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Video: Killer Bee Replaces Death Cult Mickey

Sun, Jul 15, 2007 at 9:14:10 am PDT

In the Al Aqsa TV Show Pioneers of Tomorrow, the degenerate child abusers of Hamas have replaced their evil jihad-spouting Mickey Mouse clone with a new character: Nahoul the Killer Bee, who tells empty-eyed child host Saraa he plans to “take revenge upon the enemies of Allah.” (Courtesy of MEMRI TV.)

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Saraa, child host: Who are you, and where did you come from?

Nahoul the Bee: I am Nahoul.

Saraa: Nahoul who?

Nahoul: I’m Nahoul, Farfour’s cousin.

Saraa: What do you want?

Nahoul: I want to continue the path of my cousin Farfour.

Saraa: How do you want to do this?

Nahoul: I want to be in every episode with you on the Pioneers of Tomorrow show, just like Farfour. I want to continue in the path of Farfour – the path of Islam, of heroism, of martyrdom, and of the mujahideen. Me and my friends will follow in the footsteps of Farfour. We will take revenge upon the enemies of Allah, the killer of the prophets and of the innocent children, until we liberate Al-Aqsa from their impurity. We place our trust in Allah.

Saraa: Welcome, Nahoul...

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1 Dr. Shalit  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:15:36am

"Killer Bees of Palestine?"

-S-

2 Skul  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:16:18am

Oh goody, a bomber bee.

3 Jack Reacher  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:16:28am

I knew, when I first heard his French accent, that Nasonex bee was going to be trouble.

4 Truck Monkey  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:16:33am

Killer Bee! Figures he'd end up working for Allah.

5 pat  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:16:40am

Damn. That little demented girl is back.

6 Perplexed  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:17:19am

Stupid gits don't know about the honey badger.

7 IBEW-CON  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:17:24am

can we get action figures?

8 commadore183  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:17:25am

*sigh* better get out the bug spray.

9 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:17:30am

I got a giant fly-swatter for you, Nahoul.

10 Drained Brain  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:17:55am

Sounds like some kind of sting operation.

11 jemima  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:18:32am

Cousins?! Can anyone explain how an insect and a mammal can be related? A bee and a rat had sex, see, and 2 weeks later a ratbee was born.

You gotta love the grasp they have on the hard sciences.

12 Clairevoyant1  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:19:02am
Saraa, child host: Who are you, and where did you come from?

Nahoul the Bee: I am Nahoul.

Saraa: Nahoul who?

Nahoul: I’m Nahoul, Farfour’s cousin.

That is one hell of a convoluted family tree!

13 Dr. Shalit  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:19:13am

Where are Romper Room's lawyers - Obviously this is an infringement on the "DON'T- BEE!"

-S-

14 m  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:19:35am
I want to continue in the path of Farfour – the path of Islam, of heroism, of martyrdom, and of the mujahideen.

What a wonderful way to beee!

/sarc. These are some screwed up people.

15 Skul  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:19:43am

#11 jemima
I was starting to wonder the same thing.

16 Truck Monkey  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:19:47am

This is funny and tragic on so many different levels. Who comes up with this stuff? These kids that are fed this diet of Jihad are doomed before they're out of diapers! You couldn't come up with a better recipe for producing a hopeless backwater society.

17 JWM  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:19:58am

Farfour's grandpa was some crusty old arab. His cousin is a mutant insect. Consanguinity produces a strange mix in the moslem gene pool.

JWM

18 Dar ul Harbarian  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:19:59am
Saraa, child host: Who are you, and where did you come from?

Nahoul the Bee: I am Nahoul.

Saraa: Nahoul who?

Nahoul the Bee: Gesuhnteit

19 Bobblehead  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:20:03am

Aren't the stripes on the body going in the wrong direction?

20 gwillie  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:20:03am

Boy those gaza men will mate with anything.

21 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:20:04am

How am I going to get any work done today, Charles?

BTW:
Today is my 1 year lizard anniversary!
Thanks Charles, for changing my life forever.

22 Skul  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:20:50am

OK, where does the goat fit in all this?

23 JWM  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:21:23am

re: #22 Skul

OK, where does the goat fit in all this?

In the rear end.

JWM

24 Craig Abu Al-Boo-Boo  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:21:28am
25 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:21:40am

Speechless.
Mouth hanging open.

26 Cheeseland  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:22:05am

It was a Jew who invented bees to kill innocent Arab children.

27 coquimbojoe  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:22:29am

Between Granpa, Farfour, and now Nahoul, this family has been screwing anything that moves!. The fact that they were able to mate with bees, says a lot about their penis size and the genesis of their rage.

Do you think their aware that another cousin dressed as a camel would make the comedy too easy for us?

And when is the guy in the bee suit gonna say 'Ay, ay, ay'?

28 m  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:22:45am

re: #21 NoSubmission

! Yaaay NoSub ! Glad to have you aboard!

29 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:22:46am

Where's John Belushi when we need him?

30 Skul  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:23:07am

#23 JWM

Let me guess, the bee gave it a little prick.
(with it's stinger, get yer mind out of the gutter)

31 realwest  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:23:40am

re: #10 Drained Brain ROTFLMAO!

32 Teh Dinj  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:23:41am

You have got to be kidding me.

33 ROPMA  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:23:57am

I’m Nahoul, Farfour’s cousin.

Were they husband and wife?

34 Luigi  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:24:09am

Depravity.

Nobody can say we weren't warned.

35 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:24:14am

VIDEO:
A clip of an animated cartoon of the original Nahoul.

36 6pat6  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:24:42am

"Barney Meets bin Laden".

37 jemima  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:25:04am

This will give new meaning to the term "nanny goat"

38 realwest  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:25:13am

re: #28 {m}
Not only is No sub "aboard" but it's her one year anniverary on LGF today!
Um, btw, when you get a chance, please check your e-mail!

39 David E  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:25:47am

re: #19 Bobblehead

Thanks for noticing, I hadn't.

40 realwest  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:26:27am

Oooops - shouda read No Sub's comment first. Oh well.
Happy Anniversary (again)!

41 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:27:07am

At least now they are using their own cartoon characters for genocidal kiddie shows.

42 realwest  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:27:31am

re: #30 Skul
Frankly I LIKE having my mind in the gutter from time to time and this is one of those times, so your post made me ROFL!

43 Dar ul Harb  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:27:38am
44 6pat6  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:28:38am
I’m Nahoul, Farfour’s cousin.

Now THERE is a jacked-up family tree! Mouse and bee, cousins. See what breeding men and farm animals does! Now we have a freak 6' bee with stripes running opposite from what they should be, taking revenge for his mouse cousin! Things are confused in Allahland! Imagine THAT as the name for the new jihadi amusement park! Not!

45 The Albatross  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:28:44am

? ... ! ... A drone. How apropos.
Islam is the borg.

Don't believe me? Check it: [Link: www.startrek-voyager.info...]

46 coquimbojoe  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:28:49am

re: #11 jemima

Cousins?! Can anyone explain how an insect and a mammal can be related? A bee and a rat had sex, see, and 2 weeks later a ratbee was born.

You gotta love the grasp they have on the hard sciences.

re: #20 gwillie

Boy those gaza men will mate with anything.

re: #22 Skul

OK, where does the goat fit in all this?

re: #17 JWM

Farfour's grandpa was some crusty old arab. His cousin is a mutant insect. Consanguinity produces a strange mix in the moslem gene pool.

JWM

You all beat me to. Its nice to see so many concerned about the miscegination of the races/beastiality on this beautiful Sunday morning.

47 m  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:29:02am

re: #38 realwest

I know! That's what I mean, she's had a great year! I even brought cake!

48 Dar ul Harb  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:29:28am

re: #12 Clairevoyant1

Nahoul: I’m Nahoul, Farfour’s cousin.

That is one hell of a convoluted family tree!

Hey, if Jews can be sons of pigs and monkeys...

49 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:30:10am

re: #47 m

Cake! I love cake.

50 MacBoy  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:30:23am

Damn. That little demented girl is back.

I think the worst aspect of this is that Saraa isn't demented at all.. she's clearly a lucid, intelligent child who happens to have been raised on the hate of Hamas. Their child propaganda machine is utterly, ruthlessly effective.

This is what they do.

51 Bobblehead  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:30:41am

re: #39 David E

Sorry..Looks like Nahoul has a revolving belly. My mistake.
On the other hand, those eyelashes look rather feminine. How come the antennae aren't covered?

52 Pullus Iulius  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:31:41am

They must have been growing 'shrooms in those greenhouses.

53 ROPMA  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:31:47am

Palestinian children are exposed to this type of garbage from birth. They are brainwashed. Someone is going to have to exterminate this entire generation of Palestinians. They will give us no choice.

54 6pat6  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:31:50am

Rides in Allahland - The merry-go-boom. The Farfour wheel-o-death. The bungee bomb slingshot. The Slide to Perdition. Hamas Horror House. Bomber Cars. Opening soon, in a Third World rathole near you.

55 mo foe  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:32:20am

I learned about the 'birds and the bees' on the street like most kids but rats and bees? That must have been on another street.

56 coquimbojoe  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:33:00am

re: #35 NoSubmission

VIDEO:
A clip of an animated cartoon of the original Nahoul.

Sorry, this is the original.

57 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:33:31am

re: #21 NoSubmission

How am I going to get any work done today, Charles?

BTW:
Today is my 1 year lizard anniversary!
Thanks Charles, for changing my life forever.

Happy Anniversary!

58 6pat6  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:34:10am

Allahland - part of the Sick Flags chain of death parks.

Legal disclaimer - NOT to make any inference whatsoever to Six Flags, OK?

59 blastforth  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:35:13am

that in not apiologically correct

60 Perplexed  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:35:27am

Remember hearing a woman tell a guy "I don't date outside of my species." Seems that in the middle east that inter-species dating-intercourse is rather common.

61 Skul  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:35:52am

#58 6pat6Allahland -
part of the Sick Flags chain of death parks.

Do they have goat rides?

62 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:36:18am

In next week's episode Saraa will be sold for a good price to marry her cousin.
Farfour will release video wedding blessing to the happy couple although he is dead -hey, stuff happens on Islam-.

63 sheik yer'mami  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:36:28am

Its not (only) the Pali-swine who produce this filth and the genocidal lunacy behind it, but it is the utter depravity of our own main-stream media that doesn't report this s#*t honestly and on the frontpage, where it belongs.
This stuff should be all over the news and every visiting Arab should have it rubbed it in his face until it comes out on the other end.

intolerable. Unvorgivable.

64 The Albatross  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:37:35am

How fortunate for leaders that men do not think. ~~ Adolf Hitler

65 Perplexed  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:38:43am

#63, Who would you suggest to be a news reader for this crap? Chevy Chase? Robin Williams? It would be difficult enough to get it on the air let alone have a non-comic read it with a straight face.

66 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:39:04am

Raid!

67 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:39:56am

re: #57 MandyManners

Thanks, Mandy! I'll never get anything done today...
:*()

68 pat  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:40:47am

The prayer leader died trying to sneak out of the Red Mosgue leaving the women and kids behind to fight the army. Remember the Imam was caught in a Burqa and high heels trying to sneak out. These are the couageous matyrs for Allah. Really, does anyone believe Allah wants these weirods? I think Allah is going tp save these two for Helen Thomas.
[Link: www.thepeninsulaqatar.com...]

69 Miss Trixie  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:40:55am

Great belly-laugh at the "flying" part! LOLOLOL!

{ { {m} } } Check your email, toots!

{NoSub} Congratulations on your anniversary! We couldn't have done it without ya, toots.

70 webs87  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:40:57am

Begin countdown till the bee gets beaten to death by a "Zionist"...

71 American Soldier  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:43:53am

Comment from the Peanut Gallery here:
"Great! Using a puppet to indocrinate puppets!"

72 zuckerlilly  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:44:43am
73 eastvillageinfidel  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:44:58am

#21 NoSubmission

Happy anniversary! And thank YOU for all your contribitions here. You are helping to make a difference. :)

74 pat  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:45:16am

Send in the squirrels.

75 rtheyserius  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:46:23am
revenge upon the enemies of Allah

These people really are living out a primitive myth.

76 Bobblehead  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:46:46am

That young girl will marry her cousin will still in her teens, produce umpteen inbred babies, look like she is 50 at age 30 and end up wailing in front of bombed out buildings just like her other cousins. Waste of a life.

77 docremulac  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:46:56am

I like the way they f*cked up the stripes on the bee. One horizontal and one vertical. This is indicative to the careful attention muslims pay to detail that's led them to holding the worlds record for getting their asses kicked in battle and lousing up most terrorist attacks they plan.

"But Dr. Mohammad, how can we make fuel air bombs out of stuff bought from a 7-11 when it took the U.S. Military years of research to perfect theirs?"

"Not a problem Mohammad #2 my friend, allah will make it work somehow. Now hurry up with that goat, we've got Jews to blow up."

78 goddessoftheclassroom  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:48:07am

re: #76 Bobblehead

"...look like she is 50 at age 30 ..."

On the plus side, no one will know because she'll be wearing a burqa.

79 lawhawk  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:49:27am

No wonder the Palestinians are all screwed up. They think that bees are cousins of mice.

They're sure busy bees in trying to invent new and more odious means of indoctrinating kids into hatred, violence and mayhem.

BTW, Drudge calls this situation developing. I say that this situation is fully developed - courtesy of LGF and MEMRI

80 gettinby  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:49:52am

Perhaps this is their format for sex education for children.

Instead of the birds and the bees, they have bombs and the bees.

81 zuckerlilly  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:49:54am
82 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:50:00am

re: #76 Bobblehead

That young girl will marry her cousin will still in her teens, produce umpteen inbred babies, look like she is 50 at age 30 and end up wailing in front of bombed out buildings just like her other cousins. Waste of a life.


She and her brood of inbreds will wait in line behind 3 other wives and their 33 inbred children for love, affection, attention and support from her husband.

83 experiencedtraveller  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:52:01am

How old is Saraa?

/They better keep her away from guys named Mohammed

84 mo foe  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:52:36am

re: #80 gettinby

Perhaps this is their format for sex education for children.

Instead of the birds and the bees, they have bombs and the bees.


It explains the abundance of virgins.

85 Dr. Shalit  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:52:49am

re: #35 NoSubmission

VIDEO:
A clip of an animated cartoon of the original Nahoul.

The Lebanese version of Nahoul is much more like the "DO-BEE!"

-S-

86 Thanos  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:53:16am

re: #11 jemima

Cousins?! Can anyone explain how an insect and a mammal can be related? A bee and a rat had sex, see, and 2 weeks later a ratbee was born.

You gotta love the grasp they have on the hard sciences.

In the Palestinian taxonomy system every living thing is descended from a goat, so all things are related.

87 jcm  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:53:22am

One wonders how well the Palis would do if the would channel their energy into creating and producing and not destruction.

88 drogheda  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:53:29am

Will Al Gore be making a guest appearance on Pioneers of Tomorrow to raise global awareness of the threat posed by ManBearPig?

89 Mongerel  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:53:51am

Can't this television studio be liquified by some precision strike? Please?

90 itellu3times  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:54:33am

re: #72 zuckerlilly

I hope this is not "Maya the Bee"

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

I had no idea! This was my mother's favorite book from her childhood in the 1920s, and I actually got her a copy of the original book ten years ago - I had no idea it had already been made into anime, nor that there was a 1924 movie!

91 jcm  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:55:10am

re: #89 Mongerel

Can't this television studio be liquified by some precision strike? Please?

You want to blow up something we paid for?

92 Perplexed  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:55:48am
In the Palestinian taxonomy system every living thing is descended from a goat, so all things are related.

So that explains yassir arafat's appearance.

93 Bob's Kid  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:55:56am

I have no words...

94 Mongerel  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:56:14am

Um, yeah?

95 goddessoftheclassroom  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:56:36am

re: #85 Dr. Shalit

OMG, I just had a time-warp to the late 60s and "Romper Room"! I watched it in Baltimore with Miss Sally.

96 lawhawk  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:57:03am

I guess we now have the exclusive reason why there are reports of bee die-offs.

They were suicide bees.

97 galloping granny  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:57:09am

Somebody really needs to do away with that TV transmitter. And the broadcast facilities.

98 chee toe  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:57:41am

Will the new King Bee be able to take on those Secret Spy Squirrels of the CIA? And how can he be in the same room with the little girl unless they're "family"? Isn't that forbidden?

99 screaming_eagle  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:57:47am

re: #84 mo foe

LMAO

100 Drained Brain  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:57:53am

re: #87 jcm

Well, they'll have be a little more creative and productive than this before even Public Television would buy the rights to Pioneers of Tomorrow.

101 Bob's Kid  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:57:56am

re: #18 Dar ul Harbarian

Saraa, child host: Who are you, and where did you come from?Nahoul the Bee: I am Nahoul.

Saraa: Nahoul who?

Nahoul the Bee: Gesuhnteit

Laughing out loud here. Waking my daughter up, which is good, as it's almost 10 AM.

/recent college graduate

102 jcm  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:58:52am

re: #94 Mongerel

Um, yeah?


Just checking, maybe we can have a studio swarm with folks handing bee parts around.

103 mo foe  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:59:43am

BEElzebub?

104 Manfred the Wonder Dog  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:59:47am

Wow, the "original" does look like Maya the Bee. That one was cute- bet it didn't spout Islamocrap.

Propagandizing kids with cartoons is disgusting. They've been used to do that for a long time, though. Look at the the puppets in Davey and Goliath, and Barney, and the Teletubbies, and Spongebob, if the rumors are true... and think of the marketing done with Tony the Tiger, Snap, Crackle and Pop, et al. Or think of the now-banned (well, suppressed, anyway) WWII era Disney and Looney toons that you can still find on YouTube. Powerful tools for grabbing kid's imaginations. Remember when cartoons used to be entertainment?

Awful stuff to be doing to kids. Barney in a splodeydope belt.

105 swamprat  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 9:59:58am

They had to return the mouse costume. Waiting for Dolly Parton, Sexy Nurse, Ghost, or Skeleton.

106 zuckerlilly  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:00:04am

re: #90 itellu3times

Hehe ;-) it is a very fine book for todays children too. My daughter loved the book and the anime, although they are very different. Our whole apartment was plastered with posters from the anime ;-))

107 chee toe  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:00:05am

re: #91 jcm

LOL!

108 DeerMusic  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:01:13am

re: #87 jcm

One wonders how well the Palis would do if the would channel their energy into creating and producing and not destruction.

The Palis don't get that channel!

109 Mongerel  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:02:02am

re: #87 jcm

One wonders how well the Palis would do if the would channel their energy into creating and producing and not destruction.

Hey - gotta give them credit where credit is due!
Palestinian invention #1: Include roofing nails in bombs to maximize casualties
Palestinian invention #2: Secondary explosive to kill rescue workers
Palestinian invention #3: ...drawing a blank, sorry

110 little boomer  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:02:03am

I for one believe that Nahoul is related to Farfour because they both have the same nerve-grating demented voice!

111 doppelganglander  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:02:26am

re: #13 Dr. Shalit

Where are Romper Room's lawyers - Obviously this is an infringement on the "DON'T- BEE!"

-S-

Ah, Romper Room! I met Miss Louise, the New York host, at a Woolworth's when I was about 4 or 5. (Scroll down that page for her picture.) Does anyone remember a show called "Birthday Party?" That's exactly what it was, about 3 kids celebrating their birthday with about a dozen guests, singing and playing games. I was also a big Wonderama fan.

112 Laurence Simon  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:02:30am

Let me guess... they needed to capitalize on all the buzz from Farfour?

113 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:02:30am

Whoa! Something just roared by in the sky!
I wished I'd seen it.
Sounded like a military jet.

114 Bobblehead  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:02:58am

re: #95 goddessoftheclassroom

Late 60's. Hah! You're a baby. My little self was watching Miss Frances in the early 50's.

115 jcm  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:03:35am

re: #113 NoSubmission

Whoa! Something just roared by in the sky!
I wished I'd seen it.
Sounded like a military jet.

THE SOUND OF FREEDOM!

116 zmdavid  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:03:45am

Does this have anything to do with the "Killer" wasps at the State Department from yesterday?

117 Mongerel  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:04:07am

re: #102 jcm


studio swarm

swarm was MADE for bees! Now I get it!

118 mo foe  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:04:34am

re: #115 jcm It didn't make a buzzing sound , did it?

119 itellu3times  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:04:35am

These Arabs really can't see beyond the Koran, can they? Try to deconstruct this killer bee as something for children, and it comes up empty for me. Yeah, sure, be a clone and sacrifice yourself for your hive, have your mission, know your priorities. But also, here the bee stands, and it's all talk so far, isn't it? Vicious talk. An insect. Children, when you grow up, you can be an insect, too, with no future but jihad and shahid, so really, why bother? Or alternatively, don't worry, others are doing the work for you, they are mere insects, you won't really miss them, perhaps it's better they go off and die somewhere. Sure, praise them when they go away and die, that works pretty well all around, doesn't it?

Yeah sure, that's the way to bring up kids.

But I guess that's how they've been doing it in Arabia for about ten thousand years. Mohammed changed nothing, that's the real joke on them. Or maybe he did, giving up the progress that the Jews and Christians had made, right on their doorstep.

120 pat  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:05:53am

Wondering around other blogs is interesting from the LGF point of view. Our posts must be multiples of anyone else. They stand still next to LGF. Good work Charles.

121 Pope Insouciance IV  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:05:59am
Me and my friends will follow in the footsteps of Farfour.

I guess they don't get around to grammar in this show, either.

122 Manfred the Wonder Dog  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:06:14am

Whoa- Miss Frances- that spun my head, that and Romper Room. I'm OLD too. I just LOVED Miss Frances when I was tiny.

123 zuckerlilly  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:06:46am
124 Cognito  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:07:08am

Interesting story in today's LA Times:

Insurgents in Iraq are Saudi.

125 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:07:58am

My mother worked in animation and did a lot of commercials and kid's shows for PBS including 'School House Rock' among many. I did voice overs as a kid for a show called 'Letter Man' on The Electric Company.

I can't myself in that little Paleo girl Saraa's place. This is a kid's show for God's sake. I just can't fathom it. At all. Sick bunch. How can anyone sympathize with them at this point?

126 chee toe  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:08:23am

re: #121 Pope Insouciance IV

They won't need to - just wait till he does "the bee dance" thingie to point out where to find the next car-swarm.

127 Bobblehead  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:08:37am

re: #122 Manfred the Wonder Dog

Funny. When I look in the mirror I don't see old, just a lovely college freshman. LOL

128 cygnus  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:08:40am

Begin countdown till the bee gets beaten to death by a "Zionist"...

Or maybe eaten by Aragog's children.

129 zuckerlilly  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:09:22am

Something complete different:

Why Bush Will Be A Winner

I suppose I'll merely expose myself to harmless ridicule if I make the following assertion: George W. Bush's presidency will probably be a successful one.

Let's step back from the unnecessary mistakes and the self-inflicted wounds that have characterized the Bush administration. Let's look at the broad forest rather than the often unlovely trees. What do we see? First, no second terrorist attack on U.S. soil -- not something we could have taken for granted. Second, a strong economy -- also something that wasn't inevitable.

And third, and most important, a war in Iraq that has been very difficult, but where -- despite some confusion engendered by an almost meaningless "benchmark" report last week -- we now seem to be on course to a successful outcome.

(...)

130 Manfred the Wonder Dog  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:10:18am

#127 Bobblehead

Grinz- at my house- the mirror crack'd

131 FriarsTale  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:10:38am

Osama Bin Mickey has been seen here, speaking on Free Speech

132 screaming_eagle  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:10:43am

re: #124 Cognito

Yeah I seen that. It's prolly the muslim brotherhood folks.

133 chee toe  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:11:12am

re: #125 NoSubmission

Sick bunch. How can anyone sympathize with them at this point?

The sadness at the waste of potential will be the same we felt when "we" had to take out the Hitler Youth. For the same reasons.

134 gettinby  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:11:33am

Without admitting my age, I remember

It's Howdy Doody Time with Buffalo Bob

/don't recall being taught to hate anyone from that show!

135 pat  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:11:47am

The rumor of bee die offs is much exaggerated. There are no bodies. They are in fact fly-off, at a rate historically a bit high in some areas with an early spring.

136 Skul  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:12:10am

Or on Kookla, Fran and Ollie.

137 Bobblehead  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:12:35am

re: #134 gettinby

American child were and are so lucky.

138 screaming_eagle  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:12:45am

re: #134 gettinby

I use to love Howdy Doody.

139 chee toe  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:13:20am

Cap'n Satellite and Cap'n Kangaroo seemed pretty peaceful...

140 Victor  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:13:48am

#16 Truck Monkey 7/15/2007 9:19:47 am PDT

This is funny and tragic on so many different levels. Who comes up with this stuff? These kids that are fed this diet of Jihad are doomed before they're out of diapers! You couldn't come up with a better recipe for producing a hopeless backwater society.

Islam conquered much of the world with exactly this formula of "backwater" fanaticism. Even though it strikes Western minds as lunacy Islam should be taken seriously and an effort of imagination should be made to understand its enduring appeal. "Know your enemy" Muslims are not Liberals. They never will be. Until our leaders understand this our defense is founded on illusion.

141 Drained Brain  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:14:47am

re: #122 Manfred the Wonder Dog

Whoa- Miss Frances- that spun my head, that and Romper Room. I'm OLD too. I just LOVED Miss Frances when I was tiny.

Ding Dong School rocked (or however we described it in those days).

Which brings to mind... imagine what these guys would do with Dick and Jane.

Let's see - Dick's wearing his junior suicide belt, Jane's in a burqua and they greet Father as he arrives home from a busy day of rockthrowing...
Still working on roles for Sallly, Spot, and Puff...

142 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:15:02am

re: #136 Skul

Or on Kookla, Fran and Ollie.

I loved them! Especially Ollie. He was the lizard, right?

143 Bobblehead  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:15:18am

re: #139 chee toe

Tom Terrific and Crabby Appleton

144 Cognito  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:15:36am

re: #132 screaming_eagle

re: #124 Cognito

Yeah I seen that. It's prolly the muslim brotherhood folks.

I think the MB money typically comes from Saudi Arabia, but most of their manpower, so to speak, comes from Egypt. As far as I understand, at least.

The notable thing about that story isn't that there are Saudis in Iraq, but that nearly half the insurgents are Saudi. That's an astounding number.

Combine that with the recent news from American military sources that they're finding loads of Iranian weapons there, and you've got Saudi bad guys shooting Iranian weapons.

145 TimeQuake  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:16:25am

Sheri Lewis and Lambchops.

146 gettinby  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:16:26am

re: #141 Drained Brain

Spot, and Puff

would be a goat and a camel.

/not the same effect.

:D

147 swamprat  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:16:33am

Nurse your grudges for hundreds of years. Take no personal responsibility for anything. (All good is from allah, all bad is from the Jews.) As soon as you can, become cannon fodder. Never accept peace. Reject any and all offers because you want more. Perpetual struggle and death means that you never grow up, spit on your hands and get to work. It is easier to blame others than to overcome through your own efforts. We have that mentality here, too. Those who blame the "man", and those who rise above real and perceived oppression by their own will.

148 jcm  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:16:53am

re: #129 zuckerlillyIn 30 years when some of the records are unsealed, history is going to have an entirely different take on GWB's presidency.

Glad someone has the cojones to publish... the truth.

149 Bobblehead  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:17:01am

re: #142 NoSubmission

I still remember the clacking sound Ollie's mouth made when he talked.

150 goddessoftheclassroom  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:17:05am

re: #125 NoSubmission

THAT IS SO COOL!

I can still recite the Preamble to the Constitution because of "School House Rock"! And I sing "Conjunction junction, what's your function?" when I teach coordinating conjunction!

151 Manfred the Wonder Dog  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:17:11am

#143 Bobblehead

Crabby Appleton- rotten to the core. LOL. And don't forget Tom Terrific's lumpy dog sidekick- what was his name again?

152 Andy Dufresne  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:17:30am

But wait a minute everybody: Hamas secured the peaceful release of Alan Johnston, right? Right?! So, it's time to engage them as a full partner, right?

What a sham, and as many of us predicted here for some time, that was all a ploy. Hamas has not and will not ever be anything different. Once a homicidal, hate-filled, war-inciting terrorist, always a homicidal, hate-filled, war-inciting terrorist.

153 pat  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:17:36am

Cognito
The Saudi presence has been known for a while and played down by State. No surprise since we all know that the entire modern cycle of Sunni terrorism is a convergence of Whabbi/Muslim Brotherhood philosophy and Saudi money. I am of the opinion that the Saudis are actively seeking to drive America from Iraq.

154 Sharmuta  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:17:40am
I’m Nahoul, Farfour’s cousin.

That is one seriously messed up family. Humans, mice, bees...d*mn.

155 screaming_eagle  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:18:22am

re: #135 pat

It's called colony collapse. And it is real. I'm a produce farmer and we use bee's to pollinate everything. About half are retards. They only suck water.The colony just doesn't function. Prolly 3rd generation welfare. Even when they do abandon the hive other bee's don't raid it. It is a real problem, but we need time to tell if it is the doomsday prediction you read in the MSM. It seems they you just need to start a new hive from scratch. I'm not the expert on bee's though. We have Amish who take care of the bee's for us. Just going off what they tell us.

156 spikester  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:19:03am

I see Nahoul collecting the sweet nectar of martyred blood to make the Sweet Honey of Victory and Peace (All-AH willing)

I see Nahoul promising to spread the Sweet Honey of Victory and Peace over the Middle East to form the morass-us that will entrap the West so that Palestinian children can just walk up and slit the thought of the Infidel.

But alas, before Nahoul can complete his life’s work the Evil Orkin Jooo will kill him and send him to be with his cousin Farfour. Life goes on.

157 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:19:05am

re: #149 Bobblehead

re: #142 NoSubmission
I still remember the clacking sound Ollie's mouth made when he talked.

Here's their website. [Link: kukla.tv...]

and lots of photos! [Link: kukla.tv...]

158 North95  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:19:17am

I think Nahoul needs a bigger studio.

159 itellu3times  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:19:25am

re: #123 zuckerlilly

Maya the Bee is well known in Arab countries

Oy. Just, oy.

160 Bobblehead  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:19:49am

re: #145 TimeQuake

Ahh..Gentle little Lambchop. A far, far cry from the murderous Farfour and Nahoul.

161 Drained Brain  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:20:23am

What of course is so jarring, not to say disgusting, is watching this amateurish perverted "adaptation" of the children's programming that so many of us of various generations are fondly reminiscing about.

How Islam lost its way indeed...

162 chee toe  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:20:24am

re: #155 screaming_eagle

We have Amish who take care of the bee's for us.

Think they'd be interested in talking to Nahoul?

163 Carl in Jerusalem  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:20:33am

Hamas television is broadcast by the Egyptian satellite Nilesat. Fatah has asked the Egyptians to turn Hamas television off. So far, 'our friends the Egyptians' (third largest recipient of US foreign aid) have refused.

164 gettinby  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:20:47am

re: #145 TimeQuake

Sheri Lewis and Lambchops.

I loved this show as a child.

/don't recall learning hate from this show either.

It interesting to me that from the beginning of TV, the children's shows for America did NOT preach hate and murder but sure produced some fine, strong, and able military personnel.

/thinking out loud here.

165 screaming_eagle  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:20:51am

re: #144 Cognito

mb pulls from all, but it is loaded with Saudi. Egypt is the first country they want to get ahold of. The Saudi's wabbi is a good base for the brotherhood. And the brotherhood is a goood base for al-qeada.

166 goddessoftheclassroom  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:20:57am

re: #160 Bobblehead

More recently (about 8 years ago) there was "Lamb Chop's Play House." I watched it with my kids. I loved the humor, even as an adult!

I watched "Captain Kangaroo, " too.

Such innocence.

167 jcm  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:20:58am

re: #154 Sharmuta

I’m Nahoul, Farfour’s cousin.

That is one seriously messed up family. Humans, mice, bees...d*mn.

Wadda'ya expect coming from a bunch that finds goats, camels, and women interchangeable.

168 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:22:01am

re: #150 goddessoftheclassroom

re: #125 NoSubmission

THAT IS SO COOL!

I can still recite the Preamble to the Constitution because of "School House Rock"! And I sing "Conjunction junction, what's your function?" when I teach coordinating conjunction!


I know that School House Rock thing became so huge.
She also did all of the old Hawaiian Punch commercials, tons of Hostess Twinkie ads, remember Twinkie the Kid? She also worked on Beavis and Butthead with Mike Judge from the beginning, even before MTV bought it. Nickelodian,, so much to remember.

169 Perplexed  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:22:14am

Gentle little Lambchop? Sherry Lewis had one of the foulest mouths ever when she did her Vegas act.

170 screaming_eagle  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:22:37am

re: #162 chee toe

It would take to long to even try to explain it to them.

171 itellu3times  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:22:45am

re: #155 screaming_eagle

re: #135 pat

It's called colony collapse. And it is real. I'm a produce farmer and we use bee's to pollinate everything. About half are retards. They only suck water.The colony just doesn't function. Prolly 3rd generation welfare. Even when they do abandon the hive other bee's don't raid it. It is a real problem, but we need time to tell if it is the doomsday prediction you read in the MSM. It seems they you just need to start a new hive from scratch. I'm not the expert on bee's though. We have Amish who take care of the bee's for us. Just going off what they tell us.

Weirdly enough, my parent's house has attracted several hives in the past couple of years, when it never had before, and my own apartment building has attracted two. I now feel badly that all were killed, rather than extracted and moved elsewhere. Wonder what's going on.

172 Pawn of the Oppressor  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:22:45am

re: #141 Drained Brain

Let's see - Dick's wearing his junior suicide belt, Jane's in a burqua and they greet Father as he arrives home from a busy day of rockthrowing... Still working on roles for Sallly, Spot, and Puff...

The dog is easy. He'd just be a mangy stray that they abuse for fun.

I'm acquainted with a guy who contracted in Afghanistan a couple of years ago. One of his War Stories is about him nearly having to draw his gun on a couple of Afghan cops who were playing a game of "puppy soccer" on the side of a road.

173 Highrise  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:22:48am
We will take revenge upon the enemies of Allah, the killer of the prophets and of the innocent children, until we liberate Al-Aqsa from their impurity.

Talk about having a fixation on something! Well, that is what cults do best. This particular one just happens to focus on the message of death.

FREE nations, WAKE UP! No talking is going to fix this...NONE!

174 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:22:58am

re: #145 TimeQuake

Sheri Lewis and Lambchops.

I got to work with Shari Lewis on her last book. What a sweet lady. I was thrilled because I LOVED Lambchop!

175 poteen  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:23:42am

I think we should send Mighty Mouse and Spiderman over there to slap the shit out of "em.
Underdog can run the post war occupation.

176 Skul  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:24:10am

#142 NoSubmission

Correct you are. I mis-spelled "Kookla", should be Kukla.

177 kafir  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:24:45am

Directly on target, please have a look this link. I found it from Carl-in-Jerusalem. It pretty nicely sums up what we are seeing as a symptom in the "kiddy" show.

"Palis" can't deal with their own failures. "Palis" can't stand that their 'cousins' are far more successful than they are.

There is much more to it. One of the better quotes:

The Palestinians are probably one of the most underserving victim groups in history. With the help of their own leaders, in connivance with the enabling behavior of the international political left, they have evolved into a homicidal mob that is more of a death cult than a society.

With every invitation to rejoin the civilized world that has been offered up to them, the Palestinians have instead chosen cultural suicide. They would much rather kill Jews than work to create a life for their children.

In fact, they'd rather their children kill Jews, too.

and I also liked this:

Living in a fantasy world where everything is the fault of the Jews, they have hopelessly degenerated into self-delusion, denial and paranoia and have chosen to embrace hate and violence rather than making a better life either for themselves or their children. They are more concerned with avoiding shame rather than behaving honorably.

One of the most important expressions of a shame culture (as well as shame-avoidant and grandiose persons in general) is the rampant psychological projection and refusal to accept responsibility for any inappropriate behavior--up to and including the most disgusting of atrocities. It is always someone else's fault (for the Palestinians, it is always the Israelis/Jews).

No matter what happens, its the jews fault. No matter how evil the "Palis" are. No wonder they bridle so much when confronted with Golda Meir's quip

We can forgive you for killing our sons. But we will never forgive you for making us kill yours.

This wraps up huge swaths of arab and "palis" failed societies in one neat little package. They can't deal with the shame of not being successful. Islam is supposed to guarantee that success. They can't deal with losing control. They can't deal with building an economy, a society, a culture. They can't stand that someone else can be much more successful at it than they are.

That their children rave, scream, throw stones, and eventually turn into splodeydopes has nothing to do with economics. It has to do with a failed culture, society. A completely deranged moral system. An inability to take responsibility for one's own successes and failures. An inability to deal and cope. Rather than do all that, accept their lumps and move on, they hide their shame by promulgating it to the next generation.

This suggests that peace talks should not be undertaken until "palis" and arab society as a whole shows itself to be able to self-criticize, accept failure, adapt and learn, and move on. Their society cannot. It also suggests that sending money their way is the second worst thing we can do. The worst would be to just buy them weapons, and say leave them in Gaza for Fatah to use.

Oops.

The "Palis" are a failed society, and until we all collectively understand this and start acting on this, they are going to continue to be a burden to the international community.

178 Mike in Manotick  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:24:46am

Hey ... it looks like the "Bee" has his pants on wrong. Aren't the stripes supposed to run parallel to the rest of the body? Maybe its a "gay bee"?

IMHO of course.

MiM

179 screaming_eagle  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:25:15am

re: #171 itellu3times

I don't have a clue, nor have I read or heard anything that truely explains it. Only theroies so far and some of them far-fetched.

180 Jimash  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:25:21am

In defense of cartoons in general
Davey and Goliath,
was overtly christian presented on sunday morning, didn't hurt me.

and Barney,
Just stupid.

and the Teletubbies,
Stoned stupid

and Spongebob if the rumors are true...
Spongebob isn't gay, he's in love with that squirrel.

and think of the marketing done with Tony the Tiger, Snap, Crackle and Pop, et al.
Not much propaganda value there

Or think of the now-banned (well, suppressed, anyway) WWII era Disney and Looney toons that you can still find on YouTube. Powerful tools for grabbing kid's imaginations.

And those were largely shown to adult audiences in movie theaters.
AFTER the war they were on TV and little kids wondered what Victory Gardens and ration cards were.

181 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:27:17am

re: #176 Skul

I had to google it, since I had no idea either. The photos bring back so many memories. We had great tv as kids. I don't know what kids are watching today, but it beats the crap outta Murder Mouse and the Bomb Bee.
If that's the future the Paleos want for their children, then FK 'em.

As Highrise just said above:

FREE nations, WAKE UP! No talking is going to fix this...NONE
182 Bobblehead  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:27:29am

re: #157 NoSubmission

Buelah Witch..Ha, ha, ha. Loved her.

183 gettinby  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:27:48am

re: #175 poteen

I think we should send Mighty Mouse and Spiderman over there to slap the shit out of "em.
Underdog can run the post war occupation.

Reminds me of one of my favorite things to do.

POTEEN

Turn your speakers up!

184 Manfred the Wonder Dog  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:27:53am

#180 Jimash

Agree with everything you wrote. Some kids shows were not pushing an agenda- some were, and are. Funny how the ones posters here remember fondly were the former.

185 jcm  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:28:27am
186 swamprat  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:28:38am

re: #177 kafir
I intend to pimp that link several times. Thank you.

187 chee toe  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:28:44am

re: #177 kafir

Thanks! Dr.Sanity has lotsa good stuff...

188 Bobblehead  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:28:57am

re: #169 Perplexed

Perhaps, but I never saw it on the kid's program.

189 doppelganglander  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:30:22am

re: #166 goddessoftheclassroom

Nooo! Not "The Song that Doesn't End!" Aaarrgghh!

190 Skul  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:30:32am

#181 NoSubmission

It was a good kids program. Do you recall the cartoon character "Bosco"?
He was a favorite.

191 Perplexed  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:31:23am

Sheri Lewis was a pro who knew her audiences. The only ding I ever heard of was her going off on an airport inspector who wanted to look inside of the puppets.

192 EtNorskTroll  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:31:59am
"...We place our trust in Allah."

You'll 'bee' regretting those words one day, bug.

Trusting in the devil is not smart...not smart at all.

~ENT

193 pat  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:32:29am

Cognito
Another take on the Saudi story. A worthwhile one.
[Link: www.jihadwatch.org...]

194 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:33:07am

re: #190 Skul

Just take a look at this from the Kukla site:
[Link: kukla.tv...]

The list of stars that have either appeared on the show or who endorsed it. Everyone from Orson Welles [one of my own personal faves] , to Lotte Lenya, to John Steinbeck! Marlon Brando, John Huston,

What happened to TV? Its not even worth watching anymore.

195 screaming_eagle  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:33:26am

re: #193 pat

Same source.

196 Jimash  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:33:52am

Cap'n KAngaroo
Shari Lewis
Zacherle
Sandy Becker
Wonderama

Officer Joe Bolton presents the three stooges ( some good stuff there)but again we didn't know what half of it meant.

197 jcm  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:34:59am

OT, but too funny to pass up.

How Global Warming kool-aid drinkers debate the subject.

According to National Review’s Iain Murphy, the author, Dr. Marlo Lewis, received the following e-mail message this morning (one character edited by Murphy for vulgarity):

Marlo –

You are so full of cr*p.

You have been proven wrong. The entire world has proven you wrong. You are the last guy on Earth to get it. Take this warning from me, Marlo. It is my intention to destroy your career as a liar. If you produce one more editorial against climate change, I will launch a campaign against your professional integrity. I will call you a liar and charlatan to the Harvard community of which you and I are members. I will call you out as a man who has been bought by Corporate America. Go ahead, guy. Take me on.

Mike

Michael T. Eckhart

President

American Council On Renewable Energy (ACORE)

I guess that’s one way to end the debate.

198 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:35:50am

re: #182 Bobblehead

re: #157 NoSubmission

Buelah Witch..Ha, ha, ha. Loved her.

Yes! me too! [Link: kukla.tv...]

199 SlartyBartfast  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:35:54am

I think Nahoul is wearing an old, discarded Georgia Tech Yellowjacket mascot suit...

200 Skul  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:36:37am

#194 NoSubmission
[Link: kukla.tv...]

Xnks Bud. Gave me a smile.

Gotta get back to work. Y'all have a good day.

201 Bobblehead  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:38:09am

re: #196 Jimash

Of course back then there wasn't wall to wall children's programming. My friends and I spent most of our days playing outside, even in the winter. We came in for lunch and naps. I can remember feeling cooped up when it was raining.

202 karmic_inquisitor  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:38:55am

re: #46 coquimbojoe


I think that Hamas is following the Nazi ideological path one step further - they are trying to breed a super-race.

/ "Behold and tremble Kufar! You will die at the hands of the ratbee!"

203 itellu3times  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:38:55am

re: #177 kafir

This suggests that peace talks should not be undertaken until "palis" and arab society as a whole shows itself to be able to self-criticize, accept failure, adapt and learn, and move on.

Well, but do you want to just hold your breath until that happens? I think not. As I've taken to saying, maybe their first hopeful step will be to give up Islam. And indeed, for decades the Palis were the most secular of Arabs and among the most educated - not that that's very much.

And now the Palis are losing even that, and Moslem doctors in Britain are showing how unstable and vicious (not to mention incompetent) even their best are.

What was that other message I was going to respond to, that Islamic fanaticism conquered the ancient world? Well, Bernard Lewis puts a few quibbles around that, and I'll add some more - what they did was infiltrate and destroy everything they touched. The bemoan their lost golden age, but it was they who lost it, which they never really made in the first place. Metaphors may occur to you, I will not state them.

Islam should be abandoned.

Until then, I suppose we will be at war with them - that is, they will be at war with us - and if they finally get us pissed enough we will pretty much settle the issue for the next few centuries, if not forever. Stay tuned.

204 Judith  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:40:40am

So accoding to Palestinian sources Hamas has shut down the Islamists who were bombing internet cafes and such. It was the same family that captured Johnston before Hamas "rescued" him.

Hm...

Hamas is really working hard at presenting this "Law and Order" image to the world aren't they? Next time someone claims Hamas aren't the bad guys I'm going to bring up the Killer Bee.

205 gettinby  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:41:06am

re: #201 Bobblehead

re: #196 Jimash

Of course back then there wasn't wall to wall children's programming. My friends and I

spent most of our days playing outside, even in the winter

. We came in for lunch and naps. I can remember feeling cooped up when it was raining.

Kick the Can
Hide 'n Seek
Pogo Stick Competition
Soapbox race cars (really made from cardboard, decorated, taped to our little red wagons or whatever we could put wheels on)
Hopscotch (with chalk on the street or sidewalks)

/memories, ahhh

206 SlartyBartfast  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:41:13am

re: #197 jcm

Too funny!

American Council On Renewable Energy (ACORE) => "Our power and influence is directly proportional to the public acceptance of the Religion of Climate Change (ROCC)."

Seems to be a lot of that going around. Do people not notice the recurrent theme in all this? It's all marketing, plain and simple. P.T. Barnum was right.

207 karmic_inquisitor  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:41:47am

re: #178 Mike in Manotick

It is a postal worker bee. Gone postal.

/notice the stripes next time you see a letter carrier.

208 pat  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:42:11am

sceaming Eagle
Yep. The LA Times article was so long I missed the puchline where the Imams are openly sending the jihadis out.

209 screaming_eagle  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:43:40am

re: #208 pat

I knew it cause I clicked on the link at jihadwatch. LOL

210 Resistance Girl  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:43:49am

re: #125 NoSubmission

My mother worked in animation and did a lot of commercials and kid's shows for PBS including 'School House Rock' among many. I did voice overs as a kid for a show called 'Letter Man' on The Electric Company.

I can't myself in that little Paleo girl Saraa's place. This is a kid's show for God's sake. I just can't fathom it. At all. Sick bunch. How can anyone sympathize with them at this point?

No way! Too cool!

211 Ayatollah Ghilmeini  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:44:09am

There never was a golden age of Islam. There was only the time before Islam's corrosive form of governance and chauvinism ground out all creativity and development.

212 Judith  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:45:01am

re: #205 gettinby

I recall those days. Catching tadpoles in a local farm and then taking them home to watch them turn into frogs. Building a tree fort in the woods. Tracing a stream up to the spring at the source and then drinking the coldest purest sweetest water in the world. Biking on a backwoods trail.

I let my kids run wild when they were young. I hope my son and daughter-in-law let their run too, when they are old enough. I know too many kids who are so sheltered and programmed it is pathetic. Were there really no pedophiles and child snatchers and dangers in our day? Or did we learn to take care of ourselves by making mistakes?

213 spikester  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:45:05am

#177 kafir

Good link. Thankya

214 Bobblehead  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:45:59am

re: #205 gettinby

If we begged long enough and if there wasn't thunder and lightening we could put on our swimsuits and splash around in puddles.
Enough of memory lane. Must do laundry.

215 insanity police  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:46:15am

The Palestinian educational system is set up to indoctrinate. In the classroom, on T.V., and in books.

Terrorist supporters and left wing nut cases in the U.S. try to use the U.S. educational system for similar purposes

216 karmic_inquisitor  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:46:54am

Yep - Nahoul is a postal worker ...

[Link: www.postaluniformxpress.com...]

218 North95  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:50:08am

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?

ANSWER: "See how the Zionists make us sit here in the dark!"

219 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:50:43am

re: #212 Judith

re: #205 gettinby

I recall those days. Catching tadpoles in a local farm and then taking them home to watch them turn into frogs. Building a tree fort in the woods. Tracing a stream up to the spring at the source and then drinking the coldest purest sweetest water in the world. Biking on a backwoods trail.

I let my kids run wild when they were young. I hope my son and daughter-in-law let their run too, when they are old enough. I know too many kids who are so sheltered and programmed it is pathetic. Were there really no pedophiles and child snatchers and dangers in our day? Or did we learn to take care of ourselves by making mistakes?


My mother let us go free too, only we were in Manhattan. We had all of Central Park as our playground, hopped around freely uptown to Harlem and down to the East 70s to the city's free swimming pools and over to the West Side if we felt like it. Trick or Treated on Halloween on our own too. We were a band of smart kids who weren't afraid of anything and took our independence for granted I guess, since those days seem to be over.

I wouldn't have wanted my mother, who was the coolest mother for miles, hovering around and smothering our every move. We went out in the morning and came home when she called us at night. Of course she warned us about strangers and we took it seriously but we had our childhoods. Very grateful for that.

220 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:53:13am

re: #217 Nannette

LONDON VIGIL TOMORROW FOR KIDNAPPED ISRAELI SOLDIERS --- PLEASE JOIN US!

There's one at the UN tomorrow as well at noon. I'm going to do my best to try to be there. I work across town but I'll try.

221 gettinby  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:53:15am

re: #212 Judith

Were there really no pedophiles and child snatchers and dangers in our day? Or did we learn to take care of ourselves by making mistakes?

Partly what you say, and parents and aunts and uncles and good neighbors (whom we knew) and friends of our parents, cousins, grandparents...ALL of whom taught us good from evil?

222 poteen  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:53:49am

re: #183 gettinby

I like it. Saturday mornings with MM were great.

223 _RememberTonyC  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:57:03am

as Charles likes to say:

"Our friends the saudis" are supplying the lion's share of homicide bombers in iraq:

[Link: www.latimes.com...]

224 Salem  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:57:24am

RELEASE THE BADGERS!

225 Drained Brain  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:57:34am

re: #218 North95

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?

ANSWER: "See how the Zionists make us sit here in the dark!"

Many a truth is said in jest!

226 screaming_eagle  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 10:59:28am

re: #224 Salem

RELEASE THE BADGERS!

We don't need the heavy equiment. Just send the squirrels.

227 DustyR  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:01:20am

Nahoul has been sniffing too much Nasonex to think mice and bees can be cousins.

I expect questions to come as a result of Narhoul shooting to celebrity status. What's with the accentuated eyelashes and heavy lipstick? Is Nahoul a girl or just a girly-man?

Does this run afoul of sharia? Should you stone a queen bee if there's no such thing as a bee burkha? What's the rule for drone bees wearing lipstick and running around naked in public? Is everything copastetic if Narhoul drinks the urine of Mohammad?

Will Palestine descend into a fatwa crisis because of Narhoul? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of Nahoul - Fatima reincarnated or just another Pali drag queen?

228 cbinflux  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:02:27am

OT
Viguerie: Fred Thompson Is No Conservative

Conservative icon Richard Viguerie says Fred Thompson disappointed the right wing during his eight years in the Senate and there is no reason to believe he would be change his stripes as president.

In an article headlined “Conservatives, Beware of Fred Thompson,” Viguerie called the “Law & Order” actor and expected presidential candidate a “marshmallow Republican” who was ineffectual at investigating President Bill Clinton’s Asia fundraising scandal, and said: "Why should we expect Thompson to be any more effective against, say, the other partner in the Clintons’ 20-year plan to rule the nation?”

A consultant and direct mail specialist, Viguerie maintained that the only time Thompson played a major role on a significant piece of legislation in the Senate, he was “on the wrong side of the fence,” pushing for the McCain-Feingold campaign finance bill.

Viguerie has been quite unhappy with George Bush as well. His latest book was “Conservatives Betrayed: How George W. Bush and Other Big Government Republicans Hijacked the Conservative Cause.”

229 Salem  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:04:43am

Do they even have Killer Bees over there? I thought they were spawned in South America. Maybe he's actually a Kaffir Bee.

230 salt1907  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:04:46am
231 Goosio  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:06:13am

Well THAT was predictable.

232 Perplexed  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:07:46am

The killer bees originated in Africa and a bee keeper in South America (Brazil I think) let a colony of hybrid bees escape into the wild. African bees were known for their hardiness while the European bees were known for honey production. A win-win situation, except that the hybrids were known for massive swarms.

233 zmdavid  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:08:22am

re: #229 Salem
Killer bees were imported to South America from Africa and accidentally released into the wild. I'm not sure what kind of bees line in Israel.

234 kafir  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:10:43am

re: #203 itellu3times

re: #203 itellu3times

Well, but do you want to just hold your breath until that happens? I think not. As I've taken to saying, maybe their first hopeful step will be to give up Islam. And indeed, for decades the Palis were the most secular of Arabs and among the most educated - not that that's very much.

Will never happen. I am not suggesting holding one's breath. Don't expect them to become peaceful and sensible people on their own.

We need to cut off aid to them. To force them to make the hard decisions. They never had to, so they cry and whine like babies. Turn off their power. Turn off their water. Let them fend entirely for themselves, with no external aid whatsoever.


And now the Palis are losing even that, and Moslem doctors in Britain are showing how unstable and vicious (not to mention incompetent) even their best are.

This is just a demonstration that low barriers to radicalization exist in their failed society. They cannot accept their own monumental failures. The shame would be terminal. So they blithely ignore it, and blame others for their own failings.

It also suggests we should re-examine the wisdom and logic behind letting them come to our countries. This is not racism. This is pragmatism. The 7/7 bombers were native sons of the UK. The 9/11 asshats were 'students' or 'tourists'. Had we been, say, vigilant, about preventing people who intrinsically wish us harm, and act accordingly, from coming here, is it possible that 9/11 would not have happened? If the UK didn't let so many of them in, might 7/7 have never happened?

What good are defensive barriers if we let the enemy past them? And given how well we know who the enemy is, given his propensity to shout his hatred at us, at the top of his lungs, in arabic, why on earth are we letting them come, live here, stay here? Since they are so easy to radicalize, what will we do when the first major splodeydope goes *boom* here? Wring our hands? Decry the injustice of it all? Or quarantine the problem?

As for the "palis", they will only learn to swim when they collectively have no choice but to learn how to swim, or die trying. Stop giving them life rafts that they hoard and puncture at random, stop giving them money to buy guns with to attack others on the sea. Force them to deal with their own issues. Let them run Gaza. But don't send them one shekel more.

235 Salem  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:11:27am

So the African bees and the "Africanized" bees are both known as "Killer bees".

236 opnion  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:14:02am

This has got to be some family reunion!
In a bizzaro society where science is repressed I guess a mouse and a bee could be cousins.
These people place little to no value on their children.

237 karmic_inquisitor  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:16:20am

re: #235 Salem

So the African bees and the "Africanized" bees are both known as "Killer bees".

whereas bees that explode on impact (apisplodeydopus) are called the "Gazasized Bee"

238 cbinflux  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:16:33am

Belushi is PISSED!

239 RedPepper  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:17:18am

re: #212 Judith

re: #205 gettinby

I know too many kids who are so sheltered and programmed it is pathetic. Were there really no pedophiles and child snatchers and dangers in our day? Or did we learn to take care of ourselves by making mistakes?

Yes, we did.

But some of those mistakes were fatal.

There was a child who lived right around the block from me back when I was growing up who, one pleasant summer day, cut himself badly (stumbled onto a broken bottle - someone else's trash) in an empty field near our homes, and bled to death - perhaps the tall weeds covered him up & prevented someone from seeing him & saving him? Don't remember now - I still believe (passionately!) in freedom, but always remember - freedom is not free ...

240 cbinflux  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:18:18am

re: #230 salt1907

Mark Steyn provides even more reason that the U.S. policy of supporting Fatah against Hamas will not work. Hint - it involves gay scandanavian bodyguards..

Heh, he knew that he couldn't trust Palis.

241 Ayatollah Ghilmeini  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:18:42am

Good News Sicko has crashed at the box office.

And let me state for the record, I am all for improving health care in the US: I support using Michael Moore for medical experiments.

Have lovely Sunday

242 cbinflux  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:19:20am

re: #230 salt1907

...who is it that has tall Swiss bodyguards?

243 karmic_inquisitor  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:19:29am

re: #238 cbinflux

Belushi is PISSED!

LOL.

Instead of buzzing off, Nahoul deals with sexual frustration by killing jooos.

244 jill e  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:20:34am

Taliban target Afghan school girls...

[Link: scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com...]

245 savage_nation[deleted]  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:20:34am
246 ChenZhen  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:21:27am

Forget the translation or the oversized bee puppet, that high pitched voice was enough to freak me out.

247 mama winger  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:21:59am

re: #245 savage_nation

Wow, this brings back memories, all those kids shows.

Anyone in here from Southern California remember Sheriff John and Engineer Bill and Hobo Kelly?

Nope. I grew up outside Chicago. For me it was Garfield Goose, Ray Raynor, and Bozo the Clown with Ringmaster Ned.

248 cbinflux  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:22:26am

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the cowboy just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police.

The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"

"Fred," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the Ranger.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied, "The balcony..."

249 snarksalot  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:23:42am

Boy, is that a whiney voice or what? OMG! And what did they do, get one of their Saudi students to rip off a mascot from some third rate uni? Anyone out there missing a mascot uniform?

250 Boondock St. Bender  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:25:18am

re: #197 jcm

OT, but too funny to pass up.

How Global Warming kool-aid drinkers debate the subject.


According to National Review’s Iain Murphy, the author, Dr. Marlo Lewis, received the following e-mail message this morning (one character edited by Murphy for vulgarity):

Marlo –

You are so full of cr*p.

You have been proven wrong. The entire world has proven you wrong. You are the last guy on Earth to get it. Take this warning from me, Marlo. It is my intention to destroy your career as a liar. If you produce one more editorial against climate change, I will launch a campaign against your professional integrity. I will call you a liar and charlatan to the Harvard community of which you and I are members. I will call you out as a man who has been bought by Corporate America. Go ahead, guy. Take me on.

Mike

Michael T. Eckhart

President

American Council On Renewable Energy (ACORE)

I guess that’s one way to end the debate.

OOOHHH!...Geek-Fight!slappityslappity

251 pat  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:25:26am

A very good read, but I don't know what to make of it.
[Link: www.opinionjournal.com...]

252 cbinflux  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:26:37am

The United Kingdom is saved!

A BAN on airguns in Scotland has moved a step closer after the UK government agreed to consider controversial plans to outlaw the weapons north of the Border.

Firearms law is controlled by Westminster, but UK Justice Secretary Jack Straw told First Minister Alex Salmond at a meeting last week that he would look at Scotland-only reform.

If approved, airguns could only be possessed in Scotland by holders of a licence, including farmers who need to shoot pests and members of registered shooting clubs.

253 irish rose  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:27:05am

This is just nothing to joke about, sorry.

There is no label worthy of this absolute perversion of the beauty and innocence of little children, except pure evil.

That is it done in the name of religious faith, makes it reek a vile stench before the Lord God Almighty. There is no holy perfume with this act, only the rotting putrid stink of corruption.

There will be no 72 virgins waiting for anyone who does this to innocent little children... those who pervert and violate innocents in this manner for their own selfish purposes, will suffer nothing less than complete and utter damnation in the afterlife and burn in fire for all eternity.

If this is what Mohammad demands of his followers, the abuse and "mental perversion" of little children, then Mohammad was NOT a messenger and prophet of God and he is not worthy of the respect or admiration of ANY man. His name is not blessed, nor should it be praised... the name of Mohammad is a stench to all of humanity.

This is a great evil, and it must be purged and renounced by all free men and women who believe that life is precious.

254 savage_nation[deleted]  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:27:17am
255 gettinby  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:27:42am

re: #245 savage_nation

Wow, this brings back memories, all those kids shows.

Anyone in here from Southern California remember Sheriff John and Engineer Bill and Hobo Kelly?

Oh.my.goodness...YES!

Grew up in Norwalk from 1949 to 1957/58 (?).

What was the name of the clown that had a tv show also?

256 savage_nation[deleted]  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:28:40am
257 NJDhockeyfan  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:28:54am

remember The Bad News Bees?


Kurt: Boy, I'm sure glad you're pitching tomorrow - it's gonna be a rough game. Ah, no problem. By the time camp's over, once again our twam will be champs!

[ the team cheers ]

Kurt: [ whistles ] Hey, Alan - heads up!

Alan: Hey, cut it out, you guys!

Raymond: Hey, hey. What's that you're reading, Alan?

Alan: Nothing!

Kurt: Whaddaya mean, nothing?! Hey, Charlie, look at this! A Playbee magazine!

[ everyone oohs and ahhs over the contents of Alan's dirty magazine ]

Artie: Boy, I'd sure like to get into her honey sac!

Alan: Yeah, me too!

Kurt: Oh, whadda you knew about that, Alan!

Alan: As much as you do!

Kurt: Oh, yeah? I bet you never even did it!

Alan: I.. did.. too..

Kurt: Oh, yeah? Well, then tell me how you did it!

Alan: [ stung ] Okay.. so I never did it..

[ everyone laughs at Alan ]

Artie: I knew he was lying!

Kurt: I bet you never did it!

Artie: [ hesitant ] ..Sure, I did.

Raymond: With who?!

Artie: Laura Finch.

Kurt: Really?

Artie: Yeah! One day a whole swarm of us gang stang her behind the bowling alley.

[ suddenly, the Coach enters the cabin ]

Coach: What's going on in here?! Huh?!

Alan: Ah, nothing, Coach.. we're just talking.

Coach: Come on! Lights out, guys! We've got a big game tomorrow, I want you guys to get a lot of sleep, see? Come on!

[ everyone moans and groans ]

Coach: Come on! [ spies magazine ] What is this? [ grabs magazine and leafs through it ] What is this stuff? What are you guys doing with this thing, huh?! Aren't you a little young to be looking at this?

Kurt: Aren't you a little bit old!

Coach: Listen, Hansen! When you're my age, you should stick it to the queen as often as I do! Now, get some sleep!

Team: Goodnight, Coach!

Coach: Goodnight, guys.

[ Coach exits cabin ]

Artie: Boy.. too bad he took that magazine - those pictures were great!

Raymond: You're not kidding, man..

Alan: Come on, guys! The Coach is right - let's get some sleep!

[ the team agrees, and quickly got to sleep ]

[ with everyone asleep, the sound of Alan's cot squeaking can be heard ]

Kurt: Hey, Alan, would you pull your stinger somewhere else!

[ everyone humiliates Alan ]

Alan: Dammit, you guys! Dammit! I was not!

Kurt: You were, too!

Alan: I was not!

[ Coach re-enters, angrier than before ]

Coach: What's going on in here?! Huh?! What's all the racket about?! I thought I told you to go to sleep!

Artie: We were trying to, Coach, but Alan made too much noise because he was.. buzzing off!

Team: Alan was buzzing off! Alan was buzzing off! Alan was buzzing off!

Alan: I swear, I wasn't!

Kurt: Oh, yeah? Then why is there honey all over your sheets!

...

258 mad_scientist  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:31:39am

Although I have to laugh at this and how stupid it is, it is also very sad. These kids have no chance at a normal life. They are force fed the ideas that to kill oneself and other innocent people is somhow glorious and to be praised.

THESE PEOPLE ARE INSANE

259 mama winger  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:31:41am

re: #254 savage_nation

I got my name called on my 6th birthday. :D

Good for you! I never got to go to Bozo's Circus. The waiting list for tickets was something like 2-3 years long - and the show aired 5 days a week!

Some people would put their names on the list as soon as their kids were born. I always wanted to play the Grand Prize Game - throwing ping pong balls into buckets for prizes like a giant Tootsie Roll, or if you hit bucket number 6 - a brand new bike!


I was robbed I tells ya.

260 NJDhockeyfan  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:31:43am

cont...

Coach: Come on, you guys.. cut it out! Come over here, Alan.. come over here..

[ Coach and Alan sit down ]

Alan: Yeah, Coach?

Coach: Nothing wrong in what you were doing, Alan. It's perfectly normal for someone your age to bend his barb once in a while. Everyone does it, there's nothing to be ashamed of. What's the matter with you, guys? Artie, can you say that you've never done it?

Artie: No..

Coach: You, Raymond?

Raymond: Well, uh.. no, Coach..

Coach: How about you, Kurt? Youve polished your bayonet, haven't you?

Kurt: [ hesitant ] ..Yeah.. once.

Coach: You see? It's a natural function - everyone does it.

Raymond: Even you, Coach?

Coach: Yes. Twice.

Team: The Coach buzzes off!

Alan: Shut up!

Coach: Even females do it.

Artie: [ suddenly interested ] Really?! How?!

Coach: Well.. I'm not sure, exactly, but, uh.. let me tell you a story about a ballplayer I knew, who, uh.. used to buzz off five, six, seven times a day. And his teammates, they made fun of him, they razzed him all the time. And he was ashamed, and it was affecting all aspects of his game. He had trouble throwing, fielding, hitting with power, running to the bases.. And then, one day, he just accepted the fact that he was a chronic buzz off. And once he accepted that fact, he became a great ballplayer, and he went on to hit three home runs in the last game of the 1977 World Series!

[ the team is amazed by the identity of the buzz off ]

Team: Reggie Jackson!

Coach: Reggie Jackson. That's right, Alan, you're in good company.

[ the team quickly apologizes for making fun of Alan earlier ]

Alan: Ah, that's okay, guys..

Coach: Now, you get back to bed, guys.

Team: Goodnight, Coach!

Coach: Goodnight!

[ Coach exits the cabin ]

[ suddenly, all the cots in the cabin begin squeaking ]

[ fade ]

261 Ayatollah Ghilmeini  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:33:07am
KHARTOUM - The special United Nations envoy to Sudan Jan Eliasson said on Sunday that the "moment of truth" for the country's war-torn western region of Darfur is imminent.

Together with his African Union (AU) counterpart Salim Ahmed Salim, Eliasson has been struggling for the past four years to bring the warring sides in Darfur together, and in an interview with AFP he outlined the key steps ahead.

"We are now on a daily contact with the movements and we hope that, by the (July 15) meeting in Tripoli... we will start what we call the pre-negotiation period" of shuttle diplomacy, the former Swedish foreign minister said.

Properly translated: all the people have been ethnically cleansed or killed, so now let's negotiate. A proud european diplomatic moment that takes its rightful place with Bosnia in 93, Kosovo in 1998, with Saddam in 1991 and 2003 and the Evian conference on the fat eof the Jews.

In the future we should just reduce the options to saying kaddish for the victims or bombing the perpetrators. It would be a lot more humane.

262 irish rose  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:35:50am

re: #258 mad_scientist

Although I have to laugh at this and how stupid it is, it is also very sad. These kids have no chance at a normal life. They are force fed the ideas that to kill oneself and other innocent people is somhow glorious and to be praised.

THESE PEOPLE ARE INSANE

I totally agree.

I look into the empty eyes of that beautiful little child who has been brainwashed into a culture of hatred from birth, and it makes me weep.

263 Ma Sands  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:36:50am

re: #21 NoSubmission

Happy birth-day to you, happy birth-day TO you...happy BIRTH-day dear precious la-dy...hap-py birth-day, to-o-o-o you ! :)

264 savage_nation[deleted]  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:38:19am
265 cbinflux  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:40:23am

OSHA is the camel's nose...

Work rules could blow up ammunition supplies
OSHA considering new requirements for handling 'explosives'

Posted: July 7, 2007
[Link: www.wnd.com...]

The federal government is considering a series of new rules that would apply to workplaces where "explosives" are handled, giving rise to a concern that the restrictions could be used to limit – or eliminate – reasonable access to firearms ammunition.

Among those raising the issue is the National Rifle Association, which is publicizing a request that firearms owners express their opinion on the issue before a deadline of July 12.

"The proposed rule indiscriminately treats ammunition, powder and primers as 'explosives,'" the NRA said in a published statement, which
noted the plan would:

* Prohibit possession of firearms in commercial
"facilities containing explosives"—an obvious
problem for your local gun store.

* Require evacuation of all "facilities containing
explosives"—even your local Wal-Mart—during any
electrical storm.

* Prohibit smoking within 50 feet of "facilities
containing explosives."

The proposal by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration "would have a dramatic effect on the storage and transportation of ammunition and handloading components such as primers or black and smokeless powder," the group said.

OSHA's proposal would "revise" its standards for "explosives and blasting agents" to include ammunition.

"This revision ... is intended to enhance the protections provided to employees engaged in the manufacture, storage, sale, transportation,
handling, and use of explosives," the federal agency said.

266 gettinby  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:41:15am

re: #254 savage_nation

I got my name called on my 6th birthday.

What did you get?

267 savage_nation[deleted]  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:42:54am
268 Perplexed  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:44:30am

No one has commented on what happens when bees die and become scary ghosts. They become BOO bees.

269 Salem  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:47:51am

Oh yeah! "Mr. Do Bee" from Romper Room. I knew something was nagging me about this...

270 nyc redneck  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:49:14am

hey no submission, congratulations on your 1st. year at lgf. you do such good work here and on the street w/ your camera. i'm so proud to march side by side w/ you. you're an inspiration to all.

271 gettinby  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:50:49am

re: #265 cbinflux

This is indeed a very bad situation.

The latest from NRA-ILA, and the comment period has been extended.

The public comment period was originally scheduled to end July 12 but has been extended sixty (60) days until September 10, 2007.

My problem with commenting to OSHA is that any personal information you provide becomes "public."

All comments, including any personal information you provide, are placed in the public docket without change and may be made available online at [Link: www.regulations.gov...] Therefore, OSHA cautions you about submitting personal information such as social security numbers and birthdates.

Just wanted anyone who is going to send their comments against this stupid situation to know about the disclosure. I used my first initial and last name, and I have a p.o.box, so it really is NOT anonymous yet doesn't give up too much info about me personally.

272 socaljustice  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:54:03am

So Hamas has gone from ripping off Disney to stealing from Chesperito.

273 FishFearMe  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:57:57am

Halal-lywood in action

274 Clemente  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:58:10am

I'll take this killer bee over that one, any day...

275 AnotherRightWingConspirator  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:01:33pm

irish rose:

I'm with you on this. Teaching martyrdom as an aspiration to little children is sick, evil and very sad.

276 NoSubmission  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:04:32pm

re: #270 nyc redneck

Thank you! I'm glad I'm doing something right!
Looking forward to our next event on the 29th when we give Mama Moonbat a nice NY welcome! LOL

277 Bubbaman  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:05:55pm

The only kind of killer Bee I like belongs to this genus:

One Killer Bee - well, actually Super Bee!

278 Chuck Pelto  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:06:47pm

TO: Pat, et al.
RE: Saraa

"Damn. That little demented girl is back." -- Pat

How much you care to bet that they have the kid blow herself up as an act of martyrdom? And that they record and broadcast the event?

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[Never underestimate the dept of depravity of Islamists.]

279 Catttt  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:08:02pm

Saraa totally creeps me out.

280 Shaky Louie  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:08:36pm

re: #268 Perplexed

No one has commented on what happens when bees die and become scary ghosts. They become BOO bees.


*Groan*

281 Dr. Shalit  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:10:37pm

re: #134 gettinby

Without admitting my age, I remember

It's Howdy Doody Time with Buffalo Bob

/don't recall being taught to hate anyone from that show!

Careful there - Phineas Al-Bluster might just be in the wings.

-S-

282 Spartanwoman  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:10:55pm

Romper Room for little jihadis!

Makes me wanna puke! Those Pals do emetic TV better than anybody!

283 Clemente  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:12:06pm

Islam - Religion of Pests

284 nyc redneck  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:21:18pm

re: #276 NoSubmission

re: #270 nyc redneck

Thank you! I'm glad I'm doing something right!
Looking forward to our next event on the 29th when we give Mama Moonbat a nice NY welcome! LOL

i'm hoping i can get back for sheeehag but if i don't, east village infidel will for sure be there. i'm so busy on the farm now.

285 solomonpanting  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:21:36pm

re: #283 Clemente

Islam - Religion of Pests

Get the pesticide.

286 wise one  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:22:40pm

Bees around the world are angry because Arabs are giving them a bad name. Just for the record, Bees are against terrorism, people. Don't let the good name of the Bees be smeared!

287 Catttt  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:26:11pm

Retail Bees & Bugs Mascot Costumes

Killer Bee Costume $1059.00
Drone Costume $1059.00
Fat Bee Costume $1162.00
Yellow Jacket Costume $1162.00
Queen Bee Costume w/ Crown $1093.00
Yellow Jacket Costume $1059.00
Honey Bee Costume $1059.00
Hornet Costume $1059.00
Bumble Bee Costume $1059.00
Friendly Bee Costume $1059.00 Bee Costume $1059.00
Buzz Bee Costume $1059.00

Why would anyone want to be a drone (unless the price were lower)? Who would have a team called the "Drone Bees"?

288 The Kevin Show  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:29:45pm

Can't the Israelis just "accidentally" drop a bomb on the studio?

289 nemo  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:29:50pm

The fate of the drone bee should be the fate of the hate-filled, ruthless and blood-thirsty men among Hamas and Fatah, God willing.

290 ElKafir  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:33:15pm

re: #11 jemima

Cousins?! Can anyone explain how an insect and a mammal can be related? A bee and a rat had sex, see, and 2 weeks later a ratbee was born.

You gotta love the grasp they have on the hard sciences.

But if it's Allah's will...who knows, it may be possible. He is all powerful and merciful and it seems a mad genetic scientist too.

291 Daisy  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:34:57pm

Warning Warning .. only for the strong of heart :)

Romper Room UK, Miss Vickie helps teach Dan to tie a shoelace.

Please note the lack of murder references // also: Do Bee was a puppet, unlike Scary Little Saraa (who makes the Ham-ass bee look positively animated).

292 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:35:30pm

re: #278 Chuck Pelto

TO: Pat, et al.
RE: Saraa

"Damn. That little demented girl is back." -- Pat

How much you care to bet that they have the kid blow herself up as an act of martyrdom? And that they record and broadcast the event?

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[Never underestimate the dept of depravity of Islamists.]

That would be incredibly sick.

They may use the fact that bees die when they sting as a example of a suicide bomber!

Also since the bee is female, they will probably use her to requite little girls as suicide bombers.

293 EtNorskTroll  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:37:11pm

re: #262 irish rose

re: #258 mad_scientist

I look into the empty eyes of that beautiful little child who has been brainwashed into a culture of hatred from birth, and it makes me weep.

Imagine when, one day in the future, this child wakes up in Hell together with her parents who taught her to think this way...

Oh, wait~!

That's right...they already live in Gaza under Islam.

Never mind...

~ENT

294 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:37:40pm

re: #258 mad_scientist

Although I have to laugh at this and how stupid it is, it is also very sad. These kids have no chance at a normal life. They are force fed the ideas that to kill oneself and other innocent people is somhow glorious and to be praised.

THESE PEOPLE ARE INSANE

The word you're looking for is "evil" not "insane".

295 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:38:39pm
296 gettinby  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:39:08pm

#281 Dr. Shalit

Careful there - Phineas Al-Bluster might just be in the wings.

Ha Ha Ha...I forgot about Mr. Bluster. I don't remember hating him, though, just to watch out for evil capitalists!

/Did you actually remember his name?!? I'm impress. :)

With Buffalo Bob they held it all together, trying to prevent the Doodyville Circus from falling into the clutches of the elderly capitalist, Mr. Phineas T. Bluster, and his unwittingly stooge, Dilly Dally.


-S-

From this link.

297 Hesperonis  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:44:15pm

Killer bee... how oddly appropriate.

298 RedPepper  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:45:11pm

re: #294 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar

re: #258 mad_scientist


Although I have to laugh at this and how stupid it is, it is also very sad. These kids have no chance at a normal life. They are force fed the ideas that to kill oneself and other innocent people is somhow glorious and to be praised.

THESE PEOPLE ARE INSANE


The word you're looking for is "evil" not "insane".

IMHO, both words apply ...

299 wrathofasma  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:45:56pm

Wow. For the first time reading something about the depraved situation in the Palestinian territories, tears welled up in my eyes. I have seen so much s*** emanating from Palestinian children's shows so I guess I've been desensitized to some degree. But today was different. I never cry at all, but today I did. All those old memories of Sesame Street (my favorite show back then) really got to me. And to think that children in Gaza and the West Bank get the same kind of children's show except the message is really sick.

I'll try to cheer myself up with this little ditty from Monty Python but I don't know if that will help.

300 Trafalgar  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:51:45pm

Saraa, child host: Who are you, and where did you come from?

Nahoul the Bee: I am Nahoul.

Saraa: Nahoul who?

Nahoul the Bee: Nahoul Bee

Sarraa: Nahoul Bee who?

Nahoul the Bee: Nahoul be the next victim of a suicide bombing?

BTW, Saraa's question is right on the money...you're a bee and you're a mouses cousin...Where did you come from?

301 gettinby  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:52:21pm

To describe them as evil, works for me...

Some synonyms for evil:

Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus - Cite This Source
Main Entry: evil
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: immorality
Synonyms: affliction, baseness, blow, calamity, catastrophe, corruption, crime, criminality, curse, debauchery, depravity, devilry, diabolism, disaster, harm, hatred, heinousness, hurt, ill, impiety, indecency, infamy, iniquity, injury, knavery, lewdness, licentiousness, looseness, malevolence, malignity, meanness, mischief, misery, misfortune, obscenity, outrage, pain, perversity, ruin, sin, sinfulness, sorrow, suffering, turpitude, vice, viciousness, vileness, villainy, wickedness, woe, wrong, wrongdoing

302 RedPepper  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 12:58:18pm

"Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us." - Golda Meir

How many years ago was it that Golda Meir said this?

How many more years will go by before it is no longer necessary to repeat it?

303 TMF  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 1:00:19pm

"Que Lastima!"

/Simpsons refernce

304 Salem  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 1:01:27pm

Giving a bee eyelashes and a crescent smile does little to make it look more personable. Mr. Do Bee also sports little gloves and booties and a Caucasian face. The horror of anthropomorphic snack-jockeys. Mr. Steak's mascot is a steer wearing a chef hat, implying that Mr. Steak is a cannibal, or at least has a good attitude about cooking his own for human consumption. At least they had the good sense not to call him Uncle Steak. I have a coffeecup with Mr. Do Bee on one side and Mr. Steak on the other. I'm serious!

305 Dr. Shalit  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 1:02:43pm

re: #296 gettinby

Yes I did remember without lookup. Didn't think Pali TV would be able to come up with a costume for Flub Al Dub.

-S-

306 itellu3times  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 1:04:01pm

re: #255 gettinby

re: #245 savage_nation


Wow, this brings back memories, all those kids shows.

Anyone in here from Southern California remember Sheriff John and Engineer Bill and Hobo Kelly?


Oh.my.goodness...YES!

Grew up in Norwalk from 1949 to 1957/58 (?).

What was the name of the clown that had a tv show also?

You don't mean Chucko The Birthday Clown?

As later satirized by the Firesign Theater.

Engineer Bill - now, there's a new feature for the LGF drinking threads - green light (drink), red light (stop drinking), ... Charles can Ajax it!

308 NiceLass  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 1:08:57pm

Bee? It looks more like a duck that got tangled in a downed wire.

Can't these people get anything right?!

309 gettinby  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 1:09:20pm

re: #306 itellu3times

You don't mean Chucko The Birthday Clown?

I think so! He was local just to SoCal, wasn't he?

/sad for the children of palistinians...no memories of fun.

310 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 1:09:59pm
311 Perplexed  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 1:13:40pm

Hmmm, anyone ever tried mead? I understand that it has the kick of a mule. How sweet is it and does it still have the consistency of honey?

312 jordash1212  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 1:15:54pm

Indoctrination.

313 Chuck Pelto  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 1:19:04pm

TO: Perplexed
RE: [OT] Mead

Hmmm, anyone ever tried mead? I understand that it has the kick of a mule. How sweet is it and does it still have the consistency of honey?

-- Perplexed

It depends upon how you make it.

It can be sweet. It can be dry. It, when done properly, is ALWAYS much more alcoholic than mere wine.

A friend of mine made a batch. Did the champagne process on it as a final step.

It was like champagne with the nuance of honey. My wife took two sips and was giggling like a school-girl for the next hour.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[Alcohol. The last gift of the relenting gods.]

314 kansas  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 1:28:52pm

How long will it bee before the wily Jooos find a big can of Raid? Not long I hope.

315 SteveBrandon  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 1:32:05pm
Me and my friends will follow in the footsteps of Farfour. We will take revenge upon the enemies of Allah, the killer of the prophets and of the innocent children, until we liberate Al-Aqsa from their impurity. We place our trust in Allah.

How's he going to do that? Nahoul's just a toy doll hanging by strings from a studio ceiling. Just cut his strings and he's no threat at all. At least Farfour could move around under his own power.

Nahoul's the least intimidating Islamofascist I've ever seen... oh, pardon me, second least-intimidating. Nahoul's only slightly more intimidating than the chubby American virgin Al-Qaeda spokesblob, Adam Gadahn.

316 wanumba  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 1:34:03pm

A tight expose on who funds this will kill off the nasty critters real quick.
Follow the money. A bankrupt state with crap GDP does not have the cash to spend on TV shows.
Those naive NGOs still paying or deeper pockets? If Disney had done their usual job of copyright infringement attack with Mickey, which in this case, would have been in the interests of not only our national security but World Peace, the bee would have been smoked before it got out of the hive.

317 slumbering behemoth  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 1:34:34pm

re: #27 coquimbojoe

Ah ha! I've always suspected them to be needle-dick bug-fuckers.

318 Kulhwch  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 1:54:44pm

    It's pointless to ask, one can tell by merely looking that THAT is a Don't Bee, for sure ... I think it's going to take a special hit squad to deal with this ...

}:)     [*I*, on the other hand, am a Do Bee ... ]

319 Cognito  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 2:29:33pm

re: #193 pat

Cognito
Another take on the Saudi story. A worthwhile one.
[Link: www.jihadwatch.org...]

Hey Pat, that's the same story I posted, I think...

320 Bill Jefferson  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 2:33:29pm

"Allah, the killer of the prophets and of the innocent children"

Yep, that seems fitting.

321 Dom  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 3:04:41pm

"empty eyed" - a very good description of that particular creepiness.

322 Walter E. Wallis  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 3:05:21pm

Time to jam every broadcast anywhere in the world that carries crap like this. Time to quarantine nations that allow this crap.

323 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 3:10:30pm
324 Jimash  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 4:52:33pm

"There is no humor in Islam"
Ayatolah Khomeni

325 live4truth  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 5:12:20pm
Video: Killer Bee Replaces Death Cult Mickey

Sick-o's.

Child abuse.

And of course, nothing remotely comparable is to be found in Israel.

326 moebius  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 5:16:46pm

Sick. Sick. Sick. Sick. What is wrong with these people?

Islam a psychopathology.

327 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 5:19:22pm

re: #316 wanumba

A tight expose on who funds this will kill off the nasty critters real quick.
Follow the money. A bankrupt state with crap GDP does not have the cash to spend on TV shows.
Those naive NGOs still paying or deeper pockets? If Disney had done their usual job of copyright infringement attack with Mickey, which in this case, would have been in the interests of not only our national security but World Peace, the bee would have been smoked before it got out of the hive.

Nah. I haven't watched long enough to be sure, but I think it's a cheapo, one or two camera thing. Amateur hour on cable access time like most shows in third world countries. Cost of a few Kalashnikovs, and they probably have tens of thousands of those.

328 DeerMusic  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 5:19:35pm

We have the means to create many 'holey' jihadi warriors.

[Link: 216.140.44.191...]

329 phoenixgirl  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 5:20:33pm

uh, i thought the bee was real until i saw the rope on its back

330 Red Girl in Blue Minnesota  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 5:23:39pm

Are those bombs on the toy blocks?

These wonderful people are just freedom fighters, fathers and mothers.

331 moebius  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 5:23:53pm

It's odd, isn't it? The things Muslims do routinely would be considered psychopathic if a non-Muslim did such things. But we have grown so accustomed to the most psychopathic behavior in Muslims, that it is just Islam as usual when we see such stuff. No real shock.

The saddest part is the Western spineless weenie invertebrates who say we should overlook or accept such things in a multicultural, globalist environment. If the West stood up and said, we won't tolerate this crap any longer, Islam would wither and die on the vine, becoming an impotent little annoyance in the barbaric parts of the world.

We need oil-independence or we need to take over the Saudi oil fields, that the British discovered anyway.

Then we need to slap some sense into lefties and build a huge separation barrier between us and the Muslim world.

It's become abundantly clear that the only moderate Muslim is an apostate.

So total separation and independence is the only solution.

332 scaramouche  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 5:25:59pm

The stole the killer bee idea from another American icon.

333 Mojo Jojo  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 5:39:41pm

At least, they didn't use a Tennessee Tuxedo rip off. A wise ass penguin with a rag on its head would be too much. That would be a crime worthy of carpet bombing.

334 The Green Hornet  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 5:46:35pm

I only got through the first hundred comments or so, so I don't know if anyone else has mentioned this yet... but besides from the total absurdity of the plot, what about the highly visible strings holding up the bee, the stage crew that can be seen to the left of the set in one shot and walking around above the set in another, and is it just me or is somebody's hand going up the bee's ass before it gets lowered down!?!

It appears they are scraping from the bottom of the barrel on production as well as creative writing.

335 EE  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 5:53:10pm

Hamas has taken away the innocence of the children, and fed them a diet of religious bigotry and hatred directed against all Jews, whom they call enemies of Allah and killer of the prophets. It is this antisemitism that is at the root of their hostility to Israel.

It is odd that among the leftist elites of the UK and among the leftist elites of Europe, they think fallaciously that this is a territorial struggle, whereas in reality it is a struggle based on religious bigotry and hatred that cannot be appeased by any territorial concessions.

Since they defame the Jews as "enemies of Allah", there cannot be any recourse for them except to murder the Jews until the Jews are annihilated, to give a victory for Allah.

According to Hamas, all of the land of Israel is an Islamic trust. That includes not only privately owned land, but all state land -- everything. Having once been conquered by Muslims, the land itself was converted to Islam (not only people can be converted, they insist, but land also), and so it is an Islamic trust, and the state of Israel has to be wiped out, and the Jews gotten rid of.

And yet, in the UK, the journalists' union and the academics' union and the rest of the unions only want to wage economic war against Israel, with their boycotts and divestments and however else they can show that they are on the side of those who want to eliminate Israel. They don't want to understand that this is not a territorial dispute, but a religious war. And the holy war against the Jews is part of the same holy war against Christians, and the same holy war against Hindus, and the same holy war against Buddhists, and the same holy war against African animists, and the same holy war against atheists, and the same holy war against everybody who is not an Islamist.

Among the leftist elites of the UK, and of Europe, they have their causality backwards. It isn't any territorial dispute with Israel that is driving the global jihad. It is the religious bigotry toward the kafir -- the Jews, because the Jews are a hundred times fewer in number than the number of Muslims, and the Jewish state because it is many hundreds of times smaller than the lands of the Muslims -- and also the rest of the infidels, those enemies of Allah -- and the insistence on the supremacy of their death cult over all mankind -- that is driving the global jihad.

336 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 5:53:47pm

re: #333 Mojo Jojo

At least, they didn't use a Tennessee Tuxedo rip off. A wise ass penguin with a rag on its head would be too much. That would be a crime worthy of carpet bombing.

Exactly. If they ever mess with Jay Ward then [Bugs Bunny voice], "You know this means war!"

337 missykrissy  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 6:15:09pm

One of the as-yet-understudied phenom. of the modern global culture is the effect on the third world of 'abandonment' - which comes down to the loss by out-migration of ... pretty much anyone worth making a country with. (Nowdays, there are lots of fourth-world pits where anyone with any get-up-and-go has long since gotten up and gone.) The result is much like the wasteland that hit the downtown areas when the more prosperous of the population ( especially the minority population ) left for the suburbs, and left the fringe without resource or leadership. Need I recount that downward spiral? There are a LOT of places where this is now happening on a wider level. Entire nations where the best (most productive) of the male working-age population has fled, leaving behind the less productive elements. (Traditionally women & children, but in the case of our arab 'friends' I would include the class 'drones'.) Most interesting part of this movement is that - once started - it is almost impossible to reverse. The less functional the society as a whole becomes, the greater burden and the less positive options are left for the productive few, increasing the individual draw of 'taking ones chances' as a migrant to another ( hopefully better) nation. This absolutely IMO explains the pit that is the Middle East. Anyone worth the air they breath long since left - what is still their takes valueable oxygen from the sparrows.

338 Dr. Shalit  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 6:42:32pm

re: #331 moebius

The SOFT RACIST BIGOTRY OF LOW EXPECTATIONS! or
"PC" = PsyChosis.

-S-

339 wanumba  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 6:45:30pm

#327 Joshua not a hamster
Heh.

340 Dr. Shalit  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 6:47:44pm

re: #337 missykrissy

missy -

Problem is, in the EU - ask Fjordman - the "DRONES" get to come in too, as ready for this - "Political Refugees."

-S-

341 uptight  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 6:49:45pm
Nahoul: I want to continue the path of my cousin Farfour.

Great - maybe a bunch of Israelis will swat it

342 Dr. Shalit  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 6:52:25pm

re: #341 uptight

Guess I was a day or two early in my comments about rather joining "ROACES for RAID than JEWS for ISLAM!"

-S-

343 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 6:53:15pm

re: #337 missykrissy

In the Palestinian territories there's probably another phenom too. Imagine what sort of people purposefully migrate into a war in order to be jihadis. They have decades of attracting the Islamic world's most hate filled killers.

344 Prince Of Denmark  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 6:57:52pm

At least the "zionist agents" don't have to beat the poor thing to death this time. A good insect repellent should do the trick

345 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 7:01:22pm

re: #344 Prince Of Denmark

I expect that the bee will sting a Jew and die (as bees do when they sting) thus teaching children the valuable lesson that suicide attacks are nature's way! Isn't that a beautiful message?

346 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 7:05:43pm

I highly recommend "Jih Roh" a Japanese animated movie that starts which a child suicide bomber blowing herself up while a policeman begs her not to.

347 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 7:06:29pm

er "with" not "which"

348 Prince Of Denmark  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 7:10:20pm

re: #345 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar

Either way Nahoul doesn't stand a chance. There can't be that many flowers left in Gaza, so when the bee flies across the Israeli border to get nectar, Hamas will probably execute it as a Zionist collaborator

349 RedBullHampster  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 7:16:36pm

We can only hope once the bee is gone Barney will be next. Think of how many songs they can remake.

350 RedBullHampster  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 7:18:13pm

I shoot you, you shoot me, we all live in a jihad family...

351 southernborn  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 7:31:42pm

Nahoul A Hole...

352 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 7:31:50pm

After a little searching I found this which has a picture of another arabic cartoon with bees in them. The name of that cartoon (in the filename) lead to this list of Arabic cartoons where I see two cartoons about bees.

My first thought was to wonder if the "stinging bee = suicide bomber" equivalence has been on Arabic children's TV for a while.

Then I realized that drawing is a sin to Muslims, so they wouldn't have made any of those cartoons.

Then I realized that there is nothing to stop islamists from misdubbing cartoons - evil people that they obviously are (see Nahoul and Farfour above) they probably do mistranslate lots of goes on Arabic TV.

353 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 7:33:02pm

...lots of what goes on Arabic TV.

354 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 7:38:20pm

Ok, they're mostly Japanese cartoons. I recognize some of them and recognize the drawing styles.

Funny, this explains why Arabs, who aren't allowed to be like the Japanese in the slightest, do often like Japan... They didn't grow up with Bugs Bunny (obviously). They grew up with Tezuka's Astro Boy (called Koki in Arabic) and his Kimba the White Lion.

355 Sceptic Tank  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 7:59:45pm

The Arabs of the Occupied Territories aka Palestians, as self-deluded rats and insects works, however Porky Pig would be more appropriate.

356 missykrissy  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 8:07:10pm

I both drink and brew mead & mytheglyn ( a fruit juice/honey mix).

Consistency - depends on how much water you blend in before fermenting - but the ideal is something like a white wine. I like my mead slightly ‘thick’ with a tinge of oak in the aftertaste.

Sweetness - Varies. The higher the proof, the less the sugar. (Sugar becomes alcohol.)

Kick - about like any wine. Brandy levels can be obtained if you work at it.

Flavor - excellent (IMO )

Fermenting time - anywhere from 6 weeks to... ummm... I have a bottle in the cellar that is going on 20 years. If and when it is ever opened, we are looking at either heaven or death-in-a-glass. This is a live yeast process, so it ends when the yeast dies.

Cost - exorbitant ( have you priced good honey?) but worth it!

357 Avary  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 8:09:45pm

OMFG I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Thank you Hamas! LMAO!

358 missykrissy  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 8:17:51pm

re: #340 Dr. Shalit

Yes, but in America they have a hard time getting laid.

(No, that is not a rude snark - it is a valid observation on the limited marriage prospects of total losers and lazy pigs within any culture where women have a free choice of husbands.)

Fewer/poorer marriage prospects translates to lower social status, lower life earnings, and less successful prospects for the next generation. (Plus having to date the bags in Derbornistan. *grin* ) No wonder some folks are pissed.

I speak from experience. (Of a sort) In my school days ( and I went to an 'oil school' ) the 'charming' Saudi gentlemen got... zip. And all the girls were off dating American boys any time they could escape. Heard ( via my then-boyfriend) all sorts of complaints from said 'gentlemen' as to how American co-eds were all stuck up frigid b**ches because the wh*res wouldn't...well, we'll just leave it at wouldn't.

359 NiceLass  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 8:23:28pm

re: #350 RedBullHampster

I shoot you, you shoot me, we all live in a jihad family...

LOL
With a suicide belt and a bomb from me to you
Won't you say you'll splode me too

360 UncleSam  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 8:46:27pm

I think a killer bee is perfectly fitting as a representation the insect hive mentality of Islamists.
Their goal is a worldwide hive of mindless Islamic drones.

361 UncleSam  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 8:51:09pm

Meant "representation of the insect hive mentality."

362 fuseman  Sun, Jul 15, 2007 11:01:15pm

the bribe from disney inc must have been in the multi mils.

363 clutch  Mon, Jul 16, 2007 3:49:28am

Remember this old Monty Python skit?

Half a bee, philosophically, must, ipso facto, half not be.

But half the bee
has got to be,
vis a vis
its entity - do you see?

But can a bee
be said to be
or not to be
an entire bee
when half the bee
is not a bee
due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, 1 2 3,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this retched demi-bee,
half asleep upon my knee,
some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee.

Fiddle dee dum,
Fiddle dee dee,
Eric the half bee.

Ho ho ho,
Tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive employee-ee-ee
[with buzzing in background]
bisected accidentally
one summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally... [together]
...semi-carnally

[spoken]

The end

'Cyril Connelly?'
No! 'Semi-carnally'
Oh!


Cyril Connelly [sung softly and slowly]

364 clutch  Mon, Jul 16, 2007 4:13:26am

Wonder what ol' Nobel Laureate Betty Williams would say about this, since she said that she wants to kill anyone that would harm children and boy oh boy, this harms children. Oh wait, that threat is only directed towards those that she knows won't retaliate in kind (GWB, in this case). Let's see her put her words into action and go over and take out Nahoul the Bee. Yeah, right, all talk, no action; typical leftist poser.

Why is this useless piece of Irish trash living in my country and breathing my air? Take your so-called "peace prize" and haul your withered old @ss back to Ireland.

365 Sunshine 1963  Mon, Jul 16, 2007 5:24:04am

These goofy bastards just crack me up!

366 ryaninzion  Mon, Jul 16, 2007 5:35:20am

It is funny, but it also isn't funny.

These shows are made for young children. I think of my son watching his normal Israeli cartoons and children's programming, and then think about the Palestinian children his age are watching this trash.

These little minds are being taught, before they know any better, to hate and to murder. Imagine the horror if your own child was being taught such things. But in Palestinian society it is accepted.

How in the world can anyone pretend that peace will be born out of this situation?

367 samhein  Mon, Jul 16, 2007 7:04:39am

Does our government STILL say that most of islam is harmless?

How screwed up can one group of people (term used loosely) be?

368 DeerMusic  Mon, Jul 16, 2007 7:18:12am

Nothing can change and no genuine peace will exist until the Palestinian education system (and those in other Muslim countries) is overhauled. Period. Conducting "peace talks" while the next generation of Palestinian children is being poisoned is an exercise in self-delusion and futility.

369 ak47pundit  Mon, Jul 16, 2007 7:43:24am

Nahoul, a name that is close to Ghoul, and as a Ghoul is an arabic monster the name is quite fitting.

370 bulwrk  Mon, Jul 16, 2007 8:46:43am

I’m Nahoul, ahole Farfour’s cousin.

371 ballantrae  Mon, Jul 16, 2007 8:51:46am

Is it just me, or does anyone else find this bee unbelievably creepy.

pron

372 Carl B  Mon, Jul 16, 2007 8:52:03am

re: #368 DeerMusic

Nothing can change and no genuine peace will exist until the Palestinian education system (and those in other Muslim countries) is overhauled. Period. Conducting "peace talks" while the next generation of Palestinian children is being poisoned is an exercise in self-delusion and futility.

In biblical times, G-d didn't allow the Israelites fleeing Egyptian slavery to enter the Promised Land because of their repeated transgressions. Only the next generation was able to do so after wandering in the desert for 40 years and fundamentally changing their behavior. After 50 years of self-imposed victimhood and phony "refugee" status, the paleos have raised their subsequent generation to be even more contemptable then the parents. Shameful.

373 cygnus  Mon, Jul 16, 2007 11:49:28am

A version of the 'Barney' song my nephews used to do:

I hate you, you hate me
Let's hang Barney from a tree
We'll kick him in the butt and shoot him in the head
We'll be glad when Barney's dead.

Typical silly kid's stuff, but I'm sure Hamas would take it seriously!

374 ericjw  Mon, Jul 16, 2007 5:08:01pm

WAIT A MINUTE!

What ever happened to Farfur? Why is he being replaced? The little bumble bee of death said he is replacing Farfur the Rodent who is also a Mouse...


DID FARFUR DIE?

Did he blow himself up? Is he a martyr?

Man, this is a great TV show - plot twists at every corner...

375 spikester  Mon, Jul 16, 2007 5:34:19pm

#374

Yes *sniff* it's true. Farfur has gone to live with All_AH. He was killed by the Evil Phucking Jooo, but shed no tears. He has 72 white lab rats all his own (none of which have an immune system cuz why would they need it)?
Their with All_AH and what not.

Now please join me is singing that Old ROP hem ...
Him! Him! ...no wait... one we all know...
FAR-FUR. FAR-FUR. WHAT WERE THEY FEEDING YOU?


375 LAST!

376 JakeSpiderMonkey  Mon, Jul 16, 2007 11:25:32pm

It looks like the Israelis need to buy a giant-sized can of Raid at the nearest Costco to kill that bastard of a bug. But before the Jooos kill it, can I rip off it's wings? Either that, or vaporize that studio before these people destroy anymore young children's minds?

377 Briana83  Fri, Jul 20, 2007 4:33:22pm

Surely a leader in global bee-had.

378 Ma Sands  Fri, Jul 20, 2007 4:41:56pm

re: #377 Briana83

From inside your football:

Flies without wings can't fly.

I had to do something, to figure out why you'd come all the way back here to post a comment! :) --I guess that line could explain it. :)

379 Briana83  Fri, Jul 20, 2007 6:09:41pm

Do you think someone who would rather be watching Romper Room than the "dumbed-down" news doesn't just search random things on the internet, and post where the heck ever?


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