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Mon, Aug 20, 2007 at 9:58:15 am PDT

The European Union has stopped paying for Gaza’s electricity.

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip - Electricity in Gaza on Monday became the latest battleground in the struggle between the coastal strip’s Islamic Hamas rulers and their Fatah rivals, who have accused Hamas of pocketing electricity revenues.

The losers are hundreds of thousands of Gazans, who have been plunged into darkness as European donors cut off key electricity aid.

On Sunday, the European Union stopped paying for fuel to power generators that produce electricity for at least half of Gaza’s population of 1.4 million. On Monday, it said the payments would not resume because it had received word that Hamas was “diverting” electricity revenues.

“We are ready to resume our support to the Gaza power plant within hours once we receive the appropriate assurances that all the funds will be exclusively used for the benefit of the Gaza population,” the European Commission — the EU’s executive branch — said in a statement.

Imagine that. A terrorist gang that also steals. What’s this world coming to?

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1 Sharmuta  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 9:59:25am

The eu is islamophobic.

2 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 9:59:27am

Journey has reunited?

3 Old Tanker  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 9:59:29am

Did someone get hit by the cluebat?

4 mom's no dhimmi  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:00:18am

Perhaps the funds are going to rebuild those greenhouses...

5 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:00:20am

And finally!

A tax a European bureaucrat DOESN"T like.

6 SlartyBartfast  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:00:23am

Q: How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The bulb is never changed; they only complain, "Look how the Jews make us sit in the dark!"

7 bulwrk  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:01:24am

The giant animal abusing bee could not be reached for comment.

8 rtheyserius  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:03:23am

The EU has been paying Gaza's electricity bills?

/shaking head

9 Pullus Iulius  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:03:37am

Bummer, man. Mom's kicked them out of her basement. She'll take them back, though. You watch.

10 Alouette  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:03:41am
11 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:03:50am

WWI.

Palestinian Jews fight with Europe.

WWII.

Palestinian Jews fight with Allies. Arabs with Axis.

Europeans target and kill 6 million Jewish civilians.

Cold War.

Israel pro-West. Arabs pro-Soviet.

War on Terror.

Duh.

Now, you tell me, why are the Europeans paying Gaza's electric bill and not ISRAEL'S?

12 insanity police  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:03:58am
13 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:04:12am
14 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:04:37am

re: #10 Alouette

Poor yoots in Gaza just want to have fun.


Ali Wakeed is an activist.

15 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:04:57am

re: #12 insanity police

When the lights go down in the city


See my #2.

16 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:05:23am

Are you sure the EU did this? I remain skeptical. I think it is more a stray rat stumbling into the relay switches then the EU finding a spine.

17 marwan's daughter  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:05:26am

They're already blaming the Jooos for this. I can't find the Kos entry for it (or was it somewhere else), and I won't bother looking, but they've already blamed Israel. The daytime will be hell though. I remember this kind of s*** when I lived in Chennai years ago. During the summer it was the worst.

18 opnion  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:05:32am

They will resume payments once the recieve assurances that the money will go for electricity?
Alright I will give it to them "All of money you send are be going to only light and stuff not bombs to be killing Jews. OK? You are be handing over money now"
That should do it

19 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:05:59am

They've been living in the Dark Ages for centuries, so they'll adapt.

20 insanity police  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:06:22am

re: #15 Ben Hur

Great minds think alike.

21 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:06:36am

I remember the night that the lights went out in Gaza.

22 Sharmuta  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:06:36am
“We are ready to resume our support to the Gaza power plant within hours once we receive the appropriate assurances that all the funds will be exclusively used for the benefit of the Gaza population,” the European Commission — the EU’s executive branch — said in a statement

If that's the standard, I'm shocked hamas hasn't lied adequately enough.

23 insanity police  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:06:54am

Now if we could only get Israel to cut the water.

24 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:07:04am

re: #20 insanity police

Aiwa.

25 lawhawk  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:07:19am

So, the EU does this and no one bats an eye. If Israel did this, the world - including and especially the EU - would howl and bark loudly over the inhumane treatment.

The sad fact remains that Hamas was, is, and will continue to be a terrorist group first and foremost, and the sooner the diplomats recognize this, be better it will be for all involved - including the Palestinians who are stuck living under the heel of Hamas.

26 The Dajjal  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:07:50am

The darkness of their homes now matches the darkness of their hearts.

27 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:07:51am

So, let them go solar.

28 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:08:20am

What will the kids do without their morning propaganda shows? Think of the kids!
/

29 JCM  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:09:20am
We are ready to resume our support to the Gaza power plant within hours once we receive the appropriate assurances that all the funds will be exclusively used for the benefit of the Gaza population,...

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

The phrase "benefit of the Gaza population" is heard by the Palis as "kill the Jews."

30 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:09:21am

Are they using eco-friendly lighting like the rest of the carbon credit clowns?

31 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:09:48am

Appeasement Finds a Home in the Academy

Instead of providing moral clarity in a time of war, too many academics busy themselves inventing strategies to get along peaceably with genocidal terrorist groups and the governments that aid and abet them. Among the appeasers, three professors of Middle East studies stand out: the University of Minnesota's William O. Beeman; Boston University's Augustus Richard Norton; and Harvard University's Sara Roy.

William O. Beeman, professor and chair of the department of anthropology at the University of Minnesota, as well as president of the Middle East section of the American Anthropological Association, apparently thinks the bloody, belligerent Iranian regime can be placated by politeness. In a recent article (scroll down), Beeman counseled the U.S. to negotiate with Iran using "language" that is "unfailingly polite and humble."

32 Highrise  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:10:08am

With crap like this going on, we have got to wake up and stop saying that the palestinians deserve a state.

33 Spenser (with an S)  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:10:37am

Can you imagine how obvious and "in your face" this must have been to get them to take action? Dear Lord, they must have signed the checks over to the Iranians and written "weapons" in the memo line.

34 madisonsfriend  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:10:54am

Maybe Hanoul can go to door to door and spread hatred that way?

35 NoSubmission  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:10:59am

Now if the EU could only cut the BS.

36 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:11:01am

re: #11 Ben Hur

WWI.

Palestinian Jews fight with Europe.

WWII.

Palestinian Jews fight with Allies. Arabs with Axis.

Europeans target and kill 6 million Jewish civilians.

Cold War.

Israel pro-West. Arabs pro-Soviet.

War on Terror.

Duh.

Now, you tell me, why are the Europeans paying Gaza's electric bill and not ISRAEL'S?


Well everyone knows that the Jooos control all of the money and the banks. They can afford to pay for their own energy, you intolerant neocon!

/moonbat reaction.

37 Sharmuta  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:11:12am

re: #27 Kreuzueber Halbmond

Yeah- just like they do with African clinics.

38 Old Tanker  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:11:29am

re: #28 Just_A_Grunt

I was just wondering how the kiddies will get to see their favorite killer bee...

39 So?  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:12:03am

Losers? Here comes another population explosion!

40 madisonsfriend  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:12:04am

re: #33 Spenser (with an S)

Can you imagine how obvious and "in your face" this must have been to get them to take action? Dear Lord, they must have signed the checks over to the Iranians and written "weapons" in the memo line.

Excellent!

41 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:12:48am

Here...someone is talented enough to change this:

He was on his way home from candletop
Been two weeks gone and he thought hed stop
At webs and have him a drink for he went home to her
Andy wo-lo said hello
He said hi whats a doing
Wo said sit down I got some bad news thats gonna hurt
Said Im your best friend and you know thats right
But your young bride aint home tonight
Since you been gone shes been seeing that amos boy seth
He got mad and he saw red
Andy said boy dont you lose your head
Cause to tell you the truth Ive been with her myself

Chorus:
Thats the night the lights went out in georgia
Thats the night that they hung an innocent man
Dont trust your soul to no back woods southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the towns got bloodstains on his hand

42 pat  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:12:51am

rage Boy will have a conniption over the Welfare cut.

43 Sharmuta  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:13:04am

The trampling elephants now need night vision goggles.

44 mondoreb  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:13:32am

Who knew the EU had any ball?

Even if they are cheese-scented Mini-balls...

45 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:13:39am

On second thought, those eco-friendly lightbulbs may pose a mercury threat.

46 sheik yer'mami  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:13:40am

The EU stopped paying the jiziyah for the Palistanians?

What's the world coming to?

That calls for jihad, jihad, jihad...

[Link: sheikyermami.com...]

47 Sharmuta  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:13:46am

Wonder if the lion cage at the gaza zoo was an electric lock.

48 JCM  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:14:12am

re: #40 madisonsfriend

re: #33 Spenser (with an S)

Can you imagine how obvious and "in your face" this must have been to get them to take action? Dear Lord, they must have signed the checks over to the Iranians and written "weapons" in the memo line.

Excellent!

Too complicated ship the a weapons and uranium purification equipment and stamp farm equipment on the box.

49 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:14:26am

re: #47 Sharmuta

Wonder if the lion cage at the gaza zoo was an electric lock.

Lets send Naool (or however the hell you spell his name) to check!

50 Catttt  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:14:47am

re: #12 insanity police

When the lights go down in the city

Gaaa! Journey! Run!

/:)

Boom! Boom! Out go the lights!

51 bulwrk  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:14:48am

The Night The Lights Went Out In Gaza.

52 Poitiers-Lepanto  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:15:07am

.

Imagine that. A terrorist gang that also steals. What’s this world coming to?

LOL !

53 experiencedtraveller  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:15:14am

re: #33 Spenser (with an S)

Nice.

54 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:15:21am

Waiting to hear how Hamas getting their power cutoff for stealing their utilities is an attack against the "democratically elected Pali Gov". You know its out there waiting.

55 karmic_inquisitor  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:15:26am

Last night there was a story on this that played the victimization angle to the hilt ... even had a picture of a forlorn Palestinian girl looking at a propane light. I'll find it ...

56 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:15:26am

re: #51 bulwrk

The Night The Lights Went Out In Gaza.

See my challenge in comment 41.

57 grayp  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:16:12am

Nope, I'm not buying this. The EU funded Arafat even tho he was putting all the money into French banks.

Oh. Wait.

58 insanity police  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 10:16:15am

How will Tomorrow's Pioneers teach kids the religion of the 7th century without electricity? Interesting conundrum.

59 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:13:01am

Speaking of power going out...

60 joncelli  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:13:11am

Hmm. LGF went bye-bye for a little while there.

61 Sharmuta  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:13:42am

D*mn speed bumps.

62 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:15:03am

Hmm. The lights went out here too.

I question the timing.

63 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:15:13am

Whew! We're back. I was just starting to go into withdrawals!

64 Sharmuta  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:15:50am

re: #62 JammieWearingFool

I blame the CIA.

65 Silhouette  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:16:43am

"Eh, in a niqab, all my wives look the same anyway."

66 bosforus  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:17:10am

EU cut off their LGF funding

67 zmdavid  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:17:58am

re: #63 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

[Link: www.upi.com...]

I linked this earlier. I think its BS, but given your comment, I might reconsider.

68 Silhouette  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:18:02am

I wonder how this will affect any online Ron Paul polling?

69 Seattle Rep  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:18:14am

So, I guess that means no light at the end of the tunnels back INto Gaza...

70 experiencedtraveller  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:18:23am

Did the EU stop hitting LGF's tip jar?

71 marwan's daughter  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:18:29am

How long will they cut off funding for? By tomorrow they will reinstate it. The Palestinians will send some doe eyed pretty ambassador to make them change their minds.

72 wargammer2005  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:19:21am

another poor hamster dies...

can we get some Barry Bonds like hamsters?
(i'll pay for the injections)

73 mondoreb  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:20:05am

Laura Ingram VS. Geraldo Rivera

DING DING DING!
Audio at:
[Link: hotair.com...]

74 mondoreb  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:20:29am

Another Cat in the Hampster Cage

75 Golem Akbar  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:20:40am

re: #60 joncelli

Hmm. LGF went bye-bye for a little while there.

Just like in Gaza. I blame the jooos.

76 Thanos  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:21:02am

OT;

But Lawhawk if you are out there -- did I get this right last night in my speculation or what? :)

Armed bandits in southeast Iran stopped a bus with gunfire on Sunday and took as many as 31 Iranians as hostages, the Iran's semi-official Fars news agency reported.

The bus was moving on the road between the coastal port of Chahrbahar and the town of Iranshahr farther inland in the southeast province of Sistan-Baluchestan, which borders Pakistan and Afghanistan, said the report.

"They took 31 passengers, including an education ministry official, the gunmen then also attacked a number of passing cars, set them on fire," it added.

According to the local ISNA news agency, "the bandits shot at the vehicle and stopped it, 30 people were kidnapped, some other people in passing cars were also wounded during the gunfire."

However, the official IRNA news agency reported earlier in the day that only two people were taken as hostages, but adding the details were still unclear.

The state television report said that the abducted hostages had been transported across the border into Pakistan.

Southeastern Sistan-Baluchestan province and its nearby province of Kerman have been hit by a string of attacks and kidnappings in the past years, which the Iranian authorities blamed on a Sunni group called Jundallah.

Last Sunday, two Belgian tourists were kidnapped by bandits while visiting the historic sites near the ancient city of Bam in Kerman. The female one was soon released, but the man was still believed to be held.

[Link: news.xinhuanet.com...]

77 karmic_inquisitor  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:21:27am

Here is that story I was taking about. Check the link for the picture.

Gaza suffers more power cuts after EU freezes funding

by Sakher Abu El Oun Sun Aug 19, 2:32 PM ET

GAZA CITY (AFP) - Parts of the Gaza Strip were still suffering blackouts on Sunday after the European Union suspended the financing of fuel deliveries for the impoverished territory's only power plant.

It was the latest blow to hit one of the world's most overcrowded places that has been effectively sealed off by Israel since the Islamist movement Hamas seized control two months ago, sparking fears of a humanitarian crisis.

The Islamists and the Western-backed government in Ramallah accused each other of being responsible for the "criminal" cuts and called on Gazans to come out on to the streets in protest.

78 bunker buster  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:23:27am

If you can't trust a gang of kleptocratic bloodthirsty thugs your own elected representatives, who can you trust?

79 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:23:29am

Silly moonbat's whining...
Superglue Demo At BP's London Headquarters.

Environmentalists have taken their climate change battle to the front door of one of the world's largest oil companies. Campaigners completed their week-long protests by supergluing themselves to the gates of BP's headquarters in London.

Is that Freedom Rock? Well turn it up, man!

80 bunker buster  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:24:21am

re: #72 wargammer2005

Going to shoot them up with Hamster Growth Hormone?

81 Golem Akbar  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:24:28am

re: #77 karmic_inquisitor

It was the latest blow to hit one of the world's most overcrowded places that has been effectively sealed off by Israel since the Islamist movement Hamas seized control two months ago, sparking fears of a humanitarian crisis.

Regardless of how it happened, many will blame Israel, and the EU will do the same. (as for Israel: no good deed goes unpunished)

82 Sharmuta  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:24:43am

Guns or sewage treatment? Explosives or electricity? Livin' la vida gaza.

The gazans really got the government they voted for.

83 lawhawk  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:25:36am

re: #76 Thanos

Very interesting indeed.

84 savage_nation[deleted]  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:26:06am
85 Andopolis  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:26:09am

The EU is just worried that some palis might hide from the jews in a substation and get electrocuted, you know.. like in France.

86 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:26:23am
“We are ready to resume our support to the Gaza power plant within hours once we receive the appropriate assurances that all the funds will be exclusively used for the benefit of the Gaza population,” the European Commission — the EU’s executive branch — said in a statement.


MEMORANDUM

To: European Commission Infidel Dogs Friends
From: Peaceful Hamas Activists.

We hereby confirm that all future electricity revenues will be used exclusively for the benefit of the people of Gaza, by providing their security forces with more weapons with which to kill the hated Jews. Please resume our payments immediately. You've got a nice continent there, it would be a shame if something were to happen to it.


___

MEMORANDUM

To: Duly Elected Hamas Officeholders

From: European Commission

With regard to your Memorandum dated [___], 2007, we make note of the following:

1) Please don't hurt us.
2) We hate Jews, too!
3) Your payment stream has of course resumed. Deposits are being made in your numbered account at SwissJudenReinBank, Geneva.

87 Murqtaad  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:27:01am
The losers are hundreds of thousands of Gazans

Unintentionally hilarious.

88 mondoreb  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:27:13am

re: #82 Sharmuta

Livin' la vida gaza.

That's my quote of the day.
Is it yours?

89 cpuller  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:27:51am

Helakakakakakakakakakaka !

Means - "Hello Sucker!" in Arabic.

90 Sharmuta  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:28:12am

re: #88 mondoreb

Sure.

91 bulwrk  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:29:01am

The last incident caught on surveillance camera.

92 lefty201  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:29:34am

let Iran pay thier electric bills, they pay for everything else.

93 Geekasaurus  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:31:18am

So they have succeded in taking their peoples back to the Dark Ages. Literally.

94 R.A.D. Dad  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:32:03am

According to THIS STORY it's not just money that's been disappearing, the actual fuel reserves are disappearing, and the thought is they are using the fuel meant for electricity to fuel rockets they are building.

95 Sharmuta  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:32:22am

re: #93 Geekasaurus

allah willed it.

96 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:33:07am
97 lefty201  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:34:14am

re: #84 savage_nation

Well, maybe shit like this is the reason the power was cut.

And he didn't get his 72 virgins because he is a fucking moron


Now that is just damn funny...no matter how you look at it.

98 Golem Akbar  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:34:57am

re: #84 savage_nation

Well, maybe shit like this is the reason the power was cut.

And he didn't get his 72 virgins because he is a fucking moron

Great video, great music...

99 savage_nation[deleted]  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:35:36am
100 pass the moonbaticide  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:36:29am

WHAT , the generator of Gaza's electricity isn't the Gazans themselves?
Don't Gazan generators trust their Muslim brothers to settle their bills ?
Surely the 'pig Jews' don't give them electricity as well ?

101 Texas Joel  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:37:58am

If HAMAS cant keep the power on, then they should admit failure, face reality and withdraw... oh wait that only applies to the US Army.

102 WriterMom  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:38:01am

re: #77 karmic_inquisitor

Such crap. A lot of that demographic bullshit has been debunked. Gaza is apparently less OVERCROWDED than Monaco if I recall correctly.

103 Skippy  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:38:10am

Well, this kind of undermines the whole Jimmy Carter "Hamas isn't corrupt like Fatah" meta-narrative, doesn't it?

104 Sgt.Slappy  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:40:33am

Fitting. There is no light in islam.

105 Geekasaurus  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:42:05am

re: #95 Sharmuta

re: #93 Geekasaurus

allah willed it.

Allah is under-rated...he evidently has more of a sense of humor than advertised.

106 mondoreb  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:42:17am

re: #90 Sharmuta

Sure.

That's a keeper because it's so funny and succinct.

107 daledog  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:43:02am

I saw UFO play in the Gaza City Colosseum back in the late 80s. To pander to the locals, lead singer Phil Mogg replaced "Lights Out London" with "Lights Out Gaza City". How prophetic.

108 Sprite  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:51:10am

re: #82 Sharmuta

Sung to the tune, "InaGazaLaVida"?

/Couldn't resist, Sharm ;)

109 wargammer2005  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 11:51:42am

re: #80 bunker buster

i want hamspters larger that Rush's ego!

just listened to Laura Ingram and the fool geraldo.
(geraldo is such an idiot :most il-legals are law abiding, if you ignore the law they broke to come here il-legally

110 Opinionated  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:00:18pm

Israel to the rescue.

Providing temporary "light"

Six Hamas operatives killed in IAF strike in the Gaza Strip

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

Now the universal question will be answered. Can you have a car swarm by candlelight?

111 Gaye Kukkin-Offenyam  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:02:09pm

If all the Gazans went ullulululululululu at the same time massive amounts of electricity would be generated.

112 Bunker Buster  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:04:28pm

re: #109 wargammer2005

I can't listen right now, but I'm sure Laura takes Geraldope to school. I've seen a few of the recent vid clips of his red-faced, spittle-flecked rants, and the man is definitely a buffoon.

113 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:04:28pm

re: #67 zmdavid

re: #63 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

[Link: www.upi.com...]

I linked this earlier. I think its BS, but given your comment, I might reconsider.


LOL...

114 AZDave  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:05:01pm

re: #11 Ben Hur

WWI.

Palestinian Jews fight with Europe.

WWII.

Palestinian Jews fight with Allies. Arabs with Axis.

Europeans target and kill 6 million Jewish civilians.

Cold War.

Israel pro-West. Arabs pro-Soviet.

War on Terror.

Duh.

Now, you tell me, why are the Europeans paying Gaza's electric bill and not ISRAEL'S?

Because they're piss they (the Europeans) didn't have a chance to finish the job! Enough said.

115 cygnus  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:11:00pm

'They loved the darkness because their deeds were evil.'
John chapter 3

116 Bunker Buster  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:13:22pm

re: #115 cygnus

Indeed.

117 goodbye_natalie  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:14:56pm

Somewhere above I'm sure this has been said but when did the lights ever come on? These people have been living under a continual brown out for 4,000 years.

118 Alouette  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:20:56pm
119 ROPMA  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:23:46pm

Better hurry up and get the fuel flowing again before they use the pipe to make more rockets

120 Bunker Buster  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:32:29pm

re: #118 Alouette

Car swarm alert

Eh. That's not a car swarm...

THIS is a car swarm!

121 samhein  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:32:35pm

Think if I submit my electric bill, it would be paid by the EU?

122 Bunker Buster  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:33:56pm

The car swarms have been pretty weak lately. I wonder if they're getting burned out car burnout?

123 vcr1  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:34:13pm

In dark they shall remain

124 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:42:44pm
125 alexwest  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:48:53pm

Why the bleepity bleep is the EU paying for Gaza fuel at all?
Furthermore, if the EU is giving Gaza $ to buy generator fuel, is that really "electricity revenues"? Isn't it more aptly named foreign aid revenues?

Why don't the saudis just give em some fuel?

126 Maine's Michael  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:50:50pm

Dear EU,

I pledge not to use any money you send me for electric bills to murder anybody. Even Jews.

I enclose copies of my recent electricity statements.

If you need bank information for direct wire transfers, please let me know.

Thank you.

Ismail Haniyah
Prime Minister

127 Maine's Michael  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 12:52:04pm

P.S. Please send funds soon. Many targets are slipping by. The lights are going off.

128 Ezekiel2517  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 1:03:41pm

Shahids do it in the dark.

129 Carol Herman  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 1:10:00pm

Do those arabs ever do a reality check?

So they got Gaza. And, turned it into gazoo.

While up in Lebanon, the one camp of 12, that houses palestinian "refugees" (for 60 years). Only because the Lebanese don't want to give this trash citizenship; erupted. It was supposed to take down Siniora's government.

I've been thinking that the "not too adept fighting skills of the Lebanese Army," have in fact been put to good use. No other palestinian camp erupted. Many of the 40,000 at the one camp that did, ran to the other camps, where in crowded quarters, they got relatives to "put them up."

Ya know, I know a few good mother-in-law jokes. One includes the man who went to the rabbi, to complain. Only to have the rabbi telling him to add all the farm animals into his house. Surprise. Surprise. Things got worse. Till the man, at his wit's end, was told by the rabbi, he could "remove" the chickens, and goats, from his abode. Relief came next.

For the fake-istanians, you'd think the truth would be at least knocking on their doors? The Iraqis brutally chased about 50,000 of them out of their country. Had been imported by Saddam. They're no longer there, anymore.

So, you have all these fleeing rascals.

And, gazoo is going to hell.

And, nobody notices? You mean as long as some of this scum gets money, nobody notices? Thriving is not the word you'd use to describe these people. True. You wouldn't use it in Darfur, either.

But how the heck can anything improve if all the sunnis have are despotic leaders? From Egypt. To Jordan. And, stuck on their asses in Lebanon, too.

I know anti-Semitism comes easy to them. What's gone unnoticed, however, is how Israelis NO LONGER EVEN WANT TERRITORY if lots of arabs live there. Because these idiots can't improve. The stock is damaged.

And, in Lebanon? Well, if they didn't have Marijuana, and its derivative, Hash-hish, to sell to the world, their economy would totally collapse.

And, you thought it was politics?

You'd be surprised what the driving forces are.

130 madisonsfriend  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 1:17:54pm

So the EU has all of this money sitting around- can I get some tuition money for my kids? I can guarantee that none of the money I get will go to Hamas or Fatah.

131 Lively  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 1:46:01pm
132 AuntAcid  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 1:53:44pm

Oh Darn! They're going to miss reruns of Jaanai Loves Choppy.

133 peck  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 1:59:47pm

These Gazaians and the West Bankians have received millions (literally) of dollars of YOUR tax dollars over the years via US AID. Just search their budget (have linked it a couple of times on other threads). It has been designated for the building and repair of infrastructure - serious money for serious projects seriously wasted. Sitting in Swiss bank accounts for the few top guys and Arafat's wife. What isn't in those accounts has been spent on weapons (which are frequently fired into the air to celebrate really important events like 9/11, weddings, car swarms) finance bus bombs, payoffs to homicide bomber families, etc. None spent for the purposes intended as evidenced by the less than 3rd world conditions in Gaza. There should be more than enough water treatment facilities, refineries, schools, house, etc. to go around. There is no reason that these people should be in the pathetic place they are. Your money and my money has been stolen after being given away by our government to fund your basic criminal activities. Now, lets throw in all of the other peoples' money including money funnelled through our State Dept. and other agencies and the EU and who knows what else. This is just plain wrong. We are just f*cking stupid. THere is no way this is making sense. Are we supposed to be feeling guilty? Send more money? Arrrggghhh!

134 Ceemack  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 2:02:36pm

Top 10 list of posslbe comments...

1. Welcome back to the 7th Century!
2. But how will they broadcast "Tomorrow's Pioneers"? And how would the kids watch?
3. Now that the lights are out, Achmed Galt and Hamad Reardon should be turning around and returning to Gaza City any minute now.
4. "See how the Jews keep us in the dark!"
5. "This isn't so bad...at least I can't see my wife's mustache with the lights out."
6. "Lawlessness has suddenly broken out in Gaza City due to a power outage...oh, wait, it's always like that. Never mind."
7. An urgent public bulletin from Gaza Edison reminds bomb-makers not to use candles for illumination.
8. Palestinian resort owners are scrambling to find ways to power the elaborate neon signs that have helped make the Gaza Strip such a unique tourist attraction...
9. Operators of Gaza greenhouses wonder how they will keep their irrigation systems running.
10. "Hamas leaders today insisted that they have been diverting funds from power generation to support a massive investigation into how Yasser Arafat embezzled billions from the Palestinian Authority...'No, really!' they said..."

135 kutabeach  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 2:17:00pm

re: #2 Ben Hur

That made me chuckle.

136 Nevergiveup  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 2:32:52pm

re: #6 SlartyBartfast

Q: How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The bulb is never changed; they only complain, "Look how the Jews make us sit in the dark!"

that's a good one! Never heard it before.

137 Spiritualized  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 3:30:26pm

Seems to me that the EU is engaged in collective punishment of the "innocent" Balistininian Beople.

I'm calling the U.N.

138 Perplexed  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 4:18:45pm

re: #134 Ceemack

The prophet for profit, mohammed, would approve. No more chances of a d'jinn coming out of the wall socket. Want to live life like your so called prophet did? Here's your chance. Welcome to the 7th century. Hope you enjoy cooking over burning camel dung.

139 Ledger1  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 4:31:18pm

So, they will have to build their Qassam Rockets by candle light?

Omar: I can’t see to pour the Mother of Satan rocket powder into the tube. Can you bring the candle closer?

Mohammad: OK, let me get closer...


(((BOOM)))

140 Captain Hate  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 4:38:44pm

Maybe Weird Al Gore can move to gazoo and tell all the youts that they're helping cure earth's fever by not having electricity. What do the palis in gazoo use electricity for anyway; making hate videos and watching infidel porn?

141 JamesW  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 5:50:24pm

Call it eyeless in Gaza.

142 iraqihere  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 7:04:05pm
“We are ready to resume our support to the Gaza power plant within hours once we receive the appropriate assurances that all the funds will be exclusively used for the benefit of the Gaza population,” the European Commission — the EU’s executive branch — said in a statement.


huh? assurances, when these people understand there is no assurances ever can be obtained from terrorists and gangs? they couldn't live to their many many many truces with each others, how they can live to what they believe null assurances with infidels.

143 astronmr20  Mon, Aug 20, 2007 9:51:04pm

re: #17 marwan's daughter

They're already blaming the Jooos for this. I can't find the Kos entry for it (or was it somewhere else), and I won't bother looking, but they've already blamed Israel. The daytime will be hell though. I remember this kind of s*** when I lived in Chennai years ago. During the summer it was the worst.

I just returned from Chennai last month. Jeez it was hot. 112 daytime, 92 at night.

144 ryaninzion  Tue, Aug 21, 2007 1:12:35am

Unbelievable. A few days earlier, Reuters accuses Israel of imposing a fuel blockade on Gaza. So where are the articles blasting Europe for cutting off the power, for collectively punishing the residents of Gaza just because their Hamas rulers are killers and theives?

Collective punishment - either you condemn it when anyone does it, or you get off Israel's back!


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