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LGF Poll: Is Bin Laden Alive?

Tue, Sep 11, 2007 at 3:27:50 pm PDT

Our poll for today asks the simple question:

UPDATE at 9/11/07 6:23:18 pm:

(Poll temporarily removed, to give Troofers something to talk about...)

UPDATE at 9/11/07 7:15:34 pm:

Before being removed, here were the most recent results:

Do you believe Osama bin Laden is alive?

Yes - 1,419 / 32.4%
No - 2,100 / 48%
Unsure - 860 / 19.6%
Total: 4,379

UPDATE at 9/12/07 2:37:49 pm:

Testing:

LGF Poll

Do you believe Osama bin Laden is alive?

 

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1 kaitian868[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:28:16pm
2 DesertSage  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:28:50pm

Doesn't he have a show on MSNBC..Countdown or something?

3 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:29:07pm

Ron Paul!

4 WK  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:29:20pm

No Ron Paul option?

5 Rogue198  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:29:25pm

Where's the Ron Paul option?

oh...and "NO"

6 Rogue198  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:29:45pm

re: #4 WK

No Ron Paul option?


beat me by 5 seconds :p

7 DoubleU  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:30:06pm

With no Ron Paul option how can he win every Internet poll I ask?

8 Kaitian868  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:30:19pm

re: #2 DesertSage

Doesn't he have a show on MSNBC..Countdown or something?


That's Mohammed Bin Olberrdouche

9 mama winger  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:30:38pm

I don't think he's alive.

Little Winger is sure that he is.

So I split my vote to "Who knows?"

10 Fjordman  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:30:48pm

I suspect he is still alive, yes.

11 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:31:17pm

I suspect he;s alive too.

12 hous bin pharteen  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:31:25pm

IF Saturday Night Live had any balls, they would do a skit called

"Weekend at Osama's"

13 mama winger  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:32:31pm

If he is alive, I'm sure he's working at DNC headquarters.

14 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:32:32pm

Charles...you need a ...it doesn't matter cause the jihad will go on button.

15 yochanan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:33:04pm

please no more ron pauls

16 ParanoidPyro  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:33:42pm

I personally believe that he is dead...a guy who, for 5-10 years couldn't get out from in front of the camera has only a handful in the last 4 years? And these last 2 videos not very convincing about his liveliness?

My theory: he's dead/captured. Bush knows this, but refused to turn him into a martyr. Far-fetched? Possibly, but there it is.

17 DesertSage  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:33:44pm

I hear he's going to give the keynote address at the Democrat National Convention next year.

18 DoubleU  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:33:53pm

Is Ron Paul still alive you also be an interesting poll.

19 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:33:59pm

re: #12 hous bin pharteen

IF Saturday Night Live had any balls, they would do a skit called

"Weekend at Osama's"


That would be hilarious and would make me watch snl again.

20 cosmo  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:34:13pm

re: #8 Kaitian868

re: #2 DesertSage

Doesn't he have a show on MSNBC..Countdown or something?


That's Mohammed Bin Olberrdouche

Um...actually it's Queef Ubermunch

21 TimeQuake  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:34:15pm

I brought this up on the dead thread, when the first video came out. Did you notice his hands? He looked liked he had just gotten a manicure. How does he keep his nails so clean, living in a cave?

22 Born Again Republican  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:34:19pm

Does voting make it so? :-)

23 David IV of Georgia  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:34:20pm

Is Ron Paul alive?

24 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:34:24pm

Ron Paul is Osama...thats why we can't find him...he is in Wastington D.C.

25 Rain Patriot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:34:57pm

Ron Pa-

Damnit, beat me to it.

Oh well. RON PAUL!

26 rab3  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:34:59pm

Osama and 72 raisins packed into one. Enjoy. Good night everyone.

27 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:35:03pm

Why do I have to check the 'show email' box and enter my email every time I open a new page?

28 new2thezoo  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:35:15pm

He's probably in them thar hills in Pakistan awaiting the moment Mushareef is taken out and he is given the 'button' on a gold platter.

29 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:35:55pm

re: #21 TimeQuake

I brought this up on the dead thread, when the first video came out. Did you notice his hands? He looked liked he had just gotten a manicure. How does he keep his nails so clean, living in a cave?


If he is alive...he is not in a cave...he is in Iran.

30 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:35:57pm

Osama is a Muppet™

31 zionistentity  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:36:22pm

Alive (for now) in Pakistan.

32 stuck in california  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:36:22pm

He'd be making a lot more noise if he were alive. Fuckers dead.

33 jcm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:36:27pm

BushCheneyRove killed him and skinned him, now Rove wears the Osama suit whenever they need to scare people into following their evil plans.
/moonbat

34 eon  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:36:30pm

The "beard dyeing" thing makes me wonder.

Dyed to reflect his commitment to the Jihad?

Or Photoshopped to give an appearance that footage (of him in the same outfit from four years ago ) is new?

Also consider that with modern computer-driven voice duplication and/or synthesis, anybody could have spoken his monologue, and it would have tripped all but the most detailed computer analysis as the real McCoy.

/Am I the only one who thinks that Treknology may arrive well before the 23rd Century, if in fact it isn't already here in a lot of respects?

cheers

eon

35 hous bin pharteen  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:37:29pm

re: #29 storagemanager


That would make sense, wouldn't it.

36 TimeQuake  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:37:36pm

re: #29 storagemanager

he is in Iran.

That took the wind out of my sails.

37 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:38:24pm

re: #34 eon

The "beard dyeing" thing makes me wonder.

Dyed to reflect his commitment to the Jihad?

Or Photoshopped to give an appearance that footage (of him in the same outfit from four years ago ) is new?

Also consider that with modern computer-driven voice duplication and/or synthesis, anybody could have spoken his monologue, and it would have tripped all but the most detailed computer analysis as the real McCoy.

/Am I the only one who thinks that Treknology may arrive well before the 23rd Century, if in fact it isn't already here in a lot of respects?

cheers

eon



[Link: www.jihadwatch.org...]

38 Dianna  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:38:41pm

I think he's dead, but I am not certain. I waver.

However, I voted "no" because I mostly think he's dead. Even if absense of evidence is not necessarily evidence of absense.

And with that, I bid you all a very good evening.

39 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:38:42pm

re: #27 newsjunkie_ky

Because you didn't clean your plate.

40 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:38:49pm

He's a lefty sock puppet. At least he sounds like one.

41 Eowyn2  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:39:30pm

re: #14 storagemanager

Charles...you need a ...it doesn't matter cause the jihad will go on button.

that was my reply too.

Proving his death brings the following items to the fore:

1) the US will eventually get their man
2) the Islamists will have an international martyr
3) Bin Laden wont be made the Caliphe.

42 PIERRE_LEGRAND[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:39:34pm
43 Rain Patriot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:39:36pm

re: #29 storagemanager

Honestly?

I've been certain since probably about 2003 or so that he's in Iran.

44 DesertSage  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:39:44pm

He's dead Jim.

45 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:40:09pm

ABC Nightly News says that sodding Saudi Arabia now looks the other way and piles of money are leaving bound for al Quaeda.

Shocka!

46 American Soldier  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:40:17pm

Ron Paul!

Who gives a fuck if binLardo is still alive? He's just one evil gerbil among millions who require stomping.

47 TimeQuake  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:40:31pm

re: #44 DesertSage

LOL

48 Piglet-U93  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:40:52pm

re: #44 DesertSage

He's dead Jim.

He's definitely dead Jim.

49 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:41:14pm

I don't think it matters one way or another if Osama is dead or not. Either way he is a martyr to the rabid jihadis. The moonbat left will never see the correct side of the terrorism issue so he'll remain a weapon to attack Bush over. I am with Charles, I think he has been pushing up daisies for quite some time.

P.S. My fantasy football team has been named after "Islamic Rage Boy".

50 father_of_10  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:41:23pm

If he is alive, then our war on terror is pretty successful in that he has been so marginalized that this is the best he can do! Stupid ditties from a cave. If he's dead, then I find it equally satisfying that this is the best the terrorists can do. With incredible modern technology at their disposal, these sand apes can't do any better than this? How pathetic.

51 Biggyrat  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:41:27pm

I think he's been dead since tora bora was vaporized, nothin' left but ashes on the breeze.

His ashes my friend, are blowin' in the wind
osama bin blowin' in the wind

"My sincere apologies to Dylan, or any of his fans out there."

52 jbolty  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:41:33pm

If we had not let OBL escape tora bora and/or had continued to fight the real terror war in Afgahanistan then once Bin Laden was captured then all terror around the world would have ceased. Is that about right?

/moonbat off

53 Dr. Shalit  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:41:52pm

Everyone -

I truly believe he is dead -- some time between October 2004 and now. The "Osama" who appeared in the recent videos does not even look like the same guy around the eyes and nose let alone the beard.
Best thing we can do is to spread the story that he died - preferably from a "work accident", "friendly fire", suicide, or a sexually transmitted disease. Let's screw with their heads for a change!

-S-

54 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:42:16pm

re: #43 Rain Patriot

re: #29 storagemanager

Honestly?

I've been certain since probably about 2003 or so that he's in Iran.


Waiting for a nuke...or a dirty bomb at least...Iran thinks it can keep its hands clean...like with Hiz'Allah.

55 Mike in Georgia  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:42:23pm

I have an idea. If he is alive he can put out a video maybe
giving some current events such as football scores. To simplify
it he could just read the name of the winning team in English
so we could read his lips as well. It shouldn't be to difficult to
say Oregon Ducks in English. Wouldn't want to try anything to
hard like Appalachian State Mountaineers. Just a thought.

56 hous bin pharteen  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:42:23pm

re: #44 DesertSage
Thats

"Dammit, He's dead Jim"

(I think Jim was a descendant of the Clinton's. To many people ended up dead around him for him not to be)

57 ParanoidPyro  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:42:30pm

re: #29 storagemanager

My only question is this:
How long can the Sunni, glory-hungry Osama get along with the Shia, glory-hungry crackpot in Iran, and vice-versa. One of them would inevitably kill the other. I also think that Iran would taunt us with this fact if it were true.

58 Eowyn2  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:42:40pm

re: #34 eon

The "beard dyeing" thing makes me wonder.

Dyed to reflect his commitment to the Jihad?

Or Photoshopped to give an appearance that footage (of him in the same outfit from four years ago ) is new?

Also consider that with modern computer-driven voice duplication and/or synthesis, anybody could have spoken his monologue, and it would have tripped all but the most detailed computer analysis as the real McCoy.

/Am I the only one who thinks that Treknology may arrive well before the 23rd Century, if in fact it isn't already here in a lot of respects?

cheers

eon

Its really just a pod person whose leaders have told him to continue as bin laden to cause mayhem and mischief.

60 American Soldier  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:43:10pm

re: #52 jbolty

If we had not let OBL escape tora bora and/or had continued to fight the real terror war in Afgahanistan then once Bin Laden was captured then all terror around the world would have ceased. Is that about right?

/moonbat off

You got it nailed, man. Here, have another hit off this bong. Later, we'll experiment with LDS.

61 trailortrash  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:43:13pm

had to go with unsure.
i feel that he is dead, but untill i see his rotted corpse i just dont know.

62 The Other Les  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:43:35pm

Until someone presents an identifiable corpse I'm going to have to say yes.

63 rab3  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:43:45pm

re: #48 Piglet-U93

re: #44 DesertSage

He's dead Jim.

He's definitely dead Jim.

No he is in Camelot

64 jcm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:43:53pm

re: #56 hous bin pharteen

re: #44 DesertSage
Thats

"Dammit, He's dead Jim"

(I think Jim was a descendant of the Clinton's. To many people ended up dead around him for him not to be)

And if you were security on an away team your saying to yourself, "what did I do?"

65 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:44:24pm

re: #57 ParanoidPyro

re: #29 storagemanager

My only question is this:
How long can the Sunni, glory-hungry Osama get along with the Shia, glory-hungry crackpot in Iran, and vice-versa. One of them would inevitably kill the other. I also think that Iran would taunt us with this fact if it were true.


Osama bin Ladin hates the royal family...he sees them as Kafir...he would use Iran to be rid of them...bet on it.

66 eon  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:44:34pm

re: #56 hous bin pharteen

re: #44 DesertSage
Thats

"Dammit, He's dead Jim"

(I think Jim was a descendant of the Clinton's. To many people ended up dead around him for him not to be)

Well, he did have those boyish good looks...

/what am I saying? And me a good Trekker!

cheers

eon

67 American Soldier  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:44:49pm

re: #53 Dr. Shalit


Best thing we can do is to spread the story that he died - preferably from a "work accident", "friendly fire", suicide, or a sexually transmitted disease. Let's screw with their heads for a change!

-S-


What STDs can you get from a goat?

/if you have sex with a canary, you might catch 'chirpies'.

68 jcm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:45:02pm

re: #61 trailortrash

had to go with unsure.
i feel that he is dead, but untill i see his rotted corpse i just dont know.

Jus' his head on this.

69 jbolty  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:45:13pm

re: #60 American Soldier

re: #52 jbolty



You got it nailed, man. Here, have another hit off this bong. Later, we'll experiment with LDS.


You either mean LSD or mormons. LOL

70 jonturner  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:45:58pm

BinLaden is alive in the hearts of America's Democrats.

71 pat  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:46:02pm

Next time tie some fishing line to his hand and move it around out of camera. That will convince me.

72 Geepers  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:46:14pm

Short answer: no.

Longer answer: First off, it doesn't really matter, if he is alive he isn't doing much from his self-imposed cave cell. Secondly; Osama isn't islamic jihad. His being killed or captured isn't going to end their "struggle" against us. We are better off that they've tried to keep him alive with these laughable video releases. Osama was praised for his fervor and colorful use of Arabic. These new vids with their liberal talking points only serve to debase him and his goal of being the new caliph. Pretending he's still alive to keep hold of their power and not making him a "martyr" is the most foolish thing his lieutenants ever did. What "believer" is going to idolize the "global warming" Osama enough to join the suicide murderer ranks?

Some of the Osama video that got cut.

73 jcm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:46:33pm

re: #69 jbolty

re: #60 American Soldier

re: #52 jbolty


You got it nailed, man. Here, have another hit off this bong. Later, we'll experiment with LDS.

You either mean LSD or mormons. LOL

Everyone knows, Mormons don't smoke...

74 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:46:43pm

WEIROD! Voted befeore I logged in, and then had log in again to comment.

75 hous bin pharteen  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:47:01pm

re: #64 jcm


...and don't forget Jim couldn't keep his hands out of the pants of any of his subordinates.

76 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:47:35pm

re: #70 jonturner

BinLaden is alive in the hearts of America's Democrats.


That's why I say...dead or alive...matters little...he is one Muslim...not Islam...the jihad will be fought with or without him.

77 yochanan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:48:04pm

i voted i don't know for two reasons 1 i really don't know and 2 alive or dead it doesn't matter islmo fascism is not one man

78 Rain Patriot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:48:23pm

re: #69 jbolty

re: #60 American Soldier

re: #52 jbolty



You got it nailed, man. Here, have another hit off this bong. Later, we'll experiment with LDS.


You either mean LSD or mormons. LOL

We only drop LDS here at LFG.

79 yochanan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:48:56pm

re: #55 Mike in Georgia

esp in ann arbor ROFLMAO

80 GeeWiz  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:49:16pm

re: #23 David IV of Georgia

I would be more interested in a poll of whether Ron Paul's brain was dead or alive/working.

81 hous bin pharteen  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:49:18pm

re: #72 Geepers


I gave you a negative for making too much sense.
Can't you do a good rant instead? Much more entertaining and I don't have to think as much.

82 rab3  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:49:19pm

re: #78 Rain Patriot

re: #69 jbolty

re: #60 American Soldier

re: #52 jbolty



You got it nailed, man. Here, have another hit off this bong. Later, we'll experiment with LDS.


You either mean LSD or mormons. LOL

We only drop LDS here at LFG.



Look at all the pretty shades of green. Oh wow man.

83 Catttt  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:49:37pm

I voted alive.

Now I'm thinking deceased.

I don't know what I think!

84 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:50:23pm

Does it really bug you when someone looks over your shoulder while you're on the computer, especially out in public? Wanna stop them?

85 jhn1  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:50:45pm

My personal belief is that it would take a government with a pretty strong grip on the establishment in their own "back yard".
1) Muslim dictated government, not necessarily under sharia, but certainly not secular Muslim either.
2) unquestioned "high justice" in their own bailiwick. Death penalties to anyone and their families at whim. (at $25 mil somebody would have gotten "needy" before nowand witness protection could certainly hide from terrorist associates if not afraid of beyond terrorist capabilities, such as a government)

My belief is either Saudi Arabia or less likely Iran

86 Render  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:51:10pm

I believe he's still alive as well.

I believe he's still hiding in the same area of Pakistan's NWFP that he has been in since the fall of Tora Bora. Probably within a few miles of the Chinese border.

I also believe that he has been extremely ill. For example, if that's really him in this latest video, then he has clearly had at least one stroke and at least one medical procedure that necessitated the removal of his beard.

===

This video was intended for us, and to be delivered on 9/11.

Somehow it got leaked, to US intel, before it ever hit the 500 or so al-Q friendly servers intended to host it. This caused all of the known jihadi servers to go into full lockdown 24 hours before the video was released. Followed by an early release of said video.

What's left of al-Q's leadership is likely currently in full purge mode, desperately looking for the mole inside their operations.

With their Talib brethren taking a massive beating in Afghanistan even as they are embroiled in a life or death struggle to hold on to what remains of their Pakistan based headquarters/sanctuary, al-Q is running out of options.

Losing a war of attrition has a way of refocusing ones efforts from obtaining actual victory, into a base struggle just for survival.

EXCERPTS
FROM,
R

87 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:51:11pm

re: #77 yochanan
Take a stand. You're too darned wishy-washy.
/

88 Rain Patriot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:51:17pm

re: #84 cbinflux

The hell?

89 Barbara Skolaut  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:51:20pm

What, no Ron Paul button?

They're gonna spam you, Charles.

90 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:51:36pm

re: #83 Cattt

I voted alive.

Now I'm thinking deceased.

I don't know what I think!


The Islamic Republic of Iran is at war with us...as are most Koran Muslims...just think...it doesn't matter.

91 Canadian Guy  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:51:41pm

re: #55 Mike in Georgia

I have an idea. If he is alive he can put out a video maybe
giving some current events such as football scores.

Or he could give out his weekly picks.

Take the infidel 49ers from San Franciso, where wise man Noam Chomsky is worshiped, and the points over infidel Cardinals from Phoenix where I currently live in a bungalow ... D'oh!

92 jbolty  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:51:45pm

re: #80 GeeWiz

re: #23 David IV of Georgia

I would be more interested in a poll of whether Ron Paul's brain was dead or alive/working.

Did anyone see Ron Paul on with O'Reilley the other night?

93 rusty  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:51:47pm

Dead - it took this long for Alec Baldwin to loose weight and for the plastic surgery to heal. Now, he has his dream job... playing the part of Bin Laden.

94 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:51:49pm

Cattt!

95 eon  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:51:58pm

re: #83 Cattt

I'm too tired to think tonight.

So, I'm signing off before I get irrelevant.

Good-night, Lizards.

Always remember.


cheers

eon

96 Rain Patriot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:52:06pm

re: #84 cbinflux

Haha, nevermind, I get it now. LOL

97 doppelganglander  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:52:24pm

I think he's dead. I used to think the Bush administration knew it, but hadn't released the information. After all, no matter when they admit it, someone will question the timing. However, now that they've authenticated these videos (which I still think are fake), I wonder if they honestly believe he's alive and these are real. If they do, they're dumber than dirt.

98 jcm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:52:31pm

He's in Dubuque living under the witness protection program, Skull and Bones couldn't risk have Katie flash him a little thigh in an interview and have him spill the beans.
/'nother theory.

99 rshoes  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:52:41pm

until we produce his body...he is alive to the islamic world and therefore a threat to our security. don't stop hunting him.

100 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:52:54pm

re: #88 Rain Patriot

Not Safe for Planes

101 Ay, Caramba  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:52:57pm

re: #84 cbinflux

Does it really bug you when someone looks over your shoulder while you're on the computer, especially out in public? Wanna stop them?

What do all those squiggly arabic crap letters mean.

102 DocMartyn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:53:22pm

My guess is that he is in Iran, he has not been doing any of the Sunni/Shia thing, which would not play well in down town Tehran. My guess is that the Revolutionary Guard had him as a guest and then raided his back accounts. They use his contacts to channel Jihadists into Iraq, keeping things tense and expensive. The beard would have to go, an Iranian spotting a six foot two Arab with a long beard would think about his future and 450 million.
Anyone notice how much like the Iranian news braodcasts (see live leak) are to this second tape.

So alive, and a guest of the IRIRG.

103 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:54:29pm

I believe he's alive based on the photographs that I've seen in the past. The nose is the telling point for me. It is not a bone but cartilage which continues to grow over time. The most recent picture shows a nose longer than previous pictures. As a professional photographer I know that when you are trying to make someone look better than they actually do, sharp focus is your enemy. Every attempt was made, between color balance shift to the red side, and lousy resolution to make him look healthy.
If attempts have to be made to make him look healthy, than I suspect he is quite a bit less than robust. A stroke is a possibility as well as Marfans syndrome. I only saw only one hand moving a paper in the latest video.
He's still gonna be stans' bitch, though, and real soon.

104 Neo Con since 9-11  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:55:48pm

I say dead the real Osama would never reference a Jew turned athiest. Nor would a man living in a cave be concerned about the housing market.

105 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:56:06pm

re: #101 Ay, Caramba

re: #84 cbinflux


Does it really bug you when someone looks over your shoulder while you're on the computer, especially out in public? Wanna stop them?

What do all those squiggly arabic crap letters mean.

Either it's Allah Ackbar or in some translations it's roughly Ay, Caramba!

106 pat  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:56:14pm

OT
Hollywood again proving they are not worthy.
[Link: www.wnd.com...]

107 bulwrk  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:56:24pm

I'd look in the basement of the U.N. building.

108 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:57:00pm

He's alive and running for congress as a democrat in Michigan. & he happens to be leading in the polls.

109 southernborn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:57:13pm

re: #97 doppelganglander
Im with you. They know it. But to tell it might change the dynamics in the war. (please don't ask me to explain that)

110 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:57:20pm

re: #103 EC Marm

He's worth more to them alive, and they get to keep an ace in the hole -- his martyrdom. So... he's dead for sure.

111 Dr. Shalit  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:58:03pm

re: #67 American Soldier

American Soldier -

"AIDS?", if NOT from a goat - what about from one of his "mates" - Gay relationships were not exactly unknown among the Taliban. Knowledge of his "condition" hasn't helped Arafat's reputation in the Muslim world now has it?

-S-

112 Shaky Louie  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:58:28pm

re: #67 American Soldier

/if you have sex with a canary, you might catch 'chirpies'.


And it's untweetable!

113 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:59:13pm

re: #112 Shaky Louie

That was a little shaky.

114 Geepers  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 3:59:25pm

This is fucking bullshit. Of course he's alive. That little weasel is living large, surfing the net and posting his crap videos on YouTube making us all look like fools. We need to start carpet bombing the entire Kohistan until we get that bastard. This is just more proof that George Wahhabi Bush will do nothing to upset his Saudi masters!

115 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:00:13pm

re: #84 cbinflux

Does it really bug you when someone looks over your shoulder while you're on the computer, especially out in public? Wanna stop them?

Does anybody know what that writing says?

116 Wm T Sherman  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:00:21pm

I read he died sitting on the can, like Elvis.

117 American Soldier  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:00:22pm

re: #113 cbinflux

re: #112 Shaky Louie

That was a little shaky.

So was the canary.

118 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:00:26pm

When Iran springs the so called Mahdi...he will trump bin Laden...it doesn't matter...Look at jihad watch...Robert Spencer is pointing to the fact...that in the tape

..."And now it is our turn," bin Laden says.
This is curious, especially in light of bin Laden's dyed beard, and its connotations in Islamic tradition of preparing for jihad. In saying that it is "our turn," is he looking to dodge accusations that he sends others to die while he hides in caves? Or is he somehow anticipating his own "martyrdom?"

Is this how they explain his death?...who knows?...he doesn't matter anymore...the jihad has outgrown him...Iran took up the slack.

119 The_Doc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:01:03pm

If he was really alive, then why has As-Sahab produced several videos over the last few years with fake Bin Laden look-alikes. Why not use the real Bin Laden the whole time?

120 American Soldier  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:01:21pm

Have to get some sleep. Later, all.

121 Allah al Fubar  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:01:26pm

Osama is alive and well, and boinking Hillary. How else can you explain this?

122 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:01:32pm

re: #114 Geepers

This is fucking bullshit. Of course he's alive. That little weasel is living large, surfing the net and posting his crap videos on YouTube making us all look like fools. We need to start carpet bombing the entire Kohistan until we get that bastard. This is just more proof that George Wahhabi Bush will do nothing to upset his Saudi masters!


Sarq...fixed it for you.

123 chicagodudewhotrades  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:01:44pm

I think he is dead. The last vid from a couple years ago showed him pretty haggard looking. He isn't seen in a video for a few years, then he releases a bunch of vids at 1 time? I think his kidney problems caught up to him a couple years ago. Some folks have noticed that there appear to be video 'freezes' at the points where he talks about modern events (the times when he talks about the US mortgage problem, the election of sarkosy, etc.) If those are true freezes, then that means someone else does the voice over. Would it be possible to take past vids and splice in the modern parts? Someone who knows this stuff should review the past vids and see if any of that footage is used in the current vids. That's my 2 cents.

Off topic, but Air Force Wife has been asking about when a few lizards will be hanging out in Las Vegas. I know the dates (I'm 1 of the folks going) if she reads this, please show up in the lounge tonight AFW. thanks

124 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:02:09pm

re: #111 Dr. Shalit

Didn't know that goats were carriers, but apes are.

Women usually receive HIV from men.

Men usually receive HIV from men.

Who zoomed the Fish? An innocent bump at a car swarm? Fwench diplomacy? ..?

125 hous bin pharteen  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:02:22pm

re: #114 Geepers


Much better!
Twice as entertaining!

126 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:02:54pm
127 Jeff MacMillan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:03:00pm

#3 Kilgore Trout

"Ron Paul!"

Yea no kidding, Charles! Where's the option for Ron Paul in this one?
Hunnnh? :-)

128 rangersmom  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:03:23pm

Would proof of his death energize the anti-war crowd? Give them another excuse to pull the troops out now? I don't think the islamist want us to pull out, as long as we're there we're evil invaders.

129 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:03:48pm
130 Shaky Louie  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:04:00pm

re: #117 American Soldier
LOL!

131 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:04:28pm

re: #123 chicagodudewhotrades

Can't make it, part of my Tailhook plea agreement. Sorry.

/AF don't can't do tailhooks.

132 NortonPete  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:04:51pm

Its not what I think its what logic should tell anyone.
6 years and nothing but crappy audios and a few fake videos.
Give me a break. This guy's presense should be one of the most valuable assets to F'ing Queda, and we get phony crap videos.
He is DEAD.
Perhaps one of his 26 sons dubs his audio but Usama BIN LADIN is a rotting foul corpse right now.
Try to engage your brain for a second. You can buy a DVD video camera on the Pakistan border for $400 bucks. Try to evaluate the crap you are being sold.

133 t j kong  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:05:14pm

re: #114 Geepers

We need to start carpet bombing the entire Kohistan until we get that bastard.


I'd be glad to take care of that matter.

134 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:05:28pm

re: #129 buzzsawmonkey

We must never let Charlye know...

135 doppelganglander  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:05:33pm

re: #109 southernborn

It would certainly change the domestic politics of the war. With OBL at large, the Dems can focus on him -- "Oh, Iraq is a distraction, Bush can't catch Osama, yada yada yada." If he's dead or captured, what can they complain about? They can't exactly say the WoT is over -- obviously it will continue whether Osama has assumed room temperature or not.

It does bother me that the Bush administration might know he's dead yet put out disinformation, authenticating the video and stating he's alive. It would confirm everything the BDS sufferers believe about Bushitlerburton, secrecy, Dick Cheney, etc. I'm not against disinformation campaigns in the WoT, I just think the Bush administration isn't smart enough or together enough to pull one off.

Sorry this is so long.

136 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:05:38pm

re: #129 buzzsawmonkey

re: #124 cbinflux


Women usually receive HIV from men.

Men usually receive HIV from men.


See? See? The radical feminists were right; men are the problem!

I blame that racy song that Col. Potter popularized.

137 Geepers  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:05:45pm

storagemanager (#122),

See #81. ;-)

138 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:05:49pm

re: #103 EC Marm

I also think he is alive, and he is known to have kidney disease that allegedly requires dialysis. I am sure that he would be in a safe haven in Pakistan ,where he gets the very best of medical care.

Thinking about his still living as we watched so much locally on TV today, commemorating the cataclysm 6 years ago? Infuriating, just infuriating.

139 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:06:35pm

She's a Charlye Grrl, but she ain't no angel.

140 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:06:37pm

re: #17 DesertSage

I hear he's going to give the keynote address at the Democrat National Convention next year.

After Osama rallies the crowd -- George Clooney, Rosie O'Donnell, Sean Penn, and Barbra Streisand will roll out on stage with a medly of "rage against the machine" tunes.

141 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:07:02pm

re: #137 Geepers

storagemanager (#122),

See #81. ;-)


lol

142 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:07:17pm

re: #121 Allah al Fubar

Shrillary thought it was one of his wives, and realized it was him.

143 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:07:41pm
144 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:07:42pm
145 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:08:26pm

re: #121 Allah al Fubar

That picture is from her speech at the Police Academy.

146 Render  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:08:26pm

So what's the over/under dead pool on Adam Gahdhan's survival rate?

His usefulness as an adviser has just about run its course, and he's gotta be at the top of the list of suspected CIA moles within al-Q.

LESS
THAN
ZERO,
R

147 David IV of Georgia  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:09:11pm

If Osama got onto a plane with you and you loudly protested, would CAIR sue?

/then again I would ask them to let the *gag reflex* "gentleman" sit beside me—$25,000,000 is $25,000,000 Dead or Alive.

148 rappmandu  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:09:18pm

I think he's still alive. Jihadi "culture" places too much value on martyrdom. They will trumpet it as loud as they can when he dies.

149 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:09:29pm

re: #146 Render

He's probably been rendered already.

150 Jack D. Ripper  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:09:32pm

re: #114 Geepers
Is Plan-R a go?

151 hous bin pharteen  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:09:35pm

re: #146 Render

So what's the over/under dead pool on Adam Gahdhan's survival rate

?

I didn't know he was a member of the Clinton cabinet...

152 American Soldier  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:09:40pm

re: #146 Render

So what's the over/under dead pool on Adam Gahdhan's survival rate?

His usefulness as an adviser has just about run its course, and he's gotta be at the top of the list of suspected CIA moles within al-Q.
LESS
THAN
ZERO,
R

Pipe down. OPSEC.

153 Killian Bundy  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:09:44pm

re: #146 Render

So what's the over/under dead pool on Adam Gahdhan's survival rate?

His usefulness as an adviser has just about run its course, and he's gotta be at the top of the list of suspected CIA moles within al-Q.

154 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:09:51pm

Israel hits Syria...and not a word from Iran...that is bad...they should be jumping and pointing fingers...they are up to something.

155 chicagodudewhotrades  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:09:52pm

re: #146 Render

Render put me down for $20 on that action

156 American Soldier  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:10:38pm

Later. Really.

157 TimeQuake  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:11:10pm

re: #144 ploome hineni

That would answer the clean nails.

A Saudi will never lift anything heavier than their wallet.

158 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:12:06pm
159 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:12:29pm

A great hole in the dessert? HMMM

'IAF and ground troops targeted Iranian weapons in Syria'

The Israel Air Force jets that allegedly infiltrated Syrian airspace early last Thursday apparently bombed an Iranian arms shipment that was being transferred to Hizbullah, CNN reported Tuesday.

A graphic showing the Syrian foreign minister's version of events.
Photo: Rendering by Jonathan Beck

A ground operation may also have been part of the foray, according to the network. Neither Jerusalem nor Damascus have confirmed the report. But Damascus has denied the presence of any Israeli ground forces on its territory.

CNN said the operation involved ground forces and that the aerial strike left "a great hole in the desert." Although it did not name a specific source, the network cited "US government officials." The jets have been identified by the Turkish authorities as IAF F15Is, Israel's long-range bomber, after fuel tanks were found in Turkish territory.

More - [Link: www.jpost.com...]

160 Killian Bundy  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:12:43pm

re: #146 Render

So what's the over/under dead pool on Adam Gahdhan's survival rate?

His usefulness as an adviser has just about run its course, and he's gotta be at the top of the list of suspected CIA moles within al-Q.

We haven't been attacked in six years, coincidence? I don't think so.

/someone's helping us read their mail

161 Ojoe  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:12:53pm

He's dead. In the pit, at the bottom. Lucibello chews his ears off, keeps going. Nothing is left. It all grows back and Lucibello starts again.

Forever.

162 commander_vimes  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:12:58pm

re: #143 buzzsawmonkey

re: #136 cbinflux

I blame that racy song that Col. Potter popularized.

Which song? And which Col. Potter? The one on the MASH show or the one who managed Elvis?

Was it the "bow legged women" song?

163 greenmiler  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:13:06pm
164 JammieWearingFool  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:14:08pm

Let's all be respectful now, the Holy Month of Bombadan is about to begin.

165 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:14:15pm

re: #154 storagemanager

Israel hits Syria...and not a word from Iran...that is bad...they should be jumping and pointing fingers...they are up to something.

Israel hits what appears to be Iranian weapons in Syria . . . that left a great hole in the dessert! Explosives are not my area of chemical expertise but I can't think of too many that would leave a "great hole" in a dessert.

166 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:14:19pm
167 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:14:20pm

re: #143 buzzsawmonkey

M*A*S*H = Harry Potter
Elvis = Tom Parker, right?

168 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:14:57pm

re: #159 galloping granny

Maybe they were going to hit Syria...and move to Iran...something happened and they had to drop the tanks...just saying.

169 Ojoe  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:15:00pm

re: #166 ploome hineni

No. And I think 9-11-07 will pass quietly.

170 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:15:20pm
171 bebe's boobs destroy  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:15:26pm

Render,

Intersting analysis, but I still think he's taking a dirt nap.

172 GeeWiz  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:15:30pm

I happen to think that OBL sleeps with fishes. One must ask themself just who gains from his death? My take, only GWB has something to gain from his death, in order to shut the dems' up. I don't see GWB using this knowledge to promote his political agenda the way the dem's do. No matter what you may think of the man, he has principles and values the dem's lack.

With today's video and audio abilities, we witness Nat King Cole performing a duet with his daughter several years ago, long after his death. Is it so hard to believe that AQ found a body double and provided a voice-over with OBL's recorded voice? I think not.

One must consider the effect the surfacing of these videos on our political dialogue. We are a divided nation and AQ is using OBL's videos as a wedge. The dem's took the bait and ran with it. Vacuous souls the lot of them. To use a poker expression, I call their bluff.

173 JammieWearingFool  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:15:30pm

re: #163 greenmiler

OT Religion of 'give peace a chance' strikes again


WTF? Was he a deranged Kos Kid?

174 Paco from Sefarad  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:15:46pm

He may not be dead, but it's not life as we know it, Jim.

175 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:15:50pm

re: #162 commander_vimes

We have a winner!

176 tblot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:16:00pm

re: #165 galloping granny

I heard they render their new radar that was bought from russia useless

177 commander_vimes  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:16:10pm

re: #167 cbinflux

re: #143 buzzsawmonkey

M*A*S*H = Harry Potter
Elvis = Tom Parker, right?

Sherman T Potter!


/ in my best Klinger voice

178 Geepers  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:16:31pm

Jack D. Ripper (#150),

I was going to make a joke about Plan 9, but I think I'll go with The Day the Earth Stood Still:

Your choice is simple. Join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.
179 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:16:54pm
180 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:16:55pm

I am hoping that someone got a Tivo of Charles Krauthammer's segment on Britt Hume's show tonight, it was a magnificent summary of how good we have done too date, and why.

181 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:17:04pm

re: #138 NY Nana

re: #103 EC Marm

I also think he is alive, and he is known to have kidney disease that allegedly requires dialysis. I am sure that he would be in a safe haven in Pakistan ,where he gets the very best of medical care.

Thinking about his still living as we watched so much locally on TV today, commemorating the cataclysm 6 years ago? Infuriating, just infuriating.

That kidney dialysis schtick is a rumour that has been going around for a decade or so. That is an awfully long time for a kidney patient to be hanging around on dialysis.

182 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:17:08pm

re: #167 cbinflux

re: #143 buzzsawmonkey

M*A*S*H = Harry Sherman T. Potter
Elvis = Tom Parker, right?

183 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:17:14pm

re: #178 Geepers

Jack D. Ripper (#150),

I was going to make a joke about Plan 9, but I think I'll go with The Day the Earth Stood Still:

Your choice is simple. Join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.

it's the Borg.

184 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:17:30pm
185 southernborn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:17:39pm

#154 storagemanager

Israel hits Syria...and not a word from Iran...that is bad...they should be jumping and pointing fingers...they are up to something

Im pretty sure they are up to something. But I believe they are not ready and General Patrias has made a more than strong case for hitting them. I believe that is why they are quiet.

186 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:17:41pm

re: #177 commander_vimes

Good catch!

187 commander_vimes  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:17:43pm

re: #175 cbinflux

re: #162 commander_vimes

We have a winner!

Oh, I love to go swimmin with bow-legg'ed womin and swim between their legs

/ repeat

188 Ojoe  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:17:49pm

Dead.

189 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:18:12pm

I'm in the minority, he's alive.

190 vxbush  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:18:29pm

But why wouldn't Bush share the news that OBL is dead and thus remove the Dems' primary argument that "we need to get him"?

191 Ojoe  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:19:04pm

re: #190 vxbush

Bush won't say, because he's not sure, IMHO.

192 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:19:22pm

re: #168 storagemanager

re: #159 galloping granny

Maybe they were going to hit Syria...and move to Iran...something happened and they had to drop the tanks...just saying.

Go read that whole article I posted up above Storage. Apparently there is much more to this than just the magically appearing storage tanks. There is a map with the article - and note that it is on the Jerusalem Post website. I think they did indeed hit something from Iran that happened to be in Syria. Something substantial, judging by that "great hole" business. Or they hit it with a really really big bomb.

193 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:19:50pm

re: #185 southernborn

#154 storagemanager

Israel hits Syria...and not a word from Iran...that is bad...they should be jumping and pointing fingers...they are up to something

Im pretty sure they are up to something. But I believe they are not ready and General Patrias has made a more than strong case for hitting them. I believe that is why they are quiet.


They will not make the mistake Saddam did...they are playing up this Mahdi thing in Iran...they will hit first...if we wait to long...they watched Iraq.

194 Dr. Shalit  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:19:59pm

re: #132 NortonPete

NP -

So true about the camera, AND the stuff looks like it was shot on VHS-C!

-S-

195 ShanMan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:20:19pm

I try not to fall into the same projecting, wish-fulfillment mindset that our Muslim/conspiracy friends so easily do. You know what I mean...the Jews and the American government are behind 9-11 and any other unfortunate event that happens anywhere in the world despite the actual video taped confessions of the terrorists as they are standing with the actual explosive devices to be used in the attack. They refuse to accept the evidence before them, twisting and squirming for any way to explain it away so that they can continue in their aggressive behavior against their enemy. The lengths they go to hold on to their world-view drifts into the ridiculous as reason is tossed out the window.

With that being said, we too would be wise not to fall into the same trap. We have shown we are vigilant at catching faux-media whenever it pops up because our skepticism is on high alert. But there comes a danger point where we might look so deeply for the faux-isms that we cross into the wish-fulfillment projection that we accuse our philosophical opposites of. That tipping point, when you fall away from reason into the fantastic, is usually just as the explanation drifts into speculative advanced technology and the deviousness of the enemy that knows no bounds...(e.g. Karl Rove and all the lunatic theories that have been piled on him.)

I have seen a video of OBL that looks like a duck and sounds like a duck. Most likely, it's probably a duck and no matter how much I hope it was otherwise, we should all still be ready to duck.

196 marwan's daughter  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:20:23pm

He's definitely not pining for the fjords. He is no more. He's pushing up the daisies in the tribal areas of Pakistan. He's singing with the great choir invisible. This is an ex-terrorist.

197 Allah al Fubar  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:20:30pm
198 idaniboy  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:20:42pm

re: #103 EC Marm

I doubt Osama currently lives the sedentary lifestyle and eats the fatty, cholesterol rich foods that leads to hypertension and/or atherosclerosis which most commonly strokes. Considering his circumstances, he looked healthy in that video to me; i mean, how anyone could look well-nourished after 6 years of playing hide and go seek with the American military in rugged, mountainous territory. On the other hand, its possible that he had a stroke secondary to atrial fib or maybe he's had a tad too much KFC in Pakistan.

199 vxbush  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:20:55pm

re: #191 Ojoe

Okay, then we don't know; but it only benefits Al Q if he's still thought of as alive.

200 Geepers  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:21:03pm

ploome (#170),

Thanks for letting me know. I turned that thing off two seconds after Charles gave us the option.

201 tblot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:21:09pm

I read an article that Syria purchase a new radar with weapons from Russia. Somehow they jam it and made it useless. It said Iran purchase some of these too. No wonder they are quiet

202 Northpaw  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:21:11pm

I voted "Alive". Would be thrilled if proven wrong.

203 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:21:51pm

re: #192 galloping granny

re: #168 storagemanager


re: #159 galloping granny

Maybe they were going to hit Syria...and move to Iran...something happened and they had to drop the tanks...just saying.


Go read that whole article I posted up above Storage. Apparently there is much more to this than just the magically appearing storage tanks. There is a map with the article - and note that it is on the Jerusalem Post website. I think they did indeed hit something from Iran that happened to be in Syria. Something substantial, judging by that "great hole" business. Or they hit it with a really really big bomb.

You are right...that was a major attack.

204 bebe's boobs destroy  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:22:44pm

Hiya plOYOmie!

205 bulwrk  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:23:09pm

re: #190 vxbush


Because he'd be enshrined in the martyr hall of fame at the DNC headquarters.

206 southernborn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:23:23pm

#194 Storagemanager

re: #185 southernborn

#154 storagemanager

Israel hits Syria...and not a word from Iran...that is bad...they should be jumping and pointing fingers...they are up to something

Im pretty sure they are up to something. But I believe they are not ready and General Patrias has made a more than strong case for hitting them. I believe that is why they are quiet.


They will not make the mistake Saddam did...they are playing up this Mahdi thing in Iran...they will hit first...if we wait to long...they watched Iraq.

If they hit, they will hit Israel. Unless Israel is getting ready now and they just might be. I don't believe Israel is going to wait around til they get the nod from our government.

207 ubercheesehead  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:23:30pm

I voted yes, that I think OBL is still alive, but honestly I think it would be pretty easy to impersonate this guy. I mean, he's like Saddam Hussein--any sinister looking Arab (please all you lurking moonbats, I'm not saying ALL Arabs are sinister looking) who wears his facial hair and dresses about the same could pass for either one of these guys. They say Saddam had body doubles all over Iraq--dime a dozen.

Every time I see OBL it reminds of the Bullwinkle and Rocky show where Bullwinkle finds the "Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam" and is abducted and taken to the exceedingly remote kingdom of ...can't recall the funny name they gave the place. Anyway OBL looks like the Pasha of this Mohammedan kingdom. This guy is just a life-sized caricature of a goofy Islamonutcase.

When our first child was in diapers my father always used to say that she had made a little Osama when she filled her diaper in a stinky way.

BTW, did everyone see this picture on Atlas Shrugs? Very fitting for today.

208 Dr. Shalit  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:23:47pm

re: #172 GeeWiz

"GW" -

Love the comment about Nat/Natalie "Unforgettable" - Nat was probably shot on 16 or 35 mm filmstock and looks alive. This "Osama" looks like a refugee from a video game.

-S-

209 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:24:32pm
210 hous bin pharteen  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:24:48pm

The Syrians got em on radar, and the IAF fired 4 Shrikes at the radar and knocked em out.

The hole in the ground?
Didn't we sell them MOABs?

211 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:24:55pm

re: #138 NY Nana
There are also portable dialysis packs. The fellow who invented the Segway worked on it.

212 Geepers  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:25:05pm

storagemanager (#154),

Israel hits Syria...and not a word from Iran...that is bad...they should be jumping and pointing fingers...they are up to something

What could they say? "Hey! Stop targeting our illegal arms shipments?"

213 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:25:17pm

Here is the video of what was said re bin liner being alive, sodding Saudi funding, etc. on the ABC Nightly News...there is the requisite commercial first, of course.

214 vxbush  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:25:17pm

Gak--can someone point me to granny's link?

215 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:25:46pm
Iranian minister in Moscow for tough Bushehr Syria talks

[Link: www.ynetnews.com...]

216 dentate  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:27:24pm

re: #165 galloping granny

re: #154 storagemanager


Israel hits Syria...and not a word from Iran...that is bad...they should be jumping and pointing fingers...they are up to something.

Israel hits what appears to be Iranian weapons in Syria . . . that left a great hole in the dessert! Explosives are not my area of chemical expertise but I can't think of too many that would leave a "great hole" in a dessert.

My kids leave a great hole in their dessert...Oh, you mean the kind with one "s." Never mind...

217 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:27:55pm

re: #214 vxbush

Gak--can someone point me to granny's link?

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

218 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:27:58pm

re: #206 southernborn

#194 Storagemanager

re: #185 southernborn

#154 storagemanager

Israel hits Syria...and not a word from Iran...that is bad...they should be jumping and pointing fingers...they are up to something

Im pretty sure they are up to something. But I believe they are not ready and General Patrias has made a more than strong case for hitting them. I believe that is why they are quiet.


They will not make the mistake Saddam did...they are playing up this Mahdi thing in Iran...they will hit first...if we wait to long...they watched Iraq.

If they hit, they will hit Israel. Unless Israel is getting ready now and they just might be. I don't believe Israel is going to wait around til they get the nod from our government.

read the words of Mohammad...Baghdad will be destroyed before the coming of the Mahdi.

219 hous bin pharteen  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:28:09pm

For you Duncann Hunter fans.
He was on Mark Levin last night.

You can listen to the web to the archive at the bottom of the page.

[Link: www.marklevinshow.com...]

220 vxbush  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:28:26pm

re: #217 galloping granny

Thanks, dear! Reading now...

221 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:28:53pm

re: #216 dentate

re: #165 galloping granny

re: #154 storagemanager


Israel hits Syria...and not a word from Iran...that is bad...they should be jumping and pointing fingers...they are up to something.


Israel hits what appears to be Iranian weapons in Syria . . . that left a great hole in the dessert! Explosives are not my area of chemical expertise but I can't think of too many that would leave a "great hole" in a dessert.

My kids leave a great hole in their dessert...Oh, you mean the kind with one "s." Never mind...

ROFLMAO! What a ditz I am! And I DO know better. That will teach me to type with one hand.

222 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:28:56pm

re: #216 dentate
My post is the one at the top.

223 jwbaumann  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:30:02pm

OT

Breaking news - terror bust in Frederick, Wisconsin - news at 10pm on Kare11 in Minneapolis.

224 southernborn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:30:09pm

#216 Dentate
re: #165 galloping granny

re: #154 storagemanager


Israel hits Syria...and not a word from Iran...that is bad...they should be jumping and pointing fingers...they are up to something.

Israel hits what appears to be Iranian weapons in Syria . . . that left a great hole in the dessert! Explosives are not my area of chemical expertise but I can't think of too many that would leave a "great hole" in a dessert.
My kids leave a great hole in their dessert...Oh, you mean the kind with one "s." Never mind...

LMAO

225 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:30:10pm

re: #198 idaniboy

Marfan syndrome is an autosomal dominant genetic disorder of the connective tissue characterized by disproportionately long limbs, long thin fingers, a relatively tall stature, and a predisposition to cardiovascular abnormalities, specifically those affecting the heart valves and aorta. The disease may also affect numerous other structures and organs — including the lungs, eyes, dural sac surrounding the spinal cord, and hard palate. It is named after Antoine Marfan, the French pediatrician who first described it in 1899.


[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
/Slate.com back in Nov. 2001 was the first to notice this. Latest pics show eyes a mess. My guess is he's about 5'11 with severe curvature of the spine about now. Probably dressing in burka accompanied by a couple of husky, cross dressing Taliban.

226 Geepers  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:31:32pm

galloping granny (#192),

Something substantial, judging by that "great hole" business. Or they hit it with a really really big bomb.

I wouldn't put too much emphasis on the "great hole" business until "great" can be quantified.

227 mama winger  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:31:39pm

re: #223 jwbaumann

OT

Breaking news - terror bust in Frederick, Wisconsin - news at 10pm on Kare11 in Minneapolis.

What?!?

228 DesertSage  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:32:15pm

re: #159 galloping granny

A great hole in the dessert? HMMM

Granny, should I be changing my name to "Dessert" Sage?

229 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:32:17pm
230 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:32:19pm

re: #223 jwbaumann

Nothing on the news wires yet.

231 Render  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:32:59pm

re: #159 galloping granny

I have several problems with that story.

The graphic, as shown, has the Israeli fighter-bombers dropping their fuel tanks after hitting the target. Not entirely unheard of, but definitely not standard operating procedure. Underbelly tanks are usually dropped prior to combat, even ground strikes.

I believe the F-15I uses the same conformal FASTPAC belly tanks that the US uses, as well as up to three of the fairly standard bomb shaped 600 gallon belly drop tanks.

Those belly tanks are also standard on every single US made, and most western made aircraft in use today. Including Turkey's own F-16's. Turkey has bought military hardware from Israel, which could have included Israeli made drop tanks.

===

If it's real, hurrahs and congratulations are in order.

If it's real, then we might have some explaining to do, as it would appear that the convoy in question transited Iraq at some point.

If it's real, Syria and Iran will cease commenting about it momentarily.

PRE
EMPTIER,
R

232 southernborn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:33:06pm

#225 EC Marm

re: #198 idaniboy


Marfan syndrome is an autosomal dominant genetic disorder of the connective tissue characterized by disproportionately long limbs, long thin fingers, a relatively tall stature, and a predisposition to cardiovascular abnormalities, specifically those affecting the heart valves and aorta. The disease may also affect numerous other structures and organs — including the lungs, eyes, dural sac surrounding the spinal cord, and hard palate. It is named after Antoine Marfan, the French pediatrician who first described it in 1899.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
/Slate.com back in Nov. 2001 was the first to notice this. Latest pics show eyes a mess. My guess is he's about 5'11 with severe curvature of the spine about now. Probably dressing in burka accompanied by a couple of husky, cross dressing Taliban.

I bet he could play the hell out of a piano

233 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:33:12pm

re: #228 DesertSage

re: #159 galloping granny


A great hole in the dessert? HMMM

Granny, should I be changing my name to "Dessert" Sage?

You'd be the Sticky Bomb!

234 hous bin pharteen  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:33:22pm

re: #226 Geepers


The important fact is they bitch slaped the Iranians and Syrians and are all back home tossing back some cold ones.

235 Corona  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:33:33pm

Dammit, he's Jim, dead.

236 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:34:17pm

re: #225 EC Marm

re: #198 idaniboy


Marfan syndrome is an autosomal dominant genetic disorder of the connective tissue characterized by disproportionately long limbs, long thin fingers, a relatively tall stature, and a predisposition to cardiovascular abnormalities, specifically those affecting the heart valves and aorta. The disease may also affect numerous other structures and organs — including the lungs, eyes, dural sac surrounding the spinal cord, and hard palate. It is named after Antoine Marfan, the French pediatrician who first described it in 1899.


[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
/Slate.com back in Nov. 2001 was the first to notice this. Latest pics show eyes a mess. My guess is he's about 5'11 with severe curvature of the spine about now. Probably dressing in burka accompanied by a couple of husky, cross dressing Taliban.


See that bit about abnormalities of the heart valves and aorta? Tora Bora sits at 13000 feet - that is more than 2 miles above sea level. NO way he would be hiking around the mountains of Tora Bora with heart abnormalities of this kind.

237 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:34:42pm

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad thinks he can bring back the 12th Imam...Mohammad said Baghdad would be destroyed before the coming of the Mahdi...what must Mahmoud do to bring him back?

238 goodbye_natalie  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:35:27pm

I voted no. When some stupid looking wimp from the Middle East starts talking about my taxes are too high and converting to the Muslimhood is going to save me money, somehow I'm not worried about being killed anymore.

Perhaps Bin Laden is a RINO. Right about taxes, wrong on everything else.

239 dentate  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:35:45pm

re: #234 hous bin pharteen

And if they did drop the tanks where they did, it would almost certainly because they WANTED to leave an incontrovertible calling card, without making a politically incorrect announcement.

240 hous bin pharteen  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:36:18pm

re: #237 storagemanager

Excuse my ignorance of mid-east history, but was Baghdad called Baghdad back in Mo's day?

241 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:36:18pm

Terrorist Arrested In Wisconsin

The Police Chief in Frederic says his department has arrested a wanted terrorist.

Chief R.J. Severude says one of his officers stopped a van about 11:30 Tuesday morning in Polk County. He says when the driver was checked, the Minnesota driver's license came up with felony warrants.

Severude says the driver was Hassan Mohammed Abdiaziz
Abdiaziz has fugitive warrants for drug trafficking, money laundering and financing terrorist attacks inside and outside the country.

242 GeeWiz  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:36:52pm

re: #190 vxbush

But why wouldn't Bush share the news that OBL is dead and thus remove the Dems' primary argument that "we need to get him"?

It would give the dems a reason to abandon the WOT since the culprit has been killed/captured. The dems see this WOT as not a war but an investigation into the capture of the perp (OBL). GWB has to avoid any opening to the dems.

243 southernborn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:37:46pm

#237 Storagemanager

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad thinks he can bring back the 12th Imam...Mohammad said Baghdad would be destroyed before the coming of the Mahdi...what must Mahmoud do to bring him back?

No matter what he says, there are other turbins involved that want to live. he can't do what he wants to do

244 mama winger  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:38:07pm

re: #241 Killgore Trout

Terrorist Arrested In Wisconsin

The Police Chief in Frederic says his department has arrested a wanted terrorist.

Chief R.J. Severude says one of his officers stopped a van about 11:30 Tuesday morning in Polk County. He says when the driver was checked, the Minnesota driver's license came up with felony warrants.

Severude says the driver was Hassan Mohammed Abdiaziz
Abdiaziz has fugitive warrants for drug trafficking, money laundering and financing terrorist attacks inside and outside the country.

Thanks Killgore. I was scouring the news sites, coming up empty.

245 chicagodudewhotrades  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:38:19pm

re: #240 hous bin pharteen

baghdad was once called Babylon wasn't it?

246 bulwrk  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:38:34pm

Did he ever have a sleep over with Arafat?

247 JammieWearingFool  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:38:43pm
248 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:39:28pm

Marfans syndrome:

It is associated with incomplete penetrance, therefore not all persons carrying the mutation develop the disease.


And I thought it was when the 'rocket of love' exploded all over the launch pad.
/ '70s show

249 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:39:29pm

re: #244 mama winger

Looks like another one picked up from a random traffic stop. We're getting lucky picking these guys up.

250 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:39:39pm

re: #231 Render

re: #159 galloping granny

I have several problems with that story.

The graphic, as shown, has the Israeli fighter-bombers dropping their fuel tanks after hitting the target. Not entirely unheard of, but definitely not standard operating procedure. Underbelly tanks are usually dropped prior to combat, even ground strikes.

I believe the F-15I uses the same conformal FASTPAC belly tanks that the US uses, as well as up to three of the fairly standard bomb shaped 600 gallon belly drop tanks.

Those belly tanks are also standard on every single US made, and most western made aircraft in use today. Including Turkey's own F-16's. Turkey has bought military hardware from Israel, which could have included Israeli made drop tanks.

===

If it's real, hurrahs and congratulations are in order.

If it's real, then we might have some explaining to do, as it would appear that the convoy in question transited Iraq at some point.

If it's real, Syria and Iran will cease commenting about it momentarily.

PRE
EMPTIER,
R

Render, I have a few problems with it too - starting with the fact that Syria is just now starting to scream about it. And the reporter was our old "friend" Christiane Amanpour. You have to take anything she says with a fairly large helping of salt.

There was a picture of those spare fuel tanks online last week. Pretty broken up, so I did not see anything that said "fuel tank" as opposed to "some other metal canister broken up" and certainly no ID number, Star of David or such.

251 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:39:58pm

re: #240 hous bin pharteen

re: #237 storagemanager

Excuse my ignorance of mid-east history, but was Baghdad called Baghdad back in Mo's day?


[Link: www.al-islam.org...] ...
[Link: www.karbala-najaf.org...] ..

252 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:40:02pm

re: #223 jwbaumann

OT
Charles,
[Link: www.kare11.com...]
Breaking news - terror bust in Frederick, Wisconsin - news at 10pm on Kare11 in Minneapolis.

Terrorist suspect arrested in Wisconsin

A small town Wisconsin police chief has apparently captured a very big time criminal.

According to Frederic police chief R. J. Severude, an internationally wanted terrorist is sitting in the Polk County jail.

Chief Severude says Hassan Mohamed Abdiaziz was stopped for speeding and when officers ran his Minnesota driver's license, they found the man was wanted on several outstanding felony warrants.

Severude says Abdiaziz is wanted by the FBI, DEA, and several foreign agencies for terrorist activities.

KARE 11 has a crew on the way to Frederic and we will have more information at KARE 11 News at 10 p.m.

253 vxbush  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:40:30pm

galloping granny

Questions: Why would Israel have them fly over just Syria to bomb that place? Why not fly over Jordan (unless the intent was to keep the opposition off guard as to the intended target)?

I'm talking strictly here in terms of distance here; I have no idea how much firepower Israeli jets would have taken from Jordanian forces. But that really seems like the super-long way around.

I would agree that Israel taking anything out that originated from Iran is good news indeed. But the path of the planes seems odd to me.

/I never claimed to be any kind of military expert on anything

254 hous bin pharteen  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:40:49pm

re: #242 GeeWiz

I am thinking that would not work very well since their would be another attack if we pretended the war was over.

255 vxbush  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:40:59pm

re: #242 GeeWiz

And he wouldn't see it as a victory for himself? I just can't seem to buy that.

256 dentate  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:41:11pm

re: #240 hous bin pharteen

From the Wikipedia entry:

Foundation
The city of Baghdad is often said to have been founded on the west bank of the Tigris on 30 July 762 by the Abbasid dynasty, led by caliph al-Mansur, replacing Harran as the seat of the caliphal government; however, a city of Baghdad is mentioned in pre-Islamic texts, including the Talmud,[3] and the Abbasid city was likely built on the site of this earlier settlement.


Baghdad eclipsed Ctesiphon, the capital of the Persian Empire, which was located some 30 km (20 miles) to the southeast, which had been under Muslim control since 637, and which became quickly deserted after the foundation of Baghdad. The site of Babylon, which had been deserted since the 2nd century BC, lies some 90 km (55 miles) to the south.

The city was designed as a circle about 2 km in diameter, leading it to be known as the "Round City". The original design shows a ring of residential and commercial structures along the inside of the city walls, but the final construction added another ring, inside the first.[4] In the center of the city lay the mosque, as well as headquarters for guards. The purpose or use of the remaining space in the center is unknown. The circular design of the city was a direct reflection of the traditional Persian Sasanian urban design. The ancient Sasanian city of Gur/Firouzabad is nearly identical in its general circular design, radiating avenues, and the government buildings and temples at the center of the city.

The roundness points to the fact that it was based on Persian precedents such as Firouzabad in Persia.[5] The two designers who were hired by al-Mansur to plan the city's design were Naubakht, a former Persian Zoroastrian who also determined that the date of the foundation of the city would be astrologically auspicious, and Mashallah, a Jew from Khorasan, Iran.[6]

Designed by a Jew, mentioned in the Talmud.

257 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:41:13pm

re: #236 galloping granny He's probably not walking, but strapped to a goat. But I see your point, that would be tough on the heart. Might shorten his life expectancy. Damn.

258 mama winger  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:42:28pm

re: #249 Killgore Trout

re: #244 mama winger

Looks like another one picked up from a random traffic stop. We're getting lucky picking these guys up.

I'm not sure where Frederick is. I'm going to go look at a Wisconsin map and see whether I should lock my doors tonight or leave them open like I usually do.

259 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:42:41pm

re: #243 southernborn

#237 Storagemanager

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad thinks he can bring back the 12th Imam...Mohammad said Baghdad would be destroyed before the coming of the Mahdi...what must Mahmoud do to bring him back?

No matter what he says, there are other turbins involved that want to live. he can't do what he wants to do


He is the new Hitler...

Supreme Leader-IRGC
Supreme Leader of the Islamic Revolution Ayatollah Seyed Ali Khamenei said on Sunday that the Islamic Revolution served the national identity and dignity of the Iranian nation thanks to leadership of the late Imam Khomeini

They are following the plan he made..Khomeini [Link: www2.irna.com...]

260 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:43:18pm

re: #240 hous bin pharteen

re: #237 storagemanager

Excuse my ignorance of mid-east history, but was Baghdad called Baghdad back in Mo's day?

According to Wiki (I know, I know) Bagdad the city we know today did not exist at all in old Mo's day. It is said to have been founded on 30 July 732 by the Abassid dynasty.

There is a Bagdad mentioned in the area in some pre-islamic texts, according to Wiki including the Talmud.

More - [Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

261 SonOfLiberty  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:43:43pm

If he's alive I suspect he's not moving under his own power or missing limbs.

I'll said it before and I'll say it again: if he can't produce a video of himself with a shoe scrawled with today's date atop his head, he's not alive.

262 Dr. Shalit  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:43:55pm

re: #229 cbinflux

Yeah - And if it works, someone on the Yahoo "Green" Page will be lecturing us that we are Depleting the Oceans and Killing the Fish.
/channeling today's Rush Limbaugh Show

-S-

263 Mojo Jojo  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:43:56pm

He's still alive, living in London & will probably have front row seats at the Led Zeppelin concert.

264 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:44:35pm

re: #245 chicagodudewhotrades

re: #240 hous bin pharteen

baghdad was once called Babylon wasn't it?

No. Babylon is in Iraq, some miles from Bagdad. The ruins are still there and there are some pictures from our invasion of US military vehicles parked there.

265 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:44:44pm

re: #252 cbinflux

He's named in a plaintiff lawsuit against Ashcroft...
N THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF MINNESOTA

See page 7.

266 hous bin pharteen  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:44:45pm

re: #245 chicagodudewhotrades
Dunno.
I forget that.
Thats why I was aksing my fellow lizards.

/not my fault. I was edumacated in publik skool.

267 markie  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:44:52pm

I'm assuming alive until I see otherwise. Always a mistake to assume anything not in evidence.

268 pingjockey  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:44:56pm

This Ron Paul silliness can go piss up a rope!

269 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:45:34pm

re: #260 galloping granny

re: #240 hous bin pharteen


re: #237 storagemanager

Excuse my ignorance of mid-east history, but was Baghdad called Baghdad back in Mo's day?


According to Wiki (I know, I know) Bagdad the city we know today did not exist at all in old Mo's day. It is said to have been founded on 30 July 732 by the Abassid dynasty.

There is a Bagdad mentioned in the area in some pre-islamic texts, according to Wiki including the Talmud.

More - [Link: en.wikipedia.org...]


see my #251...That evil thing on the temple mount did not exist in Mohammads day either...get it.

270 southernborn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:46:15pm

#259 Storagemanager

re: #243 southernborn

#237 Storagemanager

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad thinks he can bring back the 12th Imam...Mohammad said Baghdad would be destroyed before the coming of the Mahdi...what must Mahmoud do to bring him back?

No matter what he says, there are other turbins involved that want to live. he can't do what he wants to do


He is the new Hitler...


Supreme Leader-IRGC
Supreme Leader of the Islamic Revolution Ayatollah Seyed Ali Khamenei said on Sunday that the Islamic Revolution served the national identity and dignity of the Iranian nation thanks to leadership of the late Imam Khomeini
They are following the plan he made..Khomeini [Link: [Link: www2.irna.com...]...]

ty for the link. I really do look for Israel to strike first.

271 goodbye_natalie  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:46:20pm

Any remember Flo Hyman, perhaps the greatest women's volleyball player of all time? I remember she died from Marfan syndrome.

Great athlete, awful name. Everytime the announcer yelled "Hyman serving, I cringed."

272 mama winger  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:47:20pm

re: #271 goodbye_natalie

Any remember Flo Hyman, perhaps the greatest women's volleyball player of all time? I remember she died from Marfan syndrome.

Great athlete, awful name. Everytime the announcer yelled "Hyman serving, I cringed."

I remember her. She was quite wonderful.

273 hous bin pharteen  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:47:56pm

re: #253 vxbush


Radar and terrain.

274 dentate  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:48:47pm

re: #269 storagemanager

Store, you forget that Abraham was there on Mount Moriah first, and he was a Muslim, right?

275 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:49:04pm

re: #253 vxbush

galloping granny

Questions: Why would Israel have them fly over just Syria to bomb that place? Why not fly over Jordan (unless the intent was to keep the opposition off guard as to the intended target)?

I'm talking strictly here in terms of distance here; I have no idea how much firepower Israeli jets would have taken from Jordanian forces. But that really seems like the super-long way around.

I would agree that Israel taking anything out that originated from Iran is good news indeed. But the path of the planes seems odd to me.

/I never claimed to be any kind of military expert on anything

Seemed odd to me too, though I am not sure I would expect them to fly over Jordan. The place they claim the fuel tanks were dropped seemed awfully close to Israel to me. Those spares are usually for pretty long hauls and I suspect that isn't very "long" in an F15. Those things fly several hundred miles an hour. Dad will be up to visit tomorrow and he used to be a combat pilot, so I'll get his opinion (assuming he can see that little bitty map.)

276 hous bin pharteen  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:49:16pm

re: #251 storagemanager


Thats a whole lot a nonsense to happen for the Mahdi to arrive.
Clue to Muslims.
It aint ever gonna happen.

277 captdiggs  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:50:46pm

Hey...I wanted to vote for Ron Paul?

;-)

278 Alouette  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:51:02pm

Of course he has assumed room temp!

If he were alive, he would have another video on YouTube every other week.

279 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:51:22pm

O.K. guy's...here ya go...Muhammad al Mahdi [Link: lexicorient.com...] ..[Link: www.shia.org...] ...[Link: www.14five.com...] ...[Link: www.al-imam.net...] ...[Link: www.islam.tc...] ..need more just ask.

280 vxbush  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:51:23pm

re: #276 hous bin pharteen

I've been thinking that if Mo' borrowed all those Jewish customs to make his system seem legit, then surely someone else could come along and add an Arabic Messiah to add more "street cred" to the system.

281 Geepers  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:51:38pm

U.S. Officials Begin Crafting Iran Bombing Plan

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

By James Rosen

WASHINGTON — A recent decision by German officials to withhold support for any new sanctions against Iran has pushed a broad spectrum of officials in Washington to develop potential scenarios for a military attack on the Islamic regime, FOX News confirmed Tuesday.

Germany — a pivotal player among three European nations to rein in Iran's nuclear program over the last two-and-a-half years through a mixture of diplomacy and sanctions supported by the United States — notified its allies last week that the government of Chancellor Angela Merkel refuses to support the imposition of any further sanctions against Iran that could be imposed by the U.N. Security Council.

The announcement was made at a meeting in Berlin that brought German officials together with Iran desk officers from the five member states of the Security Council. It stunned the room, according to one of several Bush administration and foreign government sources who spoke to FOX News, and left most Bush administration principals concluding that sanctions are dead.

The Germans voiced concern about the damaging effects any further sanctions on Iran would have on the German economy — and also, according to diplomats from other countries, gave the distinct impression that they would privately welcome, while publicly protesting, an American bombing campaign against Iran's nuclear facilities.

Germany's withdrawal from the allied diplomatic offensive is the latest consensus across relevant U.S. agencies and offices, including the State Department, the National Security Council and the offices of the president and vice president. Under Secretary of State for Political Affairs Nicholas Burns, the most ardent proponent of a diplomatic resolution to the problem of Iran's nuclear ambitions, has had his chance on the Iranian account and come up empty.

Political and military officers, as well as weapons of mass destruction specialists at the State Department, are now advising Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice that the diplomatic approach favored by Burns has failed and the administration must actively prepare for military intervention of some kind. Among those advising Rice along these lines are John Rood, the assistant secretary for the Bureau of International Security and Nonproliferation; and a number of Mideast experts, including Ambassador James Jeffrey, deputy White House national security adviser under Stephen Hadley and formerly the principal deputy assistant secretary for Near Eastern affairs.

Consequently, according to a well-placed Bush administration source, "everyone in town" is now participating in a broad discussion about the costs and benefits of military action against Iran, with the likely timeframe for any such course of action being over the next eight to 10 months, after the presidential primaries have probably been decided, but well before the November 2008 elections.

The discussions are now focused on two basic options: less invasive scenarios under which the U.S. might blockade Iranian imports of gasoline or exports of oil, actions generally thought to exact too high a cost on the Iranian people but not enough on the regime in Tehran; and full-scale aerial bombardment.

282 Geepers  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:51:42pm
On the latter course, active consideration is being given as to how long it would take to degrade Iranian air defenses before American air superiority could be established and U.S. fighter jets could then begin a systematic attack on Iran's known nuclear targets.

Most relevant parties have concluded such a comprehensive attack plan would require at least a week of sustained bombing runs, and would at best set the Iranian nuclear program back a number of years — but not destroy it forever. Other considerations include the likelihood of Iranian reprisals against Tel Aviv and other Israeli population centers; and the effects on American troops in Iraq. There, officials have concluded that the Iranians are unlikely to do much more damage than they already have been able to inflict through their supply of explosives and training of insurgents in Iraq.

The Bush administration "has just about had it with Iran," said one foreign diplomat. "They tried the diplomatic process. China is now obstructing them at the U.N. Security Council and the Russians are tucking themselves behind them.

"The Germans are wobbling ...There are a number of people in the administration who do not want their legacy to be leaving behind an Iran that is nuclear armed, so they are looking at what are the alternatives? They are looking at other options," the diplomat said.

283 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:51:47pm

Crap it was salon.com with the OBL/Marfan article:
link

Judging by photos and the FBI's physical records, Osama bin Laden could be a candidate for the diagnosis. He is said to be between 6 foot 4 inches and 6 foot 6, which is apparently unusual for his family. He is thin, bony and has little muscle; he weighs only 160 pounds. And he uses a cane -- possibly the result of connective tissue or back problems. Other information about the leader of al-Qaida suggests he may have a heart condition. His facial structure also resembles that of people with Marfan.


His shoulders are sloped so low it's pathetic.

284 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:51:57pm
285 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:52:02pm

re: #276 hous bin pharteen

re: #251 storagemanager


Thats a whole lot a nonsense to happen for the Mahdi to arrive.
Clue to Muslims.
It aint ever gonna happen.


we know that...they don't.

286 neverquit  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:52:04pm

re: #253 vxbush

galloping granny

Questions: Why would Israel have them fly over just Syria to bomb that place? Why not fly over Jordan (unless the intent was to keep the opposition off guard as to the intended target)?

I'm talking strictly here in terms of distance here; I have no idea how much firepower Israeli jets would have taken from Jordanian forces. But that really seems like the super-long way around.

I would agree that Israel taking anything out that originated from Iran is good news indeed. But the path of the planes seems odd to me.

/I never claimed to be any kind of military expert on anything

An F-16 has a range of about 1800 nautical miles.

An F-15 has a range of about 3000 nautical miles.

A round trip via Syria to say Bushehr, Iran is certainly pushing it, but possible with an F-15.

None of this is possible with the tacit approval of the US Forces in the region.

287 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:52:05pm

re: #275 galloping granny

They might have been clearing a path to Iran. Or at least testing the waters. Once they clear Syria, they can go over Iraq without problems. We could even give them mid air refueling.

288 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:52:45pm

re: #269 storagemanager

re: #260 galloping granny

re: #240 hous bin pharteen


re: #237 storagemanagerExcuse my ignorance of mid-east history, but was Baghdad called Baghdad back in Mo's day?


According to Wiki (I know, I know) Bagdad the city we know today did not exist at all in old Mo's day. It is said to have been founded on 30 July 732 by the Abassid dynasty.There is a Bagdad mentioned in the area in some pre-islamic texts, according to Wiki including the Talmud.

More - [Link: en.wikipedia.org...]


see my #251...That evil thing on the temple mount did not exist in Mohammads day either...get it.

Storage, some time last week I put a couple of photographs of Jerusalem about 1920 or so up for download - one of the Wailing Wall and another of Temple Mount, showing a pretty clear shot of the Dome of the Rock and the state of disrepair it was in at the time - many tiles missing, no golden dome, grass growing up between the paving stones (s o not much traffic) and not a soul in sight. If you look through my posts you should find the link if you're interested. Sorry, I didn't save the link like I usually do so I can't repost.

289 joncelli  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:53:59pm

If he's alive he's not presentable -- either horribly disfigured or conspicuously weak. Otherwise we'd have seen him hold up a copy of the Islamabad Times-Picayune (or whatever) with the current date and say "I'm alive, infidel monkeys! Ah-ha!"

290 bulwrk  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:54:10pm

re: #281 Geepers

We need to pull out of NATO and send them a bill for the last 60 years.

291 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:55:08pm

Iraqis captured en route to U.S.

By Kelly Hearn
September 11, 2007

LIMA, Peru — Ten Iraqi citizens with forged passports and documents are in a Peruvian prison after an apparent bid to enter the United States on a flight to Los Angeles, officials here say.

An 11th Iraqi man thought to be part of the group is at large.

One of the men arrested is thought to have links to al Qaeda, said Peruvian National Police Col. Roberto Lujan, who is leading the investigation.

The capture of the 10 in this Andean nation raises the specter of a smuggling ring that could touch neighboring Ecuador.

The plot unfolded on June 21, when three Iraqis entered Jorge Chavez International Airport in Lima attempting to board a flight to Los Angeles.

Airline officials alerted police after two of the men holding Dutch passports could not speak Dutch. Citizens of the Netherlands are not required to hold a visa to enter the United States.

Police detained the suspects and learned that another group of Iraqis had been en route to the airport.

"The others were slowed by traffic on their way to the airport," Col. Lujan said. "When they arrived, they apparently saw what was happening and left."

Police said the Iraqis entered Peru on May 11 and passed through the Dominican Republic, Costa Rica and Ecuador without authorities noticing that their documents were fake...

292 vxbush  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:56:30pm

re: #288 galloping granny


Is this it?

293 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:56:34pm

re: #286 neverquit

re: #253 vxbush

galloping granny

Questions: Why would Israel have them fly over just Syria to bomb that place? Why not fly over Jordan (unless the intent was to keep the opposition off guard as to the intended target)?

I'm talking strictly here in terms of distance here; I have no idea how much firepower Israeli jets would have taken from Jordanian forces. But that really seems like the super-long way around.

I would agree that Israel taking anything out that originated from Iran is good news indeed. But the path of the planes seems odd to me.

/I never claimed to be any kind of military expert on anything

An F-16 has a range of about 1800 nautical miles.

An F-15 has a range of about 3000 nautical miles.

A round trip via Syria to say Bushehr, Iran is certainly pushing it, but possible with an F-15.

None of this is possible with the tacit approval of the US Forces in the region.

There was a mention of ground forces being involved and the "map" of events shows the "scene" to be quite close to the Iraq border. Since ground forces can hardly travel in on either an F15 or an F16 in any number at all, and we would have heard something if the Israeli army had suddenly decided to march across Jordan to get to the Syrian-Iraq border, I suspect that if there WERE ground forces, they might have been ours.

294 jumpininhere  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:58:27pm

Dead. Dead as a door knob. Dead as a run over skunk in the middle of the highway. Dead as a deer in the headlights of a Hummer. Dead as the Swimmer’s traveling companion. Dead.

295 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:59:00pm

More... [Link: home.swipnet.se...] ..[Link: video.aol.com...] ..[Link: www.wsu.edu...]

296 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 4:59:58pm

re: #281 Geepers
I suspect article that is the next to the last warning to Iran. When the NY Times gets the leak, it's 'go' time.

297 Geepers  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:00:00pm

bulwrk (#290),

We need to pull out of NATO and send them a bill for the last 60 years.

Ain't that the truth.

298 sadhu  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:00:10pm

re: #287 Killgore Trout

Israel's refuelers

299 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:00:15pm

re: #292 vxbush

re: #288 galloping granny


Is this it?

No, the picture that I put up was taken from a hill a bit across from and slightly higher than Temple Mount. It shows most of Temple Mount & the Dome of the Rock quite clearly as well as some of the buildings/structures just below. For those who know Jerusalem, the Dome of the Rock is on the left side of the picture.

300 chee toe  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:00:29pm

I voted dead. My husband reminds me every now and then of a comment President Bush made when asked about the dirtbag, and his response was to the effect that "he wouldn't be leading any parades." There were cigars being handed around at the time the comment was made. I think they got the sick POS.

301 Alouette  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:01:07pm

re: #171 bebe's boobs destroy

I love to see South Park fans on this site!

302 stevieray  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:01:32pm

re: #286 neverquit

re: #287 Killgore Trout

Does anybody remember the rumors that Saddam sent his nerve gas/nuke materials to Syria, to be buried in the sands of the Baka'a Valley? Could this strike have been in response to those materials being unearthed to be used against Iraq and/or Israel?

That Iraqi Air Force general (Saba?) who wrote a book about his role in the transport of said materials seemed somewhat credible to me.

303 Lauraf  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:01:33pm

re: #57 ParanoidPyro

re: #29 storagemanager

My only question is this:
How long can the Sunni, glory-hungry Osama get along with the Shia, glory-hungry crackpot in Iran, and vice-versa. One of them would inevitably kill the other. I also think that Iran would taunt us with this fact if it were true.

I suspect that they could get along well enough as long as they are working toward a shared goal. Iran has been helping Hamas, and Hamas are not Shia.

And no, I don't think Iran would be taunting us, not at this stage. They'll wait until after the dirty bomb.

304 Jeff MacMillan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:02:40pm

These Osama Bin Laden videos are a Left-Wing Conspiracy by Hillary Clinton and Senator Wexler to use as campaign fodder, "See! Osama Bin Laden is still alive. President Bush is a failure!"

The TRUTH will OUT! :-)

305 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:02:59pm
306 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:04:05pm

re: #302 stevieray

re: #286 neverquit

re: #287 Killgore Trout

Does anybody remember the rumors that Saddam sent his nerve gas/nuke materials to Syria, to be buried in the sands of the Baka'a Valley? Could this strike have been in response to those materials being unearthed to be used against Iraq and/or Israel?

That Iraqi Air Force general (Saba?) who wrote a book about his role in the transport of said materials seemed somewhat credible to me.

Yes, I remember that rumour. I have also heard that US forces HAVE found chemical/bio weapons in Iraq.

I don't think Baka'a is desert though. Let me fire up Google Earth and see what I can see.

307 stevieray  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:05:14pm

Photos of the Holy Land:

[Link: www.eretzyisroel.org...]

308 itellu3times  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:05:19pm

Who? You mean that guy running against Hillary?

309 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:05:26pm

My point...It doesn't matter that Baghdad was not a city in Mohammad's time...they have a Muslim Prophecy that says...Baghdad must be destroyed before the coming of the Mahdi...I gave a ton of links...Iran will use this to make their people fall in line...they have a Mahdi website and hotline...google it.

310 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:05:29pm
311 neverquit  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:06:04pm

re: #293 galloping granny

I suspect that if there WERE ground forces

There is no way the IDF could deploy any significant ground forces into Iran without heavy troop transport aircraft like a C-130.

I seriously doubt any significant IDF ground forces would be deployed in such an effort. More likely would be small SPECOPS forces to "lase" targets.

312 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:06:32pm

re: #293 galloping granny

re: #286 neverquit


re: #253 vxbush

galloping granny

Questions: Why would Israel have them fly over just Syria to bomb that place? Why not fly over Jordan (unless the intent was to keep the opposition off guard as to the intended target)?

I'm talking strictly here in terms of distance here; I have no idea how much firepower Israeli jets would have taken from Jordanian forces. But that really seems like the super-long way around.

I would agree that Israel taking anything out that originated from Iran is good news indeed. But the path of the planes seems odd to me.

/I never claimed to be any kind of military expert on anything


An F-16 has a range of about 1800 nautical miles.

An F-15 has a range of about 3000 nautical miles.

A round trip via Syria to say Bushehr, Iran is certainly pushing it, but possible with an F-15.

None of this is possible with the tacit approval of the US Forces in the region.


There was a mention of ground forces being involved and the "map" of events shows the "scene" to be quite close to the Iraq border. Since ground forces can hardly travel in on either an F15 or an F16 in any number at all, and we would have heard something if the Israeli army had suddenly decided to march across Jordan to get to the Syrian-Iraq border, I suspect that if there WERE ground forces, they might have been ours.

Or PJAK or other Kurd groups.

313 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:06:47pm
314 GeeWiz  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:06:57pm

re: #254 hous bin pharteen

re: #242 GeeWiz

I am thinking that would not work very well since their would be another attack if we pretended the war was over.

My point exactly! GWB is dedicated to preventing another attack. His vindication of exacting his pound of flesh from OBL would not make this country any safer from those that wish to do us harm. It would be his personal gain but the nation's loss. The left would consider the death/capture of OBL the end to the WOT. I may be naive, but I suspect that GWB puts this nation's well being before his personal polling.

Consider this, AQ gains nothing from the loss of their vaunted leader. The US loses a target from the loss of OBL with the idiot politicos in DC.
As long as OBL supplies videos, the WOT is alive and a continued threat to the US. Both the US and AQ gain from this reality. The sad part is that it works for us because of our "lefty idiots" and it works for them because of their fanatics. I can't begin to explain how much this reality "pains" me.

315 Geepers  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:07:49pm

EC Marm (#296),

And it could be a completely acceptable unilateral military action if we only used the AF and guaranteed there'd be no ground troop involvement; like Kosovo.

What? You say that that war was only "acceptable" because a Democrat was POTUS? No way.

316 Jeff MacMillan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:08:00pm

the Republican National Committee would benefit huge by releasing an Osama Bin Laden video tape every single day, maybe twice a day, all new footage of Osama.

Still images, moving images, blurring images, crazy audio... whatever...

Just fill the News Stations, jam pack em, with Osama Bin Laden video tapes until finally the mainstream media no longers cares. Then we can finally not have to worry about these "look a likes" the entire Democratic Party wants us to believe is Osama.

317 neverquit  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:08:37pm

re: #302 stevieray

re: #286 neverquit

re: #287 Killgore Trout

Does anybody remember the rumors that Saddam sent his nerve gas/nuke materials to Syria, to be buried in the sands of the Baka'a Valley? Could this strike have been in response to those materials being unearthed to be used against Iraq and/or Israel?

That Iraqi Air Force general (Saba?) who wrote a book about his role in the transport of said materials seemed somewhat credible to me.

The most likely reason for the Israeli Air Force entering Syrian airspace was for recon.

318 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:08:47pm

re: #313 taxfreekiller

Iran is in a trap and does not know it,
nor will they have the judgment to see it coming.


They have made deals...with China,North Korea and Russia...just to name a few...Mahmouds jet needs a trade in...

319 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:09:10pm

re: #313 taxfreekiller

Iran is in a trap and does not know it,
nor will they have the judgment to see it coming.

You know you are in military trouble when the google earth community has every one of your SA-5 sites flagged on the map.

320 Killian Bundy  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:09:12pm
321 Render  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:10:16pm

F-15C/D (tactical fighter) Range 3,450 miles (3,000 nautical miles) ferry range with conformal fuel tanks and three external fuel tanks.

F-15E/F (tactical bomber) 3,100 nm (3,570 miles; 5745 km) ferry range with CFTs and drop tanks
2,400 nm (2,765 miles; 4445 km) with drop tanks

1,000 nm (1,150 mi; 1,853 km) Max Combat Radius

685 nm (790 miles; 1270 km) combat radius

[Link: www.globalsecurity.org...]

The Israeli F-15I is most similar to the US F-15E. Note the max combat radius...

IT'S
IMPORTANT,
R

322 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:10:58pm

re: #315 Geepers
You nailed that on the head.


BTW: Your #114 was brilliant. I think I've had to read over 5,000 of your posts to be able to tell the difference between when you're serious and seriously sarc'ing. Slow learner. I pity the newbies.

323 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:11:03pm

re: #313 taxfreekiller
And Hugo...who sent MS-13 to Mexico...

324 Geepers  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:11:19pm

Jeff MacMillan (#316),

the Republican National Committee would benefit huge by releasing an Osama Bin Laden video tape every single day, maybe twice a day, all new footage of Osama.

Still images, moving images, blurring images, crazy audio... whatever...

325 GeeWiz  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:11:37pm

re: #255 vxbush

See my post @314

I hope it will explain my position.

326 savetheus  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:12:24pm

Yes, he's alive... and most likely in the middle of a chain bang with Ahmed and a goat.

327 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:13:44pm

Mahmoud has made friends accross the globe...why do you think he said...I did the math...it got laughs here...but not from me.

328 Perplexed  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:13:59pm

Adam Gahdhan? He's selling information to any and every player in town. As to the genetic diseases plaguing the people in the middle east, stop marrying close relatives or at least don't have 35 children with your first cousin.

329 Render  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:14:29pm

re: #319 Thanos

That's what I've been doing with google earth since the day I first downloaded it.

I spent about a half hour last night peeking at the Iranian held islands in the Persian Gulf. Found at least a dozen different missile sites.

SO
BUSTED,
R

330 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:14:44pm
331 Mardukhai  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:15:11pm

re: #29 storagemanager

I agree. He's in Iran, and he's been there for years.

332 hous bin pharteen  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:15:55pm

re: #286 neverquit


We sold the IAF air tankers.

333 jumpininhere  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:16:04pm

Dead as Mohammed.

334 Jeff MacMillan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:16:04pm

#326 savetheus

"Yes, he's alive... and most likely in the middle of a chain bang with Ahmed and a goat."

That must have been someone else I think because JIM LEYLAND in the 1st TIGERS baseball game against the Texas Rangers today was pinch hitting so many players he finally resorted to bringing in Osama Bin Laden.
Problem was that the Pitcher was a Bush supporter and subsequently struck Osama right in the head (tottally killing our 9th inning rally chances).

335 Geepers  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:16:52pm

EC Marm (#322),

:-)

Never have used a sarc tag, and don't intend to start either.

336 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:17:30pm

re: #306 galloping granny

Isn't the Bekaa Valley filled with opium and cotton plants?

337 Pythagoras  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:17:37pm

I agree with #132. If he were alive, why would all his videos be hilarious fakes?

338 whiterasta  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:17:37pm

I believe he's dead or in Pakistan. Hopefully both.


I did not see one squeek about the Barbarians of Gazastan rocketing Israel, yesterday in the leftist piss-rag I subscribe to.

Not a word. Not a word on the Communist Broadcasting Corporation, either.

Pah!

339 Athos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:18:16pm

The issue is not just either the death or the killing of this evil leader. If we prove that he is dead, regardless of 3 years ago or 3 months from now, it will not make one bit of difference in the mission and goals of AQ and the other Islamofascists.

This is what the pinheads of the left don't understand. The elimination of UBL will not eliminate the ideology that is looking to establish a caliphate and seek the expansion of islam via the sword. Killing Hitler in 1942 would not have ended the war in Europe. The only thing that would have ended the war was the destruction of the Nazi ideology and the will of the people who followed that ideology to fight or expand it.

340 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:19:07pm

If i was alive in 1939...I would not laugh at Japan or Nazi Germany...and I will not laugh at the Islamic Republic of Iran...North Korea came to Syria's defence today...that was not a joke...they have nukes and are crazy enough to use them.

341 mama winger  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:19:11pm

re: #335 Geepers

EC Marm (#322),

:-)

Never have used a sarc tag, and don't intend to start either.

That fact threw me for months when I first started here.

342 Driftwood  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:19:28pm

I think he's dead. Not sure about the goats though.

343 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:20:11pm

re: #329 Render

re: #319 Thanos

That's what I've been doing with google earth since the day I first downloaded it.

I spent about a half hour last night peeking at the Iranian held islands in the Persian Gulf. Found at least a dozen different missile sites.

SO
BUSTED,
R


Yes, lots of action there, and there's new sets of pins along the Pak-Afghan border as well.

344 DistantThunder  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:21:14pm

They have face recognition software that they would use to help confirm his identity. I think he's alive but barely functional.

I would like a voodoo doll of Osama that would be fun.

345 Lauraf  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:22:03pm

re: #203 storagemanager

re: #192 galloping granny


re: #168 storagemanager

re: #159 galloping granny
Maybe they were going to hit Syria...and move to Iran...something happened and they had to drop the tanks...just saying.

Go read that whole article I posted up above Storage. Apparently there is much more to this than just the magically appearing storage tanks. There is a map with the article - and note that it is on the Jerusalem Post website. I think they did indeed hit something from Iran that happened to be in Syria. Something substantial, judging by that "great hole" business. Or they hit it with a really really big bomb.

You are right...that was a major attack.


And you know it has to have been a major target for Israel to have done this. They've known that Hezbollah was being restocked through Syria since the war ended and never taken any steps to destroy the shipments before. So this has got to have been seriously big. The IDF's keeping mum about the operation suggests to me that there is more to come, maybe.

346 Render  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:22:30pm

re: #332 hous bin pharteen

Four KC-707's and four KC-130's. Target better have been hella important to risk one of that handful over Syrian airspace.

Western Syria, the purported target zone, is well within the max combat radius of the F-15I, with a much reduced weapons load.

RAAM,
R

347 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:22:42pm

re: #265 Killgore Trout

These bastards run from our laws, but have the nerve to use them against us.

BRILLIANT!

348 neverquit  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:22:59pm

re: #331 Mardukhai

re: #29 storagemanager

I agree. He's in Iran, and he's been there for years.

AQ AND IRAN

(I got this from the Financial Times originally.)

AQ AND IRAN
Saturday, July 07, 2007 (19:02:32)

Posted by neverquit

Evidence that Iranian territory is being used as a base by al-Qaeda to help in terrorist operations in Iraq and elsewhere is growing, say western officials.

It is not clear how much the al-Qaeda operation, described by one official as a money and communications hub, is being tolerated or encouraged by the Iranian government, they said.

The group’s operatives, who link the al-Qaeda leadership in Pakistan with their disciples in Iraq, the Levant and North Africa, move with relative freedom in the country, they said.

The officials said the creation of some kind of al-Qaeda hub in Iran appears to be separate from the group of seven senior al-Qaeda figures, including Saad bin Laden, son of the group’s figurehead, that Iran is said to have detained since 2002.

A senior US official said the information had produced different assessments. “The most conservative, cautious intelligence assessment is that [the Iranian authorities] are turning a blind eye. But there are a lot of doubts about that,%uFFFD? he said.

“They are benefiting from the mayhem that AQ is carrying out. They don’t have to deal with al-Qaeda to benefit.%uFFFD?

Yet while Tehran might be content with the pressure al-Qaeda is placing on the US occupation in Iraq, Iran, as a state based on Shia Islam surrounded by mainly Sunni countries, has long been wary of al-Qaeda’s fierce brand of Sunni Islam.

A former Iranian official said Iran feared al-Qaeda and did not want to distract it from Iraq, dismissing any idea that Iran was supplying it with weapons. “Our relationship with al-Qaeda, at an intelligence level, can be said to be successful as long as they are at a distance,%uFFFD? he said.

Analysts say several Sunni extremist groups, some presumed linked to al-Qaeda and from various ethnic groups including Kurds, are in Iran. US-led military action in Iraq has led some to seek refuge over the border.

In the past, Tehran has also been a target of al-Qaeda attacks. A militant Sunni group based in Pakistan and possibly linked to al-Qaeda was suspected of the 1994 bombing of the shrine of the seventh Shia Imam, Reza, in Mashhad, killing 26 people.

Iran has also shown growing concern over Jundullah, a radical Sunni group from the restive south-east area of Balucestan that has carried out violent attacks in recent years.

Three years ago, Pakistani officials said members of al-Qaeda had begun leaving Pakistan’s border region close to Afghanistan and heading for Iraq. Of the routes used, going overland via Iran was the easiest. That traffic might have increased as links between al-Qaeda and its Iraq offshoot intensify.

349 easy  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:23:16pm

If he is alive, and I doubt it, they are hiding something significant.

350 whiterasta  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:23:33pm

Athos, #339:

.."The only thing that would have ended the war was the destruction of the Nazi ideology and the will of the people who followed that ideology to fight or expand it..."

Now a days it is in vogue to call the airmen of WW2 "War Criminals" for bombing Dresden, Hamburg, etc, etc.

The editor of the local piss-rag even went so far as to say the bombing Dresden was "contriversal."

Stinking liar, as a WW2 pointed out to him.

351 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:23:43pm

The face of evil is showing its face...it is screaming...who will see it...or hear it...if you laugh...it doesn't make it less real...ask those alive in 1939.

352 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:23:44pm

re: #343 Thanos
You're old enough to remember when AUH20 offered to lead the first bomber run on Kargh Island, right? Different times, today.

353 DocMartyn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:24:13pm

Marfan syndrome? I would have guessed 47, XYY myself.

354 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:24:18pm

re: #326 savetheus

That's the sound of the Mo's
Porking on the Chaaain Bang

That's the sound of the Mo's...

355 Render  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:25:19pm

re: #343 Thanos

Try the "fingers" of Iranian terrritory that stick into Iraq, closest to Baghdad.

It looks like Somme 1916.

BLOOD
AND
MUD,
R

356 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:26:05pm

This was just linked at Hot Air:

Senate votes to block Mexican trucks test.
Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:37PM EDT

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Senate voted on Tuesday to block funding for a Bush administration test program to let Mexican long-haul trucks operate in the United States under 1994's North American Free Trade Agreement.

One day after a fiery truck accident killed dozens in Mexico, the Senate approved an amendment to a transportation spending bill that would cut off funding for the test, which the administration authorized last week to last for one year.

The House of Representatives has passed a similar measure.

357 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:26:19pm

re: #335 Geepers

KB wants yours.
/

358 Lauraf  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:26:48pm

re: #231 Render

re: #159 galloping granny

I have several problems with that story.

The graphic, as shown, has the Israeli fighter-bombers dropping their fuel tanks after hitting the target. Not entirely unheard of, but definitely not standard operating procedure. Underbelly tanks are usually dropped prior to combat, even ground strikes.

R

Although the IDF trained for and accomplished just such a hit when they took out Iraq's nuclear reactor in the early 1980s, if I remember correctly.

359 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:26:57pm

re: #347 cbinflux

I checked the lawyers listed on the suit but couldn't find a CAIR connection. I wouldn't be surprised if one was there though.

360 neverquit  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:26:58pm

re: #332 hous bin pharteen

re: #286 neverquit


We sold the IAF air tankers.

Absolutely.

The IDF is certainly capable of attacking Iran via air, and some say, BY SEA

Israel has reportedly developed an air-launched cruise missile that could be operational by 2002, called the Popeye Turbo. The Popeye Turbo, with a range that is variously reported at between 200 km and 350 km, would appear to represent a turbo-jet powered cruise missile that may incorporate avionics and other components developed for the Popeye family of missiles. The AGM-142 HAVE NAP is a variant of the Israeli Air Force "Popeye" missile, which uses a solid propellant rocket motor. The Popeye II, also known as the Have Lite, is a smaller missile with more advanced technology. Designed for deployment on fighter aircraft, Popeye II has a range of 150 kilometers.

The Popeye Turbo missile is probably similar to if not identical with the Israeli submarine-launced cruise missile carried on the Dolphin-class submarines. The baseline Popeye missile with a range of 45 miles has a diameter of 21 inches, and is nearly 16 feet long. For comparison, the American MK-48 heavy torpedo is 21 inches in diameter, and 19 feet long, while the BGM-109 Tomahawk SLCM is 20.4 inches in diameter and 20.5 feet long [including the booster motor], and the Russian SS-N-21 SLCM is similar in configuration and dimensions to the American Tomahawk.

The reported range of 1,500 km for the SLCM tested in May 2000 is several times greater than the previously reported range for the Popeye Turbo. However, the Popeye Turbo is a poorly attested missile, and the open literature provides little information on this system. Indeed, because of the small size of the vehicle and the limited testing program to date, it is entirely possible that even the US intelligence community has only limited insight into the capabilities of this system. There is no particular reason to doubt that Israel could develop a variant of the Popeye Turbo with a range of 1,500 km, simply by lengthening the fuel tank associated with a 300-350 km variant reported by US intelligence. At present it is not possible to determine whether the US intelligence has under-estimated the range of this missile, or whether news reports have over-estimated the missile's range. The longer range reported in June 2000 is certainly consistent with Israeli targetting requirements.

It is generally agreed that these submarines are outfitted with six 533-millimeter torpedo tubes suitable for the 21-inch torpedoes that are normally used on most submarines, including those of the United States. Some reports suggest that the submarines have a total of ten torpedo tubes # six 533-millimeter and four 650-millimeter. Uniquely, the Soviet navy deployed the Type 65 heavy-weight torpedo using a 650-millimeter tube. The four larger 25.5 inch diameter torpedo tubes could be used to launch a long-range nuclear-capable submarine-launched cruise missile (SLCM).

Uh oh, now I've done it...A whole new discussion! lol

361 southernborn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:28:30pm

But the most terrible part of all of it is, they are among us. And them being among us as we fight islam, is far worse,far far worse than the japanese being among us in the other war. They have come out and showed us their black flag. but the bulk of them i fear just wait quietly

362 descolada9  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:28:58pm

Sadly, I think the bastard is still alive. He's the kind of scum who manages to cling onto life even if he's only hanging by a thread. And besides, a quiet death is too good for him. I want him chained to Rosie O'Donnell for at least three years before he's allowed to commit suicide.

363 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:29:07pm

Actually- it's very fitting we'd have a poll today. Six years ago today, I saw one tower ablaze while another was being struck by an airliner. My gut reaction was to make sure I went and voted, knowing full well that stopping an American sharmuta like me was exactly what they wanted. I defied them on 9/11, and I will defy them with my dying breath. God bless America, God bless Charles and LGF, and God bless my American right to vote (even in an internet poll).

364 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:29:15pm

We laugh and make jokes...they did that to in the 1930's...Chaplin made fun of Hitler as did Grocho Marx...it didn't stop the mass murder of six million Jews...laughter is a poor weapon to use against evil.

365 Lauraf  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:30:28pm

re: #253 vxbush

galloping granny

Questions: Why would Israel have them fly over just Syria to bomb that place? Why not fly over Jordan (unless the intent was to keep the opposition off guard as to the intended target)?

I'm talking strictly here in terms of distance here; I have no idea how much firepower Israeli jets would have taken from Jordanian forces. But that really seems like the super-long way around.

I would agree that Israel taking anything out that originated from Iran is good news indeed. But the path of the planes seems odd to me.

/I never claimed to be any kind of military expert on anything

I'm no military expert, either, but it may be that Israel didn't want to cause problems for Jordan by flying through their airspace.

366 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:30:28pm

I'm betting that Osama is splatter paint on the wall of some cave. We should be concerned with his jihadist clones who are polluting our planet with their misguided ideology.

367 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:30:41pm

re: #353 DocMartyn

Marfan syndrome? I would have guessed 47, XYY myself.


A Doc? Then admit it, you saw 'Marfans' and thought 759.82 and wondered if OBL has an HMO.

368 DistantThunder  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:31:03pm

Glenn Beck, CNN headline news, program tonight in on the Beslan massacre by Alqueda - and the torture of the children for 3 days really is horrific. Almost beyond human conprehension on the scale of Hannibal Lector and Charles Mason - except 59 psychopaths with no regard for human life and suffering.

Coming to a school near you...the experts say not if but when.

I like the part where Glenn yells into the camera for the politicans to get their acts together, but ultimately it will come down to parents and local law enforcement.

last night they talked about a training video that showed terrorists practicing a school attack in an abandoned school. - yelling instructions in English.

369 RightOfAtilla  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:31:34pm

re: #363 Sharmuta

Actually- it's very fitting we'd have a poll today. Six years ago today, I saw one tower ablaze while another was being struck by an airliner. My gut reaction was to make sure I went and voted, knowing full well that stopping an American sharmuta like me was exactly what they wanted. I defied them on 9/11, and I will defy them with my dying breath. God bless America, God bless Charles and LGF, and God bless my American right to vote (even in an internet poll).

And May God Bless You Too, Sharmuta.

370 easy  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:32:42pm

re: #356 meMarc From you link:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Senate voted on Tuesday to block funding for a Bush administration test program to let Mexican long-haul trucks operate in the United States under 1994's North American Free Trade Agreement.


It is a little more than a Bush test program.

President George H.W. Bush signed the historic NAFTA treaty in 1992.
In 1993, Congress ratified NAFTA and President Bill Clinton signed into law legislation to implement the treaty.
The trucking provisions of NAFTA were put on hold in 1995. In 2001, a NAFTA dispute resolution panel ruled that the United States was violating its NAFTA obligations by adopting a blanket ban on trucks from Mexico.
In 2001, Congress approved and President George W. Bush signed legislation detailing 22 safety requirements that must be met before allowing trucks from Mexico to drive beyond the U.S. commercial zones.
In 2002, U.S. Transportation Secretary Norman Y. Mineta certified that DOT had met each of the 22 requirements set by Congress. The last three audits by the U.S. DOT Inspector General confirm it as well.
Litigation stymied the DOT program; a 2002 U.S. Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruling that barred implementation of the treaty’s trucking provisions. The U.S. Supreme Court unanimously reversed the decision in 2004.
U.S. DOT began working immediately with its Mexican counterparts to develop a NAFTA trucking pilot program.

371 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:32:49pm

re: #369 RightOfAtilla

God bless you, ROA. :)

372 Athos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:32:59pm

re: #350 whiterasta

Athos, #339:

.."The only thing that would have ended the war was the destruction of the Nazi ideology and the will of the people who followed that ideology to fight or expand it..."

Now a days it is in vogue to call the airmen of WW2 "War Criminals" for bombing Dresden, Hamburg, etc, etc.

The editor of the local piss-rag even went so far as to say the bombing Dresden was "contriversal."

Stinking liar, as a WW2 pointed out to him.

The revision of history is a tried and true tactic of the deranged left. Look at how the Defeatocrats rewrite the history of the Clinton Administration regarding terrorism and the ME.

ABC apparently is not letting the DVD of 'Path to 9/11' out because of the election cycle. I wonder what their excuse will be November 5th, 2008? (Hah - it's still on my TiVo and on my TiVo to Go)

373 neverquit  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:33:19pm

I voted that OBL is alive. I have nothing more than a gut feeling to prove it.

374 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:34:36pm

There has been dozens of stupid Dkos 9-11 diaries today but I think this one sums it up the best...
In Defense Of The Pre-9/11 Mindset

The Pre-9/11 Mindset is superior in every aspect to the Post-9/11 apocalyptic nightmare that has been thrust upon us. Its adoption is, in fact, our best hope for crawling out from under the shroud that drapes our national psyche.
...
Yes, I have a Pre-9/11 Mindset and it is not a yearning for a simpler bygone era of harmony. You could hardly call the maiden year of this century simple or harmonious. I have a Pre-9/11 Mindset because I've had it all along; all through the Post-9/11 defeatism and scare-mongering; through the war posturing and false bravado; through the sordid attempts to divide Americans and vilify dissenters; through the bigotry and arrogance of those who believe that their way is the right way and the world will concur as soon as we're done beating it into them. I have a Pre-9/11 Mindset because I have not let the Post-9/11 Mindset infect my spirit with the its yearning for a bygone era that more closely resembles the Dark Ages than the Renaissance.

I have a Pre-9/11 Mindset because I have a mind, and I use it.

Good luck with that.

375 Pro-Bush Canuck  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:35:13pm

re: #373 neverquit

I voted that OBL is alive. I have nothing more than a gut feeling to prove it.


I voted that OBL is dead. I have nothing more than the belief that he took one in the gut in December, 2001 to prove it.

376 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:35:19pm

re: #356 meMarc

No Mexican trucks here is good news.

377 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:35:23pm

re: #310 ploome hineni

re: #181 galloping granny

best medical care in Pakistan?
he probably bought a kidney from some poor wretch

Yup. Pretty common on the Indian subcontinent. Probably common here too if you have enough $$$ and the right surgeon.

378 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:35:29pm

re: #359 Killgore Trout

Interesting. One wonders why his lawyers didn't provide for a safe surrender.

379 neverquit  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:36:34pm

re: #360 neverquit

re: #332 hous bin pharteen - remember where you heard the BY SEA theory first! (Unless you already heard about it of course., lol)

380 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:36:43pm

re: #49 Jetpilot1101

I don't think it matters one way or another if Osama is dead or not. Either way he is a martyr to the rabid jihadis. The moonbat left will never see the correct side of the terrorism issue so he'll remain a weapon to attack Bush over. I am with Charles, I think he has been pushing up daisies for quite some time.

P.S. My fantasy football team has been named after "Islamic Rage Boy".

What did you call them? The Srinagar Screamers?

381 Blastforth  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:37:03pm

Alive and scared shitless of giving away his location

382 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:37:11pm

re: #374 Killgore Trout

I have a Pre-9/11 Mindset because I have a mind, and I use it.

Good luck with that.

LMAO! Pre-9/11 mindset... I bet that mindset isn't even Y2K compliant.

383 mama winger  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:37:13pm

re: #363 Sharmuta

I defied them on 9/11, and I will defy them with my dying breath

Amen.

384 GeeWiz  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:37:50pm

re: #368 DistantThunder

And the left maintains the GWOT is nothing more than a bumper sticker. God help us all!

385 stevieray  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:38:26pm

According to the article, the Israelis hit a transfer operation, not a storage or production facility. The area hit isn't the Baka'a Valley (if my memory serves me well, that valley is in the eastern part of Syria, not the west).

My reason for bringing up the WMD issue was not because of the area bombed, but for the reason that they would risk world wide condemnation for violating Syrian airspace. The Israelis must have been extremely worried about something more than just another shipment of conventional weapons.

If they only wanted to test the radar of the new Russian anti-aircraft missile systems, they wouldn't have bombed anything... just do a quick fly-through and claim "instrument failure". But they didn't... they blew something sky high. My question is what?

386 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:39:28pm

re: #352 EC Marm

re: #343 Thanos
You're old enough to remember when AUH20 offered to lead the first bomber run on Kargh Island, right? Different times, today.

Yes they are indeed. I bet you even have one of those buttons..

387 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:39:55pm

Breaking news...Osama bin Laden is dead...Muslims say jihad will go on...because Mohammad...not...Osama ordered it...he is the Prophet...not Osama...world shocked!

388 StinkHammer  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:40:35pm

re: #19 newsjunkie_ky

re: #12 hous bin pharteen


IF Saturday Night Live had any balls, they would do a skit called

"Weekend at Osama's"


That would be hilarious and would make me watch snl again.

MadTV does some pretty damn funny Islamoculture parodies, such as the All-English Al Jazeera sketch...

Durn near laughed my ass completely off.

389 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:41:04pm

re: #336 MandyManners

re: #306 galloping granny

Isn't the Bekaa Valley filled with opium and cotton plants?

That I do not know about, but I did find it. Stretches along the Rift Valley between Lebanon and Syria. Completely the wrong area for whatever was supposedly going on with the IAF in Syria.

390 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:41:11pm

re: #385 stevieray

According to the article, the Israelis hit a transfer operation, not a storage or production facility. The area hit isn't the Baka'a Valley (if my memory serves me well, that valley is in the eastern part of Syria, not the west).

My reason for bringing up the WMD issue was not because of the area bombed, but for the reason that they would risk world wide condemnation for violating Syrian airspace. The Israelis must have been extremely worried about something more than just another shipment of conventional weapons.

If they only wanted to test the radar of the new Russian anti-aircraft missile systems, they wouldn't have bombed anything... just do a quick fly-through and claim "instrument failure". But they didn't... they blew something sky high. My question is what?

I thought Bekaa was in Lebanon? Used to be a Russian installation, taken over during the war last summer by Hezb'Allah.

391 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:42:13pm

Kewl! Voting blocs are forming.

392 ubercheesehead  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:42:52pm

re: #258 mama winger

re: #249 Killgore Trout


re: #244 mama winger

Looks like another one picked up from a random traffic stop. We're getting lucky picking these guys up.


I'm not sure where Frederick is. I'm going to go look at a Wisconsin map and see whether I should lock my doors tonight or leave them open like I usually do.

Frederick is in far northwest Wisconsin, pretty far out into the woods. No doubt the terrorist is from the Twin Cities, which are about 70 miles away, but this is a pretty remote area for as close to a large population center as it is. This is now the second time I can remember suspicious members of the ROP wandering about northern Wisconsin and arousing the attention of the authorities. Last year it was those goons from Dearbornistan, MI who had come up through Chicago and cleaned out all the Trac Phones (sp?) from every Wal-Mart in every town along Highway 64 from Merrill to Marinette, then proceeded east along US 2 to the Mackinac Bridge and cased it for a bomb attack. I've always thought that if the terrorists reallywanted to throw the country into disarray, a series of terrorist attacks in a bunch of little towns that no one has ever heard of all over flyover country would be more effective than something like 9/11. People would reason that if they will hit Wakeeny, Kansas, they will hit anywhere.

393 EtNorskTroll  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:43:03pm

re: #17 DesertSage

I hear he's going to give the keynote address at the Democrat National Convention next year.

Pretty dang funny, Sage.

Gave you a 'greenie' point for that...

I'm still laughin'...

~Norsk Troll

394 Ron Bacardi  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:44:08pm

I'm about 80% sure he's still alive somewhere. Haven't really been given any other impression that he ate it a while ago.

395 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:44:15pm

re: #392 ubercheesehead

The map is in the article posted above.

396 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:45:00pm

re: #385 stevieray

My reason for bringing up the WMD issue was not because of the area bombed, but for the reason that they would risk world wide condemnation for violating Syrian airspace. The Israelis must have been extremely worried about something more than just another shipment of conventional weapons.


If hypothetically, all of Saddamns chemical and biological crap ended up in Syria, as many have postulated, and the Israelis pinpointed the location and took it out, who could complain? Syria? They'd have some serious explaining to if they opened their mouths. Interesting when looked at from that angle.

397 Render  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:45:20pm

re: #385 stevieray

I agree, with the preface of, "If they hit something..."

It'd be nice to see some BDA.

BOMB
DAMAGE
ASSESSMENT,
R

398 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:45:39pm

Long Live General ChenZen!

/who will be voted off of the island?!

399 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:46:09pm

re: #385 stevieray

According to the article, the Israelis hit a transfer operation, not a storage or production facility. The area hit isn't the Baka'a Valley (if my memory serves me well, that valley is in the eastern part of Syria, not the west).

My reason for bringing up the WMD issue was not because of the area bombed, but for the reason that they would risk world wide condemnation for violating Syrian airspace. The Israelis must have been extremely worried about something more than just another shipment of conventional weapons.

If they only wanted to test the radar of the new Russian anti-aircraft missile systems, they wouldn't have bombed anything... just do a quick fly-through and claim "instrument failure". But they didn't... they blew something sky high. My question is what?

That is pretty much my line of thought also. Also note that the Syrians really are not making much fuss at all - a little pro forma but nothing like the seething and rage one would expect if some neighbor dropped in and bombed you for no reason at all. Which makes me suspect that whatever it was the IAF made go boom, it was something that Syria doesn't really want the rest of the world to know they had in the first place.

400 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:47:18pm

re: #390 Thanos

re: #385 stevieray

According to the article, the Israelis hit a transfer operation, not a storage or production facility. The area hit isn't the Baka'a Valley (if my memory serves me well, that valley is in the eastern part of Syria, not the west).

My reason for bringing up the WMD issue was not because of the area bombed, but for the reason that they would risk world wide condemnation for violating Syrian airspace. The Israelis must have been extremely worried about something more than just another shipment of conventional weapons.

If they only wanted to test the radar of the new Russian anti-aircraft missile systems, they wouldn't have bombed anything... just do a quick fly-through and claim "instrument failure". But they didn't... they blew something sky high. My question is what?

I thought Bekaa was in Lebanon? Used to be a Russian installation, taken over during the war last summer by Hezb'Allah.

Beqaa is a valley (part of the Rift Valley) that is in Lebanon and eastern Syria. The installation you are referring to is probably in the Beqaa valley and might go by that name.

401 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:48:08pm

re: #374 Killgore Trout

There has been dozens of stupid Dkos 9-11 diaries today but I think this one sums it up the best...
In Defense Of The Pre-9/11 Mindset

I have a Pre-9/11 Mindset because I have a mind, and I use it. as filler so my empty skull won't collapse.


Good luck with that.

I tried helping him out.

OldLineTexan

402 njdhockeyfan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:48:45pm

re: #374 Killgore Trout

There has been dozens of stupid Dkos 9-11 diaries today but I think this one sums it up the best...
In Defense Of The Pre-9/11 Mindset


The Pre-9/11 Mindset is superior in every aspect to the Post-9/11 apocalyptic nightmare that has been thrust upon us. Its adoption is, in fact, our best hope for crawling out from under the shroud that drapes our national psyche.
...
Yes, I have a Pre-9/11 Mindset and it is not a yearning for a simpler bygone era of harmony. You could hardly call the maiden year of this century simple or harmonious. I have a Pre-9/11 Mindset because I've had it all along; all through the Post-9/11 defeatism and scare-mongering; through the war posturing and false bravado; through the sordid attempts to divide Americans and vilify dissenters; through the bigotry and arrogance of those who believe that their way is the right way and the world will concur as soon as we're done beating it into them. I have a Pre-9/11 Mindset because I have not let the Post-9/11 Mindset infect my spirit with the its yearning for a bygone era that more closely resembles the Dark Ages than the Renaissance.

I have a Pre-9/11 Mindset because I have a mind, and I use it.


Good luck with that.

LOL...I was just reading this one.

Equally stupid:

9/11 Peace Action - Join Your Local Kucinich Team

Dear Community,

Can you sound the call for an international cease fire on 9/11; in honor of all life, all religious believers, and all non-believers. This will inspire those celebrating Ramadan, to feel safe enough to put their arms down as well.

Nothing else has worked so far, how about we give peace a chance at this memorable time?

Sure...just yell 'uncle' and the head choppers will will become full of love, peace, and tranquility.

Go to Pakistan and try that out for us. LOL

403 cookielady  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:51:00pm

re: #69 jbolty

re: #60 American Soldier


re: #52 jbolty


You got it nailed, man. Here, have another hit off this bong. Later, we'll experiment with LDS.

You either mean LSD or mormons. LOL

No, it's another Star Trek reference.

What's with him?

Too much LDS...

404 Ojoe  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:51:05pm

re: #399 galloping granny

Scuttlebut has it that Saddam's WMD are in the Bekka Valley.

405 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:51:07pm
406 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:51:23pm

I just had a Kucinich team clog the downstairs toilet - what a freakin' mess.

Of course, I blame Bush, since he is personally responsible for everything that goes wrong anywhere.

OldLineTexan

407 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:51:38pm

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead, and OBL was shredded and buried under the weight of a mountain falling on him.
I MUST believe that.

408 Racer X  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:51:59pm

I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the United States of America.

409 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:52:11pm
Sept 11, 2001 - Border Policemen Sgt. Tzachi David, 19, of Tel-Aviv, and St.-Sgt. Andrei Zledkin, 26, of Carmiel, were killed just after midnight when Palestinian gunmen opened fire on the Ivtan Border Police base near Kibbutz Bachan in central Israel. A Fatah group claimed responsibility for the attack.

/let's give them a state, and sell their scarf as a fashion accessory...

410 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:52:34pm
411 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:52:43pm

re: #402 njdhockeyfan

Dear Community,

Can you sound the call for an international cease fire on 9/11; in honor of all life, all religious believers, and all non-believers.

Can they be so stupid as to ask a question and then not put a question mark at the end of a sentence. Oops.

412 Stonemason  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:52:47pm

re: #408 Racer X

And to the Republic for which it stands

413 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:52:51pm

re: #406 OldLineTexan

I just had a Kucinich team clog the downstairs toilet - what a freakin' mess.

Of course, I blame Bush, since he is personally responsible for everything that goes wrong anywhere.

OldLineTexan

Ron Pauls sez Kucinich is flushing Constitutions.

414 ubercheesehead  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:52:51pm

re: #363 Sharmuta

Actually- it's very fitting we'd have a poll today. Six years ago today, I saw one tower ablaze while another was being struck by an airliner. My gut reaction was to make sure I went and voted, knowing full well that stopping an American sharmuta like me was exactly what they wanted. I defied them on 9/11, and I will defy them with my dying breath. God bless America, God bless Charles and LGF, and God bless my American right to vote (even in an internet poll).

Gee, I wish I had said that!

415 Ojoe  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:53:10pm

Dead Dead dead dead dead.

He's freeking dead.

Not that it matters.

416 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:54:24pm

re: #410 song_and_dance_man

I forgot to mention that Barbara Olson lost her life when flight 77 was smashed into the Pentagon 6 years ago to the day.


And my wife and I mourned her death...I hope Ted gets it.

417 WhiteRasta  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:54:39pm

re: #407 cbinflux

Is Arafish still dead?

418 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:54:47pm

re: #404 Ojoe

re: #399 galloping granny

Scuttlebut has it that Saddam's WMD are in the Bekka Valley.

A place crammed full of seetheing jihadis and "refugees" does not seem like the place that the ruler of Syria would want to see Sadaam's WMD stashed.

419 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:55:59pm

re: #417 WhiteRasta

Do worms get HIV?

420 David IV of Georgia  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:56:22pm

If Osama is dead and Bush knows and tells everyone, all the shrill annoying people will declare the war on terror over and will be more offensive than ever—demanding all the soldiers come home. Syria and Iran, even if not fired upon need a big stick poised over their heads.

To remember Osama and his boytoys this day I'm eating raisins. Pretty hot down there huh? You don't even get raisins.

If he's not dead he's running around in women's clothes living more primitively than the Amish for fear we find him.

421 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:56:36pm

re: #413 cbinflux

re: #406 OldLineTexan


I just had a Kucinich team clog the downstairs toilet - what a freakin' mess.

Of course, I blame Bush, since he is personally responsible for everything that goes wrong anywhere.

OldLineTexan


Ron Pauls sez Kucinich is flushing Constitutions.

That's funny - I used the Ron Paul to plunge away the Kucinich team. Then I rinsed it off and put it back in the plastic holder.

OldLineTexan

422 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:57:09pm
423 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:57:13pm

re: #398 cbinflux

Have you read his 9-11 post? Just about the dumbest thing I've read all day.

424 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:57:32pm

re: #418 galloping granny

re: #404 Ojoe


re: #399 galloping granny

Scuttlebut has it that Saddam's WMD are in the Bekka Valley.


A place crammed full of seetheing jihadis and "refugees" does not seem like the place that the ruler of Syria would want to see Sadaam's WMD stashed.


Yes, but the installation at the head across the border controlled by Quds and Syrian troops might be good placement. Beqaa is the classic invasion route to Israel.

425 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:58:15pm

re: #421 OldLineTexan

What have you named the TP?

LOL

426 akak  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:58:39pm
Senate votes to block Mexican trucks test

yay

/how many dead tango's today? hopefully more than...well I should say never enough

427 WhiteRasta  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:59:40pm

re: #418 galloping granny

A place crammed full of seetheing jihadis and "refugees" does not seem like the place that the ruler of Syria would want to see Sadaam's WMD stashed.

Perhaps not such a bad idea from the viewpoint of baby Assad.

It might contaminate the area with mustard gas and radioactive particles, thus keeping the locals quiet.

At least, stop them from breeding.

Nothing like a dose of leukemia to kill off the old sex drive, eh?

428 ubercheesehead  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:59:40pm

New question: Even if we were to find a live jihadi or the remains of a dead one, do we have a good enough database to be able to prove that we have in fact found OBL?

429 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 5:59:56pm

The Muslim American Society remembers 9/11, too, but in a slightly different way.

Remembering September 11 Envisioning September 12 and Beyond

[...]

But while "flying while Muslim" (or Muslima) became, and still is, a very precarious adventure for many of us, the deeper and more permanent attacks on Muslim leadership and Muslim institutions remains an ongoing challenge for Ummati Muhammad here in America.

The essential infrastructure of our collective community remains vulnerable to financial and legal maneuverings designed to limit, if not silence, our collective demand for freedom and respect for our civil rights.

[...]

430 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:00:01pm

re: #425 cbinflux

re: #421 OldLineTexan

What have you named the TP?

LOL

We use Clinton paper in this house, sir!

OldLineTexan
/until the Holy TP is available, feces be upon it

431 bikermailman  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:00:14pm

re: #353 DocMartyn

Marfan syndrome? I would have guessed 47, XYY myself.

Marfan syndrome? Is that anything like the Marfa Lights? Maybe the eyes float eerily in the distance, but you never get closer...some ulululululuing in the background...this has the making of a good movie youtube video.

432 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:00:26pm

re: #423 Killgore Trout

No, but it'll gush it's way over here soon enough. One of two sites with lots of two-way traffic/go-betweens.

Oh the intrigue!

433 maddogg  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:01:01pm

Well, I'm 32.4% certain he is still boinkin the camel, but I'm also 47.9% sure he humped his last goat. So, I guess I'm 19.7% unsure.

434 stevieray  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:01:11pm

re: #418 galloping granny

re: #404 Ojoe

re: #399 galloping granny

Scuttlebut has it that Saddam's WMD are in the Bekka Valley.

A place crammed full of seetheing jihadis and "refugees" does not seem like the place that the ruler of Syria would want to see Sadaam's WMD stashed.

The Syrians already have a handful of their own "non-conventional" weapons facilities in the Baka'a Valley... adding to the existing stock in those places would make sense.

435 pocomoco  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:02:02pm

Either through the divine intervention of kidney machine failure, or coalition forces sealing off the entrance to his cavedominion, I believe he has been at ambient temperature long enough to use up his 72 virgins.

436 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:02:21pm

re: #374 Killgore Trout

You left out the best part:

I have a Pre-9/11 Mindset because I have a mind, and I use it.

Pre-9/11 Mindset vs Post-9/11 Mindset

Enduring Peace/ Perpetual War
Prosperity/ Poverty and Debt
Civil Rights/ The Patriot Act
Human rights/ Torture
Accountability/ Corruption
Reality/ Fear

437 The Kevin Show  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:02:53pm

Where's the option for Ron Paul? I demand equal representation for less than .01% of the population!

438 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:03:01pm

re: #423 Killgore Trout

Have you read his 9-11 post? Just about the dumbest thing I've read all day.

Don't tell me you read the entire thing. I only got through two paragraphs.

439 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:03:07pm

re: #430 OldLineTexan

Clinton Cobs, wipe 'em if you've got 'em.

/CZ will take your Clinton, and raise you three Reagans.

440 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:03:48pm

Isn't that nice...are you sure the Muslims don't mind?...we shouldn't anger them...the State Department might not like it...you know...they think they run Israel...

Entire Tomb of Patriarchs Open to Jews Over Holidays


(IsraelNN.com) In honor of the upcoming holidays, the entire Tomb of the Patriarchs in Hevron will be opened to Jews on three different occasions.

A central Selichot event will take place on Wednesday, September 19, at 11 PM. On Sunday and Monday September 30 and October 1, during the intermediate days of the Sukkot Festival, Jewish worshipers and tourists will also be allowed throughout the tomb.

The Hall of Isaac and Rebecca has been closed to Jews for more than a decade, and is used as a mosque by the local Muslim community.

Thank you Condi...don't tell Abu Mazen or hamas...just a little secret... [Link: www.israelnationalnews.com...]

441 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:04:14pm

re: #429 Kreuzueber Halbmond

The Muslim American Society remembers 9/11, too, but in a slightly different way.

Remembering September 11 Envisioning September 12 and Beyond


[...]

But while "flying while Muslim" (or Muslima) became, and still is, a very precarious adventure for many of us, the deeper and more permanent attacks on Muslim leadership and Muslim institutions remains an ongoing challenge for Ummati Muhammad here in America.

The essential infrastructure of our collective community remains vulnerable to financial and legal maneuverings designed to limit, if not silence, our collective demand for freedom and respect for our civil rights.

[...]

Flying while Muslim? What about flying while a little old lady with a walker? Because I have personally seen TWO of those get EXTRA SEARCHES while strong young alternately-complected black-haired non-Hispanic individuals in Middle Eastern garb board planes without a hitch.

Give me a freakin' break here, kids. If you're going to CRY, find something worth CRYING ABOUT.

OldLineTexan

442 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:04:25pm

re: #438 EC Marm

C'mon now, be nice. He's so darned lovable.

443 windybon  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:04:49pm

Now on HIST, "Ground Zero Search and Recovery."

444 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:04:59pm

If the US would just stop supporting Israel, things like this would stop happening:

Taliban damage Buddha relic in Swat

PESHAWAR: A bomb detonated by pro-Taliban militants on Tuesday damaged a rock engraved with Buddha’s images in Swat district, police said. The incident recalled the internationally condemned destruction of the huge Bamiyan Buddhas in Afghanistan by the Taliban regime in 2001.

Shrapnel from the blast in the town of Malam Jabba hit the rock, but didn’t damage the Buddhist images, local police chief Mohammad Iqbal told AFP. “It appears to be the work of the local militants who condemn these relics as being un-Islamic,” Iqbal said. “It looks more like a symbolic attack to embarrass the government internationally.” The Northern Areas are known for Buddhist heritage and archaeological sites that attract a large number of religious tourists, mainly from Buddhist countries, despite security fears.

///

445 bp sf  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:05:12pm

I just showed up...pardon me if this has been posted...from the AutoNews.

Pipeline attacks force four Mexican auto plants to suspend production
At least 50 suppliers affected

Stephen Downer
Automotive News
September 11, 2007 - 10:29 am EST
UPDATED: 9/11/07 5:19 p.m. EDT

Asked what sort of image Mexico would have in the rest of the world as a result of the explosions, he answered: “Bad." He said the timing of the explosions was particularly damaging for the Mexican auto industry because negotiations were going on in the U.S. over the location of future assembly projects.

A Nissan Mexicana spokesman said the stoppage at the Aguascalientes plant had cost it 280 vehicles. Production was resumed, he said, at 2 p.m. local time, after plant managers switched to liquefied petroleum gas as part of a contingency plan.

“The plant is working normally today, but it could be three or five days before normal natural gas supplies are re-established,” he said.

The spokesman said Nissan is concerned about this week’s attacks and similar attacks on the country’s fuel lines in July.

“But it’s up to the corresponding authorities to take the required action to protect the pipelines and catch those responsible for these attacks.”

A leftist rebel group, the Popular Revolutionary Army, said it bombed the Mexican oil and gas pipelines this week, Mexican media said today.

The explosions at six pipelines disrupted oil and gas supplies, forced thousands from their homes and caused hundreds of millions of dollars in damage to state oil monopoly Pemex. No one was injured.

No word on repairs

By mid afternoon Tuesday, Pemex had not said when the broken gas pipelines would be restored and normal supplies restored.

The state oil monopoly's last statement on the explosions was posted on its Web site Monday night. It said then that it would take "several more hours" for the gas in the pipelines to burn itself out, after which specialized teams would immediately get to work on reestablishing a full supply.

(Gee no MSM coverage...)

446 cry_havoc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:05:18pm

Thought he was dead... might be alive. I would do a little jig if he is dead. But I don't really care about the person, it is the ideology that needs to be killed.

447 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:05:59pm

re: #439 cbinflux

re: #430 OldLineTexan

Clinton Cobs, wipe 'em if you've got 'em.

/CZ will take your Clinton, and raise you three Reagans.

I get the Clinton paper from Sandy Burglar.

OldLineTexan

448 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:06:14pm

re: #444 Thanos

We don't support Israel...we think we run it...we will pay for that.

449 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:06:36pm

re: #441 OldLineTexan

They can only screen 1/3 of the passengers, and 'target' only two Asians per flight. Insanity!

450 Luigi  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:06:50pm

Melanie Phillips has a piece about France possibly releasing all it's footage on the Muhammad al-Dura killing.

[Link: www.melaniephillips.com...]

I hadn't realized the height to which propaganda from the killing inflamed the Pali mob that lynched the two Israeli soldiers shortly thereafter...


their lifeless bodies thrown out of the station’s second story window to a throng of men howling, Allahu Akbar —God is great! They commenced to dismember and disembowel the soldiers’ corpses, and then passed the entrails on a platter to a hysterical mob numbering in the thousands who rejoiced as they literally chewed and swallowed the remains of their hated Jews.
451 bp sf  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:07:11pm

Vote OBL Dead in '07!

452 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:07:58pm

re: #451 bp sf

Vote OBL Dead in '07!


Breaking news...jihad goes on in 08

453 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:08:06pm
454 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:08:13pm

re: #438 EC Marm

I've got pretty think scales when it come to LLL nonsense.

455 Cap'n DOC  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:08:24pm

re: #432 cbinflux

Could you direct me to this guys 'alternate reality' please? I'm bored.

456 akak  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:08:43pm

309 dead jihadis in September...we need to ramp that up!

457 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:09:28pm

re: #454 Killgore Trout

Think scales = thick scales

/I stink

458 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:09:41pm

re: #449 cbinflux

re: #441 OldLineTexan

They can only screen 1/3 of the passengers, and 'target' only two Asians per flight. Insanity!

Well, to be fair, Asians have been a primary source of trouble on airlines for a while, what with drunken Japanese businessmen pinching the female attendants on the butt and whatnot.
/PC crapola

OldLineTexan

459 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:10:01pm

re: #456 akak

309 dead jihadis in September...we need to ramp that up!


Millions more to take their place...the war goes on.

460 galloping granny  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:10:35pm

Okay, after close examination of Google Earth in about the area shown on the map that accompanies the article reporting that the IAF made a giant hole in the desert in Syria, there is almost nothing shown on GE in that area. No town, no marker, no nada - except one little thing. If you're looking at GE you'll see a big black X with a line coming down - looks like some gigantic telephone pole in the middle of nowhere. Unlabeled. The daughter who reads that crap for a living says that this is an airport with some buildings. The X are the runways.

461 WhiteRasta  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:11:03pm

re: #450 Luigi

That whole incident makes me puke.

What makes me disgusted, is that Israel let the barbarians get away with it.

462 wanumba  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:11:39pm

Why isn't the question:
WHO is producing these propaganda pieces?

followed by:
WHich MSM are aiding and abetting the dissemination of these propaganda pieces?

Shaggy, Scooby-Do and the Gang always found out who the criminals were. The ghosts were ALWAYS frauds.

463 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:12:15pm

re: #442 cbinflux

C'mon now, be nice. He's so darned lovable.

Just for that, I'm going to make you read the conclusion of 'the Chens' 9/11 thoughts:

Al Qaeda’s goal was to do something big, but we’ve managed to make it even bigger. In that respect, we’ve played right into their hands.
464 Perplexed  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:12:54pm

OT, brains of liberals different than brains of conservatives.

And guess what, the brains of conservatives aren't as good as the brains of liberals.

465 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:13:32pm

re: #459 storagemanager

re: #456 akak


309 dead jihadis in September...we need to ramp that up!

Millions more to take their place...the war goes on.

I agree killing Osama is not a goal that makes much difference. So now killing terrorists ain't it, either...because there will just be more. So what are you hinting at?

OldLineTexan

466 Caliredst8r  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:13:32pm

Osama is still alive, barely, he stills suffers the after effects of the nasty case of Hoof and Mouth disease he caught from that cute little heifer from down the road. Also, the effects of "Arafat's Disease", caught from Arafat during a wild night in Mecca 10 years ago, is having a devastating effect on his health. Iran's universal health care just isn't helping at all despite the rave reviews and obvious superiority of this type of health system.

467 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:14:00pm

re: #441 OldLineTexan

It gets me that "Ummati Muhammad" cries for its freedom when all it is really interested in is creating a 7th century style society here. They want all the trappings that freedom affords, but don't have a clue about what makes people free.

468 storagemanager  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:14:08pm

The war on terror is the wrong name...we are fighting a jihad...one dies...three take his place...name the enemy...fight like you love America...or just submit...stay safe...eyes and ears open...good night.

469 Cap'n DOC  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:14:24pm

re: #463 EC Marm

Could you direct me to this guys 'alternate reality' please? I'm bored.

470 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:15:06pm

re: #463 EC Marm

I liked...

In addition, 9/11 was exploited as an excuse to expand presidential power and twist the Constitution. All too often, it was evoked as the rationale behind the support for policies that otherwise would have had little support.

Sometimes I can’t help but feel ashamed and humiliated that we’ve given this “stunt” so much weight.

9-11 was an inside stunt!

471 Cap'n DOC  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:16:36pm

re: #470 Killgore Trout

Please. Someone send me an email with an addy if you don't wanna disgrace the thread.

472 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:17:08pm

re: #455 Cap'n DOC

His link will take you to his "Greetings Lizards" page, but you'll read his main page, and his postings elsewhere. See LGF Watch.

Then wonder why the intelligentsia just luvs the cute widdle fellow. Tehehe, he's so funny as he turns the blade..

/ -8

473 njdhockeyfan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:18:52pm

This doesn't give me a warm fuzzy feeling:

U.S.: Saudis Still Filling Al Qaeda's Coffers

Despite six years of promises, U.S. officials say Saudi Arabia continues to look the other way at wealthy individuals identified as sending millions of dollars to al Qaeda.

"If I could somehow snap my fingers and cut off the funding from one country, it would be Saudi Arabia," Stuart Levey, the under secretary of the Treasury in charge of tracking terror financing, told ABC News.

Despite some efforts as a U.S. ally in the war on terror, Levey says Saudi Arabia has dropped the ball. Not one person identified by the United States and the United Nations as a terror financier has been prosecuted by the Saudis, Levey says.

"When the evidence is clear that these individuals have funded terrorist organizations, and knowingly done so, then that should be prosecuted and treated as real terrorism because it is," Levey says.

Among those on the donor list, according to U.S. officials, is Yasin al Qadi, a wealthy businessman named on both the U.S. and U.N. lists of al Qaeda financiers one month after the 9/11 attacks.

474 wetfun  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:18:57pm

CGI?

475 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:19:09pm

re: #463 EC Marm
Thanks.

/My IQ just rose to 167, and I'm horny.

476 Cap'n DOC  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:19:32pm

re: #472 cbinflux

Thanks. He doesn't like exchanging 'pleasantries' with me already. I wear a flakjacket.

477 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:19:37pm

re: #470 Killgore Trout

re: #463 EC Marm

I liked...


In addition, 9/11 was exploited as an excuse to expand presidential power and twist the Constitution. All too often, it was evoked as the rationale behind the support for policies that otherwise would have had little support.
Sometimes I can’t help but feel ashamed and humiliated that we’ve given this “stunt” so much weight.

9-11 was an inside stunt!

I have this sneaking suspicion that shame and humiliation are not new feelings to him.

Myself, well...it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

Storagemanager, mi amigo, my right arm and my aiming eye are always with you. I will fight the good fight, but I will not jihad. I fight with my weaker conservative brain engaged, and there is no holy war. Only holy obligations that I will fulfill.

OldLineTexan

478 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:19:52pm

re: #474 wetfun
CGI Motion?

479 Guy_Philly  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:20:32pm

until i saw the video, i thought he was alive. now i think he is dead. i think they now have a double for him. regarding his voice, who knows ... i don't speak that gibberish and wouldn't know about accents from various regions. i do know that my brother, who is 3 years older than me, sounds just like me ... how many brothers does he have?

480 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:22:00pm

re: #211 cbinflux

Yes, and a friend's husband,zt'l, over 20 years ago, was on dialysis at home...he lived 15 years, and died of a non-related health issue. IIRC, he was switched to peritoneal dialysis at some point.

In addition, it would not take a stretch of the imagination to conjecture that bin liner had a kidney transplant in a Pakistani hospital.

I remember when I was a student nurse in the late '50's, early '60's, renal dialysis was fairly new, and the machines were so large. We had to make butter balls by hand, as part of our training..yuk, what a feeling! The patients required a high fat diet, and the hospital had a dialysis department.

481 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:22:24pm

On this day in 1983 President Reagan authorized naval bombardment and air strikes against Syria as needed after they attacked the Lebanese army. Things got quiet the very next day.

482 maddogg  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:22:39pm

Hell, if the batshit crazy moonbats get any worse, they will have OBL as a write in candidate next year. And since when did it matter to a Democrat if a candidate OR a voter was actually alive?

The sign to look for is when OBL teeshirts start to outnumber Che tee's at their protest rallies.

483 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:22:40pm
484 wanumba  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:22:44pm

re: #460 galloping granny

Okay, after close examination of Google Earth in about the area shown on the map that accompanies the article reporting that the IAF made a giant hole in the desert in Syria, there is almost nothing shown on GE in that area..


That prompts a subject:
Google Earth can photograph some fat chick on any old street anywhere, getting out of a car wearing a thong - for no apparent useful social reason, yet no one uses it to find Bin Laden scurrying out of his Tora Bora cave to do his "business?"
All those Lefties at Google and they can't busy themselves with the Left's favorite Screech, "We should be looking for Bin Laden!" Well, go and do, and let the soldiers do their job to whack breathing jihadis.

485 racecardriver  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:22:56pm

this is my dream:

Hello Everyone! I'm Al Michaels and this is my colleague John Madden here on NBC to bring you live footage of the public execution of Osama bin Laden. It seems like an eternity ago we were watching in horror as the towers fell on 9/11/01 while muslims danced in the streets of Gaza and Osama was seen joking and gloating about the attacks the next day on videotape. Well after his capture by Pakistani ISI forces last March in a cave in Waziristan, we've finally arrived at the big day. Yes there's going to be some action today folks.

Madden: Thats what I'm talking about, boom...pop...bam.

Madden: Thats what I'm talking about, boom...pop...bam.

Michaels: Lets go down to the field and talk with Suzy Kolber for an update.

Kolber: Thanks Al, behind me you'll see a 2 acre corral filled with feral hogs rounded up from 8 states in the American south, including Texas, Kentucky, Alabama and even Hawaii. As you can see some of these guys are pretty large and have had tusk regeneration (camera pans to hog drooling over 8 inch tusks). In the center of the corral over there is the ceremonial post. Back to you Al and John.

Madden: You know Al after this I'm thinking I might get a discount on bacon

Al and Madden laugh hysterically for a moment

Michaels: All seriousness aside, lets get back to the execution John. It is rumored that Bin Laden will be brought into that corral in some manner John.

Madden: I've been told they're going to tie him to that post there where the pigs are all sniffing around. Those look like some hungry pigs to me. Mean lookin' too!

Michaels: Well here comes the head executioner now, notice how he has the black robe and the hood on John, its pretty creepy really, but also a bit magnificent. Electrifying.

Madden: I can feel it, this is big time.

Executioner: Bring the condemned to the post.

Black Sabbath War Pigs begins in the background as video of the planes flying into the WTC is shown, interspersed with Bin Laden laughing on video the day after 9/11.

Bin Laden is dressed in Chuck Connors, Levis, 1970's John Travolta disco shirt with gold medallions and NY Yankees ballcap. He is being led by two NYC firemen to the post, and is then tied to the post by his hands and feet by Rudy Guliani. The scene is buzzed by a squadron of F-117 stealth fighters. Its a sunny September morning.

Michaels: John, that might be the most impressive intro I've ever seen.

Madden: I know when i have a wham moment and that was definitely a wham moment Al...WHAM right there.(taps chest)

Michaels: Well we've reached kickoff and the pregame is over, now its time for the real thing so with no further ado here comes your execution.

Executioner walks to about 20 feet away from Bin Laden on post. Bin Laden is awake and eyes are wide open. Executioner pulls out flamethrower and proceeds to light up Bin Laden for about 45 seconds. Bin Laden is fully engulfed on the pole.

Madden: that's gotta hurt right there Al.
Michaels: I'll say
Madden: last time I saw a flame like that I was working a rotisserie at the Browns-Steelers tailgater.
Michaels: hold on John, not so fast...

Executioner pulls out massive fire extinguisher and snuffs out Bin Laden fire within seconds.

Madden: Holy Cow, I didn't see that coming! I wonder what is next?
Michaels: I didn't either John, but that is certainly an onimous sign...

to be continued...

486 Cap'n DOC  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:23:48pm

re: #463 EC Marm

Hey, thanks. I hit it, and I'm still bored. But Boyo, what a pile of ammo! Can't wait to chat him up. Patience is a virtue.

487 WeaselZipper  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:24:08pm
488 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:24:10pm

UK Islamists seethe over Zionist dates...
So how to identify Israeli dates?

Here are photos of date packaging from the main Israeli date exporters to the UK so that you can be sure to boycott these. Remember if you have bought these dates you are well within your rights to get a refund explaining the ethical reasons for why you refuse to buy produced of Israel.

Heh.

489 Mich-again  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:24:21pm

Lefty logic... based on 6 years of observations.

Whenever an alleged terrorist attack is thwarted, then it must have been such an incompetent plan in the first place that it never really posed any genuine danger and Chimpy McHalliburton is just trumping it up to scare the American sheeple into thinking there is still a threat of terrorism.

However is a terrorist attack is successful then that same administration was completely incompetent for not having seen it coming and preventing it.

490 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:24:58pm

re: #481 Thanos

On this day in 1983 President Reagan authorized naval bombardment and air strikes against Syria as needed after they attacked the Lebanese army. Things got quiet the very next day.

Woot!

491 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:25:08pm
Poll temporarily removed, to give Troofers something to talk about...

Heh.

492 WrathofG-d  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:25:11pm

I am Dennis Kucinich.

493 WhiteRasta  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:25:15pm

re: #479 Guy_Philly

how many brothers does he have?

I believe about 19 or so.

494 akak  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:26:09pm

309 + 7 in Somalia

495 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:26:22pm

re: #487 WeaselZipper

Statehood anyone?

Disgrace of the Day: Palestinian Osama Doll...

Says "Made in China" on the bottom.

I want one so I can pull a "Cartman" on it - that mouth is pretty wide, methinks.

OldLineTexan
/also holds bacon strips outta your syrup

496 WhiteRasta  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:27:08pm

Poppa Bin Laden needs to sell that secret to the viagra folks.

497 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:27:21pm

re: #492 WrathofG-d

I am Dennis Kucinich.

Odd, you sound like Osama Bin Hidin'

OldLineTexan

498 Charles  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:27:30pm

Had to pull the poll down temporarily, while I wrestle with the Ajax code to show results without going to a different page.

499 WeaselZipper  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:28:50pm

re: #495 OldLineTexan

I want one so I can pull a "Cartman" on it - that mouth is pretty wide, methinks.

HAHA!

500 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:29:47pm

Charles,

You're looking particularly green today. You feeling okay?

501 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:30:53pm

re: #499 WeaselZipper

re: #495 OldLineTexan


I want one so I can pull a "Cartman" on it - that mouth is pretty wide, methinks.

HAHA!

How much seething do you think I could cause if I made him Osama "Butters" Bin Hidin'?

I want a CASE of those danged things.

OldLineTexan

502 njdhockeyfan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:31:06pm

The tin foil hats are busy at Kos:

What Really Happened Sept. 6th in Eastern Syria?

From a virtual news blackout on the Bush-Putin summit session in Sydney on September 7th, to a series of puzzling stories about an Israeli air operation in eastern Syria on September 6th, to some odd reports on U.S. and Israeli casualties in the past few days, we need to ask if any of these events are connected.

(blah blah blah)

Here follows some pure speculation. Can anyone out there substantiate or refute it?

Might Israeli and U.S. special forces have undertaken a major ground operation on the evening of September 5th/6th in eastern Syria? Could they have been taking out Syrian radars or communications facilities, and not the “weapons shipments from Iran” as alleged in the press reporting on the Israeli air operation? Might the operation have gone badly after the Syrians discovered it and inflicted heavy casualties on the intruders? Might the Israeli air operation have been launched to suppress the Syrian reaction and help extricate the killed and wounded? Was the operation initially intended by the Bush/Cheney White House to be a perfectly timed poke in Putin's eye to convince him that it would be pointless to provide intelligence or material support to Syria in any imminent conflict in the area? Might Putin have read the riot act to Bush in Sydney on September 7th to complain about the incident? And might the press reporting we see about a “traffic accident” in western Baghdad resulting in 18 U.S. casualties and a rocket attack at Israel's Zikkim base resulting in 69 IDF casualties simply be cover stories to obfuscate the actual cause of the casualties, i.e., a provocative but bungled operation in Syria?

Beats me. But inquiring minds want to know. Can anyone shed any light? No tinfoil hats, please. Just facts.

And here's one komment:

Get Tinfoiled! (0 / 0)

by soros on Tue Sep 11, 2007 at 06:13:57 PM PDT

LOL

503 captdiggs  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:31:12pm

re: #286 neverquit

Very simple. Jordan has a peace treaty with Israel. There's no need for Israel to fly their jets over Jordan and stir the hornet's nest there.

Also, you all should note that this flight completely traversed Syria, TWICE.

Not a single aircraft was lost depite the fact that Syria has the very latest Pantsyr anti-aircraft systems from Russia.
These systems are touted by Russia as unbeatable...but they were.

That is something every military in the world is noticing right now.

504 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:31:22pm

re: #487 WeaselZipper

It's a doorbuster at Nashvilles' China-Marts.
/

505 WhiteRasta  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:31:33pm

I have to get up early tomorrow.

I have masses to oppress.

So, for the record:

G-d Bless America.
G-d Bless Charles
G-d Bless the Lizard Army.

Peace and love.

506 Piglet-U93  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:32:07pm

re: #416 storagemanager

re: #410 song_and_dance_man

I forgot to mention that Barbara Olson lost her life when flight 77 was smashed into the Pentagon 6 years ago to the day.


And my wife and I mourned her death...I hope Ted gets it.

The Clinton's have not read - The Final Days

507 easy  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:32:08pm

re: #470 Killgore Trout

Sometimes I can’t help but feel ashamed and humiliated that we’ve given this “stunt” so much weight


Some minds are not capable of evaluating the scale of events.

508 WrathofG-d  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:32:37pm

re: #497 OldLineTexan

The U.S. should surrender to AQ because we haven't been able to find OBL.

We got Hitler in like what?...3 days?

509 Pro-Bush Canuck  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:33:04pm

re: #498 Charles

I think it's cool the way LGF is an ever-evolving work in progress. It makes the site seem much more "alive" knowing Charles is fixing the thing while it's in motion...

Sort of like repairing the shuttle in orbit. Never a dull moment.

510 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:33:51pm

re: #508 WrathofG-d

re: #497 OldLineTexan

The U.S. should surrender to AQ because we haven't been able to find OBL.

We got Hitler in like what?...3 days?

We were invited! Punch was served!

OldLineTexan

511 tblot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:34:58pm

re: #502 njdhockeyfan

sure get you thinking

512 WeaselZipper  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:35:28pm

re: #501 OldLineTexan

And a box of M-80's

513 WrathofG-d  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:35:53pm

I just want to remind everyone that:

The Iraq War caused 9/11.

514 DesertSage  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:36:01pm

Let's see...

After 9/11...90% of the population thought that another attack was imminent. We haven't had another attack in six years...whatever Bush is doing it seems to be working!
Osama Bin Laden is relegated to either pushing up daisies or solitary confinement in some cave...either way he's irrelevant.

They took down two of our buildings...we took down two of their countries. Instead of chasing Al Qaeda into every cave and seedy apartment throughout the world, we created a battlefield for the to fight on, and they come to that battlefield in droves...like moths to a flame. We kill thousands of them on that battlefield.

And CZ calls 9/11 a stunt? He should get on his knees and thank God that AlGore was not our president at that time.
What a putz.

515 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:36:51pm

re: #508 WrathofG-d

re: #497 OldLineTexan

The U.S. should surrender to AQ because we haven't been able to find OBL.

We got Hitler in like what?...3 days?

I suspect a number of folks in the "anti-War' crowd would have said "Hitler has done a great job with day care centers and health care. Who are we to get involved in this war? Besides, they're winning anyway."

Actually, if I recall, that's what Charles Lindbergh and co. were saying. On the other hand, Col. Lindbergh suited up and took the controls of a P-38 once the shooting started. He may have been totally wrong in his America First days, but at least he made amends in the way that counts.

516 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:37:12pm

re: #492 WrathofG-d

Oy! You look like this ?!?!?!?!?

517 CalipHater  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:37:53pm

re: #498 Charles

Surely somewhere in the world a troofer is thinking:

"Sure go work on your Zionist code..."

518 SecretInternetDoucheBag  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:37:55pm

Bin Ladin is being held in a secret location pending Roves choice for president in 2008. Rove has calculated that the perfect time to announce his "capture" will be October 21st 2008. Watch out.

519 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:38:35pm

re: #514 DesertSage

Let's see...

After 9/11...90% of the population thought that another attack was imminent. We haven't had another attack in six years...whatever Bush is doing it seems to be working!
Osama Bin Laden is relegated to either pushing up daisies or solitary confinement in some cave...either way he's irrelevant.

They took down two of our buildings...we took down two of their countries. Instead of chasing Al Qaeda into every cave and seedy apartment throughout the world, we created a battlefield for the to fight on, and they come to that battlefield in droves...like moths to a flame. We kill thousands of them on that battlefield.

And CZ calls 9/11 a stunt? He should get on his knees and thank God that AlGore was not our president at that time.
What a putz.


Well said. If I still had my vote buttons on, I would click the plus on this.

520 WrathofG-d  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:38:50pm

re: #515 Lucius Septimius

"You sacrificed how many poor American soldiers on D-Day?"

/This should make you laugh.

521 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:39:26pm

re: #516 NY Nana

"Visionary"?

More like hallucinating nutball.

The boy mayor of Cleveland gets nuttier every day. And now he's a bona-fide traitor to boot.

Way to go, Ohio.

522 easy  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:39:34pm

re: #516 NY Nana

re: #492 WrathofG-d

Oy! You look like this ?!?!?!?!?


Ok, Dennis is actually Denise, I'm convinced.

523 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:39:35pm

re: #512 WeaselZipper

re: #501 OldLineTexan

And a box of M-80's

'Sploding is too good for his plastic avatar. And there is much fun to be had. We will need a video camera and a YouTube account, but our other supplies can be had from the Dennis Kucinich Team, and various dumpsters behind pork processing facilities and all-nite truck stops.

Haram will look like harem when I finish with those little plastic jihadis. Muwhahahahahahaha!

OldLineTexan.

524 Mich-again  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:40:13pm

re: #515 Lucius Septimius

Extrapolate the logic back to 1941. Why did we declare war on Germany when it was the Japanese who bomber Pearl Harbor?

525 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:40:15pm

Interesting editorial from Daily Times Pakistan, note the clear understanding of Taquiyah:

The newly elected Turkish President Abdullah Gul is persona non-grata for the Turkish army whose chiefs refused to extend him the protocol he deserved as commander-in-chief of the armed forces or as president of the Republic.

For example, they were absent from his swearing in ceremony in the Parliament and failed to greet him at the Victory Day parade. They treated his wife and that of the prime minister no differently as they refused to invite them to the state functions. Analysts explain the snub in terms of the army’s suspicion of the AKP leaders’ commitment to secular values on which the Turkish Republic is founded and its belief that the AKP is working on the Islamist agenda. What does this tug of war portend for Turkey?

The Turkish army that claims to be the guardian of the constitution has always suspected the Islamists of promoting their political agenda. It has a long history of overthrowing such governments, the last being that of Necmettin Erbakan in 1997. The army has not forgotten that President Gul was a minister in the Islamist government of Erbakan and supposedly made statements in the past against secularism and in favour of political Islam. This is compounded by the fact that his wife wears a headscarf, which symbolises Islamist outlook.

According to the Turkish army, the case of Gul’s former boss and the head of the AKP Prime Minister Erdogan is no different; he, too, was an ardent follower of Erbakan, whose hands he would kiss with reverence. The army also blames Erdogan for making statements critical of secularism and favourable to political Islam. It cites, in particular, the poem in which he compared minarets with bayonets, domes with helmets, mosques with barracks and believers with soldiers and for which he received a prison sentence in addition to being banned from active politics.

The AKP leaders now claim that they have changed; that they have renounced their Islamist past and are now firmly committed to the secular orientation of the Republic. The Turkish army is, however, not convinced of their claims. It believes that the leopard has not changed its spots and that the AKP leadership is merely engaged in the well-known Islamic practice of dissimulation (takiyye), hiding its true intentions and would show its true colours at an appropriate time. It refuses to consider the fact that, unlike Erbakan, the AKP leadership has worked for Turkey’s entry into the EU which would never accept an Islamist country; and that a section of the liberal electorate that voted for the AKP in the recent general elections accepts the party’s credentials.

526 WrathofG-d  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:40:23pm

re: #516 NY Nana

Where did you find that exactly...that is hillarious.

527 Piglet-U93  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:40:51pm

re: #514 DesertSage

Let's see...

After 9/11...90% of the population thought that another attack was imminent. We haven't had another attack in six years...whatever Bush is doing it seems to be working!
Osama Bin Laden is relegated to either pushing up daisies or solitary confinement in some cave...either way he's irrelevant.

They took down two of our buildings...we took down two of their countries. Instead of chasing Al Qaeda into every cave and seedy apartment throughout the world, we created a battlefield for the to fight on, and they come to that battlefield in droves...like moths to a flame. We kill thousands of them on that battlefield.

And CZ calls 9/11 a stunt? He should get on his knees and thank God that AlGore was not our president at that time.
What a putz.

Sounds like a good plan to me.

528 BignJames  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:41:57pm

re: #515 Lucius Septimius

If I recall, FDR was so pissed at Lindy, he refused to let him fly. I think he managed to fly late in the war in the Pacific Theater.

529 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:42:16pm

re: #508 WrathofG-d

*itler (may his name be obliterated) topped himself in his bunker.

530 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:42:29pm

re: #520 WrathofG-d

That's a hoot. I've seen it before, but it's still so true.

I suppose the teacher is the "League of Nations." Sad day when that benighted institution has more credibility than the UN.

531 directorblue  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:42:43pm

Poll temporarily removed, to give Troofers something to talk about...

Charles, you are a very bad boy! That is too funny.

Everyone knows you are funded by a super-secret branch of the New World Order military and intelligence complex, consisting of select branches of the U.S. and Israeli governments...

532 jordash1212  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:42:55pm

The recent video was supposedly said to have no moving images of Bin Laden. Sounds like a bunch of propaganda to me.

533 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:43:03pm

Is Kucinich still in Syria? He's missing all the Petraeus bashing.

534 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:43:45pm

re: #524 Mich-again

re: #515 Lucius Septimius

Extrapolate the logic back to 1941. Why did we declare war on Germany when it was the Japanese who bomber Pearl Harbor?

Don't play games with me! It was the Germans who bombed Pearl Harbor. Haven't you seen "Animal House"?

535 trainer  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:44:02pm

The poll isn't back yet so for the record...

Dead...

C: Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock prayer call!
C: Now that's what I call a dead terrorist.
O: No, no...No, 'e's stunned!
C: STUNNED?!?
O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Yellow Bellied [bigoted word]s stun easily, major.
C: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That terrorist is definitely deceased, and when I received it not 5 years ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged jihad.
O: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the sand dunes.
C: PININ' for the SAND DUNES?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im to the cave?
O: The Yellow Bellied [bigoted word] prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable terrorist, id'nit, squire? Lovely charring!
C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that terrorist when I got it to the cave, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on it's prayer mat in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
O: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that terrorist down, it would have nuzzled up to those cave doors, bent 'em apart with its bare hands, and VOOM! Off to Allah!
C: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this terrorist wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
O: No no! 'E's pining!
C: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Jihadi is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the mat 'e'd be pushing up the Falafel! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile! E's got 'is 72 raisins in the bucket right bleedin' now!

THIS IS AN EX-[bigoted word]!

536 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:44:16pm

Here's a fresh troofer video for the truly bored. Posted on YouTube today. Notice the bicycle against the wall of Moms basement at 15 seconds.

537 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:44:48pm

re: #528 BignJames

He did serve in the Pacific, and I gotta give him credit for that. His wartime journals make for interesting reading.

538 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:45:48pm

re: #524 Mich-again

re: #515 Lucius Septimius

Extrapolate the logic back to 1941. Why did we declare war on Germany when it was the Japanese who bomber Pearl Harbor?

IIRC, Germany declared war on the US first. December 11, 1941.

OldLineTexan

539 WrathofG-d  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:46:29pm

re: #529 NY Nana


Yes that is true. But only because we had the shmuck trapped and were coming for him


re: #530 Lucius Septimius

Aint that last statement true. The truth is that international bodies like the UN only work when the world has a common goal. (ie: Defeat naziism, Defeat Communism, Defeat...Americanism?) Since the world no longer has a common goal that acts toward each countries self-interest it is split and corrupt.

You also have to question a world body that gives Sudan & Iran the same rights and say as England and Canada.

540 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:47:07pm

GEO-1 SBIRS another step closer to launch in '09

[Note: if you don't understand the acronym, don't click the link, it will probably be a boring article for you.]

541 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:47:26pm

re: #514 DesertSage

What a putz thoughtful and unassuming Progressive dhimmi.

542 GreenDroll  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:47:41pm

I have always thought Osama was holed up in a luxury apartment in Paris. Why would he hide where everyone thinks he is?
Unless he is dead, then where he is does not matter.

543 SecretInternetDoucheBag  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:48:06pm

Bin Ladin is in the well with the 12th immam.

544 Pro-Bush Canuck  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:48:20pm

re: #529 NY Nana

re: #508 WrathofG-d

*itler (may his name be obliterated) topped himself in his bunker.

Did you see the BBC caption on Hitler's photo: "Hitler's mental health is said to have declined during his final days"

Yeah, OK BBC. Because he was such a fucking model of even-tempered sanity before then.

545 J.S.  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:48:27pm

re: #515 Lucius Septimius

April 30, 1945, with Soviet troops closing in, Hitler [spit] and Eva braun committed suicide. But, there has been controversy over whether it was by virtue of a gunshot to the head or cyanide. The Soviets did an autopsy, but kept the results secret (released in 1968 -- it was a cyanide capsule).

And, speaking of "troothers" after the end of WWII, there were a number of conspiracy theorists who claimed that Hitler was not dead -- some believed he had "escaped" via a submarine and traveled underwater (living in a hidden, submerged locale -- Hey, maybe it was at the bottom of a well, eh? blah, blah, blah). Yeah, as crazoid as any Islamist.

546 cookielady  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:48:48pm

re: #535 trainer

Bravo! Bravo!

(wild applause and laughter)

547 Mich-again  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:48:49pm

re: #538 OldLineTexan

IIRC, Germany declared war on the US first. December 11, 1941.

Which brings us to lefty rule II. Never let facts get in the way of a good story.

548 njdhockeyfan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:49:07pm

re: #533 meMarc

Is Kucinich still in Syria? He's missing all the Petraeus bashing.

No, he came back just in time to vote against the 9/11 anniversary resolution.

Just don't question his patriotism.

549 Fearless Fred  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:49:14pm

I like the flag, Charles ... thank you!

Fred

550 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:49:25pm

From today's BotW there was an interesting discussion by Taranto about the Petraeus hearings, as well as of Podhoretz's piece on the left after 9/11. This comment seems germane:


Success in Iraq poses a problem for Democrats, who have been attempting to satisfy their base, which wants to see America lose, while also winning over enough normal Americans, who don't want America to lose, to expand their congressional majorities and maybe even win the presidency.

In order for the Democrats to satisfy both constituencies, America has to lose in Iraq (making the base happy) but the Democrats must not be seen as having brought about defeat (making the normal Americans unhappy with the Republicans). This explains the passive-aggressive approach the Democrats have been taking to Iraq, complaining endlessly about how America is doomed to lose but never taking the kind of bold action the base wants to make defeat a reality.

On Saturday The Politico reported that Democratic lawmakers are hoping that others will smear Petraeus for them:

"No one wants to call [Petraeus] a liar on national TV," noted one Democratic senator, who spoke on the condition on anonymity. "The expectation is that the outside groups will do this for us."

The outside groups came through, although the Democrats may not be entirely happy with the manner in which they did so. As CNN reports, the far-left, pro-defeat organization MoveOn.org purchased an ad in yesterday's New York Times headlined "General Petraeus or General Betray Us?" In the upside-down world of the anti-American left, as Cliff May notes, it is an act of treason to refuse to accept defeat at the hands of America's enemies.

One manifestation of that "negative faith," as we've noted in the past, is that in reporting on Iraq, "the so-called mainstream media are following the Vietnam script, according to which a war is supposed to become a quagmire, which provokes opposition and leads to American withdrawal." MoveOn.org's Eli Pariser confirms this, as CNN reports:

MoveOn.org said Monday it stood by the ad completely.

"Every major independent study and many major news organizations cast serious doubt on Petraeus' claims," said Eli Pariser, executive director of MoveOn.org Political Action Committee.

In the Boston Globe, Peter Feaver likens the MoveOn ad to Sen. Joseph McCarthy's character-assassination tactics. The comparison is a fair one, though this may be an example of Marx's adage that history repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce. McCarthy was an effective demagogue, who did real damage both to innocent people and to the noble cause of anticommunism. "General Betray Us" may reflect the spirit of McCarthy, but the rhetoric is more suitable to a 2-year-old. This effort by MoveOn.org is likely to damage only its own, ignoble cause of seeking defeat for America and the people of Iraq.

551 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:50:22pm

CAIR: 9-11 inspires faith in Islam...
CAIR-AZ Rep Reflects on Life After 9/11


Initially, Fawzia Tung didn't think the attacks on Sept. 11 really affected her life. She was wrong. She soon realized it had a big impact on the way she viewed her religion.
...
Looking back, Tung believes the social effects of the attacks had a positive influence on her.

"I didn't do anything particularly Islamic before that," she said. "I was just living my life."
552 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:51:32pm

re: #548 njdhockeyfan

re: #533 meMarc

Is Kucinich still in Syria? He's missing all the Petraeus bashing.

No, he came back just in time to vote against the 9/11 anniversary resolution.

Just don't question his patriotism.

Wow. Osama goofed. He should have endorsed Kocinich.

553 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:51:32pm

re: #545 J.S.

Remember "The Boys from Brazil"? Maybe those folks were on to something.

554 JammieWearingFool  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:52:44pm

Way OT, but incredibly heartening news. Bills TE Kevin Everett may indeed walk again.

"We May be Witnessing a Minor Miracle"

Reports I got from some folks who cover the Bills said there were fears Sunday night he was going to die.

Say a prayer for this kid.

555 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:52:59pm

re: #551 Killgore Trout

Inspiring/

556 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:53:06pm

re: #551 Killgore Trout

CAIR: 9-11 inspires faith in Islam...
CAIR-AZ Rep Reflects on Life After 9/11


Initially, Fawzia Tung didn't think the attacks on Sept. 11 really affected her life. She was wrong. She soon realized it had a big impact on the way she viewed her religion.
...
Looking back, Tung believes the social effects of the attacks had a positive influence on her.

"I didn't do anything particularly Islamic before that," she said. "I was just living my life."

So the implication is that being a Muslim is an antithesis of living? Works for me.

557 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:53:40pm

re: #552 meMarc

re: #548 njdhockeyfan

re: #533 meMarc

Is Kucinich still in Syria? He's missing all the Petraeus bashing.

No, he came back just in time to vote against the 9/11 anniversary resolution.

Just don't question his patriotism.

Wow. Osama goofed. He should have endorsed Kocinich.

No, he's a Nor Laup guy.

558 Suzette  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:53:55pm

re: #515 Lucius Septimius

What about the autobahn?
/
You are right they will try to show the 'good' side to evil.

559 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:54:10pm

re: #516 NY Nana

re: #492 WrathofG-d

Oy! You look like this ?!?!?!?!?

He looks like that asexual creature Will Riker fell in love with in one ST:TNG episode.

560 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:54:14pm

re: #556 Lucius Septimius

The brighter side of terrorism!

561 Cap'n DOC  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:54:21pm

I brought this up several days ago... C. S. Lewis wrote a a trilogy, the last of which is entitled "That Hideous Strength". The connection to the topic of this thread is that one of the main 'characters' in the Lewis book is a a head belonging to a murderer - beheaded. His head is kept alive by an organization called N.I.C.E. His head is animated occasionally in order to dispense instructions to his adoring minions.

It makes me ponder. But nah. I think the guy assumed near cave temperature, and his probably an invalid. Matters not. He's a lot to answer for where he's heading.

562 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:55:43pm

re: #558 Suzette

re: #515 Lucius Septimius

What about the autobahn?
/
You are right they will try to show the 'good' side to evil.

The Marge Schott view of history.

563 Cap'n DOC  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:56:51pm

Charles. Add a grammar checker. Mine sucks.

564 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:57:00pm

Man's best friend...
Wounded Vet Fights To Keep Service Dog
Mookie rules!

565 peck  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:57:49pm

Yeah, but there are lots of us out here who believe that Trigger is still alive, although he just LOOKS like he is stuffed.
My vote was a qualified 'no', even though there was the unsure option. It just depends on the definition of dead.

566 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:58:06pm

re: #557 Lucius Septimius

What's a Nor Laup?

567 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:58:40pm

Oh, shit. Ron Paul.

568 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:59:00pm

re: #566 meMarc

Spell it backwards.

569 kansas  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:59:08pm

Powerful guy. Wants everyone else to kill themselves for him so crawls out from under his rock to make a tape. Underwhelming. Jeffery Dahmer had more panache.

570 Cap'n DOC  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:59:13pm

re: #566 meMarc

Try Andy's Anagram Solver.

571 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:59:19pm

re: #567 meMarc

Oh, shit. Ron Paul.

Whatever you do, don't say it two more times.

OldLineTexan

572 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:59:21pm

re: #567 meMarc

Oh, shit. Ron Paul.

Tautology illustrated.

573 njdhockeyfan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:59:28pm

Beijing Olympics Terrorism Threat

Though no direct threats have been made against the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, Chinese officials are aware of the possibility of a terrorist attack and are taking preventative measures.

China’s Public Security Minister, Zhou Yongkang, stated on September 11 in a state-run newspaper, “Although the general security situation for the Beijing Olympics remains stable, we still face the challenges of terrorism, separatism, and extremism.”

What kind of terrorists are there in China?

The biggest terror threat comes from within China’s borders, specifically from the Xinjiang Uighur region in western China, which is referred to by its large Muslim separatist population as Eastern Turkestan.

It is in this region that many supporters of the Eastern Turkestan Islamic Party, or ETIP, reside.

The ETIP is recognized internationally as a terrorist organization and was found to be running a terror camp in Xinjiang earlier this year.

Oh, silly me. The same kind everyone else has.

574 David IV of Georgia  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:59:53pm

re: #536 EC Marm

Here's a fresh troofer video for the truly bored. Posted on YouTube today. Notice the bicycle against the wall of Moms basement at 15 seconds.

I gave it up after a minute. My guess, late junior high video project—Grade D-.

575 krypto  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 6:59:59pm

The pretended great jihad warrior OBL probably died from disease inflicted by Allah and ended his life in the same way as the most ordinary of the Kuffar - hardly a thing for jihadist nut jobs to want to reveal to followers who were hoping for a martyrdom and 72 virgins ending.

576 WrathofG-d  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:00:11pm

re: #529 NY Nana

Amalek...

Marches...

on...

577 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:00:18pm

Fence us in!

578 Mich-again  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:00:27pm

re: #554 JammieWearingFool

Reports I got from some folks who cover the Bills said there were fears Sunday night he was going to die.

If OSHA had jurisdiction over the NFL, there would be no NFL as every team would have been fined to death long ago. I can't even imagine how astronomical the OSHA recordable rate or lost workday case rate would be for an NFL team.

Now if we were talking high school, it would be the cheerleading that would get shut down first. Odd but cheerleading is the most dangerous high school sport.

579 car man tim  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:00:32pm

I seen Obama Bin Hiding at the 7-11 store in the allah-akbar mountains in afganispakisdisneystan, second cave from buena vista lake blvd. i just know it was him. he had tombstones in his eyes, and a .223 in his forehead. he looked good awful. AMF Osama bin Hidin! you still number one.

580 Timbre  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:01:21pm

I saw OBL crash northwest of Roswell, near Corona. Little dull pieces of him scattered all over. The sheep were panicky and wouldn't go anywhere near him...

581 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:01:43pm

re: #576 WrathofG-d

re: #529 NY Nana

Amalek...

Marches...

on...

Where's Samuel when we need him?

582 Macker  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:02:19pm

re: #34 eon

/Am I the only one who thinks that Treknology may arrive well before the 23rd Century, if in fact it isn't already here in a lot of respects?

Go here for some moonbat Trekkers.

583 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:02:29pm

re: #568 Lucius Septimius

Didn't you mean so say "Nor Luap"

584 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:03:47pm

re: #583 meMarc

I did. My bad. Tired after working the chain crew at my kid's football game.

585 Perplexed  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:03:57pm

re: #583 meMarc

Nor Luap sounds like another hildebeast donor (illegal of course).

586 Globular Cluster  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:03:57pm

I take it this poll has been spammed by troofers... no surprise there.

587 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:05:51pm

re: #536 EC Marm

Here's a fresh troofer video for the truly bored. Posted on YouTube today. Notice the bicycle against the wall of Moms basement at 15 seconds.


15 alGore green-points for the bicycle.

588 Perplexed  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:05:57pm

Found out where the troothers get most of their facts. ECW.

589 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:06:05pm

Speaking of Ron Paul, whatever happened to Ssor Torep?

590 David IV of Georgia  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:06:19pm

re: #524 Mich-again

re: #515 Lucius Septimius

Extrapolate the logic back to 1941. Why did we declare war on Germany when it was the Japanese who bomber Pearl Harbor?

FDR knew that America had little stomach for a two front war. He knew that most Americans would be content to leave Germany alone. FDR saw Germany as a great threat also. So FDR had secret false plans to attack Gemany leaked to Hit***. The plans also were somewhat insulting to His Corporalship. So Hitler declared war on us. I don't like FDR much, but here he showed some mettle. He also broke the law to do this.

591 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:06:28pm

At least they aren't going to send the Jimmah...

[Link: story.malaysiasun.com...]

Clinton to Monitor Elections in Pakistan...

592 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:06:39pm

re: #586 Globular Cluster
Well, it was left unsecured; no log-in was necessary.

593 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:07:03pm

I just gave myself a "minus" for that.

594 Pro-Bush Canuck  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:07:33pm

Hold it, how are Troofers going to skew the poll? There are legit reasons to believe either possibility, and Lizards themselves seem fairly split on this...

Which way are the Troofers voting, and why?

595 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:08:09pm

Pile on #589.

596 njdhockeyfan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:08:17pm

Another 'charity' in the news.

EUGENE, Ore. (AP) - A federal judge has ordered that an Iranian-American co-founder of a defunct Islamic charity who is facing conspiracy and tax fraud charges be held until a hearing next week.

597 EtNorskTroll  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:08:35pm

I'm just not afraid of people who make threats from a cave, thousands of miles away.

Does that make me strange?

I'm not afraid of OBL or his henchmen.

If that was his/their goal...


...THEN THEY FAILED!

~Norsk Troll

598 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:08:55pm

re: #586 Globular Cluster

See post #498.

599 Abu Bin Squid  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:09:27pm

Couldn't vote till now. I believe he died long ago and it was kept quiet to insipre stan's kids.
We need to change the ROE to squish these turds!
/feel better

600 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:09:29pm

re: #539 WrathofG-d

I only wish he had been captured and put on trial...but then he would have lived that much longer.

And today, we see Prince Harry dress like a nazi...and suddenly it is chic to wear their symbols on the lefties.

I wonder if they even know who he was. To answer my own question? Most probably.

I wonder what they will do over the Yomom Tovim? I fear that Israel might be attacked, and that world-wide there will be attacks on Jews.

NYC is stepping up security at all Schuls.

601 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:09:37pm

Some wise guy gave it a "plus".

602 Pro-Bush Canuck  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:10:25pm

re: #601 meMarc

We're gonna Digg rate you up just for the hell of it...

603 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:11:26pm

re: #600 NY Nana

Have you ever seen "Sleeper"? One of the gags is that the artsy crowd where nazi kitsch, obviously not knowing what it means. Prescient if you ask me.

604 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:12:01pm

re: #567 meMarc

Oh, shit. Onray Aulpay.

Fixed it for you. 2 demerits every time anyone uses the real name.

605 FlyingTigress  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:13:36pm

re: #403 cookielady

re: #69 jbolty


re: #60 American Soldier

re: #52 jbolty


You got it nailed, man. Here, have another hit off this bong. Later, we'll experiment with LDS.

You either mean LSD or mormons. LOL

No, it's another Star Trek reference.

What's with him?

Too much LDS...

... one of the great lines from STIV: a movie with a starshipload of great one-liners.

"No. I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."

606 Charles  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:13:56pm

Nope, no spamming by the morlocks, just some coding issues.

607 Mich-again  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:14:00pm

re: #593 meMarc
Well I gave you a plus for effort.

608 Galactacus  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:15:42pm

Bin Laden is alive and we know where he is...
That is how we bust terror cells. If we removed the head from the snake,the body will still attempt to strike.This way we will eventually roll'em all up into a tight little ball that will then be shoved straight up the ARSE of the Libaloon party.

609 FlyingTigress  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:16:25pm

re: #571 OldLineTexan

re: #567 meMarc


Oh, shit. Ron Paul.

Whatever you do, don't say it two more times.

OldLineTexan

"...Beetlejuice."

"It's SHOWTIME"

610 Mich-again  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:17:17pm

re: #608 Galactacus

If we removed the head from the snake,the body will still attempt to strike.

I tend to disagree with that. I say if you want to kill a snake cut its head off.

611 Suzette  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:17:25pm

re: #601 meMarc

re: #601 meMarc

Some wise guy gave it a "plus".

Your self-esteem would be injured by 'negatives' . The lizards are only thinking of your wider mental health. By stating you self 'negatived' yourself you are truly in need of our comfort.
{GROUP HUG}

/okay moonbat thinking off now. I gave myself a head-ache too.

612 David IV of Georgia  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:17:33pm

I was driving through town a little while ago and a parade was forming up. Flags everywhere.

613 neverquit  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:18:09pm

re: #503 captdiggs

re: #286 neverquit

Very simple. Jordan has a peace treaty with Israel. There's no need for Israel to fly their jets over Jordan and stir the hornet's nest there.

Also, you all should note that this flight completely traversed Syria, TWICE.

Not a single aircraft was lost depite the fact that Syria has the very latest Pantsyr anti-aircraft systems from Russia.
These systems are touted by Russia as unbeatable...but they were.

That is something every military in the world is noticing right now.

DIGGS! HELLO MY FRIEND! I hope all is well!

614 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:18:27pm

re: #606 Charles

Charles

Can the polls be set so that only registered lizards can vote?

615 Galactacus  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:18:38pm

Oh yeah...Watch WASHINGTON JOURNAL on Cspan in the morning ,7am-10am,and POUND a Moonbat in front of the World!
If you get through don't forget to give a shoutout to us Lizards.

616 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:18:43pm

Rumble in Brussels

Never forget.

617 Meremortal  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:18:48pm

I'm guessing he's as dead and damned as this guy-

*-0((X^{>

618 cookielady  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:19:01pm

re: #605 FlyingTigress

... one of the great lines from STIV: a movie with a starshipload of great one-liners.

"No. I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."

How about the -Do you like Italian- bit.

Yes. No. No. Yes. Yes, we love it. No.

Or the 'colorful metaphors' of which Spock couldn't quite get the hang?

Heehee!

619 turn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:19:28pm

OT
Cryseey Mathews

Tells us tonight Crocker is a "cookie pusher" ...

620 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:19:32pm

re: #609 FlyingTigress

"That's why I won't do two shows a night, won't do it..!"

621 njdhockeyfan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:19:56pm

U.S. Officials Begin Crafting Iran Bombing Plan

WASHINGTON — A recent decision by German officials to withhold support for any new sanctions against Iran has pushed a broad spectrum of officials in Washington to develop potential scenarios for a military attack on the Islamic regime, FOX News confirmed Tuesday.

Germany — a pivotal player among three European nations to rein in Iran's nuclear program over the last two-and-a-half years through a mixture of diplomacy and sanctions supported by the United States — notified its allies last week that the government of Chancellor Angela Merkel refuses to support the imposition of any further sanctions against Iran that could be imposed by the U.N. Security Council.

The announcement was made at a meeting in Berlin that brought German officials together with Iran desk officers from the five member states of the Security Council. It stunned the room, according to one of several Bush administration and foreign government sources who spoke to FOX News, and left most Bush administration principals concluding that sanctions are dead.

The Germans voiced concern about the damaging effects any further sanctions on Iran would have on the German economy — and also, according to diplomats from other countries, gave the distinct impression that they would privately welcome, while publicly protesting, an American bombing campaign against Iran's nuclear facilities.

Toast within the year.

622 wanumba  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:20:19pm

re: #561 Cap'n DOC

I brought this up several days ago... C. S. Lewis wrote a a trilogy, the last of which is entitled "That Hideous Strength". The connection to the topic of this thread is that one of the main 'characters' in the Lewis book is a a head belonging to a murderer - beheaded. His head is kept alive by an organization called N.I.C.E. His head is animated occasionally in order to dispense instructions to his adoring minions.
.


Forget Laden, Every time BiHillary show up, they evoke the inner circle of N.I.C.E. Candidate for the dominitrix head of security for N.I.C.E. ? Janet Reno.
Absolutely chilling, especially the way all the people on the OUTER circle strive so hard to be part of the inner circle of N.I.C.E. - not realizing they won't ever be part of it, and are selling their souls in the losing process. Evokes all the people who hang on the Clintons and then end up in jail or worse.
Extremely scary book looking back at it now.

623 cookielady  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:20:34pm

re: #610 Mich-again

re: #608 Galactacus

If we removed the head from the snake,the body will still attempt to strike.

I tend to disagree with that. I say if you want to kill a snake cut its head off.

But this is no snake, but a hydra.

624 justacanuck  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:20:43pm

Awww. Dang it. I missed voting on this poll. I guess I'll just have to continue keeping my personal opinion to myself on whether or not Osama Bin Maggotized (Death be upon him) is still walking this earth and farting out communiques.

625 pvoce  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:20:56pm

re: #535 trainer

The poll isn't back yet so for the record...

Dead...

C: Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock prayer call!
C: Now that's what I call a dead terrorist.
O: No, no...No, 'e's stunned!
C: STUNNED?!?
O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Yellow Bellied Arabs stun easily, major.
C: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That terrorist is definitely deceased, and when I received it not 5 years ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged jihad.
O: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the sand dunes.
C: PININ' for the SAND DUNES?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im to the cave?
O: The Yellow Bellied Arab prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable terrorist, id'nit, squire? Lovely charring!
C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that terrorist when I got it to the cave, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on it's prayer mat in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
O: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that terrorist down, it would have nuzzled up to those cave doors, bent 'em apart with its bare hands, and VOOM! Off to Allah!
C: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this terrorist wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
O: No no! 'E's pining!
C: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Jihadi is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the mat 'e'd be pushing up the Falafel! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile! E's got 'is 72 raisins in the bucket right bleedin' now!

THIS IS AN EX-Arab!

Beyootful ploomage that one

626 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:21:42pm

re: #621 njdhockeyfan
It's all about oil pistachios!

627 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:21:46pm

Evenin all! How's it going?

I see the troofers are mucking about with the poll.

If one believes that Bush Co. did 9/11 then how do they explain OBL claiming the job as his? Oh, never mind...OBL is iving a glamorous life in this paparazzi filled society on the proceeds of the bribe Bush Co. gave him to carry out 9/11.


Talk about twisted logic! You could dip that in mustard and call it a pretzel.

628 turn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:22:10pm

re: #621 njdhockeyfan

They need to get a spine ...

629 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:22:36pm

re: #603 Lucius Septimius

No, I didn't see it, but yes, that is prescient. And when you see the same manufacturers making the crap..nazis, cult of islam..name it. Forgot Che! The age of the kids who wear it? Scary..must be kids and grandkids of the hippie generation. Ah, the granola heads!

/Wonder if they are all made in China?

630 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:22:41pm

re: #616 Killgore Trout
Lay off the troofers and jihadis for a few minutes and check out some boats. My favorite.

631 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:23:51pm

re: #630 EC Marm

Nice, but it ain't no ChrisCraft.

632 Macker  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:24:22pm

re: #583 meMarc

re: #568 Lucius Septimius

Didn't you mean so say "Nor Luap"

It's actually Luap Nor...staffed by Ronulans...

633 Meremortal  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:24:24pm

Riddle me this...

Rabid isolationalist
Over the top
Nutbag

Pleading his constitutional case
At the podium
Usama left alone
Little does he know

634 Mich-again  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:24:27pm

re: #623 cookielady

But this is no snake, but a hydra.

Good point.

635 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:24:30pm

re: #621 njdhockeyfan

U.S. Officials Begin Crafting Iran Bombing Plan


WASHINGTON — A recent decision by German officials to withhold support for any new sanctions against Iran has pushed a broad spectrum of officials in Washington to develop potential scenarios for a military attack on the Islamic regime, FOX News confirmed Tuesday.

Germany — a pivotal player among three European nations to rein in Iran's nuclear program over the last two-and-a-half years through a mixture of diplomacy and sanctions supported by the United States — notified its allies last week that the government of Chancellor Angela Merkel refuses to support the imposition of any further sanctions against Iran that could be imposed by the U.N. Security Council.

The announcement was made at a meeting in Berlin that brought German officials together with Iran desk officers from the five member states of the Security Council. It stunned the room, according to one of several Bush administration and foreign government sources who spoke to FOX News, and left most Bush administration principals concluding that sanctions are dead.

The Germans voiced concern about the damaging effects any further sanctions on Iran would have on the German economy — and also, according to diplomats from other countries, gave the distinct impression that they would privately welcome, while publicly protesting, an American bombing campaign against Iran's nuclear facilities.


Toast within the year.


The Pentagon has prolly had plans for this for at least five years. It would amaze the average human just how many scenarios the military has plans for. I'd love to be one of the people getting paid to think up shit.

636 Pro-Bush Canuck  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:24:57pm

re: #621 njdhockeyfan

gave the distinct impression that they would privately welcome, while publicly protesting, an American bombing campaign against Iran's nuclear facilities

What a great freakin' morning that will be! Imagine waking up and seeing CNN talking heads yapping away with murky infrared images of bunker buster flashes playing in the background...

637 meMarc  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:24:59pm

re: #630 EC Marm

I remember when Whalers first came out. When was it? In the '60's. Around 16'?

638 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:25:17pm

re: #633 Meremortal
RP!

639 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:25:19pm

re: #630 EC Marm

re: #616 Killgore Trout
Lay off the troofers and jihadis for a few minutes and check out some boats. My favorite.

My favorite boat

OldLineTexan

640 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:25:38pm

re: #576 WrathofG-d

Yes, just the clothing changes, not the hate level...

641 mama winger  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:26:11pm

I just caught a few minutes of the MSNBC program now airing : 9-11 as it happened. It's a tape of the morning coverage on NBC that day. I think the scariest sight I ever saw in my life was that second plane coming in. Even seeing it now freezes me in my tracks.

Goodnight LGF friends. God Bless America.

642 wanumba  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:26:15pm

re: #524 Mich-again

re: #515 Lucius Septimius
Extrapolate the logic back to 1941. Why did we declare war on Germany when it was the Japanese who bomber Pearl Harbor?


You bomber, you. (:-P)
Germany helpfully declared war on us first, right after Japan.

'Course, what exactly did Clinton do to provoke Bin Laden to declare war on American in 1996 and what did Carter do to provoke Iran to declare war on the USA in 1979?

It's always the Republicans who have to clean up the Democrat messes.

643 billypilgrim  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:26:16pm

I think he is dead, they want him to seem alive so that it will be a failure of Bush to have captured or killed him. The msm take for granted that he is alive and don't question the still photo at all because it also like to promote a Bush failure.

644 A Kiwi Infidel  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:27:01pm

I'm comin in late and many of my thoughts may already be replicated in prior comments, just havent had the time to wade thru 500+...sorry.

Even as a Kiwi, many thousands of miles to the west of you dudes (except for the Aussies among us, and fellow kiwis) today is a day of sadness, a renewal of sadness. Not so much for the shocking loss of life for which I again offer my sincere condolneces, but for the continued and even growing undercurrent from apologists that would have the world believe that the war declared by islam against, well, everyone else, is all our fault.

I am weighed down heavily by a sense of foreboding that we, I mean the governments of the West, will continue to hold out olive branches and kowtow to islam until they use whatever resources they have, including nukes, when they feel the moon is in the right place, or whatever, and it will be too late.

The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob told the Israelites, go into this land and possess it, get rid of all the inhabitants, drive them out, (Joshua 3:9-10) destroy them utterly, for if you do not, they will forever be a thorn in your side (words to that effect, see Joshua 23:12). Not only do these words apply to Isarel but to the whole world. We have allowed these descendants of Canaan into our countries and they hate us. We either get rid of them (wont happen) or they WILL forever be a thorn in our sides...until God decides enough.

645 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:27:10pm

re: #631 cbinflux

Nice, but it ain't no ChrisCraft.

Holy crap! I clicked on "Build Mine" and the MSRP on that thing is almost 50K.

646 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:27:14pm

re: #639 OldLineTexan

re: #630 EC Marm


re: #616 Killgore Trout
Lay off the troofers and jihadis for a few minutes and check out some boats. My favorite.

My favorite boat

OldLineTexan

I hope someone had a defibulator nearby for the cardiac arrest that shortly followed.

647 Meremortal  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:27:55pm

Ah, one is awake! Shhh!

648 Pawn of the Oppressor  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:28:10pm

I think he's 100% alive, but relatively isolated from AQ operations. He's had his success, he doesn't need to be running the day-to-day stuff anymore, and his isolation is probably a combination of pressing circumstances (no place to go easily, and we're looking for him) and a concern for the safety of his movement. As a high-value target, it makes things easier for his people if he's far away.

With the publicity from September 11th and the internet propaganda efforts, there isn't a person on earth who doesn't know who he is and what he's about. He doesn't need to sit in a tent with a Krinkov behind his elbow and stick his finger in the air anymore.

Ockham's Razor says he's chilling in upper Goatfuckistan somewhere between SOCOM and the Pakistani army.

649 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:28:11pm

re: #646 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

re: #639 OldLineTexan


re: #630 EC Marm

re: #616 Killgore Trout
Lay off the troofers and jihadis for a few minutes and check out some boats. My favorite.

My favorite boat
OldLineTexan

I hope someone had a defibulator nearby for the cardiac arrest that shortly followed.

The best pic is the guy in the back during the "Dive!" command.

OldLineTexan

650 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:28:33pm

re: #629 NY Nana

Years ago a kid came to class wearing a shirt with a picture of Nathan Bedford Forrest, the fellow who founded the Klan, every class day for a couple of weeks. I suggested to him that it might not be the most appropriate dress. I also suggested that he should wash his clothes.

If I ever see a kid with one of those "peace scarves" I will make the same point. From my POV it's no different than wearing an armband with a swastika.

College kids nowadays know practically nothing. I wish I knew what they're being taught, but whatever it is, it ain't history, that's for sure.

651 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:29:01pm

re: #644 A Kiwi Infidel

Amen to that brother (or sister)!

652 Pro-Bush Canuck  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:29:45pm

Here is the boat I use for bass trolling in the little pond out back.

653 turn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:30:44pm

re: #70 jonturner

Hey man,
Your name is too close to mine ...

654 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:30:45pm

re: #650 Lucius Septimius

re: #629 NY Nana

Years ago a kid came to class wearing a shirt with a picture of Nathan Bedford Forrest, the fellow who founded the Klan, every class day for a couple of weeks. I suggested to him that it might not be the most appropriate dress. I also suggested that he should wash his clothes.

If I ever see a kid with one of those "peace scarves" I will make the same point. From my POV it's no different than wearing an armband with a swastika.

College kids nowadays know practically nothing. I wish I knew what they're being taught, but whatever it is, it ain't history, that's for sure.

You can thank the NEA and PC for that, Lucius. ( I love the name Lucius, BTW)

655 Timbre  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:30:57pm

re: #625 pvoce

That's my all time favorite MP routine...except for the sexual thing right at the end.

656 Carridine  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:31:05pm

re: #574 David IV of Georgia

Watched it through...

Personally, I'm GLAD they're demanding the truth of Osama and his terrorists! I think its GOOD to accept the truth of our own eyes and ears, as we watched airplanes full of Americans smash into WTC 1 and 2...

Yes, videos like this illustrate the difference between rational thought and marginalized, deranged sheep, being led to the slaughter...

...by videos like this.

657 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:31:10pm

re: #630 EC Marm

I've been eyeballing boats. I'm a complete idiot when it comes to boating but I have my choice of nice safe bays and open ocean. I'm a one man operation, no frills, haul a few crab taps, snatch a few salmon and dig a few clams. I need a small cheap boat, it's not like I'm holding dinner parties on the damn thing. I'm looking for a no frills working boat. I might have to deal with a starter boat and upgrade from there.

658 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:31:27pm

re: #630 EC Marm

These are a better deal, if you're looking for an offshore boat.

659 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:31:56pm

re: #639 OldLineTexan

No boat; no headaches.


Priceless.

660 The world of fuzziness  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:32:08pm

The fact that we got very clear footages before 2002 and only blur and smudges since then is a very clear indication that Bin Ladden took an elevator to a lower level.

I cannot believe that he is not able to get a decent camera while Taliban is using nothing less than 3CCDs and 8 Megapixels (they love this stuff).

661 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:32:21pm

re: #639 OldLineTexan
I woulda died on the spot.

662 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:32:26pm

re: #654 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

The name actually belongs to my big bubba Manx cat, but he lets me use it sometimes.

663 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:32:35pm

re: #648 Pawn of the Oppressor

I think he's 100% alive, but relatively isolated from AQ operations. He's had his success, he doesn't need to be running the day-to-day stuff anymore, and his isolation is probably a combination of pressing circumstances (no place to go easily, and we're looking for him) and a concern for the safety of his movement. As a high-value target, it makes things easier for his people if he's far away.

With the publicity from September 11th and the internet propaganda efforts, there isn't a person on earth who doesn't know who he is and what he's about. He doesn't need to sit in a tent with a Krinkov behind his elbow and stick his finger in the air anymore.

Ockham's Razor says he's chilling in upper Goatfuckistan somewhere between SOCOM and the Pakistani army.

Personally, I thin we should just drop a whole bunch of bunker busters and depleted uranium tipped missiles (bombs, whatever) in that whole mountainous region. It's not like the goat herders can't be replaced.

664 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:32:36pm

Kashmir heating up, Demo after LeT member killed, this is the home of Islamic Rage Boy, bet there are new photos:

Protest against killing of youth

Shujaat Bukhari

SRINAGAR: At least 15 people were injured at Dangiwacha on Tuesday when police used force to disperse thousands of people protesting against the killing of a youth at Handwara.

Local residents refused to bury the body of 20-year-old Mohammed Ramzan Shah till a high level probe was ordered into the incident. The youth was killed in a 14-hour encounter on Monday along with a foreign militant of the Lashkar-e-Taiba. Raising slogans, “punish the killers, we want freedom” the protesters blocked the Baramulla-Rafiabad road. Police resorted to lathi charge and burst teargas shells to disperse them. Eight policemen were injured when the demonstrators pelted stones at them.

The protesters refuted the police claim that Shah was a militant and alleged that he was arrested and then killed.

“He had gone gone to college in Sopore and was arrested by the Army on Sunday when he was on his way to attend a function at his aunt’s place in Handwara,” his brother Khurshid Ahmed said.

Defending the action, DIG North Kashmir range B. Sirinivas told The Hindu that Shah was an active militant and had fought the security forces in the encounter.

665 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:33:25pm

re: #657 Killgore Trout

How big are you looking? And what sort of ocean running are you talking about?

666 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:33:46pm

re: #559 MandyManners

He almost reminds me of a gremlin, so help me...and this makes me ROTFLMAO...talk about the odd couple and trophy wives!

667 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:33:52pm

re: #645 EC Marm

Charge it!

668 Timbre  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:34:16pm

re: #535 trainer

Sorry, Trainer, I didn't realize you posted the MP routine before pvoce.

669 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:34:36pm

re: #662 Lucius Septimius

re: #654 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

The name actually belongs to my big bubba Manx cat, but he lets me use it sometimes.

A Manx, eh? I have a bronze and black tabby called Jingles... I didn't name her. I usually call her Princess as she gets most demanding and uppity at feeding time.

670 BignJames  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:34:56pm

Here's my bass boat.[Link: www.lovelandnet.com...]

671 turn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:35:00pm

re: #86 Render

Losing a war of attrition has a way of refocusing ones efforts from obtaining actual victory, into a base struggle just for survival.

May the US boot be upon them!

Great post ...

672 peck  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:35:06pm

This whole UBL dead/alive/maybe thing seems like a red herring. Unless the Islamists are attacking totally innocent and defenseless people, they are losing. If UBL were the threat the dems like to paint him, then Bush ought to be impeached just for failing to get him one way or the other. If he were that powerful and that much of a threat to the US that the right thing to do to protect our homeland is to nothing but focus on UBL, then it would be a grave transgression on the President's part to ignore that fact and create a diversion by invading Iraq.
And as I mentioned previously, if UBL is so incredibly powerful and important then if he is alive, why does he hide? He has the technology, the means and the audience to unite the entire Muslim world to mass its forces against all of western civilization, not just those innocent and defenseless human beings riding on airplanes, buses or subways, sitting in their offices, eating in restaurants, attending school, sleeping in their homes, etc. So what are these all-powerful, Allah favored people (using term loosely) waiting for? Why doesn't this a**h**e just take charge and take care of all infidels? Sorry, the bs meter is pegged. What a great scam. One guy has scared the shit out of a bunch of fat women in ugly pink costumes, who have subsequently intimidated the government of the greatest country the world has ever seen and here we are wetting our pants over a bunch of fake tapes and giving the likes of Kucinich and Ron Paul 5 cents worth of ink or air time.
This is really embarrassing.

673 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:35:09pm

re: #666 NY Nana

re: #559 MandyManners

He almost reminds me of a gremlin, so help me...and this makes me ROTFLMAO...talk about the odd couple and trophy wives!

Look at "her" teeth and the scarf. Adam's Apple anyone?

674 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:35:33pm

re: #666 NY Nana

re: #559 MandyManners

He almost reminds me of a gremlin, so help me...and this makes me ROTFLMAO...talk about the odd couple and trophy wives!

Heh, he has a fear of headboards. Give him a break.

675 njdhockeyfan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:35:34pm

Scum lawyer of the day

PHILADELPHIA — A defense attorney who was found naked with a 14-year-old girl in a city courthouse pleaded no contest to charges of sexually assaulting the teen and five other girls.

Larry Charles, 50, entered the pleas on Monday, the day his trial was scheduled to begin.

Authorities have said a sheriff's deputy making his rounds in the courthouse on Jan. 15, Martin Luther King Jr. Day, looked into a lawyers' lounge and discovered Charles and the girl.

Charles, who often worked in the courthouse as a criminal defense attorney, was charged with rape and related offenses in that case.

After his arrest, five other girls came forward and testified that Charles assaulted them. Some of the girls testified they were assaulted multiple times over several years.

The girls — who were ages 5 to 10 at the time of the alleged attacks and are now ages 11 to 17 — testified the encounters occurred in motels, Charles' office, on the street while trick-or-treating at Halloween, and in the lounge and a court anteroom.

Charles was charged in those cases with multiple counts of rape, sexual assault, corruption of a minor and other charges. He pleaded no contest to all the counts.

After entering the no contest pleas, Charles' bail was revoked and he was sent to prison, pending his sentencing on Dec. 20. Prosecutors said they plan to recommend a sentence of 25 to 50 years in prison.

An attempt to reach Charles' lawyer, Angelo L. Cameron, for comment was not successful. A woman answering the phone at his listed office telephone number said that he did not live there, then hung up.

I hope he has vaseline on hand.

676 cbinflux  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:37:10pm

re: #675 njdhockeyfan

Leisure Suit Larry, Esq.

677 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:37:35pm

re: #673 Lucius Septimius

re: #666 NY Nana


re: #559 MandyManners

He almost reminds me of a gremlin, so help me...and this makes me ROTFLMAO...talk about the odd couple and trophy wives!


Look at "her" teeth and the scarf. Adam's Apple anyone?

Sex must be awkward with them. Personally I'd have a real problem getting, erm, hotted up over a guy I had to bend down to kiss. But that's just a girly quirk of mine.

678 EC Marm  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:37:54pm

re: #667 cbinflux

Charge it!

Six years ago I came home from the local boat dealer with a non-binding contract on that same boat for 22K. Wife wanted to shoot me, she couldn't believe I hadn't actually purchased it. Insane price increases.

679 OldLineTexan  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:38:23pm

re: #666 NY Nana

re: #559 MandyManners

He almost reminds me of a gremlin, so help me...and this makes me ROTFLMAO...talk about the odd couple and trophy wives!

I hope the kids look like their father, not like him.

OldLineTexan

680 Thanos  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:38:29pm

re: #660 The world of fuzziness

The fact that we got very clear footages before 2002 and only blur and smudges since then is a very clear indication that Bin Ladden took an elevator to a lower level.

I cannot believe that he is not able to get a decent camera while Taliban is using nothing less than 3CCDs and 8 Megapixels (they love this stuff).


Everyone forgets how the Lion of Panjshir died... Bin Laden's not going to let a camera larger than palm-sized anywhere near him.

681 Mich-again  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:38:31pm

Weekend at Bernie's II: Caved Inn.

682 easy  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:40:30pm

re: #630 EC Marm

re: #616 Killgore Trout
Lay off the troofers and jihadis for a few minutes and check out some boats. My favorite.


I once had two Whalers at my disposal, a 22' Outrage and a 26' something (the one with the cabin), wasn't called a Conquest then. They were both work boats but we fished them often. Once saw a 17' Whaler about 60 miles out in the Gulf trolling for marlin.

683 big L  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:40:48pm

669-pulchritudinous P...you know the saying..."dogs have owners, Cats have staff..."

684 zombie  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:42:08pm

I'm almost certain that bin Laden is deader than a doornail.

The "proof" is that there was no proof in the last two videos.

If they wanted to prove he was alive, they could have done so quite easily.

But instead, we get one video where the only current events mentioned happen during a segment where the screen freezes and we can't see him tallking; and then a second video that's actually just an audio of bin Laden with a still photo to accompany it.

The very fact that the whole thing is dodgy and flaky is definitive evidence that they couldn't produce the real thing. Ergo, he is dead.

The Moonbat Media knows this, but they want to perpetuate the notion that he is still alive, so they can point out that Bush has failed to catch him and is wrongly in Iraq when he should be focusing on bin Laden.

And I suppose the CIA lets the lie continue because it gives them an excuse to continue operations in Afghanistan and Pakistan.

Everyone's happy.

685 turn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:42:36pm

re: #672 peck

Great line .. just imagine the thought of a bunch of code pinsk in wet panties ...


/wretch ...

686 Cobra  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:44:06pm

re: #675 njdhockeyfan

I hope he has vaseline on hand.

I hope he doesn't.

687 peck  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:44:08pm

re: #374 Killgore Trout

Saint Thomas Acquinas was thankful that he was given the gift of being able to understand every page he ever read. I would love to be able to understand just a little bit of what the moonbats spout. For some reason I have such trouble getting their point.

688 turn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:46:36pm

re: #687 peck

re: #374 Killgore Trout

Saint Thomas Acquinas was thankful that he was given the gift of being able to understand every page he ever read. I would love to be able to understand just a little bit of what the moonbats spout. For some reason I have such trouble getting their point.

/Moonbat with fingers in ears lalalalalalalalalalalalal

Really, I don't think they have a point

689 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:47:03pm

re: #665 Lucius Septimius

Since I'll be fishing alone I only need a one man boat, something I can unload and load by myself. However, I 'm moving to the coastal pacific NW (Tillamook area) so I have some safe bays I can hang out in but the open water can get a bit serious.

690 A Kiwi Infidel  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:47:18pm

But seriously, folks, do ANY of you think it will be "all over" if they either capture bin laden, kill him or prove he is dead?

691 big L  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:47:33pm

I think he is dead. The person int he pic is one of his 50 brothers...or...it could be one of those separated-at-birth things with John Kerry as the other one. A) we never see them together, and b) visualize JeffnK with a long beard and 'stache some trick baggy eye makeup.And c) it would give his President campaign continued legs, and d) he's got the jets and travel dough and the time.And e) it is all donk-leftie talking points.f) he can get security briefings as a U.S.Senator, g) He visited with Baby Assad after the election in 04...

692 turn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:48:07pm

re: #689 Killgore Trout

Wow, you love the PNW?

693 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:48:20pm

re: #650 Lucius Septimius

Excellent post. Excellent.

I agree with you.

694 turn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:48:46pm

re: #690 A Kiwi Infidel

Hell no ...

695 Dr. Shalit  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:48:51pm

re: #405 song_and_dance_man

OT

I was just reading a Reuters piece that Ted Olson is the leading candidate for Attorney General. Now that is a good choice. For those who don't know Ted argued before the Supremes during the 2000 attempted presidential election theft by the (D)'s in Gore v. Bush, and is the widower of the late Barbara Olson, a Muffer Rodham critic.

"sadm" -

TED OLSON probably should have been Attorney General some time ago. And for some reason I suspect he just might have some interesting files on Ms. NY, US Senator. Make it a recess appointment and life could get verrry interrresting! Put it to a regular vote and "I DEE DOUBLE DARE the DEMOCRATS" to vote down a member of a "9/11 Survivor Family!"

-S-

696 easy  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:49:19pm
697 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:49:20pm

re: #692 turn

Wow, you love the PNW?


I love it somethin' fierce.

698 turn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:50:43pm

re: #697 Killgore Trout

Ever been to Salt Spring Island?

699 Dublin(CA)Dude  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:50:58pm

Before this day ends, I want to offer a prayer in memory of all who perished on 9/11/01, and a prayer of protection for all our fine men and women in arms, your profession is a noble one.

May God guide this great nation through the dark hours and may we emerge stronger and worthier than ever.

We are a kind people, but a just people. In the name of justice we must avenge the dead and eliminate the evil that caused the deaths.

May God bless America.

Brian, you would be as proud of your children as they are of you.

700 peck  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:51:44pm

re: #516 NY Nana

I thought the Mother Ship was bigger.

701 big L  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:52:03pm

682 Killgore trout--d'ya fish for trout? Nice boats, very nice.

702 canadianally  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:52:32pm

BBC C4 “Celebrates” 9-11

7th story down.

[Link: no-pasaran.blogspot.com...]

703 turn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:52:38pm

re: #697 Killgore Trout

Best fish and chips I ever had ...
Many memories as a kid growing up on San Juan ..

704 BignJames  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:52:46pm

re: #696 easy

re: #670 BignJames
I like mine more organic.

Now that's the boat Kilgore Trout needs.

705 racecardriver  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:52:49pm

continued from #485

Executioner stands before Bin Laden and reads the sentence. Bin Laden is badly burnt but alive and conscious.

Executioner: "As you have been condemned by the highest authority of the United States to be sentenced to death in a manner commensurate with your crimes, for all the world to see, it is now the time of the hour of your last breath on Earth and the beginning of your new life in the bowels of hell with all of history's worst murderers. So that you can feel the fire of death as those in the towers felt them, you have been burned badly. You will now feel the crushing weight of the collapse of the towers as the rescuers felt it. After you have been crushed your remains will be the feed of these pigs you see before you. Then the world wil be rid of you and your punishment complete. May God have mercy on your soul."

executioner leaves and a gigantic cantalever heretofore unseen is raised behind Bin Laden. At the business end of the cantalever is a 10 foot wide slab of solid steel. It is immediately unleashed and comes smashing down directly over bin Laden, crushing his entire body instantaneously. The cantalever lifts slowly and only bits and pieces are visible. As soon as the cantalever is raised the feral hogs come rushing in and begin a feeding frenzy. The camera stays locked on the scene.

Madden: BOOM! You can't do any better than that
Michaels: Well that will wrap up our coverage of the execution of Bin Laden we now send it back to the studios.


end dream sequence

706 turn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:53:24pm

re: #699 Dublin(CA)Dude

Amen ...

707 big L  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:55:28pm

695 Dr Shalit-looks to me like it will be that Frances Townsend
She has been all over the news for the last few days.I hear she is an FOB etc pita, rino etc GWB may want to dare them to turn dn a woman.Or in the alternative pik a rino that wouldbe easy confirmation, a coaster.

708 Dr. Shalit  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:57:09pm

re: #644 A Kiwi Infidel

"AKI" -

What do you do for a living? Could all y'all use a visa or landed immigrant status in Canada? NZ has become a watermelon (green on the outside, red on the inside) of a nation from what I have seen. What gives?

-S-

709 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:57:13pm

re: #689 Killgore Trout

Whaler makes a good boat, though they tend to be overpriced, especially on the used market. Their bigger models always struck me has having too little freeboard. Grady White is a great boat -- the 20' models are pretty easy for one person to handle and are remarkably dry for their size. The 23 Gulfstream is my favorite -- one person could handle it, though I'd want an electric winch to put that sucker on the trailer. One thing I like about it is that as a 23' boat with a 9'6" beam, it gives a great ride. Used to run one on Lake Michigan years ago; also have taken them all around Pimlico sound.

Aquasport used to make a great 19' (196) back in the 70s and 80s but then their quality really dropped.

Monark used to make good aluminum and even steel workboats -- we rigged out one for the EPA years back. That thing looked like it could have doubled as an icebreaker.

All said, I'm partial to Grady's. Since Reinell went belly up, I don't know much about Seattle boats (yes, I know they were crap, but I still have a fondness for them).

710 turn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:59:28pm

re: #684 zombie

You know, I tend to agree with you.

There are a lot of reasons on both sides of the isle to keep the BL myth alive.

I think the dems have the most to gain though, it keeps the eye off of Iraq (the quagmire/failure/ (damn I like Charles's on the fly spell check!) well you get the point ...

711 big L  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 7:59:49pm

648 Pawn...I can't believe that no one has ratted him out.
Just human behavior..."I know somethin, Achmed, that you don't know..."

712 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 8:03:16pm

re: #709 Lucius Septimius

Thanks, bookmarked.

713 Lucius Septimius  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 8:04:12pm

re: #712 Killgore Trout

My pleasure. I miss working at the marina sometimes. Then I remember all the time I spent lying in bilge water.

714 Dr. Shalit  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 8:04:30pm

re: #707 big L

big L -

If we want to go the Female route, and the good Appellate Judge were willing to lose tenure and possibly take a salary cut - WHY NOT JANICE ROGERS BROWN! The walking talking KRYPTONITE to the "Super-Dems?"
OH - and by the way she is QUALIFIED to say the least.

-S-

715 turn  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 8:04:31pm

re: #710 turn

Man, great coverage on the trufer protest!

Trufer Hats Prevail!

hahahahahahah

716 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 8:05:16pm

re: #673 Lucius Septimius

Look at "her" teeth and the scarf. Adam's Apple anyone?

Could be! I am too short to see up that high. :) Incredible match, just incredible. It reminds me of the part of Conan O'Brian's show where they take the photos of 2 celebs, and produce one of what their baby would look like.

717 Pawn of the Oppressor  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 8:06:58pm

re: #666 NY Nana

re: #559 MandyManners

He almost reminds me of a gremlin, so help me...and this makes me ROTFLMAO...talk about the odd couple and trophy wives!

Not long ago there was a puff piece written about those two, linked off of Drudge, on the thesis of what an odd first lady she'd make. They're two peas in a pod, and very much in love, at first sight even. It was interesting, for a puff piece. Refreshingly free of the oh-isn't-he-handsome fellating the MSM usually farms out to female journalism grad students.

I respect Kuchie in an odd, roundabout sort of way. He's a complete fool, but he means his foolishness with all his ass-backwards, screwed-up little heart.

718 ubercheesehead  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 8:12:22pm

G'nite lizards. Time to go home and get some lovin'.

719 NY Nana  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 8:13:05pm

re: #700 peck


It is, but it was just coming in, and Google got it from space, before he was snatched back to return to his planet.

720 peck  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 8:33:50pm

re: #719 NY Nana

Thanks. I hadn't gotten around to downloading the itinerary.

721 gop_patriot  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 8:34:26pm

re: #388 StinkHammer

MadTV does some pretty damn funny Islamoculture parodies, such as the All-English Al Jazeera sketch...

Durn near laughed my ass completely off.

ROFLMAO

722 reaganII  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 8:35:47pm

Not alive BUT it can be disclosed because you would never find out where the rest of the snake is. He's the head and you leave it alive till all have been captured.

723 yah  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 8:41:22pm

re: #717 Pawn of the Oppressor

And the Syrians just love his ass-backwards, screwed-up little heart too.

724 Carridine  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 8:56:28pm

re: #535 trainer

Great skit, Trainer.

Its recorded and UP FOR SHARING, here...

MP3, easy to enjoy!

725 Straitcircle  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 9:43:34pm

Osama bin Laideaden tape #2 comments on Tues. release:

"It begins with an audiotape introduction by bin Laden. While his voice is heard, the video shows a still image of him, raising his finger. "- - Fox News.

Enough said. I thought tape one showed a stand-in with pounds of TV makeup on, and it looked to be melting.

726 Alberta Oil Peon  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 9:45:47pm

re: #684 zombie

I'm almost certain that bin Laden is deader than a doornail.

The "proof" is that there was no proof in the last two videos.

If they wanted to prove he was alive, they could have done so quite easily.

But instead, we get one video where the only current events mentioned happen during a segment where the screen freezes and we can't see him tallking; and then a second video that's actually just an audio of bin Laden with a still photo to accompany it.

The very fact that the whole thing is dodgy and flaky is definitive evidence that they couldn't produce the real thing. Ergo, he is dead.

The Moonbat Media knows this, but they want to perpetuate the notion that he is still alive, so they can point out that Bush has failed to catch him and is wrongly in Iraq when he should be focusing on bin Laden.

And I suppose the CIA lets the lie continue because it gives them an excuse to continue operations in Afghanistan and Pakistan.

Everyone's happy.


Aha! But that's exactly what Al Qaeda wants you to believe. If AQ flat-out announced that OBL was dead, most of us would immediately smell a rat, and declare that, "clearly OBL is still alive, and they are just announcing his death in an effort to take the heat off him."

OTOH, had they released a well-produced clear video, with OBL ranting about the Israeli airstrike in Syria, and flapping a two-day old NY Times before the camera, there would be a rash of "experts" opining and demonstrating how even such apparently convincing content could be faked. (Castro comes to mind here.)

Al Qaeda is releasing crappy, fake-looking videos because it pleases OBL to keep the infidel confused. My money says he is alive and well in Thailand or the Phillipines, disguised as a Western, possibly even an American, sex tourist. The sex tourist persona means that the local police won't pay him much attention, and he'd have ample freedom to make surreptitious contact with the local islamist insurgencies in the area, and thus, indirectly with AQ central.

727 Kulhwch  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 9:50:23pm

    My vote would be no if the poll was still up.

}:)     [ ... with a bullet ... ]

728 varys  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 10:55:04pm

I always get here too late to vote. Damn you, Troofers!

729 latitude51  Tue, Sep 11, 2007 11:10:39pm

half a gross of virgin billy goats.

730 uptight  Wed, Sep 12, 2007 4:08:07am

MORPHING OLD FOOTAGE INTO THE NEW VIDEO

Let's say, for the sake of argument, the "new" Bin Laden video is actually a treated outtake from the one Al Jazeera obtained a few years ago.

It's possible.

The stance, camera angle, costume and even the position of the hands is identical.

The only differences I've seen are the beard, the lighting and the robe being more closed on the new video.

The robe could have easily been opened or closed between takes. The beard and lighting could have been adjusted in After Effects to give the impression of a "new video".

Things about the beard make me think it has been airbrushed rather than bought from a Waziristan novelty shop. See what you think.

To illustrate how minimal adjustments can make the original video look "new", I've used Photoshop to reverse the process.

To see if the "new" video is an outake from the old, I've made an animated GIF of the original still morphing into a still from the "new" video. See what you think:

Click here to see the animation

The one problem is the voicing of contemporary information in the narrative. But the new video freezes after about minute (again suggesting a small bit of outtake footage was used).

The video is fuzzy and it would be very hard to spot if a newly recorded voice (e.g. of an actor) was dubbed onto old outtake footage.

Okay - I may sound like a troofer. But there's always the chance that a video artist at As Sahab is wetting himself at the hoax he's pulled using a minute of unaired, old footage.

731 brinkley  Wed, Sep 12, 2007 5:07:27am

I'd say he's as alive as Elvis.

Could be alive and well in a cave in islamibackwardstan waiting for the mother-ship or as dead as a box of rocks.

Either way, from cave or grave, he's still a cult leader...

(also - I hear he could be working at the local halal McDonald's here in Dearbornistan, MI)

732 DeafDog  Wed, Sep 12, 2007 5:53:20am

re: #731 brinkley

I'd say he's as alive as Elvis.
blockquote>


Good one

733 opnion  Wed, Sep 12, 2007 6:46:19am

I did not vote because you insisted that I take off my face covering.
you Islamophobes. I shall only vote in Canada.
That Nuckin Fut Osama is dead. That may sound like a Truther, God help me but he is dead


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