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'Shock Troops' Author Outs Himself

Thu, Jul 26, 2007 at 8:17:06 am PDT

The author of “Shock Troops” has been named at The New Republic: Scott Thomas Beauchamp. And he says anyone who criticized his article is a chickenhawk.

My Diarist, “Shock Troops,” and the two other pieces I wrote for the New Republic have stirred more controversy than I could ever have anticipated. They were written under a pseudonym, because I wanted to write honestly about my experiences, without fear of reprisal. Unfortunately, my pseudonym has caused confusion. And there seems to be one major way in which I can clarify the debate over my pieces: I’m willing to stand by the entirety of my articles for the New Republic using my real name.

I am Private Scott Thomas Beauchamp, a member of Alpha Company, 1/18 Infantry, Second Brigade Combat Team, First Infantry Division.

My pieces were always intended to provide my discreet view of the war; they were never intended as a reflection of the entire U.S. Military. I wanted Americans to have one soldier’s view of events in Iraq.

It’s been maddening, to say the least, to see the plausibility of events that I witnessed questioned by people who have never served in Iraq. I was initially reluctant to take the time out of my already insane schedule fighting an actual war in order to play some role in an ideological battle that I never wanted to join. That being said, my character, my experiences, and those of my comrades in arms have been called into question, and I believe that it is important to stand by my writing under my real name.

He had a blog, too.

Bryan at Hot Air has a long post on the story this morning: Scott Thomas revealed; Update: So is his blog.

“Chickenhawk” Uncle Jimbo at Blackfive responds: Private Beauchamp- Requiem for a dung beetle.

And I’m sure “chickenhawk” Greyhawk at Mudville Gazette will have something to add soon.

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1 Sharmuta  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:19:05am
It’s been maddening, to say the least, to see the plausibility of events that I witnessed questioned by people who have never served in Iraq.

Yes- how dare we question!

2 Naughtius  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:19:13am

I still say he's a douche, and spewing hearsay rather than firsthand perspective.

3 Sharmuta  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:28:23am

It's my fault. I posted firsties and the blog crashed.

4 Charles  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:31:53am

Traffic suddenly went through the roof for some reason. It's coming back down now.

5 Just_A_Grunt  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:32:02am

It is worth it to go over to Hot Air where Bryan has the link to his blog and read the entry on May 8, 2006, about 3 or 4 months before he was ever "boots on the ground" in Iraq. He was in Germany at the time. Looks like he already had the theme in his mind for his future writings.

6 DVAPREZ  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:32:20am

Pure theater!

7 willtay73  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:32:47am

The only comment I have is that he writes quite well for a private in the U.S. Army. I spent 4 years in the military and I can assure you that a soldier with those writing abilities would have been quickly plucked from the grunt ranks and setup as an assistant to some officer. Well, more like a clerk. Actually, I don't think he would have even made it into the infantry. The Army would have noticed those writing skills after his ASVAB test and the recruiters would have pushed him into some other MOS instead of infantry. I still think this is a sham.

8 jcm  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:33:13am

I foresee a blanket party in the Alpha Company, 1/18 Infantry, Second Brigade Combat Team, First Infantry Division.

9 friarstale  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:34:10am

I only wish the people who leak stuff to Seymour Hersch wd come out so quickly

10 NY Nana  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:34:14am

OTOH? They are actually going to do something to investigate more thoroughly what happened to Pat Tillman, the antithesis of the POS who wrote those articles,etc. This is from al-Guardian, but it was also on the radio this AM...

There must be accountability.

11 bluegrass boy  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:34:41am

im sure hes popular around the ole mess hall today.....

12 friarstale  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:35:11am

I hope all his buddies start writing their own blogs
methinks there might be some dirt on Beauchamp, too

13 Just_A_Grunt  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:35:14am

re: #7 willtay73
When I left the Army in 99 I was in the Infantry and we had everything from guys with MBA's to those who came from professional careers in the civillian world. There wasn't any real effort to get them out unless they were just FUBAR and you would be better off without them.

14 jcm  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:35:26am

re: #7 willtay73

The only comment I have is that he writes quite well for a private in the U.S. Army. I spent 4 years in the military and I can assure you that a soldier with those writing abilities would have been quickly plucked from the grunt ranks and setup as an assistant to some officer. Well, more like a clerk. Actually, I don't think he would have even made it into the infantry. The Army would have noticed those writing skills after his ASVAB test and the recruiters would have pushed him into some other MOS instead of infantry. I still think this is a sham.

You might have something, I was pulled out of ranks in basic and sent off to see an officer (it's basic and I was scared sh*tless about being sent to see an officer) they wanted to put me in a highly technical MOS.

15 LoneSome Journey  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:35:33am

The Ward Churchill or Dan Rather of the US military? Honor, Integrity and Truth are irrelevant. Simply spew a lie over and over and pretend it's fact.

16 Rednek  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:35:35am

I admire that he is willing to stand up to the heat.

17 loppyd  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:35:50am

Why did he join in the first place?

Free education? Seriously, I don't get it.

18 NY Nana  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:35:55am

re: #11 bluegrass boy

Maybe Mother Sheehag could adopt him..he sounds like her kind of kid, unlike Casey, a hero.

19 wargammer2005  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:36:45am

OT:

AOL has more details on the family in Conn.

how people can treat each other this way is just beyond my understanding.

i need to close IE and go away for a while.

20 Iron Fist  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:36:55am

re: #11 bluegrass boy,

He's especially popular with the (imaginary) screaming nut-case carrying-around-a-piece-of-skull crowd. The boy just has very colorful imaginary friends.

Probably the only friends he has.

21 NoSubmission  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:36:57am

His blog is pretty strange.

22 cpuller  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:37:08am

Hopefully, they'll get him out. He's a cancer to his unit now.

1st ID - Isn't that The Big Red One? I'm sure the vets of that division are happy to have this guy wearing that uniform.

23 Rednek  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:37:12am

OT

Oscar the cat knows when you are about to die.

24 justnobody  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:37:21am
all I really want to do is teach history and lay around and read and hustle around and repair the world (tikkun olam)


Heh. The guy has been reading Jewish moonbat literature.

25 loppyd  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:37:36am

I love this quote from Black Five:

Every unit has a Scott Thomas, the whiny pissant whose brilliance is never recognized and who is always being abused by the chain of command for stuff that's not his fault. It would be normal to hear folks telling him to STFU and do his damn job.

There's always one. Whether it be in the armed forces or a mundane office.

26 scottthecanuck  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:37:53am

Every community has its weasels, we shouldn't be surprised to find them even in the company of heroes.

27 realwest  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:38:03am

re: #7 willtay73 Um, not disputing what you say (or at least not very much) but I was a college graduate when I enlisted in the Army during Vietnam; refused the officer route (for two reasons: one is I wasn't sure how the hell I'd react in combat, much less how good a "leader" I'd be in combat and two because it would have extended my tour of active duty by some 10 months or so) and remained in the infantry. It's possible he was combat arms and it's remotely possible that part of what he says happened did happen, but I wouldn't bet on it.

28 opnion  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:38:15am

Ok, the guy is a soldier. On top of that he really is in Iraq.
I do believe however that he is fabricating this stuff.
American troops are not , I reapeat are not playing with baby parts.
it would be interesting to find out if he is actually a combat troop. I am not saying that he is not, but I would like to know.

29 mean Gene  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:38:22am

I'm glad Michelle posted that "poem" of his....

Every morning I get up and I’m a little more liberal than the day before....

Every morning I get up and think I’m a tool for global corporations.....

Every morning I get up and say I’m Scott Beauchamp, in the army, living in Germany, and this is my life, and I’m going to be treated like shit today and do landscaping and janitorial work and practice killing people and there could be no other way to appreciate what I had or what I’m going to have once I get out other than enduring this now when all I really want to do is teach history and lay around and read and hustle around and repair the world (tikkun olam) and sift through knowledge and improve culture and learn how to sail and work in soup kitchens and start a family and really, I mean REALLY study the best the western civilization has to offer and facilitiate the mystery and power through everything I do, but I cant do it ....

Looks like he can't stick to a pattern without going off on a wild rant before too long.
He also does not do a thing to proove any of his story's points.

30 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:38:24am

Yes, it's going to be interesting to see the reaction of the chickenhawks among the milbloggers - you know all those folks who served and might have a thing or two to say about the writings of Pvt. Beauchamp.

Michael Yon might have something to say about things as well, since he's been to FOB Falcon in the past.

I get the sense that Beauchamp will have to get his facts straight.

Of course, what is most fascinating is that TNR revealed Beauchamp, but has yet to actually weigh in on whether they can corroborate the details in Beauchamp's stories. All they can say is that they're working on it. If you're in the business of reporting and journalism, aren't you supposed to do the fact checking before you publish?

Most curious.

31 Dirk Diggler  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:38:31am

If this guy does another tour, he's going to be on point a lot.

32 Just_A_Grunt  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:38:44am

re: #10 NY Nana

OTOH? They are actually going to do something to investigate more thoroughly what happened to Pat Tillman, the antithesis of the POS who wrote those articles,etc. This is from al-Guardian, but it was also on the radio this AM...

There must be accountability.


There is nothing more to be gained from any more investigations in regards to the Tillman incident. It was a friendly fire incident and tragic, but there is nothing left to be gained by continually regurgitating the events surrounding his death. I guess people won't be happy until every member of that squad commits suicide over the guilt they are experiencing. Maybe then people will shut up and let him rest in peace.

33 insanity police  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:38:56am

It must be hard fighting the war in Iraq at the same time he is fighting against U.S. troops.

Day time reading-
Anti-Israel Activist Mike Staunch: Israel Must Be Dismantled

Islamists and Leftists in Detroit declare "Death to Zionism"

34 njdhockeyfan[deleted]  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:39:03am
35 psaturn  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:39:13am

OK now his company mates can either verify what he described and vouch for him or reject him.

36 Geepers  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:39:25am
It’s been maddening, to say the least, to see the plausibility of events that I witnessed questioned by people who have never served in Iraq.

I'll bet.

So then what is it when your story is questioned by someone who does serve in Iraq. Someone like say:

Maj. Kirk Luedeke, the public affairs officer at FOB Falcon, wrote a letter to the Weekly Standard, in which he emphatically denied several of Thomas' accounts. He claimed unequivocally that there was no mass grave discovered in the base's area of operations. "None. Zero. Zip."
Luedeke has called for Thomas to identify himself and blames the magazine for falling for his claims. "Foer can produce all of the alleged 'eyewitnesses' he wants -- unless these individuals are willing to back up their claims with real evidence, it's just so much garbage on a computer screen. Some people seem to forget that the burden of proof should be on the New Republic to back up his unsubstantiated claims and not the other way around."

37 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:39:48am

Heh, he's Fwench.

38 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:40:03am

Absolutely true, just like all the crap in that book/movie Jarhead.

/Dont get me started on how full of shit that was

39 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:40:23am

He is John Kerry.

40 willtay73  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:40:30am

MBA's are a dime a dozen at UOP. More to the point, I can't write for sh!t but I have a Master's. Who cares. I have professional career as well. I am just saying is that private writes darn well for some grunt. I left the Army in '95 and I remember anyone with any skills like that getting plucked right out of the unit and sent up to command S1, S2, S3, or S4. It just does not make sense to me that somebody with those writing skills is a private in the Army. I am not saying it couldn't happen but it gives you something to think about.

41 Ojoe  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:40:39am
42 xtraBilly  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:40:52am
....and repair the world (tikkun olam)

Sounds like he and Paris Hilton could hook up and do this tikkun olam thingy.

43 realwest  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:40:55am

re: #25 loppyd You're lucky if it's only one!

44 spikester  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:41:55am

Fits the profile of Killitary I think.

45 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:42:15am

Coz

46 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:42:17am

re: #36 Geepers

Yes, that certainly does throw gum in the works. Of course, the retort will likely be that of course the PAO has to take that line - he's the propagandist for the military or some other such nonsense.

It's more difficult when you get folks like Michael Yon, Greyhawk and Blackfive weighing in.... and the numbers are only going to grow as others dissect his record.

It shouldn't take long to figure out this guy's billeting and chronology of events.

47 bosforus  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:42:24am

from his blog

I'm somewhere in Kuwait. Its a dry hot, like what suicides feel when they stick their heads in the oven.

?
first, whenever i've opened an oven it's always felt humid.
second, when people kill themselves with an oven, they usually use a gas oven so they can strike the match and blow themselves up. the gas doesn't give off any heat. i don't think i've ever heard of anyone crawling into an electric oven to kill themselves. ouch!

but regardless, this guy's writing style is straight out of an episode of Dragnet.

48 oilbertan  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:42:32am

#15 - How about the Jéan Francois Kerrié of the US Military. In no time he'll be a headliner at some anti war demonstration along with Saint Cindy and the rest of the Code Pinkos. Who knows maybe they'll even bring Hanoi Jane out of semi retirement.

49 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:42:51am

re: #7 willtay73

I disagree. Not sure when yoy served. But when I was in( 81-90) there were plenty of fairly smart guys in the infantry.

There was a picture of him at Malkin or Mudville. He looks like every Dud I a ever knew.

Given his rank E-1 and what appears to be his description of doing extra duty( usually given with loss of rank following Article 15) I suspect that what we have here is DFC.

Dud, first class.

50 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:42:55am

EURASIA INSIGHT
POPULAR IMAM RULES OUT ISLAMIC REVOLUTION IN AZERBAIJAN

A popular Sunni imam in Baku believes that there are no grounds for an Islamic revolution in Azerbaijan. In an interview with Day.az website, Qamat Suleymanov, who is the leader of the Abu Bakr religious community, said that Azerbaijan has no forces capable of staging a revolution [yet]. He also came against religious interference in politics [for now]. Suleymanov said that members of the Abu Bakr community, which is one of the largest in Azerbaijan, "serve God and the Fatherland but not the government." The following is an excerpt of an interview with Day.az website on 21 July headlined "The head of the Abu Bakr mosque: `We serve God and the Fatherland but not the government".

51 Sharmuta  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:43:02am
I was initially reluctant to take the time out of my already insane schedule fighting an actual war in order to play some role in an ideological battle that I never wanted to join.

I'm not sure at what he's driving at here (a dog, perhaps?) I have to assume he means the battle between the left and right and not the battle between the West and islamofascism.

This guy's a terrible writer. He was reluctant to join a battle he never wanted to be in. That's what we call "redundant", Scott. And why, if you were so reluctant, did you join this battle? Unless that statement I'm quoting is a lie, and you were more than eager to join this battle. But- you wouldn't write lies, would you Scott?

52 squarepeg  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:43:03am

He apparently got demoted at some point:

I’m active Army & an Iraq vet.

I just pulled up “Scott Thomas Beauchamp” on the secure “Army Knowledge Online” website. It lists his current rank as "PV2." (That data is kept accurate via pay records on that website.)

In his Sep 06 blog post he listed his rank as “Private First Class”. That indicates that without a doubt he was busted at least one rank as part of Article 15 proceedings under the Uniform Code of Military Justice, and he likely has a strong ax to grind with his chain of command.

(reader e-mail to Michelle Malkin)

53 scottthecanuck[deleted]  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:43:22am
54 cpuller  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:43:27am

re: #48 oilbertan

#15 - How about the J? Francois Kerri?f the US Military. In no time he'll be a headliner at some anti war demonstration along with Saint Cindy and the rest of the Code Pinkos. Who knows maybe they'll even bring Hanoi Jane out of semi retirement.

Maybe they can dig up St. Pancake.

Ok, that was bad.

55 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:43:30am

430 N. Koreans Said To Die of Hunger In Past Month

No one suffering in the world as much as the Palestinians.

Barack O'Bama.

56 willtay73  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:43:46am

And to follow up. He may be in the military and he may be in an infantry unit but I don't think he is 11B, not one bit. He could easily be a payroll clerk or intel specialist assigned to that unit. He could be taking stories he hears at chow and embellishing them a bit, or a lot.

57 Dustoff-507  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:44:23am

re: #31 Dirk Diggler

If this guy does another tour, he's going to be on point a lot.


Naaa Dirk. Guys like this get you killed. Point guys save your life.

58 bulwrk  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:44:32am

In my day we had a name for soldiers of his quailty.

shitbird

59 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:44:53am

in order to play some role in an ideological battle that I never wanted to join.

That may make sense if he had enlisted before 9/11.

60 realwest  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:45:24am

re: #32 Just_A_Grunt I agree with you about further investigations etc., but when a three star general is found to have obstucted justice, I think there must be some accountability for that.
The grunts that served with (and maybe were involved in the friendly fire) do deserve to have this let go and I do feel for them; friendly fire is truly horrible. But that a three star general lied and obstructed military investigators should not go unpunished.
Just sayin..........

61 Just_A_Grunt  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:45:30am

re: #53 scottthecanuck

born to be fragged


Oh he has a post on his blog about that too. Something about becoming and officer and getting fragged. All of that stuff was written before he went to Iraq. He was stationed in Germany. He arrived in Iraq in July or August of 2006

62 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:45:30am

re: #34 njdhockeyfan

It's soldiers like him who become statistics in friendly fire accidents.

I suspect he'll be pulled out pronto.

63 Peter Verkooijen  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:45:40am

From Scott Thomas Beauchamp’s blog, May 18, 2006:

I know that NOT participating in a war (and such a misguided one at that) should be considered better than wanting to be in one just to write a book...but you know, maybe id rather be a good man than a good artist...be both? Some can and some cant...i guess it all depends on how great an artist, or how great a man they want to be. Sometimes it feels like i have to choose between being totally loyal to thoughts of my future family OR totally loayl to chasing down the muse. must find a middle ground.
64 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:45:52am
when people kill themselves with an oven, they usually use a gas oven so they can strike the match and blow themselves up

I think they just turn on the gas and breathe it, generally.

65 storagemanager  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:46:03am

This is going to be a big problem..........

.The international street gang MS-13 is unifying its violent members across the U.S., including the D.C. area, attempting to strengthen its criminal operation by creating a single organization.

"Traditionally, the gang consisted of loosely affiliated groups known as cliques; however, law enforcement officials have reported increased coordination of criminal activity among Mara Salvatrucha cliques in the Atlanta, Dallas, Los Angeles, Washington, D.C., and New York metropolitan areas," states a confidential letter sent out earlier this month from the U.S. Attorney's Office in the Southern District of Illinois.

"MS-13 is attempting to become a unified criminal enterprise operating under one leadership."

The Washington Times has obtained a copy of the letter and an Army intelligence presentation on the growth of MS-13, or Mara Salvatrucha.

Federal law-enforcement agents say the gang is adopting tactics used by major Mexican and Colombian drug-trafficking groups and has become a gun-for-hire for many major Central and South American drug-trafficking cartels

. [Link: www.knowgangs.com...]

66 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:46:22am

re: #55 Ben Hur

psst, Ben, he's not Irish as far as you know.

67 shug  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:46:22am

Scott, I support the troops ( well troop in your case ) but not the ( well your private ) mission

68 Charles  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:46:31am

Have the lefty blogs started attacking yet?

69 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:46:32am

Libya's Other Captives

The real test for Mr. Gadhafi is when will he get around to freeing the Libyans. Libya received the lowest marks possible in the most recent edition of Freedom House's annual ratings of political freedoms and civil rights in world nations. The press-freedom watchdog group Reporters Without Borders concluded in a report on Libya in 2006 that the Gadhafi dictatorship is "one of the world's most repressive regimes as regards civil liberties."

The regime's victims include, to name but a few, a cyber-dissident, Abdel Razak al-Mansouri, who was imprisoned for posting criticisms of the regime on the Internet, and a journalist, Daif Al Ghazal, who was tortured, then murdered by agents of the regime, after speaking harshly about the Revolutionary Committees Movement. Al Ghazal's body was found with marks of torture; another journalist, Abdullah Ali al-Sanusi al-Darrat, has spent more time in prison than any other journalist in the world. His whereabouts are unknown, and he is presumed dead.

Libya's most famous democratic dissident, Fathi El Jahmi, who has called for free elections and a free press in Libya, was imprisoned just days after talks began to normalize relations between America and Libya. Although pressure from President Bush secured his release briefly in March 2004, Mr. El Jahmi's continued calls for democratic reforms in Libya resulted in his reincarceration a mere week later. Mr. El Jahmi is currently in detention. All this is necessary because of Mr. Gadhafi's declared goal of subsuming all of Europe and America under a Muslim Caliphate, which he articulated last year in an interview with Al Jazeera, where he warned Europe and America: "They should agree to become Islamic in the course of time, or else declare war on the Muslims."

70 lefty201  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:46:38am

he's a douche...have fun


Let them eat thier own, in the end only one will be left standing, and that makes them easier to kill.

71 willtay73  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:46:46am

re: #49 Endangered in MASS

He definitely has an ax to grind. I am not saying people that serve in the infantry are stupid, that is all some people want to do. I know when I joined I demanded to be in the infantry even though the recruiters tried to push me in another direction. I still did not get my way and I ended up in ADA. All I am saying is something is not right about this. The grammar, the stories, all of it.

72 bulwrk  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:46:46am

re: #7 willtay73


I resemble that remark.

73 njdhockeyfan  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:47:04am
74 Ojoe  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:47:10am

re: #63 Peter Verkooijen

Big narcissism in that quote there.

75 Rogue198  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:47:16am

re: #68 Charles

Have the lefty blogs started attacking yet?

That's your job to find out...remember you take one for the team and all ;) :p

76 Terp Mole  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:47:32am

Elsewhere in military-hating wacademia;

Sold on War

...Between the years 1962 and 2005 defense spending has increased from around $50 billion to nearly $500 billion, a 1000 percent increase over 43 years.

/breathtaking hyperbole stupidity

Daily Barometer (OSU) invites your cluebats here.

77 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:47:40am
wanting to be in one just to write a book get into politics.


John Kerry

78 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:47:47am

re: #47 bosforus

Actually, the thing with gas ovens is they asphyxiate on the gas fumes, cutting off oxygen to the brain, like a form of Gas Chamber.

79 bosforus  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:47:56am

this is typical liberal behavior. assuming for a second that everything he said was 100% accurate. why didn't he report it? because liberals don't waste their time contributing to society through proven methods of authority and social order, they'd rather get as much dirt as they can and spin it 180 degrees and demonize those they are afraid to confront.

80 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:48:13am

#63 Peter:

Oh, dear. Looks like someone thinks he's the next Wilfred Owen. And THAT'S why he enlisted.

81 shug  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:48:14am

I wonder if the good private is getting a lot of new latrine cleaning duty?

82 Ojoe  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:48:23am

re: #73 njdhockeyfan

Going Undercover?

83 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:48:34am

re: #58 bulwrk

In my day we had a name for soldiers of his quailty.

shitbird

Liar, Traitor and scoundrel work

84 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:48:43am

re: #73 njdhockeyfan


Why is that news?

85 Dustoff-507[deleted]  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:48:53am
86 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:48:58am

7/26/07 ( Narathiwat, Thailand ) - Islamic terrorists attack two groups of teachers with roadside bombs and shoot a 44-year-old man to death.
7/26/07 ( Tiarza, Pakistan ) - A Pakistani soldier is killed when Taliban militants fire a rocket into a base.
7/25/07 ( Doda, India ) - A civilian is abducted and murdered by the Mujahideen.
7/25/07 ( Mogadishu, Somalia ) - At least three civilians are killed when Islamists bomb an intersection.
7/25/07 ( Baghdad, Iraq ) - Islamic terrorists stage two massive car bombings that slaughter over fifty Iraqis celebrating their country's soccer win in the street.
7/25/07 ( Kirkuk, Iraq ) - Two farmers are shot to death by Muslim radicals.

87 godfrey  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:49:14am

I love this comment directed at Beauchamp at the TNR page:

That I even have to ask this question raises serious questions in my mind about your motivation in writing this whole series, because if I had witnessed such an act, I would be talking to my command and wanting to stop things like that from going on, not shopping the story to the New Republic under a pseudonym.

But that is just me.

Bang.

88 ladycatnip  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:49:19am

This guy is a disgrace to the uniform. Time for a court martial. That is, of course, if he's really in the military. Leftists will lie about anything if it suits their agenda.

89 Dustoff-507  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:49:25am

re: #60 realwest


I'm with you Realwest

90 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:49:45am

re: #66 cbinflux

re: #55 Ben Hur

psst, Ben, he's not Irish as far as you know.


[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

91 bosforus  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:50:13am

re: #64 Occasional Reader

true, but either way the gas isn't hot...well, until it ignites

92 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:50:27am

An Arabic Public School

Read the Sun’s coverage of plans to open an Arabic-language public school in Brooklyn.

93 shug  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:50:30am

Col. Jessup..............where arrrrrrre you?

94 Sharmuta  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:51:06am

re: #68 Charles

Have the lefty blogs started attacking yet?

I don't know, but I have "Daily Kos" and "Daily Kos Kids" showing up in my right sidebar news feed drop down menu.

95 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:51:28am

I suspect there is a UCMJ article, about conduct unbecoming. I know there is one for officers, so the name of the offense probably isn't 'conduct unbecoming', but passing off false information designed to denigrate the troops he serves with.


At any rate, for his own protection, I suspect he gets a transfer back to Germany.
Maybe he gets the Big Chicken Dinner and then can march naked in San Francisco.

96 bosforus  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:51:45am

re: #64 Occasional Reader

guess i've been watching too many cartoons/movies

97 POLAR WIND  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:51:46am

re: #33 insanity police

Day time reading-
Anti-Israel Activist Mike Staunch: Israel Must Be Dismantled

Islamists and Leftists in Detroit declare "Death to Zionism"

Those are some crazy MFers.

As far as Private Scott Thomas Beauchamp, he should be court marshalled. But he might have to wait because Harry Reid, Pelosi, and Murtha are in line ahead of him.

98 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:51:50am

re: #90 Ben Hur

re: #66 cbinflux


re: #55 Ben Hur

psst, Ben, he's not Irish as far as you know.


[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Maybe he should spell it O'Bama.

99 BingoBunny  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:52:16am

He claims his actions now are to give credibility to his future writings.. was he recruited by the military or by some journalist to go in army? Seems to me if he was sent there to write bad stories about the Army.. he joined under false flag plans, and should be booted back to news room. I'd like to learn how he got the writing gig.. has he been sending off stories since the day he signed up?.. waiting for my bus to take me to recruitment center.. said i'd defend the constitution ect ect ect.. off to airport for flight to training base.. what a dump! so ww2!.. getting my boots fitted..
How long has this jerk been working for the propaganda effort of liberals?

100 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:52:17am

Future of Israel lies in Negev, Galilee, says Rice

The arrogance is astounding.

Thank you very much, but I think the Israelis are capable of making their own decisions.

101 loppyd  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:52:27am

re: #39 Ben Hur

He is John Kerry.


Maybe he and Kerry can organize a little medal throwing
party in front of the White House upon his return to the states.....after his testimony about false atrocities in front of a congressional committee, of course.

102 godfrey  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:52:27am

re: #68 Charles

Kos, Atrios, and HuffPo are still silent, but it's easy enough to predict their coordinate spew.

103 justamom  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:52:52am

I cannot for the life of me see how anyone could think he had any sort of writing skills beyond the 7th-grade level. I'm not going to lambast his blog writing, but I never thought the Diarist writing was any good at all - and I'm an editor.

Also, he complains that people are questioning the plausibility of his article, not that they are questioning the TRUTH of it. In other words -- how dare they question whether the things I say happened COULD HAVE happened (bluster, bluster, whine whine -- hoping no one notices that I'm not defending that they DID happen, but they sure could have, I think! wah wah wah... they're just right wing nutjobs attacking a poor soldier's overheated imagination and potential book deal!)

Ah well, as a soldier and writer, he's a flop. But at least he's earning his chops for a future in academia.

104 willtay73  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:53:06am

re: #88 ladycatnip

Don't worry, he is probably getting enough shit from the other guys in his platoon. I guarantee he is the troop that all the soldiers screw with. I am sure they pull pranks on him, tease him until he cries, and then they laugh at him when he runs away.

105 Mike C.  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:53:15am

I call 48 hour rule on this one. Both as to the basic story he told and to his service record and intent. I don't have enough info to decide, and apparently nobody else does yet, either.

106 Ackomanyuki  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:53:53am

Tikkun Olam? Hah, some people just need killt to get there too. The infantry isn't there to preach my Zaddik wannabe. This Foxtrot Sierra Bravo is way over due for a stint at Fort Rielly, a good place for either an attitude readjustment or an accident on the Q course.

107 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:53:54am

re: #101 loppyd


Really.

Can you see any difference in why Kerry was in Vietnam for a couple of months? With a camera crew?

108 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:54:03am

re: #95 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

Article 134

Though not specifically mentioned in this chapter, all disorders and neglects to the prejudice of good order and discipline in the armed forces, all conduct of a nature to bring discredit upon the armed forces, and crimes and offenses not capital, of which persons subject to this chapter may be guilty, shall be taken cognizance of by a general, special or summary court-martial, according to the nature and degree of the offense, and shall be punished at the discretion of that court.

109 Ojoe  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:54:11am

re: #95 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

My thoughts also, what he is doing doesn't fit with an effective military and I bet there is a sanction against it already on the books.

110 Terp Mole  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:54:13am

...

111 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:54:24am
112 godfrey  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:54:29am

re: #100 Ben Hur

Can you imagine an Israeli Secretary of State saying, "The future of America lies in Massachusetts and Virginia, not in the Western territories?"

113 loppyd  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:54:31am

re: #93 shug

Col. Jessup..............where arrrrrrre you?

You can't handle the truth!

114 POLAR WIND  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:54:37am

re: #100 Ben Hur

Future of Israel lies in Negev, Galilee, says Rice

The arrogance is astounding.

Thank you very much, but I think the Israelis are capable of making their own decisions.

Condi clueless has gone off the deep end.

115 loppyd  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:55:10am

re: #112 godfrey

re: #100 Ben Hur

Can
you imagine an Israeli Secretary of State saying, "The future of
America lies in Massachusetts and Virginia, not in the Western
territories?"

No...because that would be pretty effin scary.

116 Ojoe  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:55:11am

re: #108 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Bingo.

117 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:55:21am

re: #85 Dustoff-507

I am surprised he isn't telling the story about the SDO getting tossed from the 3 rd story barracks window in a wall locker too.

This turd is a major DUD.

118 Dr. Shalit  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:55:34am

Well, he outed himself. Now, what about hard evidence like pictures of his unit's alleged exploits?

-S-

119 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:55:37am

Still no names on the Seattle bomb threat

120 willtay73  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:56:17am

re: #103 justamom

More to it is the words that he uses. A grunt in the infantry is talking about reprisals and plausibilities.

121 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:56:20am

#96 bosforus:

guess i've been watching too many cartoons/movies

Now if my friend Rocky were hiding in this oven, would I turn on the gas? Would I throw in this lit match?

Alright, rabbit, you've convinced me. We'll look for Rocky in the city.

(I *love* citing this)

122 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:56:21am
Hugh Hewitt's pal from Boston, Dean Barnett, had his three speculations, with the most likely being that TNR will announce itself satisfied with an internal review that the stories are true, but refuse to release corroborating information to 'protect its sources'.

That being said, there is a small chance that while all the stories are pure fiction, the author is indeed in the Army. Maybe someone angry with the military because, say, he got busted a stripe and half a months pay for failing a urinalysis for marijuana.

Even with background checks, and the monitoring of soldiers in training, one or two losers are bound to squeak past.


But I've read enough, and know enough, the 'chow hall' story, whether written at TNR or by a disgruntled soldier, is pure unadulterated fiction. 99% sure the Bradley/dog and child skull stories are also BS.

I had a feeling a couple of days ago about this.

123 POLAR WIND  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:56:39am

re: #111 Ben Hur

Fat bastard the Islamic apologist in the video makes me sick. He has such a condescending and snooty attitude. I can picture him drinking tea, and plotting the spread of the Caliphate.

124 realwest  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:56:41am

re: #97 POLAR WIND Uh, just one significant correction to something you said "But he might have to wait because Harry Reid, Pelosi, and John Fucking Murtha, Ex-Marine, are in line ahead of him.
Fixed that for ya!

125 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:56:50am

re: #110 Terp Mole

Mike's appeal got to you?

126 Just_A_Grunt  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:57:04am

Well gall durn it it is all Bush's fault and besides we need to keep congress focused on the really important issues like opening an investigation into why so many victims of Hurricane Katrina didn't have health insurance. I think all the big insurance companies knew a hurricane was coming and deliberately withheld coverage.
/just giving ideas to any Kos diarists out there lurking.

127 loppyd  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:57:10am

re: #107 Ben Hur

re: #101 loppyd


Really.

Can you see any difference in why Kerry was in Vietnam for a couple of months? With a camera crew?

None at all.

Anyone around here can tell you by hatred of Kerry knows no bounds.

128 Geepers  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:57:56am

In response to this post: deployment

in short, our units deployment is postponed until further notice...maybe even cancelled....

Some friend or family replies:

i heard that on the news. i've been waiting for you to call and confirm.

next we kick ass in the mid-term elections - and get the next congress to start bringing everyone home.
then you won't have to go at all.

Boy I bet she's disapointed in Pelosi and Ried.

129 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:57:56am

I'd like to thank Pvt. Scott Thomas Beauchamp for his commendable performance which was

intended to provide my(Pvt. Beauchamp's) discreet view of the war; they were never intended as a reflection of the entire U.S. Military.{ed note: yea, right.}

as he's not only provided, regardless the stories validity, our enemies with another propaganda coup; turned some portion of the Iraqi people away from our efforts; but also served as a point of incitement against US forces while serving as a poster-boy for enemy recruitment. Of course, this says nothing of what Pvt. Beauchamp's efforts might yield to the idiots in the US who would see us surrender yet have no earthly conception of the consequences an Iraq surrender or defeat will mean - not only in the Mid-East but internationally.

For Pvt. Beauchamp's efforts, at the very least, he should be permitted to lead a one-man patrol at the beginning of each new offensive or day in Iraq. I, for one, would look certainly look forward to reading each of his daily perspectives - for as long as they might bare fruit.

130 Pawn of the Oppressor  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:58:10am

How long before he cuts a movie deal?

131 godfrey  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:58:13am

re: #121 Occasional Reader

Cripes, are you my brother? That was one of our favorites.

Mmmm, you might, rabbit, you might.

132 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:58:31am

re: #117 Endangered in MASS

re: #85 Dustoff-507

I am surprised he isn't telling the story about the SDO getting tossed from the 3 rd story barracks window in a wall locker too.

This turd is a major DUD.

They took him up in a chopper...

133 NY Nana  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:58:40am

re: #32 Just_A_Grunt

I can understand your feelings, but accountability is long overdue, and for the family of someone who died from friendly fire, this case has gone on far too long. There should be closure, if there is anything that can ever take away the pain of losing a child.

My husband served for 2 years ; drafted the day after he graduated from CCNY, but was stateside,from 1962 to 1964.

If the truth had been told from the get-go? It would have been far better. Every single kid who enlists is a treasure, and should feel confident that there will be no cover up, if the worst should happen. They deserve, and have earned through their heroism, our unconditional support, yet the reaction of the donks is creating another domestic Viet Nam..but the kids know exactly what is happening here.

134 Just_A_Grunt  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:58:45am

re: #117 Endangered in MASS

re: #85 Dustoff-507

I am surprised he isn't telling the story about the SDO getting tossed from the 3 rd story barracks window in a wall locker too.

This turd is a major DUD.


Because that story is true!
/

135 godfrey  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:58:59am

By the way, Mr. Beauchamp, it's "discrete," not "discreet."

136 scottthecanuck  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:59:00am

"My pieces were always intended to provide my discreet view of the war; they were never intended as a reflection of the entire U.S. Military. I wanted Americans to have one soldier’s view of events in Iraq."

Pure BS as we all know. His "pieces" were always meant to sensationalize and were far from "discreet" As well there is nothing credible about writing "honestly about my experiences" when they begin with the subtrefuge of anonymity.

Beauchamp has no doubt achieved his aim of becoming a darling of the anti-war side who will stand by him whether or not his allegations are corroborated.

However the New Republic must be proven right to maintain their credibility. Any efforts at refuting Beauchamp should be aimed at making the "Beauchamp pimps" reconsider policies concerning anonymous contributers who have nothing to offer but hurled stones.

137 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:59:22am

re: #108 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

re: #95 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

Article 134


Though not specifically mentioned in this chapter, all disorders and neglects to the prejudice of good order and discipline in the armed forces, all conduct of a nature to bring discredit upon the armed forces, and crimes and offenses not capital, of which persons subject to this chapter may be guilty, shall be taken cognizance of by a general, special or summary court-martial, according to the nature and degree of the offense, and shall be punished at the discretion of that court.


I'd say he is due at least a Special Courts Martial with a Big Chicken Dinner and a year in the pokey. It'll give him more experiences to write about, and if Hillary becomes POTUS, she can pardon him and appoint him as an under-secretary at DOD.

138 loppyd  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:59:46am

Since we're talking about liars...

Nifong: Offers Apology, Says No 'Credible Evidence' of Crime in Lacrosse Case

Nifong's apology came as a judge began the process of considering whether to hold the former Durham County district attorney in criminal contempt of court for his handling of the discredited lacrosse case. The apology was accepted by attorneys for the three falsely accused players, who had previously rejected Nifong's attempts to make amends.

139 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 8:59:53am

re: #130 Pawn of the Oppressor

The Moonbat actors are probably already dreaming about it.

140 pat  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:00:02am

Kerrytales. The Swiftboats will soon launch.

141 realwest  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:00:17am

re: #105 Mike C. I agree with you, but would make it 24 hours for his service, status, unit and times and places served. Army probably already has that information. And probably has info on how he went from Private First Class to just Private (probably an Article 15 proceeding under the UCMJ).

142 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:00:30am

re: #68 Charles

As of this post, nothing on DU via a search using "Scott Thomas" Beauchamp or just Beauchamp. Guess they're trying to sort this out and come up with a party line - along the lines of the Jamil Hussein meta - "see, he's real, but who cares about the lies, omissions, exaggerations, he's real!"

143 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:00:38am

His HS yearbook lists him as most likely to die alone while wanking.

144 loppyd  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:00:43am

I wonder how much this guy was paid for his fairy tales?

145 prkw  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:00:46am

He says he's a PRIVATE. What happened to his PFC rank as stated in his blog?
Did he lose it and have a grudge now to smear the military?
I've known a few guys who lost their rank and afterwards were not too happy with the military since their demotion. And they always blamed others.

146 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:01:02am
My pieces were always intended to provide my discreet view of the war

And by the way, Private Arts n' Letters, the word you're looking for is discrete, not discreet. By definition, in publishing your calumnies in a national magazine, you were not being discreet.

147 godfrey  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:01:12am

Hell, with all Hollywood fighting to make "anti-war" movies, Beauchamp has a shot at a screenplay deal.

148 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:01:49am

re: #112 godfrey

I'm still waiting for Israeli officials to say,

"While the United States has the right to defend herself, we want the US to consider the ramifications of her actions. The Israeli government condemns the killing of innocent civilians......"

149 Sharmuta  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:01:50am

re: #128 Geepers


Some friend or family replies:
i heard that on the news. i've been waiting for you to call and confirm.

next we kick ass in the mid-term elections - and get the next congress to start bringing everyone home.
then you won't have to go at all.

But- I thought he was reluctant to "play some role in an ideological battle".

150 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:02:19am

re: #138 loppyd


Well, thank you Captain Obvious, Mike Nifong. Anyone who had been following the case would have seen the holes big enough to drive a truck through - especially when you tried railroading the Duke three in the media without any evidence actually linking them to a crime.

151 docremulac  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:02:45am

If the US military is so evil, how come they didn't frag this little piece of shit?

He'll cash out big for this attack on his fellow soldiers, don't worry. Movies, books, speaking engagements. He's going to be a very, very, very rich man.

152 Just_A_Grunt  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:02:50am

re: #133 NY Nana
The general in question is already retired. What do you want them to do tar and feather him? It is already established that it was a friendly fire incident so what more is there for the family to gain?

153 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:02:54am

re: #145 prkw


Didn't he also claim to be advancing to Officer?

154 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:03:03am
155 Geepers  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:03:17am
Sometimes it feels like i have to choose between being totally loyal to thoughts of my future family OR totally loayl to chasing down the muse.

Chasing down the muse and insulting the crap out of her:

i make me feel stupid

"Shit, I don't know...put a 556 in his head"
On the street below the mans brown face dissolves into a thick red mist. The lights in the cities houses shut off in unison. Elecricity rationing. Water rationing too. You ever tried to survive for more than a few hours in hundred and twenty degree weather without water? In the streets the kids bodies start convulsing in semi-orgasmic rhythms. Their pants fill up with shit and piss and the smart ones sneak out to the fields to hidden caches of water jugs and trinkets of candy from the american soldiers.
"See that sarge, kids digging or something?"
"Well, better safe then sorry. Cap his ass Leclaire."
"You sure sarge?"
"Well, im either right or wrong. And if I'm wrong im still right because i could have been right even though i was wrong."
They watch the sliver of red sun fall slower and slower, silhouetting the little barbarians falling bodies. The Chaplain turns and walks back towards the FOB in contemplation. Gotta rack out early tonight. Handing out bibles in the marketplace tomorrow, early. Unintelligible rap blares out of the open doors of the HUMVEE.

You make me feel like you're stupid too.

156 v the k  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:03:28am

After reading the fey little douchebag's myspace postings the only words that come to mind are... Fey Little Douchebag.

157 NY Nana  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:03:32am
158 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:03:38am

re: #103 justamom

Ah well, as a soldier and writer, he's a flop. But at least he's earning his chops for a future in academia.

There is an opening for a moonbat prof in Boulder, from what I hear.

OldLineTexan

159 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:03:45am

re: #131 godfrey

godfrey, where the hell were you... I had the perfect window of opportunity to use the "if my friend Rocky were hiding in here" reference not long ago, after Mike C. asked rhetorically "would you [the Iranians] set off an underground test nuke of unknown yield right next to your research facility that has lots of delicated centrifuges?" Nobody got it.

160 njdhockeyfan  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:03:54am

OT...Seething alert:

Pope's private secretary warns of Islamization of Europe

BERLIN (AP) – Pope Benedict XVI's private secretary warned of the Islamization of Europe and stressed the need for the continent's Christian roots not to be ignored, in comments released Thursday.

''Attempts to Islamize the west cannot be denied,'' Monsignor Georg Gaenswein was quoted as saying in an advance copy of the weekly Sueddeutsche Magazin to be published Friday.

''The danger for the identity of Europe that is connected with it should not be ignored out of a wrongly understood respectfulness,'' the magazine quoted him as saying.

Gaenswein also defended a speech Benedict gave last year linking Islam and violence, saying it was an attempt by the pontiff to ''act against a certain naivety.''

161 Merovign  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:03:54am

re: #76 Terp Mole

...Between the years 1962 and 2005 defense spending has increased from around $50 billion to nearly $500 billion, a 1000 percent increase over 43 years.

/breathtaking hyperbole stupidity

Especially since inflation would be 814% over 43 years at 5% / yr. average.

You know, like that $5000 luxury car in 1962 that costs over $40,000 now? Nickel sodas?

162 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:03:55am

re: #136 scottthecanuck

Beauchamp's views were discrete inasmuch as he was taking only a discrete amount of facts and surrounding them by a whole bunch of nonsense and exaggerations to conflate a story that sounded really good to the editors at TNR.

163 Catttt  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:03:57am

Oh, my yes - Uncle Jimbo is so all over this guy - just go and look at his freaking picture, if you haven't already. "I am Private Beauchamp, and no one appreciates my genius" is almost written on his forehead, and I think I see "I can't get laid" written on there too.

Yeeee gods.

And Allahpundit was sooooo right yesterday.

164 bosforus  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:04:17am

re: #138 loppyd

and Sharpton and Jackson continue to twiddle their thumbs as if they had nothing to do with it.

165 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:04:54am

You join the military to honorably serve the nation, kill the enemy and keep your f***in' mouth shut. Court martial the wimp and discharge him.

166 POLAR WIND  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:04:54am

Three sisters were found stabbed to death in the Gaza Strip on Sunday, raising suspicion they were killed by relatives because of suspected immoral behavior, a human rights organization said.

The three sisters, 16-year-old Nahed Hija and her sisters, 19-year-old Suha and 22-year-old Lina, were found dead from multiple stab wounds, buried in a shallow grave in the central Gaza Strip early Sunday morning, said Hamdi Shakkour of the Palestinian Center for Human Rights.

Shakkour said they suspected the women were victims of "honor crimes," in which women are murdered by male relatives because of suspected intimate relations - not necessarily sex - outside of marriage....

Link

167 Ginn  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:05:15am

re: #68 Charles

Have the lefty blogs started attacking yet?

It would be a rather "fey" attack.

168 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:05:21am

re: #158 OldLineTexan

re: #103 justamom


Ah well, as a soldier and writer, he's a flop. But at least he's earning his chops for a future in academia.

There is an opening for a moonbat prof in Boulder, from what I hear.

OldLineTexan

Chutch's job is open.

169 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:05:38am

D'oh!

170 NY Nana  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:06:20am

re: #152 Just_A_Grunt

I do not want to get into a fight over this with you, as you obviously served, probably in 'Nam, and I have only the utmost respect for what you did for us.

Saying that? As a parent? I would want justice done, even after X years, if G-d forbid, it was my child who gave their life.

171 loppyd  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:06:23am

re: #164 bosforus

re: #138 loppyd

and Sharpton and Jackson continue to twiddle their thumbs as if they had nothing to do with it.

Loathsome race pimps.

BBIAM

172 FrogMarch  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:06:24am

don't ask don't tell.

I'm telling - he looks G A Y.


Not that there's anything wrong with that...
but if he's a leftist.. well-- we all know some left-wingers have a propensity to lie.

173 Walter E. Wallis  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:06:52am

I am always divided on how to respond to the chickenhawk insult; on one hand my creds in that field are impeccable [CIB 5 battle stars] but on the other hand I believe it is an irrelevancy to suggest that only combat vets have a right to discuss military affairs. I could not ride a race horse but I can tell which one wins.
Sounds like Beetle Bailey is alive and bitter.

174 NY Nana  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:07:07am

re: #165 Kreuzueber Halbmond

Amen.

175 pocomoco  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:07:23am

What Beauchamp is doing has a familiar ring to it.

Isn’t this the route Kerry took before he ran for the Senate?

176 bulwrk  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:07:59am

re: #137 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

Good post , as I seem to remember that article was a catch all and covers a wide variety of offenses.

177 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:08:26am

re: #163 Catttt

kudos to JD Johannes who had him pegged down to Company level.

He was feelin' the heat.

178 bosforus  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:09:11am

re: #171 loppyd

i hate to feel like a parrot for talk radio but it's true, they pull crap like this and ruin these kids' lives and then go after Imus (not that I care too much for Imus, I had honestly never heard of him before) demanding apologies like they were reparations and when the tables turn they're seen for who they really are, outright unapologetic hypocrites.

179 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:09:21am

re: #127 loppyd


However much you hate him. I hate him more. I loathe him with every fiber of my being.

180 FrogMarch  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:09:43am

there are only two US combat warriors:

Markos
&
John Kerry

the rest of us are chickenhawks.

181 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:09:46am

American Muslims support terrorism.....
CAIR-MI: Agents Raid 2 Muslim Charities
In Dearborn, U.S. accuses 1 of ties to Iran, terrorism


In a news release, the U.S. Treasury Department said that the Goodwill Charitable Organization is a Hizballah front group that solicits money from Hizballah members who live in the United States. Based in Lebanon, Hizballah has killed more Americans than any other terrorist group besides Al Qaeda, according to the U.S. government.

"We will not allow organizations that support terrorism to raise money in the United States," said Stuart Levey, the Treasury Department's undersecretary for terrorism and financial intelligence.

The other charity that was raided, Al-Mabarrat Charitable Organization, often holds fund-raisers in metro Detroit and enjoys support from many in the area.
...
"People are scared to donate" to charities or mosques, Dawud Walid, head of the Michigan branch of the Council on American-Islamic Relations, said of concerns raised at the meeting. Islamic law requires Muslims to donate a certain percentage of their income for needy people.

182 Mike C.  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:10:26am

re: #159 Occasional Reader


Did I say "delicated" ?

Damn, I'm a moron.

183 opnion  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:10:39am

re: #175 pocomoco

What Beauchamp is doing has a familiar ring to it.

Isn’t this the route Kerry took before he ran for the Senate?

Good thinking. I could see Reid, Schumer and Durbin ETAL having this guy giving testimony ala John Kerry. And ofcourse noone would be invited to counter him.

184 American Soldier  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:10:56am

My comment at BLACKFIVE:

I notice in the one of the excerpts above that Beauchamp uses the phrase "tikkun olam". On the off-chance that he is Jewish, I'd like to put on record that some of us believe tikkun olam consists of serving in the fight against America's enemies.
185 Catttt  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:11:03am

From Blackfive - in a nutshell:

The incidents described by Private dung beetle did not happen in the way he described them, but some event containing morsels of truth did and then our fabulist enbellished it to match the narrative of the voices in his head.

186 NY Nana  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:11:05am

re: #147 godfrey

Prescient, are you? He hasn't been signed yet, but it is just noon time..ah, but Hollywood is getting ready to spit on the military...again.

187 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:11:14am
Between the years 1962 and 2005 defense spending has increased from around $50 billion to nearly $500 billion, a 1000 percent increase over 43 years.

Defense spending as percentage of GDP. Note how high it was under evil warmonger JFK, and how low it is under benevolently peaceful GWB.

NEXT!

188 cpuller  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:11:14am

This was a reply to one of his Blog Entries. Sergeant First Class Cheryl McElroy owns him badly.

My gawd, what pathetic BS. How old are you? Three?
Every morning you get up, you are first and foremost a Soldier, sweetpea. I'm an Iraq war Veteran twice over, and your little rant makes me want to vomit.
I saw your "diary" in the New Republic and I get the feeling you've got a reputation as a whiny problem child. I ran across a few of your type as an NCOIC, and my stock answer for them is this: You were not drafted, you enlisted. You are now a Soldier in the United States Army and your primary mission is to fight and win the nation's wars. If you cannot handle that, do us all a favor and GET OUT. If you really have the integrity and guts to stand by an accusation, you don't hide behind a pseudonym ; you directly confront those you accuse instead of publishing your crap on a website notorious for smearing this country and the military. Your feckless statements are a disgrace and you certainly don’t do anything to honor your fellow Soldiers with your tripe. I seriously doubt that any of what you say is truthful. I want to see the responses from your fellow troops in the 1st Infantry Division. I'll bet they have a few choice words for you.
Sergeant First Class Cheryl McElroy
US ARMY (RET)
Veteran of Desert storm, Bosnia, Operation Iraqi Freedom

189 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:11:46am

My brain being made of African ivory, encased in Algerian teak, makes it impossible to understand or comprehend the spoken or written word.

However, I do have one redeeming quality, sir.

I am an American fighting infantryman, whose sole purpose for being on this planet is to seek, engage and destroy the enemy by fire and maneuver, and NOT to needlessly sacrifice my life for my country, but rather to force my dumb bastard opponent to sacrifice his life for his country.

/What Ben Hur's boss will from now on make Ben Hur say when not having an answer to one of his questions.

My boss is a bad ass.

190 Pawn of the Oppressor  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:12:01am

re: #17 loppyd

Why did he join in the first place?

Free education? Seriously, I don't get it.

He mentions something about wanting to "write a book" in the linked entries above.

I'm figuring he took a look at "Jarhead" (fabricator writes book, book gets made into movie, fabricator gets a percentage), saw the traction anti-war stories have in modern media, took stock of his abilities and pre-existing attitudes, and put two and two together. I was only half-kidding when I asked "how long before he cuts a movie deal?". When the hammer falls on this guy, he'll be able to claim "persecution", and blammo, instant fame.

191 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:12:04am

I'm willing to bet this guy was the kind of little shit who joined up talking about what a killer he would be and how he would kill anything that moves and as soon as he realized the real military doesn't work that way, started this crap, saying all the things he wanted to say and do, but attributing it to other as fact.

"Yeah, I'm gonna go and shoot anyone who looks at me funny, yeah, thats it . POW!"

"Knock that shit off Beauchamp."

"Yes, Sarge"

Begins typing Sarge would walk around shooting anyone who even looked at him

That'll show him

192 SWFanC3PO  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:12:36am

This shitbird better hope he gets pulled out of Alpha Company, 1/18 Infantry, Second Brigade Combat Team, First Infantry Division 'cuz everyone in his rifle company is gonna want to "administer some wall to wall counseling" to his lying azz!

193 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:12:41am

re: #182 Mike C.

re: #159 Occasional Reader


Did I say "delicated" ?

Damn, I'm a moron.

I was quoting from memory, and my memory is filled with typos.

194 Sharmuta  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:13:02am
According to Major Kirk Luedeke, a public affairs officer at Forward Operating Base Falcon, a formal military investigation has also been launched into the incidents described in the piece.

Although the article was rigorously edited and fact-checked before it was published, we have decided to go back and, to the extent possible, re-report every detail. This process takes considerable time, as the primary subjects are on another continent, with intermittent access to phones and email. Thus far we've found nothing to disprove the facts in the article; we will release the full results of our search when it is completed.

I wonder how the two will compare when both are completed.

195 V the K  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:13:48am

re: #172 FrogMarch


I'm telling - he looks G A Y.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

My gaydar is Soviet-quality, but his Gaydar Cross Section is like a B-52.

196 pat  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:14:09am

Seems Pvt Beauchamp was busted a grade. Hmmm

197 realwest  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:14:20am

re: #188 cpuller Whoa, great post and quote! Do you have a link for that?

198 Catttt  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:14:21am

re: #177 cbinflux

re: #163 Catttt


kudos to JD Johannes who had him pegged down to Company level.

He was feelin' the heat.

Oh yeah. Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy, either. Man, I wouldn't want to be him right now, but I would like to watch. :)

199 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:14:39am

Sheriff urged to close immigrant hotline

PHOENIX - Latino leaders and faith-based organizations want Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio to disconnect the hotline he created for people to report information about undocumented immigrants, saying it raises the chance of racial profiling.

But Arpaio said Wednesday that he won't disconnect the hotline and stressed that deputies would investigate people only if authorities had probable cause.

Arpaio for POTUS!

200 Just_A_Grunt  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:14:45am

re: #170 NY Nana
My time was after 'Nam, I was one of those Cold Warriors. I respect your sentiments as a parent, I am one also, but the whole Tillman situation is hot button item for me and I don't mean to take it out on you. It is just that I know some of those that were actually involved in incident, not all the officers and others that were not there, and they made no attempt to cover up or tell it any way other then what became apparent once the firing stopped. It is just everytime this flares up again they are sickened with fear waiting for the subponea or orders to once again tell their stories to some judge, congressman, or JAG officer. They live in fear that if one part of any part of their previous testimony is different they will then be also be on the hook. One part of them says please convict me of something and send me to jail to ease the guilt and the other part says they did nothing wrong and shit happens.
I agree with the urge to blame somebody, but in trying to blame somebody for the cover up you are punishing the ones who were actually involved.

201 just another four-letter word  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:15:13am

I took the liberty of leaving a message on BlackFive:

One of the biggest Morale boosters for the A Co. 1/18 would be to "rotate" this SOTE (Scum Of The Earth) to peeling potatoes somewhere in Alaska. Better yet, Somalia!

This self-centered throwback is bad for company morale, period. Replace the whiny child, "it" is bad for Unit cohesion. Can his lily-white ass, send him somewhere where he won't do anything bad to/for anybody. Gonna suck to be him - don't think he's untouchable, BTW. Just sayin'

In this modern electronic age, it's easier and easier for the rotten eggs to float to the top, and get their 15 minutes of fame. Andy Warhol is eating his heart out right now...

With the MSM doing a global search for the malcontents, it's rather trivial now to find 'em in each unit. It just depends on the level of intelligence of the whiners as to whether or not they are gonna bend over and crack a smile! After the 15 minutes wears off, though, comes the payback, and we all know what that means. Once off the MSM's radar, he's gonna be sleeping scared. Guaranteed.

Gotta feel sorry for the POS. NOT!

JAFLW

202 Mike C.  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:15:30am

re: #193 Occasional Reader


What, you got a memory ? If they're on sale at Lowe's this weekend, I might just get me one.

203 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:16:27am
204 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:16:34am

#186 NY Nana:

but it is just noon time..ah, but Hollywood is getting ready to spit on the military...again.

Not one, single film in that list with the message "our enemies really are enemies, and our military are doing a noble thing in fighting them". Not. One.

205 Merovign  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:16:39am

The dude expressly stated that he joined the Army to give himself credibility.

That's not narcissism, that's solipsism - he is literally attempting to use the entire US army as a tool to achieve his own personal goals.

And failing miserably, as one would expect. And resenting it terribly, which is the only bright spot in the story. The weasel is in psychological pain, which is at least slightly satisfying.

When someone "lives a lie," one must suspect more lies will follow. Check him out, then prove him out or throw him out.

My guess is the latter.

206 Silhouette  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:17:34am
in an ideological battle that I never wanted to join.

Bull.

Presuming he is talking about the literal battle, he volunteered.

If he is talking the figurative battle between those that wish to slander the troops and those who do not, then he also wrote his piece voluntarily.

The only thing he seems to have been "dragged into" is a debate. In other words, he expected to say his piece without criticism or rebuttal.

207 bosforus  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:17:40am

re: #199 cbinflux

Arpaio's too bada** to ever become president, and that's a sad and simple fact. despite all the results he gets, his methods would be scorned like none other. i say keep him hear with us. cbinflux, are you from the phx area? i'm on the west side, near glendale.

208 jcm  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:17:42am

Simply put he is a BLUE FALCON.

209 cpuller  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:17:56am

re: #197 realwest

re: #188 cpuller Whoa, great post and quote! Do you have a link for that?

[Link: ghostsonfilm.blogspot.com...]

Here you go!

210 bosforus  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:18:30am

re: #199 cbinflux

and i seriously wonder if he'll even get the memo on this one

211 distwalker  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:19:05am

Jesus H Christ, I know this kid. No, not him personally, but I have had a puke like him in every infantry unit I have served in. Smart, whiny and lazy. Shit. I will take a good ol' farm boy or an inner city punk over half a dozen clowns like this kid. He actually subtracts from the combat readiness of the unit.

Now watch the worthless little shit become an MSM hero.

Puke.

212 insanity police  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:19:09am

re: #181 Killgore Trout

American Muslims support terrorism.....
CAIR-MI: Agents Raid 2 Muslim Charities
In Dearborn, U.S. accuses 1 of ties to Iran, terrorism


In a news release, the U.S. Treasury Department said that the Goodwill Charitable Organization is a Hizballah front group that solicits money from Hizballah members who live in the United States. Based in Lebanon, Hizballah has killed more Americans than any other terrorist group besides Al Qaeda, according to the U.S. government.
"We will not allow organizations that support terrorism to raise money in the United States," said Stuart Levey, the Treasury Department's undersecretary for terrorism and financial intelligence.

The other charity that was raided, Al-Mabarrat Charitable Organization, often holds fund-raisers in metro Detroit and enjoys support from many in the area.
...
"People are scared to donate" to charities or mosques, Dawud Walid, head of the Michigan branch of the Council on American-Islamic Relations, said of concerns raised at the meeting. Islamic law requires Muslims to donate a certain percentage of their income for needy people.

Welcome to Metro-Detroit.

213 commander_vimes  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:19:25am

re: #187 Occasional Reader

Defense spending as percentage of GDP. Note how high it was under evil warmonger JFK, and how low it is under benevolently peaceful GWB.

NEXT!

Thanks OR, useful info....

214 realwest  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:19:27am

re: #208 jcm Indeed.

215 American Soldier  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:19:42am

re: #200 Just_A_Grunt

re: #170 NY Nana
.......... One part of them says please convict me of something and send me to jail to ease the guilt and the other part says they did nothing wrong and shit happens.
I agree with the urge to blame somebody, but in trying to blame somebody for the cover up you are punishing the ones who were actually involved.

Roger that. The survivors live in a special kind of Hell.

216 goodbye_natalie  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:19:53am
As I said every unit has a Private Beauchamp who is more or less universally disliked as a whiny loser. No one understands them and they are always getting screwed over. They always have aspirations to grandness coupled with an absolute uselessness and laziness that ensures they will never achieve it.

To Private Dungbeetle from ChickenHawk Natalie,

It's come to my attention that in order for one to have a legitimate opinion concerning any issue, one must have direct experience. Fair enough. I won't comment further concerning the legitimacy of the Iraq War.

But being that I am positively sure you have never been President of the United States, I now request that you silence your uninformed opinions concerning any decisions of the implementation of the Iraq War. Because you have never been President, your opinions Dung are null and void.

217 Wisenheimer  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:21:21am

What a sanctimonious little prick. The blowback, like his military career, may be more than he bargained for.

Oh, Scott, about your writing ability? You'll regret losing your day job.

218 realwest  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:21:43am

re: #209 cpuller Thank you kindly! Love all of her comment there and some of the others too.

219 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:22:11am

If anyone can "look" homosexual, Beau is a three-dollar bill.

220 Geepers  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:22:15am

Old bitch empires gone in the teeth

This is a memory
of you swallowing those delicate flowers
glued together in the shape of a crucifix,
of those voiceless miracles buried in your stomach.
I've waited patiently
nervously holding strangers hands
counting dead birds on the beach
playing games with bitch empires gone in the teeth
and seeing the skull beneath your flesh.
If you havent invented desire
I'll inherit the ghost
and proudly
with a paper rose.

Like wow man, that's deep. I wish I could write with such passion and insight.

221 commander_vimes  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:22:28am

re: #204 Occasional Reader

Not one, single film in that list with the message "our enemies really are enemies, and our military are doing a noble thing in fighting them". Not. One.


when I went to see die hard 4 there were two WOT-related previews.

one was for The Kingdom and looked potentially positive. The other was Lions For Lambs, directed by redford and starring many libs.....

looked them up in IMDB and found they have the same writer and he's new on the scene so no way to judge.

222 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:22:37am

FCC Chair: Fairness Doctrine Not Needed

Martin, in his letter, said government regulation was not needed to ensure public access to a wide range of opinion. "Indeed, with the continued proliferation of additional sources of information and programming, including satellite broadcasting and the Internet, the need for the Fairness Doctrine has lessened even further since 1987," he wrote.

223 Pawn of the Oppressor  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:22:37am

The excerpts from his writings over at Hot Air are making my head hurt. Like my daddy always said about lefties... "Mentally they're about twelve years old."

224 Terp Mole  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:22:40am
re: #69 Ben Hur Libya's Other Captives

Update: Kaddafi's hostage extortion price disclosed... Fwance promises nuclear jizya;

Sarkozy: Trust Arabs with nukes

After agreeing to nuclear cooperation with Libya, French President Nicolas Sarkozy said the West should trust Arab states to develop such technology for peaceful purposes or risk a war of civilizations.
=====
Sarkozy told reporters in Libya that to consider the Arab world "is not sensible enough to use civilian nuclear power" would, in the long run, risk a "war of civilizations".

"Nuclear power is the energy of the future," he said. "If we don't give the energy of the future to the countries of the southern Mediterranean, how will they develop themselves? And if they don't develop, how will we fight terrorism and fanaticism?"

And if we don't submit willingly now, how will we avoid jihad later?

fjordman could not have been more prescient;

...France is now held hostage by the very forces she herself set in motion. The Jihad riots by Muslim immigrants in France in 2005 demonstrated that Eurabia is no longer a matter of French foreign policy, it is now French domestic policy. France will burn unless she continues to appease Arabs and agree to their agenda.

/dhimmitude on stilts

225 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:23:25am

re: #203 Ben Hur

HA!
/Ron Paul

226 Pvt Bin Jammin  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:24:05am

re: #163 Catttt
I almost couldn't get past his picture either.

227 NY Nana  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:24:23am

re: #200 Just_A_Grunt

I can understand your POV, and will say no more on the subject. I am sorry if I upset you. Whether you served in 'Nam, or as a Cold War warrior? You still are someone I respect and am grateful to.

228 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:24:32am

Warriors of Islamic Jihad in Indonesia

It should be easy when the time comes.

229 Sharmuta  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:25:19am

re: #206 Silhouette

in an ideological battle that I never wanted to join.

Bull.

Presuming he is talking about the literal battle, he volunteered.

If he is talking the figurative battle between those that wish to slander the troops and those who do not, then he also wrote his piece voluntarily.

The only thing he seems to have been "dragged into" is a debate. In other words, he expected to say his piece without criticism or rebuttal.

Spot on.

230 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:25:23am
re: #17 loppyd

Why did he join in the first place?

Free education? Seriously, I don't get it.

I'm just now reading these comments and have a lot more to go, so maybe someone has already addressed this. Click the link Charles provided for Blackfive - Uncle Jimbo quotes the following from this guy's blog (I bolded the most pertinent sentence):

Every morning I get up and say I'm Scott Beauchamp, in the army, living in Germany, and this is my life, and I'm going to be treated like shit today and do landscaping and janitorial work and practice killing people and there could be no other way to appreciate what I had or what I'm going to have once I get out other than enduring this now when all I really want to do is teach history and lay around and read and hustle around and repair the world (tikkun olam) and sift through knowledge and improve culture and learn how to sail and work in soup kitchens and start a family and really, I mean REALLY study the best the western civilization has to offer and facilitiate the mystery and power through everything I do, but I cant do it without getting through this army experience first, which will add a legitimacy to EVERYTHING i do afterwards, and totally bolster my opinions on defense, etc, and of course its making me a lot less lazy, just because im not use to being lazy any more, etc.


The guy's a real gem.

231 willtay73  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:25:28am

re: #216 goodbye_natalie

As I said every unit has a Private Beauchamp who is more or less universally disliked as a whiny loser. No one understands them and they are always getting screwed over. They always have aspirations to grandness coupled with an absolute uselessness and laziness that ensures they will never achieve it.

To Private Dungbeetle from ChickenHawk Natalie,

It's come to my attention that in order for one to have a legitimate opinion concerning any issue, one must have direct experience. Fair enough. I won't comment further concerning the legitimacy of the Iraq War.

But being that I am positively sure you have never been President of the United States, I now request that you silence your uninformed opinions concerning any decisions of the implementation of the Iraq War. Because you have never been President, your opinions Dung are null and void.

I love it!

232 Merovign  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:25:44am

re: #206 Silhouette

in an ideological battle that I never wanted to join.

Bull.

The only thing he seems to have been "dragged into" is a debate. In other words, he expected to say his piece without criticism or rebuttal.

In other words, he didn't want an ideological battle, he wanted an ideological coup. Kind of like he wanted the Army to make him "credible" without his having to succeed in it (demotion).

BTW, can anyone here think of a definition of tikkun olam that includes lying about your aspirations, cynically using the suffering of others to achieve your personal goals, and seeking personal glory at the expense of personal and group honor?

233 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:25:57am

re: #209 cpuller

re: #197 realwest


re: #188 cpuller Whoa, great post and quote! Do you have a link for that?

[Link: ghostsonfilm.blogspot.com...]

Here you go!

"Bend phallicly"? No wonder this kid is (apparently) confused...that kind of pain will play tricks with your mind, no doubt.

OldLineTexan

234 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:26:08am

Putin does everything they accuse Bush of being.

235 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:26:12am

Tour de Fwance fans
[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

236 American Soldier  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:26:41am

re: #220 Geepers

Old bitch empires gone in the teeth

This is a memory
of you swallowing those delicate flowers
glued together in the shape of a crucifix,
of those voiceless miracles buried in your stomach.
I've waited patiently
nervously holding strangers hands
counting dead birds on the beach
playing games with bitch empires gone in the teeth
and seeing the skull beneath your flesh.
If you havent invented desire
I'll inherit the ghost
and proudly
with a paper rose.

Like wow man, that's deep. I wish I could write with such passion and insight.

Haiku smackdown!

Watch the shells go by
Happiness on Earth is mine
Love belt-fed weapons.

237 NY Nana  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:26:58am

re: #223 Pawn of the Oppressor

Hey, just one little minute. Check my LGF, and see how old I am! :)

I ain't no stinkin' lefty. I even am right handed.

238 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:27:10am

re: #207 bosforus

I'm near Mermphis, Tenn.

239 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:27:24am
and proudly
with a paper rose.

I think V the K's Soviet-quality gaydar has successfully tracked a target.

NTTAWWT

240 loppyd  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:27:27am

re: #178 bosforus

I was never a fan of Imus, but he got the bum's rush.

And the coach of the Rutger's team was just as bad as Rev. Al & Jessie Jackson, IMHO.

241 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:27:33am
#173 Walter E. Wallis 7/26/2007 9:06:52 am PDT reply quote

I am always divided on how to respond to the chickenhawk insult; on one hand my creds in that field are impeccable [CIB 5 battle stars] but on the other hand I believe it is an irrelevancy to suggest that only combat vets have a right to discuss military affairs. I could not ride a race horse but I can tell which one wins.
Sounds like Beetle Bailey is alive and bitter.


The way I see it, if 'chickenhawks' have no right to comment because they did not serve, those insulting them with that epithet (who also have not served) are no more qualified to suggest any other military course of action/inaction.

242 realwest  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:28:03am

re: #216 goodbye_natalie
As I said in my comment waaay back at #141,
I'm gonna wait for 24 hours for the military to come out with the truth or, more probably the lies, proffered by this "man".

243 Wisenheimer  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:28:18am

re: #208 jcm

Simply put he is a BLUE FALCON.

The definitions were very complete, lacking only a photo of John Kerry.

244 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:28:34am

Chinese insulting slippers

A pair of slippers imported from china contained the name of god (allah) inscripted on the soles of the slippers in Arabic. Bearing in mind, the soles of the feet and or shoes are highly insulting to Muslims. Is china trying to send a message? The shoe company has been contacted, but no details from them yet.

Blowing up buses does not offend.

245 loppyd  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:28:40am

re: #179 Endangered in MASS

re: #127 loppyd


However much you hate him. I hate him more. I loathe him with every fiber of my being.

It's a regular hatefest, I tells ya.

246 cbinflux  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:29:48am

re: #228 Ben Hur

Warriors of Islamic Jihad in Indonesia

It should be easy when the time comes.

Summer camp for cabbies

247 Geepers  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:29:56am

Did someone say whiny little bitch?

make dying for your government worth it

Bad news folks...I'm going out into "the field" for a week or so to train and play war games and be really really cold. I should be back on March 3rd for a day or two, and then return to the field for more training for like another week and a half. I'm good at MOUT (military operations urban terrain) now...but I'll be even better. Beat that Shrum.
Damn going to the field sucks.

Really, really cold Scott? Poor thing.

248 Catttt  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:30:08am

I want two things.

I want a Black Five (the paratroopers of love) tee-shirt (money supports Soldiers' Angels). That I can easily do.

And - I want to look like Pamela in the shirt. (Diet, exercise, moan)

249 infidel4ever  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:30:17am

re: #160 njdhockeyfan

OT...Seething alert:

Pope's private secretary warns of Islamization of Europe


BERLIN (AP) – Pope Benedict XVI's private secretary warned of the Islamization of Europe and stressed the need for the continent's Christian roots not to be ignored, in comments released Thursday.

''Attempts to Islamize the west cannot be denied,'' Monsignor Georg Gaenswein was quoted as saying in an advance copy of the weekly Sueddeutsche Magazin to be published Friday.

''The danger for the identity of Europe that is connected with it should not be ignored out of a wrongly understood respectfulness,'' the magazine quoted him as saying.

Gaenswein also defended a speech Benedict gave last year linking Islam and violence, saying it was an attempt by the pontiff to ''act against a certain naivety.''

Looking forward to reading that article. It's about time the Christians in Europe take some time out from battling atheism, abortion and gay rights and wake up to the fact that they are going to be made extinct if they keep on ignoring the islamic green elephant in the room.

250 YourTaxDollarsAtWork  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:30:20am

re: #59 Ben Hur

Had that been the case, his enlistment would have been up already. And being an E-1 on a second term would put him close to higher-tenure, wouldn't it?

No... this douchebag opportunist joined the army because he failed out of college and wanted to be a hero. But then he realized the army (and as a Sailor, I can't believe I'm saying this) is full of real men and not frat house rejects. So this pseudo solider decided he would make the best of it and capitalize on the "I served in the Amy" slogan, his own comments about how serving in the army will add creditability to what he does later in life further prove this.

I had prayed that this insufferable little twit was not, or had ever been in the military. Had a civilian wrote this tripe, it would have further validated what we stand for i.e. we put our lives on the line to protect your freedoms. Even if you choose to use those freedoms to slander those very souls who give you the right to do so.

But to have one of our own spout these lies is deep wound that will take a long time to heal. And yes, I said lies. If you believe otherwise, you've probably never served and/or have taken too many hits from the bong. This coward knows nothing about service or self-sacrifice. He is a total disgrace to the uniform he wears. He shames them memory of those who wore it before him, and died wearing it. His lies have given comfort to our enemies and allowed them to further spread their propaganda, not to mention bringing disgrace to all service members as well as America.

This is unforgivable.

I'm sure there are some boys over in the 1/18 that are quoting Elijah Dukes right about now. "You [deleted] [deleted] dawg. I ain't even bullsh!tting"

251 NY Nana  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:30:33am

re: #225 Killgore Trout

Totally OT, but I am so glad for you!

Sonar Study Shows No Harm To Killgore Trout :)

252 loppyd  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:30:40am

re: #190 Pawn of the Oppressor

When the hammer falls on this guy, he'll be able to claim "persecution", and blammo, instant fame.

Michael Moron has probably already been in contact for his next fakeumentary.

253 Ojoe  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:30:55am
I was initially reluctant to take the time out of my already insane schedule fighting an actual war in order to play some role in an ideological battle that I never wanted to join.

And after things like 9-11 and Beslan he doesn't want to join it.

Jerk.

254 Fasternu426  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:30:57am

"play some role in an ideological battle that I never wanted to join"

Why'd you write this crap? Why'd you join the Army?

"Oh no, I don't want all this attention I tried so hard to get! Leave me alone... whaa whaa..."

...moves butt cheek out of the way to put thumb in mouth.....

Has anyone checked if he's one of Ward Churchill's former students?

255 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:30:59am

re: #236 American Soldier

Haiku smackdown!

Watch the shells go by
Happiness on Earth is mine
Love belt-fed weapons.

Here's to John Browning
True American genius
Ma Deuce still loves ya

OldLineTexan

256 Iron Fist  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:31:01am

re: #194 Sharmuta,

Thus far we've found nothing to disprove the facts in the article;


This is weasel-speak for "Nothing like this happened, so prove that". I've seen nothing to disprove the thesis that this guy is a lying sack of shit.

257 realwest  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:33:16am

re: #236 American Soldier LOL! Great post, but I especially liked your last line "Love belt-fed weapons."

258 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:34:10am
259 Ben Hur  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:34:36am

re: #250 YourTaxDollarsAtWork


Great post!

I thought he wrote on his blog that he enlisted "6 months ago" and I may have screwed up the math (from the date he posted it.)


If you believe otherwise, you've probably never served and/or have taken too many hits from the bong.

No comment.

260 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:34:41am

re: #115 loppyd

re: #112 godfrey


re: #100 Ben Hur

Can
you imagine an Israeli Secretary of State saying, "The future of
America lies in Massachusetts and Virginia, not in the Western
territories?"


No...because that would be pretty effin scary.


What the hell has happened to this administration?

261 anotherindyfilmguy  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:34:48am

*If* and only *if* he really is in the military then he can be brought to trial under UCMJ for aiding and abetting the enemy, presenting false charges, treason etc... *if* he's not in the military then he can still be charged with the above for all I care if they can find out who he really is...

*If* he is in the military he needs to have a fair trial and a fair rope dance because more than most people the military folks generally understand the consequences of his actions...

262 docremulac  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:35:42am

Regarding any liberal douchbags who support this guy, I'm sick of "hawk chickens", that is: people that are anti military, using that as some reason to having more to say about how the military is used than pro military people who have never served.

Want to give all powers to make war, or hell, even decide who runs the country to only those who have served in the armed forces? Ok, I'd love that. You'd never have a single Democrat in any office ever again.

264 goodbye_natalie  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:36:40am

Next time some lib drones on about how much the military budget is and how much the war cost, pop up this graph on your screen and ask the "progressive types" again why they think our taxes are too low again.

[Link: carriedaway.blogs.com...]

265 American Soldier  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:36:45am

re: #255 OldLineTexan

re: #236 American Soldier

Haiku smackdown!
Watch the shells go by
Happiness on Earth is mine
Love belt-fed weapons.

Here's to John Browning
True American genius
Ma Deuce still loves ya

OldLineTexan

Mini-gun shows me
Max output death rays lighting
Night skys of deserts.

266 Silhouette  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:36:53am

re: #205 Merovign

The dude expressly stated that he joined the Army to give himself credibility.

So he knew ahead of time he wanted to speak out about the military, and he wanted to be believed, so he joined.

267 ciaospirit  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:37:42am

Compare this guy with the guys in this story (from my response to WriterMom on another thread). No comparison.

re: #715 WriterMom

re: #676 ciaospirit

Any updates about your son's friend?

He's doing well. In fact, he's out of the hospital. He received tremendous support from LGFers and others, and his family sends a personal thank you. His mom shared a story with me that was very touching. When she got the call that he was shot, she couldn't get a flight out to New Jersey. She had to drive the eight hours not knowing if her son would live or die. She said she cried thinking about him being all alone, that when he opened his eyes, nobody would be there. When she arrived at the hospital, there were over thirty Airmen in the lobby holding vigil in prayer and support for Jon. They knew they couldn't see him, but they came anyway. Jon was not alone. The next day, there were almost fifty Airmen, sitting vigil for their comrade. His family will never forget that. Our military men and women are a very special group of people.

268 loppyd  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:37:45am

re: #266 Silhouette

re: #205 Merovign

The dude expressly stated that he joined the Army to give himself credibility.

So he knew ahead of time he wanted to speak out about the military, and he wanted to be believed, so he joined.


The John Kerry paralells are becoming more and more obvious.

269 Onslow  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:37:57am

Mr. Beauchamp, like Mrs. Sheehan and Mrs. Plame before him, will receive tender treatment from the MSM. A new media victim-hero.

270 goodbye_natalie  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:38:07am

Great day in the market...

271 THX-42  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:38:18am

Regarding this guy's "head in the oven" moment, my observation of his type is that he would be one who would light a match, awake to discover it was only an electric oven, then write all night in his journal about how the muse of Sylvia Plath must have been sent to save him for a greater cause.

272 Dianna  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:38:58am

I am delighted.

Now, since he's in the section that has Bradleys, why did he relate maneuvers that a Bradley could not perform?

Oh, and what is with this nonsense, complaining about "people who'd never been in Iraq" questioning his stories? Since most of the actual hard commentary came from people who 1) had been at FOB Falcon over the past two years, or 2) had been in Iraq, or 3) had driven Bradleys?

This is going to be amusing.

273 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:40:19am
274 stashiu  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:42:22am

This guy is raising professional victim to new heights.
I was only on active duty 3 years, 1968-71 (69-70 in RVN), but I figured out quickly that earning rank was the way to go to make your life better. Even poets get shot at in war, and yes, by God, war is ugly and messy.
He does not reflect the maturity you would expect from someone in combat.

275 YourTaxDollarsAtWork  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:42:24am

re: #259 Ben Hur

No comment.

Lol. If that implies what I think it does, that makes you more qualified than me to serve as president.

276 Fritz_Katz  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:42:50am

re: #23 Rednek

OT
Oscar the cat knows when you are about to die.

Maybe Oscar the cat is not just predicting the death -- but sucking the soul out of the nursing home residents near-death.

Vampires have often taken feline form. A Japanese legend called The Cat of Nabeshinia tells the story of an erotic cat vampire. ... The cat demon harried the local residents until one day the prince, having fully regained his health, organized a great hunt for the cat. He succeeded in avenging his beautiful concubine, for the vampire of Nabeshima was finally destroyed. ... Spanish Jews believe that Lilith became a vampire and her favorite victims are infants. It is in the form of a huge black cat call El Broosha that Lilith is said to suck the blood of newborn babes. .... In some parts of Europe there was a belief that even an innocent man may become a vampire if a cat crosses his corpse before the burial, for the cat is thought to be a potential vampire which can infect the corpse by its mere proximity. In Northumbria, cats that accidentally walk or leap across a corpse will, for the same reason, often be put to death. ...

277 NY Nana  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:42:55am

re: #265 American Soldier

Jewish Haiku

After the warm rain
the sweet smell of camellias.
Did you wipe your feet?

*****

Her lips near my ear,
Aunt Sadie whispers the name
of her friend's disease.

*****

Looking for pink buds
to prune, the old moyel
wanders among his flowers.

*****

Today I am a man.
Tomorrow I will return
to the seventh grade.

*****

Harsh Scrabble discord--
someone has placed "putzhead" on
a triple word score.

*****

Testing the warm milk
on her wrist, she sighs softly.
But her son is forty.

*****

The sparkling blue sea
reminds me to wait an hour
after my sandwich.

*****

Tea ceremony--
fragrant steam perfumes the air.
Try the cheese Danish.

*****

Lacking fins or tail
the gefilte fish swims with
great difficulty.

*****

Yom Kippur-- Forgive
me, Lord, for the Mercedes
and all that lobster.

*****

My nature journal --
today, I saw some trees and birds.
I should know the names?

*****

Like a bonsai tree,
your terrible posture at
my dinner table.

*****

Beyond Valium
the peace of knowing one's child
is an internist.

*****

Jews on safari --
map, compass, elephant gun,
hard sucking candies.

*****

Coroner's report --
"The deceased, wearing no hat,
caught his death of cold."

*****

The same kimono
the top geishas are wearing:
got it at Loehmann's.

*****

The sparrow brings home
too many worms for her young.
"Force yourself," she chirps.

*****

Jewish triathlon:
gin rummy, then contract bridge,
followed by a nap.

*****

"Can't you just leave it?"
the new Jewish mother asks -
umbilical cord.

*****

The shivah visit:
so sorry about your loss.
Now back to my problems.

*****

Our youngest daughter,
our most precious jewel.
Hence the name, Tiffany.

*****

Mom, please! There is no
need to put that dinner roll
in your pocketbook.

*****

Seven-foot Jews in
the NBA slam-dunking!
My alarm clock rings.

*****

Concert of car horns
as we debate the question
of when to change lanes.

*****

Sorry I'm not home
to take your call. At the tone
please state your bad news

*****

Is one Nobel Prize
so much to ask from a child
after all I've done?

*****

Today, mild shvitzing.
Tomorrow, so hot you'll plotz.
Five-day forecast: feh

*****

Left the door open.
for the Prophet Elijah.
Now our cat is gone.

*****

Yenta. Shmeer. Gevalt.
Shlemiel. Shlimazl. Tochis.
Oy! To be fluent!

*****

Quietly murmured
at Saturday services,
Yanks 5 0, Red Sox 3 36***.

*****

A lovely nose ring --
excuse me while I put my
head in the oven.

*****

Hard to tell under
the lights--white Yarmulke or
male-pattern baldness

*** poetic license

278 Fasternu426  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:44:48am

Is he wearing lipstick? And, it looks like he plucks his eyebrows... hmmmmmmm!
Don't ask... don't tell.

279 American Soldier  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:45:20am

re: #277 NY Nana

re: #265 American Soldier

Jewish Haiku

*** poetic license


LOL
Thank you. I was heading into that dark place........

280 realwest  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:45:22am

re: #256 Iron Fist Hello my friend! Hope you're doing well. I'd appreciate it if you'd read my comment at #141.
It's my personal opinion that this guy is lying like a rug about the events he says he's seen and the actions of some of the men in his unit.
However, as I posted on the DT today, not all infantrymen are just older Boy Scouts with rifles.
But I'm still waiting for the fuckin' Army to finish him off - just wish it wouldn't take 'em so long to do it.

281 Sharmuta  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:46:11am

Nice pic.

/snicker

282 Geepers  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:46:47am

Esoterisch

I went to the Museum of Modern Art in Wurzberg today with Jason to see the Bahaus exhibit. It was worth five Euro for sure. Afterwards we had lunch in the art cafe down the street and rocked out to some REM that was playing. Whats the Frequency Kenneth? I took paper with me to the museum and made some sketches...they turned out looking like Modigliani on crack.

This guy is 100% touchy-feely LLL through and through.

And wouldn't ya think he'd at least know how to spell Bauhaus? And Wurzburg.

"Hey man, like, correct spelling is just oppression by the man, man."

283 Cygnus  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:47:27am

I found a definition of 'tikkun olam' here. Looks like he's a Kabbalist, along with everything else. Good grief!

284 Catttt  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:47:35am

re: #236 American Soldier

re: #220 Geepers


Old bitch empires gone in the teeth
This is a memory
of you swallowing those delicate flowers
glued together in the shape of a crucifix,
of those voiceless miracles buried in your stomach.
I've waited patiently
nervously holding strangers hands
counting dead birds on the beach
playing games with bitch empires gone in the teeth
and seeing the skull beneath your flesh.
If you havent invented desire
I'll inherit the ghost
and proudly
with a paper rose.

Like wow man, that's deep. I wish I could write with such passion and insight.

Haiku smackdown!

Watch the shells go by
Happiness on Earth is mine
Love belt-fed weapons.

Lol.

Haiku are fun - good one.


From Babylon A.D.:

I bled on a pivotal stretch
Like a clockwork Christ
Bears sore stigmata, bored

And as I threw Job, I drove
Myself to a martyred wretch
To see if I drew pity
Or pretty litanies from the Lord

So the plot sickened
With the coming of days
Ill millennia thickened
With the claret I sprayed
And though they saw red
I left a dirty white stain
A splintered knot in the grain
On Eden’s marital aid

So glad for the madness

~Dani Filth (writes better poetry, is cuter, and is far richer than the Beauchamp)

285 nobs  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:47:57am
I miss political arguments. There seems to be a consensus with all the boys overseas...we laugh harder at CSPAN than comedy central. Silly republicans.

A quote from this asshat's blog in reference to a quote from our VP. It says it all.

286 loppyd  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:47:58am

re: #282 Geepers


He's so hip....and so sensitive.

Oh and REM sucks.

287 Pvt Bin Jammin  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:48:49am

re: #267 ciaospirit
The Soldiers' Angels were in touch with his base, so I knew he was much better. Thank God.

Did anything else ever come out about the shooter's motive?

288 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:49:33am

re: #195 V the K

re: #172 FrogMarch


I'm telling - he looks G A Y.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...



My gaydar is Soviet-quality, but his Gaydar Cross Section is like a B-52.


The late Rugby the Rat's owner says this guy's wife works at TNR, so he may just be bi-curious. Of course, Barney Frank was married with children once, before coming down with a case of teh gay.

289 realwest  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:49:36am

re: #273 taxfreekiller ROTFLMAO! Excellent!

290 American Soldier  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:50:25am

re: #283 Cygnus

I found a definition of 'tikkun olam' here. Looks like he's a Kabbalist, along with everything else. Good grief!

See my #184, above.

291 YourTaxDollarsAtWork  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:50:28am

re: #283 Cygnus

The guys a f^cking poser. To him, claiming to be jewish is just like being in the army. It gives him something trendy to flaunt around and claim to have some kind of moral superiority over others.

292 Cygnus  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:52:14am

re: #101 loppyd

re: #39 Ben Hur

He is John Kerry.


Maybe he and Kerry can organize a little medal throwing
party in front of the White House upon his return to the states.....after his testimony about false atrocities in front of a congressional committee, of course.

But...but.... they weren't medals, they were ribbons!

293 Catttt  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:52:30am

re: #277 NY Nana


Left the door open.
for the Prophet Elijah.
Now our cat is gone.

ROFL!

My all-time favorite haiku (so far):

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
~Peter Rothman

294 Dianna  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:53:21am

re: #276 Fritz_Katz

The Cat in Magic? I have that, but it's been almost 6 years since I read it.

Or are you, too, a Montague Summers fan?

295 American Soldier  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:53:31am

re: #284 Catttt

Thanks.
The work you cited is too deep for me today- between night shifts.

296 Fernandez  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:54:16am

Congratulations PVT! Get ready for your court martial you stupid little shit!

Me thinks PVT Moonbat was a moonbat who joined for the writing. As for his 'experiences', PVT Stephen King is more realistic.

297 NY Nana  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:54:35am

re: #279 American Soldier

I was heading into that dark place

David Bader is just superb. I have an original copy..daughter did the publicity, as she worked in publishing, pre-9/11.

Click on 'the author' and find his CV...

298 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:54:37am

re: #286 loppyd

re: #282 Geepers


He's so hip....and so sensitive.

Oh and REM sucks.


Well, the music sounds great, and at first glance, the lyrics sound really deep, but the harder you try to listen to the words, the more you realize its pretentious nonsense. But the music sounds great.

299 Geepers  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:56:08am

realwest (#280),

this guy is lying like a rug about the events he says he's seen and the actions of some of the men in his unit.

That's your just knuckledragging oppinion you right-wingnut meany.

It's called "poetic licence".

300 American Soldier  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:57:03am

Off to get some sleep. Later, all.

301 Sharmuta  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:57:50am

re: #282 Geepers

This guy's in deep, huh?

302 MrMom  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:58:12am

re: #281 Sharmuta

Nice pic.

/snicker

Not your type shar?

/wears more lipstick than you.

303 afdad  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:58:25am

re: #73 njdhockeyfan

What th...

Two U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan convert to Islam - paper

If true, it means they probably got overly horny, and couldn't wait for their next leave (R&R) from 'in country'. I know it won't happen, but if I had the authority, these two s*birds would end up assigned to duties guarding an excess materials storage depot. Preferably one out in the middle of East Jeebus, Zambodia. Far, far away from anything important. Doing something like that (converting) indicates their inability to think clearly.

304 NY Nana  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:00:09am

re: #300 American Soldier

Before you go..info on the POS lefty behind Tikkun..Michael Lerner.

305 Justacanuck  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:00:15am

Dunno if this is posted in the comments already, but this tard has a MySpace page too.

And the last blog entry is titled "Jew York City".

It's a special kind of leftard we have here.

306 PRKW  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:00:54am

Is this guy Scott the company clerk?

307 realwest  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:02:18am

re: #299 Geepers Who you calling a "meany" you, you..........Meany! LOL!
Good to see ya again Geepers. Please read my #141 waaay back above on this thread though.
Wish the friggin Army would finish it's investigation already!

308 Catttt  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:02:38am

re: #295 American Soldier

re: #284 Catttt

Thanks.
The work you cited is too deep for me today- between night shifts.

:)

The lyrics are actually complex, but they seem less so when one watches the video.

309 YourTaxDollarsAtWork  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:06:24am

re: #305 Justacanuck

Christ All Mighty...

His friends are fucktards too....

Isn't about time we just pull the plug on this guy?

310 Fernandez  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:10:21am

re: #262 docremulac

"Regarding any liberal douchbags who support this guy, I'm sick of "hawk chickens", that is: people that are anti military, using that as some reason to having more to say about how the military is used than pro military people who have never served."

I agree totally with you. People who have done nothing think that they have the right to criticize the military because they are 'pacificists'. Have they joined the Peace Corps? Insert themselves between a machete and victim in Rwanda? No.

They are not pacificists, they are passivists. They sit on the sidelines and do nothing for nobody.

311 jamgarr  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:11:04am

I'll give it 48 hours for the reports to flow in about this guy but my Tool-O-Meter is pegged.

312 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:14:00am

re: #247 Geepers

The DB is violating OPSEC by divuldging deployment and the duration of a field training exercise. It wouldn't be to hard figure out where he is training since he tells us it's MOUT training (mech ops urban terrain). In fact I have a pretty good idea where they went.

Considering this is overseas, this is a pretty serious breach. There are a lot of bad people who would like to get there hand on Army stuff. Knowing when and where you might come across some sure makes it easier.

313 Catttt  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:15:29am

re: #305 Justacanuck

Dunno if this is posted in the comments already, but this tard has a MySpace page too.

And the last blog entry is titled "Jew York City".

It's a special kind of leftard we have here.

Gee - he has some rather - negative - "fan" mail in the old inbox.

314 Geepers  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:17:19am

Endangered in MASS (#312),

The DB is violating OPSEC by divuldging deployment and the duration of a field training exercise.

Rules are for losers man.

315 Cygnus  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:22:04am

re: #153 cbinflux

re: #145 prkw


Didn't he also claim to be advancing to Officer?

He can be the next Lt. Watata.

316 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:22:05am

re: #314 Geepers


They certainly don't apply to a man on the way up. Too bad nobody sees it but him. His neanderthal squad leader must be harshing his mellow.

317 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:25:31am

Isn't there something the Army can do to this guy? Aren't they beginning to exercise some oversight of milbloggers?

Also, I wonder if Michael Yon knows about this guy and what he's doing? Maybe he could pass the word along to the guy's chain of command, so that he gets his balls in a vise.

318 OldTime_Rock&Roll  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:29:09am

From Op For via Michelle Malkin:

Private Beauchamp has just placed himself in an unenviable 'damned if you do, damned if you don't' scenario. If his stories are true, he'll be facing the business end of the UCMJ. If false, he'll be exposed as a fraud and a liar, and will have destroyed that budding writing career that he so confidently promised.

So we know he's a soldier. I never doubted that in the first place, he spoke the lingo well enough. But, as Greyhawk noted, the inquiry has really just begun. Now we have to go about fact-checking his stories, which I suspect will turn out to have been grandly embellished.

So no doubt wheels are turning over in the 1/18's command staff right now. Wouldn't be surprised if Private Beauchamp was standing tall in front of the man at this very moment, under the scruntity of an aggressively curious CO who is demanding details down to the letter about each of his diary entries.

Expect a press release soon. The Army is going to move quick on this, now that they have a face to the name.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy!

319 cygnus  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:34:06am

re: #244 Ben Hur

Chinese insulting slippers

A pair of slippers imported from china contained the name of god (allah) inscripted on the soles of the slippers in Arabic. Bearing in mind, the soles of the feet and or shoes are highly insulting to Muslims. Is china trying to send a message? The shoe company has been contacted, but no details from them yet.

Blowing up buses does not offend.

Reminds me of the "Jesus" sandals I saw here.

320 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:35:18am

re: #277 NY Nana

Thank you! Such a smile I have now!

OldLineTexan

321 paxnhymn  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:37:03am

yeah...gotta love this part...

"I was initially reluctant to take the time out of my already insane schedule fighting an actual war in order to play some role in an ideological battle that I never wanted to join. "

Then why , PRIVATE, did you open that gaping suck of yours and spew this dribble? You had no authority. You provide no proof nor substantiation. The fact of the matter is that you DID want to join the ideological battle you liar (that's a person who tells lies) or you wouldn't have entertained this process, and you want the notariety of it all, because let's face it, whether you go to work for the New York Slimes or typing in a cell at Levenworth, you grabbed your fifteen minutes didn't you?
And I wouuld imagine there are thousands of prior combat "chickenhawks" like myself who would like a piece of you about now, so you got a LOT more than your fifteen minutes, didn't you boy?

322 kaymad  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:39:41am

Has anyone else seen this?

[Link: www.thedailystar.com...]

Korey Rowe, the director (or whatever you want to call him) was arrested for for desertion from the military.

323 Fernandez  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:41:01am

re: #318 OldTime_Rock&Roll

It won't be just him. All of those stories about his 'friends' are going to be investigated. (Gee, I hope he's not fragged.)

324 SWFanC3PO  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:41:26am

"I am Private Scott Thomas Beauchamp, a member of Alpha Company, 1/18 Infantry, Second Brigade Combat Team, First Infantry Division."
And you were briefed on U.S. Army blog policy by your PAO (Public Affairs Office) prior to deployment and once you arrived in-country, asshat!

325 GreenDroll  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:41:31am

I wonder of Oscar would like this guy?

326 paxnhymn  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:43:33am

re: #324 SWFanC3PO
yep. this dumbass may end up breakin big into lil bitty ones! LOL!

327 mean Gene  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:44:54am

re: #155 Geepers

The Chaplain turns and walks back towards the FOB in contemplation. Gotta rack out early tonight. Handing out bibles in the marketplace tomorrow, early.

I thought it was a totall no-no to hand out Christian tracts in Iraq.....much less Bibles?
Anyone?

328 SWFanC3PO  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:45:38am

#317 Ward Cleaver, see post #324. Gettin' late where I'm at, so beddy-bye time. I'll see if I can get a copy of the policy tomorrow

329 SWFanC3PO  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:48:02am

#327 mean Gene, in A-stan it is! We were briefed NOT to attempt to convert the locals. I'm realy going to bed now. G'nite lizards.

330 paxnhymn  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:48:28am

re: #327 mean Gene

ahh, I think that's horseshit, too. I know tons of chaplains, and most of them are not the evangelistic types; they're the take care of the troops types. And I think the head of the chaplains strictly forbade the practice during DS, although I'm not sure about Iraq, but the BS meter is peggin' on that one!

331 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:48:32am

Slightly OT:
Michael Yon on Foxnews.com:

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

OldLineTexan

332 Hard Right  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:01:08am

re: #25 loppyd

I love this quote from Black Five:


Every unit has a Scott Thomas, the whiny pissant whose brilliance is never recognized and who is always being abused by the chain of command for stuff that's not his fault. It would be normal to hear folks telling him to STFU and do his damn job.

There's always one. Whether it be in the armed forces or a mundane office.

You nailed it BIG TIME. Saw one of his posts and he whined about he was being treated by the Army. He also said he had to get through it for "credibility".
Hmmmmm.

333 B A Rabbit  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:08:56am
My pieces were always intended to provide my discreet view of the war

re: #196 pat "Seems Pvt Beauchamp was busted a grade. Hmmm"

Sure 'nuff. 'Cuz, as a PVT. He hasn't been there long enough to have a opinion of his own.

He writes that he's a PVT not even a PFC. Thats E-1 folks. Do know how hard it is to come out of Boot camp and still be an E-1? He managed to do that, and get through infantry school, make it to a unit be delayed by in-processing and then get shipped off.

Something really stinks about this. and it ain't the fact that Soliders aren't allowed to voice their own opinon. Having your own opinon is the quickist way to find yourself fragged. If anybody asks me, this guys character is straight out of the movie "Buffalo Solider" w/ Joaquin Phoenix.

334 easy  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:13:40am

Like I said, never mattered whether he is a soldier or not, his stories are just plain stupid.

335 godfrey  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:14:48am

re: #277 NY Nana

Please do that more often.

336 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:16:43am

"He writes that he's a PVT not even a PFC. Thats E-1 folks."

He's actually a E-2, but you are probably right about him being busted.

337 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:18:27am

"Like I said, never mattered whether he is a soldier or not, his stories are just plain stupid."

The might be true though. Time will tell.

338 Hard Right  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:20:14am

re: #262 docremulac

Regarding any liberal douchbags who support this guy, I'm sick of "hawk chickens", that is: people that are anti military, using that as some reason to having more to say about how the military is used than pro military people who have never served.

Want to give all powers to make war, or hell, even decide who runs the country to only those who have served in the armed forces? Ok, I'd love that. You'd never have a single Democrat in any office ever again.

Wish that was the case, but as this asshat proves, they will just join the military to get ahead. This is what the majority of leftist dirtbags I've met that are ex-military have done. They made clear how much they hated the military even before they joined and said they only served for the money etc.

339 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:21:45am

"Actually, I don't think he would have even made it into the infantry. The Army would have noticed those writing skills after his ASVAB test and the recruiters would have pushed him into some other MOS instead of infantry. I still think this is a sham"

He does have an 11 series MOS.

340 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:22:53am

"Wish that was the case, but as this asshat proves, they will just join the military to get ahead. This is what the majority of leftist dirtbags I've met that are ex-military have done. They made clear how much they hated the military even before they joined and said they only served for the money etc."


Yeah, so?

Maybe the military should change it's adds.

341 MoonbatBane  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:24:54am

re: #318 OldTime_Rock&Roll

From Op For via Michelle Malkin:


Private Beauchamp has just placed himself in an unenviable 'damned if you do, damned if you don't' scenario. If his stories are true, he'll be facing the business end of the UCMJ. If false, he'll be exposed as a fraud and a liar, and will have destroyed that budding writing career that he so confidently promised.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy!

My bet is that there will be some truth to at least one of the stories, so he'll be facing a court martial, but most will be wholly or partially made up, so he'll also lose all credibility.

That's a two-fer! Couldn't happen to a more deserving POS.

342 Fernandez  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:26:12am

re: #333 B A Rabbit

Exactly, You can get an automatic promotion to E-3 (PFC), just for doing some pre-reading and passing the PT test before going to boot camp. (A college degree gets you an auto promotion to E-4 [Specialist]). If you read his blog, here's this lovely note from January 18, 2006:

"My experience in the Army so far has been a lot like war: long doldrums of boredom intermixed with drunken whirlwind weekends of hanky panky and martini politics...both also lead to anguish and permanent emotional scars. I was invited to participate in the Green to Gold (ROTC) program at SIU-Carbondale, and I started my application packet today. I doubt that I'll get a scholarship due to my lackluster GPA, but at least I'll be coming home and going to school. My goal is to become an incompetent leader that gets fragged by 30 something NCO's at a forward operating base in Sadr City. Heres to the memories and stardust kid. love, Scott" (Emphasis added)

I'm hoping your dreams come true, Scott!

343 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:26:46am

"My bet is that there will be some truth to at least one of the stories, so he'll be facing a court martial, but most will be wholly or partially made up, so he'll also lose all credibility."

For what crime? None of his actions were particularly criminal.

344 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:28:46am

""My experience in the Army so far has been a lot like war: long doldrums of boredom intermixed with drunken whirlwind weekends of hanky panky and martini politics...both also lead to anguish and permanent emotional"

I saw that in Korea. Sex slaves. Drunken GIs.

Bad memories.

345 gmsc  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:31:29am

From Bill Whittle's SEEING THE UNSEEN Part 1:

The Chickenhawk argument goes something like this: anyone who favors military action should not be taken seriously unless they themselves are willing to go and do the actual fighting. This particular piece of work is an anti-war crowd attempt to silence the debate by ruling that the other side is out of bounds for the duration. Like all ad hominem attacks, (argumentum ad hominem means “argument against the person”) it is an act of intellectual surrender. The person who employs an ad hominem attack is admitting they cannot win the debate on merit, and hope to chuck the entire thing out the window by attacking the messenger. This is a logical fallacy of the first order, because the messenger is not the message.

The messenger is not the message. That’s all you need to throw away the entire Chickenhawk response. But why stop there when this one is so much fun?

If you ever see this charge again, you may want to reflect that person’s own logical reasoning in the following fashion: You may not talk about education unless you are willing to become a teacher. You may not discuss poverty unless you yourself are willing to go and form a homeless shelter. How dare you criticize Congress unless you are willing to go out and get elected yourself? Your opinion on a National Health Care System is negated out of hand since you are unwilling to get a medical degree and open a clinic. And as far as your opinions regarding the Democratic Underground or The Huffington Post are concerned, well, you can just keep them to yourself, mister, unless you can produce an advanced degree in Abnormal Psychology and Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Using the internal reasoning behind the Chickenhawk argument means you cannot comment on, speak about or even hold an opinion on any subject that is not part of your paying day job. It is simple-minded and profoundly anti-democratic, which is why it so deeply appeals to those who sling it around the most.

But wait! There’s more!

If you accept the Chickenhawk argument – that only those actually willing to go and fight have a legitimate opinion on the subject of war – then that means that any decision to go to war must rest exclusively in the hands of the military. Is that what this person really wants? To abandon civilian control of the military? That’s the box they have trapped themselves in with this argument. Now to be perfectly honest, I think Robert Heinlein made a very compelling case for just this line of reasoning in Starship Troopers (the book, not the clueless projected travesty). Heinlein said that the only people who should be allowed to vote are those that have served in the military, since only they are willing to make the ultimate sacrifice on behalf of the state. I don’t agree with that. I think civilian control of the military has been one of the pillars of our nation’s success, and it has withstood the test of both World Wars and Civil ones. But that is the world you are stuck in when you toss that little Chickenhawk grenade.

Finally, if the only legitimate opinion on Iraq, say, is that held by the troops themselves, then they are overwhelmingly in favor of being there and finishing what they started. I recently received an e-mail from an Army major who is heading back for his fourth tour. The Chickenhawk argument, coming from an anti-war commentator, legitimizes only those voices that overwhelmingly contradict the anti-war argument.

Being an essay from Bill Whittle, you should naturally read the whole thing.

346 paxnhymn  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:32:37am

re: #343 jellobob

"My bet is that there will be some truth to at least one of the stories, so he'll be facing a court martial, but most will be wholly or partially made up, so he'll also lose all credibility."

For what crime? None of his actions were particularly criminal.

UCMJ prosecutes the disobededience of a lawful order from a commander. Alll soldiers received a breifing now from a Public Affairs Officer (that would be higher than private) on how to conduct one's self inside the theatre of operations, and I will bet my car title this kind of activity was prohibited in the breifing. UCMJ violation. Disobedience of a lawful order...

347 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:38:17am

"UCMJ prosecutes the disobededience of a lawful order from a commander. Alll soldiers received a breifing now from a Public Affairs Officer (that would be higher than private) on how to conduct one's self inside the theatre of operations, and I will bet my car title this kind of activity was prohibited in the breifing. UCMJ violation. Disobedience of a lawful order"

Well yeah, but that will happen even if everything he said was true or false.

I think he'll get an Article 15. Anything beyond that will really draw MSM attention which the Army does not want.

348 SouthernFriedChickenHawk  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:44:10am

This must be his friend. If you have not seen this it will ruin your day...

[Link: tinyurl.com...]

349 Dianna  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:50:13am

Anybody still around, check Ace's site!

I cannot get the link function to cooperate with me (I'm not exactly ms. techie, forgive me - I have a Male of the Species for that), so: [Link: www.ace.mu.nu...]

350 Fernandez  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:53:59am

An Article 15 is nonjudicial punishment for minor offenses. His rank suggests he's already received one. He'll get more than that under the UCMJ for this.

As for MSM attention, PVT Beauchamp has already brought that upon himself. The Army now has to investigate his stories. They'd better hold up (in which case there will be a lot boards convened) or he's going down.

I see an OTH in this PVT's future.

351 Outrider  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:59:08am

Seems like his ilk are always around. I have read his blog and My Space sites and found I had soldiers much like him around during my career.
These were the young soldiers that expended more effort in questioning why something had to be done and attempting to get out of doing the chore than their buddies spent actually doing the chore. These guys always thought camo nets repaired themselves, motor parks cleaned themselves up, etc... They always felt themselves as superior to their comrades and ended up alienating everyone around them. Always high maintenance, they never seemed to actually get anything done except disrupt the routine.
Were I his Platoon Sergeant or First Sergeant I would have sent the individual off to a mental hygiene appointment awhile back as he has some serious issues.

Regards his actual stories. Well, damn. There are so many holes in his stories which have already been more than covered by others. His time line is so off kilter that one has to wonder if he doesn't have a real problem distinguishing his fantasy world from the real world and vice versa.

The big problem left to the rest of the world is he is indeed a soldier which confirms part of his story. That is all the left needs to validate the rest of it. Some of those old boys have never let facts get in the way of the truth.

352 Old Tanker  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:59:23am
It’s been maddening, to say the least, to see the plausibility of events that I witnessed questioned by people who have never served in Iraq.

People who HAVE been questioned you jackass. People who have been in the military could smell this from a mile and a half whether they've been to Iraq or not. I WAS there, the first time, and I know what soldiers do when they're bored. Uncle Jimbo nailed it on the head, just a mess hall hero...in your own mind.... Every unit has one. There was one in my unit. You shit on your buddies and right now I wouldn't want to be in your shoes 'cuz your fellow soldiers, the guys in Alpha 1-18 are gonna "thank you" for telling stories with a little wall to wall counseling.

353 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:01:07pm

re: #288 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

The late Rugby the Rat's owner says this guy's wife works at TNR...

She's not a former CIA agent by any chance?

354 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:01:34pm

"An Article 15 is nonjudicial punishment for minor offenses. His rank suggests he's already received one. He'll get more than that under the UCMJ for this.

As for MSM attention, PVT Beauchamp has already brought that upon himself. The Army now has to investigate his stories. They'd better hold up (in which case there will be a lot boards convened) or he's going down.

I see an OTH in this PVT's future"

Court Martialling a junior enlisted for posting on a blog or writing an article would be a PR fiasco.

From "Shock Troops"

Is making fun of an IED victim a crime? No.

The dog incident could be actionable, but he wasn't the driver.

The human skull thing is gross, but that was someone else too.

I'd hate to say this, but other people might be court martialed, but not him.

355 Old Tanker  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:03:49pm

re: #354 jellobob

correct me if I'm wrong, but if they try to give an article 15 he can request a courts martial to fight the Art. 15........

356 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:06:39pm

"Seems like his ilk are always around. I have read his blog and My Space sites and found I had soldiers much like him around during my career."

The Army is not picky. Anyone's son or daughter will do.


"These were the young soldiers that expended more effort in questioning why something had to be done and attempting to get out of doing the chore than their buddies spent actually doing the chore. These guys always thought camo nets repaired themselves, motor parks cleaned themselves up, etc... They always felt themselves as superior to their comrades and ended up alienating everyone around them. Always high maintenance, they never seemed to actually get anything done except disrupt the routine."

I had people like that too. :0(


"Were I his Platoon Sergeant or First Sergeant I would have sent the individual off to a mental hygiene appointment awhile back as he has some serious issues."

Good luck getting him mental health now. Those services are overloaded.

"Regards his actual stories. Well, damn. There are so many holes in his stories which have already been more than covered by others. His time line is so off kilter that one has to wonder if he doesn't have a real problem distinguishing his fantasy world from the real world and vice versa."

I've seen soldiers do stuff like this, unsafe driving and such.

Never been to war, and imagine it would be worse than what I saw.

"The big problem left to the rest of the world is he is indeed a soldier which confirms part of his story. That is all the left needs to validate the rest of it. Some of those old boys have never let facts get in the way of the truth."

I'm sure some people in from his unit will "swiftboat" regardless of what actually happened.

357 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:07:27pm

"correct me if I'm wrong, but if they try to give an article 15 he can request a courts martial to fight the Art. 15........"

I wasn't a JAG and never recieved one myself, but I think you are right.

I did get in trouble for AR 600-9, but no UCMJ.

358 Arbalest  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:15:04pm

This from the writer, Scott Thomas Beauchamp (STB):

It’s been maddening, to say the least, to see the plausibility of events that I witnessed questioned . . .” (emphasis mine)

"Plausibility" is not the word STB is searching for; perhaps “accuracy”, “truthfulness”. Further, these are what are being questioned about STB's writing.

“. . . by people who have never served in Iraq

What about questions from people who have served in Iraq, or in other wars; are they also maddening?

And why are the questions maddening; is it because the answers reveal the truth, and expose the writing for what it really is?


I was initially reluctant to take the time out of my already insane schedule fighting an actual war in order to play some role in an ideological battle that I never wanted to join.”

Who forced STB to write the words he wrote? Somehow, he found the time. Apparently, he has a blog, and reading it shows some interest in ideological stuff.

How was the contact between STB and The New Republic (TNR) made? When? Who initiated contact? Who forced STB to write for TNR?


That being said, my character, my experiences, and those of my comrades in arms have been called into question, and I believe that it is important to stand by my writing under my real name.”

Have any of STB’s comrades supported his claims?

". . . important to stand by my writing under my real name." suggests that STB might have been, or be about to be, "outed". Or is TNR bailing, and is liability involved?


But then there’s The New Republic (TNR).

On initial reading, the plausibility of the story run by TNR is obviously low.

Now to recite the obvious questions:
- Did TNR ever verify STB’s specific locations while on duty, and specific time at those locations?
- Did TNR talk to any of STB’s comrades?
- Did STB ever provide references or corroborative witnesses?
- Did TNR talk to any of them?

Finally, did TNR ever check on STB? A guy with considerable writing skills should likely be an E-4 (but isn’t), and they’re taking him at face value? The fact that he’s not even a PFC (E-3) should’ve raised some warning signals.

STB’s writing seems, at least superficially, quite good. A closer reading shows an occasional tendency to be a bit wordy, and sometimes (for word meaning) chose the wrong word. THR did not question this? Further, STB's work contains spelling mistakes; enough to raise the question “why is a spellchecker not being used?”


TNR might not be faulted for missing the rank issue (but if anyone at TNR had spent time doing some civic duty in the armed forces defending the country, they might have caught this issue).

But the writing issues, both content and construction, are (or should be) within their professional area of expertise, and should have alerted them to potential problems.

359 Outrider  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:17:13pm

re: #356 jellobob

I've seen soldiers do stuff like this, unsafe driving and such

.

I too have seen it. And taken corrective actions. Given the frequency and casualness of these actions as described by him, there would seem to be serious problems in his unit. Apparently there are no NCOs or officers in his unit willing to take any kind of actions? I find this hard to believe.

The other problem is of course the time line.

360 Fernandez  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:17:17pm

Well, gas-pumper, thank you for your astute legal opinion.

I am JAG. I stand by my prediction.

361 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:21:00pm

re: #349 Dianna

Anybody still around, check Ace's site!

I cannot get the link function to cooperate with me (I'm not exactly ms. techie, forgive me - I have a Male of the Species for that), so: [Link: www.ace.mu.nu...]

Well, well, well...

There's apparently a connection to the blog "Discarded Lies" run by former LGFer "evariste".

Beauchamp's fiancee apparently worked for TNR, and posted at DL.

I say worked, because Ace reports she got the walking papers this A.M.

362 Outrider  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:21:43pm

Regarding the Article 15. His command will not pursue an Article 15 until it has been run through JAG. If JAG is not willing to prosecute this case in a Courts Martial, then the Article 15 is not pursued. There are however many administrative actions that can be used by the command in lieu of judicial or non-judicial proceedings.

363 ploome hineni[deleted]  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:26:29pm
364 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:26:39pm

"Well, gas-pumper, thank you for your astute legal opinion.

I am JAG. I stand by my prediction."


No need to be elitist.

I got out of the Army almost 10 years ago. I no longer pump gas, thanks to the GI Bill. :0)

365 paxnhymn  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:27:41pm

re: #357 jellobob

Maybe, but if this perp's a repeat offender ( and by his rank he's been in front of a Jag officer before) they'll be harder on him when they open his file. I've been there for fightin' and stuff in the old days, but this guy is probably a repeat scumbag...

366 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:28:56pm

Fernandez, you can't actually be a JAG.

I mean you advocate this guy being murdered, not exactly officer speak.

If you are the real deal, provide your full name, and I will look you up and verify your rank and branch.

367 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:30:13pm

re: #361 Dar ul Harb

Beauchamp's fiancee apparently worked for TNR, and posted at DL.

I say worked, because Ace reports she got the walking papers this A.M.

Now, I'm really confused.
Apparently, it's Rugby's owner that got fired?

Sorry to hear that, if so.

(Maybe I just better shut up now...)

368 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:30:22pm

"Maybe, but if this perp's a repeat offender ( and by his rank he's been in front of a Jag officer before) they'll be harder on him when they open his file. I've been there for fightin' and stuff in the old days, but this guy is probably a repeat scumbag..."

I have no doubt that this writer is a full blown misfit.

However, I have seen similar things and he might be telling the truth.

Time will tell.

369 DaMishMan  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:36:35pm

I skipped most of the comments (they're up to 366 as of this post) so I don't know if this has been brought up.

It certainly sounds as if he's similar in disposition to Lt. Eric Watada, who will be put on military trial here at Ft. Lewis come November. He also joined, knowing full well that there was a war. Yet when the time was right, he decided to make a statement and not join his unit being deployed to Iraq. He's now on trial for Missing Movement and Conduct Unbecoming under the UCMJ.

While this...person...hasn't shirked his duty, what he is doing is as damaging and identical in one respect: he's stabbing his fellow soldiers in the back and is giving the anti-American, anti-military crowd someone to rally about.

And just in case anyone thinks I'm a 'chickenhawk', I've done my time in the Air Force AND the Army...so there!

370 Outrider  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:36:39pm

There was nothing on the guys blog or My Space site about being reduced in rank or being punished before. As much whining as he put in writing about other "bad" things such as CQ and motor pool duties (in which he apparently spent more time writing poetry than performing motor maintenance duties), I'm sure he would have mentioned a bust in rank. I'd say his slackness probably kept him from being promoted.

371 Fernandez  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:38:36pm

re: #365 paxnhymn

Not only that, he's fingered other soldiers and brought his whole command into disrepute. He's not Lindy England, but he's been dancing on a precipice. A lot of people have a vested interest in proving what he said was NOT true. He'd better have proof beyond his anecdotes (which have already proved impossible to be true).

JAG briefs the commander on his/her options and recommends a course of action. It is up to he commander if he gets court-martialled.

372 Outrider  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:40:19pm

re: #369 DaMishMan

While this...person...hasn't shirked his duty, what he is doing is as damaging and identical in one respect: he's stabbing his fellow soldiers in the back and is giving the anti-American, anti-military crowd someone to rally about.


Well, actually, by his own admission in his blog, he is both a shirker and a slacker. On a broader definition, if he witnessed the events he said he witnessed and did nothing or informed no one, then he is worse than a shirker.

373 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:47:25pm

"Not only that, he's fingered other soldiers and brought his whole command into disrepute. He's not Lindy England, but he's been dancing on a precipice. A lot of people have a vested interest in proving what he said was NOT true. He'd better have proof beyond his anecdotes (which have already proved impossible to be true)."

If you are a real JAG, and God I hope you're not (because you advocate 1st Degree murder), you must have seen crazier stuff than this.

The JAGs used to have the BEST stories. Stuff like Basic Training soldiers having sex in the dumpster.

374 Old Tanker  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:50:23pm

re: #369 DaMishMan

No one is gonna call you a chickenhawk here 'cept maybe a troll!

375 Fernandez  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:50:59pm

re: #366 jellobob

"I mean you advocate this guy being murdered, not exactly officer speak."

First, I am not here as representative of the Army. Only as a private citizen/lizard. Second, I would not advocate anyone's murder and did not above. He advocated his own fragging - I just quoted him. God knows I wouldn't mourn this stupid putz. If I were his commander, I would move him out of that unit fast. He has lied and/or stabbed his fellow soldiers the back and they all have loaded guns. A fragging accident is a high probability. Third, you have no idea how officer's speak. As a mustang, I've heard both enlisted and officer-speak.

I had to used my military id to sign up to this site. No, you cannot have it. If you doubt me, Charles can verify that I have one. Other than that, I don't care if you believe me or not.

376 Outrider  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:53:49pm

re: #373 jellobob

The JAGs used to have the BEST stories. Stuff like Basic Training soldiers having sex in the dumpster


Not a good image. The only female I saw during basic training was one Saturday afternoon we were marched to the rec center for a couple of hours and there was an older lady at the desk. Oh yeah, there were some female medical personnel when I came down with a URI. To digress a moment, I couldn't believe it when we were admitted to the hospital ward with a URI and they woke us up at 0500 to make our beds and clean the ward. ;-)>

377 paxnhymn  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:53:58pm

oooohhhh.flame war....

378 Perplexed  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:57:53pm

Hehehehe, he's facing some very serious trouble for not having run the articles through his commander. Hope he likes Kansas in the winter.

379 MoonbatBane  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 12:58:42pm

re: #375 Fernandez

Mustang? What's that? Just curious...

380 Outrider  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:00:17pm

re: #379 MoonbatBane

Mustang? What's that? Just curious...


An officer that was previous enlisted.

381 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:06:15pm

"First, I am not here as representative of the Army. Only as a private citizen/lizard. Second, I would not advocate anyone's murder and did not above. He advocated his own fragging - I just quoted him. God knows I wouldn't mourn this stupid putz. If I were his commander, I would move him out of that unit fast. He has lied and/or stabbed his fellow soldiers the back and they all have loaded guns. A fragging accident is a high probability. Third, you have no idea how officer's speak. As a mustang, I've heard both enlisted and officer-speak."

I had to used my military id to sign up to this site. No, you cannot have it. If you doubt me, Charles can verify that I have one. Other than that, I don't care if you believe me or not."


I don't.

There are no JAGs in the Army that have the name Fernandez. Not one. (AKO is a biotch!)

You might be in the Army. You might be someone who reads Guns and Ammo while jerking off.

382 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:07:52pm

re: #380 Outrider


A mustang LT has a much better chance of knowing his ass from a whole in the ground.

383 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:09:54pm

"Not a good image. The only female I saw during basic training was one Saturday afternoon we were marched to the rec center for a couple of hours and there was an older lady at the desk. "

Basic is Co-ed now, depending on where you go.

384 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:11:42pm

"A mustang LT has a much better chance of knowing his ass from a whole in the ground."

The worst are from West Point.

385 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:13:54pm

The 1 st Sgt and CO were arguing. The CO says, TOP I'm telling you that sex is work

The 1st SGT says, No sir, it's fun.

After 10 minutes of this the 1st SGT brings in a private.

So the CO asks explains there argument and asks the private, Is work sex or fun.

The private replies, It must be fun sir because if it was work you would have me do it for you.

386 Old Tanker  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:14:29pm

re: #381 jellobob

You think he's using his real name?

387 Fernandez  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:15:16pm

re: #381 jellobob

Maiden name, dumbass. I haven't seen one 'Jellobob' in Army (or anywhere for that matter).

I'm leaving in 5 minutes for an appointment. If I don't answer for the next couple of hours, it wasn't because I was dazzled by your brilliance.

388 Old Tanker  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:17:16pm

re: #386 Old Tanker

re: #381 jellobob

You think he's using his real name?

Ooops, her.

See that thing about assumptions jellobob........

389 jellobob  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:18:49pm

"Maiden name, dumbass. I haven't seen one 'Jellobob' in Army (or anywhere for that matter)."

You're maiden name is still in payroll and medical records.

Too easy.

390 Fernandez  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:22:45pm

re: #389 jellobob

Come up with it then....

391 Outrider  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:23:25pm

Mustang or not? Some of the better officers I had worked with were Mustangs. Also some of the worse. The worse ones thought because they had achieved the rank of Sp4 prior to commissioning they knew more about the Army than did their Platoon Sergeants. The best ones recognized their previous experience levels and used them as a platform.
I have yet to train a bad West Pointer. I know they are out there, but I had no bad experiences with them.
ROTC put out a fair mix. I found a lot depended on the schools. VMI and others like it were great. Some other schools put out slugs across the board.

392 Outrider  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:27:19pm

And you have access to all active, reserve, and guard payroll and medical records?

393 Dustyvet  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:28:02pm

Scott Thomas Beauchamp. And he says anyone who criticized his article is a chickenhawk.


This coming from John Kerry's towel boy, this punk is nothing more then a unit goat.

394 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:28:46pm

re: #391 Outrider


True enough. When Iwas at Ft Irwin though,one of the LT 's in one of the other platoons was a ring knocker. He was a pompous ass disliked by all.He thought the sun shined out his ass.

395 Outrider  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:33:44pm

re: #394 Endangered in MASS

True enough. When Iwas at Ft Irwin though,one of the LT 's in one of the other platoons was a ring knocker. He was a pompous ass disliked by all.He thought the sun shined out his ass.


They existed. I was fortunate enough to not meet any of that type of ring knocker. I had a couple of ROTC and OCS (and strangely enough a PFC) that were like that though. It was always easy enough to humble them, then proceed with their training as Platoon Leaders.

396 ploome hineni[deleted]  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:34:17pm
397 Dustyvet  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:34:43pm

re: #394 Endangered in MASS

re: #391 Outrider


True enough. When Iwas at Ft Irwin though,one of the LT 's in one of the other platoons was a ring knocker. He was a pompous ass disliked by all.He thought the sun shined out his ass.


We had a ring knocker fresh out of West Point in Vietnam, this ass clown used to shine his 2nd LT Gold Bar, when he thought nobdy was looking, till one bright morning our unit first shirt caught him doing it, and asked the 2nd LT, "What are you going to do now LT, take it to show and tell?"...:)

398 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:34:55pm

re: #395 Outrider

Drive on.

399 Outrider  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:36:41pm

re: #397 Dustyvet

We had a ring knocker fresh out of West Point in Vietnam, this ass clown used to shine his 2nd LT Gold Bar, when he thought nobdy was looking, till one bright morning our unit first shirt caught him doing it, and asked the 2nd LT, "What are you going to do now LT, take it to show and tell?"...:)


lol ;-)> Pride goeth before a fall?

400 Outrider  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:40:17pm

I always thought the funniest ones were the "Dots" ( called that because of the disk worn in lieu of rank). West Point and ROTC cadets that would come to the units for summer camp training before actual commissioning pulled some of the damnest stunts.

401 Piso Mojado  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 1:59:55pm

Is that lip gloss he's wearing? I'd pay good money to knock that smirk off his face.

402 NY Nana  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 2:47:41pm

re: #320 OldLineTexan

I'm kvelling!

403 NY Nana  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 2:50:28pm

re: #363 ploome hineni

I love them. There are a lot on the internut.

404 ninewhile  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 3:49:07pm

I hope his face becomes known far and wide among his brothers in arms over in Iraq and he is treated accordingly.

405 tronman  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 4:41:42pm

The guy is total friggen scum. I have a feeling the other soldiers in his unit will deal with the problem post haste once they become aware of the fact they have a TRAITOR in their midst. Scott old buddy old pal...looks like you just volunteered for all of the midwatches...be careful out there...it's a war, and sometimes shit happens.

406 Egfrow  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 5:50:08pm

Oh, I read this guys blog. Two things. I can see why the NYT wants to protect him, he's idealogicaly a liberal moonbat socialist at heart. Two, he's got the same makings of another KOS.

407 Fernandez  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 7:35:43pm

Well, I was waiting for Jellospine to live down to his ASVAB score:

1. He either figured out who I was and verified my credentials (while committing a crime);

2. He couldn't find me and proved he wasn't as smart as he thinks he is; or

3. He couldn't find me and proved he wasn't as smart as he thinks he is... (while committing a crime).


Jello -- I now believe you are a 77F.

408 siiras  Thu, Jul 26, 2007 9:07:07pm

This little chappie is right out of the John Kerry self-promotion military school . He joins up with the pre-meditated notion of turning in a minimal performance while milking his position for maximal self-gain.

And for anyone shameless enough to wound the esprit du corps that binds soldiers into a cohesive unit and makes them all safer, the self-advancement angle always works as the Left will shower with riches anyone willing to demonize the military with bonuses for anyone doing it from within the ranks.

Too bad this kind of infiltrator will never infiltrate where it would actually do some good in the world: into Islamist terrorist mosques and other hangouts to report on the latest human beheadings and bombings (not shaggy dog stories).

But they're never interested in the Sequoia timber in the Islamists' eye, preferring to pick away at the miniscule splinter in the American armed forces' eye.

The true story about the American military in Iraq is that it is bar none the most decent, best behaved armed force in the world under the most severe provocation.

But let's not talk about the 99.9%. Let's discuss the 0.1% to which Beauchamp belongs, by the way.

409 skysoldier  Fri, Jul 27, 2007 4:53:24am

I don't have time to sort through all the comments but will through in a semi ignorant two cents anyway. First of all Camp Buehring is in Kuwait. Last I checked Kuwait is not Iraq, WTF? Granted it hasn't been updated in a while. Second of all he is going to get crucified officially or not for printing lies.

Oh and as far as the pointers go. I had to spend the summer of '00 as an instructor at cadet basic training. They think the sun shines out of their ass because they spent four years being told that it does. Almost not even their fault. We couldn't even smoke them when they screwed up. But for shits and giggles, next time you meet one ask him what leather is, or what the weather report is for the next week, or the DFAC menu. All useless crap that they had to memorise while they were there.

410 Impetus  Fri, Jul 27, 2007 7:39:36am

From the Blackfive blog:

As I said every unit has a Private Beauchamp who is more or less universally disliked as a whiny loser. No one understands them and they are always getting screwed over. They always have aspirations to grandness coupled with an absolute uselessness and laziness that ensures they will never achieve it.

LOL that was so me in the Marines!

Ok maybe I shouldn't be joking about it, but it's funny now.


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