/no sarc?

Crazy Mormon?

Well, that's one of the more obtuse things I've read recently.

If he's putting flyers in his teachers' mailboxes asking them to convert to Islam, I somehow don't think he's a Baptist.

Zoroastrian, I'm thinking.

The student’s religion was not immediately known

Bhuddist?

Yaseen Chowdhury

Oh, sorry, he must be a Hindu.

No, the reporter probably knew, but was too durned skeered to put it in there. It sure wasn't any sarcasm.

Now THAT'S satire.

Scientologist?

Those Shakers just don't get it: We don't want any. Sorry, make that we want some, but not that.

A Queens teen was arrested yesterday after placing fliers in his teachers’ mailboxes asking them to convert to Islam

Must be a Jooo

Well, he probably wasn't Amish, Baptist, Catholic, Hindu, Jewish, Animist, Wiccan, Buddhist, Methodist. Hmmm, wonder which religion demands that you convert or they will hurt/harm you?

He was a diverse individual, engaging in diverse activities!

Holy Roller, MoonBat Man!

re: #13 zombie

That sounds like a grant proposal!

No compulsion in Islam.

Those crazy Lutherans...what WILL they do next?

Obviously a radical Amishist

Could we call OJ in on this case? After all he's done so well in capturing the killers of his wife and Ron Goldman.

#14 buzzsaw...
Good one!
:)

re: #12 Perplexed

Reformed Church Of Hungary! Damn it, Perplexed, don't you read the papers?

re: #14 buzzsawmonkey

New York Clam Choudhury?

Is that the red kind or the white kind?

Often, when I encounter Zen Buddhist monks, they say to me "Convert to Islam, kaffir, or I will kill you!" Sort of their way of saying "Hello."

Come on people, Unitarian Universalist Bhuddist with Wiccan tendancies and a smidgen of Episcapalian. Get it straight

Yar! Me thinks he is one of those rampaging, pillaging Amish what keel-hauled me sister!

yep; jewish conspiracy.

Did they spot any horse drawn carriages outside of the school? The Amish can really get around on those things.

re: #23 Eowyn2

Let's not drag race into it, alright?

Whats that? Tom Cruise was spotted in Queens?

re: #18 sushiisusii

Those crazy Lutherans...what WILL they do next?

were the notes signed "ya, sure, you betcha"

re: #23 Eowyn2

re: #14 buzzsawmonkey

New York Clam Choudhury?

Is that the red kind or the white kind?

That's the stupid kind.

re: #22 Boazhorribilis

Wen't they wiped out though during the Jim Jones fiasco?

SCIENTOLOGY

re: #29 Cap'n DOC

re: #23 Eowyn2

Let's not drag race into it, alright?

NY Clam Choudry is racist.

fliers in his teachers' mailboxes asking them to convert to Islam
.
.
The student’s religion was not immediately known.
By Larry Celona

We'll give you 3 guesses and the first 2 don't count.

Larry, sorry to say this, but you really need to find another job.

An ACLU'ist?

This student engages in daw'ah, and the reporter cannot figure out the religion?! I don't believe it's sarcasm- it's utter idiocy.

Charles -

I now believe that all liberal "reporters" have a designated function key that, when hit, outputs the now canonical disclaimer:

"The [fill in the blank]'s religion was not immediately known."

Translation: "I really want to keep my obsequious job and my empty head..."

re: #29 Cap'n DOC

re: #23 Eowyn2

Let's not drag race into it, alright?

Why do you want to drive a speeding car through soup?

/

re: #29 Cap'n DOC
Let's not drag the Chinese into it!

re: #38 NoSubmission

Perhaps, but ACLU'ist only believe in themselves.

re: #33 coquimbojoe

New York Clam Choudhury: NO CRACKERS ALLOWED!

I'm more interested in knowing the exact verbiage of the "unspecified verbal threats". I'd lean toward very specific, and very violent. It goes with the M.O.

Yaseen Chowdhury?

Hey, I believe this guy is from Oklahoma. He talks like me. Y'aa seen Chow and Hurry?

re: #23 Eowyn2

re: #14 buzzsawmonkey

New York Clam Choudhury?

Is that the red kind or the white kind?

That would be the red kind...

re: #36 Eowyn2

Now I'm really perplexed, meaning no offense, Perplexed. So to speak. Relatively speaking. Whatever.

Glad I don't live in Woodside anymore.

re: #40 uberfasiq

Translation: "I really want to keep my obsequious job and my empty head..."

or maybe its out of fear

Translation: "I really want to keep my obsequious job and my empty my head..."

re: #43 song_and_dance_man

re: #26 Sifty

Uh oh, pirate talk.

Arrr! ITLAPD!

re: #37 Highrise

fliers in his teachers' mailboxes asking them to convert to Islam
.
.
The student’s religion was not immediately known.
By Larry Celona

We'll give you 3 guesses and the first 2 don't count.

Larry, sorry to say this, but you really need to find another job.

He's still 'investigating' the possibility of a Rove plant.

Eowyn2...
Oh YAH...by yumpin' yimminny

OT: While the largest political party in Sweden, the Social Democrats, are openly launching a formal cooperation with the Muslim Brotherhood, for the mutual benefit of both (Muslims always vote for Leftist parties,) Muslims are openly threatening the life of cartoonist Lars Vilks ("Let his destiny be a lesson for others," as one Muslim preacher warned during a free speech seminar in Stockholm organized by humanists and ex-Muslims).

Islamists push for boycott of Swedish firms

Websites run by militant Islamists have listed the names of over 100 Swedish companies as possible targets in the ongoing row surrounding the publication in Swedish newspapers of a caricature of the Muslim prophet Muhammad. Detailing the addresses, maps and logos of Swedish businesses, the websites called for their readers to boycott these firms and "take revenge" on Sweden for the publication of a controversial cartoon by artist Las Vilks.

So, what were the threats?

Inquiring minds...

re: #49 Cap'n DOC

Got me as well. Scratching my head and getting splinters. This problem is harder than particle physics.

re: #43 song_and_dance_man

It's in my geek contract.
Clause 12: Anyone that wears a cutlass on weekends has to annoy people today. I got it out of the way early.

re: #56 NoSubmission

Death, destruction? Footbaths? The usual stuff, probably.

re: #42 SonOfLiberty

re: #29 Cap'n DOC
Let's not drag the Chinese into it!

Asian angle.

Not immediately obvious considering the very broad strata of religions that people named Yaseen Chowdhury might try to convert people to with postcards about Islam.

re: #53 Eowyn2

fliers in his teachers' mailboxes asking them to convert to Islam

Fliers! The word is FLIERS. Well, excuse me. I thought he put flies in their mailboxes... I chalk it up to poor reading comprehension.

So glad we homeschool.

The line between the MSM and The Onion is getting more and more blurry.

Definitely a Subgenius.

As a Queens resident, I can tell you that there are sections that are very much becoming taken over by radical Islamic folks...

New Islamofacist evangelism: "convert to Islam... or else!"

I laughed so hard that milk came out of my nose... and I haven't drank milk in days!

re: #12 Perplexed

Well, he probably wasn't Amish, Baptist, Catholic, Hindu, Jewish, Animist, Wiccan, Buddhist, Methodist. Hmmm, wonder which religion demands that you convert or they will hurt/harm you?

Necromancer? Call Riddick!

re: #56 NoSubmission

So, what were the threats?

Inquiring minds...

Several goats are now under 24-hour police protection.

re: #56 NoSubmission

Well, I don't know exactly-but probably something like this:

IF YOU DO NOT SUBMIT TO ALLAH YOU WILL GO TO A FIRE FILLED DEATH IN HELL YOU STUPID INFIDEL KUFAR AND YOUR HEAD WILL BE SEPARATED FROM YOUR ABOBINABLE SHOULDERS WITH MY BOXCUTTERS AND THE VIDEO UPLOADED TO MY FACEBOOK SITE FROM MY CELLPHONE

(Hat tip: Dhimmi Watch.)

"I get no respect."

/Rodney

re: #56 NoSubmission

Yaaargh! He threatened to swab the deck with their noggins and feed their livers t' his parrot!

Me eye patch tis a beginnin' t' itch!

Heh, Heh. I wonder, if when caught, he said "Don't taze me, bro!"

re: #62 Cap'n DOC

re: #53 Eowyn2

fliers in his teachers' mailboxes asking them to convert to Islam

Fliers! The word is FLIERS. Well, excuse me. I thought he put flies in their mailboxes... I chalk it up to poor reading comprehension.

what size font do you suppose he was using?

re: #61 WriterMom

Got to be a red herring. After all, islam has no compulsion.

re: #59 SonOfLiberty

Death, destruction? Footbaths?

Rotating title?

I'm hoping the reporter was giving a big ol' wink when he wrote that.

He was handing out tracts?

He threatened to unleash the jihad squirrels hiding in his scraggly fake-tough-guy beard.

re: #73 Fasternu426

Me eye patch tis a beginnin' t' itch!

Try the Poop deck. Works every time.

re: #67 Jonas Parker

New Islamofacist evangelism: "convert to Islam... or else!"

That would be Evangofacist.

re: #73 Fasternu426

Aye matey! E'en my dreams last night did be abouts sailin th' seven seas! None at me job understand the whys of my speakin today!

re: #34 Perplexed

Nope, there is one tough 82 yrs old mama left in Mobile Al. Promise!

We have a possible match on the guns from the OT post in a previous thread about muslim police women.

Apologies if this has been posted.

[Link: www.airgunsonly.com...]

At the very least, I think we're on the right track.

re: #78 MandyManners

From the Post, I'd bet on it.

re: #75 Eowyn2

what size font do you suppose he was using?

Sans Rather?

re: #52 bikermailman

re: #43 song_and_dance_man

re: #26 Sifty

Uh oh, pirate talk.

Arrr! ITLAPD!

Avast, ye scurvy dog!

He would have given the teachers the flier in person but they were at their monthly communist party meeting.

re: #67 Jonas Parker

New Islamofacist evangelism: "convert to Islam... or else!"

This gives 'Evangelism Explosion' a bad name. Sorry, Dr. James Kennedy!

AVAST!
Chowdhury be an Asian name, subcontinent India, now be divided Pakistan and India.
Be that he hated being caught, no doubt. Arrgh!

re: #65 LC LaWedgie

Definitely a Subgenius.

Only because he has been marginalized.

re: #77 WriterMom

I'd be so proud.

re: #46 Sgt.Slappy

I'm more interested in knowing the exact verbiage of the "unspecified verbal threats". I'd lean toward very specific, and very violent. It goes with the M.O.

Just what I thought. Why not publish at least some of the "verbal " threats"
As an example , if the yout said"Dirty kaffirs, inshalla i will saw your head off', that would not for sure tell us his religion , but it could help.
If he said something like this to police "You Jewish apes & Christian pigs cannot stop a Holy Warrior" we could start making some guesses.
Or how about "I will behead those who insult Islam"?
Alright, granted these comments would not really tell us anything. Sorry I lost my head

I wonder if his citizenship status is known.

re: #45 Sifty

re: #33 coquimbojoe

New York Clam Choudhury: NO CRACKERS ALLOWED!

Manhattan style? I used to like it when I was a kid (the Campbell's kind).

Earlier this morning on the Dead Thread, nonic commented on this "line of the day":

They make that kind of statement because they're treating it as a crime.

As a crime, his actions and his religion are two separate things. If it can be proved he committed the action, and intended to, his religion is absolutely totally beside the point. As a crime.

You're viewing it as an ideological battle, a war. That's why such a statement sounds f'd up to you.

You happen to be right.

But we are still in the mindset that we're dealing with "crime."

re: #79 Ward Cleaver

I'm sure they were just little, helpful pearls of Sharia wisdom.

Minnesota Lutheran

I quesiton the timing.

re: #96 ggt

I'm certain it will be - soon enough.

I read about this earlier today on another site...those Baptists are acting up again!

/sarc-ity sarc sarc

Sharia Wisdom? Now, that's an oxymoron!

Arrrgghh!

The poor disenfranchised lad will be droppin' the soap and walkin' the plank!

How dare those scurvy teachers take offense to a friendly suggestion?

The student’s religion was not immediately known.

Well, isn't it obvious?

He's got to be a Buddhist.

re: #100 song_and_dance_man

re: #58 Sifty

Who wrote your contract? Hook, Barbossa, Morgan and Cook.

They're actually more like "Guidelines".

Bet he wasn't humming Handel's Messiah when they rapped him.

This progressive, experimental school has the feel of a small-town school, with kids from kindergarten through 12th grade under the same roof. Housed in a former department store, an unusual architectural design gives the building a homey feel and encourages children of different ages to mix. Kindergarten and 1st grade classrooms on the ground floor open on a central indoor playroom equipped with playground equipment. It serves as a gathering place for parents at the end of the day, and for teachers to meet informally between classes. Upstairs, classrooms open on a central lounge with sofas and carpeted areas-places for students to chat with teachers or one another.

Founded in 1993 by a group of teachers who wanted a school that was run jointly by staff and parents, the Renaissance School has attracted super-involved parents and hard-working, talented teachers. Half a dozen parents work at the school; others volunteer on a regular basis. Children call grown-ups by their first names. Children with disabilities are integrated into regular classes. It's sometimes noisy and a bit disorganized, and the teachers spend a fair amount of time cajoling children to settle down and behave. But it has a joyous, liberating atmosphere, tests scores are respectable, and parents are enthusiastic. Classrooms have sofas and tables-not desks. Tables are moved around according to whether children are working in small groups or meeting together as a class. The cafeteria has round tables, which encourages children to talk to one another-rather than scream across the long institutional tables so common in other schools. The noise is actually low enough to carry on a regular conversation.

Whenever possible, activities reinforce lessons from books. In a 5th-grade math-and-science class, children studied the reaction times of astronauts and learned to calculate a "mean" by dropping strips of paper and calculating how long it took them to catch the paper with either hand. Sixth graders studying China made Chinese robes from brown paper and learned to write Chinese characters. There is a lot of group work in all the classes and it can take a long time for children to settle down into groups. And kids are grouped in different ways. For example, in a 6th grade math class, kids were divided into groups based on how many baskets they made, tossing wadded up papers into wastebaskets; another day it might be by shoe size.

There's no compulsion in piracy.

Ok, I'm done.

re: #84 Deseeded

Forgive me. I cannot resist.

A Pirate Looks at 40

re: #110 NoSubmission

Renaissance School: "We produce more spoiled idiots with a hyper-sense of unearned self-esteem before seventh grade than some schools produce in a lifetime."

re: #101 The Other Les

Minnesota Lutheran

Ya, sure.

/Fargo mode off

'Afore Cap'n Allah will let them kill the infidel scallywags as commanded, they haffta offer a call to Islam first, mateys.

The student’s religion was not immediately known.

That statement "requires a willing suspension of disbelief"

The only chowder I like is Outer Banks style, which is neither a cream (like New England) or a tomato broth. It's more of a vegetable and seafood clear broth. Really yummy.

re: #117 Lizard by the Bay

Enough Sam Adams and they can leave the damn shells on for all I care!

Shelby Spong groupie.

re: #25 coquimbojoe

Come on people, Unitarian Universalist Bhuddist with Wiccan tendancies and a smidgen of Episcapalian. Get it straight

Is this also known as the First Church of What's Happening Now?

Tsk Tsk Tsk. Everyone assuming that the individual allegedly involved might have possibly perchance been a member of the RoP. The reporter was obviously sticking to his handy CAIR issued pocket style guide.

Since there was no mention of any deadly casseroles being left with the fliers, I am going to assume he wasn't Methodist.

Hmm, what would you call a radical Methodist? A Methodistist?

Methodist conversion coercion: Convert or we will cook for you!

re: #113 Sifty

re: #110 NoSubmission

Renaissance School: "We produce more spoiled idiots with a hyper-sense of unearned self-esteem before seventh grade than some schools produce in a lifetime."

Bingo!

Not speculating on his religion, but he is now in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program...

I'd like to take this moment to say that I hate "hate crimes." I hope the "hate crime" wasn't the placing of calls to Islam in their mailboxes. I hope, at least, that it was the verbal threats. However, certain threats are crimes anyway. I believe, and lizard lawyers/police help me out, that the key is if the threat is credible.

Your best buddy throws a surprise party and you smile and say, "I'm gonna kill you." = not a credible threat. Career criminal says to man who witnessed against him, "When I get out, I'm gonna kill you." = credible.

"The student’s religion was not immediately known."

Yeeeah, uh huh. Not immediately, but they did find out later and decided against revealing it. Must've been some Amish "ne'er do well".

Radical Muslim at the Renaissance School .
My irony meter just spiked.

Maybe they can recommend he be transferred to the Medieval School across town...

re: #110 NoSubmission
The blight of mankind. Ye ol' worthless landlubber Jean-Jacques Rousseau and his pizon-ous tongue. Walk the plank, they should have made him. ARRG!

We all know that inviting the teachers to Islam is the first step. I wonder what his demands for jizya were going to be when they politely declined his "offer"? This one needs keeping an eye on.

re: #128 buzzsawmonkey

Send in the Marines. They know the Shores of Tripoli pretty well!

Freemasons?

re: #128 buzzsawmonkey

The Barbary Corsairs lacked the refined fashion sense of your average European Privateer.
Neat and Tidy

re: #123 Sifty

Not speculating on his religion, but he is now in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program...

LOL!

Hold on to your hats - Dan Rather is suing CBS for $70 million.

Mr. Rather, 75, asserts that the network violated his contract by giving him insufficient airtime on “60 Minutes” after forcing him to step down as anchor of the “CBS Evening News” in March 2005. He also contends that the network committed fraud by commissioning a “biased” and incomplete investigation of the flawed Guard broadcast and, in the process, “seriously damaged his reputation.” As plaintiffs, the suit names CBS and its chief executive, Leslie Moonves; Viacom and its chief executive, Sumner Redstone; and Andrew Heyward, the former president of CBS News.

No, what seriously damaged his reputation is lying to the American people about his Bush TNG reporting and how the network verified its story.

The fact is - there was no verification, and the documents were bogus. He continued to stand by them, on grounds of being fake but accurate, and now he thinks that CBS owes him millions because they shuffled him off to Buffalo - aka 60 minutes.

His religion is KNOWN, it just wasn't confirmed.

/After all, we know how religiously these journalists confirm and double-check their sources before going with a story.

The kid is obviously a Mossad agent!

(Imagine, threats of violence in a progressive school! How did that happen?)

re: #136 lawhawk

Being a professional shill for the democrats isn't paying as well as it used to.
He needs the money to support his propaganda habit.

The next time this kid hands out fliers John Kerry should have him tazered.

Maybe he was a dyslexic agnostic, they question the belief of dog!

Must I then with this menial implement toil in base servility; and this too, without the hope of becoming one day free? Never, never.
Away. away.
O, what a change is here! Yesterday! what was I yesterday? Opulent and free. Today! today! a beggar and a slave! O my countrymen! where now that Roman pride, that Spartan valour, that enthusiatic zeal, which led you on to freedom and to glory, that here in this vile nest of pirates beneath a sun whose pestilant rays spread death around, thy fellow countrymen must bend like over burdened beasts, with slavery and shame! O ye spirits of their ascended chiefs, look from your blest abodes, rekindle in their hearts that godlike flame which mark'd your glorious course, 'till Africa, humbled by a just revenge, shall learn henceforth to respect their rights.

(Anderson, Act III, The American Captive or Siege of Tripoli by James Ellison, 1812.)

re: #23 Eowyn2

re: #14 buzzsawmonkey

New York Clam Choudhury?

Is that the red kind or the white kind?

That's the kind that no matter how hard you try to swallow it down, it just makes you sick to your stomach.

Those damn amish.
/sarc

RE: Methodist conversion coercion: Convert or we will cook for you!

Nooo! Not potato salad and Jello! Oh, the humanity!

re: #86 SonOfLiberty

We have a possible match on the guns from the OT post in a previous thread about muslim police women.

Apologies if this has been posted.

[Link: www.airgunsonly.com...]

At the very least, I think we're on the right track.

I posted on this immediately after the original question.
Its a match airgun; there is no mystery about this.

They're commonly used for training, and with low noise, negligible recoil, no smoke generation, low cost for rounds, and actually MORE accuracy than most centerfire handguns at short ranges, they're ideal for that purpose.

As to which exact model. . .that probably could be identified based on the image by someone who is more familiar with them than me, but honest. . .who cares which model the Iranian women's force trains with?

There are a number of such guns that have a similar appearance. They all use anatomic adjustable grips, and the tube under the barrel holds compressed air (or CO2 depending on the model). The best guns are all European made, mostly German.

If you're interested in acquiring one of these the Baikal IZH 46M is considered by many to be the best value in terms of performance for the buck in a gun that could be competitive. This one is manually cocked, and doesn't have a gas cylinder so its strictly one shot at a time.

The student’s religion was not immediately known.

Oh! I think I know!
But seriously, put that kid on the girl's soccer team as the equipment manager. Take him down a peg or three.

Damn Methodists...

The reporter is either an eeevil LGF operative, or very regular visitor.

How on earth do the news people expect us to take them seriously when they dribble out crap like this. No wonder newspapers and msm are tanking. Although, I must admit I am enjoying the show they are putting on. Hollywood has put out nothing to match this farce.

j

We all know he is a "youth", heh

The teen is of the "the one that shall not be named" religion

If the paper felt it needed to mention his religion specifically (even though it's obvious that he's a Muslim), they could have done a little research. Do print reporters still know how to do research?

I'm also wondering if this sentence is the result of a hamfisted editor.

And why couldn't they have explained what dawah is, since this is obviously dawah? Afraid?

I wonder if Larry realizes by making that statement, he has made readers zero in on the student's religion. Heads are going to roll.

j

re: #155 Cattt

Do print reporters still know how to do research?

No. Nor any other type of reporter.

The student’s religion was not immediately known.

1. Christian
2. Jewish
3. Amish
4. None of the above.

Mr. Celona is perhaps a grad of the Columbia School of Journalism and is hence impaired by its effective thought control programming.

Since when Jews and Christians want everybody do convert to Islam?

He should be Hindu or Buddist.

Chowdhury was charged with aggravated harassment as a hate crime.

How about getting on the horn and calling around in the neighborhood, Mr Reporter? Probably could turn up someone who knows where the perp goes to, um, worship, and how many times per day, at that. There were multiple fliers; a teacher might be able to let you see one. Since there was uproar at that egregiously loosey-goosey school, the fliers must have been something, eh? Or else, it would have been just a gift of art or poetry. Oh, and BTW, the kid is a teen, maybe there's an Internet trail?

Could it be ... SATAN? Hmmm?

re: #162 itellu3times

Could it be ... SATAN? Hmmm?

Hee hee hee.

he made unspecified verbal threats, according to the sources

When they become specified threats please do print them.

What is the deal, here? Some asswipe puts religious recruiter notes in teacher's mailboxes, and they can't even print what he supposedly threatened them with?

Either the teachers are complete chickenshits and clammed up, they made up these threats, or the newspaper won't print what the threats were. I'm interested: which is it?

The next time a manic street preacher hands me a leaflet and tells me I'm going to hell, I know I'm running straight for the newspaper. "He threatened me!"

OT . . .HAPPY CONSTITUTION DAY everyone!

Sadly, I wasn't aware that today was Constitution Day until my daughter called from college. She was rabid about an program she attended (walked out of) as an extra credit assignment. The speaker began his speech telling his audience of mush minds that the American Constitution was formulated by a group of wealthy white land owners presenting illegitimate ideals. (Where's that nasty pirate speak when you need it) ARGHHH!

Panelists include Dr. Kenneth Yglesias, Coast District chancellor; Jerry Patterson, Coast District trustee and former U.S. Congressman; Robert Dees, OCC president; and Dr. Harrick F. Arnold, OCC professor of political science and history. Throughout the week, in honor of Constitution Day, OCC history and political science professors will give special emphasis to the U.S. Constitution during their lectures.

Such special emphasis belongs in the trash heap. Disgusting.

re: #154 trigger girlie

a "ute"? (channeling Joe Pesci)

Yaseen Chowdhury? Funny, doesn't sound Jewish.

How soon before the anti-Christian lawyers union jumps in to defend this [bigoted word]'s "freedom of religion"? Do not be surprised if this happens as the anti-Christian lawyers union is definitely ANTI-CHRISTIAN and pro [bigoted word].

re: #166 justamomof4
Yesterday was C-day, today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day (ITLAPD). R.

Baha'i for sure. Crazy but lovable bare foot, guitar strumming kook.

This is awfully close to home. I just go on my way, always specifically greeting every woman in a veil with a cheery "Good Day." Whenever children shie from my dogs, I point out how clean they are.

The threats were, "Convert or die, or pay the jizya or die." This is known as Islamic mysticism.

re: #170 Logic Probe

Arrr, indeed it is Talk Like a Pirate Day, matey! Avast ye lubbers!

The student’s religion was not immediately known.

Possibly ...

"The religion that dare not speak its name"

or "The religion that Time forgot"

or "The religion we love to hate"

Quaker, Spiritualist, Santerian or Voudonist no doubt ...

/

"Yaseen Chowdhury, 17"

I am pretty sure is a Paki/Pakistani islamic freak.

Surely this student is a Naomi Klein fan -- part of what I think is called the Klein Swine Combine.

While 'Choudary' (or its various spelling variants) is a common sub-continent surname, still used by descendents of forced convertees to Islam, the name 'Yaseen' should set all doubts to rest, its as Islamic as Jihad.

The student’s religion was not immediately known.

It's those awful people from the Powerhouse Church of the Presumtuous Assumption of The Blinding Light! I curse you, Pastor Flash!

(anyone get the reference?)

This just in: His religious affiliation has just been discovered:

Holy Ghost, Big Bang Theory, Pentecostal, Fire and Brimstone, Mission Temple Firework Stand

How kind and thoughtful he is for offering the infidel the chance to convert to Islam before he is killed.