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-RetweetKos Kidz Supporting the Troops

Mon, Jul 23, 2007 at 12:13:12 pm PDT

More than one troll has posted comments here about the “Killitary” article, claiming it does not represent the Daily Kos “community.” It was a complete fluke. A one-off. Never happen again. I should apologize for getting it so very wrong.

Currently on the Daily Kos “recommended” list: Daily Kos: I Support The Troops.

Hello, I’m A. Whitney Brown, and I support our brave troops overseas. We all do and we all should. But what about those troops who are not so brave? Perhaps they just signed up hoping for some extra money for college, for the medical insurance, or even some hot gay military sex.

Suddenly they find themselves in Iraq for the fourth or fifth time and they’re not so brave. In fact they’re crapping in their pants. Shouldn’t we support them just as much? I think we should. In fact we should support them more, because a brave man does but once, whereas a coward dies a thousand deaths.

And we should say we support them, because, frankly, it just doesn’t get said often enough.

Imagine, for example, if anytime any politician mentions any aspect of the war they prefaced their statement by saying ‘I support our troops’, or ‘I support our brave troops’ or even ‘I support our brave troops, even though some of them are gay or scared sh*tless’.

And not just politicians, but religious leaders, news people, commercial businesses, beverage makers, car companies, defense lobbyists - they should all say they support our troops whenever they’re trying to sell their products or pimp their talking points. Because it’s the right thing to say.

Now, I can’t make people say they support our troops. But if I’m the only one who’s willing to stand up and say ‘I support our troops’, then I’ll say it; I support our troops - cowards, queers, and all. ...

So yes, I resent my support for the killing of Iraqis for which I get not even a memento or trophy. But do I still support the individual men and women who have given so much to serve their country?

No. I think they’re a bunch of idiots. I also think they’re morally retarded. Because they sign a contract that says they will kill whoever you tell me to kill. And that is morally retarded.

Friends, the most important moral decision a man makes in the course of a day is “Who am I going to kill today?”

That’s a decision you should agonize over, dream about, rehearse in your mind for hours, not just leave up to some hare-brained President you didn’t even vote for.

A man’s killing list is a very personal matter. It should be between him and those persistent voices in his head.

So to sum up, I don’t like our troops, I don’t like what they’re doing, I don’t like their fat, whining families, and yet, I support them. Thank God I live in a free country. Thank You.

(Hat tip: Killgore.)

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1 Cognito  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:15:15pm
But do I still support the individual men and women who have given so much to serve their country?

No. I think they’re a bunch of idiots. I also think they’re morally retarded.

Well, well, well. The mask is slipping, isn't it?

2 bulwrk  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:15:32pm

WTF?

3 Yashmak  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:15:50pm

Well, obviously there were 2 flukes.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

4 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:16:42pm

Fools like this dont deserve the protection the Military gives them.

5 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:17:55pm

It's on the recommended list and look at all those "supportive" komments!

6 Cognito  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:18:39pm
So to sum up, I don’t like our troops, I don’t like what they’re doing, I don’t like their fat, whining families, and yet, I support them.

I mean come on. This is so egregious it makes me wonder if somebody's not pulling Kos's leg.

Disgusting.

7 Naughtius  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:18:54pm

So... much... self-loathing...

8 Milk Toast Intolerant  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:19:48pm

Amused,

Are you keeping tabs on these kinds of posts?

9 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:20:01pm

Where's amused and sandrine, to tell us this is a tiny minority of Kos Kidz?

/tiny minority - where have i heard that before?

10 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:20:10pm

Fact check here:

Charles Johnson never served in the Military.

Kos did.

11 bulwrk  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:20:16pm

A man’s killing list is a very personal matter. It should be between him and those persistent voices in his head.


Note to kos kids/
most of us don't hear voices in our heads

12 Spider Mensch  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:20:39pm

I guess the "A" stands for "A@@-hole".

13 steve  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:20:53pm

To: A Whitney Brown
From: Steve

"But what about those troops who are not so brave? Perhaps they just signed up hoping for some extra money for college, for the medical insurance, or even some hot gay military sex."

This is an interesting comment. But there are only 2 reason that the military exists. 1. To break things and 2. To kill the enemy.

If people join up the must be smart enough to understand this. So the question I have for you is... Do you understand what the military exists for?

14 hockeymum  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:21:01pm

re: #10 jellobob

This is relevant how?

15 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:21:01pm

re: #8 Milk Toast Intolerant

Chen Zen just showed up a few threads down too.

16 Spiny Norman  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:21:15pm

re: #7 Naughtius

So... much... self-loathing...

If asked if there is anything they love about America, they'd momentarily stammer for an answer, then tell you to f*ck off.

17 vonzeitgeist  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:21:21pm

Arrogance like that earns a very special place in hell, I have no doubt.

18 forrest  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:21:25pm

didn't that douchebag Awhitneybrown used to be on SNL or something?

19 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:21:45pm

re: #10 jellobob

Your point being?

20 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:21:50pm

"This is an interesting comment. But there are only 2 reason that the military exists. 1. To break things and 2. To kill the enemy."

I never saw those in a mission statement.

21 Paul  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:21:54pm

So over the top that I'd suspect a moby, except that it was posted at Kos.

22 surrounded  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:22:07pm

Does he understand how his country got free?

23 Naughtius  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:22:16pm

re: #10 jellobob

Fact check here:

Charles Johnson never served in the Military.

Kos did.

Sure, nice that Kos could be a REMF, because that *so* gives him the moral authority over the rest of us.

24 hockeymum  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:22:19pm

I wonder what The Whitney Brown thinks?

25 jemima  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:22:20pm

Hot gay sex?!

Is there something wrong with that too?

26 brent  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:22:21pm

Oh no, thank you.

Thank you, now evaluate your list of people to kill, put your name at the top, and pull the plug.

Again, thank you.

27 Yashmak  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:22:22pm
Charles Johnson never served in the Military.

Kos did.

When you have no counter, attempt to deflect. Good job bob.

I have to say though, Whitney does provide a pretty good satire of the left in that article. . . Too bad it probably wasn't meant as satire.

28 Spiny Norman  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:22:37pm

re: #15 Killgore Trout

re: #8 Milk Toast Intolerant

Chen Zen just showed up a few threads down too.

To remind us that anyone can post articles at DKos...

::eye roll::

29 NoSubmission  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:23:00pm
What am I going to do with a bunch of dead Iraqis? Plus I don’t even get to keep them. I mean, I might like to have a skull or something to use as a paperweight, on my desk. I’m not saying I would, but it might be a nice gesture to send out a few skulls out to those of us who are paying the cost.
You know you can adopt a kid for 15 dollars a month in Brazil or somewhere and you get pictures of them living their miserable lives. But I have paid hundreds of dollars in taxes over my lifetime, hundreds of dollars, and I don’t have so much as a single picture of an Iraqi child that I paid to have killed. It would be nice to just have something, you know, to remember them by... a picture, a lock of hair, perhaps a necklace of ears...


I just don't know what to say about these people anymore...

30 tripster  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:23:10pm

To paraphrase: I support them but they are a bunch of friggin idiots to volunteer to protect me and allow me freedom to spout insipid crap like this.

What an ASSHAT!

On the plus side, he is willing to let the mask drop and show us what he really thinks, unlike many.

31 Carol Herman  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:23:11pm

Oh, pleeze.

What I find fascinating, however, is that this Markos character makes more money by spouting the crap he does. So says Glenn Reynolds, today.

By now most sentient humans are aware that the media is very bent, leftward. And, they make a lot of noise.

Is it supposed to frighten you?

Me? I haven't bothered looking at Kos. Nor do I read newspapers. Other than reading about them when the statistics show up. And, they're readership is down. And, their viewerships are off. Most of the time, in business, when this happens, you look inward. IF you're making buggy whips? Chances are you've got to change the stuff you're manufacturing. Or lose customers.

While this summer, I did learn that the Lebanese Army CONQUERED their ENEMY: THE PRESS.

They did this by sustaining the "damage" that came when the press declared "they were losers."

And, yes, taking their time made sense. Since no journalist was gonna stick around for long. First, came sleep. And, then vacations. While the press was sure its bases were covered. Because they reported that the Labenese Army lost to a rag tag bunch of syrian terrorists.

Oh, the Lebanese Army was smart enough NOT TO ALLOW PICTURE TAKING. So on any one day the rubble looked about the same. Till nothing was left standing.

We can all learn lessons from how you "lose" to the press.

32 BH  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:23:58pm

y'know, I almost miss the days when the left didn't 'support' the troops. They were still scum, but at least they were honest scum.

33 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:24:14pm

Trolls a plenty these days.

34 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:24:17pm

re: #29 NoSubmission

That comment reveals more about the author's inner life than I want to know.

35 HoundDog5.56  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:24:35pm

Now THAT is entertaining.

You can't get that kind of entertainment just anywhere!

36 Sharmuta  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:24:43pm

re: #6 Cognito

You might even work with someone who thinks this way. Who knows?

37 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:25:01pm

"Sure, nice that Kos could be a REMF, because that *so* gives him the moral authority over the rest of us."

What gives you the right to diminish his service?

38 TimK[deleted]  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:25:05pm
39 Cognito  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:25:16pm

Wait, wait. This guy is a washed up comedian who was on SNL back in the day. It's satire.

I've not worked out the details yet, but so far I'm leaning toward "not funny."

40 Paul  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:25:18pm

re: #10 jellobob

Fact check here:

Charles Johnson never served in the Military.

Kos did.

Oh my God! Shut down LGF immediately!

41 nashoa  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:25:28pm

What is so really sad is they actually think they are mainstream.

42 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:25:29pm

re: #33 Killgore Trout

Indeed. Although I seem to be doing ok pissing people off today, my kids included.

How's Zoe? Lucius is mad at me being away from home so much and is leaving me little presents in my shoes.

43 oilbertan  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:25:30pm

And don't ever question their patriotism because then they might ... cry? Bunch of weenies who look to those sophisticated Euroweenies for their cues. If any of the kos kidz had half a clue and were patriotic rather than being a bunch of bds deranged moonbats they would be able to get their craniums out of their rectums and see that there is a war going on and the target is their beloved/hated Amerika. I am certain that despite all of the empirical evidence otherwise that most of these morons still see Islam as the RoP. Go back to sleep kidz, we'll wake you when it's over.

44 brent  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:25:52pm

Oh yeah, and hot gay sex?

Since when did being liberal or progressive, whatever, mean being homophobic? It's completely rampant in their argument style of late (say last 5 years).

Just throwing that out there, seems kind of like the Left really has moved a long from its peace loving roots.

45 Jeff MacMillan  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:25:56pm

I'm feeling it.. Oh yes.. Military love from the Daily Kos. Here it comes.. It's coming.. Oh yes... yes... Yes... uhm...nevermind.

46 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:25:56pm

As a retired soldier, the father of a current soldier, the son of a soldier and the grandson of many soldiers allow me to just say this: yawn.

Ankle biters like this guy mean nothing to us.

47 WilliamC  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:26:15pm
I don’t like our troops, I don’t like what they’re doing, I don’t like their fat, whining families, and yet, I support them. Thank God I live in a free country. Thank You.


WTF!?

48 Cognito  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:26:22pm

re: #36 Sharmuta

re: #6 Cognito

You might even work with someone who thinks this way. Who knows?

Well. All right. So might you, for what that's worth.

49 Sharmuta  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:26:23pm

re: #10 jellobob

Which one said, "Screw them"?

50 Milk Toast Intolerant  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:26:28pm

To anyone who even entertains the idea that this is yet another Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, just look at the ratings these posts receive. What's telling is how the DailyKos community reacts to these venomous posts.

51 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:26:29pm

Fact check:

Jellobob is a troll, using "Hey, look over there!" as a diversionary tactic.

52 Yashmak  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:26:36pm
What gives you the right to diminish his service?

What makes his service relevant? Did he write the articles? Did Charles use anythign other than posters at Kos' own website as evidence against him? No. Military service or lack thereof has absolutely no bearing on this.

53 NoSubmission  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:26:48pm

Get out the Ted Rall 'Support Our Goons' yellow ribbon Trucker hats!

This, is not satire.

54 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:26:48pm

re: #42 Lucius Septimius

She's doing well and growing like a weed.

55 Spiny Norman  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:26:49pm

re: #37 jellobob

"Sure, nice that Kos could be a REMF, because that *so* gives him the moral authority over the rest of us."

What gives you the right to diminish his service?

What gives Markos the right to defame those who are currently serving?

56 ZionistYoungster  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:26:53pm

It's tagged as snark, and the diarist insists it's snark, but not all of the commenters are taking it kindly:

Fat Whining Families"? (8+ / 0-)

Excuse me, but I was a Navy Wife for 15 years, and I found this gratuitous insult unnecessary. Military pay, despite what the GAO claims, is low, and a lot of families are on food stamps or using food banks to eke out the month. I know a dozen recipes that use rice or pasta as the main ingredient. Every military wife does. I found this entire diary insulting.

Even as snark, even as a representation of Republican group think, it isn't funny.

by irishwitch on Mon Jul 23, 2007 at 09:52:31 AM PDT

And this chain of comments:

Wow (3+ / 0-)

I cannot believe that anyone would find this funny.
I read this thinking that it would be pro troops but actually all you are doing is calling them a bunch of killers.
I hope no one else on here who has lost a family member in Iraq, as I have, reads this.
Extremely upsetting.

by AJsMom on Mon Jul 23, 2007 at 10:39:19 AM PDT

(to which the reply is:)

Let me say this politely as possible (2+ / 0-)

Dkos is probably not the site for you.

by Jank2112 on Mon Jul 23, 2007 at 10:47:33 AM PDT

(to which the reply is:)

How dare you say that (3+ / 0-)

to a Gold Star family member.

Are you serious?

There are a whole lot more military families on this site than you must imagine, such as myself, who are Democrats.

We just don't find it funny to snark about the suffering and deaths of our loved ones. A little empathy would have been nice on your part.

by worried dem on Mon Jul 23, 2007 at 10:52:57 AM PDT

(to which the reply is:)

When I read the diary (2+ / 0-)

most of the snark was directed towards the suffering and deaths of the Iraqis.

Not your loved ones.

In reality, the 200:1 Iraqi:US kill ratio is quite admirable, and something that you and your family can be justifiable proud of.

by Roadbed Guy on Mon Jul 23, 2007 at 11:35:19 AM PDT

And to AJsMom's post above (titled "Wow"), the diarist has this response:

I apologize if you are offended in any way. (7+ / 0-)

It is not my intent to make any one feel badly about the people who are being killed by the troops who are going over to any foreign country to kill people or to help prevent those who have been sent to kill them from being killed by the ones they are trying to kill, and most especially it is not my intent to denigrate or offend those who have had a loved one killed, whether he or she was killed by the people they were sent to kill and didn't kill in time, or accidentally by one of the people who was sent there to help them kill them, or even by some other person who had a loved one killed and decided to kill someone else in revenge, or even those who were killed by one of the good killers by mistake. They are all heroes.

by AWhitneyBrown on Mon Jul 23, 2007 at 10:52:12 AM PDT

They aren't monolithic, the Kossacks... thing is, the saner ones are being pushed away by the true-red moonbats. Popcorn time, as they say.

57 Mortis  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:26:53pm

I served.

And if he doesn't want to support me, or my fat, whining family, he doesn't have to.

Just finally get it out in the open.

Proclaim your pacifism, and disdain for anything in camo.

Just do it and shut up so we can talk about something more important.

Like Type O Negative or something.

58 cwxyzallen  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:27:43pm

I typed "serial killers democrat" into google and I found this [Link: www.crimelibrary.com...]

"It was not long before (John Wayne) Gacy caught the attention of Robert F. Matwick, the Democratic township committeeman for Norwood Park. As a free service to the community, Gacy and his employees volunteered to clean-up Democratic Party headquarters. Gacy further impressed Matwick when the contractor dressed up as "Pogo the Clown" and entertained children at parties and hospitals."

"Unaware of Gacy's past and impressed by his sense of duty and dedication towards the community, Matwick nominated Gacy to the street lighting commission. In 1975, Gacy became the secretary treasurer. It seemed as if Gacy's dreams of success were beginning to come true; however his career in politics would be short-lived. Troubles started to brew when rumors began to circulate about Gacy having homosexual interest in teenage boys."

The list of serial killers and mass murderers borne from the Democratic party is astounding!

59 Lightning_Man  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:28:00pm

re: #37 jellobob

What gives you the right to diminish his service?


What gives you the right to diminish Charles's service to America?

61 Jeff MacMillan  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:28:50pm

#10 jelliobob
"Fact check here:

Charles Johnson never served in the Military.

Kos did."

And Kos did in order to speak German off the Army's Dime.
In fact, if you read his thoughts right on the Daily Kos concerning his book Crashing the Gate, he seems quite proud of milking the army's money for his own personal, selfish use.

62 shoeless  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:28:55pm

I'm sure they will find a way to explain this away.

63 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:28:55pm

re: #10 jellobob

I served. As a paratrooper. As an infantryman. As a sniper. As a combat vet. Charles Johnson is a far more decent and honorable man than Kos ever was.

64 SusanL  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:29:21pm

OK, short, sweet and not very lady like: F*** Y** Whitney Brown.

Susan

65 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:29:28pm

Which one said, "Screw them"?

That was not about our service members, but contractors.

66 nyc redneck  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:29:36pm

these jerks are like obnoxious spoiled brats playing on a playground, completely unaware of the danger that looms around them in the real world.

unbelievable.

67 brent  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:29:45pm

A. Whitney Brown?

OMG, that guy? Once he stepped out of the pope bit he used to do, he was for crap.

I really would have lost on a "Dead or not dead" trivia question about that guy. Oh well, if in doubt, be as offensive as possible - sort of works for Ted R*ll.

68 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:29:56pm

It's interesting to note that now that we've linked to it there are dissenting comments showing up. It's also fading off the recommended list.

69 Mardukhai  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:30:00pm

I used to like A. Whitney Brown when he was on Saturday Night Live for a year or two way back when.

I am so disappointed.

70 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:30:01pm

"I served. As a paratrooper. As an infantryman. As a sniper. As a combat vet. Charles Johnson is a far more decent and honorable man than Kos ever was."

Have you met either?

71 RobCon  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:30:10pm

A peek inside the mind of an Obama voter. Scary.

72 nnptcgrad  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:30:12pm

re: #10 jellobob

My dad never served either. However he was trying to get in to the Naval Academy when he fell off a roof (in Mexico-he's lucky he lived-long story) and broke his back. Does he parrot this vile commentary? No fortunately, or we probably wouldn't be on speaking terms. Does the fact that Markos served mean he is always right? Like Absolute Moral Authority?

/end rant

Anybody betting on how long before this becomes an un-post?

73 itellu3times  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:30:18pm

re: #11 bulwrk

A man’s killing list is a very personal matter. It should be between him and those persistent voices in his head.


Note to kos kids/
most of us don't hear voices in our heads

Note to kos kidz/
most of us don't have killing lists,
nor is that how the military runs operations.

74 Sharmuta  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:30:28pm

re: #65 jellobob

So that makes it okay?!

75 Milk Toast Intolerant  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:30:33pm

re: #29 NoSubmission

From the quote you cited,

What am I going to do with a bunch of dead Iraqis? Plus I don’t even get to keep them. I mean, I might like to have a skull or something to use as a paperweight, on my desk. I’m not saying I would, but it might be a nice gesture to send out a few skulls out to those of us who are paying the cost. You know you can adopt a kid for 15 dollars a month in Brazil or somewhere and you get pictures of them living their miserable lives. But I have paid hundreds of dollars in taxes over my lifetime, hundreds of dollars, and I don’t have so much as a single picture of an Iraqi child that I paid to have killed. It would be nice to just have something, you know, to remember them by... a picture, a lock of hair, perhaps a necklace of ears...

I will bet you a nice lunch at a quality restaurant that this fella doesn't work much. Most of us paid thousands in taxes, and even more.

76 'sugarcoat'  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:30:33pm

I'm one of those twisted peaceniks. I think we should give peace a chance.
But I think it should be a world-wide thing. There's no song called "Let There Be Peace In American Suburbia, and the Rest of You Can Suck It Up.", but there is a song, "Let there be Peace On Earth".

As long as there are dictators, I can't get what I want. My dream of peace is not going to happen as long as there are asshats taking over countries and terrorizing the people within said country.
Without our military, Hitler's regime would still be in place, and spread over Europe.
Saddam would still be in power, and his regime would still be growing.
That's not peace.

77 NoSubmission  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:30:38pm

It's as much 'snark' as was Kerry's comments about the troops being 'stuck in irak'. They say they are joking, but they aren't. The bile comes a little too easy for this guy.

78 ibmkeyboard  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:31:01pm
"But what about those troops who are not so brave? Perhaps they just signed up hoping for some extra money for college, for the medical insurance, or even some hot gay military sex."


Yeah baby,

And don't forget the haircut, I just loves those military haircuts.

Waves a limp wrist at everyone.


I always tried to wear pink undershirts and purple briefs and
sometimes that drill instructor was a real bitch..

And riding munitions convey with Butch was a real thrill.

79 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:31:12pm

"What gives you the right to diminish Charles's service to America?"

He's serving America?

80 Lightning_Man  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:31:26pm

Jellobob, master of irrelevancies.re: #70 jellobob

"I served. As a paratrooper. As an infantryman. As a sniper. As a combat vet. Charles Johnson is a far more decent and honorable man than Kos ever was."

Have you met either?


Jellobob, master of irrelevancies.

81 ibrodsky  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:31:38pm
So to sum up, I don’t like our troops, I don’t like what they’re doing, I don’t like their fat, whining families, and yet, I support them. Thank God I live in a free country. Thank You.

/Oblivious to the relationship between our military and our freedom.

82 nuke gingrich  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:31:58pm

re: #10 jellobob

Marcos has his own problems to deal with
The Truth about Kos

83 MrMom  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:32:08pm

re: #10 jellobob

Fact check here:

Charles Johnson never servedin bashed the Military.

Kos did.

Fixed that for ya!

84 Lightning_Man  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:32:22pm

PIMF. New features are my enemy.

85 FrogMarch  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:32:26pm

Coming up next on KOS... Hillary and Obama speak truth to power and CNN/Youtube work to get the "youth" vote of America.

86 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:32:26pm

re: #70 jellobob

You can learn a hell of a lot more about a man by reading what he writes week in and week out than by just shaking his hand.

87 RTLM  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:32:39pm

There should be a screen shot of that comment.

88 markie  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:33:02pm

Twitney Brown, more like it.

Supports the twoofs.

89 Lightning_Man  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:33:03pm

re: #79 jellobob

He's serving America?


Every day. With this blog.

90 hockeymum  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:33:28pm

Jelloblob

What are your credentials, so I can tell when I should listen to you? Do your really believe that only economists should discuss money? weathermen weather? chefs cooking? etc.

91 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:33:30pm

"You can learn a hell of a lot more about a man by reading what he writes week in and week out than by just shaking his hand."

I learned that talk is cheap when I was in the Army.

I guess you didn't.

92 Yashmak  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:33:51pm

So jello, are you defending A Whitney Brown's post, or just pointlessly trolling?

93 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:34:00pm

re: #60 Cognito

If he did this in a night club I wouldn't object (although I still wouldn't find it funny). It takes on a whole new dimension in a political forum. I have no problem with jokes about Blacks or Jews or Gays but when they told at a Klan rally it becomes a different story.

94 commander_vimes  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:34:22pm

re: #69 Mardukhai

I used to like A. Whitney Brown when he was on Saturday Night Live for a year or two way back when.

I am so disappointed.

Oh good, someone else noticed the SNL connection.

Can't help, given how close on the heels this is to the killitary thing, thinking that this might be a hoax to make conservatives "overreact" to "obvious satire".

Not defending it, just suggesting...

95 Lightning_Man  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:34:28pm

re: #91 jellobob

I learned that talk is cheap when I was in the Army.


So we should ignore you, then?

96 ointmentfly  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:34:30pm

None of her whiney BS matters. The president of the United Staes is the commander in cheif and decides how and when troops are used. Liberals, because they are unable to A.) Elect their choice for president or B.) Unelect president Bush is left to ponder the troops and whether they "like" them or not.

97 steve  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:34:35pm

OT

To NY NANA:
Here are some of the stats on my father who just passed away.
Date of enlistment August 1941
Date of retirement September 1962

Occupational specialty Air Mechanic Gunner
Airplane Maintenance Tech.
Top gunner B-17

Awards:
Good Conduct
American Defense
2 Bronze Stars to ETO Ribbon
Good Conduct Medal with 2 loops
National Defense Service Medal
AFLSA w/3 OLC
GCMDL w/1 Si Cl
AFLSA w/4 Br OLC

I have no idea what some of these are but there must be somebody who could translate them.

Stationed at Deophgreen (sp) Field during the war.
8th Air Force
452 Bomb group
Block L (Black square with a white L in the middle)

98 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:34:44pm

jelloblob, I'm curious... I can assume that, from all your moral preening on the subject, you've served in the military, right?

If so, some details, please. Thanks a bunch.

99 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:34:48pm

re: #70 jellobob

"I served. As a paratrooper. As an infantryman. As a sniper. As a combat vet. Charles Johnson is a far more decent and honorable man than Kos ever was."

Have you met either?

Don't have to. "You will know them by their fruits."

100 Cognito  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:35:09pm

re: #93 Killgore Trout

re: #60 Cognito

If he did this in a night club I wouldn't object (although I still wouldn't find it funny). It takes on a whole new dimension in a political forum. I have no problem with jokes about Blacks or Jews or Gays but when they told at a Klan rally it becomes a different story.

Hey, yeah, I'm not defending the dude. Like I said, "formerly funny."

101 ointmentfly  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:35:30pm

re: #96 ointmentfly
Shoulda used spellcheck...

102 FrogMarch  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:35:36pm

re: #37 jellobrain

"Sure, nice that Kos could be a REMF, because that *so* gives him the moral authority over the rest of us."

What gives you the right to diminish his service?


Actually KOS and John Kerry were the only two people to ever serve in the US military. That's it! We should throw a party for them.

103 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:35:38pm

"What are your credentials, so I can tell when I should listen to you?"

Me? I'm just a schmuck, and you shouldn't listen to me at all.

"Do your really believe that only economists should discuss money?
weathermen weather? chefs cooking? etc."

I do value direct experience, yes.

Life is so much more coplicated beyond a keyboard.

104 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:35:40pm

re: #91 jellobob

And yet you offer nothing but cheap talk.

105 itellu3times  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:35:43pm

re: #91 jellobob

"You can learn a hell of a lot more about a man by reading what he writes week in and week out than by just shaking his hand."

I learned that talk is cheap when I was in the Army.

We can see that.

106 Russkilitlover  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:35:44pm

re: #29 NoSubmission


"Hundreds of dollars" you've paid in tax money? When your count reaches tens of thousands of dollars with no end in sight, then you can come back and talk about governmental responsibilities with YOUR money. From my perch, I see thousands upon thousands of dollars of MY MONEY poured down drain after drain.

If my money is going to securing the freedom of my country, at least that is money better spent than 99.9% of the "domestic spending" crap that I've been coerced and bullied into forking out.

That is, if this is just a question of money...

107 Lightning_Man  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:36:19pm

re: #103 jellobob

Me? I'm just a schmuck, and you shouldn't listen to me at all.


Activating GAZE.

108 Buck  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:36:46pm

re: #10 jellobob

Fact check here:

Charles Johnson never served in the Military.

Kos did.


AND THAT FACT should excuse and validate EVERYTHING KOS does from that moment on.

Nope. We make people account for what they say and do TODAY.

109 ZionistYoungster  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:36:46pm

John Coward Kerry served in the military. Whatever good he did then (doubtful, but let's do a courtesy) was more than offset by the damage, from his comparison of his fellow combatants to Genghis Khan's hordes, up to the recent blunders, gaffes and treasonous dealings of today.

Charles is far, far more of service to his country than either JOKErry or Markos Moulitsas Effeminate Zuniga. As the Good Book says (Zechariah 4:6): "Not by might, nor by power, but by My spirit, saith the LORD of hosts." The mental support that the troops receive is crucial, especially with today's TreasonMedia doing everything to give aid and comfort to the enemy. It doesn't matter a bit that Howard Zinn was a bomber during WWII--he did his job then, but now, with his self-loathing, anti-American essays, he's undoing all his good legacy. As is Markos when he lets such things be posted on his site.

And I served in the IDF, for the record.

110 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:37:20pm

jelloblob, some details of your Army service, please.

111 Paul  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:37:20pm

re: #70 jellobob

I haven't met either Charles or Kos but I've been reading their postings for the past several years, and I can only conclude Kos is a weasel, his military service not being germane. I haven't met you but I already don't like you, nothing personal but you seem to be a jerk.

112 shaneborgess  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:37:33pm

When some Osama tape shows up the left buzzes with excitement - more proof that Chimpy McHaliburton hasn't found Osama Bin Laden.

Those who are Anti-Islamofascist have our own spokesman.

General George S. Patton. 2007 version.

113 ec marm  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:37:37pm

re: #58 cwxyzallen
Can you name the wife of a former (disgraced, imo) President (D-GA) that Gacy was photographed with?

114 tripster  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:37:46pm

re: #70 jellobob

"I served. As a paratrooper. As an infantryman. As a sniper. As a combat vet. Charles Johnson is a far more decent and honorable man than Kos ever was."

Have you met either?

You know, now that I think about it. I never have seen them together at a party.

Hum, I wonder, could it be. NAH!

115 steve  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:37:54pm

re: #10 jellobob

Fact check here:

Charles Johnson never served in the Military.

Kos did.

Jellobob: So did Timothy McVay. Whats you point?

116 hockeymum  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:37:55pm

re: #107 Lightning_Man

Yes, I am all for taking a man at his word.

117 nuke gingrich  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:39:17pm

re: #103 jellobob

"What are your credentials, so I can tell when I should listen to you?"

Me? I'm just a schmuck, and you shouldn't listen to me at all.

"Do your really believe that only economists should discuss money?
weathermen weather? chefs cooking? etc."

I do value direct experience, yes.

Life is so much more coplicated beyond a keyboard.

OMG! It's the reverse chickenhawk meme.
We're Dooomed

118 sattv4u2  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:39:18pm

re: #64 SusanL

OK, short, sweet and not very lady like: F*** Y** Whitney Brown.

Susan

I dunno Susan. Sounds like a PERFECT "lady" to me, one that knows WHEN to be and when NOT to be one !

119 Sharmuta  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:39:20pm

re: #115 steve

Jellobob: So did Timothy McVay. Whats you point?

Nice.

120 Yashmak  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:39:30pm

re: #115 steve

Whats your point?

If he had one, he probably would've answered one of the half-dozen similar comments posted already.

121 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:39:45pm

jelloblob, if you could tear yourself away for a moment from that "How to talk like you've served in the military" website for just one moment, I'd really love to hear some details about your Army days. C'mon, humor me.

122 Milk Toast Intolerant  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:39:58pm

re: #79 jellobob

"What gives you the right to diminish Charles's service to America?"

He's serving America?

Hell, yeah! The work that Charles is doing is a million times more important to this country than anything Markos has or will ever do. I'll let you guess what that job is.

123 tfc3rid  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:40:20pm

I doubt it is satire but this clown is a former writer for SNL...

If it IS satire, it isn't funny...

124 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:40:47pm

Don't tell me, jelloblob, let me guess: Ranger? Special Forces? Delta? SuperSecret Ninja Brigade?

125 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:41:13pm

"jelloblob, I'm curious... I can assume that, from all your moral preening on the subject, you've served in the military, right?"

I spent a few years in the Army when I was a younger man.

The Army has never been a terribly picky organization. Anyone's son or daughter will do. I miss it some days, others not so much.

But it amuses me to see such broad sweeping stereotypes applied by those who never served.

126 ibrodsky  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:41:30pm

re: #10 jellobob

Fact check here:

Charles Johnson never served in the Military.

Kos did.

So if there are more people here that have served than at Kos, does that mean we are more credible?

127 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:41:58pm

re: #91 jellobob

I learned that talk is cheap when I was in the Army.

I learned a lot of things in the Army. I learned about duty to my country and my fellow soldiers. I learned about honor and how it mandates that I fulfill my sacred oath. I learned about the brotherhood of warriors and the beauty working side by side defending something bigger than any of us. I learned how to drive on when I didn't want to. I leaned how to suffer without complaining. I learned how take care of myself in the most dangerous of situations. I leaned how to overcome fear. I leaned how to ignore pain. I learned how to shoot, move and communicate. I learned all of that.

I must have been on leave when they taught "talk is cheap>"

128 MrMom  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:42:56pm

re: #103 jellobob

"What are your credentials, so I can tell when I should listen to you?"

Me? I'm just a schmuck, and you shouldn't listen to me at all.

"Do your really believe that only economists should discuss money?
weathermen weather? chefs cooking? etc."

I do value direct experience, yes.

Life is so much more coplicated beyond a keyboard.

Nice dodge...the ol' 'life's mysterious'. Punk.

129 NoSubmission  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:43:14pm

re: #125 jellobob

I spent a few years in the Army when I was a younger man.


Dishonorable discharge? And when was this alleged service?

130 Yashmak  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:43:19pm
But it amuses me to see such broad sweeping stereotypes applied by those who never served.

You mean, like the ones by A Whitney Brown?

131 Sharku  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:43:21pm

Jellobob,
Nice nick, I suppose you are describing your spine with it.

132 steve  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:43:46pm

What a minute: How does jellobob know that KOS served in the military!
Has KOS posted this? Is jellobob a friend? Or is Jellobob really KOS himself?

133 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:44:29pm

re: #124 Occasional Reader

Don't tell me, jelloblob, let me guess: Ranger? Special Forces? Delta? SuperSecret Ninja Brigade?

Like Eddie Murphy's character in Trading Places - he's pretending he's a homeless vet (with no legs) & the police say "I was in Vietnam too. What unit were you in?" He replies "Oh, I was in the 5th Special Services Unit Battalion Special Division Battalion Unit."

134 1sttofight  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:45:04pm

Perhaps they just signed up hoping for some extra money for college, for the medical insurance, or even some hot gay military sex.


Any one want to guess which one Kos joined for?

135 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:45:37pm

re: #129 NoSubmission

re: #125 jellobob


I spent a few years in the Army when I was a younger man.

Dishonorable discharge? And when was this alleged service?

I'm betting on a bad conduct discharge.

136 decaffeine  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:45:49pm

I couldn't find one comment on DK criticising this pile of crap. What a bunch of a$$hats.

137 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:45:52pm

"Don't tell me, jelloblob, let me guess: Ranger? Special Forces? Delta? SuperSecret Ninja Brigade?"

I was in logistics. Nothing exciting.

In fact, if I really didn't like you, I would bore you with the details.

My brother was in Armor (Tanks). His stories are much more interesting.

138 saltmarsh  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:46:01pm

re: #65 jellobob

Which one said, "Screw them"?

That was not about our service members, but contractors.

jellobob

over here

lower

lower

lower

just a little lower

GAZE

/enjoy

139 Yashmak  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:46:14pm

In the worlds of Kos himself (regarding these diaries)

"so damn ugly."

140 ibrodsky  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:46:16pm

re: #125 jellobob

re: #125 jellobob

"jelloblob, I'm curious... I can assume that, from all your moral preening on the subject, you've served in the military, right?"

I spent a few years in the Army when I was a younger man.

The Army has never been a terribly picky organization. Anyone's son or daughter will do. I miss it some days, others not so much.

But it amuses me to see such broad sweeping stereotypes applied by those who never served.

Did you complain when draft-dodger Bill Clinton became Commander-in-Chief? Or does having the correct views earn an exemption?

141 CLLRusso  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:46:52pm

Sweet Jesus! I'm at a loss for words trying to describe what I think of that KOS article, or poster, or what ever that is. I can not hate that much, I can not be that cynical, that ungrateful, that unpatriotic, and thank God most of us can't be that either. Chillingly, it shows doesn't it that the jidahist's have great support everywhere, no wonder Islam is so revered by the liberal left. So starkly it reminds me of the words of
John Stuart Mill:

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."

142 NoSubmission  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:47:00pm
I spent a few years in the Army when I was a younger man.


Sorry but this doesn't read like what a soldier would say to describe his military service. Sounds more like a summer job description.

143 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:47:13pm

#125 jelloblob:

I spent a few years in the Army when I was a younger man.

Those aren't exactly "details", bob.

(psst in case my hints aren't strong enough, I suspect you're full of shit)

The Army has never been a terribly picky organization. Anyone's son or daughter will do.

Let's call this maneuver the "reverse-chickenhawk olive drab Moby". Slam the military by claiming to be vet, then "self-effacingly" saying that the military is full of losers. Love it, bob.

But it amuses me to see such broad sweeping stereotypes applied by those who never served.

But for people who did serve, it's okay for them to use broad, sweeping stereotypes? Huh?

144 amphibian  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:47:16pm

Well, this is lovely, ain't it? Some sort of undergraduate-level cretin, I would guess -- can make a sentence, has heard of Shakespeare (but can't quote him very well), has half-baked opinions that he thinks profound enough to share. If he ever grows the crap up, he'll be ashamed of this, but I suspect that he's pretty much stuck on stupid forever.

On the other hand, I guess it says something good about this country that its citizens can live to be undergrads, and remain insulated enough from the real world to not see the point of a country maintaining a strong military.

145 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:47:30pm

re: #125 jellobob

I served from 1980 to 2000.

11B - enlisted
Infantry
Paratrooper
Jumpmaster
Sniper
SERE Instructor
Light Infantry Leader
Jungle Expert
Winter Warfare Expert

Combat on several occasions.

My son is a Ranger. He has served 18 months in Iraq and 4 months in Afghanistan. He has been wounded in action badly enough to be evacuated to Walter Reed. He recovered and went back to Iraq.

Care to judge us?

146 ibrodsky  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:47:59pm

re: #125 jellobob

I spent a few years in the Army when I was a younger man.

The Army has never been a terribly picky organization.

A well-supported argument.

147 Endangered in MASS  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:48:06pm

re: #37 jellobob

What did KOS do in the military?

148 commander_vimes  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:48:18pm

re: #123 tfc3rid

I doubt it is satire but this clown is a former writer for SNL...

I haven't gone to Kos to see the original. But is there any reason to believe this is written by the person it claims?

If it IS satire, it isn't funny...

well, that describes many seasons of SNL, yes? ;-)

149 opnion  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:48:21pm

re: #11 bulwrk

A man’s killing list is a very personal matter. It should be between him and those persistent voices in his head.


Note to kos kids/
most of us don't hear voices in our heads


That struck me too. If you hear persistent voces in your head, you need a serious intervention.

151 Yashmak  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:48:56pm

distwalker,

Since he appears to be defending the AWhitneyBrown diary, I'd say he'd judge you a kill-hungry killing killer.

152 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:49:02pm

#143 NoSub:

Sorry but this doesn't read like what a soldier would say to describe his military service.

And what about "I was in logistics", how does that grab ya? Heh.

153 Golem Akbar  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:49:16pm
154 Outrider  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:49:34pm

Speaking as a retired soldier; support like that I could certainly do without. My "fat whining family" could do without her support also. What in the world is running through that grey matter she mistakenly assumes is a brain? Does she even have the foggiest concept of what a soldier does? She should probably exert more effort into not being such hypocrite. If she loathes the military, she should just say so since her compatriots certainly make no secret of it since the last election when they all came out from under the rug.

155 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:50:21pm

re: #150 Killian Bundy

Am I having Deja Vu or did you not post that yesterday? Not that it isn't worth posting again and again, maybe as a side bar.

156 nyc redneck  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:50:54pm

re: #137 jellobob

yeah, you spent afew yrs in the army, and i was a navy seal. no wait, i AM a navy seal. yes, that's it: i am a u.s. navy seal. and no i'm not going to discuss it.

157 Dirk Diggler  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:51:10pm

You think these moby assholes could at least come up with a semi-plausible legend.

158 ibrodsky  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:51:17pm

re: #141 CLLRusso

Great John Stuart Mill quote.

159 sattv4u2  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:51:20pm

re: #152 Occasional Reader


" I was in LOGISTICS" ,,

Ummm,,, could mean anything from plotting what USSR cities were on the "hit list" for nukes, all the way down to what to do with the potato peels after you peel em'

160 Golem Akbar  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:52:11pm

re: #125 jellobob

"jelloblob, I'm curious... I can assume that, from all your moral preening on the subject, you've served in the military, right?"

I spent a few years in the Army when I was a younger man.

The Army has never been a terribly picky organization. Anyone's son or daughter will do. I miss it some days, others not so much.

But it amuses me to see such broad sweeping stereotypes applied by those who never served.

Lessee, Kerry served in the military, Cheney didn't. Kerry was a liar and a turncoat (I'm ex-military and I can say that), but Cheney is very supportive of our troops. JelloBoob, you're a troll and have some similarities to Kerry I'd rather not mention.

161 NoSubmission  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:52:23pm

Maybe A. Whiney Brown can take his 'comedy' to Baghdad to entertain the troops. I'm guessing there won't be any encores..

162 Da Coyote  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:52:25pm

Methinks the Kos kids speak for themselves. Pathetic. 'Tis tempting to reply, but their statements think for themselves. If any of them would like to attempt achieveing 1/10 of what I did in my military career (including the education), please have 'em ask. It would be mucho fun to watch.

163 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:52:33pm

re: #151 Yashmak

You know, I never thought of it that way. I was in the Grenada Invasion in 1983. I never hurt a soul while I was there. I did have an old lady approach me and say "God bless your mother's wombs for coming."

That was one of many high points of my career.

164 NoSubmission  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:53:43pm

re: #159 sattv4u2

re: #152 Occasional Reader

" I was in LOGISTICS" ,,

Ummm,,, could mean anything from plotting what USSR cities were on the "hit list" for nukes, all the way down to what to do with the potato peels after you peel em'


LOL

165 cybermonk  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:53:57pm

Bill Clinton never served

Hillary Clinton never served

Obama never served

oh my god, Ron Paul never served

they should all discontinue their goals of being president, after all, serving your country is a REQUIREMENT to be POTUS,

isn't it?/sarc

166 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:54:52pm

#145 distwalker:

Infantry
Paratrooper
Jumpmaster
Sniper
SERE Instructor
Light Infantry Leader
Jungle Expert
Winter Warfare Expert

Yeah, but you only did all that stuff for the hot, gay, military sex, right?

:P

167 David Simon  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:54:57pm

#125 jellobob -

The Army has never been a terribly picky organization. Anyone's son or daughter will do. I miss it some days,

What exactly do you miss, other than the hot gay sex?

168 Yashmak  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:55:01pm

re: #163 distwalker

re: #151 Yashmak

You know, I never thought of it that way. I was in the Grenada Invasion in 1983. I never hurt a soul while I was there. I did have an old lady approach me and say "God bless your mother's wombs for coming."

That was one of many high points of my career.

I hope you realize that my reply wasn't meant to demean your service in any way. . .

169 decaffeine  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:55:08pm

I'm one of those contractors that DK shows such respect and former army(6 yrs.) Just one of the many here at the LGF that thinks Markos is a bucket of smashed a$$holes.

170 NoSubmission  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:55:14pm

re: #156 nyc redneck

re: #137 jellobob
yeah, you spent afew yrs in the army, and i was a navy seal. no wait, i AM a navy seal. yes, that's it: i am a u.s. navy seal. and no i'm not going to discuss it.


I am the Egg Man, you are the Walrus.

171 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:55:26pm

All kidding aside, thank you for defending our country, distwalker.

172 ec marm  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:55:59pm

I think you guys have jellyboob pegged.

173 Golem Akbar  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:56:10pm

re: #165 cybermonk Bill Clinton never served

Hillary Clinton never served

Obama never served

oh my god, Ron Paul never served

/ No! Not Ron Paul! Say it isn't so...

174 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:56:22pm

re: #168 Yashmak

Yes, I knew that.

175 RobCon  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:56:39pm

He and Michael Richards can keep each other company in Palookaville.
Washed-up has-beens reaching for the brass key.

176 MrMom  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:56:47pm

Jeez, no wonder this blog is so effed up... it's full of former soldiers!

/yellowblob

177 nyc redneck  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:56:49pm

re: #170 NoSubmission

lol,lol,lol.

178 ibmkeyboard  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:57:01pm

Hot military sex.
John Kerry and I went up the Bong Song river into Cambodia.
It was such a beautiful moonlit night. We were delivering supplies to the Khmer Rouge. I just love that word Rouge, it is so artistic.

Anyway,
We sat on the moon drenched 50 cal. turret holding hands and talking about our futures together.
Then the bitch took those 35 mm films of us dancing through the jungles and orchids, shooting M-16s and grenade launchers.
He never respected me after that.

And along comes that rich witch Heinze, writing him perfume letters.

I just cant talk about it anymore.

179 NoSubmission  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:57:08pm

re: #165 cybermonk
Did Jimmah Cahtah serve?

180 opnion  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:57:59pm

re: #70 jellobob

"I served. As a paratrooper. As an infantryman. As a sniper. As a combat vet. Charles Johnson is a far more decent and honorable man than Kos ever was."

Have you met either?

Just curious, what was your MOS?

181 Yashmak  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:58:25pm

re: #179 NoSubmission

re: #165 cybermonk
Did Jimmah Cahtah serve?


Of course he did. He acheived the rank of Commander-in-Chief. :P

182 steve  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 12:59:46pm

Jellobob: read my #97 and then bore us with you service duty.

183 Golem Akbar  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:00:16pm

re: #178 ibmkeyboard

And along comes that rich witch Heinze, writing him perfume letters.

I just cant talk about it anymore.

I was there, too, and that scene is seared seared in my memory...

184 decaffeine  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:00:27pm

re: #179 NoSubmission

Cahtah was Navy

185 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:00:28pm

re: #166 Occasional Reader

Yeah, but you only did all that stuff for the hot, gay, military sex, right?

Sure. And my neighbor moved to the Castro District of San Francisco to learn how to operate an M-1 Abrams tank. It all makes perfect sense.

186 nyc redneck  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:00:33pm

re: #178 ibmkeyboard

don't let it get you down. people like that go to the highest bidder. they put "true love" on the back burner.

187 cybermonk  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:01:06pm

re: #179 NoSubmission

yes, he did, they even named a submarine after him, it had to be dry docked though, it would only turn left. who knows if it will ever get fixed.

188 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:01:15pm
Did Jimmah Cahtah serve?

Actually, yes, he was a commissioned US Navy officer.

He's also currently leading the charge to suck up to this country's most deadly enemies.

You never can tell, ya know?

189 Killian Bundy  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:01:22pm

Lieutenant James Earle Carter, Jr., USN

/he's still a dangerous, America hating twit

190 NoSubmission  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:01:27pm

re: #184 decaffeine
thanks! Didn't know that.

191 Golem Akbar  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:01:42pm

re: #179 NoSubmission

re: #165 cybermonk
Did Jimmah Cahtah serve?

He was actually in the Navy; in a nuclear sub under Admiral Hyman Rickover. Somewhere down the line he snapped, I guess.

192 Tricky Dick  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:02:20pm
Now, I can’t make people say they support our troops. But if I’m the only one who’s willing to stand up and say ‘I support our troops’, then I’ll say it; I support our troops - cowards, queers, and all.

That would cover just about all the leftwingers who were in the military...if there were any.

193 Killian Bundy  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:02:50pm

re: #188 Occasional Reader

/touche

194 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:03:02pm

#187 cybermonk:

yes, he did, they even named a submarine after him, it had to be dry docked though, it would only turn left.

On the other hand, the USS Jimmy Carter has acheived the dubious technical feat of simultaneously inflating its hull and stagnating its speed.

195 MrMom  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:04:22pm

re: #183 Golem Akbar

re: #178 ibmkeyboard

And along comes that rich witch Heinze, writing him perfume letters.
I just cant talk about it anymore.

I was there, too, and that scene is seared seared in my memory...


It was in Cambodia, at Christmas...

196 arf  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:04:37pm

>>I spent a few years in the Army when I was a younger man.

Salvation Army?

197 Oh no...Sand People!  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:04:38pm

re: #141 CLLRusso

Sweet Jesus! I'm at a loss for words trying to describe what I think of that KOS article, or poster, or what ever that is. I can not hate that much, I can not be that cynical, that ungrateful, that unpatriotic, and thank God most of us can't be that either. Chillingly, it shows doesn't it that the jidahist's have great support everywhere, no wonder Islam is so revered by the liberal left. So starkly it reminds me of the words of
John Stuart Mill:

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."

John Stewart Mill

I was waiting for that quote to come up. Good one.

198 marinegrunt  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:04:50pm
So to sum up, I don’t like our troops, I don’t like what they’re doing, I don’t like their fat, whining families, and yet, I support them. Thank God I live in a free country. Thank You.

Since these buttwads claim to support the troops so much, they should be sent to Iraq as jockstrap replacements.

I bet some would really love that :)

199 Outrider  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:05:41pm

re: #10 jellobob

Fact check here:
Charles Johnson never served in the Military.
Kos did.


Can we assume from this statement that unless one has direct experience that one should refrain from an opinion? I can not be anti-drug because I have never been a junkie? Unless we have have been active in law enforcement (or a criminal) then we can have no opinion on criminal laws in our country?

Point two. Merely serving doesn't lend credibility. There were more than a few soldiers that "put in their time" but accomplished nothing more than being present at formations. I do not know what the service record of Mr Kos was. He could have been an exemplary soldier...or he could have partied his ass off for his entire tour in Germany and been a thorn in his First Sergeants butt the entire time.

200 Paul  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:06:05pm

A. Whitney Brown currently works for Air America. Air America isn't funny either.

201 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:06:11pm

#185 distwalker:

And my neighbor moved to the Castro District of San Francisco to learn how to operate an M-1 Abrams tank.

There's a joke in there somewhere about "smoothbore guns", but I ain't goin' there.

202 MrMom  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:07:20pm

re: #200 Paul

A. Whitney Brown currently works for Air America. Air America isn't funny either.

It is a joke, though!

203 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:07:36pm

"they should all discontinue their goals of being president, after all, serving your country is a REQUIREMENT"

On the contrary, I think the military shouldn't be used like a political football.

I do think those who did not serve should not judge those who did.

I remember Fred Phelps and his crew protesting outside my base (Fort Riley KS) chanting that "God hates the Military" and it got on my nerves, but only because we weren't allowed to counter-protest.

I remember serving with gay people (both sexes). It wasn't a big deal.

We had several people that were wiccans.

I went to school with soldiers from Jordan and Egypt. Despite the fact that they smoked 3 packs a day, they can kick ass at soccer.

Thanks for the memories.

204 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:08:09pm

re: #191 Golem Akbar

re: #179 NoSubmission


re: #165 cybermonk
Did Jimmah Cahtah serve?

He was actually in the Navy; in a nuclear sub under Admiral Hyman Rickover. Somewhere down the line he snapped, I guess.

He got too close to the reactors, which screwed up his swimmers (look at Amy), and scrambled his brain.

205 David E  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:08:10pm

carter, academy grad, still a Lieutenant (like an army Captain) after 12 years. Maybe he already was turning weird. I think his insanity is a life long process. I expect even stupider stuff from him next year.

We can either get mad or sit back with a bag of popcorn. Pass the popcorn.

206 steve  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:08:44pm

Good bye all. I have to be to work in 4.5 hours and I need my sleep.
Beauty or otherwise. snicker, snicker.

207 ballantrae  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:08:50pm

re: #2 bulwrk

WTF?

yup, sums up my thoughts completely.

-ron

208 ibmkeyboard  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:10:17pm

re: #183 Golem Akbar

re: #178 ibmkeyboard

I was there, too, and that scene is seared seared in my memory...


Kerry seared my memory also,
the brute force of his thigh thrust as he pushed into the jungle under growth.
The launching of grenades from his firm supple hips.

My 2 years of hot military sex in Vietnam is enough to cause a man to want to become a woman.

209 bulwrk  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:10:24pm

re: #170 NoSubmission


koo koo ka chu

210 easy  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:11:39pm

Chicken Hawk, when in doubt whip it out.

Bullshit.

211 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:12:10pm

#203 jelloblob:

I do think those who did not serve should not judge those who did.

What a remarkable sentiment. And by "remarkable", I mean "crypto-fascist".

So anyway, tell it to A. Whitney Brown. See any military record in there? Neither do I.

Born in Charlotte, Michigan, Brown began his career as a street juggler and musician before finding regular employment as a comedian and comedy writer.

212 Dirk Diggler  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:13:09pm
Yeah, but you only did all that stuff for the hot, gay, military sex, right?

Sure. And my neighbor moved to the Castro District of San Francisco to learn how to operate an M-1 Abrams tank. It all makes perfect sense.

LOL!

213 Silhouette  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:14:05pm

re: #203 jellobob

I do think those who did not serve should not judge those who did.

Are you against civilian control of the armed forces, as spelled out in our Constitution?

Or are you saying that a factually incorrect attack of troops done by a former service member trumps any fact-based support by someone who has always been civilian?

214 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:18:29pm

re: #211 Occasional Reader

#203 jelloblob:


I do think those who did not serve should not judge those who did.

What a remarkable sentiment. And by "remarkable", I mean "crypto-fascist".

So anyway, tell it to A. Whitney Brown. See any military record in there? Neither do I.


Born in Charlotte, Michigan, Brown began his career as a street juggler and musician before finding regular employment as a comedian and comedy writer.

In other words, Brown's a loser.

215 jOjOEofArcadia  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:19:30pm

jello = "semi-hardened" kool-aid!

/ for what it's worth.

216 ibmkeyboard  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:20:00pm

re: #212 Dirk Diggler

Yeah, but you only did all that stuff for the hot, gay, military sex, right?

Sure. And my neighbor moved to the Castro District of San Francisco to learn how to operate an M-1 Abrams tank. It all makes perfect sense.

Bwhahahah

217 bulwrk  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:21:59pm

re: #203 jellobob

Spongebob called says quit f**king up the family name.

218 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:22:30pm
219 Nemo  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:22:51pm

That disrespct coming from someone who likes to wipe his ass with the U.S. flag then drape himself with it. Nice.

220 Pass The Moonbaticide  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:22:59pm
religious leaders, news people, commercial businesses, beverage makers, car companies, defense lobbyists - they should all say they support our troops whenever they’re trying to sell their products or pimp their talking points

I support the troops.
And I've nothing to sell or talking points to advance.
Can't you just support the troops without an agenda , then ?

221 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:23:38pm

"Spongebob called says quit f**king up the family name."

Ah... the civility that LGF is famous for.

222 ChenZhen  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:23:59pm
More than one troll has posted comments here about the “Killitary” article, claiming it does not represent the Daily Kos “community.” It was a complete fluke. A one-off. Never happen again. I should apologize for getting it so very wrong.

Actually I think you guys should congratulate the Kossacks for effectively shooing the guy out of there.

223 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:24:58pm

jelloblob, for how long were you in the Army? When were you discharged?

224 Is it me?  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:25:01pm

Note to Darwin - creature just crawled out of isolated swamp. Have decided to call it A Whitney Brown.
Note from Darwin - evolution in isolation probably not a good idea. Too high a chance of mutation.
Note to Darwin - have closely examined it and I believe it to be a reverse evolution of early man. Now what do I call it?
Note from Darwin - lunch!

I really can't say what I think. The insult to US troops is just too much. Score 10 on the sick meter.
ugh!

225 nyc redneck  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:25:37pm

what flavor? yellow jello?

226 bulwrk  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:25:54pm

re: #221 jellobob


No respect for people who lie about military service.

227 Spiny Norman  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:26:30pm

re: #203 jellobob

I do think those who did not serve should not judge those who did.

So, because some cynical little twat like Markos Moulitsas spent 4 years in the Army, he must not be criticized when he defames those who are currently serving?

What kind of horseshit is that?

228 Dirk Diggler  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:27:39pm

OR,

jelloblob, for how long were you in the Army? When were you discharged?

You should know by now that you're not going to get an answer. Don't waste your keystrokes.

229 Pickle  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:28:14pm

Kos served in the military.

So did Benedict Arnold.

Both are traitors.

And you're a retard, jellobob.

230 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:28:34pm

"No respect for people who lie about military service."

I didn't lie.

"for how long were you in the Army?"

5 years.

When were you discharged?"

1998

231 Outrider  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:29:04pm

re: #222 ChenZhen

Actually I think you guys should congratulate the Kossacks for effectively shooing the guy out of there.

Perhaps. Congratulations might be in order for cleaning house if the topic and resulting discourse wasn't so common there and a few other like sites. Self preservation and a strong sense of PR took hold in the end.

232 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:29:29pm

"And you're a retard, jellobob"

LGF civility, the new religion of peace.

233 bulwrk  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:29:36pm

re: #230 jellobob

What was your mos.

234 Pickle  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:30:36pm

re: #232 jellobob

LGF civility, the new religion of peace.

What on earth made you think that LGF proported to be civil to morons and trolls, such as yourself? On the contrary, most of us are for doing very uncivil things to your ilk.

You're welcome for clearing that up.

235 LC LaWedgie  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:30:52pm
But what about those troops who are not so brave? Perhaps they just signed up hoping for some extra money for college, for the medical insurance, or even some hot gay military sex.

Even Democrats need a job sometimes. What does Whitney expect, political profiling?

236 Catttt  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:30:52pm

re: #70 jellobob

"I served. As a paratrooper. As an infantryman. As a sniper. As a combat vet. Charles Johnson is a far more decent and honorable man than Kos ever was."

Have you met either?

I never met Adolph Hitler, but I think he was a really bad guy.

237 Spiny Norman  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:31:02pm

re: #232 jellobob

"And you're a retard, jellobob"

LGF civility, the new religion of peace.

Dude, you started the argument by implying that Charles Johnson is a "chickenhawk". You've got no right to complain about any lack of civility.

238 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:31:29pm

"What was your mos."

I was a 77F.

239 filetandrelease  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:32:39pm

from jello brain

Me? I'm just a schmuck, and you shouldn't listen to me at all.

A self evident truth.

240 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:32:46pm

"Dude, you started the argument by implying that Charles Johnson is a "chickenhawk"."

Actually, I was stating that Charles Johnson should respect Kos's military service. That's all.

"You've got no right to complain about any lack of civility."

Sticks and stones...

241 Catttt  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:32:52pm

re: #232 jellobob

"And you're a retard, jellobob"

LGF civility, the new religion of peace.

Fuck you. I'm a very polite person, as long as people don't get in my face. Ask anyone - I'm polite. You are an asshole and don't deserve kid gloves.

242 ibmkeyboard  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:33:06pm

Some funny shiite from all you men and women that do love the US of A and either served in the military, or would have.

Hot military sex... Sheesh

Try thinking about sex after you have humped 30 pounds for 10 miles.
And a fu@cking drill instructor is calling you a fat ass slacker.

Yeow.

243 jjmckay1216  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:33:57pm

Spongebob called says quit f**king up the family name."

Ah... the civility that LGF is famous for.
---

I believe THAT is comedy. Rent a sense of humor and you might lighten up a bit

JJ

244 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:34:04pm

"Fuck you. I'm a very polite person, as long as people don't get in my face. Ask anyone - I'm polite. You are an asshole and don't deserve kid gloves."

LGF really is the new religion of peace.

245 Catttt  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:34:53pm

re: #244 jellobob

"Fuck you. I'm a very polite person, as long as people don't get in my face. Ask anyone - I'm polite. You are an asshole and don't deserve kid gloves."

LGF really is the new religion of peace.

Is there an echo in here?

246 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:34:58pm

re: #238 jellobob

Pumped gas, huh? That's cool, all service is honorable. I gotta tell you, however, your experience was closer to the the civilian world than it was to the combat arms.

247 B0Z  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:36:04pm

Wow... All I can say is... Wow...

How does this person sleep at night?

Oh, yeah, the so-called moral retards over the last two centuries have fought, bled and died to give this person the right to speak blind, stupid ignorance.

248 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:36:15pm

"Is there an echo in here?"

Not really. I haven't used profanity and haven't said anything out of line, and LGF readers have flamed me without cause.

DailyKos was right about you.

249 Oh no...Sand People!  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:36:19pm

re: #244 jellobob

"Fuck you. I'm a very polite person, as long as people don't get in my face. Ask anyone - I'm polite. You are an asshole and don't deserve kid gloves."

LGF really is the new religion of peace.

You should take this one over the 'current' Religion of Peace. Yet it appears you will soon be a banned 'hiss and a byword'.

www. religionofpeace.com

250 jjmckay1216  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:36:28pm

OK. I thought that shehag left the scene?

ANTI-WAR ACTIVIST CINDY SHEEHAN STAGED A MARCH IN WASHINGTON MONDAY - DEMANDING THAT CONGRESS IMPEACH PRESIDENT BUSH. CONCLUDING HER DAY-LONG PROTEST AT THE CAPITOL...SHEEHAN DELEVERED THE CALL FOR IMPEACHMENT TO REPRESENTATIVE JOHN CONYERS, THE CHAIRMAN OF THE HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE. AFTER HER CLOSED MEETING WITH THE CONGRESSMAN, SHEEHAN TOLD HUNDREDS OF SUPPORTERS CONYERS SAID THEY DON'T HAVE THE VOTES FOR IMPEACHMENT, AND THAT THEIR ONLY WAY TO MOVE FORWARD IS THROUGH ELECTIONS:

VERBATIM: OUR ONLY RECOURSE WOULD BE TO GET THE REPUBLICAN OUT OF OFFICE IN '08, WHICH IS TOO LATE...(AND THE DEMOCRATS TOO

251 Spiny Norman  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:37:02pm

re: #240 jellobob

Actually, I was stating that Charles Johnson should respect Kos's military service. That's all.

Heh.

No, that's not quite it. You are clearly arguing that Markos is above criticism... even when he defames the men and women who are currently serving this country. Charles is calling him on it. Your sole purpose in this thread is to distract from that point.

252 bulwrk  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:37:16pm

re: #243 jjmckay1216

Thank you

253 jjmckay1216  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:38:33pm

re: #252 bulwrk

no prob! Seems that the left lost their sense of humor and SENSE a long time ago

JJ

254 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:38:44pm

"Pumped gas, huh? That's cool, all service is honorable. I gotta tell you, however, your experience was closer to the the civilian world than it was to the combat arms."

There was more to the MOS than that, and without me you would have run out of gas!

However, it did suck horribly, and the fumes probably did kill a few brain cells.

255 Killian Bundy  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:39:25pm

re: #240 jellobob

Actually, I was stating that Charles Johnson should respect Kos's military service. That's all.

Just where, exactly, did Charles ever disrespect Kos's military service? Got a linky?

/and hallucinations don't count

256 Lee  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:39:45pm

Ah, A. Whitney Brown! I remember when he was funny -- or, at least, I remember when I was young and dumb enough to think so.

Not surprised to learn he's a lib; but I didn't realize he'd been drinking Ted Rall's bongwater...

257 filetandrelease  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:39:57pm

re: #141 CLLRusso


That pretty much nailed it.

258 Odinist  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:40:12pm

re: #244 jellobob

LGF isn't a religion by any stretch of the imagination... Just as not everyone here shares the same views, regardless of the issue being discussed...

But, if you come in looking for a fight, you'll probably get one!

And it might not be pretty, either...

259 Outrider  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:40:42pm

re: #248 jellobob

DailyKos was right about you

.

Sounds right. Judge an entire blogsite and the thousands of people that read and post there because you got flamed by a few. This after you came trolling and didn't care for what you caught.

260 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:40:49pm
When were you discharged?"

1998

Now that's odd, because I can't find any references to the Fred Phelps lowlifes protesting anything military-related prior to the 2nd Iraq War.

Hmm.

261 Catttt  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:41:04pm

re: #248 jellobob

"Is there an echo in here?"

Not really. I haven't used profanity and haven't said anything out of line, and LGF readers have flamed me without cause.

DailyKos was right about you.

Daily Kos doesn't know me from Adam's odd ox. You're generalizing. You're bossy. You're insulting. You use the same line over and over. You tell us what to think about you. You tell us what we should think about people, about circumstances, and about issues. You pigeon-hole people YOU DON'T KNOW based on your own set of standards then criticize others for being critical of you based on clearly stated standards. You judge people and expect them to be thankful. I suspect you skipped Critical Thinking 101 in high school.

You are a mouse. You are prey in an alley full of cats.

262 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:41:26pm

"No, that's not quite it. You are clearly arguing that Markos is above criticism... even when he defames the men and women who are currently serving this country. Charles is calling him on it. Your sole purpose in this thread is to distract from that point."

I am only stating an alternate point of view.

Markos is not above criticism, but such criticism should respect the fact he did serve, unlike Charles Johnson.

263 Ojoe  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:41:35pm

This is from Blackfive a few days ago:

Got this email from a small unit leader in Iraq. It was interesting enough that I wanted to post it:

...So, a while back I told you to remind me about a story I needed to tell you. I suppose everyone who's been here has stories just like this, but this is mine and I'll share it. I met a gentleman who shall remain nameless. He is an Iraqi citizen who owns and operates a crane for the government. I needed a crane, and since I don't know how to use one ... I needed an operator for the crane. This gentleman worked harder for me than three of my own Soldiers. I shouted orders at him all day long and he did nothing but the finest work. He simply would not tell me no. At the end of the day I shook his hand and said "Shukran" which is thank-you in Arabic. He very humbly said you're welcome, he touched his heart and said goodbye. The next day was more of the same, eight hours out in the burning sun and he would not quit or say no. That day, my Soldiers brought him and his worker lunch. We went inside where the sun wouldn't get to us, and I let him eat his lunch in the cool quiet sanctuary. After he finished his meal, I finally got to introduce myself in arabic. I said "ismee John, shismek?" He gave me his name and that opened the door for more conversation, and this was the moment that I'd been waiting for since I was told that I'd be leaving for Iraq.


He said "Sir, when we come here to work we feel safe. It is when we go home at night that we are afraid."


Not only did now I understand why this gentleman, who was twice my senior, would work so hard for me, I finally understood my purpose, my directive, my mission. It is simply to make this man feel safe if only for a little while. If my presence here brings five more minutes of peace to this man, I'll feel I've done something worth while...

264 jellobob  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:43:49pm

"Now that's odd, because I can't find any references to the Fred Phelps lowlifes protesting anything military-related prior to the 2nd Iraq War."

Fred Phelps has been protesting at Army bases since Clinton's Don't ask Don't Tell.

It didn't make the papers at the time (no one cared), but I was there and it happened.

Ask anyone from Topeka, he's been doing this sort of thing for years.

265 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:43:52pm

re: #254 jellobob

I said that all service is honorable and I will add that 77F is absolutely vital to the mission. My only point is that the support MOS's do not really impart the full military experience as does the combat arms. I did a stint as a PLDC instructor and I was shocked at that lack of military bearing and expertise of even Level 1 Common Tasks that support soldiers generally have. I have no doubt you fully understood the ins and outs of fuel handling, testing, storage and transport.

266 Oh no...Sand People!  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:43:57pm

re: #261 Cattt

re: #248 jellobob

"Is there an echo in here?"

Not really. I haven't used profanity and haven't said anything out of line, and LGF readers have flamed me without cause.

DailyKos was right about you.

Daily Kos doesn't know me from Adam's odd ox. You're generalizing. You're bossy. You're insulting. You use the same line over and over. You tell us what to think about you. You tell us what we should think about people, about circumstances, and about issues. You pigeon-hole people YOU DON'T KNOW based on your own set of standards then criticize others for being critical of you based on clearly stated standards. You judge people and expect them to be thankful. I suspect you skipped Critical Thinking 101 in high school.

You are a mouse. You are prey in an alley full of cats.

Exactly.

Also, the whole "Moral Highground / John Kerry 'vietnam vet'" BS about "You can't criticize if you haven't done it" argument really T's me off.
JelloBob, learn to make a coherent case and even as a troll, you might survive for a time here.

267 Pickle  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:44:22pm

re: #51 Ward Cleaver

Fact check:

Jellobob is a troll, using "Hey, look over there!" as a diversionary tactic.

He's some kossite trying to "tie those dirty conservative devils into knots" by forcing us to attack a person with military experience, thereby exposing us as hypocrites for attacking this highlighted diary for being derisive and insulting to the military.

The problem with his efforts is that he's relying on a stereotype that leftists hold of what non-leftists think (that we believe in the absolute moral authority of the military and that anyone who questions the military is a traitor) rather than the reality (that, supporting the troops as we do, we believe in doing what we as civilians can towards helping them achieve their mission, and are willing to give them the benefit of the doubt until proven wrong).

To leftist vermin like jellobob, there really is no discernable difference between the stereotype and the reality. Thus the confusion is understandable.

(How's that for "civility", motherfucker?)

268 Catttt  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:44:39pm

re: #262 jellobob

"No, that's not quite it. You are clearly arguing that Markos is above criticism... even when he defames the men and women who are currently serving this country. Charles is calling him on it. Your sole purpose in this thread is to distract from that point."

I am only stating an alternate point of view.

Markos is not above criticism, but such criticism should respect the fact he did serve, unlike Charles Johnson.

See those little words up there above the comments, to the right of the names? Click on Quote to answer someone, so that people can see to whom you are replying.

/as always, I am helpful.

269 salt1907  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:45:14pm

The reason Kos is getting impatient and that so many of his diarists are ratcheting up their anti-soldier attacks is that the U.S. military is killing or capturing so many members of Kos' ally Al Qaeda in or near Baghdad. And they are doing it with the help of local informants. Kos and his diarists and their puppets in the U.S. Senate need to win this war for Al Qaeda NOW. If they don't cut off the funding soon for the U.S. military, there will be far fewer Al Qaeda soldiers available for the next terrorist attack in America.

270 filetandrelease  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:45:31pm

There is some really funny shit in these comments.

271 ibmkeyboard  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:45:46pm
Some funny shiite from all you men and women that do love the US of A and either served in the military, or would have.


And I want to thank the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts of America.

40 million or more that have learned how to survive out doors, and love this country's freedom and flag.

This nation is still in good hands.

272 Spiny Norman  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:46:30pm

re: #262 jellobob

I am only stating an alternate point of view.

Markos is not above criticism, but such criticism should respect the fact he did serve, unlike Charles Johnson.

Thank you for reaffirming my point. As pointed out by Killian Bundy above, where has Charles Johnson EVER "disrespected" Markos' military service? A link would be nice.

273 Catttt  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:48:07pm

re: #264 jellobob

"Now that's odd, because I can't find any references to the Fred Phelps lowlifes protesting anything military-related prior to the 2nd Iraq War."

Fred Phelps has been protesting at Army bases since Clinton's Don't ask Don't Tell.

It didn't make the papers at the time (no one cared), but I was there and it happened.

Ask anyone from Topeka, he's been doing this sort of thing for years.

Green men from Mars built a space ship on a farm in Northern Maryland in the 1980s. It didn't make the papers at the time (no one cared), but I was there and it happened.

/sarc

274 Outrider  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:48:18pm

re: #262 jellobob

Markos is not above criticism, but such criticism should respect the fact he did serve, unlike Charles Johnson.

Service to ones country doesn't buy immunity from criticism for ones ideas, thoughts, or postings. If Charles was criticizing specifics about Markoses' military service or the fire control system of his launchers, that would be a different story. But, the opinions reflect on the diatribes that Kos posts.

275 Oh no...Sand People!  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:51:35pm

re: #262 jellobob

"No, that's not quite it. You are clearly arguing that Markos is above criticism... even when he defames the men and women who are currently serving this country. Charles is calling him on it. Your sole purpose in this thread is to distract from that point."

I am only stating an alternate point of view.

Markos is not above criticism, but such criticism should respect the fact he did serve, unlike Charles Johnson.

Holy balls man...LEARN TO DEBATE...no not MasDebate, DEBATE! I am really shocked at how easy Trolls are to spot. You served in the military. Thank you. You are now playing crony moron to Dkos.

So what you are saying is that we can never try people as murderers until we murder someone? Can't criticize alternative lifestyles until we have partaken in that lifestyle? JelloKerry, please take some time, formulate an argument based on logic, and not this "Moral Highground" BS.

276 Yashmak  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:52:18pm
On the contrary, I think the military shouldn't be used like a political football.

And yet, you jellobob, were the first to toss that particular football in this very line of commentary.

What a hypocrite you are.

277 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:53:08pm

#240 jelloblob:

Actually, I was stating that Charles Johnson should respect Kos's military service. That's all.

And I quote:

"I do think those who did not serve should not judge those who did."

See, that's the problem with contradicting yourself on a thread.

278 nnptcgrad  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:54:14pm

Y'know with all these posts saying how the military causes people to be killers, psychos, etc. I am covered for a defense if I ever snap.

I was an only child. According to a number of articles when I was small this indicated that I would be unstable as an adult.

Both of my parents worked. Again, when I was little this was seen as causing instabilities in my psyche.

If I hadn't been so anti-social I probably would've been a goth in high school (yes, I was so anti-social that I wasn't even part of the outcasts).

I joined the military right after high school. Although it was the Navy. And I never actually handled weaponry. We only got to play with the blinky laser-light guns in boot camp because they were still building the new shooting range. We played for a few hours one day and one day only, and the scoring system was broken for that day so god only knows if I actually hit anything.

But hey, military so I'm set to go on a spree. w00t!

279 Brees  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:54:25pm

From the Kos dairy...Perhaps they just signed up hoping for some extra money for college, for the medical insurance, or even some hot gay military sex

What the hell is this Whitney person thinking?

Maybe they signed up to protect their country (so idiots like Whitney has freedom of speech) and kill persons from other countries that mean us harm.

Whitney would be one of the first to go at the blade of the terrorists!

280 Hard Right  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:54:30pm

re: #65 jellobob

Which one said, "Screw them"?

That was not about our service members, but contractors.

Hey genius, those men were not only Americans, but EX-MILITARY. They were there helping to protect Iraqis and freeing up our soldiers to do their duty. Apparently you leftist vermin feel they should work for free while trying to help others achieve freedom. Sorry, but most people have bills to pay and families to support-in short- SCREW YOU!

281 ibmkeyboard  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:54:32pm

re: #70 jellobob

"I served. As a paratrooper. As an infantryman. As a sniper. As a combat vet. Charles Johnson is a far more decent and honorable man than Kos ever was."

If you said you pumped gas I would have been more impressed.

Just doing your job the best you can and helping others do their jobs.

282 Oh no...Sand People!  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:54:48pm

re: #277 Occasional Reader

#240 jelloblob:

Actually, I was stating that Charles Johnson should respect Kos's military service. That's all.

And I quote:

"I do think those who did not serve should not judge those who did."

See, that's the problem with contradicting yourself on a thread.

The difference between the 'sane' and the 'insane' is that the 'sane' will recognize the fault, acknowledge said fault, own up to it, and try and change. The 'insane' will keep doing the same thing and expect different results.

283 Catttt  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:55:02pm

Gosh, I do love a juicy mouse.

/smacking sounds; crunching.

284 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 1:58:57pm
285 theflash219  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:00:16pm

As a U.S. Army veteran who was recently discharged, I am extremely offended and disgusted by crap like this. These idiots sit in their parents' basements, typing their socialist garbage, when they can fit it in between playing World of Warcraft and jerking off to trashy porn sites. I hated my time in the Army, I will not deny it. I did not hate it because of Iraq. I love my country. I am willing to kill for her. I am willing to die for her. I hated the being in the Army because of all the bureaucratic nonsense and political corectness that seems to pervade it. And I blame far-left fanatics like this moron for making it so. I've long held the theory that if we would just let the military be the military, we would not have this problem. But instead, we've become so concerned with winning the "hearts and minds" of those who wish to kill us. We've lost sight of our morality. We're more concerned with appeasing the UN and the various anti-American human rights groups and media organization who seem to hold the view that all of the ills in the world are the fault of either the U.S. or Israel. We've become so obsessed with doing this rather than doing the right thing. I put on a uniform and did what I could to stand for the country I love. Better to be "morally reatarded" than to have no morality at all.

286 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:00:35pm

#282 Sand People:

The 'insane' will keep doing the same thing and expect different results.

To be honest, I've never been fond of that purported defintion of "insanity". I first heard it at one of these unintentionally comical "team-building" seminars. Only a few minutes after giving us this "insanity" defintion, they went on to laud the virtue of "persistence", noting how Thomas Edison failed umpty-ump times before inventing the light bulb (or something of the sort). There was no apparent recognition of the contradiction between the two.

Anyway, jellobob's problem isn't insanity, it's simple dishonesty.

287 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:00:40pm

re: #281 ibmkeyboard

I wasn't trying to impress you. I was sharing my military credentials to comment in a discussion as to whether or not Charles Johnson's lack of military experience is relevant. It is significant that I, as a combat infantryman, don't see his lack of service as relevant. Expert witnesses must establish their credentials. That is what I was doing.

I pump my own gas now. Better?

288 Ackomanyuki  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:00:58pm

The name Jello Bob strikes a chord among some of my ganglion.

Possible very toasty freak from the sheletered elitist libscum petri dish of Chevy Chase/Bethesda Maryland that I know by association from some Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test type partys around DC back in the early eighties...or maybe not.

Anyone know of the Jelloboys?

289 filetandrelease  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:01:09pm

from jello brain

and the fumes probably did kill a few brain cells.

Another self evident truth.

290 LC LaWedgie  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:01:26pm

re: #280 Hard Right

jb says the Army isn't picky and infers in #65 is that contractors are lower than the Army.
I'm 24 years retired USAF and a contractor for 13 years.
I wonder how many low-life contractors post at Kos. There's lots of LLLs in the defense industry, most with no military service. Some are flamin' card-carrying commies.

291 R2D2  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:02:08pm

Amused...? Hello...?

/Ron Paul

292 amused  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:02:46pm

More hysteria from Charles.

I can't quite tell, but it appears that the 'recommended' list of diaries at DailyKos is generated by some sort of algorythm that is based on the number of comments within the diary, plus some other undisclosed factor.

I'd like to know how Charles, Malkin, Kristol, and O'Reilly conspired to create this anti-Kos echo chamber. It seems rather obvious.

293 Lee  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:03:45pm

re: #262 jellobob

Markos is not above criticism, but such criticism should respect the fact he did serve, unlike Charles Johnson.

*sigh* I should know better than to get in the middle of this, but...

What on earth does this really mean? "He's not above criticism, but you have to respect his service." OK, so... Does that mean he really is above criticism somehow? Because that seems to be what you imply, and what everyone else implies when they bring this up. If not, then why the hell do you mention it?

Or, perhaps instead of elevating Kos, you simply wish to degrade Charles somehow, and any of the rest of us who didn't serve. That's extremely shallow and insulting (and frankly does not sound like any of the active or former military personnel I've ever spoken to).

One of the most radical aspects of the government of the USA is this notion that the civilians control the military, not the other way around. Most Americans never serve -- and yet they still get to have a say (albeit indirectly) in what our military does, where it goes, how much money and equipment it receives, etc.

Jellobob, if you would prefer to live in a society where ordinary civilians have less of a say in matters affecting the military than the soldiers themselves, then there are many such societies around the world. They are called military dictatorships, and I recommend you check them out. Burma in particular is quite beautiful, although you may find it difficult to take photos of your trip.

294 wolfgang  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:03:55pm

People long ago knew that the only thing that stood between them and death and slavery from the assault of a foreign conqueror was a strong military.
The modern progressive Left, in its arrogance, has completely jettisoned any thoughts like those from its cognitive thinking process. or...they're simply doing a lot of whistling as they walk past graveyards.
Their lives and liberties are currently protected by a military they don't deserve, if they don't wake up soon, they're going to end up with the one they do, while the American ideals that so many generations fought for and fought to obtain will be just a memory.

295 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:05:18pm
296 funkyfantom  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:07:19pm

re: #246 distwalker

re: #238 jellobob

Pumped gas, huh? That's cool, all service is honorable. I gotta tell you, however, your experience was closer to the the civilian world than it was to the combat arms.

jellobob may very well be former military, but the "77F" reply to the MOS question didn't convince me, in and of itself- for this reason.

You could google MOS, see "military occupations", google that
and get
[Link: www.rand.org...]
with all the codes and descriptions. Takes a minute or two.

What convinced you, just curious?

297 Oh no...Sand People!  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:07:25pm

re: #286 Occasional Reader

#282 Sand People:

The 'insane' will keep doing the same thing and expect different results.

To be honest, I've never been fond of that purported defintion of "insanity". I first heard it at one of these unintentionally comical "team-building" seminars. Only a few minutes after giving us this "insanity" defintion, they went on to laud the virtue of "persistence", noting how Thomas Edison failed umpty-ump times before inventing the light bulb (or something of the sort). There was no apparent recognition of the contradiction between the two.

Anyway, jellobob's problem isn't insanity, it's simple dishonesty.

Good point.

298 amused  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:07:27pm

Heh, yeah I knew it wasn't spelled right but I didn't want to it look up.

299 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:08:33pm
I'd like to know how Charles, Malkin, Kristol, and O'Reilly conspired to create this anti-Kos echo chamber.

I'm sure they got to work on it right after they finished placing the demolition charges in the WTC North Tower, moron.

300 amused  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:09:45pm

But, it IS an echo chamber at work.

301 Dianna  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:09:58pm
It is not my intent to make any one feel badly about the people who are being killed by the troops who are going over to any foreign country to kill people or to help prevent those who have been sent to kill them from being killed by the ones they are trying to kill, and most especially it is not my intent to denigrate or offend those who have had a loved one killed, whether he or she was killed by the people they were sent to kill and didn't kill in time, or accidentally by one of the people who was sent there to help them kill them, or even by some other person who had a loved one killed and decided to kill someone else in revenge, or even those who were killed by one of the good killers by mistake. They are all heroes.

I admit to being unable to "get" satire. But if this is supposed to be a satirical apology about a satirical post, A. Whitney Brown (used to be an SF street performer with his dog, and was pretty darn funny about the dog), has become a blithering idiot.

Were I the woman who originally took offense, I think my offense would be trebled.

302 Naughtius  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:10:47pm

re: #295 buzzsawmonkey

re: #292 amused


algorythm

"Algorithm" is a mathematical formula.

"Algorhythm" is the former Vice President trying to dance.

I don't know what "algorythm" is.

What about "Algorrhea"?

303 Hard Right  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:11:20pm

re: #290 LC LaWedgie

re: #280 Hard Right

jb says the Army isn't picky and infers in #65 is that contractors are lower than the Army.
I'm 24 years retired USAF and a contractor for 13 years.
I wonder how many low-life contractors post at Kos. There's lots of LLLs in the defense industry, most with no military service. Some are flamin' card-carrying commies.

Leftists feeding from the hated govt trough while complaining about others allegedly doing so? I'm shocked...not at all. One of the requirements to be a LLL is Godzilla sized hypocrisy.

304 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:11:45pm

re: #296 funkyfantom

I don't know that I was necessarily "convinced." I just took him at his word because I had no reason not to. Most posers say they were Rangers, Seals or Special Forces "Agent Orange." Fuel handling, while necessary and honorable, is not really a glamor MOS.

I see no reason to doubt him.

305 Oh no...Sand People!  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:11:55pm

re: #292 amused

More hysteria from Charles.

I can't quite tell, but it appears that the 'recommended' list of diaries at DailyKos is generated by some sort of algorythm that is based on the number of comments within the diary, plus some other undisclosed factor.

I'd like to know how Charles, Malkin, Kristol, and O'Reilly conspired to create this anti-Kos echo chamber. It seems rather obvious.

What?! You didn't mention Rush, Hannity, Beck, or Savage? Geesh.

This 'echo chamber' is not anti-Kos. DKos is a small appendage of the 'source'. The 'source' being Marxism/socialism/fascism/communism/pseudo liberalism or any other 'ism' designed to tear America apart and remove freedom from we the people.

306 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:12:23pm
But, it IS an echo chamber at work.

I see. When two or more conservatives tend to agree on something, it's by definition a "conspiracy" and an "echo chamber". Got it.

307 ibmkeyboard  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:12:29pm

re: #285 theflash219

But instead, we've become so concerned with winning the "hearts and minds" of those who wish to kill us.


Amen Bro.

Been there and tried that winning the "hearts and minds" bullshit.
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

I would like to slap the piss out of military intelligence officers that dream up that Shiite.

308 Outrider  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:12:47pm

re: #298 amused

Heh, yeah I knew it wasn't spelled right but I didn't want to it look up.


know critisism intended, but ther is a spel chek on the bottom of the comment sekchen.

309 filetandrelease  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:13:26pm

Thanks for a great posting of comments Lizards. Not only some really funny shit on this one, but some heady stuff as well. Suffice to say the troll has been spanked soundly.

310 amused  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:13:45pm

re: #306 Occasional Reader

But, it IS an echo chamber at work.

I see. When two or more conservatives tend to agree on something, it's by definition a "conspiracy" and an "echo chamber". Got it.

Good, now go forth and spread the Word.

311 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:14:18pm

And of course, when liberals agree on something, why, they're a "grass roots movement".

312 bubbasbbq  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:14:27pm

Who said we were civil? I sure as hell am not. It is the yellow bellies (AKA liberals) who are always embracing diversity and wanting peace love and cheap drugs. Yep, everyone of all races creeds and sexual persuasions all doing, thinking and being the exact same thing. or else.

313 Outrider  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:15:03pm

re: #306 Occasional Reader

I see. When two or more conservatives tend to agree on something, it's by definition a "conspiracy" and an "echo chamber". Got it.

What? You didn't get your copy of that memo?

314 Oh no...Sand People!  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:15:52pm

re: #300 amused

But, it IS an echo chamber at work.

Fine with me. I love the choir. I love preaching to it. I love defending it. I would choose this echo chamber over the Dkos echo chamber, the MSNBC, CNN, Faux News, CBS, ABC, HBO, MTV, NY TIMES, LA TIMES, SF Chronicle, and time...

You say 'echo chamber' as an insult...as the conservative minority in a media filled with leftist 'groupthink', I wear 'echo chamber' with pride. If we don't say it to each other, we will not hear it elsewhere.

315 Hard Right  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:16:49pm

re: #311 Occasional Reader

And of course, when liberals agree on something, why, they're a "grass roots movement".

If you mean grass as in pot, you are correct.

316 Silhouette  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:17:22pm
LGF really is the new religion of peace.

Yea,

getting insulted with a few four-letter-words peppered in

blowing up 300 school children, beheading little girls, shooting babies strapped in their car seats

same thing.

/

Waitress, I'll have the moral equivalency with a side of distraction from a losing point, please

317 Oh no...Sand People!  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:18:56pm

Well, lizards...have fun giving 'Amused' the troll treatment.

Bye all.

318 ibmkeyboard  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:20:19pm

re: #287 distwalker

re: #281 ibmkeyboard

It is significant that I, as a combat infantryman, don't see his lack of service as relevant. Expert witnesses must establish their credentials. That is what I was doing.

I pump my own gas now. Better?


Sorry,
I somehow got you crossed with Jellobob.
I though he made that comment.

My Bad,
These new reply and quotes messed me up.

319 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:21:48pm
320 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:22:17pm

And of course, when conservatives criticize liberals, that's "an assault on free speech".

When liberals attempt to use state power to silence conservative speech, why, that's "the fairness doctrine".

321 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:22:33pm

re: #318 ibmkeyboard

I understand. No harm done. Sorry for my rather harsh reply.

322 David E  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:23:23pm

My daughter's friend just got back from16 months in Afghanistan with a Mos 17. He was there so that my daughter could criticize Markos if she wanted, and she actually did last election cycle. She hasn't served, but to Bob it just doesn't matter.

323 Paul  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:24:08pm

#300 amused bemused

That's better.

324 Hard Right  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:24:55pm

re: #323 Paul

#300 amused bemused

That's better.

Mentally ill. That's more accurate.

325 TMF  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:24:56pm

Its all part of the plan

KOS lets in a crazy post or two, then attacks it so the Dems appear "moderate" and appeal to swing voters concerned about the fringyness of the modern Dems

Its a no brainer

326 Fernandez  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:25:33pm

Does anyone believe Jellobob was in the military? Would anybody in the Quartermaster Branch claim they were 'logistics'? It is appropriate that he picked a MOS which required such a low ASVAB score. Did it take him so long to come up with this because he was embarassed or he had to research it? I'm leaning to research. The truth doesn't take a long time to google and he was remarkably short on details.

Where did you do your AIT? You were stationed where? Rank? Awards? Tell us of your illustrious career Jellobob. We are dying to hear of your exploits in pumping gas. (Which sounds like your civilian career, more likely).

Is it sadder to be a civilian who loathes the military or a civilian who loathes themself enough to pretend to have served in the military?

Fernandez, CPT, JA, U.S. Army
MOS 27A

327 Dad O' Blondes  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:25:41pm

OR...

You can support the troops by saying stuff like this:
___

"...The unbelievers will say they are but words, but a slogan, but a flamboyant phrase. Every pedant, every demagogue, every cynic, every hypocrite, every troublemaker, and I am sorry to say, some others of an entirely different character, will try to downgrade them even to the extent of mockery and ridicule.

But these are some of the things they do. They build your basic character. They mold you for your future roles as the custodians of the nation's defense. They make you strong enough to know when you are weak, and brave enough to face yourself when you are afraid. They teach you to be proud and unbending in honest failure, but humble and gentle in success; not to substitute words for actions, not to seek the path of comfort, but to face the stress and spur of difficulty and challenge; to learn to stand up in the storm but to have compassion on those who fall; to master yourself before you seek to master others; to have a heart that is clean, a goal that is high; to learn to laugh, yet never forget how to weep; to reach into the future yet never neglect the past; to be serious yet never to take yourself too seriously; to be modest so that you will remember the simplicity of true greatness, the open mind of true wisdom, the meekness of true strength. They give you a temper of the will, a quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions, a freshness of the deep springs of life, a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity, of an appetite for adventure over love of ease. They create in your heart the sense of wonder, the unfailing hope of what next, and the joy and inspiration of life.

They teach you in this way to be an officer and a gentleman..."
___

Duty, Honor, Country. Read the whole thing. One of the most remakable pieces of oratory in American History, and a fitting testament to the bravery, character and chivalry of the American GI.

[Link: www.americanrhetoric.com...]

.

328 Killian Bundy  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:25:56pm

re: #310 amused

Good, now go forth and spread the Word.

My, my, what a snappy retort.

/right back at ya

329 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:27:09pm

re: #300 amused

If this was an echo chamber you Jellobob and chenZen would already be banned. Try posting a dissenting opinion over at Dkos and see what happens.

330 kcladderman  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:27:10pm

Fact check here:

Charles Johnson never served in the Military.

Kos did


So that means kos is a serial killer?

331 nemo  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:29:30pm

Because you have never experienced something you can not know of, write of or speak of it .

Yep, that's certainly KOS logic at work.

332 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:30:46pm

re: #326 Fernandez

I dunno there counselor, I have seen plenty of lower enlisted soldiers sort of drift in and drift out of the Army without much thought. These are the guys that carve FTA into every Bluemoon out at the qualification range. Ya know?

333 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:32:00pm

#326 Fernandez:

Would anybody in the Quartermaster Branch claim they were 'logistics'?

That sounded odd to me, too.

334 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:34:04pm

Mmmm... Blue Moon...

335 Spiny Norman  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:36:53pm

re: #305 Oh no...Sand People!

This 'echo chamber' is not anti-Kos. DKos is a small appendage of the 'source'.

A useless and annoying appendage, like chronically inflamed tonsils.

336 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:38:31pm

re: #334 Occasional Reader

Not mmm... Bluemoon...

337 LC LaWedgie  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:39:00pm

re: #326 Fernandez

The U.S. military is the most efficient socialist operative in the world. That's why the LLL hates it.

338 Dianna  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:40:03pm

re: #260 Occasional Reader

Nor will you, I don't think. Phelps was, at that time, still busy suing everyone in sight in Oklahoma and getting disbarred (circa 1996), if I recall his timeline correctly.

339 Geekasaurus  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:41:16pm

re: #75 Milk Toast Intolerant

re: #29 NoSubmission

From the quote you cited,


What am I going to do with a bunch of dead Iraqis? Plus I don’t even get to keep them. I mean, I might like to have a skull or something to use as a paperweight, on my desk. I’m not saying I would, but it might be a nice gesture to send out a few skulls out to those of us who are paying the cost. You know you can adopt a kid for 15 dollars a month in Brazil or somewhere and you get pictures of them living their miserable lives. But I have paid hundreds of dollars in taxes over my lifetime, hundreds of dollars, and I don’t have so much as a single picture of an Iraqi child that I paid to have killed. It would be nice to just have something, you know, to remember them by... a picture, a lock of hair, perhaps a necklace of ears...

I will bet you a nice lunch at a quality restaurant that this fella doesn't work much. Most of us paid thousands in taxes, and even more.

HUNDREDS? THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN TAXES? I should be so lucky. I paid more in taxes last year than I did in the first 10 years of my adult life COMBINED. Taxes are my biggest expense..well ahead of the rental on my middle-income apartment (about $900/month) ahead of my car payment ($380/month) and certainly ahead of food and clothing expenses. I have multiple illnesses, but my medical expense each month comes nowhere near my tax burden (though it varies a lot).

Last year in income taxes alone (not including Social Security) my tax bill was $17,000. Throw in SS, Medicare and everything else, and I am contributing over $30,000 each year to the federal government alone. Texas doesn't have income taxes, so we pay property taxes instead. The last time I owned a home (2001) my tax bill was $3600, or $300/month or $10/day. This was for a 1100 sq. ft, 3BR 2Ba ranch-style home in a Dallas 'burb.

But then I contribute to society with both financial resources (giving generously) and with my time and effort (volunteering). I don't have time to whine and complain about the military. Instead I am damn grateful and indebted to the men and women who let me live in this free and productive country by sacrifice of sweat and occasionally blood. They aren't paid enough.

But thats the difference between a Lizard and a Kossack: gratefulness. (most) Lizards are grateful to a great country and the people who serve it. Kossacks are arrogant *ssh*l*s who would not recognize gratitude if it bit them in the nether regions.

340 dean_acheson  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:47:41pm

re: #65 jellobob

Which one said, "Screw them"?

That was not about our service members, but contractors.

you are so cute. run along now, let the adults talk.

341 dean_acheson  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:48:34pm

re: #330 kcladderman

Fact check here:

Charles Johnson never served in the Military.

Kos did


So that means kos is a serial killer?

that is the quote of the day...

342 code red 21  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:50:13pm

#285 theflash219


Thanks for your service to our country and thanks for a well reasoned response to the garbage that is flowing in this blog.

343 kcladderman  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:50:54pm

re: #163 distwalker

I was on the Independence launching your air support

344 cpuller  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:51:56pm

Hold on a second, someone said, "What gives you the right to diminish his service?"

George Bush served, but we had numerous liberals diminishing of his service.

I guess that diminishing was ok, though.

345 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:54:01pm

#336 distwalker:

Not mmm... Bluemoon...

My Blue Moon leads directly to multiple trips to yours.

346 Uncle Joe  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:54:59pm

re: #314 Oh no...Sand People!
If we don't say it to each other, we will not hear it elsewhere.

And we are not going to get an intelligent, civil debate from the Kos kids and their NY Times/CBS/NPR enablers. So here we are.

DailyKos is a perfect mobius loop of hard-left idiocy and yet "amused" claims LGF is the echo chamber. There truly is no chance whatsoever of dialogue with those people.

347 distwalker  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:56:37pm

re: #343 kcladderman

Cool. I actually got to ride an OH-58 out to the deck of the Guam. We were on the deck for about three minutes. Just enough time to grab some maps.

So I assume it was an A-7 from the Independence that caused the, shall we say "unpleasantness", at the Crazy House near Fort Frederick?

348 Strike Hornet  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 2:57:30pm

re: #112 shaneborgess

W
Those who are Anti-Islamofascist have our own spokesman.

General George S. Patton. 2007 version.

Thanks! That was great...Man do we need some like that today...

349 nyc redneck  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 3:05:52pm

i think ya'all squelched yellow jello pretty well. he was truly annoying. his bs abt. who served and didn't serve is not that impt. i thank all those who did serve but more importantly i'm interested in how some one thinks now. ( if kos served, well it was lost on him. and i doubt that jello served.) charles can say what ever he wants abt these traitors, and they are traitors to me. they are against everything i'm for. and their screeds and rantings are not good for our country. charles has given me no indication that he is anything but a true patriot. who cares if he served? you gotta remember jon cary served, jimmy carter served. what does that mean? look at their behavior now. reprehensible.

350 kcladderman  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 3:08:26pm

re: #347 distwalker

Yes would have been from VA 15 or VA 87 if memory serves me right

351 R2D2  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 3:09:56pm

A lots of military vets here (not surprising).
My deepest respect for you guys.
I've read somewhere good analysis on coward moonbat ways of smearing military. How those who are not strong enough, not MEN enough, can't stand their cowardliness mentally and turn it into "smartness" and "high moral principles". How they insult and despise bravest, finest men and women of their nation (it was the same thing in Russia by the way where I served too), just to suppress their deep realization of their cowardliness.

352 Russkilitlover  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 3:10:25pm

re: #158 ibrodsky

"John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on half-pint of shanty was particularly ill!"

353 kawfytawk  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 3:13:46pm

Is this the infamous A. Whitney Brown?
[Link: www.patjohnson.com...]

If it is he has a pretty big mouth for such a scrawny little sh*t!

354 nyc redneck  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 3:14:39pm

re: #351 R2D2re: #351 R2D2

that's exactly what the cowards do.

355 grumpy old codger  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 3:21:02pm

I'm afraid that there is nothing I or anyone could say that would convince or change the minds of people like A Whitney. The are either brainwashed, drugged or incapable of rational thought.
Regarding my duty in the Us Army, i can only say that i saw my duty and I'm doing it. It has been through the sacrifices of my fellow soldiers, marines, coasties and airmen, that bozos like a Whitney have the ability to slur this country.
BTW, for MOT (un)Happy 9th Ab.

356 Jack of Shadows  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 3:24:55pm

re: #165 cybermonk

Ron Paul: USAF

357 Hard Right  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 3:35:23pm

Leftists can't stand someone being superior to them "morally" or being more of an authority than them on something they care about. That is part of the reason why they try to tear our soldiers down. The other reason is because they will fight for America and think highly of it-the leftists will not and do not.

358 DANEgerus  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 3:49:03pm

Daily "Screw'Em" Kos supports the troops... as long as that means smearing them as war-criminals and submitting them to the judgement of the French.

Code Pink is the current 'military wing' of the (D)emocrat party but the Daily "Screw'Em" Kos is the Hamas to those Fatah.

359 Richard Romano  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 3:51:43pm

Mr. Brown, *** you!

360 Stuck-in-CA  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 4:02:46pm

re: #359 Richard Romano

You aren't Richard Romano from N.J., the brother of Laura, are you?

361 Challenger  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 4:36:52pm

Disgusting. Then the author pulls it with the usual disclaimer...I'm just misunderstood... What a bunch of BS. He can't even just come out and stand by what he's written.

362 Shaky Louie  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 4:41:12pm

re: #238 jellobob

I was a 77F 4F


Yeah.
Way to make friends around here, bobby-boy.
Thank G-d for the scroll wheel!

363 Carolina Girl  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 4:54:47pm

re: #326 Fernandez

Does anyone believe Jellobob was in the military?

And look...2.5 hours later and the questions in your post still haven't been answered.

364 Milk Toast Intolerant  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 5:45:58pm

re: #339 Geekasaurus

But thats the difference between a Lizard and a Kossack: gratefulness. (most) Lizards are grateful to a great country and the people who serve it. Kossacks are arrogant *ssh*l*s who would not recognize gratitude if it bit them in the nether regions.

That about sums it up. For the life of me, I am still not able to explain why liberals are such ungrateful bastards.

365 Milk Toast Intolerant  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 5:46:53pm

re: #364 Milk Toast Intolerant

I should say Leftists, not liberals. There are some liberal lizards here and they are appreciative of the US military.

366 Milk Toast Intolerant  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 5:48:58pm

re: #232 jellobob

LGF civility, the new religion of peace.

You're comparing us to a bunch of Islamic head-chopping savages?

367 jwbaumann  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 5:49:38pm

I'm sad to say that either we've all been schnookered, or there are truly evil people out there claiming to be Americans.

I seriously doubt that the real A. Whitney Brown wrote that crap. For one, he is far too smart to be that stupid, and two, he understands America, freedom, and comedy too well to write something so unfunny.

My classic AWB moment was back in about 1987, when the SCOTUS ruled that burning the American flag was protected free speech. On SNL, he made the classic statement, "Only the lowest form of scum would burn the American flag. But in America, there's no law against being the lowest form of scum."

I'm applying the 48 hour rule on this post.

368 Wookieelips  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 6:22:21pm

So much for the "pro-gay rights" facade that those freaks like to put up.
Dissing soldiers because you think they might be gay? Yeah, that's real freakin' "progressive".
Also, the gay-basher lives in a free country because of our strong military.
The ironing is delicious.

369 Wood Man  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 6:58:47pm
Because they sign a contract that says they will kill whoever you tell me to kill. And that is morally retarded.

I must have missed that bit when I enlisted. I guess I can ignore the training I received on the Law of Armed Conflict, the Geneva Convention, the theater Rules of Engagement, and most recently the mandatory ethics training.

Thank god this guy can simplify my responsibilities to "kill whoever I'm told to kill" Makes life a lot easier it does.

370 startxjeff  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 7:22:25pm
Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.

At one time, Treason was a crime thought worse than Murder. We have a bunch of socialist progressive liberals who openly display their hatred and disgust for their country in a time of war. As such, they are giving the enemy Aid and Comfort with seditionist acts of rebellion.

Will anyone say that the NeoCommunist Civil War has started?

371 longrange  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 7:44:30pm

(Best bumper sticker in the world, saw it last weekend)

If you don't stand behind our troops,
please feel free to stand in front of them.

372 starbird  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 7:45:09pm

re: #367 jwbaumann

I seriously doubt that the real A. Whitney Brown wrote that crap. For one, he is far too smart to be that stupid, and two, he understands America, freedom, and comedy too well to write something so unfunny.
I'm applying the 48 hour rule on this post.

I totally agree! I remember many great lines by AWB - he is too intelligent to create such junk as seen here. Sounds more like Al Franken to me.

/sigh* missing the real SNL

373 Joan Not of Arc  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 7:55:43pm

I'm sorry- I'm not sure what is going on here. Is this moron trying to be witty or relevant? I guess I'm not astute enough to get his "humour".

374 longrange  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 8:48:45pm

Wowsers. I had no freaking idea this place could get this . . . busy . . . LOL
DAMN, wish I could have come in on this sooner :)
(I'm at a school, and should be studying...)
Seems like jello went back under the bridge. Bad troll! Bad, bad troll, no cookie!

375 Special Forces Grunt  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 9:00:27pm

I remind folks:

It is the soldier, not the reporter,
Who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the soldier, not the poet,
Who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the soldier, not the campus organizer,
Who has given us the freedom to demonstrate.
It is the soldier,
Who salutes the flag,
Who serves beneath the flag,
And whose coffin is draped by the flag,
Who allows the protester to burn the flag.

376 Richard Romano  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 10:05:04pm
You aren't Richard Romano from N.J., the brother of Laura, are you?

No, I'm not -- I live in Toronto. Did the expletive mislead? :)

377 VacuumJockey  Mon, Jul 23, 2007 11:03:11pm

I question his patriotism.

378 baconeatingkaffir  Tue, Jul 24, 2007 4:21:28am

re: #366 Milk Toast Intolerant

re: #232 jellobob


LGF civility, the new religion of peace.

You're comparing us to a bunch of Islamic head-chopping savages?

Wait, he can't do that. He's never been an Islamic head-chopping savage! How dare he do that?!

379 SWFanC3PO  Tue, Jul 24, 2007 6:15:05am

"A. Whitney Brown" or whoever you are, if this sums up how you feel, "I’ll say it; I support our troops - cowards, queers, and all. ..." please man up if the time comes when say, you need the military to save your ass during a natural disaster, you know, like a flood or riot, tell the National Guard to take a hike. If a jihadi is about to pull the trigger on you during a hijacking, hold up a sign saying "Delta Force don't save me."
As for your hatred of homosexuals, why don't you take up your homophobia with the first gay you see with a Pride Flag that has a bear paw on it...

380 lastofourkind  Tue, Jul 24, 2007 8:53:57am

hey lizards been awhile...im afraid ole' JELLOBLOB sounds like another chapter case to me.but it has been fun watching it get pack mauled tee heee!chapter 13 probably (was that one for non adaptability to military life?) cant remenber been so long.


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