It's always something...

Get ready for the progressive gay slurs at Kos.

Excellent observation, CB!

WWCZT?!

Somebody light a match...

Fear of Kos has other Lizards finger-locked?

Seven!?

re: #6 cbinflux

The GAME has started.

Is it just me, or , MY LORD, does that little quote sound like a hissy fit between female social clicks at a upscale prep school in New England...?

It is not time to shut David Brooks down. It is time for us to STAND UP and PUSH-THE-F*CK back.

...and then shut David Brooks down.

I WAS JUST SAYIN' TO MYSELF, "SELF"

This just in: the truth hurts. Hey Koslims t("t)

re: #10 Oh no...Sand People!

Gay-baiting-red-tie homonym!

because a dead bin Laden is bad for Halliburton’s business

Just never accuse the leftist blogosphere of flogging bizarre conspiracy theories...

it's all entertainment...

although this is more on the level of professional wrestling

Word to Kos: NYT is slowly, painfully shutting down.

bin laden manage to get throught the tape without using any obscenities, or annoying emoticons. so he's a step above most leftist bloggers.

[Link: www.attackcartoons.com...]

Time

for us to grow up.

No kidding.

Now now, children...

We musn't question their patriotism...

Osama and Obama in 2008 ... making America stronger!

It’s time. To. Push.The.F*ck.Back.

Since.quotes.no.longer.do.justice.in.attempts.to.l ibel.and.malign.I.must.put.periods.between.every.w ord.for.an.attempt.at.greater.emphasis!

/HA!WELL!MY!EXCLAMATION!MARKS!AND!ALL!CAPS!SIGNAL! PURE!RAGE!AND!I!WIN!HA!HA!BWAHAAHAAHAA!

one observation:

Osama seemed to be threatening us to convert to Islam.

Isn't compulsion in religion forbidden in thre RoP?

re: #21 ErislDysnomia

It is forbidden [ by islam] from the true Covenants of G-d; no complusion by Judaism and Christians like the disciples of Christ.

I sometimes have to wonder if Kos truly knows what kind of a monster he has created at his blog. Sadly...the answer is yes and he doesn't care.

re: #11 cbinflux

I WAS JUST SAYIN' TO MYSELF, "SELF"

And I knew it was because I recognized the voice :-)

re: #13 cbinflux

re: #10 Oh no...Sand People!

Gay-baiting-red-tie homonym!

FYI for all those interested:

In linguistics, a homonym is one of a group of words that share the same spelling or pronunciation (or both) but have different meanings. The state of being a homonym is called homonymy. Examples of homonyms are stalk (which can mean either part of a plant or to follow someone around) and the trio of words to, too and two (actually, to, to, too, too and two, being "for the purpose of" as in "to make it easier", the opposite of "from", also, excessively, and "2", respectively). Some sources state that homonym meanings must be unrelated in origin (rather than just different). Thus right (correct) and right (opposed to left) would be polysemous (see below) and not be homonyms.

To stop thinking we can manage ideas by shutting them up. It’s been tried on us. .

1. Admitting that they "manage ideas" by shutting "them" up.
2. It's been tried on you? When have you ever been deprived of free speech or access to public media? What a crock!

Osama delivers progressive talking points and the koskidz are seething. They're getting ever closer.

re: #24 BlueCanuck

Arrggg I mean I knew it was me.

/PIMF

re: #27 Killgore Trout

Osama delivers progressive talking points and the koskidz are seething. They're getting ever closer.

I expect a DKos car swarm^TM any second...

re: #20 Oh no...Sand People!

Rolling. Onda. Floor. Laffin My. Derry. Airoff!

OT and linkage: from Jihad Watch:

Afghan parliament demands apology for blasphemous soccer balls

I wish those people would just hexademical 61613.

"The new mainstream voice of the Democratic Party."

Lets see now ... would that be Bib Laden or The Kos?

I think we need to start a pool to see which Democrat candidate will be the first to use firetruck in a stump speech. My money is on Edwards who probably has those bloggers of his working as speech writers now.

Wait... let me get this straight... Lefties blather, Osama issues video in solidarity with leftie blather, lefties get their panties in a wad over someone pointing this out.

Ok, got it.

one commenter wrote to PBS to complain "The issues that OBL spoke about ...are the isues that the majority of Democrats care about, not just "lefty bloggers".

The reason they are so outraged is that they know Brooks is right.

There are leftists with a dim ember of human moral conscience deep inside. They instinctively bristle at the thought that their ideology is appealing to one of the world's worst mass-murderers.

Then there are the leftists who actually think bin Laden isn't so bad--certainly nowhere near as bad as Halliburton. Those people are Satanically evil, and Americans need to stay heavily armed as long as they exist.

What's this? They do understand the meaning of Free Speech after all?

/surprised but pleased

policies have made bin Laden a hero and a big business.

"Hurry, Get your Bin Laden Bobble Heads here! Limited time only!"

moron.

#30 PIMF hexadecimal

How is a dead bin Laden bad for Halliburton.

BTW, I worked for Halliburton for over two years in the last century, and all I ever got to do was provide open and cased hole logging data and interpretations to our clients, various oil companies.

Not once did I ever go on secret missions to hurt dark skinned people, or topple democratically elected governments, or put Spanish Fly in Bill Clinton's Diet Pepsi.

KOS is chaos in action. Let them rant. The people who do an honest day's work know the Kosters are moronic America-haters. Besides, KOS kids don't have the maturity, honor, and guts to physically fight for liberty and freewill. They just rant and rant and rant...

re: #38 ZionistYoungster

I knew what you meant, and thought it was clever.

re: #25 Oh no...Sand People!

re: #13 cbinflux

re: #10 Oh no...Sand People!

Gay-baiting-red-tie homonym!

FYI for all those interested:

In linguistics, a homonym is one of a group of words that share the same spelling or pronunciation (or both) but have different meanings. The state of being a homonym is called homonymy. Examples of homonyms are stalk (which can mean either part of a plant or to follow someone around) and the trio of words to, too and two (actually, to, to, too, too and two, being "for the purpose of" as in "to make it easier", the opposite of "from", also, excessively, and "2", respectively). Some sources state that homonym meanings must be unrelated in origin (rather than just different). Thus right (correct) and right (opposed to left) would be polysemous (see below) and not be homonyms.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...] oops here is the source...no this is wikipedia...so the information may not be accurate...at all. This could be a gerund definition for all we know...

haha

re: #43 buzzsawmonkey

LOL! Till they end up being rigged with explosives and gardeners and cute grandma's are hurt across the board...

It is not time to shut David Brooks down. It is time for us to STAND UP and PUSH-THE-F*CK back.

Careful there - your mom's basement has conduit and stuff running low over the ceiling - you might bumb your head if you stand up too fast.

/cheap shot :)

re: #38 ZionistYoungster

#30 PIMF hexadecimal

If you're going decimal to hex and trying to write something starting with F, shouldn't the first number be 16.

Or is that whole number a decimal value, and only people with HP calculators using RPN can figure it out.

re: #39 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

Ed, PLEASE! The Koslims don't like having their bubbles burst. Show a little sensitivity!

/

re: #41 Slumbering Behemoth

It was a small typo, but people might mistake it for another subtlety, so I had to mark it as such.

Is there any doubt Osama Bin Laden would be a Democrat?

Of course he would. Left-wing democrats and Osama have the very same talking points, anger, the same hatred and rage against he machine, the same vengefulness, the same insanity, and the same criminal idiocy, the same paranoia...

Did I mention the exact same talking points?

Frothing and seething, the Moobat raves on.
And having raved he raves some more.
He cain't he'p it.

re: #49 FrogMarch

Is there any doubt Osama Bin Laden would be a Democrat?

Of course he would. Left-wing democrats and Osama have the very same talking points, anger, the same hatred and rage against he machine, the same vengefulness, the same insanity, and the same criminal idiocy, the same paranoia...

Did I mention the exact same talking points?

RON PAUL!

re: #47 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

The other way round, Ed, the other way round. That is, convert from decimal.

re: #48 ZionistYoungster

re: #39 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

Ed, PLEASE! The Koslims don't like having their bubbles burst. Show a little sensitivity!

/

re: #41 Slumbering Behemoth

It was a small typo, but people might mistake it for another subtlety, so I had to mark it as such.

Your typo, being in the middle of the word rather than on an end (like my most recent typo, above, which I am ignoring), was skipped by my eye. I usually ignore my typos, unless they are Freudian typos.

Hillary and Mao- 08'!

Let the toxins flow!

Aah yes, using special characters to censor the expletives, as though they make up for using such words in the first place. Cursing in a written statement is like throwing a punch in a face to face disagreement; it means you already lost the argument.

We were all wondering how the left would react to the obvious similarity between Bin Laden's video and thier own views. It appears they will try to supress the idea. The new choice is by supression "demand Brooks be fired" or demonization "STAND UP and PUSH...back.

Memo to the KKKossies

How does this affect the idea that Bin Laden is a C.I.A. plant, and probable skull and bones member? Is the latest video a double false flag operation to discredit the progessives before an election? Is it coincidence that Karl Rove leaves the Whitehouse and Bin Laden reappears? Why has no one ever seen both of them in the same room?

I really can't thinkof anything too insane for the kos kids to believe.

It is not time to shut David Brooks down.

No.More.Free.Speech.Or.Opinion.Permitted!

/ faux kos mode

Hey that is a great photo shop opportunity for somebody. I'm thinking Islamic Rage Boy embracing Markos with page in his hand saying Osama ain't no leftie.

Sorry, Ed, I misunderstood you myself. Starting with F means 61,440 and up (to 65,535). And 0 for O is a regular.

Happiness is watching liberals blow their tops when people refer back to things they've said in the past, which they call 'smearing' or 'dirty tricks'. However, seeing the USA's #1 enemy who murdered 3000 people in one day parrot their rhetoric is the sweetest thing ever.

I heard one guy call in to John Gibson replying to this by saying "Would you call us traitors if Osama said not to drink paint?" (i.e., Osama was merely pointing out obvious truths). Gibson: "So you agree with Bin Laden! You're on his side!" Lefty caller: "Just because I agree with him doesn't mean I'm on his side!" Gibson: "Actually, yes it does."

re: #43 buzzsawmonkey

re: #37 Oh no...Sand People!

Garden gnomes. Somebody needs to make Osama Bin Laden garden gnomes.

He would look so natural squatting in the rock garden, or peeping out from behind a rhododendron.

Oh look.
[Link: www.gardengnomefromhell.com...]

but...

but...

but...

Olberman Bin Laden says Brooks is Nuts! Fire doesn't melt steel, vote for Ron Paul...

noam chimsky got two 'chusidum' hugo chavaz and osama bin laudin

way to go ass hole
message to chimsky 'neim dien kup un stuppen dien touckas azoy, gay fressen

Crazy yes? I have seen a couple of liberal sites that make a special note of being banned from kos. They have this little jpeg with...Booted from Ko$ and proud of it. Beneath it says..for being too independent. I think we should get a list started somewhere to expose the fascist way he does business over there. Especially liked the dollar sign...any thoughts? Yes I was booted from Kos and I am an independent/liberal/conservative or "Ilc" ...lol

It is going to get harder and harder for the moonbats to sweep this under the rug as more and more of them join the Jihad.
The islamo-libs love that fascist vibe, man.

Yeah, it's a terrible visual.

MarKOS behind one of his favorite gay Kossacks, saying PUSH BACK, PUSH BACK, YEAH, THAT'S IT.

PUSH THE F*CK BACK!

WHO'S YOUR DADDY

In a civilized society, one doesn't PUSH-THE-F*CK-BACK.

One produces an argument showing how the opponent is wrong.

A reality-based-community would know this.

The once-great democrat party is being over-run by barbarians. Will they try to turn the tide? They appear not to want to turn this ugly tide.

re: #68 buzzsawmonkey

re: #63 mama winger

LOL.

But I'd still like to see actual gnomes made in the image of Bin Laden. He'd be the perfect model.

I'll have to brush up on my woodcarving skills :)

Left-wing democrats and Osama also share the same adoration for left-wing Marxist intellectuals. Osama said so. The Kos Kidz should be proud--- they have a new friend.

Hillary/Osama/Obama/Mao/Chavez/ - 08' world domination!

It's for the children.

Come on David... you wanna talk dirty... i’ll go toe-to-toe with you.

It’s time. To. Push.The.F*ck.Back.

Holy cow, now that's one heck of a throw down!
A toe-to-toe dirty talking contest. Run away, David!
He'll cuss you to smithereens before you can get a 'darn-it-all-anyway' out.

JWM

Hmmm, Will the kids of the kosmos look in the mirror and have an epiphany?

Pack's up by 10.

re: #56 zmdavid

We were all wondering how the left would react to the obvious similarity between Bin Laden's video and thier own views. It appears they will try to supress the idea. The new choice is by supression "demand Brooks be fired" or demonization "STAND UP and PUSH...back.

And of course, the little fella has expressed his is reaaallly, like - annngrrry - 'cause he used dots in between the words! That nuvo-mini-literary conceit is starting to get on my nerves. A good writer can convey emotion and vent spleen, when need be, without using gimmicks.

KKKos can't admit that their philosophies and those of OBL are one and the same. And OBL has come out and said it. In one, easy-to-access video, the world can see for themselves, once and for all, that KKKos and AQ are so very similar in their worldview, and yet KKKos seethes (just like the RoPers do! Wow!) when it's pointed out to them.

So many moonbats...

What surprises me the most is that no one is willing to refute Mr. Brooks's claims. All this talk of action and yet... nothing is getting done.

Socialism works!

Osama is just applying the old Arab saying "The enemy of my enemy is my friend".
FWIW I have serious doubts about the video showing a real living breathing Bin Laden to start with. Have you ever seen talk without moving his hands?

re: #72 FrogMarch

Hillary/Osama/Obama/Mao/Chavez/ - 08' world domination!

Sarrack Hubbein Osama!

re: #55 CheDub

My mistake about the special characters, just checked the actual piece. Good for Charles to clean it up.

I love David Brooks. He has two books I can't recommend highly enough: Bobos in Paradise and On Paradise Drive.

Ok so it's the crappiest photoshop you ever saw - it was the first time I ever did anything with Photoshop... think of it like that ugly clay teapot you brought home from art class in the fifth grade.

re: #73 JWM

Come on David... you wanna talk dirty... i’ll go toe-to-toe with you.
It’s time. To. Push.The.F*ck.Back.

Holy cow, now that's one heck of a throw down!
A toe-to-toe dirty talking contest. Run away, David!
He'll cuss you to smithereens before you can get a 'darn-it-all-anyway' out.

JWM

LMAO just picturing this!

Chris Wallace to Ron Paul in the New Hampshire debate:
"Are you saying we should take our marching orders from Al Queda?"

#66 dartagnan45

How about this?

re: #77 6pat6

No, I don't think that Osama and Kos have much in common other than their goal to see America fail. Osama is acting like a politician, courting his base with what they want to hear. He's playing them for the fools they are.

Would Mohammad vote for Ron Paul? Curious minds want to know!

re: #76 Cattt

Actually I added the dots and failed to note it, sorry.

Can any one tell me the difference between the moonbats "seething" at a G8 summit or the Jihadi's "seething" when...well pick your subject.
They seethe because it is a Jew conspiracy that there was not enough jelly in their donut.

Now how long before we see Osama banned from Kos?

re: #90 zmdavid

re: #76 Cattt

Actually I added the dots and failed to note it, sorry.

No, no, no hon. Not your ellipsis. The original last line. The dots in between each word. /sigh

re: #80 Just_A_Grunt

Osama is just applying the old Arab saying "The enemy of my enemy is my friend".
FWIW I have serious doubts about the video showing a real living breathing Bin Laden to start with. Have you ever seen talk without moving his hands?

Not to argue, but to dispel mis-information making the rounds of the internet:
1. He does move his hands and fingers during the tape.
2. The outfit he's wearing is the same style as the outfit in previous vids, the trim is different if you look closer, and the shade's different so different outfit.

A lot of people on the left want to make like it's not real; but it is from what I've seen, and reading the analysis.

re: #84 Thanos

Nah, that's nothing. I did much worse when I tried pasting Olmert's head onto Neville Chamberlain's body, back in August 2006 (here, near the bottom of the post).

It's something akin to Gutfeld's speech about the same thing put on Youtube and people are piling on the "You're a fag." "You work for Fox News, so you're a ball toucher." And all sorts of classy classy things.

Good to see debate has devolved into name calling ala fourth grade.

re: #95 ZionistYoungster

re: #84 Thanos

Nah, that's nothing. I did much worse when I tried pasting Olmert's head onto Neville Chamberlain's body, back in August 2006 (here, near the bottom of the post).

So you're artful commentary with the photoshop masterpiece demonstrates that Olmert has a big head -- Brilliant work!

re: #94 Thanos

I agree he did move his fingers and hands, although very small movements. In all the other videos I have seen of him he using his hands very animated and always with a finger extended as if lecturing a misbehaving dog. In this one it looks more like he is using the table to hold on to and is very rigid.
How many Islamic imams, clerics or average man on the street do you know that can do that? Reminds me of the old Italian joke.
Q: How do you torture an Italian?
A: Tie his hands and make him talk.

What, precisely, does one say when someone who's been having a temper tantrum for the last six years says "it's time to get rowdy!"

I guess they had a choice of rejecting OBL's overture or attack those who point it out, they chose the latter.

This reminds me of Bill Clinton's reply when Dick Morris produced a poll showing that the majority of Americans would turn on Clinton if it were proved true that he had sex with his intern in the oval office.

When Clinton was confronted with the reality of the poll, he is said to have replied "WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WIN." Which means, "we're busted, so we will attack our enemies."

The Clinton team knowingly proceeded to plant stories in the media about Monica being a "stalker."

These bastards have no shame. None.

/pimf "you're" == your

Question: How do you make a lefty seethe?
Answer: Tell him the truth about his failed ideology.

Man, nothing makes those folks go nuts like a little truth told. Their entire ideological house of cards is built on NEVER, EVER speaking the truth about most of the things they believe in. Whenever a little truth gets through — in this case, that they and Osama Bin Laden want the same things for America — they just go berserk. It's funny as hell to watch. They're all stampin' their feet and throwin' their pacifiers on the floor. Waaa.

I think the liberal blogs know deep down that OBL does sound like them. And they're even just a tad embarrassed about it, although they will never admit it. However, cognitive dissonance makes them think the newer bin Laden tapes are all a Rove! and Cheney! conspiracy.

But I really think that deep down, they are a just a tad bit ashamed that OBL, a mass murdering terrorist psychopath echos their talking points word for word. And they have to destroy anyone who would point out this obvious fact.

Sure drops the F bomb a lot

re: #98 Just_A_Grunt

re: #94 Thanos

I agree he did move his fingers and hands, although very small movements. In all the other videos I have seen of him he using his hands very animated and always with a finger extended as if lecturing a misbehaving dog. In this one it looks more like he is using the table to hold on to and is very rigid.
How many Islamic imams, clerics or average man on the street do you know that can do that? Reminds me of the old Italian joke.
Q: How do you torture an Italian?
A: Tie his hands and make him talk.

I'm thinking he's very ill ... as in some of the diseases endemic to region, or perhaps rad poisoning?

It’s time. To. Push.The.F*ck.Back.

And when have they NOT pushed back? Their problem isn't lack of "pushing back". Their problem is a complete lack of reasoned, logical argument.

Notice the little islamo-lib does not call out Bin Laden about what he said?
Does not accuse him of propaganda, of twisting the lefty view for his own ends?
Nope. The islamo-lib takes it at face value because he agrees with Osama.

re: #21 ErislDysnomia

one observation:

Osama seemed to be threatening us to convert to Islam.

Isn't compulsion in religion forbidden in thre RoP?

He was inviting us to convert ...or else we die.

re: #102 Laugh a Lot

"They're all stampin' their feet and throwin' their pacifiers on the floor. "
Best laugh of the morning.

Strange question on an observation. Why does it seem there are more references to KOS on LGF then there are on Democratic Underground? Do the denizens of DU not get along with Kos?

American communist sympathizers, and some other leftists, used the Soviet Union's talking points. Near the end of the Cold War this was reversed; the Soviets started using liberal cliches. Now the terrorists are talking like leftists.

Is anyone has any free time, a fun thing to do would be to create a little game:

"Who said it: Osama bin Laden or a Kos diarist?"

Then mix in some quotes from both parties and let the reader try to figure out who said what.

pfiore8 has proven one thing: possession of a potty mouth. Hey, pfiore8, your mother still wants you to clean up your room.

#110 Just_A_Grunt

I suspect DU is what mathematicians call a "proper subset" of KOS.

They're the same clowns in a different circus tent.

...of course, just to play devils advocate against myself.
When watching The War of the Worlds , I always think the libs would be siding with the aliens, because the world is over-populated and we are ruining the earth. So, therefore, we deserved it and should become alien food.

re: #25 Oh no...Sand People!

I will ignore your Tad Homonym remarks.
/

The very worst thing we can do is whine about David Brooks or any other pundit-turned-panderer comparing bin Laden to left blogs or progressive philosophy.

When Pundits Go Wild!

re: #87 RadicalRon

that would be one fugly TRANNY

What is a pundit?

re: #112 Phil.

Is anyone has any free time, a fun thing to do would be to create a little game:

"Who said it: Osama bin Laden or a Kos diarist?"

Then mix in some quotes from both parties and let the reader try to figure out who said what.

Or add in olberman. he is full of obl.

re: #115 hous bin pharteen

Interesting, but your on Cog's turf.
/

Like Peter Pundit picked a peck of pundits?

Humpty Pundity sat on a wall?

The Three Little Pig Pundits?

re: #110 Just_A_Grunt

DOES MACY'S TALK TO GIMBAL?

#112 Phil

Also fun to play...

Who said it, Algor or the Unabomber?

Though now we'd include Osama in this since he's an environmentalist too and cares very much about carbon emissions outside the context of airline suicide missions.

It really is fun to watch the liberals squirm, but in all fairness to them, I don't think Bin Laden (or whoever made that video) cares about taxes, global warming, Chomsky, etc. He is simply pandering to the left in an attempt to weaken the West.

re: #111 LesLein

Don't forget one important thing about these terrorists.
The USSR supported, funded, and trained many of them back in the day.
Anything to strike at the west.
It is only natural the libs and jihadis would find common cause again.

re: #127 buzzsawmonkey

Well when macy's took over fields they screwed it up

Too important to waste on the DT
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Ministers 'covered up' gun crime

THE government was accused yesterday of covering up the full
extent of the gun crime epidemic sweeping Britain, after official
figures showed that gun-related killings and injuries had risen
more than fourfold since 1998.

The same goes on in Oz, but they're in denial. Especially re: home invasions.

Keith Olbermann's Special Comment and Usama Bin Laden Tape Compared

re: #127 buzzsawmonkey

it is more of an expression anyway

re: #125 zmdavid

It is the the desire to run every aspect of society and crush any dissent that appeals to both groups.
The inner fascist in them.
Does not matter if its telling you what you can say, what you can eat, what you can drive, (the libs) to who can drive, what you can eat, what you have to wear, and who you have to pray to (islamonuts) it is the same thing.

re: #93 Cattt
OK. I feel stupid now.
My #56 didn't come out right anyway.
It should have been that they can't decide whether to shut Brooks up or shout Brooks down.

I can just see this kids mother coming down in the basement wanting to know what was going on while he was screaming and crying while posting his tirade...yes mom,I`m sorry,I`ll take the trash out in a minute!

re: #132 yochanan

re: #127 buzzsawmonkey

it is more of an expression anyway

I remember it - I'm a student of history (hee hee).

I sometimes say "After you, my dear Alphonse" to people (got that from my daddy) - no one ever says "After YOU, my dear Gaston" any more. :)

re: #135 zmdavid

re: #93 Cattt
OK. I feel stupid now.
My #56 didn't come out right anyway.
It should have been that they can't decide whether to shut Brooks up or shout Brooks down.

:)

Another insane moonbat diary @ Daily Kos. By Counterpunch contributor David Lindorff, big on the 9-11 Truther and Impeachment circuit.
"Was That Nuclear-Armed B-52 Flight Destined for Iran?"
[Link: www.dailykos.com...]

re: #76 Cattt

And of course, the little fella has expressed his is reaaallly, like - annngrrry - 'cause he used dots in between the words! That nuvo-mini-literary conceit is starting to get on my nerves. A good writer can convey emotion and vent spleen, when need be, without using gimmicks.

Hallelujah and amen.

I'm with you completely. Nothing annoys me so much about the internet as the rise of these bad writing tropes. They do the opposite of what they're intended to do: They dilute words until they have hardly any meaning at all.

Some think that Adam Gadhan helped Osama come up with the speech to appeal to Americans. That would explain all the conspiracy stuff.

Adam Gadhan must be a CIA plant. Should we tell Osama? LOL

re: #145 buzzsawmonkey

re: #144 canadianally

Gadahn is not a plant--but, like an onion, he does have his head in the ground.

Shhh! We just want Osama to think Gadahn is CIA.

Well I'm no Photoshop expert, however I did cobble this together:

Che bin Laden

This chimera represents the ultimate hero to the modern hard Left. Think of him as their version of Christ Antichrist.

...expose the lies and self-serving nature of their commentary.

So Kos is going to take Brooks on and show how Bin Laden does not sound like a progressive...blah, blah?

The Kos rant makes no sense. I've been waiting to hear a rational argument for six years. They still don't have one.

Hmmm.

The similarities between OBL's plans and those of our left need deep and considered contemplation, so I have gathered together all of the Great Minds In My House for this enormous undertaking. My think tank consists of me, my cat, and a potted plant (a cycas revoluta, if you must know).

OBL wants to cripple and subjugate America and the West.
OBL releases a tape of his solutions for his America problem
OBL's solutions are exactly the same as yours

Hmmm... think... think... think... what does it mean? I think we have come to an answer.

It means you (the left) want to see America crippled! You want to subjugate the American people just like bin Laden does!

My cat figured this out first, and I gotta tell ya... its a good thing she's pretty, 'cause she sure ain't smart. She gets stepped on many times per day, but she continues to run under my feet every time I move. In fact, I'm pretty sure the plant outwits her routinely. If she can figure this out, there's no way the MSM can spin this away... the public is going to see the remarkable similarities too.

I think you guys are in deep doo doo come 2008.

re: #39 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

BTW, I worked for Halliburton for over two years in the last century, . . .

Not once did I ever go on secret missions to hurt dark skinned people, or topple democratically elected governments, or put Spanish Fly in Bill Clinton's Diet Pepsi.

Ed, that was one of the funniest, well, funnies I've read from you in a long time. Good stuff.

But you do know you're giving Progressive Morons ideas, right?

I love it. The guy's not refuting the obvious, that Ben Laden and the left are on the exact same page, he's getting pissed because somebody isn't coming up with a counter argument for him.

His brilliant rebuttal? "Push.The.F*ck.Back"?

Hey pussy! Push the f*ck back yourself. Don't start whimpering because somebody isn't doing it for you!

"Progressives": Scummy, Stupid, Wimpy, Weak, Hateful, Self centered, Self loathing, gullible, superstitious, ignorant, violent (as long as somebody else is doing their violence for them) lying, obnoxious, shrill, sexually incompetent, (from what I've heard) immature, socially retarded, talentless, arrogant, corrupt and evil.

Other than that they're a barrel of fun.

re: #133 buzzsawmonkey

re: #132 yochanan

I know it's an expression, but with Gimbel's long out of business "Does Macy's tell Gimbel's?" has all the punch and freshness of "23-skiddoo" or "So's your old man."

Hey, now! I've shopped at Gimbel's (right across from Macy's on 34th St., though my miracle was on 33rd St. in 1994 with the Ranguhs). Don't go tellin' me my shelf life has expired! Sheesh! No respect, I tell ya, no respect!

re: #2 cbinflux

Get ready for the progressive gay slurs at Kos.

Is David Brooks gay?

Hey Dems: If the shoe fits, WEAR IT!

Osama is your biggest buddy! We will make sure that Americans remember that.

Can't quite tell, but one of the comments implies that Brooks's comments were somehow "unconstitutional" and Bill Clinton, having taken an oath tp protect the Constitution is obligated to shut Brooks down. Seriously.

he took an oath to protect our

Constitution and by extension the country and being an ex-president does not alleviate himof this duty... more important than Hill being prez

we need inform people about those like Brooks who work against the interests of our country and our middle class...

he's needs to be slapped down by some big guns... Clinton would do

re: #154 buzzsawmonkey

re: #153 RickZ

You haven't been to New York too recently, have you?

LOL! I've live in the City (Brooklyn starting in 1981, Queens since 1985). But no, I haven't been to New York recently; bloody damn different borough! LOL!

Gimbel's closed what--15 years ago? 20? The store was converted to an indoor mall at least 10 years ago.

Yeah, I know. I was married to a shop-a-holic once. Been there, done that. Don't really want to do it again.

Let me try that again: I live in the City.

In the erudite commentary for this DailyKos rant we find:

tips for pushing the f*** back (16+ / 0-)
no more shutting the arguments down... it's time to get it right

no screaming or yelling... but telling it for what it is

TRUTH... i want somebody to tell the truth

[more expletives]

Should someone tell this Kossard that appealing to truth will sometimes force one to reevaluate one's position, one's worldview, one's life. Truth is very unyielding. If you are not prepared to change your entire mindset, don't try to argue truth.

I read “pfiore8”’s “pile” and decided to post some comments about it:

The very worst thing we can do is whine . . .

(perhaps, but it is what you do best and continuously)

. . .about David Brooks or any other pundit-turned-panderer . . .

(what do we call Kos for making his John Edwards(?) political ad?)

. . .comparing bin Laden to left blogs or progressive philosophy.

If the Hsu fits . . .

What are we thinking anyway? I'll tell you what it's time for: for us to grow up. . . .

(and perhaps act like adults instead of snotty 12-year olds. Get some education, in rhetoric and logic, history, etc.)

(Don't waste your money on "progressive" stuff (Maya Angelou will pass, just like Timothy Leary), read Plato, Socrates, Marcus Aurelius . . . )

. . . To stop thinking we can manage ideas by shutting them up. It's been tried on us. . our M.O. for decades. . .

What we should do? Engage Brooks and show up his assholery for what it is: a desperate attempt to save his reputation by making look wrong or dangerous those who actually had the right call on the war.

With apologies to Superman (Marvel vs. DC, After Hours #2), “you dooo look wrong or and dangerous . . . ” and OBL’s latest video proooves it.

We need to stop complaining about what they say about us. Stand-the-fuck-up and talk back and expose the lies and self-serving nature of their commentary.

It is not time to shut David Brooks down. It is time for us to STAND UP and PUSH-THE-FUCK back.

I say we take them on... and show how their policies have made bin Laden a hero and a big business. . . .

(and when will the Left announce OBL T-shirts, to match the Che T-shirts?)

. . . And maybe challenge them on why we haven't gotten bin Laden...

("We"? Perhaps subversives among us, who were and are opposed to war and invading Afghanistan, and using enough troops, etc., are responsible)

. . . because a dead bin Laden is bad for Halliburton's business.

A dead bin Laden, put on display, is bad for jihadis that want to detonate bombs on busses and school gyms, fly airplanes into buildings, kidnap women, etc.

Come on David... you wanna talk dirty... i'll go toe-to-toe with you.

I may be banned for writing this, but this line of “pfiore8” has got to be the butchest callout ever posted.

I’m certain that, as a side effect, little doggies throughout the US now run about with their tails stiffly erect, and growl louder and tear up extra grass after they grunt out a hard pile.

It's time. To. Push.The.Fuck.Back.

Obviously I chose the wrong imagery.

...why is this surprising to them? They had it coming.

Why are leftists so hopping mad? They have a new champion:

Bin Laden: Hero of the Left

Read his latest message to the world, in which he appeals to the Left’s same neuroses, myths, prophets and demons - and to the same yearning for a totalitarian escape from the terrors of freedom.

Go through the list.

The capitalist system seeks to turn the entire world into a fiefdom of the major corporations...

All of mankind is in danger because of the global warming resulting in a large degree from the emissions of the factories of the major corporations...

No to spilling red blood for black oil...

It has now become clear to you and the entire world the impotence of the democratic system and how it plays with the interests of the peoples and their blood by sacrificing soldiers and populations to achieve the interests of the major corporations...

Among the most capable of those from your own side who speak to you on this topic (or war in Iraq) and on the manufacturing of public opinion is Noam Chomsky...

You should liberate yourself from the deception, shackles and attraction of the capitalist system...

I invite you to embrace Islam.

Actually - I think Left-winger progressives should convert to Islam.

re: #30 ZionistYoungster

I wish those people would just hexademical 61613.

I agree.

/use your calculator in windows

Kos Kidz grow up? It's theoretically possible...but I won't hold my breath while I wait.

The problem here is that the entire leftist mindset is emotionally based. There's no logic or evidence behind it, merely a great deal of hatred for those who disagree, and a fervent wish that the laws of the universe should be other than they are.

It's been attributed to many wags that "you cannot reason a man out of something he didn't reason himself into," but it's nonetheless true. That's why arguing with leftists is pointless -- and why expecting them to mature in response to counter-evidence and argument is next to hopeless.

I don't worry. They've become ever wilder and more venomous as time has passed. Fewer and fewer decent persons are willing to treat with them. At some point, they'll marginalize themselves sufficiently that we need no longer concern ourselves with them.

I'm wondering, has anyone thought to look in OBL's mom's basement to see if he's living there?

re: #31 Ghostbuster

Osama bin Laden is the new mainstream voice of the Democratic Party.

Laugh a lot wrote:

Question: How do you make a lefty seethe?
Answer: Tell him the truth about his failed ideology.

David Brooks is in trouble for: Speaking Truth to Moonbats

re: #39 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

Not once did I ever go on secret missions to hurt dark skinned people, or topple democratically elected governments, or put Spanish Fly in Bill Clinton's Diet Pepsi

But if you had, you'd have to deny it.

Gah, I can't stay away from this crap! Like a moth to a flame, I just have to look. At least I'm not the one who has to dredge up crap from Kos and HuffandPuff, thankfully.

What a bunch of thin-skinned moonbats. Loads of F-Bombs and sputtering rage but no ability to refute Brooks or deny what OBL said. Their only solution (and it's always their only solution) is to shut up the messenger.

Just because OBL hates Bush, opposes the war in Iraq, loves Chomsky, wants to subjugate Christians and Jews, is concerned about Global Warming, is really upset with the Democratic leadership of the House and Senate because they have not kept their promise to stop funding the war, and because he hates major corporations like Halliburton doesn't mean that he is a netroot progressive does it?

I gotta go. There is something in my backyard. It walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck. I am just not sure what it is.

No, I don't think that Osama and Kos have much in common other than their goal to see America fail. Osama is acting like a politician, courting his base with what they want to hear. He's playing them for the fools they are.

This is a good point. You have to give the kossacks this much--Osama probably doesn't agree with them about all that much (they just both hold America, Israel, Jews, and Christianity in the same esteem).
The real insult here is that Osama thinks that he can convert the leftists to his cause by using their talking points.
If Osama talked about the tragedy of elective abortion, or the foolishness of excessive taxation, or other conservative ideas, and used that to try to convince conservatives to abandon America and embrace Islam and Sharia, I wouldn't disagree with his criticism, I would be deeply contempuous of him thinking that that would ever, EVER cause me to feel the slightest sympathy, let alone support for the murdering Islamic fundamentalist.

The sad thing is that most liberals don't even see this. They think that their positions are so self-evident that anyone even slightly less evil than Bush would of course hold them. (and I suspect that that is a position in which most would place Osama, along with the lesser known Islamic terrorists)

The sadder truth is that Osama needn't bother appealing to liberals other issues, since they would gladly sell out Iraq and the rest of the world to regain political power in America, such is their hatred and paranoia.

Sorry, I mean their HATRED. and. PARANOIA.

Others have alluded to it, but more succinctly, it is supremely ironic that the KOStard (can't bring myself to call him a pundit or poster) starts off with, "The very worst thing we can do is whine about David Brooks ..." and then proceeds to do exactly that.

It must really hurt knowing that the philosophy (OK, maybe that's a bit pretentious for a social approach that advocates taking from the fruits of the labors of one person at the point of a gun to give to another person who is not equivalently motivated to succeed) that one espouses is exactly the same at that of the avowed enemy of your country. From their viewpoint though, this is not because it's true, but because it makes them look bad.

#174

PIMF: ... that one espouses is exactly the same at as that ...

Fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuckity-fuck.

It’s time. To. Push.The.F*ck.Back.

This whole "periods-after-every-word-for-effect" thing is so fuckity fucking dumb. Firstly, it's OVERUSED. Second, I believe it's more correct to use ellipses anyway, fuckheads.

P.S.

These impotent fuckity-fucks have been threatening to get all hardcore in your face strong-bad and pushy since like, 2002. Shit or get off the fuckityfucking pot.

The left has been angry, bullying and pushing the f***k back ever since the 1960's. That's how they got as far as they did, by mocking, shutting-up and browbeating the opposition, till it gave in.

Now, with the internet, they find they actually have to prove their assertions by argument and logical debate, and they're just not up to the task. Furthermore, they can't use the old scream racist/uptight/bigot-bigot-stupid-ugly! tactic on us anymore; oh, they use it, but a lot of us are screaming back now, and we don't just curl up like salted snails and die when called "racist" or "Islamophobe."

This bozo can talk dirty all he likes. It's what the Left's been doing since 1968, and it doesn't prove a thing.

Why do you think angry leftists always seem to look like they are constipated? Answer--they are following their religious teachings.

/Seethe and you shall bind

"It’s time. To. Push.The.F*ck.Back".

LOL

Warriors...Come out and play-yay!

Meanwhile, here are some more Bushitlerisms ...

Bin Laden, probably is a lefty blogger. He mostly likely has an account and puppets at KoS.

Not being a Lefty myself, I'm scratching my head at what it was Brooks said that was apparently so untrue as to cause the huff. Besides, David Horowitz has already done a yeoman's job of documenting the Islamo-Leftist convergence. Their goals coincide quite readily.

re: #43 buzzsawmonkey

re: #37 Oh no...Sand People!

Garden gnomes. Somebody needs to make Osama Bin Laden garden gnomes.

He would look so natural squatting in the rock garden, or peeping out from behind a rhododendron.

Yeah, it would be funny until he starts blowing up the infidel gnomes.