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Death Cult Mickey Mouse 'Martyred'

Fri, Jun 29, 2007 at 11:46:03 am PDT

The degenerate savages of Hamas have killed off their evil clone of Mickey Mouse, by having him beaten to death by an Israeli: Farfour Mouse dies in last episode.

Hamas TV on Friday broadcast what it said was the last episode of a weekly children’s show featuring “Farfour,” a Mickey Mouse look-alike who had made worldwide headlines for preaching Islamic domination and armed struggle to youngsters.

In the final skit, Farfour was beaten to death by an actor posing as an Israeli official trying to buy Farfour’s land. At one point, Farfour called the Israeli a “terrorist.”

“Farfour was martyred while defending his land,” said Sara, the teen presenter. He was killed “by the killers of children,” she added.

(Hat tip: LGF readers.)

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1 mrsoc  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:47:57am

I'm OK with that. I rather think that is a good solution for many of their issues.

2 joncelli  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:48:16am

This is a children's show? Are they going to create a new show in which they strap a bomb belt on a Donald Duck clone?

3 Osama Bin PorkChop  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:48:34am

Shocked they didn't have him go out with a bomb vest...

4 Ziggy  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:48:46am

I would rather see Farfur die in a "Work Accident"

5 deacon  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:48:59am

So I wonder if the KosKids will have a little funeral for him.

6 Spenser (with an S)  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:49:36am

I'm sure there will be a lot of funny comments here I will laugh at, but, for just a moment, remember what poison this is dripping into those young veins. "It would be better for them that a millstone was placed around their neck".

7 mrsoc  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:49:37am

Their idea of what is right for children and yours (and any other civilized person's) may be different. These are some really sick puppies.

8 bulwrk  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:49:46am

Was the Israeli offical Donald Duck?

9 Infidelsalwayswin  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:49:59am

Jesus fuck, these people are insane.

10 Bill Amos  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:50:44am

Im shocked he didnt strap a suicide belt to himelf and leave an instructional video for the kids

11 Dirk Diggler  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:50:45am

Well this proves it.

There is a God and he has a taste for the absurd.

12 Shr_Nfr  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:51:31am

Whose the next character Goofy?

13 mazeman  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:51:32am

That's actually funny.

Do you think they intended humor?
Got some consultants in maybe?

14 hick  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:52:01am

Wonder if he got his 72 Death Cult Minnie virgins?

15 noneya  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:52:01am

too bad he didn't go SPLAT like Rachel Corrie!

16 Ma Sands  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:52:09am

What?! Oh good grief. Yes, Spenser, I agree with you...but it strikes so clearly in my mind's eye, I don't think anything could push that aside enough to even elicit a small smile...poor, poor kids...

17 mean Gene  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:52:30am

Do you think rosie lets her kids watch this stuff?
They could dress up like suicide bombers and yell allah akbar at the tv screen.
She could tape it for use on her web site.
Terrorists are just mothers and fathers like her, right?

18 bulwrk  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:52:48am

#2 joncelli

Stole my thunder.

19 Pass The Moonbaticide  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:53:02am

Well, at least that's the last we'll hear of him.

How long until the next Kiddy programme Jihadi?

20 SeafoodGumbo  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:53:06am

Leave it to Muslims to debase anything innocent in the world -- from their Prophet molesting Aisha 14 centuries ago to them turning a child's cartoon character into an anti-Semitic lunatic today -- nothing is allowed to be innocent in their world.

It couldn't be any different, though, since a Muslim's life's purpose is to emulate a child-molesting murderer.

21 'Nam Grunt  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:53:20am

Charles,

Sooo glad you coined my phrase "savages", muslims are the most satanistic folks on earth!

22 mama winger  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:53:34am

Remember. Actual adults are sitting down and writing this script, directing it, providing light and sound, and then beaming it out to the TV sets watched by children.

Why are they not in padded cells? Emphasis on 'cells'?

23 hick  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:54:43am

The New Comments button is the shizznet...

24 tarkus  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:55:15am

Its Barney meets the Sopranos...

25 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:55:52am

As mentioned on the previous thread; I'd have written much the same ending for Farfour, but as a "snuff" film.

26 RememberSekhmet?  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:56:19am

This is just effing sick. I know this dates me, but I recall that when Mister Hooper died, or Mister Green Jeans, and so on---it was explained to the kids that the actor who played the character got very sick and that he died. Then the rest of the episode was about dealing with grief.

They didn't have the character die on stage. This is beyond sick, so says the mother of two kids!

27 RaiderDan  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:56:22am

Wow. Pretty sick writers they have for that show.

I was thinking Farfour moves to L.A., tries his hand at stand-up comedy, or acting.

Bad news is I checked the Hamas kids TV schedule and it gets worse;

4:00 p.m. Honk The Car, Toot the Boat, and Swoosh-Swoosh, the AH-64D helicopter gunship that fires U.S. made Hellfire missiles into Palestinian baby-milk factories.

4:30 pm. Tec The Tractor and his Buddy the Caterpillar D9 Destroys Thousands of Palestinian Olive Groves and Murders innocent ISM peace activists.

28 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:56:51am
29 Bob Tail  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:57:00am

A new series is upcoming: the Arafish and the Rat. Don't miss it: in the last episode the Arafish will be murdered by Memri's agents who planned the attack today in London

30 mama winger  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:57:11am

These people aren't like the rest of us regular folks, are they?

31 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:57:26am

I couldn't find any video or screencaps but I did find this...
Yahoo pic

A actor dressed in a giant mouse costume takes a break during filming for a satiric TV show in front of the Reichstag building in Berlin June 13, 2007.

Heh.

32 opnion  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:57:34am

Farfour is dead?: Damn! I suspect Global Warming

33 'Nam Grunt  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:57:42am

Hey muslim murdering savages, "Hear the Train coming yet"!

34 christheprofessor  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:57:51am

Don't know whether to laugh or cry...

35 DarthBrooks  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:58:01am

Next up: Bugs Bomber.

"Rabbi season!"

36 bulwrk  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:58:14am

Funny he doesn't look Jewish.

37 Know Your Enemy  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:58:15am

Beyond parody.

38 looking closely  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:58:22am

As I mentioned in the last thread, it wasn't Jewish Israeli Zionists that "martyred" this disgusting Palestinian Rat, but rather the outraged voices from all over the world after the spotlight was shined on.

And this, my friends, was in no small part because of the internet in general, and blogs like this one in particular.

So keep fighting the good fight.

39 Paul  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:58:29am

Hamas TV is an criminal alternative universe where the nazis won WWII.

40 Sajoie DeVie  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:58:38am

I really REALLY hope that MEMRI gets a subtitled version of this one. I've got a list of people I would love to send it to if I could. Some things have much more weight when you can show them to people rather than just describing it, and this is one of them.

41 SonOfLiberty  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:58:56am

I'm sorry, but I'm laughing. One of those half-amused, half-horrified kinds of ways. Certainly the message being delivered is utterly psychotic in nature.

But seriously, this has reached a point of outright hilarity. "It will be a great inspiriation to beat Farfour to death on television! We'll blame jooos!" I bet the MSM is drooling for a chance to either run this on national television in the states (propaganda). This is exactly what they want - Farfour is the new Jerry Springer.

42 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:59:00am

So, did the PA try to block this from being broadcast and transmitted? Or did they relent despite the claims that they opposed its broadcast (aka talking out both sides of their mouth).

Reprehensible doesn't begin to scratch the surface here.

43 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:59:15am

I'm laughing, but sardonically.

Of course, this is just more training for yet another generation of Palestinian children to grow up and hate, hate, hate.

44 MandyManners  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:59:25am

And I thought screeching at The Kid was emotional abuse.

45 mama winger  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:59:36am

I am out of popsicles. Time to go to the store. bbl

46 'Nam Grunt  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:59:44am

Sure hope they don't mess with "Porky Pig", because that's all folks!

47 jcm  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 11:59:50am

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

48 Sharmuta  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:00:07pm
He was killed “by the killers of children,”

That's right, little one. A hamas actor. hamas. hamas kills children. hamas puts children in deadly situations. hamas is the killer of children. Watch out little Sara- hamas might end up killing you.

49 Thanos  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:00:24pm

OT sorta -- a better role model

[Link: floridajewishnews.com...]

50 Victor  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:00:54pm

Mouse limbs.

51 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:01:14pm

I suspect Scratchy was somehow behind this.

52 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:01:25pm

#19 Pass The Moonbaticide:

Until they start running the damned thing in syndication or passing out the videos at the Friday sermons.

53 bulwrk  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:01:31pm

#45 mama winger


Trying to start a popsicle thread?

54 Bob Tail  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:01:45pm
#38 looking closely 6/29/2007 11:58:22 am PDT

As I mentioned in the last thread, it wasn't Jewish Israeli Zionists that "martyred" this disgusting Palestinian Rat, but rather the outraged voices from all over the world after the spotlight was shined on.

looking closely, lol! But you're wrong: the world is never getting tired of the whining Arabs - in any form and creature be ot Arafish or the ugly Rat

55 Know Your Enemy  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:02:04pm

51

LOL

56 itellu3times  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:03:02pm

This is unbelievably sick.

But just as long as it teaches the kids to be victims, too, I guess I can live with it.

Palestinians poisoning their own kids. Happiness masking horror - avoid happiness at all costs! That's their culture.

57 'Nam Grunt  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:03:10pm

#41 SonOfLiberty,

That's because the muslim savages are schtoopid, they don't know whether to s**t or wind their watch...Oh Wait they tell time by the sun!

58 Gary in Duke City  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:03:13pm

And here I thought they were going to cut to black for ten seconds, then roll credits...

59 Bob Tail  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:03:39pm

There're rumors now, he's died of Aids like the Arafish, anyone can confirm it?

60 cod_is_great  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:03:47pm

Will Palestinians say "beat the Farfour" in the same way Americans say "jump the shark"?

Will there be a spin off where Farfour is in heaven with 72 virgin mice?

Finally:

Did any of you imagine a Jew beating Tony to death after the screen went blank?

61 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:04:23pm

#58 Gary:

And here I thought they were going to cut to black for ten seconds, then roll credits...

To the tune of "Don't Stop Beheadin'".

62 Know Your Enemy  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:04:23pm

They bomb
they fight

they bomb and bomb and fight

bomb bomb bomb
fight fight fight

the Farfour and Jeeewie show!

63 EE  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:04:25pm

The Islamists just keep adding to their body of fiction that constitutes their demonization of the Jews. Now the son of apes and pigs has murdered their fictitious Mickey-Mouse look-alike that they pirated from Disney.That's what they feed their kids in order to get them full of fiction-generated hate.

64 satan sidekick  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:04:36pm

When I finished reading the last paragraph I actually caught my breath at the horror of this.

Child abuse of the most horrific.. they are raising sub-humans. This war will continue until as Golda Meier said when they love their children more than they hate their enemies. I don't see it happening any time in the near future (ie at least 100 years)

65 Ceemack  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:04:51pm

Sounds like "1984" must have been translated into Arabic at some point.

This is a horrifying example of indoctrination. What's Arabic for "Big Brother"?

66 Spenser (with an S)  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:05:08pm

OT, but SHIT!

Supreme Court reverses itself.

Justices agree to review whether Guantanamo detainees may go to federal court to challenge their indefinite confinement

67 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:05:15pm
68 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:05:27pm

#41 SonOfLiberty

But seriously, this has reached a point of outright hilarity. "It will be a great inspiriation to beat Farfour to death on television! We'll blame jooos!"

It is plainly beyond parody. It's getting to the point where you can't tell the difference between The Enemy and The Onion anymore.

I don't know why they stop at beating. They should have had Farfur suicide-bomb the Knesset, and by "Knesset" I mean the Muslim world's vision of a smoky room full of cackling, hook-nosed, robe-wearing Jooos, right out of the Protocols. The "bombing" scene would have those cheesy, terrible special effects that Arab TV is so famous for.

I'd laugh my ass off if I wasn't crying.

69 Elmira Viking  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:05:33pm

I'm thinking Porky Pig would be a good replacement for ole Farfour.

70 Tricky Dick  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:06:03pm
“Farfour was martyred while defending his land,” said Sara, the teen presenter. He was killed “by the killers of children,” she added.

What a crock of shit. Any society who does this to their children could care less about them being killed and actually seem to look forward to it.

71 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:07:06pm
72 Live4Truth  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:07:17pm
killed off their evil clone of Mickey Mouse, by having him beaten to death by an Israeli:

This is so weird and twisted, it's just crying out to be played up to the hilt. A major propaganda offensive, delivered direct to Palestinian TV (if that's possible -- how do they get reception? Cable? Airwaves? Satellite?).

73 'Nam Grunt  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:07:53pm

To the savages, children are just another comodity bomber, sick folks for sure, maybe a nuke is the answer!

74 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:08:01pm

#63 EE:

The Islamists just keep adding to their body of fiction

A few years ago I was passing through a Marriott hotel here in DC, where they were holding the annual MESA jamboree. Out of horrified fascination, I went into the event hall. They had a section of course on "Palestine", including a table on "Palestinian literature". Oh, my, God.

75 off with my head  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:08:46pm

#7 mrsoc

These are some really sick puppies.

Well, here are some really nice puppies:
[Link: www.blogtalkradio.com...]

76 bulwrk  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:08:53pm

Mighty Mouse would have kicked his ass, farfur you puss.

77 BLBfootballs  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:09:45pm

Oh Farfour! We hardly knew ye! ;-(

78 Drained Brain  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:09:48pm

They present themselves as a Mickey Mouse civilization.

79 uptight  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:10:31pm

Bring on Dora the Exploder

80 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:10:59pm
81 SerenityFL  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:12:05pm

I have no words...the level that people will stoop to is...there just are no strong enough words.

82 humanity  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:12:06pm

will they run away now from fear of Israeli

83 RTLM  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:12:10pm

Palis are better personified by Wile E. Coyote.
(lots of work accidents whilst pursuing Roadrunner)

84 kulthur  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:12:34pm

Ha! [Commented redacted because it gleefully recommends spraying this egregious little population with botulinum toxin, which is inappropriate for a family blog, and possibly actionable.]

85 NoSubmission  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:12:37pm

It is almost beyond comment.

No tears for the fruit of Allah. My eyes are dry.

86 BLBfootballs  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:12:57pm

Will Minnie Machinegun be next?

87 looking closely  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:13:06pm

Oh, by the way, isn't this odious Rat the product of the "moderate" Fatah/PLO?

88 Tumulus11  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:13:20pm
. 'Line up for your vests and mouse ears, children. Allāh commands you to avenge Farfour the Martyr Mouse!'
// Primitives revelling in depravity.
89 mickthemick  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:13:53pm
“Farfour was martyred while defending his land,” said Sara, the teen presenter.

READ: He was tossed off the top of a building by one of the Gaza gangs masquerading as a political movement.

90 SonOfLiberty  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:13:56pm

#57 'Nam; #68 Pawn -

If they really wanted to stick to the Koran, then immediately following the bombing, he'd have come out as his ghost and then been able to take all of the girls with him offstage. "This is my reward!" Then the MSM would've played it. "What a happy ending!"

/vomit

Yeah, at this point I think the Onion could suddenly become an accurate source for Hamas insanity.

91 humanity  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:14:17pm

Next episode---

Farfur with 72 virgins

92 Boondock St. Bender  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:14:21pm

#44 mandy m
"And I thought screeching at The Kid was emotional abuse."

apparently any form of disipline today is verboten
(i'm known as the dad who yells at other peoples kids,but for some reason the lil'buggers like hangin'around)

93 noneya  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:14:29pm

I question the timing...

94 cod_is_great  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:15:53pm

#79 uptight

She already has a backpack.

95 SonOfLiberty  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:16:47pm

What, no Bob the Bomber?

96 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:17:57pm

How twisted.


The kindest thing that could be done for the children to the Philistines is to take them at birth and put them up for adoption anywhere, to anybody, but Arabs.

97 BLBfootballs  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:18:02pm

How about Pluto Plutonium Implosion Device?

98 Boondock St. Bender  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:18:06pm

dora the exploder?

99 NoSubmission  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:18:24pm

Here's something nice from the civilized world.

I went to a charity auction last night for AnySoldier.com at the historic Racquet and Tennis Club on Park Avenue. It was a lovely event. Ladies were dressed up [me too!] and men in suits. Even took a few pictures..

Wished I had taken a few more but even I need a break now and then. The only thing I regret not photographing were the quilts made from Soldier's patches. They were so beautiful!

100 varmint  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:18:49pm

they should end gilmore girls the same way

101 goodbye_natalie  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:19:15pm

Shitte,

I saw this on the Drudge Report and was thinking it really happened by the headline. I thought to myself, what poetic justice. The Israeli jets just blew Mickey's Moes head off and the TV station with it.

Darnit...

102 elrushbuni  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:19:43pm

To all the stupid idiots out there who don't understand the gravity of this type of propaganda:

I challenge you to find an American or Israeli media source out there teaching this type of equivalent BS to their children where Muslims or "Palestineans" are portrayed in a manner comparable to that of the Israelis in this video.

It's a dirty rotten shame, because after all the crap I've seen come out of Islamic societies, maybe we should!

103 goodbye_natalie  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:20:52pm

Next up! Israeli TV showing Minnie Mouse crawling out of the well only to be raped by 72 sand savages.

104 MrMom  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:21:06pm

Sadly, if any of those children some day try to escape that death cult, their own 'people' will doom them to the same fate.

105 American Soldier  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:21:18pm

#11 Dirk Diggler 6/29/2007 11:50:45 am PDT

Well this proves it.

There is a God and he has a taste for the absurd.

I always thought the GI tract was the proof.

106 Adrenalyn  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:21:20pm

well, I have no respect or much sympathy for the Joos in Israel as long as they allow this shit to be broadcast from within firing range of the IDF

I don't imagine I'd let my neighbor get away with this shit for more than 2 minutes

and I don't imagine we'd tolerate the Mexicans or Canadians doing the same to us, would we George ?

oh yeah, right, I forgot
the Mexicans are attacking us 24/7 and George is doing nothing about it, unless you consider rewarding them with amnesty doing something

107 SerenityFL  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:21:40pm

#99 No Submission

"The only thing I regret not photographing were the quilts made from Soldier's patches. They were so beautiful!"

That's such a great idea!

108 Boondock St. Bender  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:21:45pm

They should show the bugs bunny cartoon where daffy blows hinself up to rousing applause.
Bugs:Daffy they love you do it again!
Daffy:(while floating heavenwards)It only works once..

109 Bob Tail  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:21:46pm

UK Authorities find no terror link to bomb

British authorities found no link between a defused London car bomb and any international terrorist group during the early hours of their investigation, two officials in Washington said Friday.

The officials, who were briefed on the investigation, said the inquiry in London's bustling nightclub district had yielded no suspects and no definitive description of anyone leaving the vehicle.

London police defused the bomb after an ambulance crew spotted smoke coming from a Mercedes filled with a lethal mix of gasoline, propane and nails.

The two officials in Washington, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the case, discounted reports that the bomb seemed similar to those used by insurgents in Iraq. They said it is too early in the investigation to assign any significance to those similarities.

110 swamprat  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:22:08pm

HEY,KIDS,WHAT TIME IS IT?
IT'S TIME TO KILL THE JEWS!

111 rabidsquirrel  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:23:04pm

Farfour Mouse Club Theme Song:

F-A-R: Are you ready to kill Jooos?

F-O-U-R: Are Nazis Fascists? Of course we are!

M-o-u-s-e.

112 NoSubmission  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:23:18pm

#107 SerenityFL
There were all kinds in from every branch of the Armed Forces, every Brigade. I'm getting chills thinking about them. Two very lucky people must have won them and the best part is, all the money goes to our fighting men and women.

113 bulwrk  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:24:14pm

I offed farfur two weeks ago

114 satan sidekick  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:24:27pm
79 uptight 6/29/2007 12:10:31 pm PDT

Bring on Dora the Exploder

94 cod is great's reply

#79 uptight

She already has a backpack.

How sick but I couldn't help but LMAO.

115 brakes  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:25:45pm

Guess I'm just too serious, but I think this was an horrific thing to do to little kids. How many little ones thought farfur was real? If they didn't hate Jews before, they do now.

116 SonOfLiberty  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:27:25pm

#102 elrushbuni

Although it failed to reach the kind of sick depravity that this Hamashit has, there was ONE show that I can think of (it was a cartoon) in which the main characters were on a mission to actively use explosives and computer viruses and any other means available in order to destroy what could be described as a polluting, dictatorship civilization. Yes, this show is real but I'm hesitant to say anything else because you're all going to think I'm a nut job. :(

117 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:28:25pm

You know what would make this show watchable? Make Farfur's "death" a recurring gag like Kenny on South Park.

In every episode, Farfur dies. ALWAYS. It's just a question of how. And, AND, his death will always be something related to Jihad... Maybe he could teach kids about how to live "safely" in Gaza:

- Beaten by a Jew
- Dies from an STD (slept with a Jewish girl, and that's a big no-no... Stick to goats, boys! The sex ed episode)
- "Work accident" (explosives safety episode)
- Hit by Israeli Hellfire missile while teaching the kids about safely crossing the street
- Suicide bombing
- Corried at the "border crossing"
- Premature Kassam detonation
- Splattered by an "Israeli shell" on the beach (summer vacation episode)

Why doesn't he have a cat counterpart? Let's make him a big stuffed Jewish cat. He could be named "Israeli Police Officer Katz" and he's always keeping Farfur down!

It's too bad Muslim society is so uncreative. There are endless opportunities for hilarity here.

118 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:31:00pm

#117 Pawn:

I'd add one other episode: Farfour gets a shiny new cellphone. "Oooh, what brand is this, Nokia? Motorola? Hmm... it says 'Mossadola', never heard of them... hey, I already have a call!" [Places phone against head]

119 VRWC  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:31:24pm

#79 uptight 6/29/2007 12:10:31 pm PDT

Bring on Dora the Exploder


Unfortunately, Dora rebelled after her forced genital mutilation and began dating a boy from the next village. Her enraged father and brothers splash her in the face with acid, then slit her throat to defend their "honor."

Such lovely people.

120 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:31:50pm
121 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:33:49pm

I keep thinking of the "Saddam and Osama" bit on TV Funhouse where they have an ad for Palestinian "Batman", and Batman is fighting against The Jew, The Other Jew, and The Little Old Jew (The Joker, The Riddler, and The Penguin, respectively).

122 bulwrk  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:35:05pm

#117 Pawn

You killed Kenny

123 docremulac  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:35:32pm

Darn! I was just about to introduce the newest craaazy cat and mouse team.

Martyr Mouse and Kaffir Kat.

Episode one. Martyr Mouse is preparing to blow up a school bus full of children when Kaffir Kat takes a bunch of explosives, barrel of gunpowder, sticks of dynamite etc. and fashions it into a goat and then puts net stockings and makeup on it. He then hides behind a tree and whistles to Martyr Mouse who sees the "voluptuous, sexy goat" and runs over to make sweet koran sanctioned love, at which time Kaffir Kat lights the fuse and... POW! the episode ends like all other episodes in the series, Martyr Mouse finds himself in hell with 72 virgin 300 pound guys named Bubba. He says: "Hey! I thought I was supposed to go to Heaven!" and the 72 300 pound guys named Bubba say: "This is Heaven! For us anyway!" Martyr Mouse looks at the camera and says "Allah Akbaaa!" (the tag line for the cartoon) making a funny expression as it fades to credits.

Of course, each ending would have another play on the 72 virgins thing. 72 fur-chins, 72 surgeons, sturgeons etc. Every time Martyr Mouse gets his 72 virgins, it turns out to be something horrible that sounds like virgins.

I'd never miss an episode.

124 Mike C.  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:36:23pm

What, nobody came up with "Sponge Bomb" ?

125 Boot Hill  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:37:34pm

the fact they used a Mickey Mouse look alike doesn't surprise me. I would expect if from people who think the Jews use the blood of Christian children to cook with...

but it's the fact that they can't even get his friggin gloves on the right hands that bugs the crap out of me. White palm in, black stripes out...

126 kulthur  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:37:52pm

Hey but I thought Mickey Mouse was a citizen of The Great Satan?!

/confused kufr

127 jill e  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:38:53pm

Although I've often thought about doing bodily harm to Barney...these people are sick...

128 NoSubmission  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:39:33pm

120 lawhawk

OT:
Indictments handed down on the JFK terror plotters.


YES!

129 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:42:18pm

And here I was thinking Farfur, when he dies (every episode) would go up to Paradise and be shown the 72 Virgin Mice, but then Allah would send him back to teach the children. Poor Farfur!

*KABOOM*

(Dreamy music, Farfur ascends from the smoking crater up into the misty gardens)

"By the Grace of Allah, it is Paradise! Finally!"

(virgin mice are all lined up and speak to him) "Hello Farfur! Teehee!"

(Allah's voice from a light in the clouds)

"FARFUR... IT IS NOT TIME YET. YOU MUST GO BACK AND LEAD THE PALESTINIAN CHILDREN TO A LIFE OF MARTYRDOM AND STRUGGLE... GO BACK AND TEACH THE CHILDREN"

"Again? But, Allah-"

"THE VIRGINS ARE NOT FOR YOU YET"

"Ooooh" (puts hands over eyes)

Suddenly Mohammed appears! Of course, he has no face-

"THE PROPHET MOHAMMED!"

"Farfur... As I have taught in the Koran, you must always struggle for Allah. Do not defy Allah's will! Allah's will controls all. He wills that you should go back." (or perhaps he quotes something here that teaches Farfur a moral lesson of some sort)

"Thank you Mohammed! You are always right!"

(Farfur wakes up in the smoking hole)

130 TalkinKamel  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:46:15pm

However he kicked the bucket, let's just be glad the Facist Murderer Mouse kicked the bucket.

(Maybe Disney actually started threatening them, and that's why they disposed of Farfur in such a speedy manner. Either that, or some wascally wabbit handed him a stick of dynamite and said, "Hold this, Doc!")

131 Buck  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:47:48pm

They let Rats own land?

132 TalkinKamel  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:47:52pm

Or maybe Kaffir Kat finally nailed him, heh, heh, heh!

(Great idea, docremulac!)

133 jamgarr  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 12:48:49pm

The theme song goes something like this:

Hey kiddies - far and near
Take a lookee over here
Farfour's killed by nasty Jew
Like they want to do to you
Can you be a true jihadi?
And impress your dear 'ol mahdi?
Be a martyr - it's the bestest thing to do

134 uncle_monkey  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:01:03pm

What kind of Virgins does Farfur get?

135 proud to be an infidel  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:03:23pm

Golly these people are nuts!

136 j-damn  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:12:46pm

I guess this means there won't be that long-awaited feature-length film called "Farfour goes to Darfur", eh?

137 brent  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:17:52pm

That mouse was just askin' for it.

/sortasarc

138 Lee  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:22:30pm

Sorry about my language, but what the fucking hell is wrong with these people?

139 reggie  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:27:19pm
Station officials said Friday that Farfour was taken off the air to make room for new programs.
In other programming news, the station's daily talk show "Oprah-essed" was also taken off the air. Show host, Fatimah Oprah, could not be found for comment.
140 _remembertonyc  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:32:15pm

yeah ... whatever

[Link: www.rodentcontrolsupplies.com...]

141 Killian Bundy  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:33:23pm
#127 jill e

I've often thought about doing bodily harm to Barney

/have at it

142 WriterMom  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:42:20pm

Does he get 72 Chunks of Brie?

Cheddar?

Swiss?

Havarti?

143 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:43:06pm
144 Three Hundred  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:43:49pm

Next episode: Minnie goes jihad

Minnie makes a martyr video and posts it on the net, then explains how she can't wait for her 72 virgins...

(now the kids are REALLY screwed up).

145 Jimmah  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:46:31pm

Absolutely sick. But a very effective way to programme the kids to hate jews even more.

146 madisonsfriend  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:47:29pm

Pawn of the Opresser-you made me laugh so hard, I cried.

I used to be so careful about what my children watched -guess Hamas doesn't have the same feelings.. I did get some Hebrew Sesame Street tapes but I guess had the censored version- none of ours showed Kipi ben Kipod murdering anyone or singing the popular Hebrew version of Who is the Ethnic cleanser in your neighborhood or G is for Genocide.

147 bulwrk  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:50:06pm

#142 WriterMom


When he gets to hell he gets mohammeds foot up his a**.

148 lefty201  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:51:46pm

Maybe the eeevile jooos can make their own documentary and smear pig blood and spam on the carcass. In fact, they should do that to all of these Palestinian swine. send them back to hell they were spawned from.

149 ladycatnip  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:51:55pm

138 Lee

They're insane with hatred. It would be interesting to see MRI's taken of Palestinian brains compared with Israeli brains. I'd bet money the differences between the two would be measurable.

150 opinionated  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 1:58:00pm

Has Condi Rice issued a sympathy statement on the death of Farfour, the resistance fighter?

[Link: www.worldnetdaily.com...]

151 HolyShiiteBatman  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 2:00:40pm

And with the blood the Joos made "Mickey Matzoh".

152 yesandno  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 2:09:54pm

How cheesy...

the killed off Hamouse...

Guess the Hamousekateers will have to hang up their hats (or is that ears?)

153 Sabraguy  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 2:15:06pm

I can see the future.

Behind the wall, Gaza is filled by bands of knuckle-dragging hairy ape-men who have lost the power of speech. They hoot and snarl, and swarm curiously round the hulks of old rusting cars ...

Oh wait ...

154 ElKafir  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 2:16:59pm

Gee..so many questions remain unanswered...

Are they going to replace Farfour with Mohammaduck the Holy Quack?

Are they gonna run a 2 hour special featuring Burkha White and the 7 Dwarf Imams?

155 Mats  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 2:21:51pm

Charles,
Better "fix" comment #9.

156 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 2:24:29pm

134 uncle_monkey
What kind of Virgins does Farfur get?

Why, pure virgin white Lab Houris, of course. Multiply below photo by 36:

Pure virgin mouse nookie forever, Insh'Allah!

157 Hard Right  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 2:28:24pm

Next character will be "Tickle Me and-I'll-Cut-Your-Head-Off Elmo". Bomb belt sold seperately.

158 Shanghai McCoy  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 2:37:08pm

Front page at foxnews.com now...

159 new2thezoo  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 2:44:25pm

Who's the leader of JIHAD
That's made for you and me
F-A-R-F-O-U-R-R-A-T-Z

Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as shadah as can be
F-A-R-F-O-U-R-R-A-T-Z

Farfour Ratz!
(Allah Snackbar)
Farfour Ratz!
(Allah Snackbar)

Forever let us hold our AK's
High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song
And join the jihadees!
F-A-R-F-O-U-R-R-A-T-Z

[Ending theme, much slower:]

Now it's time to say shalala
To all our infidels...

F-A-R, bomb a car,
F-O-R, Why? Because we HATE you
R-A-T-Z-Z.

160 mrcaniac  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 2:45:54pm

Did Farfour have a car like Stuart Little?
Was there a car swarm?

161 shimra  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 2:48:26pm

In other news, the Jews have killed Jesus again.

162 shimra  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 2:50:11pm

Doesn't ANYONE care about their kids in "Palestine"?

163 IowaInfidel  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 2:59:35pm

Not only do they teach their kids to hate Jews, they show their kids the Jews always win. What a miserable life they can look forward to.

What a psychotic society...

164 ballantrae  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 3:00:38pm

#155

I don't agree. #9 has it exactly right.

-ron

165 EtNorskTroll  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 3:30:36pm

[deleted]

166 dak  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 4:07:59pm

Next on the list:

Barney.

167 herrscher  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 4:19:40pm

All that's needed is Porky Pig saying
"th th tha that's all folks"!

168 Johnny 100 Pesos  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 4:52:18pm

Hand it to the Israelis. They know how to deal with vermin.

169 Revka  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 6:36:20pm

This sure is some sick stuff. No wonder they are all screwed up over there.

170 cygnus  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 7:06:59pm

Give Farfour 72 mouse traps.
Imported from Israel and baited with bacon.

171 Jeewhiz  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 7:17:32pm

Beating another character to death?

As a mother, I can't even say I'm appalled or that this is child abuse because it's so far beyond that I can't describe it.

Community-based sociopathy.

172 Macker  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 7:38:15pm

(Main Title)
Who’s the leader of the club
That’s made for you and me?
M-A-R-T-Y-R
M-O-U-S-E!

Who will help us all to push
The Jews into the sea?
M-A-R-T-Y-R
M-O-U-S-E!

MARTYR MOUSE (Wipe Jews Out!)
MARTYR MOUSE (Christians Too!)
Forever let us hold our banner high!
IS-LAM RULES!

He will lead us to our deaths,
Come join our jamboree!
M-A-R-T-Y-R
M-O-U-S-E!

(End Theme...very slow tempo)
Now it’s time to say goodbye
To all the Infidels!
M-A-R… (You die real soon!)
T-Y-R… (Why? Because we hate you!)
M-O-U-S-E! (BOOM!)

173 andjam  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 8:31:54pm

May your moustache be cursed, Charles, I haven't seen this episode yet! Whatever happened to spoiler space?

174 Mustafa  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 9:02:34pm

#172

Macker, you done tickled my funny bone.

175 LC LaWedgie  Fri, Jun 29, 2007 9:22:49pm

MSNBC/AP:

Israeli officials have denounced the program, "Tomorrow's Pioneers," as incendiary and outrageous. The program was also opposed by the state-run Palestinian Broadcasting Corp., which is controlled by Fatah, Hamas' rival.

A state?

176 the Daily Kos Om Islaam  Sat, Jun 30, 2007 4:02:56am

The so-called Palestinians are the most sick, demented, contorted pieces of @#$%^&&.

Kos Om Falastin.

Kos Om Farfur.

Kos Om Hamas.

Kos Om Jihad.

Kos Om Islaam.

Amen.

177 Joan Not of Arc  Sat, Jun 30, 2007 6:57:09am

Has anyone of their number even asked themselves what they hope to gain from this sickness? They are perpetually at war, in misery and will never rise above anything. People they could at least have a good working relationship with they simply won't and hate them for no reason (let's be honest- their is NO reason). The Palestinians are raising a whole generation of dysfunctional losers and they are proud of it. Why on earth should we even entertain the thought of giving them anything? They'll starve their children to death, anyway.

178 Ilan Toren  Sat, Jun 30, 2007 1:12:35pm

Television one vast wasteland?
Not in Hamastan tm We believe in TV with a mission and innovation. When was the last time you saw a soldier beating to death a mouse? This marks a revolution in children's programming and a continuation of centuries of Islamic contributions to western culture.

179 Joel  Sat, Jun 30, 2007 1:34:04pm

I would like to have seen Farfur killed via a JDAM sent by Mr. Apache up his ass.


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