Go new lizards!

Welcome trolls!

Welcome aboard!

We need fresh meat!

Video of the statement: Rep. King: "Too many mosques..."

Rudy retorts: Giuliani defends adviser over 'too many mosques' comments

Asked if he would remove King from the campaign, Giuliani smiled and said, “I’ve known Pete for 41 years, so I’m not about to do that...what he meant was there are mosques where violence is preached. I know that from my own investigations of Islamic terrorism. I also know there are many mosques where it isn’t.

“Peter explained it quite adequately ,” he Giuliani said at the news conference in Reston, Virginia after returning from London. “For me, he didn’t have to explain it. I understood exactly what he meant. I’m glad he explained it for everyone that might seek to misinterpret.

re: #4 coquimbojoe

We need fresh meat!

We got some.
Mapes+ Rather.

addendum #5 :CAIR attacks Rudy...

Action Alert #517: NY Congressman Says 'Too Many Mosques' in U.S.

The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) today called on Muslims and other people of conscience to ask Republican leaders to repudiate remarks by Rep. Peter King (R-NY) in which he said “we have too many mosques in this country.”

CAIR also asked that Americans of all faiths contact Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani and urge him to drop King and commentator Daniel Pipes as campaign advisors because of their extremist and Islamophobic views and comments.

Someone has to register under the name The Andrew "Don't tase me, bro" Meyer. Who will it be?

re: #8 Canadian Guy

Funny

Note to banned trolls: every time I open registration you try to sneak back in with new accounts. Don’t you have anything better to do with your lives? You will be caught, and banned again, no matter how many times you do this.

The obsessed are so pathetic.

re: #6 ted

re: #4 coquimbojoe

We need fresh meat!

We got some.
Mapes+ Rather.

That stuff is fun, but old and smelly! But who doesn't like leftovers!?!

New lizard here. Got registered a few months back. I was web surfing one night a few months ago and BAM! Open registration! You have to not look for it in order to get in. Weird.

re: #10 Sharmuta
Are you there? Been trying to answer your question from yesterday...

re: #13 coquimbojoe

I saw that- thank you. It is beautiful.

re: #12 Sheba

New lizard here. Got registered a few months back. I was web surfing one night a few months ago and BAM! Open registration! You have to not look for it in order to get in. Weird.

Welcome aboard

Hey...at last, I'm in!
I'm a Lizard!

re: #16 DesertSage

Welcome, hatchling.

re: #14 Sharmuta

Southern Chile is drop dead gorgeous. I will stop cyber stalking you now! But, I might have one more listen to the super clean version of Hollaback Girl...

multiple banned posters...yo yos

Welcome New Lizards!

Play nice, and remember- you answer to Charles.

Al Qaeda urges attacks on Darfur force..and a dinnerjackets going to talk about this subject while his buddies at the UN do their usual nothing...it's a farce now..lefties love to mention Darfur like it's Bush's fault the muslims are fighting themselves there too! The whole world's crazy. Welcome to hatchlings lol!

re: #16 DesertSage

Hey...at last, I'm in!
I'm a Lizard!

No, the thorazine just wore off. Please keep posting.

Welcome, DesertSage and everyone else that is new! Patience is a virtue. :D

As in any story, the punchline is saved for last:

ISLAM LEAFLET SCHOOL BUST

September 19, 2007 -- A Queens teen was arrested yesterday after placing fliers in his teachers' mailboxes asking them to convert to Islam - then made threats once he was caught, authorities said.

Yaseen Chowdhury, 17, of Woodside, wrote the fliers himself and put them in the mailboxes at the Renaissance Charter School in Jackson Heights, sources said.

When confronted there about the fliers, he made unspecified verbal threats, according to the sources.

Chowdhury was charged with aggravated harassment as a hate crime.

A Department of Education spokesman did not return a call seeking comment.

The student's religion was not immediately known.

Yeah, I'm stumped.

re: #18 coquimbojoe

Heehee.

Oh, I forgot - welcome new lizards!

I've been had! Damn my Dan Rather-like trusting nature!

During dinner, my steak looked at me and said, "Don't taste me, bro!"

re: #20 Sharmuta

Forgot what a great song that was...

re: #20 Sharmuta

Welcome New Lizards!

Play nice, and remember- you answer to Charles.

Actually, Charles stepped out for a minute and put me in charge.

Alright, newbies. Drop and give me fifty.

re: #28 princetrumpet

During dinner, my steak looked at me and said, "Don't taste me, bro!"

BRICK!

Newbie myself and it shows. How the hey do I get my nic back in the black? Thanks.

Welcome to all new hatchlings! Please wait in the main hall, then we'll go inside, you'll meet the Lizard master and you can pick up your Zionist checks on the way out.

Woo Hoo!
Long time lurker, first time hatcher!

WELCOME HATCHLINGS!

If you're a female lizardoid, you can may grow up to be a

Infidel Warrior Babe

Looks like I made it! Lurking and enjoying for a long time. Finally found an open registration! Thanks for all of your hard work.

Free O. J. !

re: #16 DesertSage

Is it as good as the first time? :-)

Ah, at last ... A fully registered member of the Lizardoid Army! Fever-swamp, nutter moonbats beware ... bwhahahaha

On a lighter note, one really has to ask what sort of "welcome" Mahmoud "I'm-A-Dinner-Jacket" was expecting from America? Was he expecting the same sort of response the basiji and mullahocracy gives him in Teheran? Personally, I think while he's here, Israel ought to make a couple "fly-bys" to finish the job they started in Syria. I think that would show him how welcome he is in this world.

You're not down on all trolls, are you Charles?

~Norsk Troll

re: #32 vagabond trader

Newbie myself and it shows. How the hey do I get my nic back in the black? Thanks.

start a petition...make an appointment with Sage...comb your hair...

re: #16 DesertSage

Wow DesertSage!

You just registered and already have 10,969 comments in less than 10 minutes? That must be a record.
;)

Im already a member. When I see that Registration open it makes me all warm and fuzzy all over again. Welcome new Thin Lizzyaroids. :)

re: #37 ted

Free O. J. !

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is Chewbacca..."

re: #41 albusteve

Now, that's funny.

re: #12 Sheba

New lizard here. Got registered a few months back. I was web surfing one night a few months ago and BAM! Open registration! You have to not look for it in order to get in. Weird.

I'd say 'Welcome Aboard,' but I've been registered for a couple months now and never posted. (Yes, I am now no longer a virgin.)

It seemed that registration was never open when I wafted through here. Now this is the third time I've recently popped in during the Blue Moon... I mean, Open Registration.

It's also the first time I've taken a good look at the new comment updating system. Very slick.

I wonder if the Evil Overlord himself has any kind of a link to a primer on how he does that. (I'm not AJAX-conversant.)

re: #30 Noam Sayin'

re: #20 Sharmuta

Welcome New Lizards!

Play nice, and remember- you answer to Charles.

Actually, Charles stepped out for a minute and put me in charge.

Alright, newbies. Drop and give me fifty.

He told me that I was in charge, Noam...!

What's going on here, anyways?

Let me see that document from Charles again, Noam...

~Norsk Troll

re: #30 Noam Sayin'

Your sock puppet still owes me, so get the 50 from him. ;)

re: #45 Noam Sayin'

re: #41 albusteve

Now, that's funny.

you earn your first scale when you figure out that mystery...

#42 Irene NYC

He was very enthusiastic. :)

Ok, what is it with the 50s numbers, Charles? Is that an intentional cut-off number?

The new kids are out...how many are trolls?

How many can handle their own in the midst of the Lizard Army?

How many will live on to post, and how many will be crushed under the giant webbed foot of the Big Giant Lizardhead?

Let the carnage fly! Fly, I say!

...Oh, welcome aboard, new lizard hatchlings!

re: #39 MrAndMrsSmith

Personally, I think while he's here, Israel ought to make a couple "fly-bys" to finish the job they started in Syria. I think that would show him how welcome he is in this world.

Yeah, close enough to give him a new haircut :)

I'm in, bro!

Its hard to be a noob sometimes...the other night the infamous Gordon drifted by...I dove under the desk to watch the shit fly...I peeked out and he said something I didnt like..I screwed up my courage and wrote a half assed reply to him...I wound up a big roundhouse and when I hit the send button I smacked another Lizard right in the chops!...I was so embarassed!...talk about swing and a miss...

Mmmm...hatchlings...

ALL RIGHT...I'M FINALLY IN!

I love LGF

re: #58 WrathofG-d

ALL RIGHT...I'M FINALLY IN!

I love LGF

deja vu all over again...

I just know there has to be some fresh Bottomfeeders in this crop somewhere.

(self: break out bare hook and lightweight tackle)

[Link: www.ny1.com...]

If you haven't yet, weigh in on the poll on Ahmedinejad speaking at Columbia.

So now that I am finally in...

Is this really all LGF is about?

/feels like Prom

re: #16 DesertSage

DesertSage,

Haven't I seen you elsewhere, JihadWatch maybe?

re: #62 WrathofG-d

So now that I am finally in...

Is this really all LGF is about?

/feels like Prom

It takes time. Be proud that you have been admitted as one of the chosen.

re: #62 WrathofG-d

Welcome, newbie!

re: #37 ted

/At 2 for $5.98 at Stop and Shop? It's going to cost you big-time to serve all of us.

re: #65 NY Nana

Thanks. I'm just so happy to be hear.

re: #42 Irene NYC

Sage is a fast typer.

re: #67 WrathofG-d

Watch out for Sharmuta..who is The Bomb™!

_{[Essertday Agesay is going to get me!]}

Hey gang,

Long time lurker, finally admitted last week...YAY ME!

How about we tell dinnerjacket that he no longer has landing privileges in the US?...Long flight back over the Atlantic...

BL

ooops!

Wrong thread...

BL ...out

RE: ACK @ NY

Why not just organize a protest against the shmuck?

(1) It is the American way
(2) If its too unsafe for the guy...

Welcome newbies!

A little present for ya ;)

All European Life Died In Auschwitz

By Sebastian Villar Rodriguez - Spanish Writer, September 23, 2005.

I walked down the street in Barcelona, and suddenly discovered a terrible truth – Europe died in Auschwitz.

We killed six million Jews and replaced them with 20 million Muslims.
.
In Auschwitz we burned a culture, thought, creativity, talent. We destroyed the chosen people, truly chosen, because they produced great and wonderful people who changed the world.
.
The contribution of this people is felt in all areas of life: science, art, international trade, and above all, as the conscience of the world. These are the people we burned.
.
And under the pretence of tolerance, and because we wanted to prove to ourselves that we were cured of the disease of racism, we opened our gates to 20 million Muslims, who brought us stupidity and ignorance, religious extremism and lack of tolerance, crime and poverty due to an unwillingness to work and support their families with pride.
.
They have turned our beautiful Spanish cities into the third world, drowning in filth and crime.

Shut up in the apartments they receive free from the government, they plan the murder and destruction of their naive hosts.
.
And thus, in our misery, we have exchanged culture for fanatical hatred, creative skill for destructive skill, intelligence for backwardness and superstition.
.
We have exchanged the pursuit of peace of the Jews of Europe and their talent for hoping for a better future for their children, their determined clinging to life because life is holy, for those who pursue death, for people consumed by the desire for death for themselves and others, for our children and theirs.
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What a terrible mistake was made by miserable Europe.
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* This is a summary of an article recently printed in a Spanish newspaper, but it applies to most countries of western Europe.

I have a suggestion, Charles. In addition to the number of new hatchlings, why not also add the number of banned trolls who attempt to register again?

Heh...who's a sock puppet?

Come on now...we will figure it out eventually...

re: #74 Macker

I have a suggestion, Charles. In addition to the number of new hatchlings, why not also add the number of banned trolls who attempt to register again?

Now that would be a good idea...

re: #63 USBeast

re: #16 DesertSage

DesertSage,

Haven't I seen you elsewhere, JihadWatch maybe?

I'm not positive, but I think DesertSage may comment at HA and/or MM on occasion.

I comment on those blogs, but use different names.

How about a hate-mail section.

You know Charles gets it all the time, and only posts the real crazy ones...

But a regular thing, plus where they're e-mailing from could be quite entertaining...

re: #78 Capt_Faust

How about a hate-mail section.

You know Charles gets it all the time, and only posts the real crazy ones...

But a regular thing, plus where they're e-mailing from could be quite entertaining...

Bizarre hate mail is often good for a chuckle. Sometimes it is just tiring.

re: #10 Sharmuta

Note to banned trolls: every time I open registration you try to sneak back in with new accounts. Don’t you have anything better to do with your lives? You will be caught, and banned again, no matter how many times you do this.

The obsessed are so pathetic.

Obsession is patriotic

/

www.aishfiles.com/zvi/WN-S-EYKippur.swf

hatchling hummm tastes good with mint sauce

troll meat foul what ever you do with it

Troll Meat lo Kasher

re: #81 WrathofG-d

G'mar Hatima Tova!

re: #84 NY Nana

todah gam at!

Anybody else having trouble viewing the comments in the Rather thread. I've cleared my cache & refreshed three times, then rebooted, cleared cache and refreshed.

I can see these comments just fine.

re: #85 WrathofG-d

Ani lo medaberet Ivrit ! :)

(The same to you? Toda raba!)

This had me ROTFL...

re: #83 WrathofG-d

troll shecket mit a brocka

re: #88 yochanan

Uh, what's the bracha? I don't think troll meat is kosher, either!

Gmar Hatima Tova

re: #16 DesertSage

if you can blink your eyes you might be a lizard!

re: #28 princetrumpet

During dinner, my steak looked at me and said, "Don't taste me, bro!"

Yeah? I was cooking turkey tonight when it looked at me and said "...

Oh never mind. It was too easy.

( Anyone can guess what the turkey said get on "comment vote" from me. B-) )

Ahh! I remember the moment when I became a newly born lizard.

A primal scream echoed into the night:

I'mmm Allliiive! I'mmm Allliiive! Mwuhaha! Mwuhaha!

UPDATE at 9/20/07 5:56:02 pm:

Now closed, with 55 hatchlings in 15 minutes.

Ha! It finally hit me what the stench is when a troll rears it's ugly head...ROTTEN EGGS!

re: #91 yitzy

re: #28 princetrumpet

During dinner, my steak looked at me and said, "Don't taste me, bro!"

Yeah? I was cooking turkey tonight when it looked at me and said "...

Oh never mind. It was too easy.

( Anyone can guess what the turkey said get on "comment vote" from me. B-) )

Uhh...don't baste me bro?

Yes, I'm an attention whore.

re: #61 yenta-fada

I can't believe how many voted yes.

Hi all, glad to be here. I am a long-time participant of numerous web boards focusing on the middle east, but have only lurked here for some time. Part of the reason, and not to start complaining on day 1, is the format is difficult. I much prefer the standard forum format, rather than the straight-down format here, but whatever.

As a side note, for those who wish to turn the tables, and hammer the heads of various a$$holes at some deserving boards, you are all welcome to join and give the muslim terrorists and their lowlife apologists some words of friendship, at:

www.shiachat.com
[Link: www.politicsforum.org...]
[Link: www.israelforum.com...] ("newsguy" is a complete ****, flame him if you have the opportunity)

I chose these sites as they are especially deserving of your attention. For those who are already familiar with those dreadful sites, yes I am the same "rhodescholar" from them...

re: #94 Cobra

re: #91 yitzy

re: #28 princetrumpet

During dinner, my steak looked at me and said, "Don't taste me, bro!"

Yeah? I was cooking turkey tonight when it looked at me and said "...Oh never mind. It was too easy.
( Anyone can guess what the turkey said get on "comment vote" from me. B-) )

Uhh...don't baste me bro?
Yes, I'm an attention whore.

I bought some glue for my kids craft box and it said to me: "Don't paste me, Bro" (actually is said: "Don't paste me, mate" - I'm from the land down under where we don't say Bro, we say Mate, or more correctly: Maaate).

But just a quick welcome to the new Lizardoids and the trolls. I don't mind the odd troll because it reinforces how lucky I am and saves me from going to the LLL hate sites.
:-)

I want to warmly welcome all you new lizards. May you grow thick scales because some people can be a tough bunch..but that makes us tougher.

Charles is master, no one else is..so bear that in mind...that is ultimately WHO you answer to.

If you are from stalker blogs, we'll figure you out :) .

/evil grin

re: #55 Don't Tase Me, Bro

I'm in, bro!

haha Don't tase me bro is the bumper sticker that Bill O'reilly is selling on his site.

Too funny.

Has anyone seen that Dubai is poised to by NASDAQ? That really freaks me out, and GW is not strongly against it. I always thought the Japanese were going to take over all of the American business...Turns out it is the Kingdom of Dubai.
Wonder if our kids are going to have to learn to speak it.

re: #90 lookingup

re: #16 DesertSage

if you can blink your eyes you might be a lizard!

If you can LICK your eyes, you ARE a lizard! :^D

(Anyone remember that old Geiko commercial? :-)

That should be Buy...not by. to late when I noticed it.

re: #100 Lakedog66

Has anyone seen that Dubai is poised to by NASDAQ? That really freaks me out, and GW is not strongly against it. I always thought the Japanese were going to take over all of the American business...Turns out it is the Kingdom of Dubai.
Wonder if our kids are going to have to learn to speak it.

The likelihood of Dubai taking over all American business in the present is about the same as Japan doing so back in the day. In other words, don't lose a lot of sleep over it...

Another Gift for the Newbies!

A better Response to 9/11

After the Cossacks routed the Turkish Army in 1667, the Sultan wrote them, demanding their surrender:

"As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the Sun and Moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians—I command you, the Zaporozhian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks."

...so many thoughts, so few characters left. Here is best comeback- ever:

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with his naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding Christian pigs. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; For this, kiss our arse!

Finally made it in! And I actually have pet lizards...

Welcome aboard new lizards! enjoy the reprieve while you have it, trolls.

twombley

I feel all warm and fuzzy being a lizard, even though I don't post much. Welcome to other warm-and-fuzzoids.

re: #83 WrathofG-d

Troll Meat lo Kasher

LOL, you still here?

Gmar chatimah tovah.

Charles, I love you.

I haven't told you that in a while.

re: #109 zulubaby

Hi zulubaby! Good to see tell him:-)

*Whew*

I hadn't been banned yet..

re: #94 Cobra

re: #91 yitzy

re: #28 princetrumpet

During dinner, my steak looked at me and said, "Don't taste me, bro!"

Yeah? I was cooking turkey tonight when it looked at me and said "...Oh never mind. It was too easy.

( Anyone can guess what the turkey said get on "comment vote" from me. B-) )

Uhh...don't baste me bro?

Yes, I'm an attention whore.

So I'm walking down the street one evening, minding my own business, and I see a few suspicious-types lurking outside a little jewelry shop. Now, I really didn't think too much of it until I started to walk away and heard the little store bellow out...

Don't case me, bros!

/reaching

Welcome all baby lizards!

And dont forget the lounge ofcourse, where you get to spend time in a time warp.

re: #11 coquimbojoe

re: #6 ted

re: #4 coquimbojoe

We need fresh meat!

We got some.
Mapes+ Rather.

That stuff is fun, but old and smelly! But who doesn't like leftovers!?!

Turkey always tastes better the day after Thanksgiving.

re: #16 DesertSage

Hey...at last, I'm in!
I'm a Lizard!

Wear your scales and claws proudly!

What did the construction paper say to the 1st grader?
"Don't paste me, bro!"

Sorry about that

You like me! You really like me! (sniff, sniff!)

~~JD~~