Love it!

perfect

thank you charles.

I liked former mayor Ed Kochs idea. Ask for a group of Jewish police officers, all volunteers, to provide security for President's Tom's visit.

Nail bomb explodes in Liverpool

Nail bomb explodes in Liverpool

Staff and agencies
Friday September 21, 2007
Guardian Unlimited

A nail bomb exploded today inside a car belonging to a teacher at a leading Liverpool school, police said.

The explosion, shortly before 3pm, seriously damaged the vehicle parked outside St Edward's College, a private Catholic school in West Derby. No one was injured in the blast.

Speaking outside the school, Superintendent Ian Pilling from Merseyside Police said the explosion appeared to have been timed to coincide with the end of the school day.

[Link: www.guardian.co.uk...]

How many seconds would Bush last in Mecca...just out of curiosity?

Nail bomb goes off by a London college

Device detonates outside a college
Society 9/21/2007 8:51:00 PM

(Reopens) LONDON -- Later, Police described the device as a "nail bomb." The schools was evacuated immediately after the bomb went off, the spokesman said. (end) he.ajs KUNA 212051 Sep 07NNN

C&F top themselves!

Top notch as usual from Cox & Forkum

Go! NYPD! GO!

Great cartoon. I got yer violation right here!

NYPD -- just do it.

re: #8 g3n3r1c

Nail bomb goes off by a London college

Device detonates outside a college
Society 9/21/2007 8:51:00 PM

(Reopens) LONDON -- Later, Police described the device as a "nail bomb." The schools was evacuated immediately after the bomb went off, the spokesman said. (end) he.ajs KUNA 212051 Sep 07NNN

Almost a tie see #6

Why is DinnerJacket so tall?

When I saw Violations (1), I'm embarrassed to admit this but I clicked on this thinking it was some new feature instead of the next thread. Like a running count of deletions. This is what I get for staying up last night on LGF.

Pretty darn funny...

I don't have any problem with President Ahminenutjob visiting Ground Zero, or Columbia University, or anywhere else where he won't find any national security interests.

Maybe he might learn something himself.

And why are we so afraid of this guy? He may want to destroy this nation, but he doesn't have the power to do so, and he's not going to get the power by visiting ground zero or Columbia University.

Saying "no" to him on such symbolic issues shows fear and weakness, not confidence and strength.

I can't imagine Ahmadinejad will try to force his way onto the site. The public outcry would burst his eardrums.

re: #8 g3n3r1c

Nail bomb goes off by a London college

Device detonates outside a college
Society 9/21/2007 8:51:00 PM

(Reopens) LONDON -- Later, Police described the device as a "nail bomb." The schools was evacuated immediately after the bomb went off, the spokesman said. (end) he.ajs KUNA 212051 Sep 07NNN

The Amish again?

re: #7 purplemonkeydishwasher

How many seconds would Bush last in Mecca...just out of curiosity?

Depends on how many divisions he goes in with.

Cox and Forkum are the best!

re: #19 Syrah

im thinkin its a possiblity

Gah.

re: #19 Syrah

Chelsea fans pissed off about losing their coach...

Please let everyone be OK.

LONDON -- The Police said the device went off at around 13.50 GMT. Nobody was hurt in the explosion, the spokesman for the police force said.
The spokesman said "what caused the explosion and the reasons behind it we are investigating." "Nobody has been injured and there has been no collateral damage," he said. (pick up previous) he.ajs KUNA 212045 Sep 07NNN

re: #22 g3n3r1c

Maybe a prelude to "The Perfect Day"?

re: #17 Gordon

Afraid?

It's not fear, it's fury. The thought of this quintessential islamofascist (I use the term advisedly and not in ignorance) at Ground Zero is obscene.

OH WOW! NODROG!

Every cop in NY now has that in his locker and in his house. Good.

LONDON, Sept 21 (KUNA) -- An explosive device detonated underneath a car outside St Edwards College in Liverpool, northern England, a Police spokesman said this evening. (more) he.ajs KUNA 212031 Sep 07NNN

re: #17 Gordon

There is power in symbol.

Let's say your family was killed by a drunk driver, and you set a small white cross at the site as a memorial.

Now imagine that the maker of Behind the Wheel liquors wanted to feature your small white cross in an advertisement. Would that disturb you?

That's great. I haven't been watching the news, just got off work, so I don't know the latest on whether or not the little bastard is going to go to ground zero? Please say he isn't.

in related news to the nail bomb?
Man dies in hotel plunge
Military and Security 9/21/2007 4:48:00 PM

LONDON, Sept 21 (KUNA) -- A man plunged to his death from the 19th floor of a fashionable hotel in central London Friday after a three-hour stand-off, police said.
Police negotiators were unable to prevent the man, in his 20s, falling from the Hilton Hotel, in Park Lane.
Emergency services were called to the hotel to reports of a man standing on a ledge early this morning.
Paramedics attended the man when he landed on the flat roof of a second-floor building.
A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said he was pronounced dead a short time later. A post-mortem examination will take place later today.
She added that negotiators spoke to the man from an adjacent balcony and through the room door prior to his fall. They did not enter the hotel room.
A cordon was set up around the scene of the incident, but Park Lane remained open to traffic.
No details of the mans identity or the reason for his fall have been given by the police. (end) he.tg KUNA 211648 Sep 07NNN

re: #17 Gordon

Saying no to him says, back off creep. This is OUR land, get off. And stop threatening our friends. You are NOT free to tramp in MY house.

lgf: lair of the Nodrog

re: #17 Gordon

We're not afraid, we're offended and not going to put up with the dwarf laughing up his sleeve when he gets home and tells the Muslim world what the wreaths were for- All 19 of them.

I like the idea proposed in an earlier thread. Is anybody working on the "baconing"?

who's on first, awficer?

Gordon!

re: #17 Gordon

Wrong Gordon. His regime is built on coercion. Such regimes are brittle. We should give him nothing, no respect, no tours, no airtime.

re: Other Les

the 101st Airborne, the 82nd Airborne, The Green Berets, Charles Martel, the residents of an Insane asylum, and the four horsemen of the Apocalypse

Dare to dream!

re: #17 Gordon

I don't have any problem with President Ahminenutjob visiting Ground Zero, or Columbia University, or anywhere else where he won't find any national security interests.

Like I said yesterday, forgetting Mahmoud is a homicidal megalomaniac seeking nuclear weapons to destroy Israel, and is probably indirectly responsible for American soldiers being killed with weapons coming from Iran, have you forgotten this asshole paraded around American citizens held captive for 444 days in his younger day?

And now, at a national monument, you want to invite him over for tea?

Just about when I begin to like you, some comment with your nic pops up that makes me want to knock your block off for ignorance.

I can only hope that this story plays out like the Cox and Forkum cartoon.

If it was my choice. He wouldn't be able to enter the airspace of The United States of America. Much less visit Ground Zero.

Iran Increases F14 Traveling Distance

TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- Commander of the Islamic Republic of Iran's air force said that his troops have succeeded in increasing the traveling distance of the US F14 fighter jets to 14,000 miles.

Why would they want to fly that far. Huuummm I wonder.

HOLY CRAP ITS GORDON!

Maybe he might learn something himself.

[V-8 forehead slap] why OF COURSE... if Mahmoud would just visit Ground Zero while we all sing "Give Peace in Chance", in three-part harmony, with feelin'... then maybe, just maybe, he'd realize that islamofascism is just plain wrong, goshdarnit!

Gordon, you're a genius. Have I ever told you that?

re: #17 Gordon

The Gordon? Wow, a blast from the past. You're right maybe we should let him go to Disney World, or perhaps visit the US capitol...

Saying "no" to him on such symbolic issues shows fear and weakness, not confidence and strength.

...er, no, saying no to him on symbolic issues signals that we will say 'no' on bigger issues. Why, give him the voyeuristic pleasure anyways?

Fred! says no too. I wanted to hear that.

re: #42 purplemonkeydishwasher

re: Other Les

the 101st Airborne, the 82nd Airborne, The Green Berets, Charles Martel, the residents of an Insane asylum, and the four horsemen of the Apocalypse

Dare to dream!

Gotta have some armored units. Nothing opens a door like a 120mm smoothbore cannon.

re: #17 Gordon
Let's let him pose for photos behind the desk in the oval office. Maybe he could go to Arlington cemetery and dance on top of the graves of the marine who died in the Kobar towers.

re: #37 Spenser (with an S)

Exactly.

This thread is made for showing this Photoshopped version (found at FR a few months ago) of this photo.

re: #46 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

HOLY CRAP ITS GORDON!

Ok now can I use a mom's basement remark with out getting creamed. I mean Gordon is legitimate target?

/just asking.

re: #17 Gordon

This man is supplying arms and weapons that are bieng used to kill our soldiers in Iraq. He sending his Quds forces into Iraq to train insurgents. He is backing Sadr and his militia to kill our soldiers. In a previous generation as soon as he stepped foot on American soil he would be taken prisoner. Can you imagine Hitler getting a guided tour of London by Churchill at the height of the blitz? Or maybe Hirohito touring Hollywood after Pearl Harbor.
It is a slap in the face of our military, again.

re: #54 SeafoodGumbo

This thread is made for showing this Photoshopped version (found at FR a few months ago) of this photo.

Nice

re: #49 Crimsonfisted

Fred! says no too. I wanted to hear that.

Did you have any doubt?

Trust Fred!

re: #54 SeafoodGumbo

EXCELLENT!

re: #54 SeafoodGumbo

This thread is made for showing this Photoshopped version (found at FR a few months ago) of this photo.

That's hilarious. I mean, the p-shopped one is mildly humorous, but the real one -- that is real, right? -- is a gut-buster.

WRT dinner jacket in NYC ground zero, I feel that any pictures or film of him there would be harmful to us because they would show up in the Islam media as "the conquering hero" or we let them have it and they love it... see!
Screw him!

KABUL, Afghanistan - A top American commander on Friday accused Iran of supplying powerful roadside bombs to militants in Afghanistan and said the U.S. would "act decisively" if the cross-border flow continues.

Sure we will.

Well drawn... Ahmanijihad looks like a little DOG, standing on his witty bitty hind legs...

And why are we so afraid of this guy?

Poor choice of words in this forum. Given the opportunity, I'd bet there are only a handful here that wouldn't like to kidnap the POS for the next 444 days. As step 1. The next step would be the building of a barracks for him to sleep in. Step 3. Boom!

re: #51 Killgore Trout

Oh.

That last one really hit me in the gut. I actually saw red.

Wow.

re: #54 SeafoodGumbo

LOL. I like that...Mahmoud Lilliputian.

Anybody besides me getting a whiff of moral relativism wafting about? Started right about, say aisle 17?

re: #17 Gordon

I don't have any problem with President Ahminenutjob visiting Ground Zero, or Columbia University, or anywhere else where he won't find any national security interests.

Maybe he might learn something himself.

And why are we so afraid of this guy? He may want to destroy this nation, but he doesn't have the power to do so, and he's not going to get the power by visiting ground zero or Columbia University.

Saying "no" to him on such symbolic issues shows fear and weakness, not confidence and strength.

how do you know that?

re: #51 Killgore Trout

re: #17 Gordon
Let's let him pose for photos behind the desk in the oval office. Maybe he could go to Arlington cemetery and dance on top of the graves of the marine who died in the Kobar towers.

Let's let him pose for photos behind the desk in the oval office. Maybe he could go to Arlington cemetery and dance on top of the graves of the marine who died in the Kobar towers.

And don't forget the US Holocaust Memorial Museum. I'm sure Mahmoud would be happy to pose for a photo, maybe giving the museum the finger, or holding up a sign saying "Let's Do It Again!". Think of the incredibly powerful symbolism that would be demonstrated by our lack of fear of him doing this. Or something like that.

Like most others here,I too am offended on a deeply profound level at Achmad-din-jihads request.I think that he would only use it for propaganda purposes upon his return to Iran,a thing to be exploited in the war that has existed between the USA and Iran since 1979.I personally believe that he should not be allowed to remain in the country any longer than it takes his motorcade to drive from the JFK Airport to the UN for his anti-US rant and back.The man is the leader of the foremost sponser of terrorist activity on the planet,much of it directed at the US,and some of it beyond question (by any with a fuctioning brain) directed at US Service Personel in Iraq. He is fortunate that the UN Treaty forces us to allow him into the country at all.(Another reason to ship the UN off to some far more deserving place such as Zimbabwe).

re: #50 The Other Les

Reminding me of Sam Kinison in "Back to School"

"Good answer! I like the way you think! I'll be watching you"

re: #58 AmeriDan

No, but my soul needed to hear it said out loud. With strength and conviction. By someone who has a good chance of making things like that actually happen.

Me: Excuse me officer, you have a bug on your shoe.

Officer: No worries, it's just Dinnerjacket.

re: #56 Just_A_Grunt

re: #17 Gordon

This man is supplying arms and weapons that are bieng used to kill our soldiers in Iraq. He sending his Quds forces into Iraq to train insurgents. He is backing Sadr and his militia to kill our soldiers. In a previous generation as soon as he stepped foot on American soil he would be taken prisoner. Can you imagine Hitler getting a guided tour of London by Churchill at the height of the blitz? Or maybe Hirohito touring Hollywood after Pearl Harbor.
It is a slap in the face of our military, again.

Right on. Gordon, you've been gone for so long, your fame derives from being softheaded in your comments.

re: #64 EC Marm

And why are we so afraid of this guy?

Poor choice of words in this forum. Given the opportunity, I'd bet there are only a handful here that wouldn't like to kidnap the POS for the next 444 days. As step 1. The next step would be the building of a barracks for him to sleep in. Step 3. Boom!

That only works when Jimmy Carter is President.

TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- Commander of the Islamic Republic of Iran's air force said that his troops have succeeded in increasing the traveling distance of the US F14 fighter jets to 14,000 miles.

Do they honestly believe their own blustering crap?

Let's imagine for a second that they wouldn't be shot down two minutes after leaving Iranian airspace. After 14,000 miles what exactly, pray tell, are they going to do?

re: #17 Gordon

I'd say "no" to this twerp for the same reason I wouldn't let a dog hump my leg.

1. The dog is only interested in it's own gratification.

2. It makes my leg feel cheapened and used.

The little evil lawn gnome is going to spout off his anti-Jooo crap at every opportunity, and you know it.

I know quiet a few Marines who would like to have words with any Iranian leader about the Beirut Embassy.

i got banned!
(first time)

Bombard President Bush's office with emails.

President: comments@whitehouse.gov.

Vice President Richard Cheney: vice_president@whitehouse.gov

Even if he does nothing, the GOP presidential candidates will hear of it and know beyond a doubt where we stand.

This visit is pure PR to suppress the pending revolution in Iran. 70% of the country hate Dinnerjerk and he's going to use this to show those people that America cannot stop him. And neither can they.

Well I see that Gore-Do still hasn't learned and thing.

hey fool go away.

re: #66 goodbye_natalie

re: #54 SeafoodGumbo

LOL. I like that...Mahmoud Lilliputian.

Hehe. The photo was titled "lilamad."

re: #76 Spiritualized

TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- Commander of the Islamic Republic of Iran's air force said that his troops have succeeded in increasing the traveling distance of the US F14 fighter jets to 14,000 miles.

Do they honestly believe their own blustering crap?

Let's imagine for a second that they wouldn't be shot down two minutes after leaving Iranian airspace. After 14,000 miles what exactly, pray tell, are they going to do?

Saber rattling with a very tiny saber. If you know what I mean. After 14k miles they can fly low and seethe out the window.

Just like the little one in N Korea, dinner jacket is thumbing his nose at America to build up his "street cred". He is trying to prove that Iran and by extension himself is just as powerful as the 'Great Satan". They make our politicians bow to them and enforce their dress code on them thereby proving their power. He is driven by one heck of an ego and he wants to be the big dog of the caliphate. He is the puppet master and every time we allow him to come here and get up and poke his finger in his eye he gains even more prestige in the Muslim world.
Our government sucks at this whole psyops thing.

that's about as "cute" as ahmanutjob will ever look

re: #76 Spiritualized

TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- Commander of the Islamic Republic of Iran's air force said that his troops have succeeded in increasing the traveling distance of the US F14 fighter jets to 14,000 miles.

Do they honestly believe their own blustering crap?

Let's imagine for a second that they wouldn't be shot down two minutes after leaving Iranian airspace. After 14,000 miles what exactly, pray tell, are they going to do?

with a little luck plummet screaming into the ocean

let him on the streets...then stop him and shake him down...make him produce some ID...cuff him and make him sit on the curb with his legs crossed while the whole thing is 'sorted out'...give him an 'I Love NYC' tee shirt...put it all over the net...baked

re: #17 Gordon

Which reminds me... Know anybody that died (or lived through) the barracks bombing? I do.

There's no such thing as a free lunch, sir.

He's getting no ink or footage if it's up to me whilst he's here. If he could be put on a leash that effectively kept him at Turtle Bay, that's the only traction he'd get. SO... knock off the moral equivalence. It's transparent.

We need some new Muhammed cartoons.

According to Wiki, the F14's combat radius is 575 miles, ferry range is 1,840 miles. And the Iranians expect us to believe they've magically increased this to 10,000 miles? What, are these solar-powered F-14s?

Gordon
I don't have any problem with President Ahminenutjob visiting Ground Zero, or Columbia University, or anywhere else where he won't find any national security interests.

Maybe he might learn something himself.

And why are we so afraid of this guy? He may want to destroy this nation, but he doesn't have the power to do so, and he's not going to get the power by visiting ground zero or Columbia University.

Saying "no" to him on such symbolic issues shows fear and weakness, not confidence and strength.

AFRAID? It's not afraid...It's like hogshit. Im not afraid of it. I just don't want it on me

re: #89 Le_Patriot

We need some new Muhammed cartoons.

He has been a pig, a dog, on a stick. What's left?

Yes gore-do, spoken like a typical LIB...

There is no such thing as BAD people.

re: #72 Crimsonfisted

re: #58 AmeriDan

No, but my soul needed to hear it said out loud. With strength and conviction. By someone who has a good chance of making things like that actually happen.

Well said. I know the feeling.

re: #76 Spiritualized

TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- Commander of the Islamic Republic of Iran's air force said that his troops have succeeded in increasing the traveling distance of the US F14 fighter jets to 14,000 miles.

Do they honestly believe their own blustering crap?

Let's imagine for a second that they wouldn't be shot down two minutes after leaving Iranian airspace. After 14,000 miles what exactly, pray tell, are they going to do?

30-year old airplanes held together with duct-tape, now with extra fuel tanks. What could go wrong?

I was amused by their pride in saying their home-grown fighters are "similar to an F-5." Oh, ah, right, wasn't that one obsolete in the U.S. inventory sometime around 1970?

re: #92 rab3

re: #89 Le_Patriot

We need some new Muhammed cartoons.

He has been a pig, a dog, on a stick. What's left?

Ninja Mohammed with kung-fu action grip?

Wesley Clark Implies Troops ‘Bust Down’ Doors And ‘Rough Up’ Women

Transcript:

WESLEY CLARK: But if you didn't have those rules of engagement, like we had in some units at the outset where you just sort of knocked on doors and roughed people up. Well, look, I mean, in America, think of how it would be. I'm from Arkansas, but think of how it would be anywhere in the states, you know? An invading force comes in. They're wearing space helmets.

JON STEWART: You're talking Red Dawn aren't you? Are you talking Red Dawn?

CLARK: Sort of like that. But they're space invaders. They have laser weapons and stuff and bust down your doors and rough up your women and throw you on the ground, really, I mean.

A Hillary supporter.

McCain takes the prize so far on this issue.

re: #80 ciaospirit

Exactly so. There is one person who can stop this right now. Are you listening Mr. President? There is nothing to lose by publicly denying this guy access, and probably a lot to be gained,

How in the hell did Gordon get COMMENT 17?!

re: #60 Cognito

re: #54 SeafoodGumbo

This thread is made for showing this Photoshopped version (found at FR a few months ago) of this photo.

That's hilarious. I mean, the p-shopped one is mildly humorous, but the real one -- that is real, right? -- is a gut-buster.

According to this, he's either 5'2" or 5'4".

re: #98 jamgarr

McCain takes the prize so far on this issue.

Romney has been pretty good.

Rudy is mortified I'm sure.

re: #45 rab3

I suspect that they're off by a factor of ten on their distance. Most American fighters have a combat range of about 1,000 miles (give or take a few hundred depending on weapons load-out, but can go much further with buddy stores and in flight refueling. 15,000 miles would suggest that they've got nothing but fuel on board and have found new and exciting ways to ignore the laws of physics. I call BS.

re: #35 Crimsonfisted

Couldn't agree more.

re: #97 rab3

Must be getting his talking points from John "Seared in my Memory" Kerry

re: #90 Occasional Reader

According to Wiki, the F14's combat radius is 575 miles, ferry range is 1,840 miles. And the Iranians expect us to believe they've magically increased this to 10,000 miles? What, are these solar-powered F-14s?

They would be better off attempting to build something like the Horten XVIII long range bomber.

re: #96 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

re: #92 rab3

re: #89 Le_Patriot

We need some new Muhammed cartoons.

He has been a pig, a dog, on a stick. What's left?

Ninja Mohammed with kung-fu action grip?

Maybe something like if Muhammed and Hillary had a baby. Talk about the shallow end of the gene pool.

re: #90 Occasional Reader
They better bring a diaper!
This lie is similar in scope to the "600 missiles" claim. Iran has more 40 year old F-4's than any other plane (~30) And MAYBE 6 flyable F-14's.

None of which are ready for a sustained engagement.

re: #90 Occasional Reader

According to Wiki, the F14's combat radius is 575 miles, ferry range is 1,840 miles. And the Iranians expect us to believe they've magically increased this to 10,000 miles? What, are these solar-powered F-14s?

I think they've been modifying them w/ their wonderful magic carpets... :)

re: #90 Occasional Reader

According to Wiki, the F14's combat radius is 575 miles, ferry range is 1,840 miles. And the Iranians expect us to believe they've magically increased this to 10,000 miles? What, are these solar-powered F-14s?

It's true but they have a helluva time keeping the extension cord from getting snagged.

re: #45 rab3
Not going to happen, those jets are 30 years old and they don't have any and haven't had any spare parts since the Shah was tossed out. Plus an F-14 can't carry that much fuel no how.

re: #100 Max Darkside

How in the hell did Gordon get COMMENT 17?!

You know the rule about Comment 17.

re: #102 insanity police

Last heard, Rudy was incandescent.

By the way, "Jheka" is continuing to play his sock puppet games. Just banned the seventh one, after another nasty comment.

re: #97 rab3

Wesley Clark Implies Troops ‘Bust Down’ Doors And ‘Rough Up’ Women

Transcript:

WESLEY CLARK: But if you didn't have those rules of engagement, like we had in some units at the outset where you just sort of knocked on doors and roughed people up. Well, look, I mean, in America, think of how it would be. I'm from Arkansas, but think of how it would be anywhere in the states, you know? An invading force comes in. They're wearing space helmets.

JON STEWART: You're talking Red Dawn aren't you? Are you talking Red Dawn?

CLARK: Sort of like that. But they're space invaders. They have laser weapons and stuff and bust down your doors and rough up your women and throw you on the ground, really, I mean.

A Hillary supporter.

I can hear him panting like a dog when he asks this. Was he panting? Was he?

re: #106 The Other Les

There is no propulsion in Islam.

re: #114 Charles

By the way, "Jheka" is continuing to play his sock puppet games. Just banned the seventh one, after another nasty comment.

charles must have 'blog vision' goggles or somethin

re: #101 SeafoodGumbo

re: #60 Cognito

re: #54 SeafoodGumbo

This thread is made for showing this Photoshopped version (found at FR a few months ago) of this photo.

That's hilarious. I mean, the p-shopped one is mildly humorous, but the real one -- that is real, right? -- is a gut-buster.

According to this, he's either 5'2" or 5'4".

LOL.. I'm taller than he is. I'm 5'6! AAA Hahahahahahahahahaha

re: #107 rab3

re: #96 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

re: #92 rab3

re: #89 Le_Patriot

We need some new Muhammed cartoons.

He has been a pig, a dog, on a stick. What's left?

Ninja Mohammed with kung-fu action grip?

Maybe something like if Muhammed and Hillary had a baby. Talk about the shallow end of the gene pool.

___
Pinocchio's nose, lighted bomb fuse on top of head, sword in hand, severed head on floor in front of him, Koran under his arm, change nose on his face to a pig's snout, and give him Satan's horns.
/wish I could draw cartoons : (

Those F14 pilots gonna stink something fierce after that flight; they will need diapers.

Also, I am not sure about this but the fuel for such a flight be of equal volume to the size of the F14 itself. the plane's base configuration calls for a range of 1600NM.

Yes there is air to air refueling but I don't think Iran has any tankers and even if they had them, I doubt their pilots could use them without crashing.

re: #95 Jack Reacher

30-year old airplanes held together with duct-tape, now with extra fuel tanks. What could go wrong?

Hopefully, quite a bit - early and often.

re: #119 Le_Patriot

You been lookin at my screensaver?

By comparison, the B-2 Spirit bomber's range is a trifling 6,500 miles.

Gosh, I'll bet those crafty Iranians have also figured out how to make their 30 year-old F-14s carry a greater payload than the B-2, as well.

re: #17 Gordon

Saying "no" to him on such symbolic issues shows fear and weakness, not confidence and strength.

Symbols can have a powerful resonance and right now there's no more a powerful symbol in this country than Ground Zero. I believe that giving Ahminenutjob access to Ground Zero is a symbolic form of surrender to a man who has made a career of waging war on this country, imprisoning and killing its citizens.

re: #119 Le_Patriot

re: #107 rab3

re: #96 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

re: #92 rab3

re: #89 Le_Patriot

We need some new Muhammed cartoons.

He has been a pig, a dog, on a stick. What's left?

Ninja Mohammed with kung-fu action grip?

Maybe something like if Muhammed and Hillary had a baby. Talk about the shallow end of the gene pool.

___ ___
Pinocchio's nose, lighted bomb fuse on top of head, sword in hand, severed head on floor in front of him, Koran under his arm, change nose on his face to a pig's snout, and give him Satan's horns.
/wish I could draw cartoons : (

Sounds about right. I am sure someone out there can put it together.

re: #117 albusteve

re: #114 Charles

By the way, "Jheka" is continuing to play his sock puppet games. Just banned the seventh one, after another nasty comment.

charles must have 'blog vision' goggles or somethin

I was wondering about the upsurge in deleted comments.

re: #45 rab3

Iran Increases F14 Traveling Distance

TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- Commander of the Islamic Republic of Iran's air force said that his troops have succeeded in increasing the traveling distance of the US F14 fighter jets to 14,000 miles.

Why would they want to fly that far. Huuummm I wonder.

Those jets are powered by the hopes and dreams of little girls and boys, mixed with powdered unicorn horns and suspended in Jimmy Carter's most sentient thoughts.

re: #123 Occasional Reader

Don't doubt Dinnerjacket!

After all, he is an ENGINEER. They have magical powers of calculation. He said so.

All Muslim figures are derived by using Muslim math, whereby any number to be reported is X10. So when you here 60 dead in an attack it is most likely 6. The first number of course is used by Human Rights gorups for their propaganda and the second number is used based upon confirmation of the information.
It would seem all Muslim PR men are graduates of the Baghdad Bob school of journalism.
"The invaders are dying on the walls of Baghdad" Well except we don't have walls around Baghdad and that damn M1 tank is making so much noise in the background that I can't hear myself think.

re: #17 Gordon

hey gordon, i am stil lwaiting for that link to kerry's records you promised.

re: #126 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

re: #117 albusteve

re: #114 Charles

By the way, "Jheka" is continuing to play his sock puppet games. Just banned the seventh one, after another nasty comment.

charles must have 'blog vision' goggles or somethin

I was wondering about the upsurge in deleted comments.

definately Pro Bowl wack-a-mole

re: #115 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

re: #97 rab3

Wesley Clark Implies Troops ‘Bust Down’ Doors And ‘Rough Up’ Women

Transcript:
WESLEY CLARK: But if you didn't have those rules of engagement, like we had in some units at the outset where you just sort of knocked on doors and roughed people up. Well, look, I mean, in America, think of how it would be. I'm from Arkansas, but think of how it would be anywhere in the states, you know? An invading force comes in. They're wearing space helmets.

JON STEWART: You're talking Red Dawn aren't you? Are you talking Red Dawn?

CLARK: Sort of like that. But they're space invaders. They have laser weapons and stuff and bust down your doors and rough up your women and throw you on the ground, really, I mean.

A Hillary supporter.

I can hear him panting like a dog when he asks this. Was he panting? Was he?

no panting, but to borrow from an earlier post, stewart did start humping clarks leg right afterwards..

re: #102 insanity police

Romney has been pretty good

True, true. But McCain's comments made me feel like he'd personally tackle the little shit. Made me feel the same way I did when W called the reporter "a world-class asshole".

re: #17 Gordon

Saying 'yes' to him is indeed a symbolic act. One of submission. Our submission. We have been instructed by Ahmedinejad already to convert or submit. These guys have a protocol, and he has followed it. By having a nice little escort, especially the way Bloomberg wanted to give him, it puts a neon sign in 1000 foot tall letters over our heads saying 'WE SUBMIT'. Maybe these jagoffs at Columbia, and the media, and the Donks, and you want to go ahead and submit, I dunno. Hope the Allahgator eats you last, or something. As for me, and a whole lot of other people,

I. DON'T. THINK. SO.

re: #127 Cognito

re: #45 rab3

Iran Increases F14 Traveling Distance

TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- Commander of the Islamic Republic of Iran's air force said that his troops have succeeded in increasing the traveling distance of the US F14 fighter jets to 14,000 miles.

Why would they want to fly that far. Huuummm I wonder.

Those jets are powered by the hopes and dreams of little girls and boys, mixed with powdered unicorn horns and suspended in Jimmy Carter's most sentient thoughts.

The odd thing is the camel co-pilot.

re: #116 Sifty

re: #106 The Other Les

There is no propulsion in Islam.

I think they import their jet engines from Russia.

re: #129 Just_A_Grunt

It would seem all Muslim PR men are graduates of the Baghdad Bob school of journalism.

The Baghdad Bob and Dan Rather School of Journalism, located here in beautiful, downtown Gaza, where all the people dance with joy and harmony with the rest of the world.

Maybe they believe Allah will keep those F-14's in the air.

re: #103 lawhawk

...and have found new and exciting ways to ignore the laws of physics.

Might I suggest bilocation? Sounds as reasonable to me as dead imams floating out of a well...

I'm interested in seeing what the Dinnerjacket and Hugo Chavez are going to spout next week at the UN...

I'm sure they have some excellent speeches lined up...

#97 rab3
Wesley Clark Implies Troops ‘Bust Down’ Doors And ‘Rough Up’ Women

Transcript:

WESLEY CLARK: But if you didn't have those rules of engagement, like we had in some units at the outset where you just sort of knocked on doors and roughed people up. Well, look, I mean, in America, think of how it would be. I'm from Arkansas, but think of how it would be anywhere in the states, you know? An invading force comes in. They're wearing space helmets.

JON STEWART: You're talking Red Dawn aren't you? Are you talking Red Dawn?

CLARK: Sort of like that. But they're space invaders. They have laser weapons and stuff and bust down your doors and rough up your women and throw you on the ground, really, I mean.

A Hillary supporter.

them ain't wimmin!

re: #138 BrianA

Abu Pan says that if the pilot keeps laughing, the plane will fly forever!

re: #132 Spider Mensch

re: #115 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

re: #97 rab3

Wesley Clark Implies Troops ‘Bust Down’ Doors And ‘Rough Up’ Women

Transcript:
WESLEY CLARK: But if you didn't have those rules of engagement, like we had in some units at the outset where you just sort of knocked on doors and roughed people up. Well, look, I mean, in America, think of how it would be. I'm from Arkansas, but think of how it would be anywhere in the states, you know? An invading force comes in. They're wearing space helmets.JON STEWART: You're talking Red Dawn aren't you? Are you talking Red Dawn?

CLARK: Sort of like that. But they're space invaders. They have laser weapons and stuff and bust down your doors and rough up your women and throw you on the ground, really, I mean.

A Hillary supporter.

I can hear him panting like a dog when he asks this. Was he panting? Was he?

no panting, but to borrow from an earlier post, stewart did start humping clarks leg right afterwards..

Dry humping. Stewart shoots only blanks.

Dan Rather on with Neal Cavuto right now. Still living by the river Nile

If only the NYPD were that blunt.

re: #132 Spider Mensch

ROFL

re: #144 Just_A_Grunt

Dan Rather on with Neal Cavuto right now. Still living by the river Nile

He'd better watch out, it floods once a year.

re: #124 Paul

re: #17 Gordon

Saying "no" to him on such symbolic issues shows fear and weakness, not confidence and strength.

Symbols can have a powerful resonance and right now there's no more a powerful symbol in this country than Ground Zero. I believe that giving Ahminenutjob access to Ground Zero is a symbolic form of surrender to a man who has made a career of waging war on this country, imprisoning and killing its citizens.

Waht you said!

To Nodrog:

As usual you have it exactly backwards. Giving in to Ahmadinejad's theatrics is a sign of fear & weakness. Standing up to a thug and a bully is strength.

Ahmadinejad should never have been allowed into the country the first time. He should have been persona non gratia (sp?) in advance based on his participation in the embassy takeover. No visa to visit the UN.

re: #147 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

re: #144 Just_A_Grunt

Dan Rather on with Neal Cavuto right now. Still living by the river Nile

He'd better watch out, it floods once a year.

if it does he'll simply walk across the surface

Now if they could just get their 14,000 mile F-14s to convert into submarines, like in Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, man, then I'd be really impressed.

re: #132 Spider Mensch
You can tell this sonofabitch was a clintoon general, all pc all the fracking time. Slam the troops, in general prostitute himself for political gain. Very surprised he didn't get himself wounded by friendly fire in Viet Nam. He acts like a Division officer I once had, he'd been to Annapolis so he thought he was better than everyone else. The Captain sat on him very hard for being such an ass. Weasley never had anybody sit on him and it shows.

Speaking of short people.

re: #76 Spiritualized

Maybe if they put it on the back of truck and drove it around for 2 weeks.

What did Iran do with all those planes Saddam parked there?

Anyway, here's some good info on their air force. No mention of the 10,000 mile range, even with refueling. Not even half.
[Link: www.globalsecurity.org...]

The Rogue Jew For President In 08- A Purim Miracle?

Look out Billary and Obama Hussein bin Laden, the Rogue Jew is out to knock both of you the hell out!

On the weekend that the Jewish Holiday Purim begins, I am announcing my VIRTUAL CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

I'm not really running for President, but a friend emailed me a link to a website that allows everyday schmucks like myself to run a virtual campaign for President of the United States of America. I figured, "What the hell!" If idiots like Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton can get elected to the highest post in the land, why can't I do it.

The website is called u4prez.com and it's a hoot.Â

/Run Baby Run.

I basically sent the President this:

You should stop this visit, Mr. President. You owe it to our fallen heroes.

re: #17 Gordon

I don't have any problem with President Ahminenutjob visiting Ground Zero, or Columbia University, or anywhere else where he won't find any national security interests.

Maybe he might learn something himself.

And why are we so afraid of this guy? He may want to destroy this nation, but he doesn't have the power to do so, and he's not going to get the power by visiting ground zero or Columbia University.

Saying "no" to him on such symbolic issues shows fear and weakness, not confidence and strength.

Gordon, I must disagree.

I believe exactly the opposite as to the effect of saying "no." This... "man" has one goal in mind - that's to honor the 19 hijackers who brought down the towers. It's, as the NYPost described, serious chutzpah, but let's think about what it does for his message.

The way I see it, here Dinnerjacket is a supporter and enabler of terrorism. It's been proven time and time again (See Cox and Forkum for a full roundup of known Iranian involvement which has existed for over two years now) that Iran and Dinnerjacket do so. They believe in it. They support it. Now, what would it show but absolute weakness on OUR part if we cave to his desires to see the WTC site?

The whole world knows Iran is involved in the Iraq war, supporting the guys who are killing our troops. Yet here we're allowing him to not only enter the country, which is rather audacious in itself, but to visit what remains of a disaster that his country supported. It's a posturing act on his part to show how he has no fear of the infidel and how much we fear him by letting him do this.

This is an absolute perversion of sanity and justice. It's a perversion of the memories of those who perished in the towers, when we know full well that the attackers were enabled by terrorist funding, which Iran supports.

Someone mentioned the idea of Bush visiting Mecca - he would never be allowed close because infidels are forbidden from coming too close to Mecca itself. There's even exits on the interstates in Saudi Arabia.

No, standing up to this despicable bastard and telling him to kindly go outside and play hide and go f@#$ himself doesn't show any fear - it shows that we're not going to put up with his asinine attempts at disgusting publicity and the politicizing of the deaths from WTC - nay, the violation of their memory so that Dinnerjacket can have an Islamic photo-op.

He should immediately be arrested upon his entrance into American airspace.

re: #141 southernborn

Sounds to me like the General's last piece of cheese has slid off his cracker.

Space aliens! And laser beams! And cool helmets with antennas! And big busty women in prison clothes all oiled up and sweaty! And big rough sweaty Marines kick down the door and chaos ensues!

Sounds like the General has given up on Washington and is auditioning for Hollywood screenwriter.

re: #44 AmeriDan

I can only hope that this story plays out like the Cox and Forkum cartoon.

If it was my choice. He wouldn't be able to enter the airspace of The United States of America. Much less visit Ground Zero.

I wasn't too happy with bush's words on this subject.

Glad the NYPD spoke up. There is just no reason to allow this evil person onto our soil, not with the technology of today with video conferencing.

Every time I see Dinnerjacket the Persian, I this of this.

I have Mohammy as an ice cream cone. would you like to see?

re: #96 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

re: #92 rab3

re: #89 Le_Patriot

We need some new Muhammed cartoons.

He has been a pig, a dog, on a stick. What's left?

Ninja Mohammed with kung-fu action grip?

'Jacket standing on a chair to shake hands.

re: #98 jamgarr Um, how do you figure that?

To all those that say we should let Dinnerjerk come to show how much better we are than he and his ilk, I say we don't have to prove anything to terrorists.

re: #17 Nodrog

How appropriate, comment #17.

re: #148 Kenneth

re: #124 Paul

re: #17 Gordon

Saying "no" to him on such symbolic issues shows fear and weakness, not confidence and strength.

Symbols can have a powerful resonance and right now there's no more a powerful symbol in this country than Ground Zero. I believe that giving Ahminenutjob access to Ground Zero is a symbolic form of surrender to a man who has made a career of waging war on this country, imprisoning and killing its citizens.

Waht you said!

To Nodrog:

As usual you have it exactly backwards. Giving in to Ahmadinejad's theatrics is a sign of fear & weakness. Standing up to a thug and a bully is strength.

Terrific posts!

re: #92 rab3

re: #89 Le_Patriot

We need some new Muhammed cartoons.

He has been a pig, a dog, on a stick. What's left?

A pig in shiite?

re: #141 southernborn

He is disgusting. Whenever he comes on to spew his rhetoric, I turn the channel. Him and geraldo get automatic channel turning when they come on.

i think protesters should bring old shoes to pelt dinnerjackets motorcade. let him know how americans feel about him

re: #165 ciaospirit

To all those that say we should let Dinnerjerk come to show how much better we are than he and his ilk, I say we don't have to prove anything to terrorists.

/agreed

I don't quite understand this line of reasoning either.

re: #145 st_james

They can be if they want to.

You know what NYPD stands for? [k]Nock Your Punkass Down... /mib

re: #170 JimmyTheClaw

i think protesters should bring old shoes to pelt dinnerjackets motorcade. let him know how americans feel about him

I was thinking more a mass mooning, or at least a mass one-fingered salute.

re: #158 SonOfLiberty

This is an absolute perversion of sanity and justice. It's a perversion of the memories of those who perished in the towers, when we know full well that the attackers were enabled by terrorist funding, which Iran supports.

"An absolute perversion"

Exactly.

re: #170 JimmyTheClaw

i think protesters should bring old shoes to pelt dinnerjackets motorcade. let him know how americans feel about him

After the shove the code pink supporters out of the way. They are some pretty big girls...boys...what ever they are out of the way.

How nice of the Iranians to brag about their F 14's.

If Iran can produce fly a TomCat that was flown to Iran by Sadam in order to keep them from being blown out of the sky or on the ground during the Gulf War...

I'm all for it. Let them have their fun.

re: #162 lefty201

I have Mohammy as an ice cream cone. would you like to see?

re: #96 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

re: #92 rab3

re: #89 Le_Patriot

We need some new Muhammed cartoons.

He has been a pig, a dog, on a stick. What's left?

Ninja Mohammed with kung-fu action grip?

Let see it.

re: #127 Cognito

re: #45 rab3

Iran Increases F14 Traveling Distance

TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- Commander of the Islamic Republic of Iran's air force said that his troops have succeeded in increasing the traveling distance of the US F14 fighter jets to 14,000 miles.

Why would they want to fly that far. Huuummm I wonder.

Those jets are powered by the hopes and dreams of little girls and boys, mixed with powdered unicorn horns and suspended in Jimmy Carter's most sentient thoughts.

Very nice turn of phrase...certainly mo betta than anything I could put together!

re: #100 Max Darkside

Is there some rule about number 17 of which I am unaware?

re: #114 Charles

Couldn't ya let the nasty bottomfeeder hang around for just a minute or two? I'm not getting enough time to get even a rusty hook outta my tackle box.

re: #130 wargammer2005

Heh. Good luck with that. Maybe you're unaware of the fact that Kerry has no records to substantiate his Purple Hearts. None. Gordon, or whomever the hell he claims to be, might as well look for Kerry's MagicHat. Kerry obviously ate mushrooms with Jane and her brother Peter, and toked on too many hash pipes.

I know what the process is for the reception of a Purple Heart with proper documentation. He doesn't have it.

The jokes about his stature are funny, but he gets the last laugh. This visit raises his stature amongst terrorists and makes him more feared by the Iranian people he controls.

re: #135 rab3

re: #127 Cognito

re: #45 rab3

Iran Increases F14 Traveling Distance

TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- Commander of the Islamic Republic of Iran's air force said that his troops have succeeded in increasing the traveling distance of the US F14 fighter jets to 14,000 miles.

Why would they want to fly that far. Huuummm I wonder.

Those jets are powered by the hopes and dreams of little girls and boys, mixed with powdered unicorn horns and suspended in Jimmy Carter's most sentient thoughts.

The odd thing is the camel co-pilot.

Hey...it's a long flight, and...you know...

re: #17 Gordon

You've been told why you are wrong more than once, but I'll tell you again.

Why it's wrong is that it gives this man - who stiffles freedoms in his own country, kills US soldiers, denies the Holocaust, and threatens to wipe Israel off the map - a PR victory. His ilk is what the GWOT is all about standing up against and they are very crafty at how they use the press.

I'll tell you what, though. If he renounces all forms of terror, admits he mispoke on the holocaust, cracks down hard on the terror exporters and promotes freedom of the press and free speech for his political opponents, and if we see that he is willing to live peacefully with all of his neighbors, and if he can do that for 6 months...Then I will accept that he has submitted. He can then come to NYC and visit and speak at any university he wants. I'll even buy him lunch. But as it stands now, no way this should be allowed to happen. If necessary, the governor or prez should intervene.

re: #181 bikermailman

re: #135 rab3

re: #127 Cognito

re: #45 rab3

Iran Increases F14 Traveling Distance

TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- Commander of the Islamic Republic of Iran's air force said that his troops have succeeded in increasing the traveling distance of the US F14 fighter jets to 14,000 miles.

Why would they want to fly that far. Huuummm I wonder.

Those jets are powered by the hopes and dreams of little girls and boys, mixed with powdered unicorn horns and suspended in Jimmy Carter's most sentient thoughts.

The odd thing is the camel co-pilot.

Hey...it's a long flight, and...you know...

Sheep fit better

DinnerJacket Fauxtoshop . The story behind the (real) photograph is interesting. Notice the fence in the center of the picture? It was used to segregate the women from the men in the audience.

re: #184 EC Marm

DinnerJacket Fauxtoshop . The story behind the (real) photograph is interesting. Notice the fence in the center of the picture? It was used to segregate the women from the men in the audience.

John Stewart visits Iran.

re: #114 Charles

By the way, "Jheka" is continuing to play his sock puppet games. Just banned the seventh one, after another nasty comment.

How sad that Charles has to take time away from this immensely important blog to deal with childish bullshit like that. Remember that the time he spends putting out LGF is time that he could spend making money, relaxing, or doing something else. In essence, he's volunteering thousands of hours of his time each year to help protect this country, and anyone who makes him spend additional time dealing with petty crap should realize that they're getting in the way of LGF's mission.

re: #183 rab3
And how do you know?! Lol.

#163 SeafoodGUmbo

'Jacket standing on a chair to shake hands.

OMG IM IN THE FLOOR

re: #183 rab3

re: #181 bikermailman

re: #135 rab3

re: #127 Cognito

re: #45 rab3

Iran Increases F14 Traveling Distance

TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- Commander of the Islamic Republic of Iran's air force said that his troops have succeeded in increasing the traveling distance of the US F14 fighter jets to 14,000 miles.

Why would they want to fly that far. Huuummm I wonder.

Those jets are powered by the hopes and dreams of little girls and boys, mixed with powdered unicorn horns and suspended in Jimmy Carter's most sentient thoughts.

The odd thing is the camel co-pilot.

Hey...it's a long flight, and...you know...

Sheep fit better

Hey, you're the one who made a camel the co-pilot, not me... :P

re: #179 Cap'n DOC

re: #100 Max Darkside
Is there some rule about number 17 of which I am unaware?

I would tell you, but I cannot speak of it. I did not mention Comment 17.

re: #8 g3n3r1c

"We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control..."

Im thinking of a crop duster with snoopy, scarf flying in the wind and dinnerjacket in the back

#120

Those F14 pilots gonna stink something fierce after that flight; they will need diapers.

Those F14 pilots gonna stink something fierce after that flight gets shot down; they will need a Big Green Egg

There- fixed that for ya.

re: #186 SeafoodGumbo

/agreed

re: #106 The Other Les

re: #90 Occasional Reader

According to Wiki, the F14's combat radius is 575 miles, ferry range is 1,840 miles. And the Iranians expect us to believe they've magically increased this to 10,000 miles? What, are these solar-powered F-14s?

Gees, haven't you ever heard of Persian Flying Carpets? They can also do double duty for head banging during prayer time.

re: #17 Gordon
Tell me , Gordo , Do you live on this planet ? Do you still not understand that amerdinejad (I won't grace his name with a capital) would gladly slaughter every single Westerner and Jew - Yourself included - in furtherance of the caliphate ? Would you have allowed Hitler to visit the USA (a time when U-Boats were brazenly attacking US shipping) before 7/12 on the grounds that he wasn't visiting military or sensitive areas ? Good Lord , I should hope NO.
He is not visiting in a personal capacity, but as the head of a hostile nation currently supporting warfare against US forces.
It's incredible that you would defend such a man . Tell us it was a joke.

re: #45 rab3

Aren't these the same jackass' that had the cure for AIDS a few months back?

Can they burn seawater yet?

As a shorter person myself, I'm occasionally offended by short jokes/cartoons, but in this case, I'll laugh along...

re: #175 rab3

re: #170 JimmyTheClaw

i think protesters should bring old shoes to pelt dinnerjackets motorcade. let him know how americans feel about him

After the shove the code pink supporters out of the way. They are some pretty big girls...boys...what ever they are out of the way.

I just might show up in a tube top and daisy dukes.

UNCOVERED MEAT!

re: #161 ronaldusmagnus

+1 for your nick. I like it.

re: #186 SeafoodGumbo

re: #114 Charles

By the way, "Jheka" is continuing to play his sock puppet games. Just banned the seventh one, after another nasty comment.

How sad that Charles has to take time away from this immensely important blog to deal with childish bullshit like that. Remember that the time he spends putting out LGF is time that he could spend making money, relaxing, or doing something else. In essence, he's volunteering thousands of hours of his time each year to help protect this country, and anyone who makes him spend additional time dealing with petty crap should realize that they're getting in the way of LGF's mission.

Thanks for the supportive words.

re: #186 SeafoodGumbo

Now that there is funny.

Now that I have had time to read all the comments , I realise that Gordon has , once again , posted a single inflamatory comment (#17 above) and then doesn't stay about to answer responses. Pathetic , simply pathetic !

re: #203 Pass The Moonbaticide

Now that I have had time to read all the comments , I realise that Gordon has , once again , posted a single inflamatory comment (#17 above) and then doesn't stay about to answer responses. Pathetic , simply pathetic !

It's okay...it went over to the next thread to be a dipstick.

Yet another sock puppet rears it's head.

Another GCP sock puppet, I see.

If ths were actually a New York cop I think he's be saying another phrase New Yorkers are world famous for...

"Go _ _ _ yourself!"

re: #60 Cognito

re: #54 SeafoodGumbo

This thread is made for showing this Photoshopped version (found at FR a few months ago) of this photo.

That's hilarious. I mean, the p-shopped one is mildly humorous, but the real one -- that is real, right? -- is a gut-buster.

That is a very funny photo and I do think it is real. He is a tiny little rat like creature with a wee ratty winkie and if we are lucky a construction crane will fall on his tiny skull and send him to allah but fast.
Bless his pointed little head.

re: #158 SonOfLiberty

re: #17 Gordon

already repeated several times

Gordon, I must disagree.

I believe exactly the opposite as to the effect of saying "no." This... "man" has one goal in mind - that's to honor the 19 hijackers who brought down the towers. It's, as the NYPost described, serious chutzpah, but let's think about what it does for his message.

The way I see it, here Dinnerjacket is a supporter and enabler of terrorism. It's been proven time and time again (See Cox and Forkum for a full roundup of known Iranian involvement which has existed for over two years now) that Iran and Dinnerjacket do so. They believe in it. They support it. Now, what would it show but absolute weakness on OUR part if we cave to his desires to see the WTC site?

The whole world knows Iran is involved in the Iraq war, supporting the guys who are killing our troops. Yet here we're allowing him to not only enter the country, which is rather audacious in itself, but to visit what remains of a disaster that his country supported. It's a posturing act on his part to show how he has no fear of the infidel and how much we fear him by letting him do this.

This is an absolute perversion of sanity and justice. It's a perversion of the memories of those who perished in the towers, when we know full well that the attackers were enabled by terrorist funding, which Iran supports.

Someone mentioned the idea of Bush visiting Mecca - he would never be allowed close because infidels are forbidden from coming too close to Mecca itself. There's even exits on the interstates in Saudi Arabia.

No, standing up to this despicable bastard and telling him to kindly go outside and play hide and go f@#$ himself doesn't show any fear - it shows that we're not going to put up with his asinine attempts at disgusting publicity and the politicizing of the deaths from WTC - nay, the violation of their memory so that Dinnerjacket can have an Islamic photo-op.

He should immediately be arrested upon his entrance into American airspace.

I would add the comment that the confrontation between the West and Islamofascism is at least as much about resolve as it is about military might. As is the confrontation with Iran over its nuclear program. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Ahmadinejad's real objective is PR to use, to convince the US that Iran is not a nuclear threat because look at how civilised he is - honoring the fallen of 911, when that confrontation comes to a head, as surely it must soon.

re: #127 Cognito

re: #45 rab3

Iran Increases F14 Traveling Distance

TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- Commander of the Islamic Republic of Iran's air force said that his troops have succeeded in increasing the traveling distance of the US F14 fighter jets to 14,000 miles.

Why would they want to fly that far. Huuummm I wonder.

Those jets are powered by the hopes and dreams of little girls and boys, mixed with powdered unicorn horns and suspended in Jimmy Carter's most sentient thoughts.

I say they are using fairy dust. I bet there holding Tinkerbell hostage right now!

Afraid of him, Nodrog? He's lucky I'm afraid of prison.

Distasteful analogy: Imagine if someone purposefully crapped in the middle of your living room. Now imagine that one of his friends wants to come over and smell it and take pictures. A disgusting analogy to be sure, but that is what Amadelinejihad wanted to do.

Funny and right-to-the-point.

re: #20 The Other Les

re: #7 purplemonkeydishwasher

How many seconds would Bush last in Mecca...just out of curiosity?

Depends on how many divisions he goes in with.

hahahahahah I love it

I guess the terrorists are using the old saw "visit the U.S. before the U.S. visits you"...
I love the cartoon. My hats off to the NYPD. The politicians may vacillate but they shot down Imadoodypackets' idea in fine American manner.

re: #17 Gordon

Saying "no" to him on such symbolic issues shows fear and weakness, not confidence and strength.

We're not saying "No", Gordon, we're saying "Fuck off back to your sand-pit, Jew-hating scum, you aren't fit to stand in a bucket of shit 100 miles downwind of Ground Zero."

-clears throat-
-begins channeling The Running Man's Richard Dawson-

"YES!"

seriously, love this cartoon

re: #17 Gordon

Saying "no" to him on such symbolic issues shows fear and weakness, not confidence and strength

.
You've got it backwards, once again.
Saying "no" to him would show our resolve and would not be a sign of 'fear'. [What color is the sky on your planet?]
Asshat.

re: #17 Gordon

I don't wan't him anywhere near there for the same reason he wouldn't let a ham steak anywhere near his table.

#17 Gordon, I'll agree to Ahmadinejad going to Ground Zero if you agree to him immediately after going to a military brig; one way trip.

GORDO!

Baldwin IV, the Leper King, and his army of singing, psychic dolphins are so glad you've returned! (Hey, they need something to laugh at!)