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Sockpuppet or Chihuahua?

Mon, May 28, 2007 at 12:46:23 pm PDT

The left’s premier sock puppet is on the attack again: Right-wing blogger geniuses expose another journalistic fraud!

Reasonable questions about a memo that used a Hummel figurine instead of an official logo are transmuted in Rick Ellensburg’s feverishly verbose rant into “lies” and “vicious character assaults.” It’s the same old drill from the most dishonest blogger on the web—ignore the apology and clarification, and attack like a rabid ankle-biting chihuahua.

McEllensburg concludes with this:

What else could they possibly do to lose credibility altogether?

Gee, I don’t know. Maybe, post dozens of messages pretending to be other people at right-of-center blogs, then lie about it when you’re busted? That sound familiar, Socky Sockpuppet?

Notice that Greenwald doesn’t link directly to LGF; instead he links to a Google search page. Now why would he do that?

Because if he links directly here, I redirect his link to this page, mocking him for the complete fraud that he is. And he’s terrified of being exposed.

The full story of Greenwald’s stupidly dishonest sockpuppet tricks: Glenn Greenwald, Thomas Ellers, and Rick Ellensburg: The Three Most Hypocritical Men on the Planet.

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1 Class  Mon, May 28, 2007 12:50:17pm

almightylol

2 JammieWearingFool  Mon, May 28, 2007 12:50:50pm

Irony escapes him.

What a fraud.

3 MandyManners  Mon, May 28, 2007 12:52:32pm

Fuck you, Ellensburg.

4 looking closely  Mon, May 28, 2007 12:52:32pm

The difference, "Socky", is that here the "error" was exposed quickly, openly acknowledged, and corrected.

Its called "integrity".

5 NoSubmission  Mon, May 28, 2007 12:52:45pm

That 'big eye' illustration of Greenwald on the Salon page is rich.

6 JammieWearingFool  Mon, May 28, 2007 12:54:04pm
That sound familiar, Socky Sockpuppet?

Ouch.

7 Spiny Norman  Mon, May 28, 2007 12:55:52pm

What's worse, questioning the veracity of a memo of unknown provenence using an image of a Lenox porcelain figurine as a US Government logo, or wildly exaggerating its contents to claim the troops in Iraq are soon to be "going hungry"?

Which is it Greenwald(s)?

8 Macker  Mon, May 28, 2007 12:57:47pm

Charles Johnson...SUPER Genius!

/Wile_E._Coyote_voice

9 Lee  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:07:24pm

Speaking of "calumnious" (now that we all know what that means)...

10 Spiny Norman  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:08:51pm

BTW, I forgot the link in my #7:

As found by Ace of Spades: Lenox China "Defender of Freedom".

11 RedWhiteAndJew  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:08:54pm

I hope he gets athlete's face.

12 George Ford  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:10:58pm

So Charles, is it uncomfortable wearing Greenwald as an asshat?

13 Insert Clever Name Here  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:11:23pm

Prepare, lizards. Since this one looks bad for RightOfCenter, ProIsrael, ProGWOT, it may get some airplay.


(They'll add just enough detail, not enough to give us credit for busting other things (fauxtographs, etc.), though.)

14 Lee  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:14:32pm

"Glenn Greenwald -- he's calumn-a-licious!"

15 Killgore Trout Stinks  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:22:22pm

Sock puppets stink.

16 Ma Sands  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:24:54pm

#15 Killgore Trout

'Cept for yours. :)

17 Mike C.'s Sock Puppet  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:32:34pm

Another string of cracks at sock puppets ? That's it - I'm calling a meeting at the local tomorrow. Youz all was warned...

18 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:33:36pm

#16 Ma Sands
I'm drying Lavender today. My house has never smelled so good.

19 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:35:51pm
Sockpuppet or Chihuahua?

Both is an option.

20 Insert Clever Name Here  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:37:07pm

Methinks, this is another case of Ends Justify Means.

Oh? Please explain.

Well, if you are busted using sock puppets, it's no big deal. After all, you're on the good side. You can do whatever you need to get the job done.

But, what about LGF? Didn't they over-react and discredit themselves?

No, they aren't allowed to CRITICALLY ANALYZE memos. Only we are allowed to criticize anything. We are on the good side.

(Good on Charles for owning up to it. If I contributed, I apologize, retract etc. As it is, I'm not worthy to be in the same paragraph as Charles.)

21 MandyManners  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:41:39pm

12 George Ford

What does that mean?

22 christheprofessor  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:43:18pm

#21 MM

I was trying to determine that myself...

23 Mike C.  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:44:28pm

# 18 K T

Ever plant any sage ? I put two cheapo sage plants in the rock garden years back. One croaked soon after. I have to use everything short of nuclear weapons to prevent the other one from devouring the entire neighborhood. And my $ 1.95 golden oregano is not far behind.

24 Insert Clever Name Here  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:46:29pm

Oh! It's salon-dot-com. I was right. They're the good guys. They know everything. I should shut up.

Shame on LGF for questioning the great and powerful salon-dot-com. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

(I wonder if he/they are critical about "leaked" memos that put GWB & the Administration in a good light?)

25 MandyManners  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:48:15pm

22 ctp

It sure doesn't sound nice.

26 Powderfinger  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:50:40pm
What else could they possibly do to lose credibility altogether?

Try saving America while living in Brazil? What would an expatriate do?

27 george ford  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:51:51pm

Sorry. It was my lame attempt at humor/insult aimed at someone that seems to spend too much time up Mr. Johnson's backside.

28 christheprofessor  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:53:10pm

#25 MM

No, it didn't, but #27 seems to clear it up... No harm, no foul...

29 Insert Clever Name Here  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:53:48pm

#21 & #22
re: 12 George Ford
~~~~~~~

I stumbled over that one, also. My guess is this: "Hey, Charles, you are PWNED! We got you this time so bad that your head must be up Greenwald's butt trying to apologize. Hah!11111"


(That's my guess, anyway. Maybe by the time I finish this, George Ford will have replied.)

30 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 28, 2007 1:56:51pm

23 Mike C.
I have both those in my herb garden. They're pretty much indestructible.

31 Insert Clever Name Here  Mon, May 28, 2007 2:00:34pm

I was wrong again.

(*sigh*)

32 Ma Sands  Mon, May 28, 2007 2:07:31pm

#18 Killgore Trout

What do you use, to dry it with? One of those special food dehydrators, with the shelves? --we used to do fruit leather & such with that.... :)

33 Insert Clever Name Here  Mon, May 28, 2007 2:27:08pm

No, I usually dry it with paper towels. And not the good ones either. The rough, brown ones that go inside the lavatory dispenser. Smells better that way.

(Post & Run. tee hee &trade .)

34 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Mon, May 28, 2007 2:27:09pm

The shame for Salon is not that they printed this dishonest column by some spiteful loser.

The shame is that there's zero chance that they'll print a retraction or fire the creep.

I think they know what side they're on, and truth and integrity have no meaning to them. Funny, I thought truth (and therefor integrity) was the job of the media. I must be out of date.

35 Hucbald  Mon, May 28, 2007 2:33:41pm

I'm so glad the Lord has blessed my crap with a higher IQ than the likes of that slime-tard. Isn't there a bar ditch somewhere where his thankfully dead body could be rotting away? At least in that scenario he'd be feeding worms, insects, and microbes. You know: Doing something good for mother earth. Giving back.

How excrement like him survives from day to day is a mystery to me. All of creation would celebrate his demise.

36 Arbalest  Mon, May 28, 2007 2:53:34pm

My turn to play. I‘ll play Devil’s Advocate, partly because I’ve looked at the various links and can’t seem to find the evidence that supports Glenn Greenwald, Larry Johnson, et al., to this being a widespread problem in Iraq.

If more is available, please show me.

I notice that Mr. Greenwald’s writings are not quite freely posted; apparently one must register just to read them. Why?

I took the risk of clicking on the sponsor logo, enduring the pompous yet fawning 4-screen ad(ulation) for Salon: “I love writing for Salon because the readership is so smart. They’re the best and biggest pack of editors in the business”.

Surely, these big editors can dig up the facts.

Needless to say, the memo is authentic

Is it? I suppose that it is real, in the sense that someone actually wrote it (and may have printed it).

The memo contains a picture of a porcelain figurine (not a real State Department or any other US Government seal), no office / unit / other identification codes, and is unsigned, i.e., no hand-written signature.

I’ve seen enough US Government documentation to be suspicious of something that looks like the memo in question.

But somewhat more importantly, is this memo in fact only applicable to one small area (and nowhere else)?

The memo would then be completely true, but only for a small area (the “US Embassy” grounds, see the e-mail).


I note that Iraqslogger, and everyone else seems to be taking the word of the BAGHDAD PRESS OFFICE.

Chad, an Ace of Spades HQ commenter, sends an e-mail concerning a story appearing in the Washington Post regarding a shortage of fresh foods reaching the embassy.

The response is:

In short, the term “US Mission-Iraq” is how the military here generally refers to us; however, we at the Embassy simply call ourselves “the US Embassy” or, for the actual real estate on which we sit, “the Embassy compound.” As for the food-shortage notice, yes, it was a legitimate notice; however, food convoys have since begun to come in and we’re gradually getting back to normal.

Thanks for asking!

BAGHDAD PRESS OFFICE U.S. Embassy, Baghdad Email xxxxxxx”


Who wrote this e-mail response? Names, authority, etc.

The e-mail questions and e-mail response, as written, apply ONLY to the US Embassy, and nowhere else in Iraq.

Is / was there any evidence that this problem applied to a significant portion of the US Forces in Iraq?


It seems that Mr. Greenwald and “the best and biggest pack of editors in the business” have done no investigation.

The best they can do is hurl invective:

Right-wing bloggers and "Pajamas Media" spent all weekend calling Larry Johnson a liar and a fraud when the only liars and frauds were, as usual, . . . .”

But let us expose the truth: the written words in the memo apply only to a few State Department children (who might have had to eat MREs).

Is there any evidence that the memo applies to anyone else more than 100 meters from the memo writer’s location?

Larry Johnson writes: “The bottomline is that our troops depend on a ground supply line that runs from Kuwait to the various bases in Iraq.”

But is there any evidence that a sizable proportion of the US troops in Iraq faced this same problem?

His opening line is: “Some brave soul in the U.S. military sent Pat Lang a memo issued Monday that shows the U.S. ability to support its troops is collapsing and very vulnerable to disruption

The claim “vulnerable to disruption” is too generic, a simple 5 minute traffic jam or a flat tire could qualify. The memo does not support the claim “. . . ability to support its troops is collapsing . . .”, nor does the e-mail.

Is Larry Johnson telling the whole truth?

Is this, by Mr. L. Johnson, Mr. Greenwald and “the best and biggest pack of editors in the business”, “responsible commentary”?

37 pat  Mon, May 28, 2007 5:26:38pm

I don't get it. The memo was advertised as being the status of the troops. While real, it had to do with the Embassy commissary, an entirely different matter. The memo may have been real, but the story was clearly false.

38 Ward Cleaver  Mon, May 28, 2007 9:08:28pm

Fuck you Greenwald.


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