Made my day, so far anyway.

Which will last longer

Andrew Meyer's 15 minutes of fame or MC Hammer's 15 minutes of fame ?

They touched that.

Sometimes it's hilarious when Youtube serves a purpose like this. Funny stuff.

Ow! Ow!

this is going to follow him for 25 years....

the man who thought the police were going to kill him for acting idiotic. Any business person today does a "google" just for that last check and lo...... what they will find.

I played this over several times yesterday - it's just hilarious. Two claws up.

Now that's funny...

re: #7 mungagungadin

this is going to follow him for 25 years....

the man who thought the police were going to kill him for acting idiotic. Any business person today does a "google" just for that last check and lo...... what they will find.

"Dr. Smith, that applicant for neurosurgeon that you wanted more info on...?"

9 out of 10 clear thinking doctors recommend tasing (shock therapy) for progressives, moonbats, moveon ...

Not so funny- on my right hand side bar- Last Jew in Afghanistan observes Yom Kippur alone.

This may sound weird, but who will bury him if he dies in Afghanistan?

And, if he is still alive next year, can some Jewish GIs visit him for the Holy Days?

It still makes me laugh.

LMAO!

Hehe. Saw this the other day. Shoulda sent it to Charles then.

re: comment #1.......looks like another troll's sockpuppet bit the dust. Ha!

Here's another one for star wars geeks....
Return of the Taser

Dr. Ready Kilowatt says Don't 2 Phase Me!

Registered lizardoid since: Sep 30, 2004 at 12:34 pm

No. of comments posted (since July 26, 2004): 0

That's a long time to wait to fire a blank. I bet the Mrs. isn't really happy, if you noamsayin?

Good one!

Last Jew in Afghanistan marks Yom Kippur alone

Yes! #17! Now if I only knew what it meant...

re: #16 Killgore Trout

LMAO some more.

re: #21 Cap'n DOC

Yes! #17! Now if I only knew what it meant...

Uhh....best not to mention it.

re: #20 zulubaby

Last Jew in Afghanistan marks Yom Kippur alone

** Jinx **

re: #12 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

Not so funny- on my right hand side bar- Last Jew in Afghanistan observes Yom Kippur alone.

This may sound weird, but who will bury him if he dies in Afghanistan?

And, if he is still alive next year, can some Jewish GIs visit him for the Holy Days?

If this guy were half as smart as Ron White...."I knew what the cops were thinking...they wre wondering how many of 'em it would take to kick my ass...I didn't know how many it would take...but I knew how many they were gonna use..."

re: #23 Cobra

As long as I don't get two phased in the deal, I won't ask. again.

It was so good I borrowed it already.

Taser Time!

Ohhhhhh I haven't laughed that well in weeks !

Whoever that was who got whacked in the first comment has zero comments in three years?

At least Jessie Jackson is happy. For once it was the white guy in the video that got tased.

Zero comments in three years. Comment-ose.

re: #29 JammieWearingFool

Whoever that was who got whacked in the first comment has zero comments in three years?

Must have been away so long he didn't see the rule about "First".

Probably wanted his "First" LGF comment to be a "First" comment. It could have been, too, if he had just typed something normal.

re: #29 JammieWearingFool

I think GCP folks are dusting off all their old sockpuppets.

re: #30 Randman

At least Jessie Jackson is happy. For once it was the white guy in the video that got tased.

To the contrary, why would he be happy? Nothin' to bitch about.

re: #29 JammieWearingFool

Whoever that was who got whacked in the first comment has zero comments in three years?

I saw that too....I'm laying low...'cause I got delected 2 times in two days....just lurkin'

Back home to mow the yard, water the lawn and use weapons of mass destruction on fire ants.

re: #33 Killgore Trout

re: #29 JammieWearingFool

I think GCP folks are dusting off all their old sockpuppets.

No, that was a 'first' post this time.

re: #35 missouri boy

PIYF

re: #32 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

...if he had just typed something normal.

Does normal work?

(self: refrain from reading instructions before Openers)

Number 1 got his first comment tased. LOL. Now that smarts.

re: #40 pat

Didn't 2 phase him a bit...

Planned mass murder attack in Tel Aviv foiled.

Muslim savage left a suicide bomb belt in a residential building for rendevous:

[Link: www.ynetnews.com...]

OK, this guy is clearly an attention whore and drove the whole incident. Has anyone else noticed that tasers have become ubiquitous and overused? They've gone from the hands of the police to the rent-a-cops and are being used for increasing trivial incidents. Tasing is on its way to becoming a default procedure. Check out the taser videos on YouTube and I'll bet you see the same thing. In five years we'll see microwave pain induction in the hands of mall guards and in use on civilians.

Maybe not. Hope not.

re: #42 ibrodsky

Apparently another splodey-dope who failed to read the instructions.

troyajr, we know you're here. Come on out and introduce yourself. We aint gonna bite ya.

Wow. Taser boy has really been an inspiration to some-

Don't Tase Me, Bro- original composition

I was I got "delected" on my honeymoon, quite frequently!re: #35 missouri boy

Thank you to whatever wonderful YouTuber did this! I needed the laugh.

Israel Thwarts Yom Kippur Suicide Bomber

I don't believe it was a nun from Detroit.

So, it's "tase" not "taze?"

Meanwhile, now that the tasing is done; this kid can be off to the hoose-gow for five years. If the jury finds him guilty, as charged.

Wonder, then, what happens if he drops the soap, in the shower?

What a freak!

And, better than the music, is the fact that he took Jon Cary's "staged presence," and ran with it.

"Don't tase me, bro," won't be how Kerry wants to be remembered, either.

Towards the end, as the camera moves in, is that Mary Katharine Ham sitting in the audience on the camera's right? Listening, willingly, to John Kerry?

A BUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

I see our Zionist leader is off spreading great propaganda starring the great Zionist MC_Hammer!

doooo do do do...do do do...DON'T TASE ME!...

/sarc off

Seriously, I'm expect this guy is going to start hitting the viral video waves of the web much like the star wars kid, or This is Sparta...

Ahhh...thanks for the laugh Charles

re: #46 Sharmuta

It's a great song but I can't take the strobe light.

re: #44 Cap'n DOC

re: #42 ibrodsky

Apparently another splodey-dope who failed to read the instructions.

Just goes to show that if you round up a large number of Muslim males between the ages of 16 and 46 you are bound to save innocent lives.

/take note, Homeland Security

re: #47 debutaunt

I was I got "delected" on my honeymoon, quite frequently!re: #35 missouri boy

I meant to spell it that way.........lol

My daughter is a senior at UF and she certifies that it is a MOONBAT campus. She also a registered lizard....doesn't post much, but it's the thought that counts.

/Go Gators.

britney spears version

re: #37 Charles

re: #33 Killgore Trout

re: #29 JammieWearingFool

I think GCP folks are dusting off all their old sockpuppets.

No, that was a 'first' post this time.

Well then it's a triple first:

First Post
First Post in thread
First Deletion

re: #40 pat

Number 1 got his first comment tased. LOL. Now that smarts.

LOL!

re: #49 JammieWearingFool

Israel Thwarts Yom Kippur Suicide Bomber

I don't believe it was a nun from Detroit.

Well, it's also quiet around here because it's Yom Kippur. Temple attendance tends to grow. Sans cell phones. Sans lap tops. Until tonight's Chinese dinners.

In case you were wonderding where "everybody went."

Oh, in Israel, none of the soldiers or sailors, have been released from duty; so they could spend this time with their families. There's still a full alert, going on.

Probably will last for the month of Ram-da-bang-bong.

re: #58 Thanos

That's a hat trick.

Jesus hates everyone.....
Who agrees with this man?......Inferiority complex?

Christ!

Zombie: if you are still out there I saw your loss in an earlier thread.. that kinda sucks, wasn't me I just got back from shopping a bit ago.

I was thinking you could have a "cake and eat it too" situation. I'll send you an email.

re: #58 Thanos

re: #37 Charles

re: #33 Killgore Trout

re: #29 JammieWearingFool
I think GCP folks are dusting off all their old sockpuppets.

No, that was a 'first' post this time.

Well then it's a triple first:

First Post
First Post in thread
First Deletion

Would a New Yorker call that a "trifecta"?

re: #61 Noam Sayin'

re: #58 Thanos

That's a hat trick.

What's a hat trick?

re: #61 Noam Sayin'

That's a hat trick.

At a KerryFest? No. It's a MagicHat trick. Couldn't resist.

re: #53 Killgore Trout

You know- I should have put up a warning about that. Some people are sensitive to that. My apologies.

re: #60 Carol Herman

Probably will last for the month of Ram-da-bang-bong.

Holy cow! Is it "Roddamon" already?

If this is the best the left has to offer they are going to fall like a house of cards.

re: #61 Noam Sayin'

re: #58 Thanos

That's a hat trick.

Yes, but does a hat trick beat a hat tip?

re: #20 zulubaby

Wow. I certainly admire him for it, but the synagogue is a goner after he is gone. If I were him, I'd want to live out my days with my family instead of alone in Afghanistan.

I think that with some brightness and contrast adjustment to the video, we could see Andy doing the Power Dance.

Wonder if he can break it down as well as Hammer?

re: #67 Sharmuta

I just listened to it with the window minimized. No worries.

re: #65 MandyManners

re: #61 Noam Sayin'

re: #58 Thanos

That's a hat trick.

What's a hat trick?

In hockey, three unanswered goals by the same player. Not exactly sure if it has to be by the same player - I don't know hockey from shinola.

slightly OT: this is a crazy story... a holocaust survivor in an Arizona retirement home discovers his next-door neighbor is a former Nazi SS Death Camp guard!

re: #49 JammieWearingFool

Israel Thwarts Yom Kippur Suicide Bomber

I like your headline better than theirs.

Israel says thwarts suicide bomb attack in Tel Aviv

re: #65 MandyManners

Mandy- three goals by the same person.

re: #74 Noam Sayin'

What's an "unanswered goal"? (Yes, I am that dense.)

OT:
New York to grant Driver's Licenses to Illegal Aliens

re: #77 Sharmuta

Thank you!

re: #74 Noam Sayin'

Never mind.

Students Uniting to protest Dinnerjacket at Columbia

re: #78 MandyManners

re: #74 Noam Sayin'

What's an "unanswered goal"? (Yes, I am that dense.)

It's okay - you're from Tennessee. Football, basketball, I'd expect you to know. An unanswered goal is when your opponent does not score one back.

Hmm... I liked this one more:

The original monty python scene here:

re: #80 MandyManners

No prob.

A law student Aviva Robbin is one of nearly a 100 students who have united on Facebook and have planned to protest against Ahmadinejad speaking on their campus.

''While we do value academic debate and freedom of speech we do not feel that it would be a violation of these values not to have the President of Iran on our campus. He is a known state sponsor of terrorism and he has many human rights violations on his record and by having him here it seems as if Columbia is legitimising what he has to say and endorsing his views in the public opinion,'' said Aviva Robin

.

re: #83 Noam Sayin'

The "unanswered" part isn't necessary for a hat trick- just three goals by the same player.

IAF fighter jets were scrambled on Saturday morning towards the Golan Heights after a Syrian aircraft suddenly disappeared from radar screens.

After a short while it became evident that the plane had crashed in Syrian territory and the planes return to their base.
[Link: www.jpost.com...]

I knew TASER was an acronym, but didn't know for what.........

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

I'll be darned.

re: #63 Thanos

I can vouch that it wasn't writtermom, I just enacted her editing powers 5 minutes ago.

I am SOOOOOO glad I wasn't consuming any liquid or solid refreshments when I saw the video...I laughed my ass off at this!

re: #62 Killgore Trout

Jesus hates everyone.....
Who agrees with this man?......Inferiority complex?

Christ!

God is love?

Sheesh, how's he remember all those people Christ hates?

re: #84 AW

ROFL. That is a fabulous clip. I knew it was coming, but still almost sprayed Diet Coke at "I order you to be quiet!"

re: #92 ChristianRepublic

Wonder how Christ feels about someone claiming to speak for Him?

re: #94 Cobra

re: #92 ChristianRepublic

Wonder how Christ feels about someone claiming to speak for Him?

Well, since He ordained that certain people should do so, I guess it depends on who's doing it and what he's saying.

Charles, I noticed your "Now Playing" selection is Jughead.
Did he go solo after "The Archies" broke up?

^/sorry

re: #95 ChristianRepublic

re: #94 Cobra

re: #92 ChristianRepublic

Wonder how Christ feels about someone claiming to speak for Him?

Well, since He ordained that certain people should do so, I guess it depends on who's doing it and what he's saying.

Yeah, well since this particular clown used the term "hate" seventy-eleven times, I doubt he has authorization.

Well, my work here is done. I successfully killed another thread.
Good opportunity do go and do sumthin' actually productive.

re: #97 Cobra

re: #95 ChristianRepublic

re: #94 Cobra

re: #92 ChristianRepublic
Wonder how Christ feels about someone claiming to speak for Him?

Well, since He ordained that certain people should do so, I guess it depends on who's doing it and what he's saying.

Yeah, well since this particular clown used the term "hate" seventy-eleven times, I doubt he has authorization.

Agreed. A half truth is like a half a brick: you can throw it twice as far and do the same damage as with a whole.

I mean, its God's prerogative to do what He wants, He doesn't need our help to do it, and we can't thwart His designs. But this dude might as well be working for the other team. He never read that we should speak the truth in love, we should hate the sin rather than the sinner, and so on.

There was a demon-possessed slavegirl who followed St. Paul around in Ephesus declaring that he was God's messsenger. This was true enough, yet the source of this truth was a demon. So Paul cast it out of her.

re: #56 Lively

My daughter is a senior at UF and she certifies that it is a MOONBAT campus. She also a registered lizard....doesn't post much, but it's the thought that counts.

/Go Gators.

It's true...Alachua county and Leon county always vote bat, while the surrounding counties are as red as can be.

re: #98 Cobra

Well, my work here is done. I successfully killed another thread.
Good opportunity do go and do sumthin' actually productive.

Spell-checker works, but the grammar-checker still sucks!

re: #24 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

re: #20 zulubaby

Last Jew in Afghanistan marks Yom Kippur alone

** Jinx **

re: #12 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

Not so funny- on my right hand side bar- Last Jew in Afghanistan observes Yom Kippur alone.

This may sound weird, but who will bury him if he dies in Afghanistan?

And, if he is still alive next year, can some Jewish GIs visit him for the Holy Days?

Good question, and I would assume that they would bring the body to Israel ... I don't know for sure though.

re: #71 m

re: #20 zulubaby

Wow. I certainly admire him for it, but the synagogue is a goner after he is gone. If I were him, I'd want to live out my days with my family instead of alone in Afghanistan.

Who knows what ties bind? Who knows what motivates people?

#99 Hey there ChristianRepublic think about this for a sec...

If the clown in that video was wearing a splodeybelt instead of a loudhailer and called the Diety for whom he claims to speak "Allah" instead of "Christ"... you get the picture. He's as certain that he's right as the Islamobombs are, and has the same kind of justification and documentation: none.

That's one of the problems with religion. It can provide fertile ground to turn malcontents into zealots, "demon-possessed" or otherwise.

Fargin' hilarious!
What is that "blip" in the screen at 9 seconds remaining... porn?!

Last Jew in Afghanistan marks Yom Kippur alone

That is probably the saddest news article I've seen posted here for a while. The very last Jew in an entire country. The Taliban stole the Torah and it's location is unknown.
Is there any religious reason for him to feel compelled to stay there, in regards to the synagogue as his wife and two daughters are already in Israel?

Break-it-down...can't tase this

Ahahaha!

This gets funnier every time. The infamous tazing of the moonbat of 2007! It will make it into the history books.

Funny stuff:

http://whatisdtmb.ytmnd.com/

http://dtmbkombat.ytmnd.com/

http://donttaser2.ytmnd.com/

http://ghosttasers.ytmnd.com/

Whenever you see a troofer get tazed, and angel gets his wings.

/bro

re: #110 Slumbering Behemoth

PIMF (damn) and = an

Simply F'n SWEET!

re: #105 Tony the Tiger

Fargin' hilarious!
What is that "blip" in the screen at 9 seconds remaining... porn?!

Nah. They're exercising, and the one guy has a gun in his pocket.

Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em!

/'90s

Damn shame. Man Tasered For Refusing To Lift Hand Off Quran

OCALA, Fla. -- Four police officers are under investigation here after a man accused them of using a Taser on him three times when he wouldn't take his hand off a Quran hidden under his shirt, a police spokesman said Friday.

I love how that one woman is laughing looking toward the front, kinda that "That jackass is so ridiculaous, what an attention whore!" kinda laugh...

That was wonderful!
I am going to add it to my home collection right next to this classic Howard Dean hit...

This little girl Meyer deserved it. That was pretty funny!

Somehow I get the feeling the Andrew Meyer wanted to run for political office...you can't be a left win candidate unless you do something incredibly stooopid.

wing -- sorry

Greg Palast Offers Job to Tasered Journalism Student

Andrew Meyer Currently ‘On Ice’, According to Investigate Journalist/NYTimes Best Selling Author of ‘Mysterious Yellow Book’...

We just spoke with Greg Palast, whose Armed Madhouse paperback (or “mysterious ‘yellow book’”, as lazy Washington Post blogger, Emil Steiner “reported” it) was being waved and alluded to by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer just prior to his being Tasered by UF cops earlier this week.

Palast says he is offering the journalism student a job as a paid intern. Meyer had described Palast, in his question to Kerry about why he conceded the 2004 Presidential Election so early, as “the top investigate journalist in America.”

“Did you notice he never let the book touch the ground?,” an impressed Palast wryly noted.

No surprise there.

That was good, but have you seen the MC Hammer School of English?