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Military Apologizes for Dreaded Soccer Balls of Blasphemy

Mon, Aug 27, 2007 at 11:39:07 am PDT

Yes, that’s right, our military is publicly apologizing today to the usual gang of hyper-sensitive Dark Ages morons, for the crime of trying to bring some fun into the lives of Afghan children: U.S. military regrets ‘blasphemous’ balls for Afghans.

KABUL (Reuters) - The U.S. military in Afghanistan on Monday expressed regret for a publicity campaign aimed at winning hearts and minds that ended up offending scores of Muslims. U.S. troops on Friday dropped dozens of free footballs for soccer-mad Afghan children from helicopters in an area of southeastern Afghanistan, all marked with flags of various countries.

But the balls depicted the Saudi Arabian flag, which features the Islamic declaration of faith and includes the names of Allah and the prophet Mohammed. The idea of kicking something bearing their names is considered deeply offensive to Muslims.

“This ball ... carries a message with it which, like an atom bomb, can cause carnage and insecurity in all parts of Afghanistan,” a leading Afghan private daily, Cheragh, said on Monday.

Fawad Ahmad, a shopkeeper in Kabul, said: “Americans themselves create insecurity by ignoring religious sensitivity, it is against Islam.”

A spokeswoman for the U.S. military in Afghanistan said the ball distribution was part of a “goodwill humanitarian aid mission ... for the enjoyment of Afghan children.” Captain Vanessa Bowman said the military had been unaware of the sensitivity of the issue. “We do regret any disturbances caused,” she said.

Note: you can be sure that the balls distributed in Afghanistan didn’t have the Israeli flag, like our picture above.

Here’s a BBC report from Liveleak (hat tip: Killgore):

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1 Carl in Jerusalem  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:40:54am

I don't believe they distributed the ones with Israel next to KSA.

2 jcm  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:41:04am

Sorry my balls suck?

3 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:41:10am
But the balls depicted the Saudi Arabian flag, which features the Islamic declaration of faith and includes the names of Allah and the prophet Mohammed.

AND A SWORD

4 Carl in Jerusalem  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:41:59am

If they had, the protests would have been against that and not against Allah's name being on the balls. Let's be realistic: What's more important? Allah's honor or hating Jooooos? The answer is obvious.

5 pingjockey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:42:00am

The kids don't give a rats ass if anyones name is on the ball. It's the idiot imams. The kids just want to play soccer.

6 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:42:11am
7 Fjordman  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:42:11am

#3: The sword in the Saudi flag is for shaving. Islam is peace.

8 Carl in Jerusalem  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:42:32am

My # 4 should be read with my # uno.

9 Carl in Jerusalem  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:43:05am

re: #7 Fjordman

#3: The sword in the Saudi flag is for shaving. Islam is peace.

Shaving what? Monkey butts?

10 bolivar  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:43:32am

I just cannot fathom this bs anymore. We cannot do anything right in these murderers eyes - why the f*^# do we even try?

11 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:43:34am

The Department of Deference.

12 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:44:00am

Here's video of the 100 people who objected....
US troops' offensive footballs

The US Military grovels to these morons offended by a ball.

13 ParanoidPyro  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:44:01am

So just to clarify....the US military, which is the only military in the Middle East except for Israel that wouldn't put explosives INSIDE the ball before giving it out to smiling, innocent children, is apologizing b/c the kids will be playing w/ something that has the name of allah (non-capitalization on purpose) on it?

Or maybe it has to do w/ the fact that Saudi Arabia just got embarrased by Iraq in a soccer game (and I don't even follow soccer).

Or maybe it's that the Saudi flag was next to a Jewish flag.

How long before CAIR sues to US military for this? (3/4 serious)

14 howco  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:44:08am

I dont get it are they mad because of the balls? Or that they had no balls before?

15 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:44:24am

What isn't offensive to Muslims? Even some sects of Muslims are offensive to other Muslims.

If every one on the planet converted to Islam, eschewed booze, nicotine, premarital sex, marital sex for any other reason than reporduction, the Muslims would still find something to seethe over.

16 tupac23x  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:44:32am

What was the name of that movie where the kid made a small nuke out of a soccer ball?

hehehehehehehe

I'm just sayin'

17 Black George Bush  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:44:35am

No good deed goes unpunished.

18 tappin52  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:45:13am

I could be wrong, but that doesn't look anything like the Burger King ice cream swirl.

19 Fjordman  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:45:40am
Shaving what? Monkey butts?

No, scrotum:

Do we have to shave scrotum? What exactly is "hind parts" that we have to shave?

One has to shave the scrotum and the hair around it as well.

By hind parts is meant the circle around the anus, as it is very likely that faeces could get attached to any hair present there. (Raddul Muhtaar Vol.2 Pg.481-H.M.Saeed, Tahtaawi alal Maraaqi Pg.527-Ilmiyyah, Fathul Bari Vol.10 Pg.343)

and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best

Mufti Ebrahim Desai

20 Render  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:46:14am

Did the Russians ever apologize for the toy shaped anti-personnel mines they scattered across Afghanistan by the millions?

DIDN'T
THINK
SO,
R

21 tupac23x  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:46:20am

re: #15 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

I didn't think smoking was haram? (At least not specifically)

22 zmdavid  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:46:32am
Captain Vanessa Bowman said the military had been unaware of the sensitivity of the issue. “We do regret any disturbances caused,” she said.


That's not really an apology. It doesn't say we regret our own actions.

23 no_mo_jihad  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:46:32am

COOL!
How about this, let's just pull all of the international help from them altogether. Enough is enough. I''m sorry but I feel the same about Iraq. I cannot believe we try so hard to help people who will end up hating us in the end for it.

ARGHHHHHH

24 commander_vimes  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:47:27am

re: #16 tupac23x

The Manhattan Project. Excellent flick.

25 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:47:37am
26 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:47:39am

But, are they schweaty?

27 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:48:06am

So if we put a little Saudi Arabian flag on all the troops body armor, al Qaeda will have to surrender?

28 galloping granny  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:48:12am

So, when are they going to take the "name of allah" off the Saudi flag?

29 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:48:16am

Oops! I let Evil Mandy out to play today. I need to lock her up again.

30 kepiblanc  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:48:28am

Where can I buy one of those footballs?

31 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:48:29am
32 JamesTKirk  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:48:58am

Those soccer balls were just a little too close to the Little Green Footballs of Blasphemy.

33 dimestorenovel  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:49:01am

These guys don't have enough to keep them busy - someone give them a house to run and 6 children - laundry, meals, feeding the goats, waxing the floors...THAT is what is wrong in the muslim world - men with too much time on their hands.

34 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:49:06am

re: #30 kepiblanc

I'll bet they'd fetch a nice price on ebay.

35 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:49:07am

re: #19 Fjordman

Shaving what? Monkey butts?

No, scrotum:

Do we have to shave scrotum? What exactly is "hind parts" that we have to shave?

One has to shave the scrotum and the hair around it as well.

By hind parts is meant the circle around the anus, as it is very likely that faeces could get attached to any hair present there. (Raddul Muhtaar Vol.2 Pg.481-H.M.Saeed, Tahtaawi alal Maraaqi Pg.527-Ilmiyyah, Fathul Bari Vol.10 Pg.343)

and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best

Mufti Ebrahim Desai


It's kinda funny, in a perverse sort of way, that male pron movie, erm, stars (cough) shave their, erm, masculine bits to make them look bigger. I wonder what the immams would make of this bit of info.

In order to avoid you having to ask, I learned about the shaving thing from watching "Orgasmo", a movie that any fan of SOuth {ark should have seen already. (I thought it rather funny. Trey Parker kills me!)

36 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:49:13am

Teenagers beheading people these cavemen don't have any compunction about.

They're upset over a ball.

Priorities.

37 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:49:24am

#7

Whatever it's for, if they're going to list what's on the flag, list it all.

38 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:49:51am

And there's nothing wrong with manscaping.

39 coldpizza  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:49:51am

And the appeasement Continues from every Country, every situation. Its growing in momentum and its down right frightening.

"I want to apologize to any Muslims we may have offended when you crashed planes into the World Trade Center, after careful review Its probably our fault"

40 me  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:50:17am

I'm gonna play with my balls whatever flag is on them.

41 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:50:21am

re: #21 tupac23x

re: #15 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

I didn't think smoking was haram? (At least not specifically)

I'm not sure either, but even if it was that wouldn't stop them from committing that haram. Note that on the night before 9/11 several of the hijackers ordered pay per view pron.

42 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:50:38am

"Scoring a goal" in Afganistan used to mean a bullet in a chick's head on the soccer pitch.

43 Fjordman  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:50:44am

#25: Britain's problems will be solved through civil war. Britain won't go peacefully, I suspect.

44 Tupac23X  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:50:47am

re: #24 commander_vimes

Thanks. I guess that one should have been obvious. (Too lazy to IMDB it!)

~@:{>

45 zmdavid  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:50:58am

In the video update, it sounds more like an apology.

46 Cicero05  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:51:01am

I guess this means that the soccer ball that has mohammed's face on the cover probably isn't going to make it to production either.

47 Seattle Rep  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:51:24am

So does that mean we can't say 'Allah, dirt and soccer cleats be upon him'?
Seriously though, my daughter has one of these. She got it at her school or something a while back. I'll be sure to inflate it!

48 newsjunkie_ky  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:52:06am

I don't remember them being so offended by every frickin' thing until AFTER 9/11. Am I wrong?

49 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:52:30am

Nothing like supporting gendre apartheid through soccer.

50 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:52:34am

re: #38 Ben Hur

And there's nothing wrong with manscaping.

Is that what they call it? So what do they call the upkeep of the opposite sex's, erm, scaping?

51 Racer X  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:53:15am

Yes, and our government should apologize to our millitary - for not having any balls!

52 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:53:35am

PP,

It's kinda funny, in a perverse sort of way, that male pron movie, erm, stars (cough) shave their, erm, masculine bits to make them look bigger. I wonder what the immams would make of this bit of info.

I don't think these savages are much for shaving anything; though what you describe can have sanitary benefits.

53 experiencedtraveller  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:54:01am

*sings, to the tune of Colonel Bogey's March*

Hitler has only got one ball!
Goering has two, but very small!
Himmler is somewhat sim'ler,
And poor old Goebbels has no balls at all!

~Maybe one of you musical lizards can update this classic~

54 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:54:03am

re: #46 Cicero05

I guess this means that the soccer ball that has mohammed's face on the cover probably isn't going to make it to production either.


Crap! My daughter so wanted on for Christmas!

55 newsjunkie_ky  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:54:07am

re: #50 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

re: #38 Ben Hur


And there's nothing wrong with manscaping.

Is that what they call it? So what do they call the upkeep of the opposite sex's, erm, scaping?

Do they practice 'goatscaping' as well?

56 Tupac23X  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:54:14am

re: #41 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

True,. It's all okay in the name of jihad.

/generalizing again. ROP, blah, blah, blah.

57 zmdavid  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:54:23am

Why were they flying a white flag at their protest? Were they surrendering?

58 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:54:32am

re: #48 newsjunkie_ky

Right after 9/11 all the Muslim cabbies took down their name tags, and stuck American flags all over their cars.

Thanks to the PC Left, they now have chips on their shoulders the size of the WTC.

It's now a source of pride that they stuck it to the man.

9/11 was a larger rallying cry than Iraq could ever be. You know, cause Arab unity is one of their strong points.

59 Pickle  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:54:39am

The BBC git in that clip ends off by saying, "after almost six years in Afghanistan, it seems a lack of cultural awareness still keeps the international forces and Afghanis apart."

No, what keeps them apart is about a thousand years of cultural evolution, perpetuated by slobs like you pretending that there's nothing wrong with being mortally offended by some words on a soccer ball.

60 newsjunkie_ky  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:54:40am

re: #51 Racer X

Yes, and our government should apologize to our millitary - for not having any balls!

You are so right!

61 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:55:02am

re: #50 The Pulchritudinous Patriot


Bliss.

62 ColdPizza  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:55:17am

In light of this wouldnt it be best to let them play with the no name "Cluster Balls". They are exciting and sometimes they go poof.

Sarcasm.

63 Tupac23X  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:55:25am

re: #43 Fjordman

#25: Britain's problems will be solved through civil war. Britain won't go peacefully, I suspect.

Be careful. It almost sounds like you're calling for a coup.

64 Silhouette  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:55:35am
“This ball ... carries a message with it which, like an atom bomb, can cause carnage and insecurity in all parts of Afghanistan,”

Oh for pity's sake!

Acting like it was some extremely insensitive insult to give toys to children is bad enough, now you're comparing it to a real bomb that can kill thousands of people?

The only carnage that may happen will be caused by YOU if YOU feel the need to murder and rampage over a soccer ball.

65 reine.de.tout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:55:45am

OT, but good news about "Alms for Jihad", from Hot Air:[Link: hotair.com...]

According to an email that we received today, Alms for Jihad authors Robert O. Collins and J. M. Burr have gotten the publishing rights to the book back from Cambridge University Press. They’re in negotiations with US publishers to have it published here in the US.
Khalid bin Mafouz loses again.

66 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:56:02am

I don't want to play so I will take my bomb Ball and go home.

67 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:56:08am

What? No ACDC "Big Balls" link?

I'm sure we'll get 10 Stuck Mojo ones.

68 JamesTKirk  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:56:09am

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

69 chinesearithmetic  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:56:12am

I saw Saudi Arabia beat Belgium in Washington during my soccer phase.

70 Spiny Norman  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:56:43am

re: #48 newsjunkie_ky

I don't remember them being so offended by every frickin' thing until AFTER 9/11. Am I wrong?

They probably were, the MSM paid no attention. Now it's a stick to beat the Bush Administration with, and their breathless coverage serves to inspire even more temper tantrums.

But the balls depicted the Saudi Arabian flag, which features the Islamic declaration of faith and includes the names of Allah and the prophet Mohammed.

I wonder, is the Saudi flag itself banned in Afghanistan (or at least in the Kandahar (Taliban) region)?

71 Iron Fist  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:56:50am

OT, I noticed this in our sidebar:

St. Paul, MN police shocked as witnesses ignore woman's cries for help during assault by Somali man; Somali advocacy group speaks on behalf of alleged perpetrator

It is from Jihad Watch. I'm not surprised that the Somoli group is defending him. After all, she was uncovered meat.

*spit*

72 reine.de.tout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:57:08am

re: #48 newsjunkie_ky

I don't remember them being so offended by every frickin' thing until AFTER 9/11. Am I wrong?

No, I think you're right. I also don't recall seeing headscarves everywhere I looked until after 9/11. The Muslim women at my all-female health club even wear them while working out, amongst women, not a man around anywhere.

73 Operation Opera[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:57:32am
74 Cicero05  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:57:36am

For guys who used to play soccer with a goat carcass, it seems that the "allah-ball" would be a big improvement. At least the damn thing rolls.

75 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:57:45am

re: #72 reine.de.tout


And the Wahhabi PR machine allows them to wear colored ones now.

76 wargammer2005  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:57:53am

can you imagine what would have happened if ht germans and/or japanese had seen one of the Bugs Bunny cartoons we made during the war and complained, in 1946?

General Patton where are you, we need you now.

77 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:57:58am

re: #73 Operation Opera


Plant

78 GDCritter  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:58:03am

Seems to me the folks who should be apologizing are the Saudis. The soccer balls simply had images of national flags -- which are points of national pride -- on the ball segments. The Saudis are the ones who acted in an apparently blasphemous manner by putting that statement on their flag.

79 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:58:30am

Another reason to hate soccer.

80 njdhockeyfan  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:58:32am

OT:
I saw these links at Savage's site...

US 'poised to strike Iran'

BOB Baer, the former Middle East CIA operative whose first book about his life inspired the oil-and-espionage thriller Syriana, is working on a new book on Iran, but says he was told by senior intelligence officials that he had better get it published in the next couple of months because things could be about to change.

Baer, in an interview with The Weekend Australian, says his contacts in the administration suggest a strategic airstrike on Iran is a real possibility in the months ahead.

"What I'm getting is a sense that their sentiment is they are going to hit the Iranians and not just because of Israel, but due to the fact that Iran is the predominant power in the Gulf and it is hostile and its power is creeping into the Gulf at every level," Baer says.

He says his contacts have told him of his book: "You better hurry up because the thesis is going to change. I told them submission is in January but they said, 'You're probably going to be too late'."

...and...

Stealth move: U.S. secretly sends B-2s to Guam

81 reine.de.tout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:59:08am

re: #75 Ben Hur

re: #72 reine.de.tout


And the Wahhabi PR machine allows them to wear colored ones now.

As long as no Saudi Flag is on the scarf, I'm sure.

82 opnion  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:59:16am

I really resent that the military apologised. Not to the Fatwa level , but still.
All they tried to do is give these dirt poor kids in Afghanistan a little joy.
This should not be that much of a suprise. If you recall we changed the name of the war from "Infinite justice" to "Enduring Freedom".
This is because only Allah can dispense "Infinite Justice".
Bush apologised for using the term Crusade.
As long as these people allow this insane islamic ideology to keep them in the Dark Ages, offensive soccer balls will always be more important than progress.

83 Ginn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:59:19am
The idea of kicking something bearing their names is considered deeply offensive to Muslims.

(lol)

These people are nuts!

84 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:59:28am

re: #61 Ben Hur

re: #50 The Pulchritudinous Patriot


Bliss.

Ahhhh.


I love insights into a man's brain. Thanks for today's lesson, Ben.

85 Ginn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:59:48am

re: #79 rab3

Another reason to hate soccer.

Too funny!

86 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:59:55am

re: #84 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

Anytime.

87 NoSubmission  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:59:55am

They survived the dreaded soccer balls o' koran verses. Wheew!

Now back to teen beheaders and child brides.
/everything is normal now

88 Da_Beerfreak  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:00:01pm

re: #43 Fjordman

#25: Britain's problems will be solved through civil war. Britain won't go peacefully, I suspect.

Interesting, while most in the west are looking for another Churchill, maybe a Cromwell will show up instead.

89 goodbye_natalie  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:00:05pm

Forgetting the ingratitude and inbred stupidity of the assholes for a minute for everything we've done to help their worthless world, I volunteer to buy one plain old black and white soccer ball that we could give the future jihadists.

And it will be the flatest, cheapest one off the shelf. And just to really piss them off, I'll provide the pump with the needle unattached. It will take them six months to learn how to pump it up.

90 Ginn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:00:07pm

re: #84 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

re: #61 Ben Hur

re: #50 The Pulchritudinous Patriot


Bliss.

Ahhhh.


I love insights into a man's brain. Thanks for today's lesson, Ben.

heh
/hi PP

91 Know Your Enemy  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:00:21pm

How do they keep their whites looking so crisp?

Two or three western-type washings and they're sure to get gray and dingy.

We could all learn a thing or two from these fascinating people.

92 Cicero05  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:00:33pm

re: #80 njdhockeyfan

Stealth move: U.S. secretly sends B-2s to Guam

Um, doesn't this mean that its not really a secret anymore?

93 pingjockey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:00:59pm

What in the wide wide world of sports is going on with my military? These "apologies" just egg them on for more and more bowing and scraping.

94 Highrise  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:01:02pm

Poor kids...such stupid indoctrination sucks the life out of life...all for the afterlife with virgins.

I'm so sick and tired of the USA apologizing for being nice. At some point we just got to shrug our shoulders and say oh well..we tried to be nice. You can either make lemonade out of lemons or purse your lips and feel sorry for yourself.

Idiots.

95 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:01:29pm

re: #38 Ben Hur

And there's nothing wrong with manscaping.

Why not wax?

96 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:01:58pm

We should pull out and let the BBC take care of everything.

Or at least the "hearts and minds" part.

97 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:02:22pm

re: #95 MandyManners

I'd revert before wax.

98 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:03:00pm

Sorry you're a bunch of f**king barbarians.

99 BrianA  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:03:34pm

It seems to me that these idiots deserve rule under the Taliban.

100 mickthemick  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:03:35pm
Fawad Ahmad, a shopkeeper in Kabul, said: “Americans themselves create insecurity by ignoring religious sensitivity, it is against Islam.”

Maybe the Americans should help turn Kabul's soccer stadium back into the public execution square it was during the Taliban's reign. That didn't seem to offend "religious sensitivity" too much.

101 Hucbald  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:03:45pm

So, soccer balls are equal to atomic bombs in these cretinous jackasses minds. Sorry Charles, they're not in the "Dark Ages" yet. A lot of good scholarship was accomplished in the west during medieval times. They are definately pre-historic.

102 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:03:55pm

Let me a show of hands. How many of those kids in the remote reaches of Afghanistan, who can't read and write their own language, know what the heck is written on the balls delivered to them?
Okay just checking. And I bet they are knocking the stuffing out of those balls right now.

103 Ginn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:04:07pm

re: #98 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Sorry you're a bunch of f**king barbarians.

I am?

Cool ~

/This reminds me of the Brabarians..

104 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:04:31pm

re: #90 Ginn

re: #84 The Pulchritudinous Patriot


re: #61 Ben Hur

re: #50 The Pulchritudinous Patriot


Bliss.


Ahhhh.


I love insights into a man's brain. Thanks for today's lesson, Ben.


heh
/hi PP

Hi for now. I expect to lose internet connection at any moment. I will be off line for a week or two. Must pay a huge doctor bill thus can't pay cable/internet/digital phone. If I have free time at work, I will chip my .02 in.

I'm gonna miss ya'll!

105 NoSubmission  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:04:34pm

re: #91 Know Your Enemy

How do they keep their whites looking so crisp?
Two or three western-type washings and they're sure to get gray and dingy.
We could all learn a thing or two from these fascinating people.


ROTFLMAO!

106 Ginn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:04:35pm

re: #99 BrianA

It seems to me that these idiots deserve rule under the Taliban.

I disagree. But I can see your point.

107 Fjordman  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:04:50pm

#63: I'm not calling for anything, I'm just stating the logical conclusion. Most Brits hate Muslims, yet the political establishment not just in Britain but throughout Western Europe will continue mass immigration as if nothing has happened. Ordinary citizens no longer have any real say in the future of their country. This has been decided by unelected EU officials behind closed doors. Some countries may go quietly into the night, but Britain won't. The result will be civil war.

108 Silhouette  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:04:55pm

Thinking about the ball, the point that the ball designer was trying to make was how soccer brings us all together. It is a uniter. The world is one on a soccer field.

Ironic that it instead illustrates the chasm that divides cultures. One culture is based entirely on supremacy. This guy defers to that guy, women submit to men, all infidels must feel subdued to muslims, and everyone most respect Mo and allan, on penalty of death. "You accidentally show disrespect to our god, and we threaten your deaths."

109 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:04:56pm

re: #95 MandyManners

re: #38 Ben Hur

And there's nothing wrong with manscaping.

Why not wax?

Jihadies very hairy not enough wax for that.

110 Ginn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:05:07pm

re: #104 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

I'll miss you too! Take care! I'll keep the light on!

111 jetpilot1101  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:05:18pm

I think it's time that the US ceases all foreign aid to everyone. We burn our list of folks we give money to. We then give them the forms to reapply for our aid with specific conditions.

Condition 1: Applicant country renounces all forms of terror and all terrorist organizations. If we find that the you are secretly supporting terrorists, we remove your aid once again and you forfeit your right to reapply. Enjoy living in your own filth.

I leave all of you to come up with more...

112 Racer X  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:05:23pm

re: #100 mickthemick

Fawad Ahmad, a shopkeeper in Kabul, said: “Americans themselves create insecurity by ignoring religious sensitivity, it is against Islam.”
Maybe the Americans should help turn Kabul's soccer stadium back into the public execution square it was during the Taliban's reign. That didn't seem to offend "religious sensitivity" too much.

The morons who are complaining are the ones who SUPPORTED the Taliban. Should make them easy to target.

113 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:05:42pm

is anyone surprised?

114 Ojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:05:48pm

Note to the over-sensitive Muslims:

The rest of the world thinks you're assholes.

115 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:06:08pm
116 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:06:13pm

re: #67 Ben Hur

Just for you!

117 Ceemack  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:06:23pm

"We thank you for providing these footballs to our children. Sadly, they bear the name of the Prophet and our sacred declaration of faith, which means we cannot allow our children to kick them."

If the Afghans had said that, the U.S. forces would have fallen all over themselves to provide replacements.

Instead, a few nutcases have to stage a protest.

118 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:06:24pm

re: #95 MandyManners

re: #38 Ben Hur


And there's nothing wrong with manscaping.

Why not wax?

OUCH! My ex wanted me to give birth to our eldest without benefit of drugs. I told him I would if he got his crotch waxed.

I gave birth with drugs.

119 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:06:33pm

That didn't take any real balls.

120 mickthemick  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:06:34pm

re: #99 BrianA

It seems to me that these idiots deserve rule under the Taliban.

It pains me to say this, but that is becoming my way of thinking more and more. Sometimes I wish we'd pull out of Afghanistan, and just wish Kharzai all the best. We can tell the Afghan people they are free to continue murdering each other all they want, but if terror attacks are planned or launched from Afghanistan against the U.S. or American interests anywhere in the galaxy, we'll come back to Afghanistan. Only this time there won't be any humanitarian efforts or reconstruction cash. Everything gets flattened.

121 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:06:58pm
Fawad Ahmad, a shopkeeper in KabulThe BBC, said: “Americans themselves create insecurity by ignoring religious sensitivity, it is against Islam.”
122 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:07:24pm

re: #115 buzzsawmonkey

re: #109 rab3

Isn't mutton fat or tallow a reasonable substitute for wax?

I suggest a flame thrower. I hear fire takes hair of nicely.

123 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:07:25pm

re: #109 rab3

re: #95 MandyManners


re: #38 Ben Hur

And there's nothing wrong with manscaping.

Why not wax?

Jihadies very hairy not enough wax for that.

Maybe they should clean out their ears.

124 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:07:36pm

re: #7 Fjordman

#3: The sword in the Saudi flag is for shaving. Islam is peace.

No, silly. For cutting birthday cakes!

125 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:07:59pm

re: #123 MandyManners

re: #109 rab3

re: #95 MandyManners


re: #38 Ben Hur


And there's nothing wrong with manscaping.


Why not wax?


Jihadies very hairy not enough wax for that.

Maybe they should clean out their ears.

Clean them out with an AK47.

126 Ojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:08:00pm

re: #101 Hucbald

Actually they are infernal.

IMHO.

127 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:08:09pm
“This ball ... carries a message with it which, like an atom bomb, can cause carnage and insecurity in all parts of Afghanistan,”

No, the effects of an atom bomb would be much, much different.

Care for a demonstration?

128 galloping granny  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:08:10pm

Well Fox News isn't afraid to publish the offending Opus - it is on the front page of the website - first screen. Good on Fox!

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

129 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:08:23pm

re: #118 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

Why would it matter to him if you had medical intervention?! The gall, I say.

130 newsjunkie_ky  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:08:43pm

My wish is that all muslims would all live together in a couple countries just the way that want to, back in the 8th century. No planes, no cars, no explosive devices, no phones, just their tents and a shit hole in the ground. And we would build a 'great wall of muslim' around them and then never have to deal with them again. Then they could live just the way they want, with no one around to Offend them. This is my wish.

131 sandspur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:08:46pm

Not to support Islamic hyper sensitivity to every little thing, I might not want to kick a ball with a Crucifix on it ( but wouldn't riot and kill the person who gave it to me).
Fer cryin' out loud, six years into the war in Afghanistan, to be so freaking clueless is just dumb on our part.
Not one person involved in the op looked at those soccer balls and thought "This is a recipe for disaster" ?
If winning hearts and minds was the object of the exercise, we might just as well have dropped bags of sh*t on their heads.
/sheesh

132 Outrider  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:08:57pm

So, if the shahada or Islamic profession of faith ("There is no god but God and Muhammad is the Prophet of God") is so crucial to the faith, then why is it put on the flag where it is exposed to much abuse of the elements?

My personal thought is to just blow all this seething off as hyper-sensitivity. Everything that is attempted by our forces over there is a "grave insult" to someone, and praised by someone else.

We constantly get messages of seething, but always by vocal elements while others are, "eh, whats the problem?" Bottom line? Somebody is always seething and insulted and someone else will always be there to report that fact. Coincidence that the level of seething is proportionate to the number of reporters? I think not.

133 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:09:05pm

It's amazing that having the Saudi flag on a soccer ball pisses them off more than when the Saudis shoot girls escaping a fire without their hijabs in place.

Go figure.

134 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:09:12pm

re: #125 rab3

Clean them out with an AK47.

That'd work.

135 Ojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:09:15pm

re: #127 Occasional Reader

Eventually ...

136 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:09:33pm

OTOH, why couldn't we just keep it simple, and give them regulation youth soccer balls, without the stupid flags? We always get into trouble when we overthink (overanalyze) something.

137 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:10:02pm

re: #107 Fjordman

#63: I'm not calling for anything, I'm just stating the logical conclusion. Most Brits hate Muslims, yet the political establishment not just in Britain but throughout Western Europe will continue mass immigration as if nothing has happened. Ordinary citizens no longer have any real say in the future of their country. This has been decided by unelected EU officials behind closed doors. Some countries may go quietly into the night, but Britain won't. The result will be civil war.

I agree with you there. Not that Catholisim is remotely related to Islam, but look at how the good citizens of England reacted to Mary I marrying Phillip of Spain. Look at how they reacted to the possibility of Elizabeth I marrying Anjou.... and that's just a small example. A revolution wouldn't shock me in the least.

138 Hening  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:10:03pm

I remember when the Soviets were leaving toys for Afghan children that exploded with the aim of crippling future soldiers. Now we give them soccer balls, and are cursed as well.

Screw 'em. Part of being part of Islam means you have to be crazy enough to think Mohammad, the child molester, was a prophet so what can we expect?

"Screw you guys, I'm goin' home".

139 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:10:09pm

re: #122 rab3

re: #115 buzzsawmonkey


re: #109 rab3

Isn't mutton fat or tallow a reasonable substitute for wax?


I suggest a flame thrower. I hear fire takes hair of nicely.

Ask that poor Russian man whose ex-wife sat his crotch on fire with a bottle of vodka.

140 xtraBilly  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:10:29pm

Guess I should return my Saudi flag boxer shorts, then

141 Ojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:10:32pm

re: #131 sandspur

No, it is the islamics who are clueless.

142 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:10:44pm

re: #131 sandspur


There's one with the Israel flag.

It's why the Jooos stole the Arab land.

143 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:10:50pm

re: #138 Hening

I remember when the Soviets were leaving toys for Afghan children that exploded with the aim of crippling future soldiers. Now we give them soccer balls, and are cursed as well.

Screw 'em. Part of being part of Islam means you have to be crazy enough to think Mohammad, the child molester, was a prophet so what can we expect?

"Screw you guys, I'm goin' home".

I swear, they'd bitch if we hanged them with a golden rope.

144 jetpilot1101  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:10:54pm

re: #140 xtraBilly
You mean the ones with the skid marks in them?

145 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:11:09pm

re: #128 galloping granny

Well Fox News isn't afraid to publish the offending Opus - it is on the front page of the website - first screen. Good on Fox!

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Will they get an internal fatwa from their minority owner, the Fraudi prince?

146 Know Your Enemy  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:11:18pm

Do Afghanis speak Arabic?

147 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:11:23pm
148 Ojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:11:30pm

Headchoppers complaining about graphics?

GIve me a break.

149 Jeff MacMillan  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:11:39pm

The invention of the world's most boring sport ever, "SOCCER," is.....

PRESIDENT BUSH'S FAULT!

150 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:11:49pm

re: #128 galloping granny

"Call me 'Fatima Struggle'"


Heh.

151 pingjockey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:11:52pm

You know if we just left all the places we currently have troops, soon, about next Wednesday they'd all be hollering for us to come back.

152 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:12:01pm

re: #146 Know Your Enemy

Do Afghanis speak Arabic?


They will when the Saudi Wahabbis get through with them.

153 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:12:17pm

re: #136 Ward Cleaver

OTOH, why couldn't we just keep it simple, and give them regulation youth soccer balls, without the stupid flags? We always get into trouble when we overthink (overanalyze) something.

I wonder whose brain-child this was,

154 Adrenalyn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:12:23pm

well, if our military apologizes "to Islam" or "to Muslims"

then they should also be able, no, compelled
to bomb Mecca the next time a Muslim burns a US flag
or our POTUS in effigy

155 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:12:41pm

HEY!

This is not an anti-Soccer thread!

Let's focus, lads!

156 galloping granny  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:12:47pm

re: #129 MandyManners

re: #118 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

Why would it matter to him if you had medical intervention?! The gall, I say.

Must go along with that whole "WE are pregnant" thing that drives me right straight up the wall and over the top.

157 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:12:49pm

re: #129 MandyManners

re: #118 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

Why would it matter to him if you had medical intervention?! The gall, I say.


Exactly! He argued that it was healthier for the baby. I argued that if he expected to ever touch me again, he'd better back off.

All men think with their penisus (sp?).

158 wargammer2005  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:12:51pm

re: #118 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

thank you for sharing..... :-)

159 Ojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:12:51pm

re: #136 Ward Cleaver

The flag ones were on sale I bet

160 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:13:07pm

re: #146 Know Your Enemy

I'm pretty sure they speak Urdu (maybe some Farsi).

161 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:13:20pm

re: #139 MandyManners

re: #122 rab3

re: #115 buzzsawmonkey


re: #109 rab3Isn't mutton fat or tallow a reasonable substitute for wax?


I suggest a flame thrower. I hear fire takes hair of nicely.

Ask that poor Russian man whose ex-wife sat his crotch on fire with a bottle of vodka.

ROFLOL

162 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:13:22pm

re: #146 Know Your Enemy

Do Afghanis speak Arabic?

I guarantee you that they know what "Allah" looks like in Arabic.

163 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:13:43pm

re: #153 MandyManners

I'm positive this will work towards unity and understanding!

/Moron who just got shipped to Alaska.

164 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:13:53pm

re: #146 Know Your Enemy

Do Afghanis speak Arabic?

More importantly, did they invent the afgan?

165 400lb Gorilla  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:14:00pm

He's Right the people are SAD.

SAD excuse for human beings

Screw your guys we're going home

166 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:14:05pm

re: #136 Ward Cleaver

OTOH, why couldn't we just keep it simple, and give them regulation youth soccer balls, without the stupid flags? We always get into trouble when we overthink (overanalyze) something.

I think the balls should have played "We Are The World" when kicked. Think of the multiprogressivalism that would have fostered!

167 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:14:15pm

re: #156 galloping granny

re: #129 MandyManners


re: #118 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

Why would it matter to him if you had medical intervention?! The gall, I say.


Must go along with that whole "WE are pregnant" thing that drives me right straight up the wall and over the top.

Well, the man had input but, he sure ain't responsible for the out-put.

168 Know Your Enemy  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:14:21pm

re: #160 Killgore Trout

So why are they pissed if they can't read what they're kicking?

169 squarepeg  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:14:33pm

re: #132 Outrider

So, if the shahada or Islamic profession of faith ("There is no god but God and Muhammad is the Prophet of God") is so crucial to the faith, then why is it put on the flag where it is exposed to much abuse of the elements?

Hmm, good point. A fatwa against the rain!

170 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:14:41pm

The Proper response to seething Islamists; "Whatever"

171 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:15:05pm

re: #158 wargammer2005

re: #118 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

thank you for sharing..... :-)

Anytime. My mommy always told me I should share :)

172 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:15:05pm

re: #163 Ben Hur

re: #153 MandyManners

I'm positive this will work towards unity and understanding!

/Moron who just got shipped to Alaska.

But, he meant well!

173 big L  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:15:17pm

stop apologizing!

174 Iron Fist  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:15:20pm

re: #162 MandyManners,

Even I know what "Allah" looks like in Arabic. It looks like a squiggle.

175 jetpilot1101  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:15:26pm

re: #162 MandyManners
Even I know what Allah looks like in Arabic, a giant liar, pedophile, charlatan, violence-loving, Jew-killing animal...
How about them apples?

176 Idle Drifter  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:15:31pm

re: #164 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

re: #146 Know Your Enemy


Do Afghanis speak Arabic?

More importantly, did they invent the afgan?

"Here we have a lovely afgan made from an Afgan."

177 Ojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:15:43pm

re: #169 squarepeg

Do not expect rationality, or even much conscoiusness.

178 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:15:45pm

re: #161 rab3

I cringed reading that. Now that I have a son, I take those things more personally.

179 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:16:06pm

re: #175 jetpilot1101

re: #162 MandyManners
Even I know what Allah looks like in Arabic, a giant liar, pedophile, charlatan, violence-loving, Jew-killing animal...
How about them apples?

I like those apples.

180 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:16:11pm

So Afgan hounds.....aren't Afgani?

181 coldpizza  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:16:22pm

Why does it say "Holiday Inn" on those Muslim robes made from sheets?

:)

182 experiencedtraveller  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:16:33pm

re: #131 sandspur

Sanspur...shit happens in the "marketing departments."

Remember when Chevy tried to sell the Nova (No Va...get it?) to Mexico?

183 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:16:34pm

re: #173 big L

stop apologizing!

I sorry.

184 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:16:35pm

re: #174 Iron Fist

re: #162 MandyManners,

Even I know what "Allah" looks like in Arabic. It looks like a squiggle.

A delicious, frosty, chocolate-covered squiggle... mmmmm....

185 ZionistYoungster  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:16:35pm
Yes, that's right, our military is publicly apologizing today to the usual gang of hyper-sensitive Dark Ages morons, [...]

"Morons" is right, or even better, "Mo-rons", after the one that founded that Mo-nstrosity that they call their religion.

186 Gumby  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:16:37pm

re: #59 Pickle

The BBC git in that clip ends off by saying, "after almost six years in Afghanistan, it seems a lack of cultural awareness still keeps the international forces and Afghanis apart."

No, what keeps them apart is about a thousand years of cultural devolution, perpetuated by slobs like you pretending that there's nothing wrong with being mortally offended by some words on a soccer ball.

I wasn't aware of the fact the international forces were there on a 'cultural awareness' mission. I thought we were there to kick a** and take names (not necessarily in that order)

Fixed the second paragraph :>)

187 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:16:37pm

Oklahoma University football fan (and church deacon) tears open scrotum of man for wearing University of Texas shirt.

Just like that old Billy Idol song-

'If I should rupture, catch my balls...'

188 pat  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:16:44pm

Well I guess they could go back to kicking around goat heads.

189 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:16:51pm

Gotta get the kiddo from school. Later all!

190 Outrider  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:16:52pm

re: #136 Ward Cleaver

OTOH, why couldn't we just keep it simple, and give them regulation youth soccer balls, without the stupid flags? We always get into trouble when we overthink (overanalyze) something.


The balls are mostly donated balls by average citizens. My wife and I sent a bunch of uninflated balls to my brother in law ourselves.
Chances are super great the doner thought nothing about the flags, if he even noticed them.

191 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:16:56pm
192 galloping granny  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:16:57pm

re: #130 newsjunkie_ky

My wish is that all muslims would all live together in a couple countries just the way that want to, back in the 8th century. No planes, no cars, no explosive devices, no phones, just their tents and a shit hole in the ground. And we would build a 'great wall of muslim' around them and then never have to deal with them again. Then they could live just the way they want, with no one around to Offend them. This is my wish.

My grandchild and I were discussing things yesterday when it dawned on me that muslims (especially men) simply do not have time to work. Five trips a day, every day, back and forth to the mosque. Even at a bare hour per trip, that leaves darned little time for any kind of real work or endeavor that cannot be interrupted. All of which makes me wonder just what they think would happen should the succeed in converting the entire world to islam. Just who do they think will actually feed the planet?

193 Cicero05  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:17:02pm

The Saudis are complaining that the Israeli patch on the ball is in an area that has historically been occupied by muslims.

194 big L  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:17:13pm

11-K...Yeah-Dept of Deference--we are collapsing from within.

195 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:17:27pm

re: #188 pat

Well I guess they could go back to kicking around goat heads.

ROFLOL

196 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:17:49pm

re: #157 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

I believe that the plural is "penises" or "penes." When talking about whales, it's "dorks." (The things I learn at LGF.)

197 AirForceWife  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:17:50pm

#39 coldpizza 8/27/2007 11:49:51 am reply quote report

And the appeasement Continues from every Country, every situation. Its growing in momentum and its down right frightening.

"I want to apologize to any Muslims we may have offended when you crashed planes into the World Trade Center, after careful review Its probably our fault"

I guess we just can't accept that there can be people so different from ourselves. We keep expecting them to think like we do and want the same things out of life that we do. As much as I do try sometimes, I just cannot see any country with a large percentage of Islamic Fundamentalists ever being a productive, industrious, resourceful country. I can't see one ever being anything other than self-destructive as well as a threat to the civilized world. It would be easier to be in denial about this, but I just can't be. Not post 9/11.

198 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:17:56pm

re: #146 Know Your Enemy

No. Almost none of them do. Even some religious leaders simply know Koranic verses by rote, but with little idea of the word-for-word translation.

The shahada, however, is almost akin to a Nike 'swoosh' here, in that people know it when they see it. They may not be able to read the Arabic--likely a lot of them can't read at all--but they can often recognize a decorative shahada and probably a few other words and phrases.

199 Cicero05  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:17:58pm

re: #174 Iron Fist

re: #162 MandyManners,

Even I know what "Allah" looks like in Arabic. It looks like a squiggle.

I though it looked like the lid on one of those ice cream things that Burger King used to sell.

200 mitthrawnurdo  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:18:07pm

re: #192 galloping granny

The conquered infidels will work the fields, of course.

Oh, wait...when the Madhi comes, he'll take care of everything, right?

201 MICHAEL in MI  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:18:21pm

Have we gotten an apology yet from the Afghani people for allowing the terrorists to train in their country before hijacking our planes and flying them into our buildings, killing 3,000 of our civilians and knocking 2 of our buildings down?

But yet we are supposed to apologize for handing out soccer balls.

Oh yeah, we're winning the war on terrorism.

*eye roll*

202 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:18:31pm

re: #160 Killgore Trout

re: #146 Know Your Enemy

I'm pretty sure they speak Urdu (maybe some Farsi).

Pahto?

203 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:18:32pm
204 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:18:34pm
205 Silhouette  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:18:52pm

re: #131 sandspur

Not to support Islamic hyper sensitivity to every little thing, I might not want to kick a ball with a Crucifix on it ( but wouldn't riot and kill the person who gave it to me).

Which is when you would likely say something along the lines of re: #117 Ceemack's suggestion.

"Thanks for your kindness, but sadly we can't use them because..."

Which is the way any decent person would have reacted. Which is how they should have reacted.

Instead, they seethe. They demand an apology. They blame terrorist activity on this type of 'insensitivity'. They seem shocked that non-muslims don't follow islamic law. They threaten a death toll along the lines of an atom bomb.

206 Ojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:18:58pm

re: #203 buzzsawmonkey

can't read

207 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:19:43pm

re: #174 Iron Fist

re: #162 MandyManners,

Even I know what "Allah" looks like in Arabic. It looks like a squiggle.

I thought it looked like the little swirl on an ice cream cone.

208 Seattle Rep  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:19:51pm

re: #68 JamesTKirk

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball if pregnant or nursing.

LOL, classic SNL...I tried to find that clip on yoochoob a while back, but no luck.

209 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:20:03pm

Since Arabic is (supposedly) the perfect language, chosen by Allan himself, and the Koran can't ever be properly translated, devout Muslims of every country are required to learn Arabic.


That is what all those boys in Pakistani madrassas are doing. Learning Arabic and memorizing the Koran.


Hard to get a good job, other than professional suicide bomber, maybe licensed female genital mutilater, with that kind of education, but it'd be wrong to impose my Westernized world view on a different culture.

210 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:20:06pm

Giving out soccer balls was your first mistake. We're Americans - give the kids baseballs & plenty of them.

211 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:20:27pm

re: #199 Cicero05

re: #174 Iron Fist


re: #162 MandyManners,

Even I know what "Allah" looks like in Arabic. It looks like a squiggle.


I though it looked like the lid on one of those ice cream things that Burger King used to sell.

Ice cream in England.

212 squarepeg  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:20:42pm

Has anyone flogging this vital story shown an Afghani kid? Especially one who just had his soccer ball taken away?

213 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:21:06pm

re: #203 buzzsawmonkey

re: #198 Simon Jester


Even some religious leaders simply know Koranic verses by rote

"Murder," he rote.

/rimshot!

214 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:21:06pm

re: #192 galloping granny

simply do not have time to work. Five trips a day, every day, back and forth to the mosque.

They are required to pray five times a day, not to physically go to the mosque five times a day.

215 socalinfidel  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:21:07pm

no good deed goes unpunished

216 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:21:14pm
Since Arabic is (supposedly) the perfect language, chosen by Allan himself, and the Koran can't ever be properly translated, devout Muslims of every country are required to learn Arabic.

In other words, force them to learn Arabic, and Saudi Wahabi culture will follow.

217 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:21:28pm

re: #166 Occasional Reader

re: #136 Ward Cleaver


OTOH, why couldn't we just keep it simple, and give them regulation youth soccer balls, without the stupid flags? We always get into trouble when we overthink (overanalyze) something.

I think the balls should have played "We Are The World" when kicked. Think of the multiprogressivalism that would have fostered!

That would make me want to kick them!

/i hate that song!

218 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:22:06pm

re: #202 MandyManners

re: #160 Killgore Trout


re: #146 Know Your Enemy

I'm pretty sure they speak Urdu (maybe some Farsi).


Pahto?

Pashto?

219 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:22:12pm

re: #212 squarepeg

Now we'll never see the Afghans take the Asian Cup!

220 BrianA  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:22:14pm

re: #201 MICHAEL in MI

Have we gotten an apology yet from the Afghani people for allowing the terrorists to train in their country before hijacking our planes and flying them into our buildings, killing 3,000 of our civilians and knocking 2 of our buildings down?

But yet we are supposed to apologize for handing out soccer balls.

Oh yeah, we're winning the war on terrorism.

*eye roll*

Not to mention the number of people dead from the opium pouring out of their pitiful country.

221 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:22:31pm

re: #192 galloping granny

re: #130 newsjunkie_ky


My wish is that all muslims would all live together in a couple countries just the way that want to, back in the 8th century. No planes, no cars, no explosive devices, no phones, just their tents and a shit hole in the ground. And we would build a 'great wall of muslim' around them and then never have to deal with them again. Then they could live just the way they want, with no one around to Offend them. This is my wish.

My grandchild and I were discussing things yesterday when it dawned on me that muslims (especially men) simply do not have time to work. Five trips a day, every day, back and forth to the mosque. Even at a bare hour per trip, that leaves darned little time for any kind of real work or endeavor that cannot be interrupted. All of which makes me wonder just what they think would happen should the succeed in converting the entire world to islam. Just who do they think will actually feed the planet?


Actually, Musselmen don't have to go to the masjid for all five of the daily prayers. Back in the Petroleum Engineering department at UT, the department secretary, a scary looking Egyptian woman in full hijab, would lock her door and bow to the meteorite in her office when prayer time fell during working hours.

222 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:22:46pm
Just who do they think will actually feed the planet?

The slaves.

223 RTLM  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:23:39pm
“This ball ... carries a message with it which, like an atom bomb, can cause carnage and insecurity in all parts of Afghanistan,” a leading Afghan private daily, Cheragh, said on Monday.

Um.. Nevermind.

224 Outrider  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:23:41pm

re: #143 MandyManners

I swear, they'd bitch if we hanged them with a golden rope.


Excellent! I've used that quote for years and get strange looks every time from people that think I made it up or screwed up a quote I'd heard. So, I'm glad to hear someone else use it. ;-)>

225 Know Your Enemy  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:24:25pm

re: #193 Cicero05

The Saudis are complaining that the Israeli patch on the ball is in an area that has historically been occupied by muslims.

Classic

226 bulwrk  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:24:40pm

The real bad idea was giving a muslim anything that they could pack with explosives.

227 mrsoc  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:24:48pm
hyper-sensitive Dark Ages morons


Rotating title nominee.

228 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:24:49pm

re: #203 buzzsawmonkey

re: #198 Simon Jester


Even some religious leaders simply know Koranic verses by rote

"Murder," he rote.

ROFLMAO! I just can't envision Jessica Fletcher in a burkha.

229 pingjockey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:25:08pm

I never heard "golden rope". It was "a new rope".

230 Racer X  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:25:17pm

re: #192 galloping granny

muslims (especially men) simply do not have time to work. Five trips a day, every day, back and forth to the mosque. Even at a bare hour per trip, that leaves darned little time for any kind of real work or endeavor that cannot be interrupted. All of which makes me wonder just what they think would happen should the succeed in converting the entire world to islam. Just who do they think will actually feed the planet?


Hey, I have time to surf the net, and hit the bars several times a day, while holding down a good job and making the world a better place.

/just sayin

231 Know Your Enemy  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:25:18pm

re: #202 MandyManners

re: #160 Killgore Trout


re: #146 Know Your Enemy

I'm pretty sure they speak Urdu (maybe some Farsi).


Pahto?


Que?

232 coquimbojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:25:49pm

re: #26 MandyManners

But, are they schweaty?

Did you mean this kind of Schweaty? Sorry about Alec Baldwin.

233 astronmr20  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:25:50pm

#215,

You took the words right out of my mouth.

When my brother and many other soldiers who have served in middle eastern theatres are asked what they remembered the most, their answer is almost always "the children."

Imagine someone getting the bright idea to use military resources to do somehting nice for these poor kids.. to drop soccer balls from helicopters to give them some joy.

And of course, Islam comes in and ruins all the fun.

You're welcome, assholes.

As always, the kids lose.

234 squarepeg  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:25:53pm

re: #219 Simon Jester

Damn, and they were so close.

235 AirForceWife  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:25:54pm

#85 Ginn 8/27/2007 11:59:48 am reply quote report

re: #79 rab3

Another reason to hate soccer.

Too funny!

I'm so offended. A lot of anti-soccer people on LGF. But I won't threaten to kill anyone or even seethe.....LOL.

236 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:26:05pm

re: #218 MandyManners

re: #202 MandyManners


re: #160 Killgore Trout

re: #146 Know Your Enemy
I'm pretty sure they speak Urdu (maybe some Farsi).

Pahto?

Pashto?

Pashtun and a local Persian dialect called Dari are the official languages. There are dozens of tribal dialects and 11% of the pop speak Uzbek and other Turkic languages.

CIA WORLD FACTBOOK-AFGHANISTAN

237 Dirk Diggler  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:26:38pm

Perhaps we should respond by telling the Afghans it was just "satire"?

238 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:26:40pm

re: #224 Outrider

re: #143 MandyManners


I swear, they'd bitch if we hanged them with a golden rope.

Excellent! I've used that quote for years and get strange looks every time from people that think I made it up or screwed up a quote I'd heard. So, I'm glad to hear someone else use it. ;-)>

I think it's a Southern thing.

239 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:26:44pm

re: #210 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Giving out soccer balls was your first mistake. We're Americans - give the kids baseballs & plenty of them.

Footballs, and autographed pictures of John Madden.

240 zmdavid  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:26:57pm

re: #209 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

Since Arabic is (supposedly) the perfect language, chosen by Allan himself, and the Koran can't ever be properly translated, devout Muslims of every country are required to learn Arabic.


Who's Allan? (Sorry)

241 samhein  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:27:02pm

What DOESN'T offend these people. And I cannot believe that the military is apologizing for this.

The kids probably didn't even care. Wait...maybe the men were just pissed that no balls were dropped for them. (Take that however you want.)

242 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:27:08pm

re: #204 Ben Hur

I apologize.

/rimshot!

243 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:27:20pm

re: #229 pingjockey

I never heard "golden rope". It was "a new rope".

Golden. New. They'd still bitch.

244 Iron Fist  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:27:40pm

re: #205 Silhouette,

This just proves the point that we should have nuked Afghanistan into radioactive rubble. It is the only lesson big enough to show the Mohammedans we really mean business.

Right now they aren't taking us seriously.

245 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:27:47pm

re: #231 Know Your Enemy

Pashto.

246 coquimbojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:28:22pm

re: #19 Fjordman

Goodness gracious, these people are all up in each others business. Who would've thought that Moslems would be leading the Brazil bikini wax style?

247 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:28:48pm

It's the official language of Afghanistan.

248 squarepeg  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:28:53pm

re: #237 Dirk Diggler

Or we could explain that Scott Beauchamp designed the balls after a demoralizing day of squashing puppies.

249 astronmr20  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:28:55pm

re: #244 Iron Fist

re: #205 Silhouette,

This just proves the point that we should have nuked Afghanistan into radioactive rubble. It is the only lesson big enough to show the Mohammedans we really mean business.

Right now they aren't taking us seriously.


Have to disagree with you there.

250 Cicero05  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:29:19pm

re: #240 zmdavid

re: #209 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet


Since Arabic is (supposedly) the perfect language, chosen by Allan himself, and the Koran can't ever be properly translated, devout Muslims of every country are required to learn Arabic.

Who's Allan? (Sorry)

Allan lives inside the big meteor and makes all the rules. They have a sideshow attration in mecca where you can get a look at him if you don't mind waiting in line.

251 pingjockey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:29:43pm

re: #243 MandyManners They bitch, seethe, moan, whine, complain about everything. That's why they're still stuck in the 7th century. Kind of like the kkids stuck on stupid.

252 mrsoc  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:30:02pm

re: #23 no_mo_jihad

COOL!
How about this, let's just pull all of the international help from them altogether. Enough is enough. I''m sorry but I feel the same about Iraq. I cannot believe we try so hard to help people who will end up hating us in the end for it.

ARGHHHHHH

When I was a child my father told me that if you wanted to know where they hated us, just look where we fed them. (WWII era) He was right. These are not your normal everyday dark ages morons-these here are speshul morons!

253 bulwrk  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:30:08pm

re: #239 Ward Cleaver

Footballs, and autographed pictures of John Madden.

Now you're just being cruel

254 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:30:20pm

re: #232 coquimbojoe

re: #26 MandyManners


But, are they schweaty?

Did you mean this kind of Schweaty? Sorry about Alec Baldwin.

LOL! Thanks for the link. I'd forgotten where I'd heard it originally.

255 madisonsfriend  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:30:46pm

I hate to be so non pc but why are we constantly having to be sensitive to these people who talk about murdering us and converting us- and at the same time, we need to pretend they are peace loving. In their countries, they are burning our flag, cursing us(Jews and Christians) and planning our destruction. The MSM pretends that we are the offenders and that it is only the same three Muslims who say some slightly bad stuff about us. I say we toss out soccer balls with the Mohammend cartoons printed on them.

256 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:30:51pm

re: #204 Ben Hur

I apologize.

To which we could add, "sorry".

257 Render  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:30:57pm

Apologies for using a Wiki...

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Still in the Russian arsenal to this day...

CANNOT
BE
DISARMED,
R

258 pingjockey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:31:01pm

Medieval Morons

259 Psaturn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:31:21pm

re: #63 Tupac23X

re: #43 Fjordman

#25: Britain's problems will be solved through civil war. Britain won't go peacefully, I suspect.

Be careful. It almost sounds like you're calling for a coup.


I think it will be difficult. Britain does not allow the rights to bear arms if I remember correctly. Please someone correct me.

260 Know Your Enemy  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:31:24pm

re: #255 madisonsfriend

I hate to be so non pc but why are we constantly having to be sensitive to these people who talk about murdering us and converting us- and at the same time, we need to pretend they are peace loving. In their countries, they are burning our flag, cursing us(Jews and Christians) and planning our destruction. The MSM pretends that we are the offenders and that it is only the same three Muslims who say some slightly bad stuff about us. I say we toss out soccer balls with the Mohammend cartoons printed on them.


Welcome to the party.

261 coquimbojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:31:25pm

re: #254 MandyManners

No problem! I would never forget Schweaty balls.

262 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:31:27pm

re: #236 Simon Jester

Thanks for the link. The X spoke it and other such languages.

263 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:32:03pm

re: #242 rab3

re: #204 Ben Hur


I apologize.

/rimshot!

But totally accurate!

Otherwise:

'Kill All Muslim Kids' Website Shut Down

264 AirForceWife  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:32:15pm

#138 Hening 8/27/2007 12:10:03 pm reply quote report

I remember when the Soviets were leaving toys for Afghan children that exploded with the aim of crippling future soldiers. Now we give them soccer balls, and are cursed as well.

Screw 'em. Part of being part of Islam means you have to be crazy enough to think Mohammad, the child molester, was a prophet so what can we expect?

"Screw you guys, I'm goin' home".

And he had "a revelation from allah" that it's fine to capture women from your enemies and use them as sex slaves. Gee, where was allah for all the poor women that have ever spent out the rest of their lives being raped daily? Ever notice what the one thing is in common with all cults? The leader gets all the money and whatever women he wants.

265 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:32:20pm

How about sending David Beckham and the emaciated Spice Girl over there?

After all, they're world ambassadors, aren't they?

Take Bono along too. He can bring the kids giant rose-colored glasses.

266 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:32:28pm
267 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:32:33pm

re: #250 Cicero05

re: #240 zmdavid


re: #209 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet


Since Arabic is (supposedly) the perfect language, chosen by Allan himself, and the Koran can't ever be properly translated, devout Muslims of every country are required to learn Arabic.

Who's Allan? (Sorry)

Allan lives inside the big meteor and makes all the rules. They have a sideshow attration in mecca where you can get a look at him if you don't mind waiting in line.

Actually, last I heard Allan was living at home in his mom's basement.

268 Gumby  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:32:43pm

re: #196 MandyManners

re: #157 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

I believe that the plural is "penises" or "penes." When talking about whales, it's "dorks." (The things I learn at LGF.)

I thought it was penii (as per radius/radii)? Could be wrong..... heh

Dorks.... don't know what I should say to that one seeing as how I know people that have been referred to as dorks.... but, yes, LGF IS an education.

269 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:32:44pm

re: #237 Dirk Diggler

Perhaps we should respond by telling the Afghans it was just "satire"?

Just like "irony," they don't know from "satire."

270 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:32:47pm

re: #250 Cicero05

re: #240 zmdavid


re: #209 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet


Since Arabic is (supposedly) the perfect language, chosen by Allan himself, and the Koran can't ever be properly translated, devout Muslims of every country are required to learn Arabic.

Who's Allan? (Sorry)

Allan lives inside the big meteor and makes all the rules. They have a sideshow attration in mecca where you can get a look at him if you don't mind waiting in line.

Allan is another name for Stan.

271 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:32:51pm

re: #240 zmdavid

re: #209 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet


Since Arabic is (supposedly) the perfect language, chosen by Allan himself, and the Koran can't ever be properly translated, devout Muslims of every country are required to learn Arabic.

Who's Allan? (Sorry)


Allan is the most prominent of the 360 gods of the Qaaba in mecca, selected by Moehamhead to be the single deity for his new monotheistic paganism. Allan was the moon god, and his idol, possibly a piece of meteorite, may have originally been brought to Arabia by Assyrians as a variant of their favorite god, "HuBa'al", best known to Bible readers simply as "Ba'al".


Hence, the word "soccer ba'al".

272 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:33:36pm

re: #9 Carl in Jerusalem

re: #7 Fjordman

#3: The sword in the Saudi flag is for shaving. Islam is peace.

Shaving what? Monkey butts?

Shaving victims into nice thin slices for later consumption. They do have Arby's in the middle east you know.

273 tfc3rid  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:34:05pm

re: #48 newsjunkie_ky

That's because we largely ignored them before 9/11...

274 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:34:10pm

And what the hell is a rimshot?

Thought I was to old-school to ask......

275 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:34:18pm
276 pingjockey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:34:37pm

re: #271 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet Groan!

277 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:35:01pm

re: #251 pingjockey

re: #243 MandyManners They bitch, seethe, moan, whine, complain about everything. That's why they're still stuck in the 7th century. Kind of like the kkids stuck on stupid.

Or, maybe being stuck in the 7th Century is why they bitch/seethe/moan/whine/complain about everything. It's hard to appreciate life when you worship someone who was never alive.

278 coquimbojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:35:20pm

re: #274 Ben Hur

And what the hell is a rimshot?

Please see Fjordman's post, #19

279 Sifty  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:35:45pm

re: #131 sandspur

I, for one, support the plan to drop bags of shit on their heads. It would improve the smell.

But I'm simple.

280 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:35:52pm
"soccer ba'al".

OK.

THAT was funny!

281 pingjockey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:35:56pm

re: #277 MandyManners Who was never alive? allah/aka stan?

282 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:36:10pm

re: #261 coquimbojoe

re: #254 MandyManners

No problem! I would never forget Schweaty balls.

Who could?

283 Cicero05  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:36:12pm

re: #270 Ward Cleaver

re: #250 Cicero05


re: #240 zmdavid

re: #209 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet


Since Arabic is (supposedly) the perfect language, chosen by Allan himself, and the Koran can't ever be properly translated, devout Muslims of every country are required to learn Arabic.

Who's Allan? (Sorry)

Allan lives inside the big meteor and makes all the rules. They have a sideshow attration in mecca where you can get a look at him if you don't mind waiting in line.

Allan is another name for Stan.

funny

284 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:36:23pm

re: #274 Ben Hur

And what the hell is a rimshot?

Thought I was to old-school to ask......


School is in.

285 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:36:36pm

re: #278 coquimbojoe

Like Klingons orbiting Uranus?

286 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:36:47pm

re: #261 coquimbojoe

re: #254 MandyManners

No problem! I would never forget Schweaty balls.

Good times, good times.

287 earth56  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:36:57pm

# 33 dimestorenovel

These guys don't have enough to keep them busy - someone give them a house to run and 6 children - laundry, meals, feeding the goats, waxing the floors...THAT is what is wrong in the muslim world - men wimps with too much time on their hands

.

thats better, they haven't even reach puberty to be called men

288 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:37:08pm

re: #284 rab3

re: #274 Ben Hur

And what the hell is a rimshot?

Thought I was to old-school to ask......


School is in.

Or.

289 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:37:50pm

re: #266 buzzsawmonkey

re: #247 MandyManners


It's the official language of Afghanistan.

And the Koran is the Official Handbook of the Jihad.

What's the Official Head-chopping Blade of the Jihad?

Who makes the Official Bomb-Vest (tm) of the Intifada?

Who makes the Official Fertilizer for the Car-Bombs?

Who is the Official Cell-phone Service Provider for Remote Detonation?

/thinking back to my Scout days, when you could get "official Scout" everything.

Tell me about it! I'm surprised there's no official BSA toilet paper!

290 OrzBorz  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:38:04pm

Looks like another conspiracy from the NFL bloc to rid the world of football!

/sarc

291 kansas  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:38:36pm

re: #2 jcm

Move those words around and you get "Suck my sorry balls." That's where I'm at. Jeez.

292 Gumby  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:39:05pm

re: #278 coquimbojoe

re: #274 Ben Hur


And what the hell is a rimshot?

Please see Fjordman's post, #19

A rimshot is when a basketball bounces around on the rim about twenty times before it finally falls through the net due to gravity and the lack of kinetic energy.

293 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:39:24pm

re: #268 Gumby

re: #196 MandyManners


re: #157 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

I believe that the plural is "penises" or "penes." When talking about whales, it's "dorks." (The things I learn at LGF.)


I thought it was penii (as per radius/radii)? Could be wrong..... heh

Dorks.... don't know what I should say to that one seeing as how I know people that have been referred to as dorks.... but, yes, LGF IS an education.

All I ever needed to know about life in the modern age, I learned at LGF. (It is "penes" or "penises." Trust me on this.)

294 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:39:25pm

re: #288 rab3


Ahhh...Like the concrete manifestation of Bah-dum-dum.

295 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:39:34pm

re: #239 Ward Cleaver

re: #210 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Giving out soccer balls was your first mistake. We're Americans - give the kids baseballs & plenty of them.

Footballs, and autographed pictures of John Madden.

And heapin' helpings of turducken. Or bacoporkham.

296 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:40:02pm

re: #292 Gumby

So how would that apply to a comment?

297 Outrider  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:40:10pm

re: #271 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

Hence, the word "soccer ba'al".


Most excellent job of connecting the dots! ;-)>

298 earth56  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:40:14pm

# 260 knowyourenemy

I say we toss out soccer balls with the Mohammend cartoons printed on them

.


next time, how about bowling balls

299 TimeQuake  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:40:37pm

re: #214 Occasional Reader

But don't they also have to clean/foot bath ritual prior to their prayers? That would be time consuming X 5.

300 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:40:48pm

OT

We do have a better than average NWS forecast office.

The chief of the local National Weather Service forecast office has been named acting deputy director of the National Hurricane Center.
Bill Read, meteorologist-in-charge of the Houston/Galveston forecasting office, was moved to the post as part of adjustments to the hurricane center's leadership, said Greg Romano, a spokesman for the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

301 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:41:09pm

re: #281 pingjockey

re: #277 MandyManners Who was never alive? allah/aka stan?

Allah. Perhaps it's just one of many names for Stan. How many names are there for Allah? Ninety-two? How many pagan gods did the Persians/Arabs have? Ninety-two?

302 Silhouette  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:41:12pm

And since you got 12 sideways answers, here is the straight one:

Allan is a deliberate misspelling of allah, done, by me at least, out of disrespect.

Stan is satan.

303 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:41:39pm
304 mrsoc  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:41:54pm
re: #274 Ben Hur

And what the hell is a rimshot?

305 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:42:15pm

re: #291 kansas

re: #2 jcm

Move those words around and you get "Suck my sorry balls." That's where I'm at. Jeez.

Thanks for sharing!

Is this the MDT?

306 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:42:19pm

re: #294 Ben Hur

re: #288 rab3


Ahhh...Like the concrete manifestation of Bah-dum-dum.

We have a winner. Oh and comment on LGF is getting addicting. Anyone know the number of a good rehab center. Soon I will be stealing money from my Moms purse to keep my ISP bill paid. Hey just like KOS.

307 coquimbojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:42:26pm

re: #292 Gumby

Its when a snare and base drum are hit after a joke.

308 Silhouette  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:42:52pm

No offence to Allans and Stans out there. The insult is not in calling them you, but in calling them by names not their own.

Thanks, Derwood.

309 Outrider  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:42:56pm

re: #298 earth56

next time, how about bowling balls


From a Chinook? At 800 foot?

310 coquimbojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:43:10pm

re: #294 Ben Hur

Yyyeeesss, grasshopper!

311 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:43:36pm

re: #274 Ben Hur

Rimshot, as I understand it, is the 'ba-dum-ping' three notes after a comedian or late night host's one-liner (ending in the 'ping' on the cymbal).

You know it when you hear it.

Apparently, according to actual drummers, it's a more technical turn for hitting the rim of the snare drum and the skin and the same time.

Rimshot.

312 Gumby  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:43:47pm

re: #293 MandyManners

re: #268 Gumby


re: #196 MandyManners

re: #157 The Pulchritudinous Patriot
I believe that the plural is "penises" or "penes." When talking about whales, it's "dorks." (The things I learn at LGF.)

I thought it was penii (as per radius/radii)? Could be wrong..... heh
Dorks.... don't know what I should say to that one seeing as how I know people that have been referred to as dorks.... but, yes, LGF IS an education.

All I ever needed to know about life in the modern age, I learned at LGF. (It is "penes" or "penises." Trust me on this.)

re: #296 Ben Hur

re: #292 Gumby

So how would that apply to a comment?

I'll defer to your education and insight due to this fine establishment. :>)

re: #296 Ben Hur

re: #292 Gumby

So how would that apply to a comment?

313 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:43:47pm

re: #306 rab3

re: #294 Ben Hur


re: #288 rab3


Ahhh...Like the concrete manifestation of Bah-dum-dum.


We have a winner. Oh and comment on LGF is getting addicting. Anyone know the number of a good rehab center. Soon I will be stealing money from my Moms purse to keep my ISP bill paid. Hey just like KOS.

The only rehab is to go live in a cave. Trust me on this.

314 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:44:15pm

I thought it was a sexual reference.

But I'm weird like that.

315 Laugh a Lot  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:44:24pm

Screw those ungrateful tyrants. Let's take our balls and go home.

316 pingjockey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:45:05pm

re: #301 MandyManners I don't know. Things that make you go hmmm. It's a tribal religion. Totally incompatible with the 21st century. It is 2007 and you have people being stoned to death, clitorectomys, beheadings, etc. I know lets give them a state, or the bomb. You don't give a moron a loaded gun. That's what we're dealing with morons with a zealous bent.

317 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:45:08pm

re: #312 Gumby

I'll defer to your education and insight due to this fine establishment. :>)

Boy, you're easy. *eg*

Seriously, it's one of those little bits of information that float around my little gray cells.

318 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:45:15pm

re: #313 MandyManners

re: #306 rab3

re: #294 Ben Hur


re: #288 rab3
Ahhh...Like the concrete manifestation of Bah-dum-dum.


We have a winner. Oh and comment on LGF is getting addicting. Anyone know the number of a good rehab center. Soon I will be stealing money from my Moms purse to keep my ISP bill paid. Hey just like KOS.

The only rehab is to go live in a cave. Trust me on this.

I hope I can find an empty one in Tora Bora.

319 Lazarus  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:45:17pm

There is no room for balls when you're winning hearts and minds.

320 Gumby  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:45:19pm

re: #307 coquimbojoe

re: #292 Gumby

Its when a snare and base drum are hit after a joke.

Yes but there are other rimshots as well..... :>)

321 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:45:23pm

That drum teacher can't understand why he suddenly got a lot of hits.

322 newsjunkie_ky  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:45:32pm

re: #193 Cicero05

The Saudis are complaining that the Israeli patch on the ball is in an area that has historically been occupied by muslims.

Excellent!

323 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:45:35pm

re: #314 Ben Hur

I thought it was a sexual reference.

But I'm weird like that.

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

324 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:45:37pm
325 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:46:12pm

re: #323 MandyManners

Ew?!?!?!?

326 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:46:29pm

re: #316 pingjockey

re: #301 MandyManners I don't know. Things that make you go hmmm. It's a tribal religion. Totally incompatible with the 21st century. It is 2007 and you have people being stoned to death, clitorectomys, beheadings, etc. I know lets give them a state, or the bomb. You don't give a moron a loaded gun. That's what we're dealing with morons with a zealous bent.

I think we're dealing with evil personified, the anti-Christ.

327 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:46:38pm

What do they call the thing a drummer does after a joke? You know, to let the audience know they should be laughing?

328 Gumby  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:46:44pm

re: #317 MandyManners

re: #312 Gumby


I'll defer to your education and insight due to this fine establishment. :>)

Boy, you're easy. *eg*

Seriously, it's one of those little bits of information that float around my little gray cells.

Easy but EXPENSIVE :>)

329 bulwrk  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:47:09pm
330 zmdavid  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:47:24pm

re: #302 Silhouette
Thank you.
I enjoyed the other answers, too. Stan I got. Allan I had not seen before. I wasn't sure of was intentional or not.

331 coquimbojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:47:30pm

re: #285 Ben Hur

re: #278 coquimbojoe

Like Klingons orbiting Uranus?

Not me, I'm a fundamentalist Moslem in that department according the post 19.

332 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:47:38pm

re: #318 rab3

Tora Bora still is not safe for living things. Surely the U.S. has caves still. I mean, how can we out-source a cave?

333 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:47:58pm

Who would want to kick a ball with their flag on it anyway?

334 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:48:07pm
335 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:48:15pm

re: #298 earth56

# 260 knowyourenemy

I say we toss out soccer balls with the Mohammend cartoons printed on them

.


next time, how about bowling balls

Oh, there are LOTS of interesting things we can drop from military aircraft.

And yet they're complaining about the frickkin' soccer balls.

336 zonekeeper  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:48:41pm

In case no one else has said it, as I haven't time to read all the comments....


Hey, 11th century knuckle draggers....


IT'S AN F@$#%&$ING BALL! ! ! ! !


Its plastic and leather and ink and stuff stuck together! It means NOTHING unless you attach meaning to it! Its made up of atoms that make up compounds and etc etc etc! Someone sewed some crap together and used some pigmented ink to make oh GOOD LORD why am I bothering to explain all of this! Those that need to understand are INCAPABLE, and those who don't need this explained aren't living in dirt huts and forbidding the plucking of EYEBROW HAIR!


GAH!

337 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:49:02pm

re: #321 Ben Hur

That drum teacher can't understand why he suddenly got a lot of hits.

A big gulp of the first Starkbutt Mocha I've had in ages is all over the place. You've invited the pissants back to my desk. U r sew meen.

338 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:49:13pm

re: #272 rab3

re: #9 Carl in Jerusalem


re: #7 Fjordman

#3: The sword in the Saudi flag is for shaving. Islam is peace.

Shaving what? Monkey butts?

Shaving victims into nice thin slices for later consumption. They do have Arby's in the middle east you know.

The Sheik of Arby's?

339 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:49:37pm

re: #325 Ben Hur

re: #323 MandyManners

Ew?!?!?!?

If I gotta' spell it out, it ain't worth repeating.

340 coquimbojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:50:08pm

re: #324 ploome hineni

Nair, baby! (I like short shorts! But my wife always wants 'em back........;))

341 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:50:13pm
342 pingjockey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:50:13pm

re: #326 MandyMannersJust evil and that's enough. I don't think stans surrogate has showed up on earth yet. Or if it has its keeping a very low profile. For certain islam is evil incarnate but they're not having just one voice yet. Just a whole herd of howling loonies issuing fatwas and general craziness passing as sanity(by the msm and fellow travellers).

343 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:50:14pm

re: #328 Gumby

re: #317 MandyManners


re: #312 Gumby

I'll defer to your education and insight due to this fine establishment. :>)

Boy, you're easy. *eg*
Seriously, it's one of those little bits of information that float around my little gray cells.

Easy but EXPENSIVE :>)

I'm tough but fair.

344 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:50:20pm

re: #327 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

What do they call the thing a drummer does after a joke? You know, to let the audience know they should be laughing?

Uh, rimshot?

345 Outrider  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:50:22pm

re: #321 Ben Hur

That drum teacher can't understand why he suddenly got a lot of hits.

"
For some reason your comment just struck me as a very "Gary Larson" type comment. lol ;-)>

346 Catttt  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:50:25pm

Charles, I have a nitpick about your headline.

The US did not apologize. They regretted any disturbance caused. There is a big difference.

I write people all the time. Sometimes, we screw something up. We say this - "We apologize for our error."

Sometimes, they are confused or screwed something up or are just whining about something they can't have.

We say this "We regret any inconvenience or confusion you may have experienced." E.g., "we regret you're confused, buddy - and the answer is no."

There is a big difference - because in one, you admit an error, and in the other, you admit nothing but rather say "take a chill pill, man," but in legalese.

Also, why are all the Islamist honcho whiners fat, hairy, and ugly?

347 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:50:49pm

re: #323 MandyManners

I don't blame him. Frankly, if I hadn't known that would have been my first guess, too. As a matter of fact, definitions 5 and 6 at Urban Dictionary seem to confirm that guess.

Rimshot at urbandictionary.com (not for kiddies and ladies)

348 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:50:55pm
349 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:50:58pm
350 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:51:13pm

re: #334 buzzsawmonkey

re: #317 MandyManners


Seriously, it's one of those little bits of information that float around my little gray cells.

Little gray cells? Abu Ghraib! Abu Ghraib!

Hercules Poirot. (I love David Suchet's dapper mustache. Much better than Ustinov's big one. Ick.)

351 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:52:00pm
352 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:52:10pm

re: #341 ploome hineni

re: #293 MandyManners

how often do you have to refer to penis in the plural

I usually discussor whatever, one at a time

Medical discusssions.

353 coquimbojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:52:19pm

re: #348 buzzsawmonkey

Yes. Yes indeed. One must be aerodynamic for proper jihad.

354 Dirk Diggler  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:52:29pm

The Soviets used to drop mines that looked like toys. They were designed specifically to maim children.

355 pingjockey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:52:32pm

re: #349 Ben Hur
That's not nice. But damn funny!

356 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:52:50pm

re: #314 Ben Hur

I thought it was a sexual reference.

But I'm weird like that.

You're thinking 'rim job'.


Which is, if I had to guess, a most effective method of transmitting disease.

357 experiencedtraveller  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:53:04pm

re: #264 AirForceWife

The leader gets all the money and whatever women he wants.

Wow... since you put it that way... can I be the leader for awhile?

358 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:53:09pm

re: #345 Outrider

I'm a big Larson fan actually.

Wasn't he run off into the wilderness?

359 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:53:14pm
360 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:53:16pm

re: #342 pingjockey

I don't know if the anti-Christ is just one or, a whole buncha' people following a certain backwards religion that wants to chop off heads.

361 AirForceWife  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:53:17pm

#319 Lazarus 8/27/2007 12:45:17 pm reply quote report

There is no room for balls when you're winning hearts and minds.


LOL.......and notice that they never seem to worry about having to win our hearts and minds. It's a one way road isn't it?

362 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:53:22pm

re: #283 Cicero05

re: #270 Ward Cleaver


re: #250 Cicero05

re: #240 zmdavid

re: #209 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet


Since Arabic is (supposedly) the perfect language, chosen by Allan himself, and the Koran can't ever be properly translated, devout Muslims of every country are required to learn Arabic.

Who's Allan? (Sorry)

Allan lives inside the big meteor and makes all the rules. They have a sideshow attration in mecca where you can get a look at him if you don't mind waiting in line.

Allan is another name for Stan.

funny

Now we're gonna be talking about Allan and Stan for months.

Kinda like Loppyd's talking bra.

363 Gumby  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:53:25pm

re: #343 MandyManners

re: #328 Gumby


re: #317 MandyManners

re: #312 Gumby

I'll defer to your education and insight due to this fine establishment. :>)

Boy, you're easy. *eg*
Seriously, it's one of those little bits of information that float around my little gray cells.

Easy but EXPENSIVE :>)

I'm tough but fair.


I've witnessed that during my 'lurking' years....

364 Ginn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:53:26pm

re: #346 Catttt

Charles, I have a nitpick about your headline.

The US did not apologize. They regretted any disturbance caused. There is a big difference.

I write people all the time. Sometimes, we screw something up. We say this - "We apologize for our error."

Sometimes, they are confused or screwed something up or are just whining about something they can't have.

We say this "We regret any inconvenience or confusion you may have experienced." E.g., "we regret you're confused, buddy - and the answer is no."

There is a big difference - because in one, you admit an error, and in the other, you admit nothing but rather say "take a chill pill, man," but in legalese.

Also, why are all the Islamist honcho whiners fat, hairy, and ugly?

Terrific point, Cattt

365 Catttt  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:54:02pm

re: #347 Simon Jester

re: #323 MandyManners

I don't blame him. Frankly, if I hadn't known that would have been my first guess, too. As a matter of fact, definitions 5 and 6 at Urban Dictionary seem to confirm that guess.

Rimshot at urbandictionary.com (not for kiddies and ladies)

Ladies? Rolls eyes. Oh, brother.

366 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:54:16pm

re: #332 MandyManners

re: #318 rab3

Tora Bora still is not safe for living things. Surely the U.S. has caves still. I mean, how can we out-source a cave?

It has the only caves where LGF is blocked. Or maybe I could go to china.

367 zmdavid  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:54:32pm

re: #346 Catttt
In the video, there is more of an apology, although there are ellipses in the text, maybe they edited it to sound that way?

368 sandspur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:54:38pm

re: #205 Silhouette

re: #131 sandspur

Not to support Islamic hyper sensitivity to every little thing, I might not want to kick a ball with a Crucifix on it ( but wouldn't riot and kill the person who gave it to me).

Which is when you would likely say something along the lines of re: #117 Ceemack's suggestion.

"Thanks for your kindness, but sadly we can't use them because..."

Which is the way any decent person would have reacted. Which is how they should have reacted.

Instead, they seethe. They demand an apology. They blame terrorist activity on this type of 'insensitivity'. They seem shocked that non-muslims don't follow islamic law. They threaten a death toll along the lines of an atom bomb.

You are right, of course.
A lot of this type of behavior is political theater for the press, who just eat it up and give the worst ones a platform to spout their ridiculousness on the world stage.
This was completely avoidable. I daresay there is not one Lizard on this blog who would not have taken a look at that ball and known what the outcome of its distribution would be.

369 ZionistYoungster  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:54:40pm

OT, linkage: WT[bleep]-inducing article from Grauniad Ciff:

Stubble Trouble

Excerpts:

They're mocked, discriminated against and persecuted. It's time to defend the rights of men who have moustaches.

[...]

So, it's come to this, has it? After a century of persecution on an industrial scale, from Armenia to Zimbabwe and back again, the new century is less than a decade old and the moustache is under attack from the intolerant.

Ummm...

Looking on the bright side, it beats the acrimonious Israel/"Palestine" threads (a quagmire on Grauniad Ciff as much as on Daily Kos), but, again, WT[bleep]?! I was sure it was some kind of deadpan satire, mocking the PC fashion, but it appears bereft of any such intention.

370 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:54:50pm

rimshots... rim jobs... where is this thread going?

I guess this is as good a time as any to point out that when that soccer ball is in motion, it's kind of like getting a "'round the world". In a manner of speaking.

371 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:54:54pm

re: #347 Simon Jester

I remember comedians utilizing them in comedy club shows I've seen on TV.

372 gander  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:54:54pm

Is anyone keeping track of all the ways to offend Mozlems? Wouldn't it just be easer to get a divorce?

373 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:55:04pm

re: #365 Catttt

re: #347 Simon Jester


re: #323 MandyManners

I don't blame him. Frankly, if I hadn't known that would have been my first guess, too. As a matter of fact, definitions 5 and 6 at Urban Dictionary seem to confirm that guess.

Rimshot at urbandictionary.com (not for kiddies and ladies)


Ladies? Rolls eyes. Oh, brother.


I thought 5 or 6.

374 Souliren  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:55:14pm

Two wrongs here:

It was dumb to send soccer balls with the Saudi flag on them. If they had handed the design to an American born Muslim and asked "Is this ok?" I'm quite sure he would have pointed out the problem.

I'm sure there were several meetings to finalize the design, prototypes made and reviewed, etc.

If winning hearts and minds is one of the goals, the design of the soccer balls was dumb.

The right thing for the first Muslim who noticed the problem would be to say to the nearest American. "I'd like to point out that these soccer balls have the name of Allah on them and some folks might get offended. You should probably not distribute them or change the design."

Instead, they held an Anti American riot.

375 Render  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:55:22pm

ummm...

Who is the music from? Where can I find that?

===

Hey Allah, after 2,000 years of your shit, we're still here.

NOT.
GOING.
AWAY.
R

376 earth56  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:55:30pm

If the ball insults them because of allah on the flag ....

then what happens when a Sauidi plane with the flag emblazened on it goes to the scrap heap ?

Is it taken to a special allah memorial site ?

how about a magazine with an ad from Saudi Arabia ( flag included ) that ends up in my trash bin and goes to the dump ? Should I be calling up the embassy to get instructions as to not insult them ?

377 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:55:50pm

Dagnabit. Gotta' go shopping and then pick up The Kid.

378 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:55:59pm

re: #348 buzzsawmonkey

re: #340 coquimbojoe

Official Brazilian Wax of the Jihad?

I believe islam requires one to shave everywhere but the face.

379 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:56:00pm

re: #365 Catttt

Anyone, really. Well...may some people.

380 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:56:07pm

re: #376 earth56

Geniza

381 Silhouette  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:56:14pm

re: #362 Ward Cleaver

Now we're gonna be talking about Allan and Stan for months.

Kinda like Loppyd's talking bra.

Stan started exactly like the talking bra.

Babba typoed Stan hates to be mocked.

She followed up that Satan hates it too, almost as much as Stan.

And the rest is history.

382 Catttt  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:56:42pm

re: #367 zmdavid

re: #346 Catttt
In the video, there is more of an apology, although there are ellipses in the text, maybe they edited it to sound that way?

I read the text directly - it was not an apology. The news presenters may have twisted the reality of what I read in black and - red, but the reality is right there. Not an apology. It either is or it isn't, and this one isn't.

383 galloping granny  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:56:47pm

re: #360 MandyManners

re: #342 pingjockey

I don't know if the anti-Christ is just one or, a whole buncha' people following a certain backwards religion that wants to chop off heads.

I think that would be called the Abomination that Causes Desolation.

384 AirForceWife  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:57:00pm

#335 Occasional Reader 8/27/2007 12:48:15 pm reply quote report


Oh, there are LOTS of interesting things we can drop from military aircraft.

And yet they're complaining about the frickkin' soccer balls.

If it's coming from us, they'd complain that ice is not cold enough. Water is too wet. You name it.

385 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:57:04pm
386 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:58:13pm

re: #377 MandyManners

Dagnabit. Gotta' go shopping and then pick up The Kid.

Only one. Remember you need at least 2.3 per female to keep ahead of the replacement rate. We don't want be France.

387 galloping granny  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:58:17pm

re: #375 Render

[Link: www.liveleak.com...]

ummm...

Who is the music from? Where can I find that?

===

Hey Allah, after 2,000 years of your shit, we're still here.

NOT.
GOING.
AWAY.
R

Please Render - don't give old stan 600 years of extra credit!

388 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:58:17pm

re: #375 Render

Hey Allah, after 2,000 years

PLEASE don't give them more of a pedigree than is factually deserved.

(I have met nominally well-educated people who sincerely believed that Islam is older than Christianity or Judaism.)

389 NoSubmission  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:58:47pm

OT
Any news on the koran-in-the-Pace-University-toiletbowl 'hate crime' case lately?

390 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:59:07pm

re: #381 Silhouette

I must have missed it, but am I writing in guessing that 'Stan' is Allan's Great and evil cousin who commutes between Israel and D.C.?

391 bulwrk  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:59:25pm

Would the flags of the crusaders ball be offensive?

392 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:59:26pm

Ben Hur:

Geniza

Gesundheit.

393 zandtar  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 12:59:54pm

I'm surprised Rage Boy didn't show up

394 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:00:05pm

re: #388 Occasional Reader

re: #375 Render

Hey Allah, after 2,000 years

PLEASE don't give them more of a pedigree than is factually deserved.

(I have met nominally well-educated people who sincerely believed that Islam is older than Christianity or Judaism.)

Because the muslims behave like they're still in the Dark Ages - Jews & Christians act like they're living in the 21st Century.

395 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:00:18pm

re: #390 Simon Jester

Ooops. That should read 'right in guessing.'

396 sandspur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:00:40pm

re: #235 AirForceWife

#85 Ginn 8/27/2007 11:59:48 am reply quote report


re: #79 rab3Another reason to hate soccer.

Too funny!

I'm so offended. A lot of anti-soccer people on LGF. But I won't threaten to kill anyone or even seethe.....LOL.

I like soccer, was a soccer mom for a dozen years. While I won't kill anyone, I might seethe...just a little. 8-)

397 galloping granny  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:00:44pm

re: #388 Occasional Reader

re: #375 Render

Hey Allah, after 2,000 years

PLEASE don't give them more of a pedigree than is factually deserved.

(I have met nominally well-educated people who sincerely believed that Islam is older than Christianity or Judaism.)

Occasional, I have been doing some little bit of "pre-reading" in preparation for teaching Aztec/Maya & the Spanish in the New World this fall. To my amazement, I have learned that the muslims actually discovered the Americas and many words/place names in the native languages of Mexico are actually (get this!) ARABIC!

398 coquimbojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:00:53pm

re: #370 Occasional Reader

rimshots... rim jobs... where is this thread going?

I guess this is as good a time as any to point out that when that soccer ball is in motion, it's kind of like getting a "'round the world". In a manner of speaking.

Just another day in paradise....

399 SonOfLiberty  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:01:09pm

Actually, I bet the soccer balls DID have the Israeli flag on it - the better to express anger at the j00000s and kick their flag.

400 earth56  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:01:20pm

re: #335 Occasional Reader

re: #298 earth56


# 260 knowyourenemy
I say we toss out soccer balls with the Mohammend cartoons printed on them

.
next time, how about bowling balls

Oh, there are LOTS of interesting things we can drop from military aircraft.

And yet they're complaining about the frickkin' soccer balls.

ok...looks good but I think a pre-sports ball drop ( soccers,baseballs,bowling,tennis, wiffle balls,boomerangs etc.) would be appropriate prior to the big ball

401 Sharmuta  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:01:21pm

re: #2 jcm

Sorry my balls suck?

That's what I would have said.

402 Catttt  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:01:25pm

re: #373 Ben Hur

re: #365 Catttt


re: #347 Simon Jester

re: #323 MandyManners
I don't blame him. Frankly, if I hadn't known that would have been my first guess, too. As a matter of fact, definitions 5 and 6 at Urban Dictionary seem to confirm that guess.

Rimshot at urbandictionary.com (not for kiddies and ladies)


Ladies? Rolls eyes. Oh, brother.

I thought 5 or 6.

I lean heavily towards five.

403 Sifty  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:01:26pm

re: #393 zandtar

Rage Boy is at Christiane's place, filming Gods Warriors II: Electric Jihad Boogaloo

404 Ledger1  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:01:29pm

re: #15 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

What isn't ... If every one on the planet converted to Islam, eschewed booze, nicotine, premarital sex, marital sex for any other reason than reporduction, the Muslims would still find something to seethe over.


I suspect that these “scores” of protesters were prefabricated to wage a propaganda war on the “infidels."

As Quranic Concept of War states:

The universalism of Islam, in its all-embracing creed, is imposed on the believers as a continuous process of warfare, psychological and political, if not strictly military. . . . The Jihad, accordingly, may be stated as a doctrine of a permanent state of war, not continuous fighting.”

See: Quranic Concept of War

If you trace down the leaders of this “protest” I bet you will find a link to a disgruntled war lord.

I think it was a bad idea for the military to apologize for this gift of soccer balls. If they don't like them then let the kids put them in the garbage dump.

405 eschew_obfuscation  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:01:52pm
362 Ward Cleaver 8/27/2007 12:53:22 pm reply quote report

Now we're gonna be talking about Allan and Stan for months.

Kinda like Loppyd's talking bra.

I usually just let Loppy's bra speak for itself!

406 filetandrelease  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:02:22pm

'slims are fools. The U.S. Army gives free soccer balls to children, and then 'slims make them apologies.

No more balls for joooooooooo!

407 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:02:27pm

re: #397 galloping granny

re: #388 Occasional Reader


re: #375 Render

Hey Allah, after 2,000 years

PLEASE don't give them more of a pedigree than is factually deserved.

(I have met nominally well-educated people who sincerely believed that Islam is older than Christianity or Judaism.)


Occasional, I have been doing some little bit of "pre-reading" in preparation for teaching Aztec/Maya & the Spanish in the New World this fall. To my amazement, I have learned that the muslims actually discovered the Americas and many words/place names in the native languages of Mexico are actually (get this!) ARABIC!

No f'ing way! That's too funny. I don't suppose you could link us to any of this groundbreaking scholarship?

408 sandspur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:02:38pm

re: #253 bulwrk

re: #239 Ward Cleaver

Footballs, and autographed pictures of John Madden.

Now you're just being cruel

Yeah, send a pic of Terry Bradshaw!

409 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:02:50pm

re: #393 zandtar

I'm surprised Rage Boy didn't show up

He's all booked up through the end of next year.

410 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:03:00pm
411 gibsonz  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:03:32pm

Looks like the kids are back to playing with goat dung.
Why break 1300 years of tradition!

412 earth56  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:04:11pm

re: #388 Occasional Reader

You have to understand that since they claim they invented math, then they can start history from the back of the book. The closer we are to today then the older it is.

New math !

whats wrong with you ?

413 zmdavid  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:04:17pm
"We make significant efforts to work with local leaders, mullahs and elders to respect their culture."

"Unfortunately, there was something on those footballs we didn't immediately understand to be offensive...and we regret that...as we do not want to offend."


Here's the text as it appears in the liveleak video. I think I copied it correctly.

414 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:04:27pm

re: #402 Catttt

re: #373 Ben Hur


re: #365 Catttt

re: #347 Simon Jester

re: #323 MandyManners
I don't blame him. Frankly, if I hadn't known that would have been my first guess, too. As a matter of fact, definitions 5 and 6 at Urban Dictionary seem to confirm that guess.
Rimshot at urbandictionary.com (not for kiddies and ladies)

Ladies? Rolls eyes. Oh, brother.

I thought 5 or 6.

I lean heavily towards five.

Well naturally, you'd have to lean quite a bit.

415 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:04:28pm
416 Sharmuta  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:05:12pm
“This ball ... carries a message with it which, like an atom bomb, can cause carnage and insecurity in all parts of Afghanistan,”

Interesting choice of metaphor. I think this sentence needs fixing though-

“This ball koran ... carries a message with it which, like an atom bomb, can cause carnage and insecurity in all parts of Afghanistan Planet Earth,”

Much better.

417 Catttt  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:05:41pm

re: #414 Simon Jester

re: #402 Catttt


re: #373 Ben Hur

re: #365 Catttt

re: #347 Simon Jester

re: #323 MandyManners
I don't blame him. Frankly, if I hadn't known that would have been my first guess, too. As a matter of fact, definitions 5 and 6 at Urban Dictionary seem to confirm that guess.
Rimshot at urbandictionary.com (not for kiddies and ladies)

Ladies? Rolls eyes. Oh, brother.

I thought 5 or 6.

I lean heavily towards five.

Well naturally, you'd have to lean quite a bit.

Actually, not as far as you might think, hon.

"One never knows, do one." ~Fats Waller

418 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:05:52pm

re: #415 Ben Hur

Kids Play Frisbee With Anti Tank Mine

Silly Swiss.

That's what happens when you don't have a war for around 200 years. You forget what land mines look like & you start putting corkscrews on your Army knives.

419 Cicero05  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:06:14pm

re: #385 buzzsawmonkey

re: #378 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I want the depilatory concession for the Ummah.

Take the soap concession too. It's just as valuable.

420 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:06:16pm

Iraqi children granted access to education, announces Government of Jordan

Just what the doctor ordered!

A Jordanian education!

421 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:06:32pm

re: #398 coquimbojoe

re: #370 Occasional Reader

rimshots... rim jobs... where is this thread going?

I guess this is as good a time as any to point out that when that soccer ball is in motion, it's kind of like getting a "'round the world". In a manner of speaking.

Just another day in paradise....

Yea but your ball might get caught up in their Burka. If you know what I mean.

422 Render  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:06:33pm

jeeze...I was just rounding off for simplicity's sake...

===

So who did the music in the video I linked?

PRETTY
PLEASE,
R

423 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:06:37pm

re: #415 Ben Hur

Mmmm, that's what slave labor produces--mines no better than frisbees.

424 The_Vig  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:06:57pm

Our only apology should be "Oops, Our Bad."

Of course, I believe that should have been Imus's apology, as well as anyone apologizing to the left. No matter what you say, the offended will still attack you. Hell look at what Big Al (Al Sharpton) did to Imus.

So, in the future, I hope you will join me as an "Oops, our bad." apologist.

425 galloping granny  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:07:10pm

re: #407 Simon Jester

re: #397 galloping granny

re: #388 Occasional Reader


re: #375 Render


Hey Allah, after 2,000 years


PLEASE don't give them more of a pedigree than is factually deserved.(I have met nominally well-educated people who sincerely believed that Islam is older than Christianity or Judaism.)


Occasional, I have been doing some little bit of "pre-reading" in preparation for teaching Aztec/Maya & the Spanish in the New World this fall. To my amazement, I have learned that the muslims actually discovered the Americas and many words/place names in the native languages of Mexico are actually (get this!) ARABIC!

No f'ing way! That's too funny. I don't suppose you could link us to any of this groundbreaking scholarship?

Oh yes, absolute way. Hundreds of years prior to Columbus. Not sure if the links are still in the history but I'll check. Meanwhile, this post has a chunk of stuff - [Link: www.plnewsforum.com...]

426 Outrider  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:07:10pm

re: #358 Ben Hur

I'm a big Larson fan actually.

Wasn't he run off into the wilderness?


I believe he just up and quit.

427 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:07:23pm
428 Catttt  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:08:03pm

re: #424 The_Vig

Our only apology should be "Oops, Our Bad."

Of course, I believe that should have been Imus's apology, as well as anyone apologizing to the left. No matter what you say, the offended will still attack you. Hell look at what Big Al (Al Sharpton) did to Imus.

So, in the future, I hope you will join me as an "Oops, our bad." apologist.

Personally, I'm quite fond of "Silly me."

429 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:08:16pm

#397 granny:

I have learned that the muslims actually discovered the Americas and many words/place names in the native languages of Mexico are actually (get this!) ARABIC!

But of course... they flew over here on those ancient African powered aircraft!

430 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:08:29pm

re: #417 Catttt

re: #414 Simon Jester


re: #402 Catttt

re: #373 Ben Hur

re: #365 Catttt

re: #347 Simon Jester

re: #323 MandyManners
I don't blame him. Frankly, if I hadn't known that would have been my first guess, too. As a matter of fact, definitions 5 and 6 at Urban Dictionary seem to confirm that guess.
Rimshot at urbandictionary.com (not for kiddies and ladies)

Ladies? Rolls eyes. Oh, brother.

I thought 5 or 6.

I lean heavily towards five.

Well naturally, you'd have to lean quite a bit.

Actually, not as far as you might think, hon.

"One never knows, do one." ~Fats Waller

Up in Harlem at a table for two, there were four of us, me your big feet and you.

431 golly_wog  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:08:55pm

Every military and humanitarian operation in muslim countries should be code named "Pearls Before Swine."

432 Lazarus  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:09:21pm

#346 Catttt

The source of the Afghans' offense is the irrational belief that the written names of certain figures on non-religious objects is an insult. We responded, “We do regret any disturbances caused." What do we regret, the fact that their irrationality caused them to throw a fit over a kind gesture? That's nothing to regret. More like, scorn.

433 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:09:53pm

re: #428 Catttt

So, in the future, I hope you will join me as an "Oops, our bad." apologist.

Personally, I'm quite fond of "Silly me."

Could I put in a vote for "well, ain't that a corker"?

434 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:10:06pm

re: #429 Occasional Reader

#397 granny:

I have learned that the muslims actually discovered the Americas and many words/place names in the native languages of Mexico are actually (get this!) ARABIC!

But of course... they flew over here on those ancient African powered aircraft!

So that's what happened to the lost tribe of Israel from the Book of Mormon - the ancient muslims who landed in America went jihad on them! It all makes sense now!

435 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:10:22pm
436 The Jinxmedic  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:10:59pm

How about an American WOMAN riding a HORSE carrying the Saudi flag? Y'think this might cause some seething on some level?

http://photo.xanga.com/jinxmedic101/3d8c8137322874 /photo.html

437 Seattle Rep  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:11:20pm

#374 Souliren

These soccer balls are made in China.

438 earth56  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:11:37pm

re: #433 Occasional Reader

re: #428 Catttt


So, in the future, I hope you will join me as an "Oops, our bad." apologist.

Personally, I'm quite fond of "Silly me."


Could I put in a vote for "well, ain't that a corker"?

I'll go for a Goober accented "allah bee "

439 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:11:52pm

re: #434 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

So that's what happened to the lost tribe of Israel from the Book of Mormon

Well, duh. Not to mention in the New Testament, how do you think the Flight to Egypt could have happened without an airplane? (Which was flown of course by Pontius Pilot.)

440 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:12:03pm

re: #432 Lazarus

I don't think it's really fair to call that an 'irrational belief.' I think that with a little perspective my religion (Judaism) is pretty screwy, too, the thing is that I haven't gone around lopping heads off for it--recently.

441 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:12:49pm

re: #439 Occasional Reader

re: #434 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

So that's what happened to the lost tribe of Israel from the Book of Mormon

Well, duh. Not to mention in the New Testament, how do you think the Flight to Egypt could have happened without an airplane? (Which was flown of course by Pontius Pilot.)

That calls for a rimshot!

442 Outrider  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:13:00pm

re: #434 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

So that's what happened to the lost tribe of Israel from the Book of Mormon - the ancient muslims who landed in America went jihad on them! It all makes sense now!


Dang! There are some great lines coming out today. This turning into the LGF Roadshow? Charles going to take it to Vegas? ;-)>

443 galloping granny  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:13:03pm

re: #436 The Jinxmedic

How about an American WOMAN riding a HORSE carrying the Saudi flag? Y'think this might cause some seething on some level?

http://photo.xanga.com/jinxmedic101/3d8c 8137322874/photo.html

She should have been driving a car - in a bikini. With arm pit hair.

444 bulwrk  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:13:46pm

re: #434 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey


Ancient jihadi IED

Clipety clop clipety clop bang

445 Outrider  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:13:49pm

re: #435 buzzsawmonkey

It is my understanding that in the Ummah, as in premodern Europe, it is customary to favor large applications of scent over frequent bodily ablution.


Huh. Sounds like Georgia to me.

446 Ledger1  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:13:58pm

re: #335 Occasional Reader

re: #298 earth56


# 260 knowyourenemy
I say we toss out soccer balls with the Mohammend cartoons printed on them

.
next time, how about bowling balls

Oh, there are LOTS of interesting things we can drop from military aircraft.

And yet they're complaining about the frickkin' soccer balls.


I don’t think the US military should do any apologizing. The 9/11 ring trained in Afghanistan and killed over 3000 Americans.

We have nothing to apologize about.

In fact, the next time an US aircraft levels a terrorist’s safe house the pilot should sing the adjusted version of the Air Force song:

I slipped the surly bonds of earth to kick the balls of Allah.”

447 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:14:09pm

re: #441 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Actually, of course the name is Pontius Pilate, inventor of the eponymous excercise system. He also invented "cross-training".

448 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:14:13pm

re: #437 Seattle Rep

#374 Souliren

These soccer balls are made in China.

They're cheap, crappy soccer balls. Probably the cheapest they could find, I wouldn't be surprised. I bet they've paid for individual screws that were more expensive.

Just overlooked (understandably) an unfortunate little squiggle.

449 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:14:14pm

Well, if Allan was brought to Arabia as an idol from a meteorite by Assyrians, and was indeed worshipped as HuBa'al back home, and references to Ba'al worship can be found in the Jewish scripture, than Islam, sort of, predates Mohammad.

450 The Jinxmedic  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:14:18pm

re: #443 galloping granny

hmm, I think that you are right. She should be drinking a beer, too.

451 filetandrelease  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:14:26pm

Could Fox-news force the hands of the other news outlets? Non of them like to be out done or loose a "scoop".

As has been stated many times, a mass publication by free media of anything deemed offensive to 'slims would send them a signal to back off and maybe even change the grounds rules. IE: you get offended, OK, get offended.

It ain't going to happen.

452 hiker  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:14:26pm

Good grief! What doesn't offend these miscreants?

453 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:14:48pm

These guys really are taking all of the fun out of life. It takes nothing to get them seething and raging so that now it isn't even fun. They make it too easy. Instead of worrying about it the west needs to just cop an attitude of what the heck. If they are calm when they are strapping bombs to their chest then what do we have to lose? Maybe a few more premature detonations? These people love being mad, they love death more then they do life, and I am too the point where we just sever all ties to any Muslim country and let the chips fall where they may. Tough economic times would be better to endure then tough armed conflict and threats of terrorist attacks on the country.
/If elected I promise to fire every employee of the State department and start over......with John Bolton.

454 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:14:52pm
455 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:15:41pm

re: #443 galloping granny

re: #436 The Jinxmedic

How about an American WOMAN riding a HORSE carrying the Saudi flag? Y'think this might cause some seething on some level?

http://photo.xanga.com/jinxmedic101/3d8c 8137322874/photo.html

She should have been driving a car - in a bikini. With arm pit hair.

Braided not in a pony tail.

456 earth56  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:17:00pm

re: #453 Just_A_Grunt

If elected I promise to fire every employee of the State department and start over......with John Bolton

you got my vote or maybe two depending on the state

457 The_Vig  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:17:11pm

Come to think of it, why are we dropping soccer balls with other countries flags on them. Hell we paid for them, they should have the American Flag and maybe the Afghan flag on them. If any of the rest of the coalition want in they can pony up some funds.

458 AirForceWife  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:18:05pm

The universal sport that every country loves and these balls were given as a good will gesture but no.....they had to be offended.

We should have covered the balls with U.S. flags as a way of reminding them who gave the balls to them. Of course, some moron at the state dept probably came up with the idea of all different flags to show how nice and inclusive we are. See how being nice like that backfires when it comes to Islamic fundamentalists?

459 Aladin Sane  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:18:25pm

re: #457 The_Vig

Hell we paid for them, they should have the American Flag and maybe the Afghan flag on them.

I'll second that!

460 galloping granny  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:18:35pm

re: #449 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

Well, if Allan was brought to Arabia as an idol from a meteorite by Assyrians, and was indeed worshipped as HuBa'al back home, and references to Ba'al worship can be found in the Jewish scripture, than Islam, sort of, predates Mohammad.

Now what I have heard is that before the rock was worshiped by the followers of alan, it used to be a Hindu religious shrine and that the particular garments required to be worn there prove that, as does some other stuff about it I no longer recall. Interesting anyway.

Meanwhile, yesterday I happened to be sitting in front of the TV while they ran a program about Jezebel, who they depicted as a priestess of ba'al - complete with a crescent moon headdress. Hmmmm

461 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:18:39pm

Giant Statues.

462 ZionistYoungster  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:18:48pm

OT: two fresh lefty links:

CounterPuke gives us Why the US and Israel Should Lose Middle East Wars (a promising title already), by Bill Christison, a "former CIA analyst" who together with his wife delivers anti-American and anti-Israel screeds consistently. Excerpts:

The unspoken but real purpose of his efforts has been and will be to concentrate increasing power over the Middle East in the hands of the small group of rich and greedy elites who rule the U.S. and Israel today, and perhaps he will achieve this goal.

El capitalismo es el diablo. Got that.

A lasting peace in the Middle East will only happen, of course, if the U.S. and Israel are wise enough publicly (and honestly) to end their drive for joint imperium over the Middle East and Central Asia and also to cease their efforts to bring about regime change in Iran and Syria.

The spirit of Chamberlain lives.

And people must emphasize to all politicians that the Israel lobby is one of the strongest forces pressing both Democrats and Republicans not to change U.S. policies, thereby preventing healthy political debate in the country. This must stop.

Yep. But people still insist that Walt and Mearsheimer's theory is just an innocent piece of research and not a 21st-century reworking of the Protocols.

What good is a hypocritical, utterly out-of-touch and ineffective "peace movement," when beyond question ordinary people on this earth want justice before they want peace?

"No peace without justice", the slogan of revolutionaries, fascistic tyrants and West-hating Leftists throughout the ages.

And here's the money quote:

We do indeed seem to have an example of a clash of civilizations that has become a growing force today. This force is nourished by the desire of Muslims for real freedom from the increasing political domination over the Islamic peoples by Western (Christian and Jewish) parts of the world. [Emphasis mine. --ZY]

Up is down, black is white, the earth is flat, and so on with the refrain.

Second offering: from Common Dreams: Singing Our Way To Truth: Peace Chorus Travels To Venezuela, by Martha Baskin (published on the Seattle P-I, by the way--the same newspaper that withheld the names of the suspicious ferry passengers). A paean to Cindy Shaheen's boyfriend. Excerpts:

Whom to trust? In a world full of manufactured truths, it's hard to know. But this much is true. If we'd trusted the Bush administration, our group of singing ambassadors would have missed the chance to interact with some of the hemisphere's most astonishing vocalists and musicians.

We would have missed the mating dance of the chacha laca bird in Cerro Copey National Park. We would have missed being in a country that promotes the articles of its new constitution (ratified with massive popular support) on bags of rice!

Fabulous! But most important, Venezuela is the first sighting of the long-sought Worker's Paradise(TM):

This is a thumbnail sketch of what we learned. The Chavez government has been very active in redistributing wealth, not only through its rural and urban land reform programs, but through oil revenue-funded social programs that now provide free health care, education and basic food stuffs, as well as loans and subsidies for cooperatives. A short explanation: At the time Chavez was elected in 1998, poverty had been on a constant rise since the '50s. Agricultural lands had been consolidated into the hands of a few, displacing millions of farmers who migrated in large numbers to cities in search of work.

A bit different from another view I've seen, one of staggering inflation and food shortages and industrial collapse, but that's OK, it's a world full of manufactured truths, you know.

That's all for now.

463 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:18:57pm

re: #445 Outrider

re: #435 buzzsawmonkey

It is my understanding that in the Ummah, as in premodern Europe, it is customary to favor large applications of scent over frequent bodily ablution.


Huh. Sounds like Georgia to me.

Or any patchouli-stink hippy!

464 Catttt  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:19:20pm

re: #430 Simon Jester

re: #417 Catttt


re: #414 Simon Jester

re: #402 Catttt

re: #373 Ben Hur

re: #365 Catttt

re: #347 Simon Jester

re: #323 MandyManners
I don't blame him. Frankly, if I hadn't known that would have been my first guess, too. As a matter of fact, definitions 5 and 6 at Urban Dictionary seem to confirm that guess.
Rimshot at urbandictionary.com (not for kiddies and ladies)

Ladies? Rolls eyes. Oh, brother.

I thought 5 or 6.

I lean heavily towards five.

Well naturally, you'd have to lean quite a bit.

Actually, not as far as you might think, hon.
"One never knows, do one." ~Fats Waller

Up in Harlem at a table for two, there were four of us, me your big feet and you.

One of my favorites! (Love Fats Waller)

465 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:20:21pm
466 filetandrelease  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:21:26pm

re: #424 The_Vig

So, in the future, I hope you will join me as an "Oops, our bad." apologist

.

Actually, I am leaning towards

"F/U, get over it."

467 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:22:06pm

re: #464 Catttt

I am lodging a formal protest over your excessive use of the "quote" function!

468 storagemanager  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:23:02pm

France talking tough

?...........France's Sarkozy raises prospect of Iran airstrikes


In his first major foreign policy speech, French president says diplomatic push by world's powers to rein in Tehran's nuclear program is only alternative to 'Iranian bomb or bombing of Iran'

[Link: www.ynetnews.com...]

469 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:23:11pm

This should really piss them off.

Here, the name is actually supplanted with a ball.

[Link: www.cafepress.com...]

470 hiker  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:23:56pm

re: #23 no_mo_jihad


Let the moslems fend for themselves. Cut off all aid, trade (yes, even oil, since we only get a small fraction of our oil from the ME, anyway: our main oil supplier is Canada, by the way), military assistance, etc. Let the miscreants stew in their own juices. I have absolutely no use for these people. If they throw off the yoke of islam and want to join the human race, then fine, we can re-establish contact. But, as long as they embrace that backwards cult known as islam, the hell with them.

471 Dustoff-507  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:24:04pm

They should have said. GET A GRIP & get over it.

472 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:24:33pm

re: #462 ZionistYoungster

Note that this is the leftists' idea of heaven:

We would have missed being in a country that promotes the articles of its new constitution (ratified with massive popular support) on bags of rice!

Large segments of the population being dependent on the government handing out food, which of course comes with a healthy does of propaganda. They think that's a good thing. They really, truly do.

473 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:24:35pm
[edit] Saudi Arabia
The flag of Saudi Arabia bears the shahadah or Islamic creed of faith, and therefore should be treated with the same level of respect as accorded to Islam itself. Mistreating it is tantamount to an attack on Islam.

Wiki wiki waaanh!

474 boocat  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:24:54pm

These people are insane.

475 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:25:06pm

Astros fire Purpura and Garner!

476 The_Vig  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:25:07pm

re: #465 buzzsawmonkey

re: #457 The_Vig

Why should we encourage them to kick around the American flag? We've got homegrown leftists who do that already.


True, but to us Americans hitting something with your foot or shoe is not an insult. (Mostly because we have nice shoes)

It's all about marketing, get 'em when their young, you know.

477 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:25:35pm

re: #455 rab3

re: #443 galloping granny


re: #436 The Jinxmedic

How about an American WOMAN riding a HORSE carrying the Saudi flag? Y'think this might cause some seething on some level?

http://photo.xanga.com/jinxmedic101/3d8c 8137322874/photo.html


She should have been driving a car - in a bikini. With arm pit hair.

Braided not in a pony tail.

How would a horse carry any flag, since they don't have opposable thumbs?

/smartass

478 bulwrk  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:25:55pm

re: #468 storagemanager

Probably wants to bomb the crap out of the Russian reactor so he can sell them a French one.

479 AirForceWife  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:25:58pm

#434 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey 8/27/2007 1:10:06 pm reply quote report
re: #429 Occasional Reader

#397 granny:

I have learned that the muslims actually discovered the Americas and many words/place names in the native languages of Mexico are actually (get this!) ARABIC!

But of course... they flew over here on those ancient African powered aircraft!


Well, if you claim to have discovered or invented things, it's almost as good as really doing it I'm pretty sure. It counts for like....atleast half of the truth.....I think.

480 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:26:09pm

re: #473 Ben Hur

Mistreating it is tantamount to an attack on Islam.

Yeah? So?


/best possible reply

481 Outrider  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:26:43pm

re: #469 Ben Hur

This should really piss them off.

Here, the name is actually supplanted with a ball.

[Link: [Link: www.cafepress.com...]...]


cyber seething in ...3...2....1...

482 OldLineTexan  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:26:50pm
In the past few years Afghans have staged sometimes-bloody protests against the desecration of copies of the Koran by U.S. soldiers at Guantanamo bay

OK, I thought there should be an "alleged" in there, somewhere.

I thought Gitmo was loaded with Koran-handling rules from Day One.

Am I behind on the litany of abuses heaped upon innocent terrorists by the Great Stan?

OldLineTexan

483 Lazarus  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:26:59pm

re: #440 Simon Jester

re: #432 Lazarus

I don't think it's really fair to call that an 'irrational belief.' I think that with a little perspective my religion (Judaism) is pretty screwy, too, the thing is that I haven't gone around lopping heads off for it--recently.

It most definitely is irrational to take offense at the mere written representation of an imaginary deity and his supposed prophet, who inspired 1300 years of primitivism, mysticism, and self-abnegation. There isn't a word that sufficiently captures the irrationality of that belief.

484 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:27:08pm

re: #464 Catttt

Ditto. You know youtube has some GREAT videos of him. 30s, early 40s. Wonderful stuff.

485 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:27:22pm
486 Catttt  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:28:17pm

re: #467 Occasional Reader

re: #464 Catttt

I am lodging a formal protest over your excessive use of the "quote" function!

Mea culpa. :)

Oops - I did it again.

487 coquimbojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:28:20pm

re: #462 ZionistYoungster

We would have missed the mating dance of the chacha laca bird ....

I got yer chaca laca bird right here....

488 Peacekeeper  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:28:21pm

Has anybody mentioned Balls of Fury yet?

[Link: www.ballsoffury.com...]

489 earth56  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:28:21pm

For your entertainment

here is the Huffingtonpost view on this

enjoy

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

490 The Jinxmedic  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:28:40pm

re: #477 Ward Cleaver

What do opposable thumbs have to do with worshipping the moon god, anyway? Maybe they were cut off for anti-islamic hitchhiking?

/sarc

491 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:30:13pm
492 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:30:28pm

Since when does the US military apologize for anything? Like when we bombed libya and hit the Fwench embassy on accident (sorry 'bout that) or during the kosovo campaign when we accidentally bombed the Chinese Embassy ('send us the bill!)? Whatever happened to, "Drink Water Drive On?" as my old Drill Sergeant used to say, or as my AF military training instructor used to say "Don't make me angry I'm really tired of F*cking with you people". ahahahaah!

493 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:30:37pm
494 earth56  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:30:42pm

has anyone seen the keys to my truck ?

495 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:31:36pm

re: #490 The Jinxmedic

re: #477 Ward Cleaver

What do opposable thumbs have to do with worshipping the moon god, anyway? Maybe they were cut off for anti-islamic hitchhiking?

/sarc

Speaking of moongods , tonight is Kandil (in Turkish. Dunno what it's called in Arabic) when there's a crescent moon. I picked up a 6 pack just to celebrate! :)

496 AirForceWife  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:32:43pm

#442 Outrider 8/27/2007 1:13:00 pm reply quote report

Dang! There are some great lines coming out today. This turning into the LGF Roadshow? Charles going to take it to Vegas? ;-)>

I hope so. I won't have far to drive to meet some lizards in real life.

497 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:33:44pm

re: #489 earth56

Is there no end to the number of things this administration can fuck up or the ways in which they can accomplish that? We can rest assured that somebody somewhere is always doin' a heckofajob thanks to Bush.


BDS is a bitch.

498 filetandrelease  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:34:15pm

re: #489 earth56

here is the Huffingtonpost view on this

LOL, of course, how could I have missed, it is GW's fault!

499 hiker  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:34:22pm

re: #43 Fjordman

When, I wonder, will this civil war take place? When will the Brits grow the stones necessary to take on this beast? I've seen nothing that would suggest they are in any way serious about saving themselves.

500 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:34:54pm

re: #495 baconeatingkaffir

re: #490 The Jinxmedic

re: #477 Ward Cleaver

What do opposable thumbs have to do with worshipping the moon god, anyway? Maybe they were cut off for anti-islamic hitchhiking?

/sarc

Speaking of moongods , tonight is Kandil (in Turkish. Dunno what it's called in Arabic) when there's a crescent moon. I picked up a 6 pack just to celebrate! :)

Jihad Malt liquore.

501 Lazarus  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:35:29pm

re: #495 baconeatingkaffir
No crescent moon tonight. The moon is full. In fact there will be an eclipse visible to the western half of the U.S.

502 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:35:38pm

re: #489 earth56

Clusterfuck is the only word that aptly describes this. Another notch on the wall of shame for America. Thank you Bush administration, thank you for destorying this country.

Heh.

503 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:36:15pm

re: #489 earth56

For your entertainment

here is the Huffingtonpost view on this

enjoy

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

Of course they say "Dropped by US troops" like they were bombs or something.

504 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:36:33pm

re: #501 Lazarus

Dunno, I'm in Turkey. I can't remember if Kandil is based on lunar calendar or Mohammedianistic jibber jabber. Still, it seems like a good excuse to knock back a 6er of Tuborg draft. :)

505 Sifty  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:36:38pm

re: #468 storagemanager

Great. The only thing more terrifying than the French on the enemy's side is the French on our side.

I guess we may be able to take our accordion hunting after all. What a relief!

506 Stallion  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:37:00pm

Oh for God's sake, muslims need to STFU!

507 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:37:01pm
508 samhein  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:37:02pm

re: #374 Souliren

The right thing for the first Muslim who noticed the problem would be to say to the nearest American. "I'd like to point out that these soccer balls have the name of Allah on them and some folks might get offended. You should probably not distribute them or change the design."

Instead, they held an Anti American riot.

And Welcome to the twisted world of islam.

509 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:37:19pm

re: #500 rab3

re: #495 baconeatingkaffir


re: #490 The Jinxmedic

re: #477 Ward Cleaver

What do opposable thumbs have to do with worshipping the moon god, anyway? Maybe they were cut off for anti-islamic hitchhiking?

/sarc


Speaking of moongods , tonight is Kandil (in Turkish. Dunno what it's called in Arabic) when there's a crescent moon. I picked up a 6 pack just to celebrate! :)

Jihad Malt liquore.


Yeahh, gimme a 40 o' old mohammed... Jihad 45?

510 Mardukhai  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:37:21pm

I did some surfing last night and came up with a semi-nude model wearing painted-on Saudi soccer uniform -- complete with painted-on flag. (The model is standing next to a similarly clad "Turkish" player -- with the crescent and moon painted on her chest.)

; - ))))

Perhaps Charles will like to post THAT one?

511 storagemanager  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:37:38pm
An Iraqi translator working for CBS News was found dead five days after he was abducted from his Baghdad home, the US network announced Monday.

Anwar Abbas Lafta, who had worked for CBS for about 10 months, was seized on the evening of Aug. 20 by eight to 10 armed men, some of whom were wearing body armor, the network said in a statement.

Why don't they get angry over things like this? [Link: www.jpost.com...]

512 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:37:38pm
513 OldLineTexan  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:37:52pm

re: #489 earth56

For your entertainment

here is the Huffingtonpost view on this

enjoy

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

Well, now I need a shower...but some of the comments were pretty funny. However, the funny comments were piled on by the (always angry) apologistas. Haha...AAA.

One whiny crybaby opined that Christians might understand the seething and riots if the Ten Commandments were printed on condoms and porno mags and then distributed.

Ya know what? I think it's a GREAT idea. I didn't kill anybody when they dumped a crucifix in urine and called it art (taxpayer-funded, of course). Why shouldn't I get a laugh outta some dude actually seeing a Commandment or two before he can "use" his latest copy of Beaver Hunt? How about the effects of an appropriate commandment on the condoms handed out at school? Priceless, if one could only get it past the ACLU.

OldLineTexan

514 hiker  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:38:37pm

re: #58 Ben Hur


You are right. 9/11 was welcomed by moslems with great glee. It was, indeed, their rallying cry. They loved it, and they lust for more of the same.

515 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:38:39pm

re: #501 Lazarus

Do you know why they use the crescent moon (with a star) as a symbol?

Anyone? Anyone?

Because that's what they saw when they looked up after they finally took Constantinople.

Everything is connected to jihad.

516 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:38:54pm

re: #501 Lazarus

Lunar Eclipse: When To Watch In U.S.

I'll have to wake up/stay up 'till 3am to check it out.

517 vagabond trader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:40:11pm

Does anyone remember Bizarro World from Superman Comics? These backazzward tribes need a one way trip there. As for our military, when did our guys go metrosexual? Looks like they're turning British on us. Maybe it IS time to bring 'em home.btw, thanks to Charles for opening registration as I was perusing yesterday.

518 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:40:24pm

...

519 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:40:41pm

re: #510 Mardukhai

I did some surfing last night and came up with a semi-nude model wearing painted-on Saudi soccer uniform -- complete with painted-on flag. (The model is standing next to a similarly clad "Turkish" player -- with the crescent and moon painted on her chest.)

; - ))))

Perhaps Charles will like to post THAT one?

So thats whats under the Burka. I bet her chest was real hairy.

520 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:40:54pm
521 Occasional Reader  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:41:06pm

re: #515 Ben Hur

Because that's what they saw when they looked up after they finally took Constantinople.

"That's nobody's business but the Turks'"

522 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:41:28pm

re: #516 Killgore Trout

re: #501 Lazarus

Lunar Eclipse: When To Watch In U.S.

I'll have to wake up/stay up 'till 3am to check it out.


Shhh....

We could've had a Colombus moment!

Convert or we take away the moon!

523 Sifty  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:41:36pm

re: #489 earth56

For your entertainment

here is the Huffingtonpost view on this

enjoy

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

Do we have a beautician available to wax that shit off of my mind now?

Even a dose of the Nuge and a shot of Maker's Mark can't erase those mind droppings.

524 galloping granny  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:41:56pm

re: #520 buzzsawmonkey

re: #513 OldLineTexan

If the Ten Commandments were printed on condoms, it might cut down on the incidence of adultery.

There are stories in the Talmud of how a rabbi was tempted to partake of a courtesan's delights, but before he could do so his tzitzit (the fringes which one wears to remind one of the Commandments) leapt up and slapped him, saving him from his baser desires.

I was thinking that myself. BTW, Mandy dropped me a line, said you were looking for some input/info about homeschool?

525 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:41:57pm

re: #515 Ben Hur

There's a big movement here for Turkey to make attonement and let Haghia Sophia become a Church again. Believe it (or not) they were uncovering the previously overpainted christian paintings when I was there back in June. I do hope that this movement grows. Turkey is an interesting country.. the further south and east you go, the more indoctrinated mohammedians you meet.

526 storagemanager  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:42:02pm

re: #515 Ben Hur

re: #501 Lazarus

Do you know why they use the crescent moon (with a star) as a symbol?

Anyone? Anyone?

Because that's what they saw when they looked up after they finally took Constantinople.

Everything is connected to jihad.


To honour the moon god Sin and Istar

527 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:42:39pm

re: #507 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet
What an ass.

re: #512 buzzsawmonkey

Ask Chen Zen, He'll tell you all about it.

528 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:42:59pm
529 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:43:09pm
530 Highrise  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:43:12pm

re: #489 earth56

For your entertainment

here is the Huffingtonpost view on this

enjoy

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

haha from seasalt..idiot:

The problem is, cretins like you and your ilk WANT to be as offensive, as crude, and ugly as possible to the Afgan and Iraqi people who have never done YOU or anyone you know a moments' worth of harm.

Because you're bullies.

and from toolooze (yes you are a little too loose there in the head pal):

It may not be offensive to you or I, but it is beyond insanity for our government not to demonstrate a kernel of cultural sensitivity (not to mention competence) to the region. Why go out of our way to make them dislike us?

and lorisnj..bwuahhahahhaha..lord have mercy the comparison is to die for:

Since the Koran is so sacred to these people (they even have specific guidelines to handle the Koran) the proper comparison is if you took the Ten Commandments or the Lord's Prayer and printed it on condoms, birth control pills, and porn magazines and then dropped them into school yards for kids to pick up.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAA I can't contain myself. Damn, guess I got to go to more housework.

531 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:43:31pm

re: #523 Sifty

re: #489 earth56

For your entertainment

here is the Huffingtonpost view on this

enjoy

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

Do we have a beautician available to wax that shit off of my mind now?

Even a dose of the Nuge and a shot of Maker's Mark can't erase those mind droppings.

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh Makers Mark. It's about that time.

532 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:43:57pm
533 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:44:18pm

re: #529 Ben Hur

I thought the Sphinx was only in Egypt.

(i guess about 3 of you will get that reference)

534 opinionated  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:44:19pm

re: #48 newsjunkie_ky

I don't remember them being so offended by every frickin' thing until AFTER 9/11. Am I wrong?

Before 9/11, we didn't give a rats ass about them being offended. We figured if they did anything, it would just be against Israel anyway.

Today, it's not that they are offended, it's that from taking our shoes off in airports, to self censorship, to employees making up the rules of their employment and who and what they will and won't serve, to offering Israel up for sacrifice, to so much else, the dirty little secret is that we are deathly afraid of them.

We are just puny civilized and compassionate humans. They are mindless murdering barbarians. It's not a fair fight.

535 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:44:28pm

re: #526 storagemanager

I dunno. When I was living in Germany, the flag for the city of Halle/Saale had a crescent moon and star.


[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

536 galloping granny  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:44:28pm

re: #528 buzzsawmonkey

re: #524 galloping granny

Yes, Mandy sent me your email. I have a few questions about it; may I write you?

Yes of course. Anytime.

537 Sifty  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:44:29pm

re: #512 buzzsawmonkey

He has succeeded in completely and absolutely destroying the peace of mind and sanity of millions of loony people that desperately deserved it. And I can get behind that.

538 AirForceWife  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:44:58pm

#497 Killgore Trout 8/27/2007 1:33:44 pm reply quote report

re: #489 earth56

Is there no end to the number of things this administration can fuck up or the ways in which they can accomplish that? We can rest assured that somebody somewhere is always doin' a heckofajob thanks to Bush.

Yea, distributing free soccer balls to kids so that they can have some fun. If that weren't bad enough, putting all those flags on them as a gesture of unity......well that is an example of all that is evil right there.

Here I was so sure that this at-least wasn't Pres. Bush's fault, but I was wrong.

539 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:44:58pm

re: #515 Ben Hur

I wouldn't be surprised if it went back before that to the pagan roots of Islam and the Holy Meteor of Mecca.

540 Highrise  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:45:07pm

re: #512 buzzsawmonkey

I keep hearing about how the Bush administration is, or has been, "destroying this country," but every time I ask someone who utters this declaration to explain just what they mean, I never get an answer.

I wish I could enlighten you on that..but I can't seem to get an anwer either. I'm able to live quite freely and raise MY family the way I want to. Sure I think some things can be done better, but right now, I'm pretty damn happy. How is that coming from someone who has been accused as a racist and a hater from trolls? /snicker

541 experiencedtraveller  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:45:30pm

re: #462 ZionistYoungster

You do good work youngster. Be careful about swimming in viral swamps...don't forget the brain bleach...

542 Pawn of the Oppressor  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:45:47pm

re: #92 Cicero05

re: #80 njdhockeyfan

Stealth move: U.S. secretly sends B-2s to Guam

Um, doesn't this mean that its not really a secret anymore?

Especially since you can go to the USAF website and find pictures of B-2s in the hangars at Guam. It's no secret that Guam is a bomber base. B-2s can be found either there or in the upper midwest.

543 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:46:08pm

re: #529 Ben Hur

Holy Shit.

Boing.

544 Judith  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:46:09pm

Indian Muslim Leaders Visit Israel, Praise Israel.

Ilyasi said his visit had reversed many of his own prejudices: "My initial impression was that the Israelis are certainly dominating Muslims out here. Once I came here, that impression completely changed. I saw the reality on the ground, the mutual respect Israeli Arabs and Israeli Jews have for each other. Constant conflict is not the reality here." In Jerusalem, he said, "I saw that Muslims, Christians and Jews lived side by side happily, not at each other's throats."

545 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:46:33pm
546 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:46:34pm

re: #529 Ben Hur

Holy Shit.

What.. the vatican plumber?

547 Racer X  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:46:42pm

re: #529 Ben Hur

They have beavers in SA?

548 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:46:57pm

re: #539 Killgore Trout


I wasn't kidding.

It commemorates the fall of Constantinople to Islam.

They looked up and that's what they saw.

549 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:47:17pm
550 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:48:30pm

re: #544 Judith

That's exactly what Irshad Manji writes in her book.

That's also how you know none of the leftists writing all sorts of BS on Kos etc, have never been there

551 Highrise  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:49:08pm

re: #538 AirForceWife

putting all those flags on them as a gesture of unity

I'm sure the ones complaining over there don't have that word in their vocabulary.

552 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:49:14pm

re: #547 Racer X

Apparently not.

But I doubt that chick is (alive) Saudi.

553 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:49:20pm

OT: Here's a miltary that won't apologize!

FLASH NEWS
Hot News »

» MILITARY SAYS SECULARISM UNDER ATTACK BY “CENTERS OF EVIL” --The staunchly secular Turkish military said Monday that secularism is under attack by “centers of evil” in a strong warning one day ahead of the expected election to the presidency of a candidate with a background in political Islam. Gen. Ya%u015Far Büyükan%u0131t, chief of the military, said in a note on the military Web site that “our nation has been watching the behavior of those separatists who cannot embrace unitary nature of Turkey and (behavior of) centers of evil who systematically try to corrode the secular nature of the Turkish Republic.” The statement came one day before the expected election to the presidency of Foreign Minister Abdullah Gül, whose bid for the post in a parliamentary voting process earlier this year was blocked by the secular establishment because of concerns about his Islamic past. The military statement was issued to mark the 85th anniversary on Aug. 30 of the Great Victory against the Greek occupation army. “The military will, just as it has so far, keep its determination to guard social, democratic and secular Turkey,” Büyükan%u0131t said.

[Link: www.turkishdailynews.com.tr...]

554 Sifty  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:49:27pm

re: #529 Ben Hur

Holy Shit.

Now there is a unity movement that I'd like to throw my support behind.

/ahem

555 storagemanager  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:49:35pm

Star and Crescent of Harran coin...Also Babylon....far older than Muslim turks. [Link: www.bible.ca...]

556 Lazarus  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:49:48pm

re: #516 Killgore Trout
It'll be a beaut.

557 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:49:52pm

re: #544 Judith

Indian Muslim Leaders Visit Israel, Praise Israel.

Ilyasi said his visit had reversed many of his own prejudices: "My initial impression was that the Israelis are certainly dominating Muslims out here. Once I came here, that impression completely changed. I saw the reality on the ground, the mutual respect Israeli Arabs and Israeli Jews have for each other. Constant conflict is not the reality here." In Jerusalem, he said, "I saw that Muslims, Christians and Jews lived side by side happily, not at each other's throats."

SSHHHHH don't tell anyone then we will have to stop the Jihad.

558 Outrider  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:50:53pm

re: #512 buzzsawmonkey

Can anyone enlighten me as to what, exactly, Bush and his administration have "destroyed?"

Any semblance of sanity from the left? Dunno.

559 storagemanager  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:51:01pm
"His symbol was the crescent moon. Given the amount of artifacts concerning the worship of this moon-god, it is clear that this was the dominant religion in Sumeria. The cult of the moon-god was the most popular religion throughout ancient Mesopotamia. The Assyrians, Babylonians, and Arkkadians took the word Suen and transformed it into the word Sîn as their favourite name for this deity

[Link: www.bible.ca...]

560 AirForceWife  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:51:04pm

#513 OldLineTexan 8/27/2007 1:37:52 pm reply quote report

One whiny crybaby opined that Christians might understand the seething and riots if the Ten Commandments were printed on condoms and porno mags and then distributed.

Only a leftwing nutcase would think that putting pictures of flags from many nations on soccer balls is equivalent to putting the Ten Commandments on condoms and porn.

561 hiker  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:51:41pm

re: #80 njdhockeyfan

We are not going to attack Iran. In the next two months or in the next two years. It just "ain't gonna happen." Iran is playing the toothless UN and its impotent atomic "watchdog" like a virtuoso, and the US and the West are sitting silent in the orchestra.

562 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:52:19pm

re: #548 Ben Hur

It might be the modern explanation but check out storagemanager's #555. I think I've heard that before.

563 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:52:26pm
564 The Shadow Do  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:52:54pm

Has anyone seen Aisha around here lately? I would think she'd have some insight into the proper handling of said balls.

565 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:53:22pm
566 Sifty  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:53:31pm

re: #549 buzzsawmonkey

Johnny Walker Jihad got locked up.

Padilla got held without charge for a while.

The NSA wants to listen to terrorists on the phone and read their emails.

Searches in the subways.

Common sense profiling. (well, common sense to us)

All those innocent ice-cream salesmen we have locked up in Gitmo.

The fantasy of library history monitoring.

This type of thing is what they are harping about.

567 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:53:55pm

re: #560 AirForceWife

#513 OldLineTexan 8/27/2007 1:37:52 pm reply quote report

One whiny crybaby opined that Christians might understand the seething and riots if the Ten Commandments were printed on condoms and porno mags and then distributed.

Only a leftwing nutcase would think that putting pictures of flags from many nations on soccer balls is equivalent to putting the Ten Commandments on condoms and porn.

Ten Commandments on my Condom, it burns, it burns. No seriously I am a Christian, and I could care less where you print it. God is big boy and can take care of Himself.

568 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:54:16pm
569 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:54:47pm

re: #559 storagemanager

Here's a reference.

Won't let me copy and paste.

[Link: 64.233.169.104...]

570 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:55:06pm
571 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:56:02pm

In 1299, conquering what is now Turkey, Sultan Osman had a vision of a crescent moon stretching over the world; it thus became a symbol of the Ottoman dynasty, and when Constantinople fell to Muhammad II in 1453, the crescent came to represent both Islam and the Turkish empire. The star was added by Sultan Selim III in 1793 (its five points being established in 1844)."

This information found in "Signs & Symbols, page 42, by Clare Gibson and is available from Barnes & Noble Books. The ISBN number is 0-7607-0217-9
Giuseppe Bottasini, 28 September 1998

Byzantium was saved from Macedonian troops (under Philip) trying to tunnel in at night during a siege because the crescent moon was shining. They thus erected a statue of Diana, goddess of the moon, whose statues frequently showed her with a crescent moon. This simply remained during the Christian era (as Constantinople) and Muslim (as Istanbul), and spread to the rest of the Ottoman/Muslim world. The legend that Suleiman saw the horns of the crescent moon encompassing the whole world is likewise post facto (or else the crescent would be open to the bottom).
Nathan Lamm, 21 December 2002

572 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:56:43pm

re: #570 buzzsawmonkey

re: #567 rab3

Some people will be upset if the Ten Commandments are printed on a condom and only five are visible when it is put on.

Speak for yourself shorty.

/sarc

573 Sifty  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:56:50pm

re: #568 buzzsawmonkey

Indeed it is.

I think most of it boils down to paranoia that someone with a badge will find their stash.

574 Outrider  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:58:17pm

re: #563 buzzsawmonkey

re: #558 Outrider
As I say, I don't expect anyone here to believe the "Bush is/has been destroying the country" line. I'd just like to know, briefly, if anyone has ever heard someone who does believe it provide a concrete example of it.


I have found that I rarely get concrete answers when I push a liberal for expansion of the mantras that are chanted. I frequently get more answers in the abstract. They usually repeat the little "sound bites", but can rarely go any further in depth. Their critical analysis skills are sadly lacking.

575 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:58:25pm

re: #569 Ben Hur

I think SM has you beat by a few thousand years. See the coin in #555.

576 FreeIowa  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:58:36pm

Isn’t the fact that the apology was made by a woman offensive to these knuckleheads? That no doubt will be the next BBC report.

577 AirForceWife  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:58:50pm

#567 rab3 8/27/2007 1:53:55 pm reply quote report


Ten Commandments on my Condom, it burns, it burns. No seriously I am a Christian, and I could care less where you print it. God is big boy and can take care of Himself.

I didn't say it as a statement of being offended, but rather that the analogy is ridiculous. More of an observation of the absence of reasoning skills of those on the left.

578 storagemanager  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:59:20pm

re: #569 Ben Hur

re: #559 storagemanager

Here's a reference.

Won't let me copy and paste.

[Link: 64.233.169.104...]

I know that's what they clam.....But Allah was a moon god before the Muslim turks....His sign was the crescent moon. I have about half dozen links showing Archaeological photo's.

579 Sifty  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 1:59:53pm

I'd kinda get a kick out of having Commandment 1 on a condom, but I'd fear a well-justified smiting.

581 sheik yer'mami  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:00:57pm

How many Muhammedans can you bury in 31 acres?

Not suggesting anything, but Muhammedan's in England insist on having that much land. To do what exactly?


[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

582 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:01:22pm

re: #575 Killgore Trout

I understand that.

Though it may not be the reason that the Ottmans (Muslims) chose the symbol.

The US has an eagle as a symbol, it doesn't mean we were part of some Indian eagle society.

Or that we worship the Romans.

583 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:02:04pm

Moon Shmoon!

584 Racer X  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:02:09pm

re: #570 buzzsawmonkey

LMAO!

585 storagemanager  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:02:28pm

An echo.

586 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:02:35pm

re: #577 AirForceWife

#567 rab3 8/27/2007 1:53:55 pm reply quote report


Ten Commandments on my Condom, it burns, it burns. No seriously I am a Christian, and I could care less where you print it. God is big boy and can take care of Himself.

I didn't say it as a statement of being offended, but rather that the analogy is ridiculous. More of an observation of the absence of reasoning skills of those on the left.

Your right. They make up fake evil things to be offend at, because they don't know what real evil is. To find out would mean a huge change in life style for them. They don't reason an issue out, they "feel" there way through it.

587 The Shadow Do  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:02:55pm

re: #572 rab3

re: #570 buzzsawmonkey

re: #567 rab3

Some people will be upset if the Ten Commandments are printed on a condom and only five are visible when it is put on.

Speak for yourself shorty.

/sarc

Old truckers joke:
When asked why he was so proud of having "shorty" tattood on his, er, masculinity. Shorty replied that the full inscription (seen when a little excited and all) read "Shorty's Truckstop, Chattanooga, Tennessee"

588 A Kiwi Infidel  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:03:00pm

I know this is OT but the problems gettin closer to your home.........again.

CAIR said it had asked earlier this month that CBS remove Keller's nightly talk show. CAIR-Tampa Executive Director Ahmed Bedier had told CBS chief Tom Kane as well as WTOG that he objected to the programming.

"In the hate-filled program, 'Live Prayer with Bill Keller,' Islam and Muslims are referred to in the most vicious and bigoted of terms. For example on May 2, 2007, host Bill Keller said: 'Islam is a 1,400-year-old lie from the pits of hell. It's leading a billion peoples [sic] to hell ... those who follow this false religion will die and be lost for all eternity.' On the same program, he also said, 'The false religion of Islam is about hate, lies and death,'" the letter said.

"It is our belief that anti-Islamic rhetoric like that used in 'Live Prayer with Bill Keller' is exactly the type of language that is likely to incite hate crimes against the American Muslim community," the letter said.

Read all of it here, from World Net Daily.

[Link: www.worldnetdaily.com...]

589 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:03:20pm
590 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:03:29pm

Oh joy.

We'll have the Wooden Indian to kick around the rest of our lives.

Coming Soon: $100 Million Annual Campaign to Keep Algore Relevant

591 storagemanager  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:03:33pm

re: #582 Ben Hur

re: #575 Killgore Trout

I understand that.

Though it may not be the reason that the Ottmans (Muslims) chose the symbol.

The US has an eagle as a symbol, it doesn't mean we were part of some Indian eagle society.

Or that we worship the Romans.


But Allah is the same as Sin...same symbol...

592 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:04:00pm

re: #586 rab3

Mohammedians are quite superstitious. For example. it's bad luck to cut your fingernails after the sun goes down, whistling in the dark brings about evil spirits, and you know the nazar symbol (the "evil eye" protector) which they seem to put on their cars, children, over doors to houses etc. Sheesh.. Where's ghostbusters when you need them?!

593 storagemanager  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:05:14pm
Because archaeology provides irrefutable evidence that Allah, far from being the biblical God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, was actually the pre-Islamic pagan moon-god. Indeed, it is an established archaeological fact that worship of the moon-god was the main religion of the ancient Middle East.


But what about the Arabian Peninsula, where Mohammed (570-632) launched Islam? During the last two centuries, prominent archaeologists have unearthed thousands of inscriptions which prove beyond any doubt that the dominant religion of Arabia during Mohammed's day was the cult of the moon-god.


In fact, for generations before Mohammed was born, the Arabs worshipped some 360 pagan gods housed at a stone temple in Mecca called the Kabah. According to archaeologists, the chief deity of Mecca was the moon-god called al-ilah (meaning the god or the idol), which was shortened to Allah in pre-Islamic times. Pagan Arabs even used Allah in the names they gave themselves: Mohammed's father (Abdallah), for example, had Allah as part of his name

[Link: www.americanthinker.com...]

594 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:05:21pm
595 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:05:37pm

re: #591 storagemanager

OK, now you're gettin all Nasa on me.

596 sheik yer'mami  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:06:53pm

The Mothers of Dhimmitude: German “Nappy Headed Hoe’s” Perform in Teheran

Music is ‘haram’ in Islam. All the more surprising that Iran would have a German orchestra perform in the Islamic republic, but not without insisting that the female musicians are properly hijabbed:

“The women are not used to playing in hijab. I am very glad that the women tried it and it was fine. What is most important is the music.”

* Selling everything for a song, eh?
The German orchestra brushed off the constraint of giving the concerts with their female players wearing Islamic headscarves, saying they had worn the garments during rehearsals in Germany in preparation.

[Link: sheikyermami.com...]

597 storagemanager  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:07:22pm

re: #595 Ben Hur

re: #591 storagemanager

OK, now you're gettin all Nasa on me.

Sorry Ben...never meant offence...I just have a big mouth.

598 SpiritOf1683  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:09:21pm

re: #6 buzzsawmonkey

Had the soccer balls been imprinted to look like infidel heads, the Army might have received a congratulatory fatwa.


Or more to the point, if they WERE severed infidel heads.

599 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:10:08pm

re: #597 storagemanager


And a big brain apparently.

600 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:11:01pm

re: #582 Ben Hur

Not only did Islam replace Moon worship in Mecca (see #593) the entire Muslim calendar is based on moon sightings. The begging and end of Ramadahn, Eid, The Haj (and probably many others) are all lunar based holidays dependent on the position of the moon.

601 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:11:31pm

Okay, I dont have time to read all 600 posts so I am going to jump right in with

I dont know but I've been told
Marine Corps men have balls of....

602 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:12:26pm
603 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:12:37pm

re: #598 SpiritOf1683

re: #6 buzzsawmonkey


Had the soccer balls been imprinted to look like infidel heads, the Army might have received a congratulatory fatwa.

Or more to the point, if they WERE severed infidel heads.

Silly, that game is played on ponies with sticks.

604 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:13:08pm

re: #596 sheik yer'mami

You have a great blog but I find the color format confusing and distracting. Keep up the good work with the links though. Good stuff.

605 storagemanager  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:13:59pm
Palestinians hurled two Molotov cocktails at the Maale Adumim-Jerusalem highway near a central gas station. The cocktails exploded but no injuries or damage were reported.

Police are currently searching for the perpetrators.

[Link: www.ynetnews.com...]

606 hiker  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:14:43pm

re: #482 OldLineTexan

The simple answer to the so-called problem of offending moslems held at Gitmo is...don't take them prisoner. Deal pre-emptively with the problem by employing rules 5.56 or 7.62.

607 newsjunkie_ky  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:15:00pm

re: #590 JammieWearingFool

Oh joy.

We'll have the Wooden Indian to kick around the rest of our lives.

Coming Soon: $100 Million Annual Campaign to Keep Algore Relevant


I question the timing. Rush is off this week.

608 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:15:58pm

Hussein-linked 'terrorist' caught

CNN is very subtle with the use of 'terrorist'.

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Iraqi forces detained the suspected leader of a terrorist cell network believed to be funded by Saddam Hussein's eldest daughter, who is wanted by Iraqi authorities on terrorism charges, the U.S. military announced Monday.

The raid happened Sunday in Hussein's hometown of Tikrit. It was carried out by Iraqi forces, advised by U.S. Special Forces, the military said.

The network, believed to be funded by Raghad Hussein, has been "linked to a series of attacks on coalition forces" using rocket-propelled grenades and roadside bombs, the military said.

"These attacks have claimed the lives of numerous Soldiers and Airmen," a military statement said.

Other leaders of the network have been detained in previous raids, the military said.

Earlier this month, the international police organization Interpol issued an alert to authorities across the world that Raghad Hussein is wanted by Iraqi authorities.

The Iraqi government has issued an arrest warrant for the 38-year-old daughter of the late Iraqi leader on charges of inciting terrorism and crimes against life and health.

Interpol -- based in Lyon, France -- issued a Red Notice in the case. That is a request to police anywhere to help track her down and extradite her to Iraq.

She has been living in Jordan under the protection of the royal family.

609 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:17:07pm

On the topic of lunar Islam....
Moon Sighting and the Islamic Calendar

Surah Baqarah2, Ayah 189: "They ask you about the crescent moons, say: they are signs to mark fixed periods of time for the people and for pilgrimage.

They take their moon stuff very seriously.

610 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:17:11pm

re: #604 Killgore Trout

Hey, thanks for the retroactive HT earlier. Had you sent that yourself today? I figured you beat me to it.

611 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:17:36pm

re: #594 taxfreekiller

Of Note:

If there is a long pattern of stupid could be there is some
stupid inside where the stupid comes from.

add this in,

"Its not our job to stop illegals" Border Patrol sector chief says

[Link: www.wnd.com...]

then what is their job?

612 SpiritOf1683  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:18:07pm

re: #534 opinionated

re: #48 newsjunkie_ky


I don't remember them being so offended by every frickin' thing until AFTER 9/11. Am I wrong?

Before 9/11, we didn't give a rats ass about them being offended. We figured if they did anything, it would just be against Israel anyway.

Today, it's not that they are offended, it's that from taking our shoes off in airports, to self censorship, to employees making up the rules of their employment and who and what they will and won't serve, to offering Israel up for sacrifice, to so much else, the dirty little secret is that we are deathly afraid of them.

We are just puny civilized and compassionate humans. They are mindless murdering barbarians. It's not a fair fight.


You're absolutely right. Whilst we cannot bring ourselves to kill them, they would jump at the chance to kill us.

613 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:18:13pm

re: #582 Ben Hur

re: #575 Killgore Trout

I understand that.

Though it may not be the reason that the Ottmans (Muslims) chose the symbol.

The US has an eagle as a symbol, it doesn't mean we were part of some Indian eagle society.

Or that we worship the Romans.

I've read that when the first U.S. ships traveled into the Mediterranean & encountered the Ottomans, the Turks thought we must be fellow muslims since our flag had all those stars on it.

614 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:18:56pm

re: #600 Killgore Trout

The Joo, too.

615 bulwrk  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:19:01pm
616 mrcombi  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:20:06pm

rather than apologize, how about informing the Imams to lighten up and allow the children to have some fun. Imagine how those poor children would have been made to feel thanks to the power hungry Imams who have nothing better to do than oppress 'their' people at every turn...

617 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:20:13pm
618 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:20:52pm

re: #610 JammieWearingFool

No problem, Charles may have picked it up from our discussion on it earlier. It must be a bitch for him to remember where things came from.

619 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:22:22pm

re: #616 mrcombi

rather than apologize, how about informing the Imams to lighten up and allow the children to have some fun. Imagine how those poor children would have been made to feel thanks to the power hungry Imams who have nothing better to do than oppress 'their' people at every turn...

There is no joy in Islam. EVER

620 Render  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:22:34pm

re: #375 Render

Gee R...maybe you should have watched the end of the vid?

GOT
IT,
R

621 Ayatollah Ghilmeini  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:22:37pm

for some very odd reason, Islamists get all a dither when they deem something "offensive" but is seems that some Islamists have been publishing their own editions of the immutable Noble Koran!

I thought the original was bad enough, I can't imagine it all gassed up by Islamists.

622 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:23:03pm

re: #617 buzzsawmonkey

Pretty much every culture (at least the ones who farmed or navigated) around the world used the lunar calender at one point.

623 storagemanager  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:23:07pm
Chamran-Qaddafi-Sadr
Head of Tehran Islamic City Council said here Monday Libyan Leader Moammar Qaddafi is beyond doubt responsible for lives and security of Imam Mussa Sadr and his accompanying delegation

Jihad on Qaddafi ?........

He added, "Therefore, they decided to kidnap Imam Moussa Sadr to deprive both Lebanon, and the Arab world of him, and to leave Imam Khomeini alone."
Pointing out that that international plot is annulled by grace of God, he said, "Their plots are thanks God reversed today, since they have failed in blocking the path for the spread of the vivacious ideology behind the Islamic Revolution of Iran."
Chamran posed the question, "What should we do now?", Adding, "I believe we are responsible for pursuing the matter."
He added, "The Islamic World clerics, too, are responsible, since a government has abducted a Shi'a source of jurisprudence, the universities and academic staff, the Islamic and Arabic governments, and particularly the Islamic Republic of Iran and Lebanon, are responsible more than the others, and this responsibility would never be annihilated, or even diminished."


[Link: www2.irna.com...]

624 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:25:52pm

Was Neil Armstrong the First Muslim on the Moon?

But, as Slate's Explainer reminded us recently, there is a longstanding urban legend in the Islamic community to the effect that astronaut Armstrong heard the words "Allahu akbar" ("God is great") when he first set foot on the moon and immediately converted to Islam on his return to earth. Never happened, says Armstrong.

"One small step for Allah..."

625 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:26:20pm

re: #621 Ayatollah Ghilmeini

for some very odd reason, Islamists get all a dither when they deem something "offensive" but is seems that some Islamists have been publishing their own editions of the immutable Noble Koran!

I thought the original was bad enough, I can't imagine it all gassed up by Islamists.

I'm wondering how it can get much more violent?

626 deseeded  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:26:28pm

One of these days it would be nice if after one of these pathetic stories, it read:

"Just kidding, the community was grateful for all the humanitarian aid the United States has sent and for the selflessness that United States citizens show independently of their government in their support of those less fortunate and who expect nothing in return."

627 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:26:40pm

re: #386 rab3

re: #377 MandyManners


Dagnabit. Gotta' go shopping and then pick up The Kid.

Only one. Remember you need at least 2.3 per female to keep ahead of the replacement rate. We don't want be France.

I'm divorced and won't get remarried. I'm done.

/drive-by

628 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:28:52pm

re: #627 MandyManners

re: #386 rab3


re: #377 MandyManners

Dagnabit. Gotta' go shopping and then pick up The Kid.

Only one. Remember you need at least 2.3 per female to keep ahead of the replacement rate. We don't want be France.

I'm divorced and won't get remarried. I'm done.
/drive-by

you need to be married to have a kid? be brave:)

629 storagemanager  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:29:05pm
Report: Idaho Sen. Craig
Arrested in Airport RestroomRoll Call reports senator was arrested in June by plainclothes cop investigating lewd conduct complaints


[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

630 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:29:14pm

Bored now. Is it time for a new thread.

631 filetandrelease  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:30:23pm

re: #570 buzzsawmonkey

Some people will be upset if the Ten Commandments are printed on a condom and only five are visible when it is put on.

LOL

632 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:31:07pm
633 coz  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:31:25pm

re: #627 MandyManners

Coz is coverin' for ya Mandy.

634 LeftJustAintRight  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:31:34pm

O.T.
Back to Vick
I was hoping the judge would convert his sentence to dog years !
7x1.5=10.5
Even PETA would like that
PETA=People Eating Tasty Animals

635 storagemanager  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:31:53pm

re: #632 taxfreekiller

Has any one read or have a live link to the story that will not load off
[Link: drudgereport.com...]

"Senator Larry Craig" pleads guilty to incident at airport restroom"?


It won't link on Fox or Drudge.

636 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:32:08pm

re: #618 Killgore Trout

re: #610 JammieWearingFool

No problem, Charles may have picked it up from our discussion on it earlier. It must be a bitch for him to remember where things came from.

For all the email I send, I wasn't even sure I'd sent it.

637 Lauraf  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:32:13pm

re: #65 reine.de.tout

OT, but good news about "Alms for Jihad", from Hot Air:[Link: hotair.com...]


According to an email that we received today, Alms for Jihad authors Robert O. Collins and J. M. Burr have gotten the publishing rights to the book back from Cambridge University Press. They’re in negotiations with US publishers to have it published here in the US.
Khalid bin Mafouz loses again.


I hope this is true. I will buy it as soon as it comes out!

638 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:32:58pm

re: #624 Killgore Trout

Was Neil Armstrong the First Muslim on the Moon?


But, as Slate's Explainer reminded us recently, there is a longstanding urban legend in the Islamic community to the effect that astronaut Armstrong heard the words "Allahu akbar" ("God is great") when he first set foot on the moon and immediately converted to Islam on his return to earth. Never happened, says Armstrong.

"One small step for Allah..."

It was the only way they could think of to keep the moon sacred.

639 storagemanager  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:33:59pm

re: #638 Eowyn2

re: #624 Killgore Trout


Was Neil Armstrong the First Muslim on the Moon?

But, as Slate's Explainer reminded us recently, there is a longstanding urban legend in the Islamic community to the effect that astronaut Armstrong heard the words "Allahu akbar" ("God is great") when he first set foot on the moon and immediately converted to Islam on his return to earth. Never happened, says Armstrong.

"One small step for Allah..."

It was the only way they could think of to keep the moon sacred.


But...did he get any green cheese?

640 storagemanager  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:35:05pm

Time to get BBQ ready for steak...Stay safe.

641 bluegrass boy  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:35:06pm

re: #606 hiker

re: #482 OldLineTexan

The simple answer to the so-called problem of offending moslems held at Gitmo is...don't take them prisoner. Deal pre-emptively with the problem by employing rules 5.56 or 7.62.

or rule 12-EE......of course, this involves a repetitious employment sometimes.....

642 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:35:15pm
643 markie  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:36:05pm

I'm still waiting for someone to direct some seethe at the Kingdom of Saud. Its their freaking flag.

644 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:36:20pm
645 Joe Mama  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:37:33pm

No balls.

646 bluegrass boy  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:38:02pm

re: #638 Eowyn2

re: #624 Killgore Trout

Was Neil Armstrong the First Muslim on the Moon?


But, as Slate's Explainer reminded us recently, there is a longstanding urban legend in the Islamic community to the effect that astronaut Armstrong heard the words "Allahu akbar" ("God is great") when he first set foot on the moon and immediately converted to Islam on his return to earth. Never happened, says Armstrong.


"One small step for Allah..."

It was the only way they could think of to keep the moon sacred.

everyone knows that stuff was fake...

647 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:39:21pm

re: #624 Killgore Trout

Was Neil Armstrong the First Muslim on the Moon?


But, as Slate's Explainer reminded us recently, there is a longstanding urban legend in the Islamic community to the effect that astronaut Armstrong heard the words "Allahu akbar" ("God is great") when he first set foot on the moon and immediately converted to Islam on his return to earth. Never happened, says Armstrong.

"One small step for Allah..."

I have students who seriously believe that Neil Armstrong heard the call to prayer in outerspace. It makes me laugh because I didn't know anyone could hear anything in a vacuum.

648 Outrider  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:40:26pm

re: #642 rab3

Hillary HooHaa


How come Ron Paul was excluded from any of the choices on the survey polls? ;-)>

649 Dustyvet  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:40:31pm

re: #641 bluegrass boy

re: #606 hiker


re: #482 OldLineTexan

The simple answer to the so-called problem of offending moslems held at Gitmo is...don't take them prisoner. Deal pre-emptively with the problem by employing rules 5.56 or 7.62.


or rule 12-EE......of course, this involves a repetitious employment sometimes.....

Harry Morant: We shot them under Rule 303.

650 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:41:30pm

re: #647 baconeatingkaffir

re: #624 Killgore Trout

Was Neil Armstrong the First Muslim on the Moon?


But, as Slate's Explainer reminded us recently, there is a longstanding urban legend in the Islamic community to the effect that astronaut Armstrong heard the words "Allahu akbar" ("God is great") when he first set foot on the moon and immediately converted to Islam on his return to earth. Never happened, says Armstrong.


"One small step for Allah..."

I have students who seriously believe that Neil Armstrong heard the call to prayer in outerspace. It makes me laugh because I didn't know anyone could hear anything in a vacuum.

Pre-school teacher?

651 Seattle Rep  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:42:35pm

re: #540 Highrise

I actually heard examples of how Bush is destroying this country; they cited mercury in our kids' tuna fish sandwiches as his fault.
Oh and my favorite, he's destroying this country by opposing stem cell research.
He's destroying this country by wanting to drill for OOOOIIIILLLL, in Alaska!

But then again, I live in Seattle, so I hear heaps of stuff all the time =)

652 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:45:33pm

re: #628 Eowyn2

re: #627 MandyManners


re: #386 rab3

re: #377 MandyManners

Dagnabit. Gotta' go shopping and then pick up The Kid.

Only one. Remember you need at least 2.3 per female to keep ahead of the replacement rate. We don't want be France.

I'm divorced and won't get remarried. I'm done.
/drive-by

you need to be married to have a kid? be brave:)

One's enough!

653 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:46:22pm

re: #633 coz

re: #627 MandyManners

Coz is coverin' for ya Mandy.

I appreciate you and the missus!

654 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:46:24pm

re: #650 rab3

Naah, I teach English here in Turkey. Sometimes, it's like preschool though.

655 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:47:49pm

re: #651 Seattle Rep

re: #540 Highrise

I actually heard examples of how Bush is destroying this country; they cited mercury in our kids' tuna fish sandwiches as his fault.
Oh and my favorite, he's destroying this country by opposing stem cell research.
He's destroying this country by wanting to drill for OOOOIIIILLLL, in Alaska!

But then again, I live in Seattle, so I hear heaps of stuff all the time =)

I feel ripped off not getting that dolphin in my cans of tuna anymore! My favorite used to be "I vote for Clinton because he helps the poor people." When I asked how.. nobody could give me any answers. Reckon this could be the same crowd?

656 Psaturn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:48:24pm

re: #654 baconeatingkaffir

re: #650 rab3

Naah, I teach English here in Turkey. Sometimes, it's like preschool though.


Maybe that explains their behaviour?

657 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:48:32pm
658 reine.de.tout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:48:44pm

re: #227 mrsoc

hyper-sensitive Dark Ages morons

Rotating title nominee.

Has anyone nominated "Blasphemous Balls"
or "Balls of Blasphemy"? I rather would enjoy seeing these rotating through.

659 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:48:50pm

re: #639 storagemanager

re: #638 Eowyn2


re: #624 Killgore Trout

Was Neil Armstrong the First Muslim on the Moon?

But, as Slate's Explainer reminded us recently, there is a longstanding urban legend in the Islamic community to the effect that astronaut Armstrong heard the words "Allahu akbar" ("God is great") when he first set foot on the moon and immediately converted to Islam on his return to earth. Never happened, says Armstrong.

"One small step for Allah..."

It was the only way they could think of to keep the moon sacred.

But...did he get any green cheese?

No, it was cream cheese and bagels.

660 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:49:34pm

re: #652 MandyManners

re: #628 Eowyn2


re: #627 MandyManners

re: #386 rab3

re: #377 MandyManners

Dagnabit. Gotta' go shopping and then pick up The Kid.

Only one. Remember you need at least 2.3 per female to keep ahead of the replacement rate. We don't want be France.

I'm divorced and won't get remarried. I'm done.
/drive-by

you need to be married to have a kid? be brave:)

One's enough!


Coward - the older one will watch out for the youngers:)

661 doubledip  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:50:40pm

Are those claiming "Islam is peace" equally offended when Allah and Muhammad's names are placed above a sword?

662 coquimbojoe  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:51:13pm

re: #488 Peacekeeper

Has anybody mentioned Balls of Fury yet?

[Link: www.ballsoffury.com...]

No one has also used 'lagniappe' yet either....

663 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:51:37pm

re: #652 MandyManners

re: #628 Eowyn2

re: #627 MandyManners


re: #386 rab3


re: #377 MandyManners

Dagnabit. Gotta' go shopping and then pick up The Kid.


Only one. Remember you need at least 2.3 per female to keep ahead of the replacement rate. We don't want be France.


I'm divorced and won't get remarried. I'm done.
/drive-by


you need to be married to have a kid? be brave:)

One's enough!

God bless the single mom's. Mine was one. My wife will never be, not until death do us part.

664 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:53:52pm

re: #651 Seattle Rep

re: #540 Highrise

I actually heard examples of how Bush is destroying this country; they cited mercury in our kids' tuna fish sandwiches as his fault.
Oh and my favorite, he's destroying this country by opposing stem cell research.
He's destroying this country by wanting to drill for OOOOIIIILLLL, in Alaska!

But then again, I live in Seattle, so I hear heaps of stuff all the time =)

After the kosling rant, I took an half hour trying to come up with a good diary for Kos. I just couldnt wrap my brain around in the circles. Clockwise, counter clockwise, hanging by my toes. I just couldnt get to the evil Bushitlerburton Israeli conspiracy.

665 rightwinger3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:54:07pm

re: #660 Eowyn2

re: #652 MandyManners

re: #628 Eowyn2


re: #627 MandyManners


re: #386 rab3

re: #377 MandyManners

Dagnabit. Gotta' go shopping and then pick up The Kid.


Only one. Remember you need at least 2.3 per female to keep ahead of the replacement rate. We don't want be France.


I'm divorced and won't get remarried. I'm done.
/drive-by


you need to be married to have a kid? be brave:)


One's enough!


Coward - the older one will watch out for the youngers:)


Surely, you jest.

666 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:54:48pm
667 Psaturn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:54:51pm

re: #600 Killgore Trout

re: #582 Ben Hur

Not only did Islam replace Moon worship in Mecca (see #593) theentire Muslim calendar is based on moon sightings. The begging and endof Ramadahn, Eid, The Haj (and probably many others) are all lunarbased holidays dependent on the position of the moon.


Judaism begins the New Year, Rosh Hashanah, with the first sighting of the moon around September October. It is the term "no one knows the hour or the day" comes from.

But I believe it is the only holiday that depends on the moon?

668 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:55:19pm

re: #665 rightwinger3

re: #660 Eowyn2

re: #652 MandyManners

re: #628 Eowyn2


re: #627 MandyManners


re: #386 rab3


re: #377 MandyManners

Dagnabit. Gotta' go shopping and then pick up The Kid.


Only one. Remember you need at least 2.3 per female to keep ahead of the replacement rate. We don't want be France.


I'm divorced and won't get remarried. I'm done.
/drive-by


you need to be married to have a kid? be brave:)


One's enough!


Coward - the older one will watch out for the youngers:)


Surely, you jest.

Not funny.

669 imploder  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:56:04pm

Unholy footballs from hell

670 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:57:34pm
671 Psaturn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:58:26pm

re: #667 Psaturn

Wow! I missed 666 by one point !

672 Silhouette  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:58:35pm

re: #651 Seattle Rep


I actually heard examples of how Bush is destroying this country; they cited mercury in our kids' tuna fish sandwiches as his fault.

Well, they have a point. Under Bush, the MCL is 0.002 mg/L, whereas under Clinton it was 0.002 mg/L.

/

673 humanity  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 2:59:36pm
674 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:01:25pm

re: #663 rab3

re: #652 MandyManners


re: #628 Eowyn2

re: #627 MandyManners

re: #386 rab3

re: #377 MandyManners

Dagnabit. Gotta' go shopping and then pick up The Kid.

Only one. Remember you need at least 2.3 per female to keep ahead of the replacement rate. We don't want be France.

I'm divorced and won't get remarried. I'm done.
/drive-by

you need to be married to have a kid? be brave:)

One's enough!

God bless the single mom's. Mine was one. My wife will never be, not until death do us part.

No such thing as a single mom.
When people asked me what it was like, I used to say
"I'm not a single mom, I'm a group"

675 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:01:30pm
676 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:01:31pm

Only 32% of Muslims Don't like it here. Really?

677 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:02:38pm

I don't get this shit. He's in the second grade and has a list of 15 words to alphabetize, with about 6 starting with "r." And, he has a science test tomorrow on amphibians/mammals/reptiles/insects and their differences. I'd never heard of exoskeleton/endoskeleton when I was seven, let alone been required to know what it is and write it down.

678 Simon Jester  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:02:45pm

re: #654 baconeatingkaffir

Hey, what city are you in!?

679 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:02:47pm

re: #674 Eowyn2

re: #663 rab3

re: #652 MandyManners


re: #628 Eowyn2


re: #627 MandyManners

re: #386 rab3

re: #377 MandyManners

Dagnabit. Gotta' go shopping and then pick up The Kid.


Only one. Remember you need at least 2.3 per female to keep ahead of the replacement rate. We don't want be France.


I'm divorced and won't get remarried. I'm done.
/drive-by


you need to be married to have a kid? be brave:)


One's enough!


God bless the single mom's. Mine was one. My wife will never be, not until death do us part.

No such thing as a single mom.
When people asked me what it was like, I used to say
"I'm not a single mom, I'm a group"

We were more like a barrel of monkeys. God bless you anyway.

680 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:02:51pm
681 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:03:15pm

re: #663 rab3

re: #652 MandyManners


re: #628 Eowyn2

re: #627 MandyManners

re: #386 rab3

re: #377 MandyManners

Dagnabit. Gotta' go shopping and then pick up The Kid.

Only one. Remember you need at least 2.3 per female to keep ahead of the replacement rate. We don't want be France.

I'm divorced and won't get remarried. I'm done.
/drive-by

you need to be married to have a kid? be brave:)

One's enough!

God bless the single mom's. Mine was one. My wife will never be, not until death do us part.

I agree. My wife was one until I married her. Best thing I ever did. Got a daughter who is 21 and a daughter who is 10. For some reason the logic that the older one will look after the younger one escapes me. My youngest's favorite past time is driving her older sister crazy.

682 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:03:28pm

re: #672 Silhouette

re: #651 Seattle Rep


I actually heard examples of how Bush is destroying this country; they cited mercury in our kids' tuna fish sandwiches as his fault.

Well, they have a point. Under Bush, the MCL is 0.002 mg/L, whereas under Clinton it was 0.002 mg/L.

/

I like the fact that homelessness disappeared under Clinton and reappeared under Bush.

683 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:04:13pm

re: #681 baconeatingkaffir

re: #663 rab3

re: #652 MandyManners


re: #628 Eowyn2


re: #627 MandyManners

re: #386 rab3

re: #377 MandyManners

Dagnabit. Gotta' go shopping and then pick up The Kid.


Only one. Remember you need at least 2.3 per female to keep ahead of the replacement rate. We don't want be France.


I'm divorced and won't get remarried. I'm done.
/drive-by


you need to be married to have a kid? be brave:)


One's enough!


God bless the single mom's. Mine was one. My wife will never be, not until death do us part.

I agree. My wife was one until I married her. Best thing I ever did. Got a daughter who is 21 and a daughter who is 10. For some reason the logic that the older one will look after the younger one escapes me. My youngest's favorite past time is driving her older sister crazy.

45 years old and still driving my sister crazy.

684 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:04:32pm
685 mitthrawnurdo  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:05:28pm

I don't think Kratos would apologize for issuing soccer balls with the Saudi flag on them...

/more gratitutious GoW porn

686 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:05:41pm

re: #683 rab3

re: #681 baconeatingkaffir


re: #663 rab3

re: #652 MandyManners

re: #628 Eowyn2

re: #627 MandyManners

re: #386 rab3

re: #377 MandyManners

Dagnabit. Gotta' go shopping and then pick up The Kid.

Only one. Remember you need at least 2.3 per female to keep ahead of the replacement rate. We don't want be France.

I'm divorced and won't get remarried. I'm done.
/drive-by

you need to be married to have a kid? be brave:)

One's enough!

God bless the single mom's. Mine was one. My wife will never be, not until death do us part.

I agree. My wife was one until I married her. Best thing I ever did. Got a daughter who is 21 and a daughter who is 10. For some reason the logic that the older one will look after the younger one escapes me. My youngest's favorite past time is driving her older sister crazy.

45 years old and still driving my sister crazy.

I'd be continuing to make my brother crazy but now he's in the 82nd airborne and not the same kids who was smaller than me and I used to give "noogies" too. I think he'd kill me! heheheeh.

687 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:06:32pm

re: #679 rab3

re: #674 Eowyn2


re: #663 rab3

re: #652 MandyManners

re: #628 Eowyn2

re: #627 MandyManners

re: #386 rab3

re: #377 MandyManners

Dagnabit. Gotta' go shopping and then pick up The Kid.

Only one. Remember you need at least 2.3 per female to keep ahead of the replacement rate. We don't want be France.

I'm divorced and won't get remarried. I'm done.
/drive-by

you need to be married to have a kid? be brave:)

One's enough!

God bless the single mom's. Mine was one. My wife will never be, not until death do us part.

No such thing as a single mom.
When people asked me what it was like, I used to say
"I'm not a single mom, I'm a group"

We were more like a barrel of monkeys. God bless you anyway.


Mine were all thumbs

688 squarepeg  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:08:59pm

re: #635 storagemanager

rollcall.com is down altogether at the moment.

689 itellu3times  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:09:21pm

Great Blasphemous Balls!

I just wanted to say ... gotta go back to work, ...

690 mitthrawnurdo  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:09:53pm

re: #677 MandyManners

Did scientists even know that exoskeleton/endoskeletons existed when you were in grade school? Did teachers still think the Sun revolved around the Earth?


/slinks away... I kid, I kid!

691 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:11:22pm
692 Racer X  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:11:55pm

re: #688 squarepeg

Its now hitting the news:

Sen Craig arrested - pleads guilty

693 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:12:57pm

re: #689 itellu3times

Great Blasphemous Balls!

I just wanted to say ... gotta go back to work, ...

Speaking of that time to go to my second job. Got to feed all them kids.

694 Outrider  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:13:01pm

re: #655 baconeatingkaffir

I feel ripped off not getting that dolphin in my cans of tuna anymore!


Have you noticed the tuna seems watery since the campaign to keep dolphins from the tuna cannery started? Perhaps just my imagination?

695 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:14:35pm
696 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:14:43pm
697 Outrider  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:14:58pm

re: #664 Eowyn2

After the kosling rant, I took an half hour trying to come up with a good diary for Kos. I just couldnt wrap my brain around in the circles. Clockwise, counter clockwise, hanging by my toes. I just couldnt get to the evil Bushitlerburton Israeli conspiracy.


Well, you just need another good hit or two on the bong.

698 cbinflux  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:14:58pm

Iran develops 900-kg ‘smart bomb’ - official media / Reuters

Guided bomb developed by specialists within Islamic Republic’s Defense Ministry and is now operational, IRNA news agency reports, adding it could be dropped from F-4 and F-5 jets

/And they'll be quickly dropped by our current technology

Go Sarko!

699 amrilusaguy  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:15:33pm

OT

So is he still dead or merely caoughing up blood next to the unjugged rabbit fish......

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

700 cbinflux  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:15:38pm

re: #694 Outrider

But drier flesh.

701 mitthrawnurdo  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:15:47pm

re: #694 Outrider

lol, I remember Rush had a commercial parody on his site for a company that put dolphin back into tuna (after a kid complained that "The tuna doesn't taste as good as it used to"). It was hilarious!

702 amrilusaguy  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:15:49pm

coughing

PIMF

703 Racer X  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:16:15pm

Chuck Norris Kicks Ass!

704 cbinflux  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:16:42pm

re: #699 amrilusaguy

Viva El Chavez!

705 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:16:49pm
706 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:17:17pm

re: #694 Outrider

re: #655 baconeatingkaffir


I feel ripped off not getting that dolphin in my cans of tuna anymore!


Have you noticed the tuna seems watery since the campaign to keep dolphins from the tuna cannery started? Perhaps just my imagination?

You want it you got it.

707 cbinflux  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:17:59pm

I hope that savage ain't heading thru Mermphus...

708 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:18:32pm

re: #690 mitthrawnurdo

re: #677 MandyManners

Did scientists even know that exoskeleton/endoskeletons existed when you were in grade school? Did teachers still think the Sun revolved around the Earth?


/slinks away... I kid, I kid!

Well, we wrote with bits of charcoal on animal hides.

And, he has a math test tomorrow.

709 Silhouette  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:18:42pm

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

710 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:19:23pm
711 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:19:27pm

re: #684 buzzsawmonkey

re: #682 Eowyn2

What's the problem with mercury in the tuna fish? You can take the kid's temperature without a thermometer.

true enough

712 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:19:30pm
713 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:20:20pm

re: #696 ploome hineni

re: #692 Racer X


re: #688 squarepeg

Its now hitting the news:

Sen Craig arrested - pleads guilty


he should have hid his dick

Wasn't he trying to do just that?

714 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:20:24pm

re: #650 rab3

re: #647 baconeatingkaffir


re: #624 Killgore Trout

Was Neil Armstrong the First Muslim on the Moon?

But, as Slate's Explainer reminded us recently, there is a longstanding urban legend in the Islamic community to the effect that astronaut Armstrong heard the words "Allahu akbar" ("God is great") when he first set foot on the moon and immediately converted to Islam on his return to earth. Never happened, says Armstrong.

"One small step for Allah..."

I have students who seriously believe that Neil Armstrong heard the call to prayer in outerspace. It makes me laugh because I didn't know anyone could hear anything in a vacuum.

Pre-school teacher?


Yes you can! You can hear things in space! That's just neocon propaganda! I mean, how else do you think they managed to record those cool photon torpedo sounds that the Enterprise makes? Boy you wingnuts sure are stupid hicks!

/lefty basement dweller (undermommashouseius inhabitus)

715 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:20:29pm
716 galloping granny  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:20:54pm

re: #677 MandyManners

I don't get this shit. He's in the second grade and has a list of 15 words to alphabetize, with about 6 starting with "r." And, he has a science test tomorrow on amphibians/mammals/reptiles/insects and their differences. I'd never heard of exoskeleton/endoskeleton when I was seven, let alone been required to know what it is and write it down.

What gets me Mandy, is not so much that they are learning about exo- and endoskeletons, but that they are bringing all that crap home after spending a full 7 hours at school learning to hurry up and wait & stand in line. There is no reason under the sun that 7 year olds should have that kind of work load. They need time to just be kids - and that's all.

One of the reasons we homeschool!

717 Highrise  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:22:15pm

re: #677 MandyManners

I don't get this shit. He's in the second grade and has a list of 15 words to alphabetize, with about 6 starting with "r." And, he has a science test tomorrow on amphibians/mammals/reptiles/insects and their differences. I'd never heard of exoskeleton/endoskeleton when I was seven, let alone been required to know what it is and write it down.

And then one gets into college and finds out half the stuff they learned in school was malarky. I seriously wondered why I wasted so much time in civics and history to just find out my text books in school were watered down hogwash lol.

718 Kirly  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:22:22pm

Fine. This is really pissing me off. You don't like the balls we gave you, eh? Then no balls for afghanistan! ha! oh, wait, as effeminate as they are with all their flowers, they have no balls anyway.

idiots. it's a frickin' ball!

I shall now proceed to ridicule this faith, their pedophile prophet, and their moon god idol every chance i get. starting with the little ksa stickers bobibutu found on the thread about this yesterday. don't complain to me if they start appearing on toilets all around the phoenix area.

kirls

719 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:22:56pm
720 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:23:23pm

re: #708 MandyManners

re: #690 mitthrawnurdo


re: #677 MandyManners

Did scientists even know that exoskeleton/endoskeletons existed when you were in grade school? Did teachers still think the Sun revolved around the Earth?


/slinks away... I kid, I kid!


Well, we wrote with bits of charcoal on animal hides.

And, he has a math test tomorrow.

Do they insist he has a calculator? they wanted my kids to be able to use one in 2nd grade. Mom went balistic. WHAT. They arent doing differential equations here.

721 jcm  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:23:26pm

re: #709 Silhouette

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

YOU'RE MISS S. CAROLINA?

722 Racer X  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:23:40pm

re: #712 song_and_dance_man

A spokesman for Craig described the incident as a "he said/he COP said misunderstanding."
So the date didn't make it past talking?


Fixed that for ya.

723 jcm  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:24:43pm

re: #719 ploome hineni

NEW FLASH

Vick found Jesus

/didn;t know he was lost

What? He see an image of Jesus in a dog carcass?

724 Highrise  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:24:57pm

re: #719 ploome hineni

NEW FLASH

Vick found Jesus

/didn;t know he was lost

I listened to his pathetic speech. I'm looking forward to the body language segment for the first time on o'reilly...his whole speech was pathetic. I found the fact he labeled what he did was *immature* and that he found Jesus sickening.

His act was not merely immature...what a twit. Hasn't learned a wit.

725 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:25:06pm

re: #714 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

re: #650 rab3

re: #647 baconeatingkaffir


re: #624 Killgore Trout


Was Neil Armstrong the First Muslim on the Moon?

But, as Slate's Explainer reminded us recently, there is a longstanding urban legend in the Islamic community to the effect that astronaut Armstrong heard the words "Allahu akbar" ("God is great") when he first set foot on the moon and immediately converted to Islam on his return to earth. Never happened, says Armstrong.


"One small step for Allah..."


I have students who seriously believe that Neil Armstrong heard the call to prayer in outerspace. It makes me laugh because I didn't know anyone could hear anything in a vacuum.


Pre-school teacher?


Yes you can! You can hear things in space! That's just neocon propaganda! I mean, how else do you think they managed to record those cool photon torpedo sounds that the Enterprise makes? Boy you wingnuts sure are stupid hicks!

/lefty basement dweller (undermommashouseius inhabitus)

We stand corrected.

726 Kirly  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:25:34pm

re: #19 Fjordman

Shaving what? Monkey butts?

No, scrotum:

Do we have to shave scrotum? What exactly is "hind parts" that we have to shave?

One has to shave the scrotum and the hair around it as well.

By hind parts is meant the circle around the anus, as it is very likely that faeces could get attached to any hair present there. (Raddul Muhtaar Vol.2 Pg.481-H.M.Saeed, Tahtaawi alal Maraaqi Pg.527-Ilmiyyah, Fathul Bari Vol.10 Pg.343)

and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best

Mufti Ebrahim Desai

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha! no wonder rage boy is so ... enraged.

727 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:26:19pm
728 cbinflux  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:26:31pm

US cops tour Ben Gurion airport

In addition to touring the airport, the law-enforcement officials will also learn from their Israeli counterparts how Israel treats mass casualty incidents, performs rescue operations and establishes command and control centers after terror attacks.

729 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:26:42pm
730 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:27:16pm

re: #709 Silhouette

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

Let's give you a crown!

731 cbinflux  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:27:30pm

re: #719 ploome hineni

NEW FLASH

Vick found Jesus

/didn;t know he was lost

Hey-soos was in cellmate in county lockup.

732 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:27:31pm

re: #726 Kirly

re: #19 Fjordman


Shaving what? Monkey butts?

No, scrotum:
Do we have to shave scrotum? What exactly is "hind parts" that we have to shave?

One has to shave the scrotum and the hair around it as well.

By hind parts is meant the circle around the anus, as it is very likely that faeces could get attached to any hair present there. (Raddul Muhtaar Vol.2 Pg.481-H.M.Saeed, Tahtaawi alal Maraaqi Pg.527-Ilmiyyah, Fathul Bari Vol.10 Pg.343)

and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best

Mufti Ebrahim Desai


bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha! no wonder rage boy is so ... enraged.

Hey.. you forgot that they gotta shave their armpits too. Still, Im all in favor of shaved armpits (for women) ever been to a swimming pool in Europe? There are chicks there who look like they got an orangtan in a headlock!

733 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:27:32pm
734 Silhouette  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:27:34pm

OT - It has everything! Oil, Zionism, American foreign involvement. Guaranteed to make even the most stable moonbat go bonkers.

Zion Oil and Gas.

# Zion is an American oil exploration company that is exploring for Oil & Gas in Israel.
# Zion holds petroleum exploration rights in Israel located on areas that, in Biblical times, were in the territories of the Tribes of Manasseh and Asher.
735 mitthrawnurdo  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:27:36pm

re: #709 Silhouette

Dear Lord...

As Ron White once said, "You can't fix stupid". Somebody will (or already has) fall for that girl because of her looks and then realize the truth about Ron White's saying after they're married.

736 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:27:45pm

re: #721 jcm

re: #709 Silhouette


I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

YOU'RE MISS S. CAROLINA?

hey, I missed her answer. I dont have sound (everyone feel sorry for me - its sexist that I have no sound)

737 amrilusaguy  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:28:24pm

re: #728 cbinflux


to bad cops in the US can not profile like the israeli's do

738 Racer X  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:28:26pm

re: #724 Highrise

Whenever people get caught doing stupid evil shit it amazes me they have the gall to turn to the "I have found religion" card.

Hypocritcal pricks.

/ok say that 3 times fast.

739 mitthrawnurdo  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:29:15pm

re: #730 MandyManners

I think a fluorescent dunce cap is more appropriate.

740 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:29:35pm

re: #729 buzzsawmonkey

re: #717 Highrise

If you actually were required to take Civics, that dates you.

Some form of it needs to be re-introduced. The number of people who have no clue as to how the government is organized, or elections are run, or the difference between civil and criminal courts, is appalling.


Buzzy:

My youngest graduated in 2002 and now they call it government which encompasses a little bit of civics and a whole lot of current events.

741 Silhouette  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:29:49pm

re: #721 jcm

Bless her heart. I just came across it and it cracked me up.

742 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:30:14pm

re: #738 Racer X

I had a roommate who got picked up for Alcohol Intoxication when I was in college. He was walking back to the dorm and well.. it was the end of the month and the local barney fifes hadn't filled their arrest quota yet.. anyhow.. he was telling me there's nothing more humiliating and annoying than sitting in the clink and watchin reruns of "cops".

743 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:30:25pm

re: #716 galloping granny

re: #677 MandyManners


I don't get this shit. He's in the second grade and has a list of 15 words to alphabetize, with about 6 starting with "r." And, he has a science test tomorrow on amphibians/mammals/reptiles/insects and their differences. I'd never heard of exoskeleton/endoskeleton when I was seven, let alone been required to know what it is and write it down.

What gets me Mandy, is not so much that they are learning about exo- and endoskeletons, but that they are bringing all that crap home after spending a full 7 hours at school learning to hurry up and wait & stand in line. There is no reason under the sun that 7 year olds should have that kind of work load. They need time to just be kids - and that's all.

One of the reasons we homeschool!

I don't regret one bit sending him to this school. He's not bored one second, and he is having fun. From what I've heard from friends with kids in his grade in the public school, classes are being dragged down and slowed up by kids who cannot keep up.

744 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:31:25pm
745 rab3  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:32:36pm

re: #730 MandyManners

re: #709 Silhouette

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

Let's give you a crown!

Let's let her play in Michael Vicks backyard.

746 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:32:47pm

re: #743 MandyManners

I agree. I'm sending my smallest to a Turkish public school. It's not as I would like it to be but her math and science skills are far above what I was learning in 5th grade. Now, if only she could get a decent English teacher. She has a habit of correcthing her teacher :)
Still, I'm optomistic that once we do return to the "land or the round doorknob", she'll be light years above kids in her class. Turkey spenda lot of time on government classes. My youngest started it in 3rd grade. I think its good. The beardie weardies can't indoctrinate them so much if you start younger!

747 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:33:03pm

re: #717 Highrise

re: #677 MandyManners


I don't get this shit. He's in the second grade and has a list of 15 words to alphabetize, with about 6 starting with "r." And, he has a science test tomorrow on amphibians/mammals/reptiles/insects and their differences. I'd never heard of exoskeleton/endoskeleton when I was seven, let alone been required to know what it is and write it down.

And then one gets into college and finds out half the stuff they learned in school was malarky. I seriously wondered why I wasted so much time in civics and history to just find out my text books in school were watered down hogwash lol.

I dont't recall encountering some of this stuff before biology in the ninth grade.

748 Highrise  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:33:35pm

re: #738 Racer X

re: #724 Highrise

Whenever people get caught doing stupid evil shit it amazes me they have the gall to turn to the "I have found religion" card.

Hypocritcal pricks.

/ok say that 3 times fast.


I find very few things offensive...but invoking God's name when it's obvious the contriteness isn't there and for the benefit to play a pity card....does get my dander up.

His eyes were so shifty and his body language was more of the ilk of...I'm sad I'm losing millions and that I got caught rather than true contriteness. People are forgiving if one means it.......

immaturity...HAR!

749 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:33:47pm

re: #744 buzzsawmonkey
don't you mean "Current Events classes usually become leftist indoctrination"? Sheesh, tahts all my 4 years of college were!

750 jcm  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:34:16pm

re: #736 Eowyn2

re: #721 jcm

re: #709 Silhouette


I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.


YOU'RE MISS S. CAROLINA?

hey, I missed her answer. I dont have sound (everyone feel sorry for me - its sexist that I have no sound)

It's one of the funniest, saddest, most ironic things I've heard in a long, long time. After you get done laughing, you think how does someone speak like that get through the ed system let alone into a contest, then the irony is she is talking about ed.

751 Highrise  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:34:22pm

re: #740 Eowyn2


oh yeah, for current events we used newsweek. HAHAHHAHHAHA

gads...piece of crap magazine...I'd rather read the enquirer..it probably has more truth in it.

752 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:34:34pm

re: #746 baconeatingkaffir

I spent hours and hours figuring out which school to send him to. I'm just amazed at the stuff kids are being taught nowadays.

753 bluegrass boy  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:34:35pm

re: #709 Silhouette

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

what are ya doin friday nite......lets hang out...meet me at the biggie burger on the corner of main and first......

on second thought,.....ill pick you up...

754 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:34:39pm
755 mitthrawnurdo  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:34:58pm

re: #744 buzzsawmonkey

Yeah, tell me about it.

I remember hearing from the teacher in my "principles of government" HS class, which I had not too long ago, that the Israelis do proportional retaliation on the Palis. That is if the Palis kill one person, the Israelis kill 10 to keep a relative balance since there's more Palis. I kid you not..

Also, the teacher mentioned hearing a complaint from an "educated Egyptian" about how America always favors Israel.

756 DesertSage  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:35:13pm

Michael Vick should be allowed to play football again.
And when he doesn't perform to expectations, the fans should be allowed to treat him exactly the same way he treated the dogs.

757 Ledger1  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:35:15pm

re: #569 Ben Hur

re: #559 storagemanager

Here's a reference.

Won't let me copy and paste.

[Link: 64.233.169.104...]

Yes, you can copy it. It just takes a different file type.

Dateline May 29, 1453
The 'fall' of Constantinople was preceded by heavenly wonders

On a Tuesday, Constantinople (now Istanbul) fell to the Turks, or, as it is said in the Muslim world, Constantinople was liberated, after a siege, ending the Byzantine Empire.

"We will never forget them nor the last time we saw them this morning as they prepared for their journey and waved goodbye and 'slipped the surly bonds of earth to touch the face of God.' "

It was a major turning point in world history as Constantinople, founded by the Roman Emperor Constantine, was a seat of learning and the tangible presence of Western civilization in the East. It has been said that the flight of many scholarly refugees from Constantinople to Italy was the single most important mainspring of the European Renaissance. Yet the antagonists of the siege of Constantinople had the minds of the Middle Ages era, and the effect of ‘ominous’ heavenly wonders probably affected the outcome.
During the preceding weeks, the city had suffered many heavy rains and hailstorms. Being medieval men, the leaders believed that the Christian city would not fall to the siege of the Ottoman armies under Sultan Mehmed II Fatih unless there was a sign in the moon. Unfortunately for them, the moon went into a long and dark eclipse on May 22, displaying a thin crescent – the image of the Turkish standard flying over Mehmed's camp.

On the 26th, an unseasonal, thick fog fell on Constantinople. By nightfall, the fog lifted and the Christians were appalled by what they saw: the buildings of the city glowed in ominous shades of red. Even the enormous copper dome of the imposing cathedral, the Hagia Sophia (which has been a mosque ever since) appeared to be engulfed in flames, but it never burned. Phrantzes, a friend of the emperor, wrote that the light remained over the city for an entire night....

758 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:36:13pm

re: #720 Eowyn2

re: #708 MandyManners


re: #690 mitthrawnurdo

re: #677 MandyManners
Did scientists even know that exoskeleton/endoskeletons existed when you were in grade school? Did teachers still think the Sun revolved around the Earth?


/slinks away... I kid, I kid!


Well, we wrote with bits of charcoal on animal hides.
And, he has a math test tomorrow.

Do they insist he has a calculator? they wanted my kids to be able to use one in 2nd grade. Mom went balistic. WHAT. They arent doing differential equations here.

Calculators are not allowed until some point. But, he's been using one since he was about three. He loves gadgets.

759 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:36:40pm

re: #752 MandyManners

re: #746 baconeatingkaffir

I spent hours and hours figuring out which school to send him to. I'm just amazed at the stuff kids are being taught nowadays.

I'm enjoying my daughter's school. She still gets smacked sometimes for not doing her homework (I don't pressure her anymore, she has to learn responsiblity for her actions!) but she's started computer classes and algebra etc. Sheesh! I don't remember seeing algebra until 8th or 8th grade!
Now, if I could just get her off the internet! She likes to play OK (a Turkish dominos like game) online and she tells people she's 15 and "has dual citizenship". Sheesh.. interesting start for a 10 year old.

760 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:36:42pm

re: #744 buzzsawmonkey

re: #740 Eowyn2

The problem with teaching "current events" rather than the principles of government--i.e., civics with some historical examples--is that "current events" can easily become leftist spin indoctrination.

Heh heh, like when bush beat gore and the teacher came in crying and my eldest son "debated" the electoral college with her and she got all indignant? Of course, in debate, she allowed the students to take whichever side of a debate they wished rather than make them actually do research on a side they didnt want to know about.

761 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:36:53pm

Gadzooks! Gotta' run.

Later, loverly Lizards.

762 TimeQuake  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:37:17pm

re: #714 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

(undermommashouseius inhabitus)

Oh, that is funny.

763 pat  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:37:25pm

Justice Department holds a convention to explain Muslims their rights.
[Link: www.washingtontimes.com...]

Justice lawyers have objected to the affiliation with ISNA, fearing it will undermine the case against the Holy Land Foundation for Relief and Development in Dallas.

"There is outrage among lawyers that the Department of Justice is funding a group named as a co-conspirator in a terrorist financing case," said a Justice lawyer who spoke to The Washington Times on the condition of anonymity.

764 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:37:30pm

re: #756 DesertSage

Hehehe. MIchale Vick is gonna be playing for the APL.. the American Penal League!

765 leepro  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:38:04pm

re: #707 cbinflux

I hope that savage ain't heading thru Mermphus...

Was that an intentional misspelling of Memphis? You're in Memphis? I am, and I spell/pronounce it that way, too.

766 ziggyelman  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:38:18pm

Hmmm, saw this on Lucianne...strange, no mention if the "youths" were Muslims....

[Link: www.news.com.au...]

767 amrilusaguy  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:38:26pm

re: #756 DesertSage

he aint that good now

in 2 years when he gets out and then another year to get back in shape

sorry, unless the texans are still in the basement at that time and want a former "star" i dont think mr vick has a chance

not that he deserves one

768 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:38:31pm

re: #751 Highrise

re: #740 Eowyn2


oh yeah, for current events we used newsweek. HAHAHHAHHAHA

gads...piece of crap magazine...I'd rather read the enquirer..it probably has more truth in it.


We used to travel with the Globe, Medical news, Bat Boy Mag, etc and read the stories out loud to each other. It was fun.

769 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:39:19pm

re: #719 ploome hineni

NEW FLASH

Vick found Jesus

/didn;t know he was lost

Damn, I had money on a prison conversion to islam!

770 jcm  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:40:05pm

re: #764 baconeatingkaffir

re: #756 DesertSage

Hehehe. MIchale Vick is gonna be playing for the APL.. the American Penal League!

A real life The Longest Yard.

771 Racer X  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:40:37pm

re: #756 DesertSage

Michael Vick should be allowed to play football again.
And when he doesn't perform to expectations, the fans should be allowed to treat him exactly the same way he treated the dogs.

One condition should be he has to work one day during the week at a local animal hospital. He can see how real people truly care for their pets.

772 Silhouette  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:40:41pm

I do not disagree with a single person who is correctly cynical when it comes to believing Vick's religious conversion.

However, in all fairness, just because lots of people use that line to lie doesn't mean jail house conversions never happens. God often uses the low points in our life to grab us, shake us, and say "Wake up, boy! Turn you're life around."

773 jcm  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:41:22pm

re: #769 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #719 ploome hineni

NEW FLASH

Vick found Jesus

/didn;t know he was lost

Damn, I had money on a prison conversion to islam!

If he does he'll never play again.... pigskin and all ya' know.

774 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:41:45pm

re: #762 TimeQuake

re: #714 The Pulchritudinous Patriot


(undermommashouseius inhabitus)

Oh, that is funny.

Thanks!

775 DesertSage  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:42:32pm

re: #767 amrilusaguy

re: #756 DesertSage

he aint that good now

in 2 years when he gets out and then another year to get back in shape

sorry, unless the texans are still in the basement at that time and want a former "star" i dont think mr vick has a chance

not that he deserves one

So you're saying that he won't be able to perform at the top of his game? He might actually lose some games?

In Michael Vick's world, that grounds for termination isn't it?

776 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:42:33pm
777 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:42:36pm
778 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:43:06pm

re: #770 jcm

re: #764 baconeatingkaffir


re: #756 DesertSage

Hehehe. MIchale Vick is gonna be playing for the APL.. the American Penal League!


A real life The Longest Yard.

I loved the original movie. The remake sucked. Why does hollywood insist on fixing things that ain't broken? Is it true they wanna remake "private benjamin" and use Lindsay Lohan? *PUKE*

779 Silhouette  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:43:09pm

If Vick serves time, will they call it the Hokie Pokey?

780 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:43:14pm

Mandy

Dont let him/her get used to the calculators. Once in college they go by the wayside if you're getting any kind of degree in mathematics (except teaching cert) We had two semesters of Calculus without calculators. We had differentials with non-programmable calculators some of the computer engineering classes disallowed any calculators as well. If we couldnt convert 883278965892765 from hex to bin we were up a tree without a paddle.

781 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:43:53pm
782 Perplexed  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:44:06pm

re: #3 Ben Hur

But the balls depicted the Saudi Arabian flag, which features the Islamic declaration of faith and includes the names of Allah and the prophet Mohammed.

AND A SWORD

Yes, and a little boy was given a 5 day suspension for drawing a picture of a gun. How many days do you get when you wave a flag from the evil house of saud around?

783 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:44:41pm

re: #771 Racer X

re: #756 DesertSage


Michael Vick should be allowed to play football again.
And when he doesn't perform to expectations, the fans should be allowed to treat him exactly the same way he treated the dogs.

One condition should be he has to work one day during the week at a local animal hospital. He can see how real people truly care for their pets.


I say he should work for an animal hospital but his job is to pick up wounded and stray animals.

784 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:44:43pm

re: #776 buzzsawmonkey

Yeah, that's the problems with schools these days. They don't encourage kids to think for themselves or explore for themselves. Here in Turkey, I teach adults and they really lack the basic learning skills. Everything here is taught in the military method.. you memorize it and then regurgatiate it at the appropriate time.

785 amrilusaguy  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:44:57pm

re: #775 DesertSage

re: #767 amrilusaguy


re: #756 DesertSage



So you're saying that he won't be able to perform at the top of his game? He might actually lose some games?

In Michael Vick's world, that grounds for termination isn't it?


I think you got that wrong

it is grounds for Ex-termination no?

786 David IV of Georgia  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:46:00pm

I didn't take the time to read the 700+ posts.

I thinks we should apologize to these people with a gesture of goodwill:

We should print "We're sorry." on bags of flour and beans and drop them from B-52's flying at 40,000 ft (12,100 m). I think they would get the message of how we feel.

787 jcm  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:47:04pm

re: #772 Silhouette

I do not disagree with a single person who is correctly cynical when it comes to believing Vick's religious conversion.

However, in all fairness, just because lots of people use that line to lie doesn't mean jail house conversions never happens. God often uses the low points in our life to grab us, shake us, and say "Wake up, boy! Turn you're life around."

I agree but. When a genuine conversion takes place the conscience is awakened, and part of clearance of past sins is to admit them and ask forgiveness from aggrieved people.

788 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:47:23pm

re: #773 jcm

re: #769 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey


re: #719 ploome hineni

NEW FLASH

Vick found Jesus

/didn;t know he was lost


Damn, I had money on a prison conversion to islam!

If he does he'll never play again.... pigskin and all ya' know.

GLOVES

789 mean Gene  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:47:23pm

And for how long do they keep offense?
Forever.
They never get over it because in the koran it is written that they may only respond to wrong, never instigate.
So, they keep getting offended and holding grudges forever.
Personally, I think their whole "religion" needs a do-over.

790 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:48:09pm

re: #787 jcm

re: #772 Silhouette


I do not disagree with a single person who is correctly cynical when it comes to believing Vick's religious conversion.

However, in all fairness, just because lots of people use that line to lie doesn't mean jail house conversions never happens. God often uses the low points in our life to grab us, shake us, and say "Wake up, boy! Turn you're life around."


I agree but. When a genuine conversion takes place the conscience is awakened, and part of clearance of past sins is to admit them and ask forgiveness from aggrieved people.


It generally takes more than 24 hours.

791 mitthrawnurdo  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:48:42pm

re: #778 baconeatingkaffir

Because Hollywood has no new ideas. When they aren't remaking old movies, they're trying to adapt video games (i.e BloodRayne, Resident Evil, ect). They're going to really screw up when they try to make a God of War movie!

/blasphemy, blasphemy!

792 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:48:50pm

re: #789 mean Gene

And for how long do they keep offense?
Forever.
They never get over it because in the koran it is written that they may only respond to wrong, never instigate.
So, they keep getting offended and holding grudges forever.
Personally, I think their whole "religion" needs a do-over.

Allah Do-Over sounds like a kids game.

793 DesertSage  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:48:56pm

re: #785 amrilusaguy

re: #775 DesertSage

re: #767 amrilusaguy


re: #756 DesertSage



So you're saying that he won't be able to perform at the top of his game? He might actually lose some games?In Michael Vick's world, that grounds for termination isn't it?


I think you got that wrong

it is grounds for Ex-termination no?

I think that's what I was trying to say. Vick would terminate the dogs that didn't perform to expectations right? Much like the Terminator came back in time to terminate Sarah Connor.

794 shmu  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:50:12pm

These demonstrations are a great targetting opportunity.....It would be so NICE .... oh .... oh .... oh ........(my kinison imitation)

795 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:50:30pm
796 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:51:08pm
797 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:52:41pm

re: #795 buzzsawmonkey

Yeah. The lefties are all over the grab-abu (abu ghraib) thing but they've forgotten taht it was a soldier himself, who reported it. Heck, being tied to a leash like a dog, or having panties put on your head are fraternity pranks. Where's the outrage for the torture and mutilitation of those US troops last year? My brother told me that when he was in Iraq he had 2 rules 1. save the last bullet for himself and 2. if he got hit with an IED he'd told one of his buddies to shoot him because he didnt' wanna go home with half a body.

798 goodbye_natalie  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:54:25pm

A lack of cultural sensitivity? How in the are we supposed to know what is insensitive when there appears to be a complete lack of culture?

You know what I say to these protestors. F***em'. Next time drop a frickin' daisy cutter and we'll them stars instead of a crescent.

799 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:55:49pm
800 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:57:37pm
801 stevieray  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:57:54pm

OT The Caliphate will not be a Theocracy:

Denmark: Hizb ut-Tahrir's annual conference

Hizb ut-Tahrir in Denmark gathered Sunday for the movement's six-hour annual conference. The conference caused calls from politicians to ban the movement, mainly from the Danish Social Liberal Party (Radikale) and the Danish People's Party.

Fadi Addullatif, the movement's spokesperson, said in response that Denmark is becoming a dictatorship, just like those Denmark criticizes in the Middle East.

More taqiyya to follow:

Fadi Abdullatif said that the conference was only peaceful debate and explanation about Hizb ut-Tahrir's declared goal to establish an Islamic Caliphate. There are many myths about he Caliphate and it is therefore important to explain more about it. He said many people think it is a theocracy, but it is far from it. He expected a large portion of the country's Muslims to take part, including several Copenhagen imams.

I'll bet many of Europe's elites will believe the lies. And those same elites will not be bothered by this:


Journalists were not welcome at the conference.
802 Ma Sands  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:58:06pm

re: #772 Silhouette

Thank you. You grabbed all the floating words in my slow brain and set them down in black and white. :)

803 father_of_10  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 3:59:04pm

We made the mistake of not making those balls out of pigskin.

804 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:00:21pm

re: #791 mitthrawnurdo

re: #778 baconeatingkaffir

Because Hollywood has no new ideas. When they aren't remaking old movies, they're trying to adapt video games (i.e BloodRayne, Resident Evil, ect). They're going to really screw up when they try to make a God of War movie!

/blasphemy, blasphemy!

Hollywood makes three types of films:
1. Crap
2. Recycled crap, i.e. remakes, sequels/prequels, movies based on TV shows & video games
3. Preachy crap, i.e. the collected works of Michael Moron, any of the current crop of war movies coming out, anything starring Tim Robbins or his wife, etc.

805 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:00:30pm
806 odhran  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:01:27pm

"If this happens in the future, we'll be ready to fight..."
I wonder if they ever gave a kid a football? I'm just so tired of seeing these things seething about something stupid, week in and week out. They really haven't done themselves any favors, as I will never take any Muslim serious now, until they've proven themselves to be human on an individual basis.

That's also a great point about them not seething as much until after 9/11. You'd almost think it was part of some coordinated plan. They try to convince us only the radicals are killing people, yet they don't condemn the attacks, but rather start crying and whining about reprisals against Muslims. BAH! Cowardly, ignorant scumbags.

That BBC narrator seems a bit partial to the Islanimals, too.

807 Eowyn2  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:02:27pm

Good night all

Tura lura lura
Tura lura li

(atrocious irish spelling?)

808 Cygnus  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:02:48pm

Wait - isn't that a Danish flag next to the Saudi Arabia flag? I could be wrong.

809 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:03:37pm

re: #800 buzzsawmonkey

Yeah.. Thanks to Mik-al-Moore most turkish people think that anyone who is in teh US military is someone who comes from the ghetto or can't face real life. I'd really like to see ol Michael wearing an orange jumpsuit with some balaklava "revolutionaries" behind him waving swords. Shit, you'd have to put him in a shark cage because cages don't come in size "lard ass".

810 hayseed  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:03:45pm

I still want to know how these men do any real work in a man dress.

811 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:04:19pm

re: #806 odhran

"If this happens in the future, we'll be ready to fight..."
I wonder if they ever gave a kid a football? I'm just so tired of seeing these things seething about something stupid, week in and week out. They really haven't done themselves any favors, as I will never take any Muslim serious now, until they've proven themselves to be human on an individual basis.

That's also a great point about them not seething as much until after 9/11. You'd almost think it was part of some coordinated plan. They try to convince us only the radicals are killing people, yet they don't condemn the attacks, but rather start crying and whining about reprisals against Muslims. BAH! Cowardly, ignorant scumbags.

That BBC narrator seems a bit partial to the Islanimals, too.

It isn't just the narrator.. the whole Bing Bong Corporation is sympathetic to the MOhammedians.

812 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:05:07pm

Mmm.

Nothing like that first deep-fried latte of the day.

813 Roger  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:05:45pm

Since they don't want the pretty soccer balls, may I have one?

814 ChenZhen  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:06:17pm

That's a shame. I bet those balls cost us $4999 apiece too. Actually, I'm kinda surprised they weren't monogrammed by KBR, they would have only cost about $10 more and avoided these problems.

815 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:06:40pm

re: #805 ploome hineni

Yeah.. I'd feel alot safer with the Fraudi Security Forces protecting me! I know I did when I stayed in the Khobar towers back in the day. Those jackasses would sleep at their guardposts, talk on their facking annoying cell phones and just namby pamby around. We weren't allowed to have our own security detail. F*cking clinton and Merril Macpeak. Wasn't it some Fraudi security forces who ran amock on that "foreigner compound" where they took hostages, killed several, and dragged the one guy behind the speeding car?

816 Render  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:07:41pm

There are quite a few NOI in the NFL. They've been there for decades, (NOI, not the players).

Some of them are Hall of Fame candidates.

UNFORTUNATELY,
R

817 paxnhymn[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:07:43pm
818 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:08:05pm
819 hayseed  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:08:14pm

re: #812 JammieWearingFool

jwf there ain't nothin better than a real deep fried corn dog. mmmm

820 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:09:19pm
821 Ledger1  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:10:09pm

re: #763 pat

Justice Department holds a convention to explain Muslims their rights.
[Link: www.washingtontimes.com...]


Justice lawyers have objected to the affiliation with ISNA, fearing it will undermine the case against the Holy Land Foundation for Relief and Development in Dallas.

"There is outrage among lawyers that the Department of Justice is funding a group named as a co-conspirator in a terrorist financing case," said a Justice lawyer who spoke to The Washington Times on the condition of anonymity.


Good grief.

When will the justice department quit consuming taqiyya from the very people they are trying to prosecute?

822 goodbye_natalie  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:10:46pm

I want to know when America gets its penalty kick?

823 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:11:07pm

re: #820 ploome hineni

Lawyers.. Doesn't the US have like 80% of the world's population of lawyers? One of my students (who is a Turkish lawyer) told me that.

824 paxnhymn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:11:58pm

re: #810 hayseed

I still want to know how these men do any real work in a man dress.

hell no! The can't do shit! What's even funnier is when they come out of a toilet or something and have a big wet spot on their ass from washing their tender lil butt's for all-uhhh. i guess they gotta be ready...never can tell if they'll end up "a bottom"!

/gag

825 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:12:10pm
buzzsawmonkey 8/27/2007 4:08:05 pm reply quote report

re: #812 JammieWearingFool

I'm waiting for the clash between overweight sex-changes and overweight masochists: Transgenders Against Transfats versus Gluttons For Punishment.
#819 hayseed 8/27/2007 4:08:14 pm reply quote report

re: #812 JammieWearingFool

jwf there ain't nothin better than a real deep fried corn dog. mmmm

I try and watch what I eat, but man, I got really hungry when I first read that.

Imagine the hysteria if that went on in NYC.

826 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:12:35pm

re: #812 JammieWearingFool


"I'm not sure we have another Fried Coke," Black said, referring to the smash hit of last year's State Fair. The dish has been imitated at fairs across the country.

Insanity.

827 Outrider  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:12:43pm

re: #814 ChenZhen

That's a shame. I bet those balls cost us $4999 apiece too. Actually, I'm kinda surprised they weren't monogrammed by KBR, they would have only cost about $10 more and avoided these problems


I'm betting if you checked on this, you would find those balls were all donated by Americans, not purchased by the military or government.
We send 10-15 un-inflated soccer balls to my brother in law who is assigned to a PRU in Iraq.
Save your cynicism and outrage for something that needs it.

828 Roger  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:13:12pm

re: #818 buzzsawmonkey

Wheeehoooo'eeeeew! Would some one please put up something visually pleasing to start the cleansing of my mental retinas?

829 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:13:43pm
830 phoenixgirl  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:14:08pm

/perhaps we could donate them to a hog farm.

831 Fredlike  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:14:14pm

re: #677 MandyManners

I don't get this shit. He's in the second grade and has a list of 15 words to alphabetize, with about 6 starting with "r." And, he has a science test tomorrow on amphibians/mammals/reptiles/insects and their differences. I'd never heard of exoskeleton/endoskeleton when I was seven, let alone been required to know what it is and write it down.

Being able to alphabetize is very important. I had a job in college microfilming. One day the boss shows up with boxes of titles of cars from Oregon. Oregon had printed them in title number order but wanted to film them in alphabetical order. Two weeks later, we started filming took about 12 hours to film. I think I was going down to the fourth or fifth letter in some names. Why they didn't print them in the correct order in the first place I never found out. The boss did not care, they made a huge amount of money on special handling. I think they made about twice our hourly wage for the actual filming (very competitive bidding) but charged $50/hr for special work (I got $2.25/hr I think).

In my kids case the amount of homework in elementary school seemed ridiculous, My boy was averaging 4 hours a day in 5th grade, almost all of which he needed help with. After that it slowly fell off, in high school, his senior year, he probably did 2 hours a week. He was taking Latin, Physics, Math, Chemistry etc. so not exactly coasting.

If you have good kids elementary is the toughest times, if your kid goes evil, high school can be very rough. Not too many grade schoolers get arrested for drugs and grand theft auto.

832 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:14:44pm
833 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:16:57pm

re: #832 ploome hineni

I just think the State Department is too classist. If you're not a minority who has connections or didn't go to an ivy league school, I'd say your chances of worknig for them are slim. I've had enough run ins with consulates and embassies. I swear that thos ppl are all on vacation at tax payer expense.

834 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:18:46pm
835 Roger  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:18:59pm

re: #833 baconeatingkaffir

We need a new majority party. Folks'll remember this in 2010.

836 DesertSage  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:19:37pm

Who the hell is Larry Craig anyhow?

837 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:21:37pm

re: #835 Roger

avoid consulates and embassies like the plague. I've only had negative experiences with them. The first time I had to deal with it was when I was in the military and my passport expired and we were going to do a deployment. (The logic of having to have a passport to sleep in the desert escapes me!) I to do it through the embassy in Bonn. They told me it would take 4-6 weeks to have done. When I returned to where I was stationed, our base commander called up some places and chewed some backside and I had my passport within 10 days. It wasn't a big secret back then that the state department people really didn't care for the military. They like to use our facilities but moan when they have to work.
The latest run in I've had with "diplomacy in action" was when I went to the US embassy in Ankara. There's nothing like being frisked down by guys wearing domino's pizza delivery costumes who don't speak English. They were the security geeks at the gate. Once inside, some weasely looking non-US person squawking orders at people in Turkish and Farsi tells my wife that the photos she and my stepdaughter took aren't appropriate because their ears aren't showing and they're smiling. WTF? We followed the instructions they gave us. When I told him this and also asked to see an American, said person told me "Don't give me problems or you won't get your greencards." I have a suspicion this idiot was running a scheme with the photo shop around the corner. Anyhow, once we did get inside and to the interview, everything else went smoothly. My congressman did get a letter about weaselman. Who would let an Iranian work at a US Embassy?
I

838 DesertSage  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:21:41pm

I'm getting really tired of these politicians with two first names.

839 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:21:42pm

re: #833 baconeatingkaffir

I come from a family of diplomats, none with Ivy league educations or privileged status. Just hard working smart people. Some have even made the ultimate sacrifice.

840 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:23:15pm
841 paxnhymn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:23:57pm

re: #836 DesertSage
Idaho Senator outted by fascist gays a few years ago for being a perv. he was very conservative then went off the deep end to the dark side and now was caught doing his rendition of George Michaels in apublic men's room........

he'll get saved tomorrow probably....him and Vick can get together....

/ our country has no more role models!

842 mich-again  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:24:24pm

Does this mean we won't gun down any terrorists who wear a logo on their bandanna or T-shirt that includes a symbol for Allah? Like Hezbollah.

843 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:24:25pm

re: #839 Killgore Trout

I'm just saying that I've had negative experiences with them. The one positive experience I did have was with the Consulate in Leipzig. They actually did help me and were professional. It's the ones who talk to me like I'm stupid or inferior who really grate me. That could happen anywhere, but to be handled like that by a person who is a foreign national workign for my government and earning my tax dollars.. it grates me to no end.

844 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:25:10pm

re: #842 mich-again

How about if we engrave allah on all our bullets? Wil that make them more willing to die or even make easier targets?

845 hayseed  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:25:13pm

was the person responsible for the footballs given a red card and sent off?

846 amrilusaguy  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:25:14pm

re: #837 baconeatingkaffir

up untill only very recently ,US missions abroad could only employ non americans, local peoples for any jobs there. now some jobs can be filled sometimes by americans

it is wild going into the american embassy in tel aviv and having to deal with Arabs in order to renew your american passport or get a birth certificate for your child

really wild

847 yah  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:26:00pm

re: #783 Eowyn2
Do you really think he would care? You make the mistake of thinking men like Vick think like you do. They don't. Face it, some people are evil and enjoy seeeing other living things suffer.

848 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:26:36pm

re: #846 amrilusaguy

re: #837 baconeatingkaffir

up untill only very recently ,US missions abroad could only employ non americans, local peoples for any jobs there. now some jobs can be filled sometimes by americans

it is wild going into the american embassy in tel aviv and having to deal with Arabs in order to renew your american passport or get a birth certificate for your child

really wild

Try having Turks do security. That's even crazier. I had agirlfriend once whose brother worked for the US consulate in Istanbul and he was open about hating Americans. Go figure!

849 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:27:39pm
850 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:28:53pm

re: #849 buzzsawmonkey

Next time, dont' airdrop soccer balls.. lets airdop the whankbags we r elease from gitmo. I wonder if they'd find that offensive?

851 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:29:20pm
852 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:29:57pm
853 Pdogg  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:30:17pm

re: #544 Judith

In fact, Ilyasi claimed, in some ways, Israel treats Muslims better than India does: "I was pleasantly surprised to know that the Sharia (Islamic law) is being supported by the Israeli government; whereas, in India, only local Muslims implement it. That is unique."


It's not for the reasons you might think.

854 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:31:03pm
855 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:31:43pm

re: #851 ploome hineni

Turkey is really an interesting country. As long as you stay in the North and go no further than the aegean, it shoudl be ok. It's when you go to Anatolia, you meet the rockapes. My inlaws are muslims (only FIL is practicing.. he's haji). After 30 years in Germany,they're quite tolerant and they love me. On the other hand, they HATE my wife's niece's German husband. hehehe!

856 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:31:48pm
857 paxnhymn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:32:33pm

re: #851 ploome hineni
hey ploome! kefir said something about whankbags that reminded me of the constant 'wankers' of old and what was thet lil egshaped guys name? The one who liked pie....choice....a golden oldie...

858 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:33:00pm
859 hayseed  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:33:23pm

LAW 2 THE BALL

Qualities and Measurements

The ball is:
spherical
made of leather or other suitable material
of a circumference of not more than 70 cm (28 ins) and not less than 68 cm (27 ins)
not more than 450 g (16 oz) in weight and not less than 410 g (14 oz) at the start of the match
of a pressure equal to 0.6 – 1.1 atmosphere (600 – 1100 g/cm2) at sea level (8.5 lbs/sq in 15.6 lbs/sq in)
Replacement of a Defective Ball

If the ball bursts or becomes defective during the course of a match:

the match is stopped
the match is restarted by dropping the replacement ball at the place where the first ball became defective
If the ball bursts or becomes defective whilst not in play at a kick-off, goal kick, corner kick, free kick, penalty kick or throw-in:

the match is restarted accordingly
The ball may not be changed during the match without the authority of the referee.

I take it the balls wre legal according to FIFA

860 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:33:36pm

re: #854 ploome hineni

Whatever happened to the Marine Security Detachments? When I was in the AF and went to Bonn to get my passport renewed ages ago.. I was invited to crash with them overnight. Man, I've never seen so many hard working and hard drinking guys! Granted, we had a bit of interservice rivalry but those guys did earn their money at that time (and got alot of chicks too!)

861 BabbaZee  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:33:46pm
862 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:34:16pm
863 JeffinSac  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:34:44pm

re: #834 song_and_dance_man

Our daughter recently made it onto the Class I competitive soccer team in our area. As a gift for our honoring her perserverance and performance, we ordered this ball. My husband put air into it - we gave a short speech to her and handed her the ball.

It popped in her hands. She is a cool and fairly mature 10 year old so she didn't burst into tears. Instead she tried to comfort her parents as we felt terrible

:-) I wonder if the balls sent to Afghan also popped and they thought maybe they were bombs instead.

Sorry but these crazy Muslims are starting to get too funny.

You make a cartoon of Allah, I Kill You.
You question my Faith, I Kill You.
You sit next to a woman on a plane, I Kill You.
You put Allah's name on a soccer ball, I Kill You.
what they really mean is:
You breath the same air as us, I Kill You.

864 mich-again  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:34:48pm

And if the symbol for Allah is on any clothing, isn't it an insult to Allah to sweat or spill hummus on it while you are wearing it? And just what sort of laundry detergent is worthy of removing stains from a symbol for Allah? Of course the stain only gets on the Allah symbol because Allah willed it to be there. So who can say.

865 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:35:01pm
866 zombie  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:35:05pm

Oooh, Michelle Malkin has just linked to my (newly updated) Al-Haramain report:

"Read this: Zombie’s report on Al-Haramain Islamic Foundation v. George W. Bush."

My work on this planet is done.

To the stars!

867 PatrioticNaturalizedAmerican  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:35:49pm

Andy Runey makes a racialist comment:

[Link: hotair.com...]

(if you don't know what I'm referring to, go here:

868 Pdogg  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:35:57pm

re: #856 ploome hineni

Well the quote should tell you all you need to know. Israel is abandoning the rule of law. If that quote is true about Sharia being implemented then of course they will be happy. That is how it is done in the Caliphate. Each tribe lives by tribal law. If that happens you can say goodbye to universal suffrage.

869 paxnhymn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:36:59pm

re: #861 BabbaZee

BABBA! THAT"S IT GAL! WEEBLE & BOB! YOU MADE MY DAY!

{BABBAZEE}

/I'm easily amused...

870 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:37:17pm

re: #858 ploome hineni

re: #855 baconeatingkaffir

you share more than the German does?

Yes, I do speak Turkish, from time to time visit my inlaws and treat them as I treat my own family. German man doesn't want to learn Turkish, doens't mix with the family (the last family gathering when he was here he ate and left. saying nothing to anyone). Now that my wife's niece has a child, he insisted on giving it a German name and "germanizing" him. Christ, the kid is 4 months old and his third name is Gottlieb. Who would force that sort of name on any child?!
My kids have the best of all 3 cultures. This is one of the things I could never stand about Germans. They're so nationalist. When I was living there they'd tell me "You speak German so well.. is your mother German?" Like does my mother have to be German to speak your language? It was pretty funny the last time I was in Germany and when I was doing some official paperwork, the German civil servan lady was all nice to me until she found out my wife was Turkish!

871 mich-again  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:38:24pm

re: #866 zombie

Awesome news Zombie. Funny how fame finds the one who shuns it most. Ha.

872 paxnhymn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:38:27pm

re: #865 ploome hineni


Yeah! Me love Weebl & Bob.....and pie......

/not wankers!

873 Tigger2005  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:38:37pm

"Back in MY day, we didn't have fancy soccer balls with flags painted on them ... we had ROCKS! And you kicked them hard and you broke your toes and you bit back your tears and you LIKED it!

"Yep, things were different back in my day, and that's the way we liked it!"

/Dana Carvey as The Old Man

874 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:39:41pm
875 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:40:06pm
876 amrilusaguy  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:40:07pm

re: #873 Tigger2005


luxury!

we had it rough!

877 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:40:17pm

re: #857 paxnhymn

re: #851 ploome hineni
hey ploome! kefir said something about whankbags that reminded me of the constant 'wankers' of old and what was thet lil egshaped guys name? The one who liked pie....choice....a golden oldie...

Whankbags.. douchebag+whanker= whankbag.

878 BabbaZee  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:40:31pm

re: #862 buzzsawmonkey

Buzz!

879 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:41:59pm

I know, we can airdrop flourescent soccer balls and tell them our night goggles can't see them at night. I guarantee you'll see alot of hajjis sniping from behind piles of flourescent soccer balls at night!

880 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:42:57pm
881 BabbaZee  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:44:16pm

re: #869 paxnhymn

{PAX}

I am also easily amused...
long live the easily amused!

mmmm PI !

882 paxnhymn  Mon, Aug 27, 2007 4:44:29pm