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Google Standard Memorial Day Excuse

Tue, May 29, 2007 at 11:29:16 am PDT

A reader forwarded the following reply from Google, about their continuing failure to mark Memorial Day; it’s the same reply they’ve given for at least three years running.

Thank you for your note. We appreciate your interest in seeing a Memorial Day Google logo. If we were to commemorate this holiday, we’d want to express reverence; however, as Google’s special logos tend to be lighthearted in nature, this would be a particularly challenging design. We wouldn’t want to create a graphic that could be interpreted as disrespectful in any way.

We have a long list of holidays that we’d like to celebrate in the future. We have to balance this rotating calendar with the need to maintain the consistency of the Google homepage. We really value your feedback regarding the Google logo, and please be assured that we’re actively pursuing ways in which we can acknowledge Memorial Day and other such occasions in the future.

Regards,
The Google Team

By “in the future,” they apparently mean sometime in the next century or so.

UPDATE at 5/29/07 11:34:31 am:

As for their claim that they want “lighthearted” logos, how “lighthearted” were those melting glaciers they used on Earth Day?

UPDATE at 5/29/07 11:39:25 am:

Here was Google’s reply in 2005 when people asked why they didn’t mark Memorial Day.

We have to balance this rotating calendar with the need to maintain the consistency of the Google homepage.

Furthermore, Google’s special logos tend to be lighthearted in nature. If we were to commemorate Memorial Day, we would want to express reverence, rather than mirth. This would be a particularly challenging design. We would not want to, in any way, create a graphic that could be interpreted as disrespectful. In light of the mail we have received about this, we are actively considering designs we could display on this day next year. We welcome any suggestions you may have.

UPDATE at 5/29/07 11:50:06 am:

To show you how transparently false this excuse is, here’s the logo Google used for Australia’s ANZAC Day, the Aussie equivalent of Memorial Day:

In truth, Google is willing to honor the fallen of every country—except their own.

(Hat tip: Dylan.)

UPDATE at 5/29/07 12:15:08 pm:

And here’s their logo for Canada’s Remembrance Day, which they’ve been running for several years:

And here’s the British Remembrance Day logo from 2004:

UPDATE at 5/29/07 12:36:24 pm:

Zombie is holding a Google Memorial Day logo design contest.

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1 mglazer  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:30:38am

Figgle Bastards

2 cbinflux  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:32:20am

/can you say "Boilerplate", "form letter", and/or "robot reply"?

3 Roger  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:32:28am

'In the future' may mean when there is a progressive POTUS.

4 simonml  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:32:41am

I almost believe their excuse, but as Charles has shown, an American flag works just fine.

Charles' logo tends to be light hearted in nature, but he still made it work

5 PatrioticNaturalizedAmerican  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:33:06am

If they just put an American flag, will that be considered disrespectful to their friends the leftists and jihadists?

6 Scorpius  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:33:13am

Frakking Chribus, how difficult is it to incorporate an American flag into the Google image or to redo the lettering of Google in Red, White and Blue? pathetic excuse if you ask me.

7 Da_Beerfreak  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:33:22am

"In the future" doesn't mean in the future, it really means not today. (or ever, for that matter)

8 1sttofight  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:34:09am

What they really mean is that they are going to stay with their lefty agenda and never ever show any respect to the US Military, living or dead.

9 cbinflux  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:34:21am

By “in the future,” they apparently mean sometime in the next century or so if it should ever offer an opportunity for revenue enhancement.

O'wise, we be multi-national (unless of course we need defending)

10 Ringo the Gringo  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:35:04am

Three "militants" killed in "so called work accident"

11 rabidsquirrel  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:35:48am
Thank you for your note. We appreciate your interest in seeing a Memorial Day Google logo. If we were to commemorate this holiday, we’d want to express reverence; however, as Google’s special logos tend to be lighthearted in nature, this would be a particularly challenging
design. We wouldn’t want to create a graphic that could be interpreted as disrespectful in any way.

translation: "We're working on just the right graphic to express our hatred and rage at those fascist babykillers, but Bob over in Marketing thought it might be a bad idea to tip our hand."

12 nnptcgrad  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:36:01am

It would be sooooo difficult to change, say the "L" to a flagpole with the USA flag on it now wouldn't it?

13 Sharmuta  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:36:22am

I'd call this a cop out.

14 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:36:31am

The link that follows shows a screen cap of what Google provides UK and Canadian users on Remembrance Day, which is the equivalent to the US Memorial Day.

[Link: blog.outer-court.com...]

The Red Poppy is by no means "lighthearted" in nature, and has specific meaning as it relates to the total carnage of the trench warfare of World War I.

15 Angel  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:37:24am

I cant think of anyone who would have minded a "light" waving American flag...can you?

What ghouls.

16 mikeysdca  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:37:30am

Weasels.

17 astronmr20  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:37:36am

Googlebats.

Both of their main campuses are in CA. That will tell you all you need to know. My company does some business with them in regards to broadcast. nice folks,

but they are googlebats.

18 Roger  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:38:05am

Whatever they are working up must be a real doozy seeing their faux paranoia.

/It's not a Super Bowl ad.

19 Angel  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:38:13am

cant wait to see what they come up with for Ramaaaaaaaaadan.

20 Canadastani  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:38:26am

Google to Soldiers: thanks for defending our freedom of speech, but we don't do reverence. As long as they treat UN Day or Earth Day as a spoof, I am cool with that.

Well, they did the memorial service for us Virginia Tech alums in the Bay Area, so I want to cut them some slack. On the other hand, they seem to only apply the rules in one direction. Maybe they could have a Chinese Freedom of Speech day.

21 ShyGuy  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:38:27am

"Light-hearted" often accompanies "empty-headed", as is Google's reply.

22 rabidsquirrel  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:38:39am

#15 Angel:

I cant think of anyone who would have minded a "light" waving American flag...can you?

You mean, other than the people at Google?

23 Adamski  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:39:05am

Yeah, flags are "lighthearted" and "particularly challenging."

Phony bastards.

24 Ginn  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:39:33am
as Google’s special logos tend to be lighthearted in nature, this would be a particularly challenging design. We wouldn’t want to create a graphic that could be interpreted as disrespectful in any way.

Oh.. ha,ha, ha, ha, ha...

To defend your falsehoods by claiming you are graphically "challenged!"

Google.. I bow to your schtupidness!

25 uncle_monkey  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:39:34am

I already said they'd say this.
Their MLK tribute was pretty serious too.

That's the same lame-ass excuse they used last year.

26 mglazer  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:39:43am

Like women, it is Google's privilege to be fickle - it's good to be the King!


Charles, the link to Google Holi-days - what google honors as holy

[Link: www.google.com...]

Martin Luther King Jr. Day - January 15, 2007


Happy New Year! - January 1, 2007


Season's Greetings with a Google Doodle


Edvard Munch's Birthday - December 12, 2006


Happy Thanksgiving - November 23, 2006


Happy Halloween - October 31, 2006


Google's 8th Birthday - September 2006


Independence Day - July 4, 2006


World Cup - June 9, 2006


Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Birthday - May 22, 2006


Mother's Day - May 14, 2006


Persian New Year - March 21, 2006


St. Patrick's Day - March 17, 2006


Birthday of Percival Lowell - March 13, 2006


Winter Games: Torino 2006 - February 2006


Lunar New Year - January 29, 2006


250th Birthday of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - January 27, 2006


Martin Luther King Jr. Day - January 16, 2006


Louis Braille's Birthday - January 4, 2006


Happy New Year - January 1, 2006


Goes back to 1999

[Link: www.google.com...]

27 lawhawk  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:40:27am

Charles,

You could simply run last year's posting on this subject word for word. Or maybe this one.

Only the year has changed. The end result is the same.

And count on them to ignore Veterans Day as well.

28 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:40:29am

The "lighthearted" melting iceberg logo...

[Link: www.google.com...]

29 Harry Tuttle  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:41:22am

I have a suggestion for them.

Spin on it.

Feh.

30 mglazer  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:41:22am

Wow they even did a lunar and persian new year

The mullahs are proud google billionaires - be evil, very evil!

[Link: www.google.com...]

31 Ginn  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:41:27am

#16 mikeysdca 5/29/2007 11:37:30 am PDT
Weasels.

lol!

"Google Weasels!"

But throw in, "anti-American Google Weasels." Come on Google Team show your true colors.

32 JammieWearingFool  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:41:36am

They can track your every move over the Internet, yet can't find a way to post an American flag.

Sure.

33 MrMom  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:42:22am

Let them do it. That flag stands for their right to be as they are (unpatriotic a-holes). I served this country to defend that right. Let the people decide what they think of Google's excuse.

34 JammieWearingFool  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:43:13am

Just watch as they and many others conveniently rediscover their patriotism when a Democrat returns to the White House (God help us).

35 lawhawk  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:43:15am

OT:
BTW, the UN is up to its usual antics:

John Dugard, the UN Human Rights Council's investigator on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, said the Mideast Quartet has to treat both sides equally if it wants to broker a successful peace agreement.

Israel has consistently rejected Dugard's reports and statements as one-sided. In March he compared the Jewish state's treatment of Palestinians to apartheid - comments that drew strong criticism from Israeli officials, who called them "inflammatory and inciteful."

"In order to prevent another season of violence and to protect human rights in the region, the Quartet must intervene immediately in a fair and evenhanded manner," said Dugard, a South African lawyer. "This means the recognition of both Hamas and non-Hamas members of the Palestinian Government of National Unity."

36 steel curtain  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:43:38am

They celebrate Independence Day with patriotic colors. See 2004.

[Link: www.google.com...]

37 gopninja  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:43:50am

big deal

38 Ringo the Gringo  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:44:34am

The truth is that they simply don't want to use an American flag.

Too offensive.

39 Radar  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:45:11am

"We wouldn’t want to create a graphic that could be interpreted as disrespectful in any way."

Did they ever stop to think that NOT paying their respects to America's veterans might also be, ummm, what's the word...

Disrespectful?

Just put a simple flag up. Is that so freaking hard?

40 Globular Cluster  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:45:13am

Why doesn't Google just display a graphic of an American Flag? Lighthearted enough?

41 JammieWearingFool  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:45:53am

Is it just me or did everything just go sans serif?

42 jeff macmillan  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:46:20am

We at Google love Memorial Day so much so that our Executives have just ran out today on May 29th to purchase an American Flag.

We plan to celebrate Memorial Day in a lighthearted way that focuses on how hilarious it is that someone who ever defend our country.

43 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:46:44am

Hate America. HATE AMERICA. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE. Hate. HATE.

gOOgle. Hate gOOgle. HATE GOOGLE. Hate gOOgle. HATE GOOGLE. Hate gOOgle. HATE GOOGLE. Hate gOOgle. HATE GOOGLE. Hate gOOgle. HATE GOOGLE. Hate gOOgle. HATE GOOGLE. Hate gOOgle. HATE GOOGLE. Hate gOOgle. HATE GOOGLE. Hate gOOgle. HATE GOOGLE. Hate gOOgle. HATE GOOGLE. Hate gOOgle. HATE GOOGLE. Hate gOOgle. HATE GOOGLE. Hate gOOgle. HATE GOOGLE. Hate gOOgle. HATE GOOGLE.

44 ayatollah ghilmeini  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:46:59am

My favorite is Google's slogan Don't Be Evil- I have had the misfortune of seeing Google up close and personal- they are evil.

Can't talk about it yet but one day, one day.

45 JammieWearingFool  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:47:40am

Must be my browser.

46 Sharmuta  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:47:47am

It's so nice of google to have a standard form letter response to these lack of Memorial Day logos year in and year out. Let me guess- next year's Memorial Day google home page will be no different than last year's or this year's. In response to inquiries about it, google will say:

Furthermore, Google’s special logos tend to be lighthearted in nature. If we were to commemorate Memorial Day, we would want to express reverence, rather than mirth. This would be a particularly challenging design. We would not want to, in any way, create a graphic that could be interpreted as disrespectful.

In the mean time, google doesn't seem to grasp that their lack of a logo might also be interpreted as disrespectful. They are in a lose-lose situation of their own making now.

47 Ginn  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:47:50am
#33 MrMom 5/29/2007 11:42:22 am PDT
Let them do it. That flag stands for their right to be as they are (unpatriotic a-holes). I served this country to defend that right. Let the people decide what they think of Google's excuse.

Hey, look at you, you served this country to defend their right to be as they are. Now that's not nice, reminding them of this fact. I mean, they don't want to know "stuff" like that, it's too "complicated." too "deep."

Evidently their lives don't cotton to such things as "reverence." The flag is just, "kooky" man!

48 Sol Roth  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:48:31am

Maybe they would like to relocate their headquarters to a "freer" country where violations of their beloved Political Correctness is a capitol offense?

Like North Korea.

49 Durendal  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:48:46am

gee, um, a freakin flag in place of the "l" would work, Google

50 cbinflux  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:49:12am
51 Killian Bundy  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:50:12am

Gee, it looks like there was a Bonkey parade at last weekend's Islamorama.

/apparently, they still haven't figured out that Amy the Airhead's actually a Senator now

52 Sol Roth  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:50:34am

"Google: We're Good America-Hating Global Citizens"

Lying sacks of cowflop.

53 scaryfast  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:50:36am

I really don't care what Google puts on as their logo for Memorial Day. I switched my homepages to Yahoo.com. I never plan on using Google as a search engine again.

54 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:50:54am

Yet another Google logo for War Dead From Other Countries

Australia and New Zeland -ANZAC Day

[Link: www.google.com.au...]

Australia and New Zealand commemorate the ANZAC Day public holiday on the 25th of April every year to honour the bravery and sacrifice of the members of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps (ANZAC), and of all those who served their country.

55 cbinflux  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:51:02am

OT
Human Rights Violations? We'll Handle It

Arab nations have made a living by using international organizations to do their bidding. The UN, Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International are just a few of the bodies who have shown an unequivocal bias towards the Islamic bloc. The UN's Human Rights Council is the star of the show. In its brief history, it has only found cause to condemn Israel. Many times.

56 Ringo the Gringo  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:51:09am

Am I the only one not seeing the jihadi and the moonbat up in the masthead at the top of the screen?

57 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:51:55am

PIMF - "Zealand." Sorry Kiwis

58 Charles  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:52:01am

Ringo: they're not in the Memorial Day graphic. Seemed like a wrong note to me.

59 Muadib  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:52:34am

Lying Sacks of Anti-American Socialist Excrement

60 christheprofessor  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:52:52am

Screwgle...

61 loppyd  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:53:08am

I doubt there was any hand wringing over this. In fact, I doubt they ever considered it. Yesterday was just a day off to attend [vegan in many cases] cookouts and bash Bush.

62 Sharmuta  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:53:48am

Charles- thank you for the ANZAC pic. And I was just thinking, how hard would it be to have poppies? And there you had already put it up. Pretty much goes to show this google form letter is nothing but tech-iyya.

63 MandyManners  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:54:28am

Fuck Google.

64 MrMom  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:56:13am

#47 Ginn
On top of that, my bet is that not one person in that organization, from the top to the very bottom, has what it takes to defend this country via military service. Therefore, how would they know what a-holes they are for doing this? Ignorance is a terrible thing.

65 Ringo the Gringo  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:56:15am

Charles,

That makes sense.

66 cbinflux  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:56:25am

OT
"Islamic banking" identified as attempt to introduce Sharia law in Canada

WASHINGTON: Canadian Islamists who have been trying to bring in Sharia into Canada, so far without success, have now chosen another route - Islamic banking.

The ignored, but fully funded, polygamy is also backdooring sharia.

67 christheprofessor  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:56:30am

#63 MM

My sentiments exactly (#60)....

68 nolimit  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:57:10am
#58 Charles

Ringo: they're not in the Memorial Day graphic. Seemed like a wrong note to me.

My preference (as if I have one) is for the Memorial Day graphic be permanent.

69 boocat  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:57:33am

I have a suggestion for those Google pinkos.

70 Ginn  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:57:46am

Facts is facts. Here it is Google. You won't put up a flag nor flowers to honor our fallen soldiers. Your claim that you are merely lighthearted but this been proven to be false. Your claim that you are unable to come up with something appropriate, another lie.

Shame on you. Shame on you for lying! If you had any balls you would tell the truth that you're little Google Team is pulling a sneaky little "protest."

Guess what? You have fucked over not only those who serve and died now but EVERY SINGLE SERVICEMAN from EVERY WAR.

You did this and you lie about it. Way to go.

71 Tumulus11  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:58:23am

Memorial Day 2005:

'... we are actively considering designs we could display on this day next year.'

Memorial Day 2007:

'... please be assured that we're actively pursuing ways in which we can acknowledge Memorial Day and other such occasions in the future.'

. Google has made the kind of progress that Mohammed el-Baradei would applaud.

72 loppyd  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:58:23am

63 MandyManners

Concise. To the point. Emotional.

I like it!

73 zombie  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:59:29am
as Google’s special logos tend to be lighthearted in nature, this would be a particularly challenging design.

Gee, how hard could it be? They have an entire staff of professional graphic designers.

How about...

An American flag rippling in the wind, flying from the "l" in Google?

A WWII-era helmet set askew on the "G"?

Have the "o"s be service/combat medals?

...and so on. Easy enough to come up with dozens of design ideas in a matter of minutes.

Google is lying through its teeth.

They need a better PR department, because they are losing badly on this one.

74 Ginn  Tue, May 29, 2007 11:59:44am

64 MrMom 5/29/2007 11:56:13 am PDT

#47 Ginn
On top of that, my bet is that not one person in that organization, from the top to the very bottom, has what it takes to defend this country via military service. Therefore, how would they know what a-holes they are for doing this? Ignorance is a terrible thing.

I agree. And not only ignorance but get this, this is their idea of "defending" our country.

75 wanumba  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:00:10pm

Well, what would they have to put? Maybe the problem is, unlike Australia and Canada for example which use flowers to symbolise their respective days, the American symbol is that pesky flag.
And not just any flag, like some special banner, but that AMERICAN flag. Stars and strips.
So, the Google execs who apparently modestly aspire to be nothing less than Overlords in the classical sense, seem to find the American flag offensive.

76 NoSubmission  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:00:34pm

'a particularly challenging design'?

An American Flag?

Now I've heard everything.

77 MrMom  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:02:48pm

#74 Ginn
How true.
*spit*

78 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:03:40pm
79 Killian Bundy  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:03:41pm
Regards,
The Google Team

P.S. Keep them jihadi videos coming.

/our YouTube subsidiary is proud to be a Hamas hosting service

80 jcm  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:04:12pm

This one works for me:

[Link: www.google.com...]

or

[Link: img.photobucket.com...]

81 Sharmuta  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:04:12pm

70 Ginn

Bravo! You're exactly right. They are lying little leftist punks who don't dare express their true motives- that of rampant anti-Americanism. Instead they'd rather hide like cowards behind some bullsh*t excuse that has now been proven to be a false premise. This has nothing to do with a lack of a respectful logo- this has to do with a lack of respect for our Glorious Dead.

82 MrMom  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:04:21pm

#63 MandyManners
Must be PO'd.
Bad "manners" with the F-bomb :)

83 Sharmuta  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:05:31pm

71 Tumulus11

Google has made the kind of progress that Mohammed el-Baradei would applaud.

LMAO!

84 looking closely  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:06:35pm

I find it hard to imagine how a simple depiction of the American flag could be interpreted as disrespectful to Veterans.

But if Google is having a hard time coming up with a "respectful" way to commemorate Memorial day, perhaps they could. . .say. . .USE THEIR OWN FRICKING SEARCH ENGINE TO FIND 200 WAYS OTHER WEBSITES HAVE DONE IT "RESPECTFULLY" ALREADY.

85 NoSubmission  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:06:37pm

19 Angel 5/29/2007

cant wait to see what they come up with for Ramaaaaaaaaadan.

A head hanging by a thread off the 'L' in 'google'?
Shouldn't be too challenging a design for them.

86 Banner  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:06:56pm

Here's the one for Rememberance day in Canada, the Canadian version of Memorial day which google has been also honoring for years now.

www.google.ca/logos/ukpoppy02.gif

I saw this last year and pointed out to my friends Google's Hypocracy then.

87 jcm  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:07:06pm

In Flanders Fields
By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918)
Canadian Army

IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow
Between the crosses row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

88 Bad Penny  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:07:21pm
89 abolitionist  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:07:29pm

Prediction: When google gives in to displaying a US flag, it will be one that is burning. But context will be very ambiguous. And they will counter the waves of criticism by claiming that google is actually being respectful, and that they have been misunderstood, and victimized.

After all, burning is one of the legally sanctioned proper methods of disposal of a US flag that has been damaged or worn out.

90 Old Tanker  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:07:43pm

Hell, the graphic for ANZAC Day with the poppies would have worked, and Googleheads wouldn't have had to work any harder to create it......

91 lawhawk  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:08:34pm

Other ideas:

1) Flag at half mast.
2) A lone bugler playing taps.

92 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:08:39pm
93 ziggy  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:08:56pm

This is the same company that, in order to do business in China, willingly helps the Chinese Government police the internet. Turning in radical extremists for "googling" words such as Free Speech and Democracy. And they know what happens to these subversives after they are detained, but hey, business is business.

94 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:09:29pm
We have a long list of holidays that we’d like to celebrate in the future.


Don't forget these, a**holes.

# 1 Friday and Jumu'ah
# 2 Ramadan
# 3 Eid ul-Fitr
# 4 Eid Al-Adha
# 5 Ashura
# 6 Islamic New Year
# 7 Mawlid an-Nabi
# 8 Laylat al-Qadr
# 9 Laylat ul Isra and Miraj
# 10 Laylat ul Bara'ah
# 11 Jumu'ah-tul-Wida
# 12 Eid al-Ghadeer

95 Ginn  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:10:10pm

#81 Sharmuta 5/29/2007 12:04:12 pm PDT

70 Ginn

Bravo! You're exactly right. They are lying little leftist punks who don't dare express their true motives- that of rampant anti-Americanism. Instead they'd rather hide like cowards behind some bullsh*t excuse that has now been proven to be a false premise. This has nothing to do with a lack of a respectful logo- this has to do with a lack of respect for our Glorious Dead.


You know, cowardice runs their veins. If you are going to take a stand, then take it. I would say, "like a man" but these people are cowards, pure and simple. A person of honor does not need to resort to lies, does not hide behind their lies, and when "exposed" continue to lie.

No honor, among cowards.

96 MandyManners  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:11:18pm

67 ctp & 72 loppyd & 82 MrMom

Why mince words?

(MrMom, my nic is an oxymoron.)

97 Ziggy  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:11:23pm

#88 bad penny

That's awesome.

98 Ward Cleaver  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:11:46pm

Like I said last night, they're headquartered in America, but they're not American.

99 Old Tanker  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:12:10pm

#91 lawhawk,

.....a caparisoned horse; helmet, boots, and rifle......

100 wanumba  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:12:54pm

The google execs want to have the database power be able to tell each one of us what to think, to choose every day. Isn't that tyranny? The American flag must be offensive because it stands for freedom and (victorious) struggle of the individual against the tyrants.

101 MrMom  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:13:18pm

#89 abolitionist
I've always defended people's right to burn the flag, too. I simply prefer that they wrap themselves in it first;)

102 MandyManners  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:13:32pm

96 self

grrrrrrrrrr

That didn't even come out right. I was trying to say that I am not particularly well mannered at all times.

Aw, fuggedaboutit. Dagnabit.

Ma edjumacashun wuz bettah dan dis.

103 Shug  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:19:16pm
This would be a particularly challenging design

ooo oooooh oooh oooh, (raising my hand.)
ooooh ooooh oooh pick me, pick meeeee

yes shug, go ahead

OK, I think that maybe an American Flag?


No, shug. that would be imperialistic, wouldn't it and may offend non-americans

oh

104 lawhawk  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:20:05pm

#92 tfk:

Hey, speaking of Venezuela and [T]hugo Chavez, we've got another appearance by the Protest Babestm courtesy of Publius.

105 Jeff MacMillan  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:22:11pm

Google "Lighthearted" Memorial Day POTUS logo Conception:

1) The G is a depiction of John F. Kerry on his Swiftboat in Cambodia.

2) The O is an American Flag burned in effigy

3) The O is an Image of an American Soldier
fleeing from Iraq/Afghanistan.

4) The G is a depiction of Wesley Clark's forehead.

5) The L is Makaslous (Daily Kos) in army uniform, learning to speak German on the Army's Dime.

6) The E is all of the Democrat Presidential Hopefuls smiling for their Photo-Op.

106 JonB  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:25:37pm

I'm sure this has been said before, but it's worth saying again.

If Google feels Memorial Day isn't worth a special logo, when Earth-day is, then I'd like verification from Google that they don't give their employees Memorial Day off. They certainly don't deserve it.

107 funkyfantom  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:26:15pm
#59 Muadib
Lying Sacks of Anti-American Socialist Excrement

Lying? Check.
Anti-American? Check.
Excrement?Check.
Socialist? Mmm...I don't think you can start a company, make billions off the stock and be a socialist.

Parasite would be more accurate.

108 theheat  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:26:21pm

Google is a powerful POS. Unfortunately, the entire world uses Google, and so many sing its search and ad campaign praises it drowns out the Google outers. Sure, there's a Google hatefest going on around every third corner and a few back alleys, but they have so much money behind them they are seemingly unstoppable.

Assholes? Sure. Bold-faced Liars? You bet. Hypocrites? Absolutely. But, so is Saudi Arabia, and we still call them our friends. It's just that Google isn't dripping in oil... that we know of.

109 spider mensch  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:26:46pm

here's what google is good for...

[Link: blog.chosun.com...]

notice the cross on her necklace...um..just look up in the photo, no look up!.....a good catholic girl if i ever saw one!

110 loppyd  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:27:54pm

MandyManners

You said what I think!

111 drk  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:29:30pm

Remembrance Sunday

"Google UK and CA celebrated the Remembrance Day with a new Doodle featuring poppies. Also known as Poppy Day and Armistice Day, its a day to commemorate the sacrifice of veterans and civilians in World War I, World War II, and other wars. Observed on November 11 to recall the end of World War I on that date in 1918."

When I was growing up there was always a minute's silence for Rememberance Sunday - but then my Grandfather fought at Ypres and the Somme ...

112 LoFlyer  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:30:07pm

Apparently Google had zero difficulty coming up with the tasteful ANZAC day tribute. Nor does Google have any difficulty producing the patriotic 4th of July logo. The fact that Google pays tribute to New Zealand veterans while excluding American's speaks volumes for the ideology of the decision maker at Google. I never use Google or Yahoo for that matter anyway. Why do business with those that bias a simple search engine?

113 loppyd  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:32:01pm

Off to PO, Bank etc.

BBL

114 zombie  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:34:28pm

Brand new as of 15 seconds ago, at zombietime!

Spread the link around; send in your entries!

--------------------------------

Google Memorial Day logo

Design Contest

May 29, 2007

On Monday, May 28, 2007, Google once again failed to create a special logo to mark Memorial Day -- exactly as they fail to do every year, despite the fact that they mark dozens of lesser or contrived "holidays" with special logos.

Google's excuse for this behavior is laughable:

If we were to commemorate this holiday, we'd want to express reverence; however, as Google's special logos tend to be lighthearted in nature, this would be a particularly challenging design. We wouldn't want to create a graphic that could be interpreted as disrespectful in any way.


Considering that Google has a large full-time staff of professional graphic designers -- just how difficult could it be to come up with a respectful design?

Perhaps we can prove Google wrong by making some Memorial Day Google logos of our own.

Everybody: fire up your graphics software, and start making your proposed design for Google's Memorial Day-themed logo.

Send your entries to me, and the best ones will be chosen and displayed on this page.

These winning entries will then be sent to Google to prove to them (and the world) that it is quite easy to create a respectful Memorial Day Google logo, and that the company's ridiculous "excuse" will be shown to be a smokescreen.

Designers:

At this link you will find a hi-res version of the Google logo. Download it to your hard drive and use it as the basis of your new design. Send the edited version to me -- in jpg (or gif) format preferably, and try to keep the file size under 300kb at most (the lower the better).

The goal is to create a logo that is respectful, tactful, and reflecting the spirit of Memorial Day.

115 LoFlyer  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:39:07pm

You go Zombie! Great idea, too bad I don't have a graphics editor loaded on my desktop. Does anyone know of a free dowload anywhere?

116 Old Tanker  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:39:46pm

#114 zombie

already bookmarked it, looking forward to this one......

117 Rhinopotamus  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:41:37pm

Thanks Zombie, will do!
Somebody brought this up earlier, but [Link: www.scroogle.org...] just became my new home page. After all, google does make a pretty good search engine.

118 Ben Hur  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:47:42pm

So THAT's what those little roses are pinned on EVERY lapel in the British MSM.

I used to see it all the time and not understand what it was.

It's to support their troops!

And all those times about America's knee-jerk patriotism, and Mickey D's type patriotism of, gasp, hanging American flags, and wearing them...where?.....on our lapels!

I am having a flashback of 1000s of images and emotions now.

Mother-effers! I really never knew!

All those times I meant to ask friends and didn't.

Shocking.

But not as shocking as the SkyNews guy faking his newsreport by claiming he was on a UK Sub in undisclosed location in the Persian Gulf....when he really was in dry dock in the UK.

Poor lad. He offed h/self when word got out.

But I bet he was wearing one of those flower lapel pins.

119 BostonPatriot  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:52:53pm

Wow, I made a joke yesterday to a friend about not getting too upset unless they do an ANZAC Day (she had no idea what ANZAC Day was, and I'm sure that's true of most of us Americans). Looks like I spoke too soon.

120 kateca  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:55:01pm

Right after 9/11 there were flags hanging on probably half the houses in my neighborhood. You could spot all the bright new flags, hanging alongside the faded ones that had been there long before.

All the bright new flags are gone now, stuffed away somewhere while ingrates celebrate a day off work by bitching about everything that's wrong with our capitalist, imperialist, war mongering country.

And the millionaires at Google can't put an American Flag in their logo because it'd piss of the anti-American left and the whole anti-American world!

Adding Google to my boycott list.

What Mandy said!

121 Andopolis  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:55:11pm

Zombie, that's exactly the same thing I was going to suggest! GMTA I guess.

I've done a bit of graphic design in my time.. maybe I'll surf the Hummel figurine sights and see what I can put together..

122 htom  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:57:36pm

zombie, I'm not enough of an artist to make it, but I'll offer an idea, inspired by my visit yesterday to Ft. Snelling National Cemetery yesterday. The google logo letters in a nest of grass, as if gravestones on a lawn, with a small American flag beside one, a bouquet of flowers by another, nothing by another, the American flag barely moving, hanging at half-mast on the "l" (until noon, user's local time), and small, hand lettered sign by the "e", saying "Mom". If that's too harsh, have the sign say "Dad".

I think of myself as "hard", and I've been there many times, but "Mom" just about brought me to my knees yesterday.

123 MrMom  Tue, May 29, 2007 12:58:36pm

#96 MandyManners
I knew that. Should have used Sarc tag but didn't think I needed it. mea culpa.

124 Kulhwch  Tue, May 29, 2007 1:06:33pm

    I guess it shows us what camp they're in.  And to think I support Google so much.  I think I'll wander over to Yahoo for a bit, if these Googlers are so ashamed of their country ... the same country where the had the rights to become what they are.

}:)     [You oughtta be ashamed of yourselves.]

125 Angel  Tue, May 29, 2007 1:19:19pm

rabidsquirrel


join Zombies contest! Heh

126 FrogMarch  Tue, May 29, 2007 1:23:06pm

Trust me, google will remain unpatriotic, unless and until their democrat candidate is in the oval office.

127 Angel  Tue, May 29, 2007 1:23:19pm

No Submission

oh thats perfect...
yes a contest for what Google plans to showcase for Ramaaaaaadan...
Indeed!

128 Mike C.  Tue, May 29, 2007 1:25:54pm

Just effing disgusting.

I have no more to say on this matter.

129 jackfetch  Tue, May 29, 2007 2:05:06pm

I wasn't aware that they noted other nations' Memorial Day type observations. Disgusting.

Ask.com had a perfectly lovely flag logo on display, I suggest using them. Google is too easily overwhlemed by result hijack techniques, anyway.

130 hoystory  Tue, May 29, 2007 2:06:39pm

I second the opinion that Google will start marking patriotic holidays when there's a Democrat in the White House and not before.

Here's hoping its many years before they make a Memorial Day logo.

131 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Tue, May 29, 2007 2:07:31pm

Before I even scrolled down that far I guessed that Google makes a poppy logo for Canadian memorial day.

It wouldn't kill them to show a little respect for their own country.

132 Noam Sayin'  Tue, May 29, 2007 2:11:56pm

Afternoon everybody...

133 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Tue, May 29, 2007 2:14:52pm

You can browse Google holiday logos by country and verify that they have remembrance day for every other country on the planet.

Though I notice that they use the same remembrance day logo for the UK that they use for Canada.

[Link: www.google.ca...]
[Link: www.google.co.uk...]
[Link: www.google.co.jp...]
[Link: www.google.cn...] (not sure whether the Chinese and Japanese holidays include a remembrance day, but I bet they do)


These are past years, they don't have one up for this year yet

134 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Tue, May 29, 2007 2:19:52pm

Actually I think they're the same logos on each site.

I see an american independence day on the israeli google and a Bastille day (though not every year)

135 *micol*  Tue, May 29, 2007 2:20:07pm

They tend to be lighthearted? So every December 1st the AIDS ribbon has nothing to do with AIDS victims?

136 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Tue, May 29, 2007 2:20:52pm

That is to say they have the same logos in the "holidaylogos.html" page on each site by country.

137 Sharmuta  Tue, May 29, 2007 2:36:05pm

135 *micol*

They tend to be lighthearted? So every December 1st the AIDS ribbon has nothing to do with AIDS victims?

google says: Touche.

And the Canadian Remembrance Day logo was exactly what I was thinking- turn the Os into poppies. Thanks for the tech-iyya google.

138 bblatt11  Tue, May 29, 2007 2:37:14pm

Not completely OT:
I was browsing through google's archive - saw Chinese New Year, Persian New Year, no Rosh Hashonah...just sayin'.
I mean really google,why don't you just make all of your letters green and get it over with?

139 zombie  Tue, May 29, 2007 2:39:36pm

I've already got two entries posted in my Google Memorial Day Logo Design Contest.

C'mon, people, where are the Photoshoppers and the Adobe Illustratorers amongst us?

Get crackin'! Show Google what for!

140 cosmo  Tue, May 29, 2007 2:40:53pm

Remember where Google is located, folks. Just a stone's throw from Berkeley in Mt. View...and they know it.

141 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Tue, May 29, 2007 2:46:43pm

zombie, it took me a minute to make sense of why there was a heart there (a purple heart).

And for a second I wondered if Frosted Lucky Charms have purple hearts in them.

142 Ma Sands  Tue, May 29, 2007 2:54:24pm

I got one of those notes from "the Google team", too.........composing them a response right now. Bein' nice, too. :)

143 Dreadnaught  Tue, May 29, 2007 2:58:18pm

I hate that I keep on siding against everyone here...but I really think that this is a silly non-issue. Their reasoning isn't ideal, but it makes some degree of sense and doesn't point to them as some kind of America-hating leftonutters.

Yes, I may have just invented the word "leftonutter". Still, the jihadis killing our troops and openly trying to impose Sharia on the West are the enemies, not Google.

144 cosmo  Tue, May 29, 2007 2:58:20pm

Wonder what the stupid Kwanzaa holiday logo is?

"Contrived holiday made to celebrate Marxist values? Okay. We'll do it!" --Google Management

145 Ma Sands  Tue, May 29, 2007 3:05:37pm

#139 Ah, zombie --those first two you've got up there on your site are so beautiful they take my breath away.....simple, and to the very point! Thanks for starting this.

146 Angel  Tue, May 29, 2007 3:11:57pm

Zombie

I sent ya mines!
wonder if the self haters at Google will even sit up and take notice eh?

147 the_flying_pig  Tue, May 29, 2007 3:12:32pm

Deport Google people in California to a rinky, dinky island with a volcano along a weak earthquake fault. Put the UN there as well.

148 ChenZhen  Tue, May 29, 2007 3:16:36pm

Is this really that big a deal? I mean, getting all upset over a Google logo (or lack thereof)?

149 zombie  Tue, May 29, 2007 3:22:23pm
#146 Angel

Zombie

I sent ya mines!

Beautiful! You're now up there, the top logo on the site!

Excellent.

150 Sharmuta  Tue, May 29, 2007 3:49:54pm

148 ChenZhen

Is this really that big a deal? I mean, getting all upset over a Google logo (or lack thereof)?

They don't want to put up a logo for our troops, but they'll do one for Australia, Canada, and the UK. Not to mention that they are lying to us about not having a good enough graphic. I thought being lied to was something you'd understand getting upset about.

151 independentCalguyinTX  Tue, May 29, 2007 3:56:55pm

Just typical anti-Americanism from the Stanfurd communists who run the place. As if it is sooooo hard to place an American flag at half mast on their page.

OT: They also have several employment ads on monster. The CIA has less hoops to jump through to get a job. Check it out!

152 ChenZhen  Tue, May 29, 2007 4:13:43pm

#150 Sharmuta 5/29/2007 3:49:54 pm PDT

They don't want to put up a logo for our troops, but they'll do one for Australia, Canada, and the UK. Not to mention that they are lying to us about not having a good enough graphic. I thought being lied to was something you'd understand getting upset about.

Fine. Google hates the troops. I'll expect those Google ads and search button to disappear from LGF any minute now.

153 efuseakay  Tue, May 29, 2007 4:14:32pm

Anyone know if Google has done anything for Veterans Day on November 11 for previous years? I can't recall... someone chime in!

154 independentCalguyinTX  Tue, May 29, 2007 4:21:10pm

#140

Actually, Mt. View is quite a bit further than a stone's throw from my alma mater in Berzerkely. It is also across the bay. However, it is pretty much down the street from Stanfurd (the only Pac-10 school that allows it's students to drop a class AFTER taking the final, and it also has the gentleman's C- policy)[for any Stanfurd alumini out there who might dispute me, I have a videotape of this admission from the Stanfurd dean to KGO-TV news - it is my favorite videotape]!

155 Angel  Tue, May 29, 2007 4:29:10pm

zombie

Are ya planning to send these to the Google masters so they can run out of excuses for bein such rabid America haters?

woohoo!
I'd like to read their next email responding with the next list of lame reasons ..........why they just cant bring themselves to do anything remotely pro-American.

UGH!

156 Sharmuta  Tue, May 29, 2007 4:30:24pm

152 ChenZhen

Fine. Google hates the troops.

Now, now Chen. I didn't say that. I said they lied.

Troops died, google lied.

157 ScottG  Tue, May 29, 2007 4:55:32pm

You know, Google could have used a poppy logo for US Memorial Day too. The poppy tradition was started by an American, Moina Michael.

158 ChenZhen  Tue, May 29, 2007 5:20:01pm

#156 Sharmuta 5/29/2007 4:30:24 pm PDT


Now, now Chen. I didn't say that. I said they lied.

Troops died, google lied.

I have a theory why they did it (or didn't).

Better kept to the lounge though.

159 agtiger  Tue, May 29, 2007 5:47:17pm

Zombie:

Well done, Sir. Very well done indeed!

Thank you so much for doing this.

160 Merovign  Tue, May 29, 2007 9:14:00pm

My perennial interpretation of their corporate motto:

Don't be evil.

BTW, nice job visually demonstrating their hypocrisy, O Lizardoid Master.

161 maxx  Wed, May 30, 2007 9:48:21am

I stopped using Google quite a while back and haven't missed it.

Clusty.com works better:

[Link: clusty.com...]


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