yeah...that'll work

Sir, could we have a tiny look in your carry on baggage?

Someone should press the GO button on that machine to make sure he gets x-ray'd and fries his nuts so he can't procreate.

"Just put your briefcase, carry-on luggage, and pocket-jihadi on the conveyor belt ...

A sign of things to come.

amnesty? One shot to the head and they are released.

The saddest thing of all is that he would probably get past the TSA agents in most airports...

What a brilliant hiding place!

Might I suggest ducking behind a 55 gallon drum of gasoline as an alternative? Or perhaps crouching beside a crate of impact sensitive explosives?

WOW-
Those Egyptians better NOT think about sneaking into GAZASTAN.

-S-

Could somebody just turn on the X-ray and let him stay there for a couple hours?

"Welcome to Gaza! Please place your shoes, assault rifles, grenades, RPGs, bomb-belts and qassam rockets on the conveyor belt and proceed through the security check point."

You don't have any hair gel or a nail file, do you? Good, move along.

I seriously doubt that "conciliation" had anything to do with it.

If Hamas does a wholesale roundup-and-execute of Fatah loyalists in Gaza, Fatah will do the same to Hamas in the West Bank, where Fatah is much stronger militarily.

And doesn't that just sum up these worthless losers.

These Hamas "militants" are acting literally like children. They climb inside the x-ray machine, they rifle through the grown-ups' desks, they steal the stuff out of the refrigerator, they shoot at random into stuff they don't like.

Then they take pictures off their antics and post them on their MySpace page.

Now THAT is what you call "securing the border!"

Yep, nothing says Welcome to Gaza like a pop-up jihadi on a conveyor belt.

This is a joke, right?

Is the machine on?

He will fry his balls with x-rays.

Is more stupidity than this even possible?

YJCMTSU

Except for Hamas, the entire mainstream media counts as their personal MySpace page.

From Charles' lead in: "Hamas on Friday granted amnesty to Fatah leaders, signaling that it seeks conciliation with the defeated forces of moderate Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas."
Yeah. Right. I wonder if Abbas is really stupid enough to fall for this? And if he is, he truly deserves everything that happens thereafter.

#14 Steven - what's the downside? ;-p

Actually, just put on a TSA uniform, and that guy has the right attitude to work as a screener at Atlanta-Hartsfield-[Maynard the race-warlord crook]Jackson Airport.

For any of you who have had the misfortune of traveling through Hartsfield, it is essentially a work program for the city, providing jobs for the clients of city council members. Crony Capitalism at its worst.

Profiling gone mad.

Maybe he assumes that this is just like when people pull down their undies and make copies of their naked butts. "Look Mahmoud, it's my heiney! Heeheehee!"

You gotta be effing kidding me..! I hope he is getting a full dose of rads straight to the...uh...nads, and will never be able to procreate.

Funny, it doesn't look like Agent 73!

Of course, I'm not Agent 86 either.

But if I was, Agent 99 would be georeous!

Would you like Russian hollow points with that, or our new Chinese armor piercing?

"How many times do I have to tell you, Mahmoud, they don't make car washes for people. Now get your sorry terrorist ass out of there and take a real shower!"

What a dork!

I did the belt-off, shoes off, empty the pockets thing just a week ago, and I just wanted to remind everyone-

Next time you take your shoes off at the airport to clear TSA security, thank a Muslim.

heck, go back 35 years, and just having to go through a metal detector- thank a Muslim.

It really it poetic, in its own way.

Death-cult barbarian, juxtaposed against technology he could never create and probably couldn't even be trained to operate.

Technology created with the express purpose to protect the world from HIM.

Hey Steven, nice to hear from you.

Peek-a-boo! I shoot you!

" Yusuf, coming from a country so woefully underachieveing it didn't even have an airport, dug in deep against the infidel baggage trollies..."

I'm sure it takes more than just a few seconds in the x-ray to sterilize the guy, no?

Are they guarding the airport johns in the same way? You never know where a Hamas dude pops his head out...

Addendum to my #24 - Hamas has granted amnesty to Fatah leaders. What about Fatah followers? Oh, I'd wager that Hamas will keep on killing them (this assumes of course that Hamas will in fact give amnesty to Fatah leaders, of which I am dubious, to say the least).

Probably more stupidity than this is possible.

Anyway, if the machine is on, he gets the first survivor's Darwin award.

Looks like a bug trapped in a roach motel

O.T.

Hillary's version of be SAFE, RARE and LEGAL...

Oh, and all you pro-life people like me. You got to help pay for it with your tax dollars. The biggest perversion of taxpayer rights in this entire country...

** spit **

It's just to make sure that no one sneaks in from Egypt without explosives.

looks like that hoop-jumping training was useful for something afterall.

#44: goodbye_natalie

Is she botoxed now?

I wonder what their friends list would look like on Myspace. Probably have Harry Reid as one of their top 8.

44 g_n

Verring into a forbidden topic here, but I will add that this thing you talk about weakens us morally to the point that we are not really fighting this war, the one that the picture above is from.

Yeah, it will take a lot longer thank a few seconds to sterilize the jihadi.

/I'm a Radiologic Technologist

That's just one of those full-sized Jihad Joe dolls.

#49 Ojoe
Maybe he said that to suggest we should export government funded abortion to the area. Then the birth rate would go down so they would have less kids to strap suicide vests too? Only a thought.

51 North95

How long will it take to put a significant number of serious birth defects into his (I hope not) progeny?

Reagan's 'tear down this wall' speech turns 20

When Ronald Reagan stood in front of the Berlin Wall 20 years ago and challenged Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev to ''tear down this wall,'' few believed it might someday happen. Two decades later, the speech has passed into history as one of the ''great communicator's'' most stirring moments. Germany's biggest-selling newspaper, Bild, proclaimed this week that ''Reagan's great speech changed the world.'' At the time, though, it received a muted reception.

German brain drain at highest level since 1940s

For a nation that invented the term "guest worker" for its immigrant labourers, Germany is facing the sobering fact that record numbers of its own often highly-qualified citizens are fleeing the country to work abroad in the biggest mass exodus for 60 years. Leading economists and employers say the trend is alarming. They note that many among Germany's new breed of home-grown "guest workers" are highly-educated management consultants, doctors, dentists, scientists and lawyers. Stephanie Wahl, of the Institute for Economics, based in Bonn, said that those who are leaving Germany are mostly highly motivated and well educated. "Those coming in are mostly poor, untrained and hardly educated," she added. The current exodus hardly fits in with the official view of the German economy, which is said to be "booming".

Bell-Towers and Mosque Chants Cause Commotion

Tilburg municipality is fining a pastor for ringing his church bells, because they are too loud. In Rotterdam on the other hand, no measures are expected against the praises to Allah that ring out through Delfshaven district. Pastor Harm Schilder of the Holy Margarita Mary Church has to pay 5,000 euros every time he rings his bells. Following complaints from residents, the municipal executive decided on noise measurements, which led to the conclusion that the decibel production was unacceptably high. The pastor was ordered to purchase smaller bells, but refused.

The pastor rings has been ringing his bells on weekdays at 7.15 a.m. Alderman Marieke Moorman rejected his appeal to freedom of religion, reported local newspaper Brabants Dagblad. From Friday, the Labour (PvdA) Alderman will send a 5,000-euro fine every time the bells ring. The pastor has already said he will simply go ahead. In Rotterdam, there are no plans as far as is known to take any action against the An Nasr mosque in Delfshaven district. The news website Geenstijl.nl showed a film clip this week which shows how loudly the mosque - located in a former church - calls its followers to prayer in Arabic chants. Over 400, mostly angry comments were posted in response. The film is also on youtube.com/watch?v=YEWrlq0s8YI.

Minority youth target gays

Youth of ethnic background, primary from Moroccan families, are regularly hanging about well-known gay meeting places in Amsterdam in order to rob men there of their money. They also sometimes make appointments online, posing as homosexual, to rob them in their homes once they are invited over.

Would He Were the President of France

A quote from Vaclav Klaus, President of the Czech Republic, in The Financial Times, 13 June 2007

As someone who lived under communism for most of his life, I feel obliged to say that I see the biggest threat to freedom, democracy, the market economy and prosperity now in ambitious environmentalism, not in communism. This ideology wants to replace the free and spontaneous evolution of mankind by a sort of central (now global) planning.

Re #54

Can't add any more defects than there already are.

If only it were a microwave...

I sense a Fark caption contest in the offing.

Gee, I hope someone didn't leave that x-ray machine on ...

}:)     [Now wouldn't that be a shame?]

#39 Ed

I'm sure it takes more than just a few seconds in the x-ray to sterilize the guy, no?

If that happens, one of his cousins will be very disappointed after the marriage.

After the fellatio that Trent Lott administered to Ted Kennedy last week over the immigration bill, he'd best be scared of 'talk radio'. Some patriotic American from Mississippi will challenge Lott in the next GOP primary, and just playing Lott's ode to the DWI Killer over and over again should guarantee that Lott doesn't return to the Senate, no matter how much pork he can drag to the shipyard in Pascagoula.

#59 Cattt

"Does this X-ray machine make my butt look big?"

Do you remember the left screaming at the right after the Palestinian elections? Remember being asked if we called it Democracy to elect a terrorist group to power? I think these actions in Palestine the past two weeks shows that the Palestinian people voted for the lesser of two evils. Their Democracy was better than this.

Indirect mention of Lott's love for Kennedy, and Kennedy's support for 3 of GWB's biggest mistakes

I'm still checking the search engines for the actual remarks on the Senate floor. Hugh Hewitt played them a week or two back on his radio show, and I almost vomited on myself.

You guys should digg this post. This is a hilarious picture and it should make the frontpage at Digg.

Maybe this is how they produce the retarded dwarf kids that blow themselves up in Israel?

#17 Zombie: That is exactly the first thought I had when I saw the photo. I can imagine shortly after their murder spree it turned into some murdering splodeydopes of Gaza photo shoot. Kinda like the girls of the SEC in Playboy only with murderous assholes as the subjects.

Please tell me the X-Ray was on as he went thru.

Um, it's a STAGED photo op.

That idiot got in the machine because the photog asked him. For the same reason the Pieta of Tyre "fell" and took off his hat.

Next week: Pictures of Hamas militants concealing themselves inside microwave ovens, cement mixers, and brush chippers.

File this with the pictures of them jumping through burning hoops.

Der- check Hugh Hewitt- found quote

TL: This is time where we are going to see whether we are a United States Senate anymore. Are we men or mice? Are we going to slither away from this issue and hope for some epiphany to happen? No. Let's, let's let's legislate. Let's vote. I think the majority leader has a right to expect at some point we end it. Try and cover as many objections with as many amendments as we can. But at some point we have got to get this done...

Senator Kennedy, I appreciate the legislative leadership you have been providing. I know it is not easy, you know, and your own colleagues and those of us over here have been beating you up. I mean, your a nice poster child. Thank you very much for what you do. But I'll tell you one thing I have learned the hard way. When it comes to legislating, when you are dealing with Senator Kennedy, you had better bring your lunch, because you are going to get educated, you are going to learn a lot, and you are going to get a result. Hopefully it is going to be a good one. Good luck, senator from Massachusetts. I yield the floor.

TK: And the senator too. I thank my friend from Mississippi, and I commend him for a constructive and a positive attitude.

#19 Seattle Rep:

Yep, nothing says Welcome to Gaza like a pop-up jihadi on a conveyor belt.

For those who might harbor any lingering doubts, hmm?

You know... I'm fine with what Lott said... if you listen... and understand that the root of politics is the ability to be polite... you'll hear that what Lott is saying is that a) Kennedy has been in the Senate so long, his buttprint is permanently engraved to his chair. b) Kennedy has his fingers in everything and can really screw anyone in the Senate over if he wants to. c) Anyone who wants to get anything done, especially with too many Democrats on the hill, has to make nice words in Kennedy's direction because he's an egomaniac with the power to ruin things.

You folks have to learn to decode the backhanded complements...

It's like a CHIA PET! Ji Ji Ji Jihad!

#17 zombie
Did you see them yesterday on TV shooting up the office furniture in some Fatah office?

Too bad John Edwards was not confronted with this image when he went thru airport security on the way to make his "The War on Terror is nothing more than a bumper sticker" speech.

# 55 Fjordman

I always knew I loved Vaclav Havel. Is it just me or are the Czechs consistently about the most sensible people in Europe?

As for the Germans, what Germans I know tell me is that they want to leave because of the insanely complex bureaucratic obstacles that stand in the way of getting job certification in professional fields.

"Many terrorists look alike. Please check the tag to be sure it's yours."

"Any terrorist left unattended will be confiscated, and may be destroyed."

"The airlines are not responsible for damage to checked terrorists."

They practically write themselves.

Amnesty must be Arabic for "Fatah, you're dead."

Unfortunately, he won't get zapped. He has both ends of the x-ray machine open at the same time. No way to turn on the juice when that happens. However, maybe we could get McGuyver to do some of his magic on that pesky over ride thingy?

This is getting to be like a "Monty Python skit"
if weren't,you know, serious stuff.
/wtf is he doing. and why the mask, kemosabe?

The oddly placed and newly radioactive pop-up target is wielding an Egyptian made Misr, (AKM clone), 7.62x39mm assault rifle.

Once again, Egyptian small arms in the hands of Hamas in the Gaza Strip.

WHATS
THAT
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That is such a great photo.
Just think of how more cooperative passengers would be handing over their suitcases, purses and shoes with the machines equipped like that.
Of course, the truth is that man and his ideology is exactly why we all have to endure running everything through the X-ray. The not so subtle point that the machines are inneffectual against people who are hell-bent on destroying civilization.
The symbolism is sooo rich.

If he's the 'man behind the curtain', we're not in Kansas anymore!

The idiot in the machine is probably all of 19 years old.

He probably thinks its a harmless frat prank.

That's OK, he doesn't really need his bone marrow anyway.

Fun with Photoshop, this picture.

Come on people, don't you watch TV? Reuters Canary Wharf office is just a front for the Cult of Skaro's landing bay for their Void Ship.

Get with it.

#88 ec marm...

You do realize that I will be sending you a bill for the keyboard I just ruined, don't you?

Thanks for the laugh.

~sniff~ ~sniff~ I smell bacon!

I swear, you look at pictures like this and think, "Are there ANY members of Hamas who have at least half a brain?"

It's frightening. They're like armed children.

Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. It's like something from a Fark Photoshop contest.

Truth is stranger than fiction, I guess.

"Is this how the Incredible Hulk got started? Cuz I'm angry a lot."

#88 ec marm -

Funny as hell.

Charles ought to post that photo as an UPDATE and show Reuters the power of manipulative photo journalism.

what an ignorant useless idiot.

Do the metal detectors in Gaza go off when you don't have a weapon? It would save a lot of time.

Nice photo-op. MSM loves these guys. They're so photogenic.

ec marm and the beer i spilled all over my screen from ROFTMAO

only problem is now you have to seen an apology to the folks who grow the other white meat. Pigs all over iowa are offended by your linking them to jihadi scum.

Would you like fries with that Fatah Happy Meal or can we Supersize the Hamas Combo?

A resident of a Hamas-dominated neighborhood, identifying himself only as Yousef for fear of reprisal by his neighbors, said Gazans would always back the winner, regardless of ideology.

"Today everybody is with Hamas because Hamas won the battle. If Fatah had won the battle they'd be with Fatah. We are a hungry people, we are with whoever gives us a bag of flour and a food coupon,"

Then why weren't you with Israel after '48, '67, and '73? Heaven knows they've probably fed you more than Hamas and Fatah put together, too.

That sure looks like better border security than we have at the Southern border!

#85 taxfreekiller

I think NinoBrown79's question was sincere. Look at his/her other posts.

Great time to crank up the output of the machine. Give him a few extra rads.

God, if this doesn't define "barbarians at the gates", I don't know what does.

AP has updated the caption. He was just ``joking.

Name: ADDITION_MIDEAST_ISRAEL_1240081.jpg
Caption: ** ADDS CIRCUMSTANCES IN WHICH PHOTO WAS TAKEN **A Hamas militant crawls inside an X-ray machine as he poses and jokes around for journalists in the passport processing area of the terminal at the Rafah Border Crossing which is now controlled by Hamas militants, near Rafah, in the southern Gaza Strip, June 15, 2007. On its first day of full rule in Gaza, the Islamic militant Hamas on Friday granted amnesty to

What a ridiculous picture..

A 'fighter' with a bag on his head, crawls into a position where he can't see behind him and can't get up and run?

More like children goofing around than fighters.

#35

LOL! Yes, exactly. This needs to be the official caption of that photo.

"There is no terrorist threat" - Mikey Moore

#35 Silhouette 6/15/2007 10:48:28 am PDT

It really it poetic, in its own way.

Death-cult barbarian, juxtaposed against technology he could never create and probably couldn't even be trained to operate.

Technology created with the express purpose to protect the world from HIM.

Comment of the day.

#106 ivymike

Ah, more admissions from journalists that they take pictures that terrorists have posed.

Just imagine what King Leonidas would have done to these idiots.

Neglected to mention Journalists were named "Mahmoud" and "Ahmed".

Just a note, my comments were just "expunged" from Kevin Drum's website. Talk about "tolerance" and "Freedom of speech" from lefties makes me laugh.

Can't blame him for plaing hide-n-seek. He's only 12.

TAP TAP TAP

Hey, is this thing on? Bzzzt.

Milhouse: "Hey Bart, you wanna go to the abandoned hospital & play with the X-ray machine?"
Bart: "Yes. Yes I do."
/The Simpsons, just after Bart promises to never do anything stupid again.

It's not a good idea to sit in an X-ray machine.

Umm, terrific.

This photo is brought to you by MaanImages, A wholly owned subsidiary of the Nederlands and Danish government.

Yay, Dhimmis!

Oh shit. The US government is funding Maan Network as well?

[Link: www.maannet.org...]

damnit!

Apparently there were no flaming hoops to jump through.

Maan news is pretty interesting. They apparently publish in English, Hebrew, and Arabic, but if you look at all three sites they do not reflect the same content.

One of these translations is presently showing a masked gunman in a government desk. Can you guess which one?

Maan in Hebrew

Maan in English

Maan in Arabic

A cheap"Get Smart" agent 44 ripoff.

Damn now they have gone to far.

Some poor graphic artist at The Onion topped by reality again.

I was thinking the same thing, just keep the X-Rays coming 'til dude croaks :-)

Does the setting go up to 11?

(Someone had to say it.)

Jihadi tanning booth.

Islamonazi CAT scan - let's see if he has any brains--

Hmmm...

No, it doesn't look like it.

"No, No, Mahmoud. How many more times? You put the keys in the tray, the bag on the conveyer, and you walk through the gate."

"OK, OK. The keys on the conveyer, the bag in the tray... sorry, the gate, where does the gate go?.."

"Oh for fuck's sake."

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Good cover and concealment, chief. And in an X-ray machine... Surreal.

It looks like Israel has been caught with its pants down again.

Hamas has taken possession of hundreds of thousands of documents cataloguing the clandestine operations of Western intelligence services in the Middle East, including Saudi Arabia and the oil emirates. It is now the owner of complete archives of Palestinian undercover links with foreign intelligence services going back decades, with names of spies, political collaborators and double agents. The documentation covers the secret ties Palestinian intelligence maintained from the 1970s, when Yasser Arafat was based in Lebanon, with the Americans, the British, the French, the Israelis and many others.

Most intelligence experts say Israel should have bombed the two buildings and destroyed their contents rather than letting them fall into the hands of an organization and country dedicated to its eclipse.

Have all the intelligence services in the West become incompetent clowns? Or is paralysis in the face of danger is what years of appeasement of Islamic terrorism have produced in Israeli and American politicians?

Excuse me, but only 3 oz. bottles of urine and breastfeediing materials in ziplocks are allowed in your carry on, Mahmoud.

Wait, you mean this isn't a tanning bed!?

/Splodeydope simulator off/

#130 justadot

Good cover and concealment, chief. And in an X-ray machine... Surreal.

"Achmed, I demand the cone of silence!"

Caption:

All laptops out of their cases, goddamit!

The subject of that picture is a character from "Lord of the Flies, All Growed Up and Islamic".

Enjoy cancer, you dumb shit.

I know this is a pretty dead thread, but man, that picture is seriously classic. Damn.

Seriously, funniest picture of the year. I thought it was a fake until I saw it everywhere.

I KNEW I forgot something at the airport. It's my carry-on terrorist. Dammit.

If Hollywood had any brains at all, they would make a television series about this and call it Hamasville.

Hmmm.

That picture wasn't a joke?

WTF?

#106 ivymike

AP has updated the caption. He was just ``joking.

Name: ADDITION_MIDEAST_ISRAEL_1240081.jpg
Caption: ** ADDS CIRCUMSTANCES IN WHICH PHOTO WAS TAKEN **A Hamas militant crawls inside an X-ray machine as he poses and jokes around for journalists in the passport processing area of the terminal at the Rafah Border Crossing which is now controlled by Hamas militants, near Rafah, in the southern Gaza Strip, June 15, 2007. On its first day of full rule in Gaza, the Islamic militant Hamas on Friday granted amnesty to

That is important -- Charles needs to post that as an update.

I thought something was out of place there. The photo was just too clean, simple, and I doubt that even a jihadi would climb into one (for what purpose? And it would be difficult to get out quickly, if necessary). And his weapon is nearly pointing at the photographer, who appears to be in close proximity. Too late for that analysis, I know, and us Lizards can be faulted for buying in to the original (myself included). Can't let our guards down here.

But now that this has been revealed, this is worthy of further analysis. So AP posted that photo, without noting that they were just "joking"? And where's the joke? Is it something along the lines of a challenging threat to airport security? And this jokester, lest we forget, is a member of a group of people who is causing all sorts of brutal murder and chaos. And what does it say about the AP reporters, if they're so chummy with Hamas?

I sincerely hope that the x-ray source was turned on and he received at least a 80MLD. 80MLD is the dosage that would kill roughly 80% of the people exposed to it and am hoping that he isn't in the 20% who would, somehow survive the exposure.

As far as I can tell, this jack*ss is taking a trophy picture to yuck it up with his buddies.

This is a great picture--as is the one with the idiots sitting at the computer terminals with RPGs over their shoulders. I would hope anyone who sees it, even a L3 moonbat, could interpret the stark meaning: that the reach of the Jihadis is increasiningly encroaching on the civilized world.

#143 mn_marine_mp

As far as I can tell, this jack*ss is taking a trophy picture to yuck it up with his buddies.

This is a great picture--as is the one with the idiots sitting at the computer terminals with RPGs over their shoulders.

That's a good point -- I can imagine that. And I can imagine the whole scene developing, something like "Hey guys, here's a photographer. Pictures he takes will be seen all over the world." And so they set up the shots, the photographers obediently comply, and little is said in the article about the set-up, if anything.

Can't help laughing...