Hasn't Manhattan already been ivaded by Moonbats?

It's like "The Mouse That Roared" with Peter Sellers.

And about as buffooish as well.

Would anyone even notice at this point?

buffooish = buffoonish
PIMF

Busted! Keep hunting these vermin and purge them of their propaganda outlets.

re: #1 DesertSage

Yeah the New York Times

The terrorists have apparently developed a weapon that will destroy Manhattan but leave the New York Times building standing.

Rats I saw this on Weasel Zippers before it showed up here. Oh to scoop LGF.

Can you imagine what would happen if some Islamo-Nazis actually tried to "invade" Manhattan?

They'd learn lickety-split what America is really made of.

Instead, they just try to infiltrate, little by little.

And those that try to stop them (as we do) get cast as the villains.

re: #7 Gagdad Bob

Yeah I heard that too it is called a Bullshit seeking missile set on reverse.

re: #7 Gagdad Bob

The terrorists have apparently developed a weapon that will destroy Manhattan but leave the New York Times building standing.

Yeah -- It's called the "Q-Bomb" (another "Mouse that Roared" reference).

Except this time it stands for the "Quran-bomb."

From the Site Institute...
New Video Message Forthcoming from the Head of al-Qaeda, Usama bin Laden

The SITE Intelligence Group has learned that a new video message is forthcoming from the head of al-Qaeda, Usama bin Laden, addressing the Americna people on the sixth anniversary of the attacks of September 11, 2001. Following is an image from the forthcoming video.

The image of bin Laden contained in the banner found on jihadist forums is reminiscent of his last video appearance in 2004, but his beard is now completely black, as it was previously streaked with grey.

Old footage or Grecian Formula?

Inshallahshaheed?

Nope. Inshallahshithead.

Web site says to carry new bin Laden video

There was a story last month...where a Muslim said bin Laden was alive...but won't speak until after America is hit again...anyone remember that?

I've been monitoring that cesspit site for months. It's high time it was shut down.

If Bush had not invaded Algeria, the Muslims would not of been forced to this...
[Link: english.aljazeera.net...]

re: #11 zombie

Zing! See comment #10

re: #7 Gagdad Bob

In 1991, the Pretendestinians were dancing on the roofs when Saddam (long may his stay in hell endure) sent SCUD missiles on Tel-Aviv. But one of the rockets hit the Palis in Judea and Samaria by mistake. No dancing on the rooftops on our part, but I can't say we were in mourning.

Now... if only the Islamic weapon could misfire and hit the UN building. That'd be a real occasion for celebration!

re: #9 zombie

"I'd prefer an open fight to all this sneaking around."

Even if they were somehow able to magically transport all 341 Trillion* Muslims in the world to that little island, they would be decimated in record time. I say we begin showing children Red Dawn as a training film now, just to be on the safe side.

*CAIR's recent estimate of the number of muslims, world wide.

re: #15 USBeast

I've been monitoring that cesspit site for months. It's high time it was shut down.

You should monitor these Islamo-Nazis too.

They are a terrible group located in Detroit that openly supports Hamas and Hezbollah. They mock the FBI and Dept. of Homeland security every chance they get.

Down with these fanatic lunatics!

Koskidz will question the timing.

re: #21 Killgore Trout

Yeah it is designed to take the Craig scandal out of the news.

re: #12 Killgore Trout

Huh, seems Site Institute has crashed. The have an animated gif banner up that goes with the video.

re: #10 SecretInternetDoucheBag

re: #7 Gagdad Bob

Yeah I heard that too it is called a Bullshit seeking missile set on reverse.

Go, Go, Go, On to Manhattan, Allah Akbar.

re: #12 Killgore Trout

From the Site Institute...
New Video Message Forthcoming from the Head of al-Qaeda, Usama bin Laden

The SITE Intelligence Group has learned that a new video message is forthcoming from the head of al-Qaeda, Usama bin Laden, addressing the Americna people on the sixth anniversary of the attacks of September 11, 2001. Following is an image from the forthcoming video.

The image of bin Laden contained in the banner found on jihadist forums is reminiscent of his last video appearance in 2004, but his beard is now completely black, as it was previously streaked with grey.

Old footage or Grecian Formula?

"Just For Men" Gel. I hear UBL got an endorsement deal.

re: #14 storagemanager

Web site says to carry new bin Laden video

There was a story last month...where a Muslim said bin Laden was alive...but won't speak until after America is hit again...anyone remember that?

Ninety-eight percent of al-Qaeda leaders escaped unhurt and are running its affairs unaffected" by US bombing raids in Afghanistan, Abu Ghaith said in a lengthy statement aired on the Qatar-based Al-Jazeera satellite channel.

Abu Ghaith referred to "the eight months that have passed" since the United States launched its military campaign in Afghanistan in October, indicating his statement was recorded in June.

"The whole world and the friends of the Mujahedin (Islamic fighters) in the Muslim world will soon have the pleasure of seeing bin Laden on television," added Abu Ghaith, who was stripped of his Kuwaiti citizenship because of his alleged links to the September 11 attacks blamed on al-Qaeda.

[Link: www.commondreams.org...]

re: #13 MandyManners

Inshallahshaheed?

Nope. Inshallahshithead.

Mandy, did you eat your crickets ?

re: #9 zombie

Can you imagine what would happen if some Islamo-Nazis actually tried to "invade" Manhattan?

They'd learn lickety-split what America is really made of.

Instead, they just try to infiltrate, little by little.

And those that try to stop them (as we do) get cast as the villains.

CAIR, ISNA, MAS, etc. know the strategy well.

Hot air captured a still from the gif...
SITE Institute: New Bin Laden video coming on 9/11

He looks good for someone who's been dead a while.

re: #29 Killgore Trout

Hot air captured a still from the gif...
SITE Institute: New Bin Laden video coming on 9/11

He looks good for someone who's been dead a while.

Geezz,, you'd think by now he could have gotten to Dillards or JC Penneys or Target and bought a new wardrobe, no ?

OT

...At least 15 people have been killed and scores injured in a suicide bombing in Algeria, local security sources said.
The attack happened in the town of Batna, about 450km (279 miles) east of the capital, Algiers.

Witnesses said the attack apparently targeted crowds awaiting an expected visit to the town by President Abdelaziz Bouteflika.

However, the bomb went off before the president was scheduled to arrive and he was not involved.

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

re: #29 Killgore Trout

Hot air captured a still from the gif...
SITE Institute: New Bin Laden video coming on 9/11

He looks good for someone who's been dead a while.

I dunno -- he looks younger in the new 2007 video than he does in the 2004 video.

I predict: it'll be nothing but a mashup of old snippets from the cutting room floor, and a voice-impersonator doing the audio.

re: #30 sattv4u2

Same outfit, same hat, same background, different beard.

re: #31 storagemanager
President Abdelaziz Bouteflika
How much you think that name is worth in Scrabble !?!?!?!?

re: #29 Killgore Trout

He looks good for someone who's been dead a while.

They must have improved the technique since they brought harry reid back from the dead.

re: #35 YourTaxDollarsAtWork

re: #29 Killgore Trout

He looks good for someone who's been dead a while.

They must have improved the technique since they brought harry reid back from the dead.

Nor to mention Robert Byrd and Teddy (hiccup) Kennedy

They really, really don't want to have us retired military to have to go back into uniform and invade their sorry asses. The Mouse that Roared, that's damn funny.

re: #32 zombie

I suspect Jihadis have been doing CGI around the clock for years to make this happen.

Someone should make a video of cut up words with OBL saying he loves the jews and america is great. Kinda like the south park episode when Chef quit.

re: #13 MandyManners

LOL. Inshallah lah lah ding dong?

Here's the new Osama video!

Oh no a Zombie osama?

Those zombies are very hard to get rid of.

The Blessed Invasion of Manhattan

Must be talking about the Muslim Day Parade.

re: #41 zombie

Was that a picture of Hillary on the wall of the cave as they panned in ?

re: #38 Killgore Trout

re: #32 zombie

I suspect Jihadis have been doing CGI around the clock for years to make this happen.

Beat me to it, think Hollyweird sold them some gear?

Bin Laden? Fidel? Elvis? Okay, maybe Elvis.

Soon we invade as soon as some changes my pants, I made a poopy.

re: #30 sattv4u2

Geezz,, you'd think by now he could have gotten to Dillards or JC Penneys or Target and bought a new wardrobe, no ?

Whats funny is that OBL would do his best to live as the profit (Yeah, thats right) did, meaning in abject squalor. Except for his sandals. Ol' chief poopy pants would spend hundreds on designer sandals.

Liver medication and clean robes, no. Gucci foot ware, hell yes.

#30 sattv4u2

I'm gonna watch Wekkend at Osama's

You know, a couple of wacky kids, draggin' old dead Osama around.

ought to be hilarious

Rita Katz, director of the Washington-based SITE Institute, said bin Laden's beard appeared to have been dyed, which she said is a popular practice in the Middle East.

"I think it works for their benefit that he looks young, he looks healthy," Katz said of the new image.

I don't think he is dead...they couldn't keep that secret. [Link: www.foxnews.com...]

re: #44 sattv4u2

re: #41 zombie

Was that a picture of Hillary on the wall of the cave as they panned in ?

Can't tell who it is.

re: #49 BulgarWheat

#30 sattv4u2

I'm gonna watch Wekkend at Osama's

You know, a couple of wacky kids, draggin' old dead Osama around.

ought to be hilarious

Dawn of the Dead?

Only a Muslim could conceive of their present circumstances as success and then try to compound their advantage by threatening an invasion. LOL Maybe they should stick to hanging around the restrooms and confronting the unsuspecting, and polite, with their micro-phones and micro-cephalic questions.

Wonder if the video will have Smellovision?

re: #50 storagemanager

I don't think he is dead...they couldn't keep that secret.

His inner-circle was so tight that we'd never hear about it if he was dead. Why do you think no one has ever reported his location/cave?

Story on Fox nows.

re: #51 zombie

re: #44 sattv4u2

re: #41 zombie

Was that a picture of Hillary on the wall of the cave as they panned in ?

Can't tell who it is.

I think it was Dogs Playing Poker.

But that is a good point. Fidel's spokespersons claim Fidel supports Hillary for president.

re: #45 jcm

Maybe they were dumpster diving behind Lucas' Industrial Light and Magic.

I think when they say invasion. ...they are talking about 9-11...that's just the way they talk.

re: #50 storagemanager

I call BS on Rita Katz. It is NOT "popular practice" in the Middle East to dye ones beard/ hair / ect. In fact, it's a sign to respect the older one gets and appears!

re: #60 sattv4u2

Henna

Let's see: if Fidel likes Hillary, maybe OBL (speaking from the grave) will also support her. We need to hear from Hugo Chavez. A trifecta of Hillary fans will do good for her campaign (yes: /s)

re: #57 Golem Akbar

I think it was Dogs Playing Poker

Can't be. The OBL gang would eat the dogs !

re: #61 pat

re: #60 sattv4u2

Henna

More like Photo Shop !

re: #55 YourTaxDollarsAtWork

re: #50 storagemanager

I don't think he is dead...they couldn't keep that secret.

His inner-circle was so tight that we'd never hear about it if he was dead. Why do you think no one has ever reported his location/cave?

He is a hero to the Muslim world...I just don't belelive they could hide that grief...to the Muslims he is the new Saladin ...google how many babies have been named Osama since 9-11.

Dogs and gambling are traditionally harram. But when you put them together...

Henna is red, but it is common in part of the ME and the Muslim Kush

Koskidz blame Bush...
Breaking: Bin Laden to Release New Video on 9/11

Sorry for the short diary, but apparently we'll be treated to a new video.
...
Expect more scare tactics from Bush soon.

Heh.

re: #66 YourTaxDollarsAtWork

Dogs and gambling are traditionally harram. But when you put them together...

Along with a bit of brew...

re: #43 Kreuzueber Halbmond

Muslim GAY Parade ?

Oh,, wait , you typed Muslim DAY parade ,,

Damn dirty screen !

Canada decides Muslim women can remain veiled when casting ballots

[Link: www.ynetnews.com...]

They were luck they weren't killed...

Chaser's War Cast Arrested After APEC Incident (video)

Members of an Australian TV comedy show, one dressed as Osama bin Laden, drove through two security checkpoints Thursday before being stopped near the Sydney hotel where President Bush is staying.

The stunt embarrassed Sydney police who have imposed the tightest security measures in city history for a summit of leaders from Pacific Rim countries, including Bush.

That's a very serious security breach that millions of Jihadis wish they'd thought of first. Now they know.

re: #70 sattv4u2

Muslim GAY Parade ?

LOL! That will come next, I guess.

re: #65 storagemanager

Maybe. But there is an awful lot to be said with regards to 'the legend of OBL'. If he is never reported as dead or captured, then his cronies can later claim that he was whisked off to heaven on that winged half-man half-horse (half-pig?) thing. Being regarded as immortal, or as favored by big mo, or even as a prophet himself would go along way to furthering his message.

re: #7 Gagdad Bob

The terrorists have apparently developed a weapon that will destroy Manhattan but leave the New York Times building standing.

BOB!

re: #72 storagemanager

Canada decides Muslim women can remain veiled when casting ballots

[Link: www.ynetnews.com...]

"They all look alike to me, eh?"

- Canadian poll worker

re: #9 zombie

Can you imagine what would happen if some Islamo-Nazis actually tried to "invade" Manhattan?

They'd learn lickety-split what America is really made of.

being the blue state NY is, they'd probably only try to raise their taxes and tell them where to smoke and what not to eat.

re: #32 zombie

I second that. Motion carried.

The only way I'll believe a video from Osama is if he specifically mentions dates, times, last night's GOP debate and you can see him hooked up to his dialysis machine.

Anything less is a phony-fake. OBL is most likely dead and buried--living on only in the memories of his deluded followers. May they also soon be dead and buried.

Justice Dept. against ‘Net neutrality’

WASHINGTON - The Justice Department on Thursday said Internet service providers should be allowed to charge a fee for priority Web traffic.

Is Lizard traffic priority web traffic.

re: #60 sattv4u2

re: #50 storagemanager

I call BS on Rita Katz. It is NOT "popular practice" in the Middle East to dye ones beard/ hair / ect. In fact, it's a sign to respect the older one gets and appears!

Dyeing one's beard red is a pretty common practice in Afghanistan - even memorialized by Kipling in Kim.

Love lies bleeding in our hands...sorry to Elton.

The daisies above Osama's box
Have tilted to one side
Everything about this louse
Is going to burn and die

Oh it doesn't seem six years ago
Around this special day
You said I'm sorry brothers
If I don't get out of this place
I won't see another day

Your worthless ass lies bleeding from our hands
Oh it thrills me to think of you with Mohammad
Now we're playing rock and roll with your adoring fans
Didn't know if the bars could hold you
So we split your head
Your ass lies bleeding from our hands

I wonder if those bombs
Left some scars on you
Like all the burning hoops of fire
Yasser's wackos jump through

You're a shitbird on hell's line
I hope you're happy now
And when Mo's through making you his little girl
We'll rip you a new one again somehow

Your ass lies bleeding from our hands da da da, da da da da, da da da da,...

I'd like to be the first to offer the Official, trademarked "Weekened at Osama's" tee-shirt

Anyone else copies that, I'll sue you! I'm feeling very litigious tonight and I didn't even have to take a shower and put on something more "comfortable"

re: #76 Ward Cleaver

re: #7 Gagdad Bob

The terrorists have apparently developed a weapon that will destroy Manhattan but leave the New York Times building standing.

BOB!

And the UN building as well. [it's either a smart bomb or a bong...]

re: #85 buzzsawmonkey

You know how it is when the moment strikes you. It had been awhile since I felt compelled to compose...(with Elton)

Damn, wrong thread.

OT (still relevant)

I pledge allegiance
to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic
for which it stands,
one Nation
under God*,
indivisible
with liberty and justice for all.

* Excludes of course that stupid murderous pedophile moon god - Allah (*&%#$(@) in Islamic Hell.

re: #80 rab3

Justice Dept. against ‘Net neutrality’

WASHINGTON - The Justice Department on Thursday said Internet service providers should be allowed to charge a fee for priority Web traffic.

Is Lizard traffic priority web traffic.

What gives ISP's the right to prioritize in the first place?

"Equality for all packets regardless of bit confirguration, no discrimination against bits of a different order." Piglet-U93

Im with you Charles, I think the guy is dead. Heh, he's worse than Tupac when it comes to dead guys putting out new material :)

re: #92 ploome hineniI am led to believe that "priority" means that the sender will have paid a premium, on a regular basis, to ensure that his traffic gets better treatment than, say, spam. That is to say, you will pay for the privilege of sending emails.

Argh!

Daughter's homework required me to look up and help her define the difference between sunni and shia.

She told me not to be negative.

Did you know...

That sunni's believe the Caliph should have been one of Mo's butt buddies.

The shia-heads believed it should have been the most capable causing misery, death and destruction.

/now back to your reguarly scheduled programming.

re: #95 BulgarWheat

Argh!

Daughter's homework required me to look up and help her define the difference between sunni and shia.

She told me not to be negative.

Did you know...

That sunni's believe the Caliph should have been one of Mo's butt buddies.

The shia-heads believed it should have been the most capable causing misery, death and destruction.

/now back to your reguarly scheduled programming.

You must live in Minnesota or California!

re: #92 ploome hineni

what is "priority Web traffic."?

Think of it as cutting to the front of the line each time you go to checkin or checkout. Everyone else has to wait.

The 'Heat to Defeat' is on:

...the fact that British forces were able to make the journey without disruption was due to the "safe conduct" they had been granted by the militias is quietly ignored.

...according to a poll for BBC2's Newsnight more than two-thirds of the public think British troops are losing the war in Iraq, and more than half believe the war is already lost.

From EU Referendum, all of which is fascinating and scary reading.

WE invented the Quran Bomb. It plugs toilets.

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re: #5 insanity police

well want about the new york slime and the bbc?

ssdd

The soundtrack that downloaded said "lebanon video game" before it flipped to the Arabic. I think it may be the soundtrack, or part of it, of the new video game that was produced, using images and tactics from 2006 summer's war with Israel. The video uses actual elements of the war: as described here, and in more detail, here.

My concern--one of them, anyway-- is that the ongoing cyber attacks by China on the German, British and American systems, a/k/a "Titan Rain" are an assymetric threat that will be combined with the jihad.

re: #95 BulgarWheat

All I can say is bless you. My father would have blown a cork if this was my homework.

Living in california, I know this is running rampant in our schools here.