Fabulous!

Perhaps now they will mutually self-destruct.

Brilliant.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Spreading Arafat's "poisoning."

Ewww!

re: #3 savage_nation

Ewww. I don't want to know much more at all.

“A Large Number of Homosexuals,”

Catchy title. "Snakes on a Plane" would have been better.

Ewww !

But not in Iran...

Now we know how Ahmamamamama could say there's no homosexuals in Iran. They're all on vacation in Gaza.

This year Islam and Judaism's Holiest Holidays overlapped for 10 days.

During this time, Muslims racked up 397 dead bodies in 94 terror attacks in 10 countries.

Meanwhile, Jews worked on their 159th Nobel Prize.

Someone sent me this- if it is isn't perfectly accurate- it is close.

Jerry !

Jerry !

Jerry !

According to Fatah, a Hamas imam was recently caught having sex with a male minor in a mosque basement.

khomeini would be proud.

Liege, you bugger, you beat me to it...

Careful with that "bugger" word...

Wouldn't it great if it was really Chuck Barris stirring both sides up?

Repost (sheesh, I finally post and the thread changes!)

Fall break for me is Monday and Tuesday. I am flying to Chicago, staying in the downtown area near the navy pier, and excited as hell to be getting away. I have to pack, I have to make sure all is set for my teenager and then I am driving to New Orleans in the morning to catch a flight.

Any of you learned folks have any fantastic restaurant recommendations for that area?

/in other good news, I've been unbanned from posting on my local forums as long as I agree not to mention Islam. Oh wait ...

Hi Noam! Heya Savage!

Could it be that all these people are just so mentally deranged that it really has nothing to do with homosexuality. That they just go for the convenient. sheep goats and camels...men..women..anything at hand

It's Rove again, we used the Gay Bomb on them.

Fatah Martyr Training Camp Video

According to one document, entitled “A Large Number of Homosexuals,” a number of wealthy and influential figures in the Gaza Strip had formed a “gang” for practicing homosexual intercourse.

It's not a gang. It's a club!

/old Saturday Night Live sketch

How come this stuff isn't on YouTube?

According to one document, entitled “A Large Number of Homosexuals,” a number of wealthy and influential figures in the Gaza Strip had formed a “gang” for practicing homosexual intercourse.

Because practice makes perfect.

/grossing myself out

The Perfumed Garden without the perfume.

More fun times in the West Bank.

RAMALLAH, West Bank - A new squad of morality police has begun detaining Palestinians who eat or drink in public during Ramadan in the West Bank, where the Islamic month of daytime fasting was always widely observed but never imposed.

Yasser, I know that you know that I know...

humina humina humina

Now we know why there are no gays in Iran, they all moved to Gaza.

Ot (but only a bit ...)

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first
anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgerytable with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes.

But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. 'Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'

“A Large Number of Homosexuals,” wouldn't interest anybody
"Outside of a Small Circle of Friends"

Arafat would be so proud!

re: #27 ciaospirit

More fun times in the West Bank.

RAMALLAH, West Bank - A new squad of morality police has begun detaining Palestinians who eat or drink in public during Ramadan in the West Bank, where the Islamic month of daytime fasting was always widely observed but never imposed.

So if this is in the West Bank that means this morality police must be part of the "moderate" Fatah organization right?

And we thought the UN's Peace Keeping forces had a monopoly on this.

Perhaps Gaza will take the place of Key West, Provincetown, San Fran, and other hotspots for fun and games for the gay crowd... As a matter of fact all liberals should all vacation there.

/probably not

How come the CIA hasn't put this stuff on the internet and blamed it on Hamas?

Hey, I noticed Dan Rather's little green flame comment as the headline. Nice.

Well, it's nice to see Hamas and Fatah taking a break from killing Israelis and attacking their own with over the top stories about Fatah buggering each other and vice versa.

re: #31 savage_nation

To NOLA from home, about a hundred miles, much cheaper for me to fly from New Orleans. And then to Chicago.

/I will be the first to disembark if my sharp eyes see anything that sets off alarm bells.

Buzzing rug burns .. yeesh!

WTF? This is going to cost them support with the left.

re: #72 19 (Criminy, girl! Sit still!) pink freud

re: #67 savage_nation

Any of you learned folks have any fantastic restaurant recommendations for that area?

Billy Goat Tavern

"Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger!"

"Pepsi! Pepsi! Pepsi!"

"These Hamas people are very immoral and corrupt," said a senior Fatah official. "They use Islam as a cover-up for their crimes."

Pssst! islam is used as a cover-up for more than homosexual sex- see also:

Rape
Murder
Spousal Abuse
Xenophobia
Sexism
Racism

re: #34 xrayon

re: #27 ciaospirit

More fun times in the West Bank.

RAMALLAH, West Bank - A new squad of morality police has begun detaining Palestinians who eat or drink in public during Ramadan in the West Bank, where the Islamic month of daytime fasting was always widely observed but never imposed.

So if this is in the West Bank that means this morality police must be part of the "moderate" Fatah organization right?

Of course:

The 12-member squad appears to be an attempt by President Mahmoud Abbas' West Bank government to challenge the monopoly on religious righteousness claimed by the militant group Hamas, the rival ruler of Gaza.

According to one document, entitled “A Large Number of Homosexuals,” a number of wealthy and influential figures in the Gaza Strip had formed a “gang” for practicing homosexual intercourse.

Music for Gang-banging

/sorry, I couldn't help it...

It's not a gang. It's a club!

I'da called it a circle...

According to the officials, the Fatah men had been spying on several senior PA officials, some of whom were caught on tape having homosexual intercourse.

There's a liveleak link I'm not looking forward to.

Ahhh yes, crimes of passion in the Arab world ...

Ooooh! CNN is Multi-Cultural and stuff, tonight!

So right now on CNN, the talking head is conducting an interview with an "Immigrant" who only speaks Spanish.
How? The guy doing the interview asks his questions in Spanish to the fellow, and then in English to the camera. This guy responds in Spanish, and the talking head translates for the audience.
The whole thing is a big sob story about how he lost all his money when the big, evil government found out he was here (illegally) and told him to go home. His poor, poor dreams and aspirations (To send 60K dollars back to Mexico without paying taxes on it) are ruined, and he might have to go back home.

The big problem for me, though, is this translation done by the guy doing the interview. He can say whatever he wants to us and conveniently leave out whatever he wants in order to get his view across as if the other guy is saying it.

Does this seem like a severe conflict of interest to anyone else? Am I crazy?

re: #42 Noam Sayin'

I've been to Chicago once Noam, and believe it or not I stumbled into that lil hole in the wall by mistake! So charming. I loved it, and of course I remember the Belushi skit. Good burgers, too. :)

These people really hate the female of the species.

re: #48 LSD

Ahhh yes, crimes of passion in the Arab world ...

Isn't that an oxymoron?

I get so confused about the man-sex rules in different Islamic countries.
You can't have sex with women, but you can sex with men, but you can't be gay.

I really need someone to sit me down and draw me a diagram or something.

I'm so confused.

/rant on
Gah, what do they expect! Demonizing sex and women the way fanatical islamists do, and all those men running around with all that testosterone. No wonder they resort to butt-fun with other men. Then they persecute each other for it.
Let me tell you idiots in Gaza and the PA something: Vaginas are not the devil, and sex (gay or straight) is the LEAST of your problems./rant off

re: #19 pink freud

Repost (sheesh, I finally post and the thread changes!)

Fall break for me is Monday and Tuesday. I am flying to Chicago, staying in the downtown area near the navy pier, and excited as hell to be getting away. I have to pack, I have to make sure all is set for my teenager and then I am driving to New Orleans in the morning to catch a flight.

Any of you learned folks have any fantastic restaurant recommendations for that area?

/in other good news, I've been unbanned from posting on my local forums as long as I agree not to mention Islam. Oh wait ...

Hi Noam! Heya Savage!

Chicago has a lot of chocolate cafes- Moonstruck Cafe- near Millenium Park and Ethel B -in the fancy Westfield center near the Wrigley Building. Ghiradelli has one near Water Tower- I know there are more- but I forget where.

re: #33 Globular Cluster

Arafat would be so proud!

The fish is smiling in Hell right now as he's getting cornholed by Mo.

Priceless! lol

Compare with this public, formal standard of acceptable behaviour:

"A rectitude of conduct, an abiding sense of undeviating justice, unobscured by the demoralizing influences which a corruption-ridden political life so strikingly manifests; a chaste, pure, and holy life, unsullied and unclouded by the indecencies, the vices, the false standards, which an inherently deficient moral code tolerates, perpetuates, and fosters; a fraternity freed from that cancerous growth of racial prejudice, which is eating into the vitals of an already debilitated society -- these are the ideals which the American believers must, from now on, individually and through concerted action, strive to promote, in both their private and public lives, ideals which are the chief propelling forces that can most effectively accelerate the march of their institutions, plans, and enterprises, that can guard the honor and integrity of their Faith, and subdue any obstacles that may confront it in the future.

This rectitude of conduct, with its implications of justice, equity, truthfulness, honesty, fair-mindedness, reliability, and trustworthiness, must distinguish every phase of the life of the Bah?'? community.

(Shoghi Effendi, The Advent of Divine Justice, p. 22)

re: #52 zygazint

re: #48 LSD

Ahhh yes, crimes of passion in the Arab world ...

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Just like "Palestinian Statehood".

O.T.

I got to admit. For someone who claims to be liberal, Bernie Goldberg and I sure do think a lot alike.

If I had been interviewed on O'Reilly, I would have sounded a lot like Mr. Goldberg tonight.

Am I the only one here who is thinking about popcorn? I mean, dammit, this is insane. How can they have all these dirty movies without popcorn?

WAIT!

Is popcorn Halal? Probably not.

I want to kick back with a couple of brews and some intelligent women and watch this whole thing play out. I sure wish they could make this into a TV program, so I do not have to wait so long to get the final score.

Another big plus is that Arafish's main squeeze is dying of the same thing as Arafish.

Hmmm... The above seems too heartless and uncaring.

After all these are God's creatures and deserve more than a ... single bullet behind the left temple.

I ain't got no dog in this fight, so obviously popcorn is the answer. A pox on both their houses. Fatah AND Hamas dance in the Dark.

re: #54 madisonsfriend

Thanks madisonsfriend!

chocolate, check.
chesseboiger cheeseboiger, check.

Just wondering if Arafish's aide had an aide of his very own :-)

re: #19 pink freud

It's not fine cuisine but there's a greasy spoon joint under the L at Wabash and Michigan (just behind the Fine Arts building) on the North east corner that's dirt cheap and damn tasty.

Don't you think this is suspicious in that it came out after Dinnerjacket made his proclamation about no homosexuals in Iran

There are no homosexuals in Gaza. I don't know who told you this.

Give me their addresses.

(Boy when it hears this, the Arab street's gonna ... WALK.)

Video of the Demonstrations for Freedom in Burma, gunfire and tear-gas

According to Fatah, a Hamas imam was recently caught having sex with a male minor in a mosque basement.

This is nothing compared with two "infidels" caught on camera having a pee in the corridor of a mosque.

Let get our priorities right

/sarc

Brokeback Taliban Redux.

The Taliban's Secret Photos
A Magnum photo essay. During his coverage of the fall of Afghanistan's Taliban regime in 2002, photographer Thomas Dworzak discovered a stash of pictures showing male Taliban members in curious, effeminate poses.

re: #64 southernborn

Don't you think this is suspicious in that it came out after Dinnerjacket made his proclamation about no homosexuals in Iran

They have all moved to Gaza

re: #59 goodbye_natalie

O.T.

I got to admit. For someone who claims to be liberal, Bernie Goldberg and I sure do think a lot alike.

If I had been interviewed on O'Reilly, I would have sounded a lot like Mr. Goldberg tonight.

A liberal with sanity.

Perhaps they should call AchtungImonJihad and ask him for some condoms. They already get rockets and explosives from the guy, so why wouldn't he throw in a few rubbers? Then again, AchtungImonJihad doesn't know what a homo is. Right.

re: #63 Killgore Trout

re: #19 pink freud

It's not fine cuisine but there's a greasy spoon joint under the L at Wabash and Michigan (just behind the Fine Arts building) on the North east corner that's dirt cheap and damn tasty.

I've eaten at that restaurant - nearly 20 years ago.

As I was reading the news report...I was thinking...TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

I think it's okay to have sex with melons in Turkey...

Daisy chains are a good thing. Onward rumpriders of Passionstine.
Take no for an answer, because no means yes. Don't ask, don't tell (please).

The down-low doesn't really count.

re: #69 A Kiwi Infidel

See my #29.

Gotta get the UN to now include condoms and mini-tubes of KY Jelly in their food packages sent to Gaza and West Bank.

re: #13 madisonsfriend

This year Islam and Judaism's Holiest Holidays overlapped for 10 days.

During this time, Muslims racked up 397 dead bodies in 94 terror attacks in 10 countries.

Meanwhile, Jews worked on their 159th Nobel Prize.

Someone sent me this- if it is isn't perfectly accurate- it is close.

See the religion of peace site for the related picture as well.

OT: Has Bush drunk the global warming Kool-Aid, or has Condi been kidnapped and replaced by a moonbat android?

The world must cut emissions or sacrifice the planet, Condoleezza Rice, US secretary of state, told a meeting of governments on Thursday, in the most strongly worded statement on global warming yet made by the US administration.

She told representatives of 16 governments gathered for talks on climate change in Washington: “It is our responsibility as global leaders to forge a new international consensus on how to solve climate change... If we stay on our present path, we face an unacceptable choice: either we sacrifice global economic growth to secure the health of our planet or we sacrifice the health of our planet to continue with fossil-fuelled growth.”

Source via Drudge

re: #63 Killgore Trout

Oooh ...sounds like my kind of place, Kilgore. I will find it and report back.

Last time I was there, I wandered into this Italian restaurant, very upscale, with a bakery up front that you had to enter through. The smell actually stood right outside of the door and welcomed you. :)

I will walk that whole downtown area until I find it again. Hot fresh exotic-sounding breads dipped in olive oil and freshly grated parmesan ...I've never forgotten it.

re: #75 christheprofessor

I think it's okay to have sex with melons in Turkey...

The country or the bird?

re: #79 ted

Gotta get the UN to now include condoms and mini-tubes of KY Jelly in their food packages sent to Gaza and West Bank.

Actually, those arrive with the guys in the blue helmets.

re: #37 meMarc

How come the CIA hasn't put this stuff on the internet and blamed it on Hamas?

Maybe they have

No wonder why there are no gays in Iran. They have all gone to Gaza and the West Bank.

Yes Arafat would be proud and maybe...slightly turned on?

I was actually snorting by the time I started the paragraph about the DVD. This is funnier than a Marx Bros. film .. well, not really. It's too sordid and sticky and yucky. What can the Fab 5 do with this bunch?

re: #24 meMarc

How come this stuff isnt on YouTube CNN.

pink freud:

One of the nicest - and most expensive - restaurants in Chicago
is Charlie Trotters. [Link: www.charlietrotters.com...]
You can try to make reservations now, but I can only wish you
good luck. Usually, unless there is a cancellation, there are
none to be had. Try using Social Engineering skills mentioning
all those great restaurants in New Orleans and that you only
want to compare ...

On the other end of the scale, smugness wise, there is
perhaps one of the finest Deli's in North America called
Manny's Coffee shop. [Link: www.mannysdeli.com...]
Be sure to take a double dose of your cholesterol
medication before lunch! And be sure to put your
change into the collection can for Mogen David Adom
next to the cashier station closet to the door.

There is a wonderful show on WTTW - the local PBS station
(Sorry Guys) called Check Please! [Link: www.wttw.com...]
You'll find lots of restaurant reviews there.

Enjoy your trip and eat hardy!
pragmatist

re: #53 Wookieelips

I get so confused about the man-sex rules in different Islamic countries.
You can't have sex with women, but you can sex with men, but you can't be gay.

It's a little like being a member of NOW- they're all about Women's Rights, except when it comes to supporting Women's Rights other than abortion.

re: #85 Nevergiveup

re: #37 meMarc

How come the CIA hasn't put this stuff on the internet and blamed it on Hamas?

Maybe they have

It's on TMZ tonight.

Speaking of Mahmoud, the hairy little freak is down in Bolivia with Jon Stewart's new buddy.

Are there any gay Bolivians?

He's hooking up with Hugo tomorrow.

re: #81 rtheyserius

well condi..just stop with the farts

"The 12-member squad appears to be an attempt by President Mahmoud Abbas' West Bank government to challenge the monopoly on religious righteousness claimed by the militant group Hamas, the rival ruler of Gaza."

That's a SWELL contest to get in to! Who can impose a seventh century dictatorship quicker and more harshly.

re: #7 Sharmuta

Ewww!

I couldn't figure out how to spell Ewww! . . .(chuckle) thanks!

re: #78 Dublin(CA)Dude

re: #69 A Kiwi Infidel

See my #29.

This story creates a real point of ambivalence: whenever a Hamas-IK guy (Izzedine Kassam are scum of the earth) gets it is normally a cause for celebration but in this case I am also revolted by the prospect of Hamas murdering someone for the crime of being who they are.

But one thing is certain- this is a glorious new chapter for the HEROIC STEADFAST PALESTINIAN PEOPLE!

Midnight at the oasis. Send your camel terrorist to bed...

re: #96 A Kiwi Infidel

re: #78 Dublin(CA)Dude

re: #69 A Kiwi Infidel

See my #29.

That didnt work, I try again

All my shame for plagarising, I heap upon myself

re: #84 Noam Sayin'

re: #79 ted

Gotta get the UN to now include condoms and mini-tubes of KY Jelly in their food packages sent to Gaza and West Bank.

Actually, those arrive with the guys in the blue helmets.

OK, Cool

re: #89 pragmatist

Excellent, pragamtist! Trotters I may pass on, but I am always on the hunt for a good deli. Its on the list!

Thankyou!

re: #13 madisonsfriend

I am so going to email that to everyone I know!

Thanks and G-d Bless.

re: #83 meMarc

re: #75 christheprofessor

I think it's okay to have sex with melons in Turkey...

The country or the bird?

The melon in the bird in the country... ;)

Such a chaste and holy life, with its implications of modesty, purity, temperance, decency, and clean-mindedness, involves no less than the exercise of moderation in all that pertains to dress, language, amusements, and all artistic and literary avocations. It demands daily vigilance in the control of one's carnal desires and corrupt inclinations. It calls for the abandonment of a frivolous conduct, with its excessive attachment to trivial and often misdirected pleasures. It requires total abstinence from all alcoholic drinks, from opium, and from similar habit-forming drugs. It condemns the prostitution of art and of literature, the practices of nudism and of companionate marriage, infidelity in marital relationships, and all manner of promiscuity, of easy familiarity, and of sexual vices. It can tolerate no compromise with the theories, the standards, the habits, and the excesses of a decadent age. Nay rather it seeks to demonstrate, through the dynamic force of its example, the pernicious character of such theories, the falsity of such standards, the hollowness of such claims, the perversity of such habits, and the sacrilegious character of such excesses

(Shoghi Effendi, The Advent of Divine Justice, p. 30)
Compare and contrast: See the differences?

I suggest total abstinece in the Gaza strip and throughout the Palestinian area - for a couple generations - say 40 years - that would work.

re: #43 Sharmuta

"These Hamas people are very immoral and corrupt," said a senior Fatah official. "They use Islam as a cover-up for their crimes."

Pssst! islam is used as a cover-up for more than homosexual sex- see also:

Rape
Murder
Spousal Abuse
Xenophobia
Sexism
Racism

You forgot

Pedophilia
Beastiality

Were the goats happier?

Gaza- things keep getting "better".

how many of these perverts would defend young gay men in moslem countries abt to be hung from cranes or buried alive by bull dozers?

re: #72 Noam Sayin'

I used to eat lunch there 3-4 times a week for years. My stint in shy town was too impoverished to afford to eat in nice restaurants.re: #89 pragmatist

Manny's Rocks! nice choice.

ciaospirit (#44),

re: #34 xrayon
So if this is in the West Bank that means this morality police must be part of the "moderate" Fatah organization right?

The 12-member squad appears to be an attempt by President Mahmoud Abbas' West Bank government to challenge the monopoly on religious righteousness claimed by the militant group Hamas, the rival ruler of Gaza.

Palestinians always put that damper of fun. You can't even make a sarcastic comment about them without their turning around on you.

re: #106 Piglet-U93

Right you are! Thanks.

re: #103 christheprofessor

re: #83 meMarc

re: #75 christheprofessor

I think it's okay to have sex with melons in Turkey...

The country or the bird?

The melon in the bird in the country... ;)

A casaba turfucky

re: #89 pragmatist

Blog ate my comment...
Manny's Rocks. Nice Choice.

Bunch of Muslim martyrf*ckers.

Queer Eye for the Terrorist Guy

..oh, I thought it was about this...

re: #111 Killgore Trout

I noamsayin. I was a college student on my first trip through, then n the music biz and largely poor on those occasions, too. That's where I got the fondness for Billy Goat - besides great cheeseburgers.

Good Lord! This is a "government" ?

re: #105 DistantThunder

I suggest total abstinece in the Gaza strip and throughout the Palestinian area - for a couple generations - say 40 years - that would work.

Sixty years...just to make sure.

I know a great crane rental place...group discount.

The Hamas-Fatah power struggle has descended into the gutter over the past few days, with both parties trading allegations about the involvement of their members in homosexual relations and adultery.

I thought this was common knowledge about these jihadi guys. Sounds identical to the Taliban. Child abuse, gay sex, and adultery. That's what they do, when not frothing about how bad the West and Israel are.

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!
~Sir Walter Scott

Land sakes!
~Me

This is information from a terrorist group, but.. the same terrorist group released the information on Natanz, and also first reported the Quds force EFP factory in Tehran back in July.

Iranian Opposition Group Claims Iran Building Secret Underground Nuclear Facility

Iranian Opposition Group Claims Iran Building Secret Underground Nuclear Facility
By VOA News
27 September 2007

An Iranian opposition group says the Iranian government is building a secret underground military nuclear facility near its existing complex at Natanz in the central part of the country.

The opposition National Council of Resistance of Iran made the assertion at a news conference in Paris Thursday. The claim cannot be independently verified, and the group did not provide any evidence.

The group said its information came from sources within Iran, and indicates that the underground facility is five kilometers from the Natanz complex and will be operational in six months.

The United States and its allies accuse Tehran of trying to build a nuclear weapon and want to impose tougher international sanctions against Iran.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said in his United Nations speech on Tuesday that Tehran's nuclear program is peaceful and transparent.

France said Thursday it does not believe him.

The spokesman for President Nicolas Sarkozy said Paris has some very strong clues indicating that Iran's nuclear program also has military goals.

The National Council of Resistance of Iran is the political arm of the People's Mujahedin of Iran, which the United States and European Union consider to be a terrorist group.

The group five years ago disclosed information about two hidden nuclear sites, including the one at Natanz, helping uncover Iran's nuclear program. However, the group has made other claims in the past that have not been verified.

re: #120 eastvillageinfidel

Good Lord! This is a "government" ?

Are you making reference to the Palestinian Authority or the San Francisco Mayor and city council?

re: #121 goodbye_natalie

Actually, they're ok to keep doing this.

Just avoid their female counterparts.

You can't really blame H&F men for having sex with each other. Given their insane dress codes for their women,it's likely they have no idea what a female looks like. Plus,they never did say those 72 virgins were going to be FEMALE now did they?

Seriously, it is interesting to note that ANY indiscretion by a female will result in a prompt gang raping and killing of said female while in the good ole boys club on the "Gayza Strip" we just roll the camcorder,or send them out of the camp. We need to help these people meet Allah A.S.A.P.

hamas, fatah- this one's for you...

/pimf July last year

Frankie Goes to Gaza

re: #99 A Kiwi Infidel

Not plagerism, simply great minds thinking alike.

Hmmm, Hamas Hershey Highway Patrolman and Fatah Fudge Packers.

If only they had ice rinks and men's figure skating.

Fatwa against Bluetooth in the Magic Kingdom..."used by men to photograph women illegally" or maybe something a bit gayer

Cellphones with Bluetooth haram

re: #19 pink freud

Go to the Cafe du Monde for breakfast. Beignets and chocolate -- or beignets and coffee-with-chicory.

re: #119 Noam Sayin'

I worked downtown earning 12 bucks an hour and I used to enjoy riding the L covered in Ebony dust and reeking of hide glue everyday with the strap hanging suits. I was young, poor, stoned and drunk. My Tom Waits years.

re: #42 Noam Sayin'

re: #72 19 (Criminy, girl! Sit still!) pink freud

re: #67 savage_nation

Any of you learned folks have any fantastic restaurant recommendations for that area?

Billy Goat Tavern

"Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger!"

"Pepsi! Pepsi! Pepsi!"

I once ventured into the Billy Goat tavern with a couple of friends before a Bulls/Lakers game. My three friends were all Lakers fans; I wasn't much a fan of the NBA, but was rooting for Chicago, being the antagonist that I am. We happened to chat up a few a few locals over beers. When they found out that I was rooting for the Bulls - but was not "properly" outfitted in Chicago Bulls attire - one of the locals literally gave me the Bulls sweatshirt off his back, refusing to take no for an answer.

Gotta love Chicago.

re: #128 formercorpsman

Actually, they're ok to keep doing this.

Just avoid their female counterparts.

I know, I know. But you know how nature finds a way. We don't know what kind of mutations 3,500 years of inbreeding can wrought.

re: #136 JHW

Fatwa against Bluetooth in the Magic Kingdom..."used by men to photograph women illegally" or maybe something a bit gayer

Cellphones with Bluetooth haram

Are there any "up-burka" websites?

re: #130 Sharmuta

hamas, fatah- this one's for you...

It may be for them, but I like it too. :)

All this perversion and homosexuality is all the fault of the Jooos!

They won't let us martyr ourselves!

If we can't murder Jooos, we have to revert to homosexuality, bestiality and incest...

Waaah. No one respects our culture...

re: #137 squarepeg
That's my point of departure, squarepeg (and my old stomping grounds.) Things have changed mightily there. I was in NOLA a few months ago, and as a native, I was floored. Not good.

re: #143 Cattt

Funny! I thought Mandy would come back with that comment first.

/Heehee.

re: #134 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

What would Brian Boitano do?

Gaghdad Bob's got a good one coming up...

So they're all at it like bunnies at an SF bath house, but it was the Israelis who gave Arafat & his aide with a "mystery illness"...

lucius septimius (#132),

Frankie Goes to Gaza

LOL.

re: #146 Sharmuta

re: #143 Cattt

Funny! I thought Mandy would come back with that comment first.

/Heehee.

One for all and all for one!
~The Lizardette motto

Why don't Muslim high school children have driver's ed and sex ed on the same day?

The camels are too tired
The sheep are too tired
The goats are too tired
The elementary school kids are too tired

Huntsville Re-opens Fallout shelters

In an age of al-Qaida, sleeper cells and the threat of nuclear terrorism, Huntsville is dusting off its Cold War manual to create the nation's most ambitious fallout-shelter plan, featuring an abandoned mine big enough for 20,000 people to take cover underground.

Others would hunker down in college dorms, churches, libraries and research halls that planners hope will bring the community's shelter capacity to 300,000, or space for every man, woman and child in Huntsville and the surrounding county.

Emergency planners in Huntsville — an out-of-the-way city best known as the home of NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center — say the idea makes sense because radioactive fallout could be scattered for hundreds of miles if terrorists detonated a nuclear bomb.

"If Huntsville is in the blast zone, there's not much we can do. But if it's just fallout ... shelters would absorb 90 percent of the radiation," said longtime emergency management planner Kirk Paradise, whose Cold War expertise with fallout shelters led local leaders to renew Huntsville's program.

Huntsville's project, developed using $70,000 from a Homeland Security grant, goes against the grain because the United States essentially scrapped its national plan for fallout shelters after the collapse of the Soviet Union. Congress cut off funding and the government published its last list of approved shelters at the end of 1992

It's not a bad idea, Civil preparedness has always been an act of intelligence.

And how many days will this be frontpage news in an effort to totally destroy the Muslim faith... Oh wait, they're afraid of violence.

Homosexuality, sodomy, pedophilia?

There must be a shortage of goats,

Whistling at girls is haram.
Piety Squad Patrols Ramallah

GAY iSLAMIC DANCE CORPS

WARNING: Not for the weak or the eyes of children

re: #138 Killgore Trout

re: #119 Noam Sayin'

I worked downtown earning 12 bucks an hour and I used to enjoy riding the L covered in Ebony dust and reeking of hide glue everyday with the strap hanging suits. I was young, poor, stoned and drunk. My Tom Waits years.

I was going to attend U Chicago and study entertainment law at one point in my music career.

/Then I laid down a while and the feeling went away.

Re. #42
Billy Goat Tavern

"Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger!"

"Pepsi! Pepsi! Pepsi!"

You forgot "Chips! Chips! Chips! No Fries!

As I was reading this, I figured the vids would wind up selling on the black market. At least locally, the cat seems to be out of the bag. I do wonder if this will cause a complete meltdown in moral authority.

Probably not.

it's really a horrendous culture of repression, and hatred, and evil , all caused by jews? ? ? go to hell.

re: #90 Sharmuta

re: #53 Wookieelips

I get so confused about the man-sex rules in different Islamic countries.
You can't have sex with women, but you can sex with men, but you can't be gay.

It's a little like being a member of NOW- they're all about Women's Rights, except when it comes to supporting Women's Rights other than abortion.

I still don't get it. Most of the guys in flight school with my boyfriend are prior enlisted (like him--Marines), but younger so they've been to Iraq or Afghanistan at least once.
I hear all about "boys day" in Iraq, and about the Afghanis in drag soliciting soldiers all the time.
But then they kill gay people. HOW can they tell who's gay and who's just "having fun"? Do they just randomly kill guys caught having sex with other guys and ignore it other times?
Seriously, maybe it's because I'm a blonde, but I just don't get it.

re: #159 Noam Sayin'

LOL. That's a classic...

re: #159 Noam Sayin'

I don't blame you. I'm still in the "arts" field, but almost nobody that I went to college with stuck with it a few years past graduation. It's a tough way to make a living in the real world. It's not for "normal" folks.

re: #151 Cattt

But will hamas or fatah go Full Monty?

But this cannot be--what about Arafish and his legacy-- his vast entourage of followers just a bunch of bum fucking sandmonkey deviants --this is intolerable as noted recently by our visiting Columbia Lecturer the Iranian scholar Dinnerjacket--off with there heads !--there are no Homos in Islam !

re: #129 WayDownSouthInBama

You can't really blame H&F men for having sex with each other. Given their insane dress codes for their women,it's likely they have no idea what a female looks like. Plus,they never did say those 72 virgins were going to be FEMALE now did they?

Seriously, it is interesting to note that ANY indiscretion by a female will result in a prompt gang raping and killing of said female while in the good ole boys club on the "Gayza Strip" we just roll the camcorder,or send them out of the camp. We need to help these people meet Allah A.S.A.P.

72 female virgins with skin so pale their internal organs are visible (and that is a turn on?) and 27 young boys, as smooth as pearls, for a martyr's pleasure.

Some people claim that Big Mo promised white raisins, not white virgins, but considering everything we know about Mo and his troops, the rape, the pillage, he couldn't have talked his barbarians into risking death for dried fruit. But the words in Arabic, Aramaic and related Semitic languages of the area, raisin and virgin apparently are similar in spelling or pronunciation.

Today's Lesson in Islam: "Thighing" is not forbidden in Islam. In fact, Mohamhead actually INVENTED the practice with a pre-pubescent girl (Ayeesha, I believe) and it is sometimes practiced between grown men and young boys at Muslim weddings. So really, homosexuality is a huge leap forward for the ham heads. I say, bravo, hamheads. Bravo, indeed.

G - A - Z - A!

/The Fatah People

...' The sudden deployment of Ramadan police was unexpected in Ramallah, the seat of Abbas' government and the most cosmopolitan and well-to-do of the Palestinian cities.."

The most cosmopolitan and well to do?

That's like saying goat shit tastes better than sheep shit.

Saudi Man with 58 Wives

He`s forgotten the names of most of them.

I'm off to fire up the Big Green Egg and char some meat for supper.
/G'nite, Y'all

OH...MY...GOD...

So all we, and the IDF, have to do is open a chain of YMCA's acrross the mideast. Gaza, Tehran, Afhganistan, Baghdad, etc. And all these terrorists can be captured and shipped off to the biggest YMCA of them all! GITMO!
SOUNDTRACK BELOW

hamas and fatah- looking for some Hot Stuff.

Maybe this can help Fatah-Hamas resolve their differences.

[Link: images.search.yahoo.com...]

This could explain why there are no gays in Iran. They've all gone to Gaza

The Key West of Islam!

re: #173 JHW

Saudi Man with 58 Wives

He`s forgotten the names of most of them.

A lot of guys with one have that same problem.

re: #161 Cattt

Maybe not there, but how could anybody else, even the creeps at the UN take these (ass)clowns seriously after this? I have no problem with homosexuality, but this whole scenario is just freaky for "government" officials .

re: #181 eastvillageinfidel

Makes American politicians sex scandals look tame.

Okay, we're getting over the top on a couple comments...

...at the...Y...M...C...A...
you can get a good meal, you can buggar Achmed and Moohamed!
At the Y...M...C...A...AAA.

Sing it with me boyz!

re: #183 Noam Sayin'

It was my link to disco, wasn't it?

re: #183 Noam Sayin'

What Noam?
You wanna be on top?

re: #181 eastvillageinfidel

re: #161 Cattt

Maybe not there, but how could anybody else, even the creeps at the UN take these (ass)clowns seriously after this? I have no problem with homosexuality, but this whole scenario is just freaky for "government" officials .

Hum>>>> You mean like looking for love in airport bathrooms?

re: #153 Thanos

I allways just drive by huntsville...well I stop to take a piss at the rocket rest stop.lol

...does this kinda put Abu Graib in a whole different light?

re: #166 Killgore Trout

I dabble a bit myself - in the art thingy. Never considered myself 'normal', either.

Carbon dioxide did not end the last Ice Age.
Deep-sea temperatures rose 1,300 years before atmospheric CO2, ruling out the greenhouse gas as driver of meltdown, says study in Science.

Carbon dioxide did not cause the end of the last ice age, a new study in Science suggests, contrary to past inferences from ice core records.

“There has been this continual reference to the correspondence between CO2 and climate change as reflected in ice core records as justification for the role of CO2 in climate change,” said USC geologist Lowell Stott, lead author of the study, slated for advance online publication Sept. 27 in Science Express.

“You can no longer argue that CO2 alone caused the end of the ice ages.”

Deep-sea temperatures warmed about 1,300 years before the tropical surface ocean and well before the rise in atmospheric CO2, the study found. The finding suggests the rise in greenhouse gas was likely a result of warming and may have accelerated the meltdown – but was not its main cause.

The study does not question the fact that CO2 plays a key role in climate.

“I don’t want anyone to leave thinking that this is evidence that CO2 doesn’t affect climate,” Stott cautioned. “It does, but the important point is that CO2 is not the beginning and end of climate change.”

While an increase in atmospheric CO2 and the end of the ice ages occurred at roughly the same time, scientists have debated whether CO2 caused the warming or was released later by an already warming sea.

The best estimate from other studies of when CO2 began to rise is no earlier than 18,000 years ago. Yet this study shows that the deep sea, which reflects oceanic temperature trends, started warming about 19,000 years ago...

And according to a report on a Fatah-controlled Web site, a Hamas man was caught naked together with his neighbor’s wife in her bedroom.

Say what? He must be the last straight guy in Gaza.

We should really ease up on hamas and fatah here- they're just Looking For Love...

I've always said "Islam is like a boot on your face". I may have to rethink that... apparently, its more like a teabag on your chin.

Its fun at the YMMA...

Damned hypocrits. Murdering, theiving, lying, buggering, sorry excuses for humanity. Something tells me that the moon dog allah isn't happy about this. Expect a fatwa soon that allows/encourages behavior like this.

Might be time for the IDF to get a copy of the DVD and to crank up the TV transmitters into Lebanon, Egypt, Syria.

re: #192 zombie

.."Say what? He must be the last straight guy in Gaza..."

STONE HIM! STONE HIM!

If they had their own state and weren't oppressed by imperialist Israel, there would be no need for them to act out this way.

/sarc

The Kingdom in the Closet

No homos in Persia? Maybe Khomeni had the solution?

Anayway...

Answers com claim that the correct translation of Khomeni's goat sex statements are:

[Link: answers.yahoo.com...]

blockquote>22-One of things which will cause an animal to be Haram, although it was originally Halal, is a human having sex with it and ... because of this work (sodomizing the animal) its meat and the meat of its lamb which will be born after sodomizing will all be Haram, along with its milk, wool, and hair.

23- If the animal which someone had sex with is an edible animal like a sheep, cow, or camel it should be killed (Zebh) and burned. If it is one of the animals which is not usually eaten but is used for riding and transportation, like a horse or donkey, it should be taken out of the city and sold in another city.

Well maybe they sodomize young boys but at least they do not have immoral behavior such as taping their foot in public restrooms!

/ sarcasm off

re: #194 stevieray

I've always said "Islam is like a boot on your face". I may have to rethink that... apparently, its more like a teabag on your chin.

wow thats low so low--I wish I had said that! Very good!

John 8:7: But when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

*smack* *smack*...Achmed...you know where liars go too. Oh...wrong book...my mistake.

hamas and fatah- they feel love...

#157

"Whistling at girls is haram."
and now we know why...

re: #177 savage_nation

I've never seen that! Too funny. My kids won't go to Chicago without going to the Billy Goat Tavern. They like to oder fries just to tick the guy guy off. We go a couple times a year, and he always remembers them.

re: #17 Liege

Careful with that "bugger" word...

The right word might be debugger.

re: #198 neocon hippie

If they had their own state and weren't oppressed by imperialist Israel, there would be no need for them to act out this way. to engage in self-hatred and repress their true desires. They could celebrate their liberation from western heteronormative hegemony.

/sarc

Corrected that for ya.

Next: "Queering the Quran"

Has this been posted?

Iran shelling Iraq?

What? This is not an act of war any more?

Iranian artillery shells landed in the Haj Umran area, hitting targets on two mountains and villages abandoned from earlier attacks, he said, adding that they reached as far as 17 kilometres (10.5 miles) into Iraqi territory

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

So we can use Iran for Air Force bombing practice, and it is no big deal!
COOL!

re: #136 JHW

Cellphones with Bluetooth haram
Fatwa against Bluetooth in the Magic Kingdom..."used by men to photograph women illegally" or maybe something a bit gayer

Cellphone cameras were also "banned" in the Magic Kingdom, but they were still being sold on the open market in the cellphone souk. It was a running joke while I was there that if you knew the right "prince" you could get booze and pork.

re: #211 savage_nation

I did not!

This article turns my stomach... ):

And to make it worse, I just got a phone call from someone with a foreign accent who called me "your highness"!

Guess my son did warn me against replying to those e-mails about all those $$ from Nigeria & such...even if only to say "tsk tsk" to them... ):

Little children believe the moon is following them before they realize they are moving and the moon only seems to be moving.
I don't think most muslims ever get to that realization.
Example?
Yes.
The Moroccan muslims cannot get enough of the dates grown in Israel this year.
So, how to deal with the fact that they love these dates better than non-israeli-grown dates?
Simple.
They are accusing the Israeli's of trying to tempt them into breaking their ramadan fast be putting such luscious dayes on the market!
[Link: web.israelinsider.com...]

re: #210 alibey

Yes, it appears there is more than a little hypocrisy there.

"This is not a violation of anybody's freedom," he said. "Ramadan has a holiness every person should respect."

I have said it before and I say it again:

islam is a form of mental illness...

re: #197 savage_nation

have you ever driven across the gw bridge and seen that huge american flag? it spans the width of the bridge and almost touches the tops of the big rigs that drive under it.

Did I mention the computer model from Brussells destroys Miami in 9.5 days?

Ok, we all know the European Community sucks, but their model is actually better than the Canadian, Japanese and UK models.

per the Hurricane Center website:

Developed and maintained by an international organization supported by 28 European member states, the ECMWF model is the most sophisticated and computationally expensive of all the global models currently used by NHC. Due to model complexity/resolution, data assimilation, and operational requirements of the member states, the ECMWF model run is among the latest arriving of all available dynamical model guidance. The ECMWF model is a hydrostatic spectral model where the linear terms are triangularly truncated to 799 waves (the nonlinear terms are calculated at a coarser resolution) with 91 vertical levels (TL799L91). This corresponds to a horizontal grid spacing of about 25 km. The ECMWF model employs a hybrid vertical coordinate system which is terrain following in the boundary layer (sigma) and becomes purely isobaric (pressure) near the tropopause. The ECMWF was the first modeling center to use four-dimensional (4-D VAR) data initialization which allows better assimilation of off-time (non-synoptic) observations, particularly from satellite data. The ECMWF system provides forecasts out to 240 hours (10 days) twice daily. Beyond the good medium-range tropical cyclone track prediction skill of the ECMWF model, its high spatial resolution has shown potential for useful intensity forecasting.

hamas to fatah- Love to Love you, Baby

re: #181 eastvillageinfidel

re: #161 Cattt

Maybe not there, but how could anybody else, even the creeps at the UN take these (ass)clowns seriously after this? I have no problem with homosexuality, but this whole scenario is just freaky for "government" officials .

I remember a night at a gay disco in DC back in the 70s. This was after gay liberation but before AIDs, so it was wild. People were snorting coke on the dance floor, having sex in the rest room, running in and out to have sex in the parking lot. A waiter got pissy at me, and I wanted to leave, but the lout who took me had my coat ticket, so several nice guys helped me find him to get the ticket back so I could take a cab home.

That night now has been put in perspective for me and seems like a much more amiable environment (except for that waiter) than the Islamic goings on that are starting to be so embarrassingly revealed.

I think the word of the day that shows why is hypocrite.

re: #219 nyc redneck

re: #197 savage_nation

have you ever driven across the gw bridge and seen that huge american flag? it spans the width of the bridge and almost touches the tops of the big rigs that drive under it.

Yeah--and then I look south and my blood starts to boil!

re: #217 savage_nation

Thanks, Savage. I learned something today!

The storyline should be:
"Suicide bomber looking to trade 72 future virgins for a few guys in a steam bath today"

Well they can always try what some of their neighbors did in the past;

Palestinian Gays Flee to Israel

Homosexuality is much more rampant among the Arabs/Muslims than any other peoples in the world.

Denial is just typical behavior of these demented bigots and hypocrites, it doesn't make it go away.

This is definitely something that the MSM should rub in their face every day of the week.

But we know why they don't do that, don't we?

re: #187 Nevergiveup

Yeah, but didn't he resign? And it's not just the sex itself, it's the whole bizarre scenario. I realize the accusations are supposed to damage their opponents, but the whole group comes off as generally depraved and weird. I guess I shouldn't be suprised, but gosh.

How close is war in the Middle East?
Our enemies naturally feel threatened by the call to [believe in] the Mahdi, for they do not want people to think about justice. But our reply to them is that the era of the aggressive [powers] has come to an end. We believe that it is time for the righteous to rule"...a few days later, during a speech he delivered on August 28, Ahmadinejad went a step further, saying the Mahdi's return is "imminent"..."The current problems faced by the world result from [the rule] of unworthy rulers. The ultimate solution is to replace these unworthy regimes and rulers, and to establish the rule of the Hidden Imam...Those who are not versed in [the doctrine of Mahdism] believe that the return [of the Hidden Imam] will occur only in a very long time, but, according to the divine promise, [his return] is imminent"...perhaps this is why Ahmadinejad opened rather than closed his speeches at Columbia University and at the United Nations this week with a prayer for Allah to hasten the Mahdi's arrival, because he is more convinced than ever that this apocalyptic moment is close at hand...political leaders in the U.S., Europe and the Middle East who believe we should negotiate with Iran are missing the big picture...Ahmadinejad is not operating by the norms of conventional, civilized behavior...he is actively trying to bring about the end of the world...he believes it is his mission, his divine calling...

re: #220 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

When did a hurricane last 9.5 days?

Oh yes, never, until you Yanks occupied muslim lands.

How long until someone makes the Officer Krupke defense:

They're depraved on account of they're deprived!

“Some of them had individual sex, while others preferred group sex. Some of them paid money for sex, while others performed sexual intercourse with males in front of their wives.” ...

Workin' hard for the money.

Maybe air-dropping cases of petroleum jelly would help reduce the pent-up anger.

re: #229 savage_nation

re: #219 nyc redneck

re: #197 savage_nation

have you ever driven across the gw bridge and seen that huge american flag? it spans the width of the bridge and almost touches the tops of the big rigs that drive under it.

Yep. That flag is exactly 14 feet above the roadbed. You can't run anything over 13'6" on the GW or you WILL get stuck on the Cross Bronx.

i saw the flag on 9-11 and i thought it was kissing the tops of those trucks.

re: #30 pink freud

Ot (but only a bit ...)

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first
anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgerytable with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes.

But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. 'Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'

Gotta love an Aggie...LMAO!

re: #231 WhiteRasta

re: #220 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

When did a hurricane last 9.5 days?

Oh yes, never, until you Yanks occupied muslim lands.

I won't last 9 days, it is well East of Puerto Rico now, it'll take 9 days to get to Miami.

re: #161 Cattt

As I was reading this, I figured the vids would wind up selling on the black market. At least locally, the cat seems to be out of the bag. I do wonder if this will cause a complete meltdown in moral authority.

Probably not.

Well, this wouldn't prevent any of them from holding public office in Massachusetts, for example.

But seriously, what "moral authority"?

Hamas may play "party of righteousness" but it murdered its way into power in Gaza, throwing political opponents off of buildings, and everyone there knows it.

Agents of "moral authority" don't wear ski masks as a standard part of their uniforms.

Well, I live in SF. Nothing surprises me anymore. Although the gun thing is kinky. Anyone see the ad for the Folsom Street Fair?

I want everyone to calm down because it is clear to me that there are homosexual acts occurring, but ImaNutBag is still correct: the people themselves are really not homosexual. They just have to deal with the downside of having super-pious wives, created by the total removal of all the fun-organs from them at age 6. This isn't a male problem! It is simply a human problem. All humans who experience orgasm want to have the most moving experience they can. But this is not possible with their wives. So, while their wives look on, they have exciting sex the only way they can, with men. ImaNutBag is completely correct. These men aren't homosexual. They just happen to enjoy sex with men more.

/please tell me I don't have to

I'm perplexed as to why the Delete-o-Mat hasn't shown up yet.

re: #239 looking closely

re: #161 Cattt

As I was reading this, I figured the vids would wind up selling on the black market. At least locally, the cat seems to be out of the bag. I do wonder if this will cause a complete meltdown in moral authority.

Probably not.

Well, this wouldn't prevent any of them from holding public office in Massachusetts, for example.

But seriously, what "moral authority"?

Hamas may play "party of righteousness" but it murdered its way into power in Gaza, throwing political opponents off of buildings, and everyone there knows it.

Agents of "moral authority" don't wear ski masks as a standard part of their uniforms.

Not from our point of view - from the average person there's point of view. When will they see that their religious land religiously oriented leaders (in other words, the leaders) have feet of clay, in essence, was my point.

re: #241 mungagungadin

Wasn't it Tennessee Williams who said that he was a heterosexual but liked to do men?

ode to billy joe ahmandinejad

re: #169 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

re: #129 WayDownSouthInBama

You can't really blame H&F men for having sex with each other. Given their insane dress codes for their women,it's likely they have no idea what a female looks like. Plus,they never did say those 72 virgins were going to be FEMALE now did they?

Seriously, it is interesting to note that ANY indiscretion by a female will result in a prompt gang raping and killing of said female while in the good ole boys club on the "Gayza Strip" we just roll the camcorder,or send them out of the camp. We need to help these people meet Allah A.S.A.P.

72 female virgins with skin so pale their internal organs are visible (and that is a turn on?) and 27 young boys, as smooth as pearls, for a martyr's pleasure.

Some people claim that Big Mo promised white raisins, not white virgins, but considering everything we know about Mo and his troops, the rape, the pillage, he couldn't have talked his barbarians into risking death for dried fruit. But the words in Arabic, Aramaic and related Semitic languages of the area, raisin and virgin apparently are similar in spelling or pronunciation.

Actually, recent Koranic scholarship shows that for the last 14 centuries that whole concept has been mistranslated. When the jihadis show up at the Pearly Gates they are met by Thomas Jefferson, Patrick Henry, George Washington, and 69 other dark-eyed Virginians who pound the crap out of them for attacking our country, then send them where they belong. After which they are met by a large, malodorous being with a forked tail and skin that looks curiously like red tights. He plays the role they expected to play while they play the role of the 72 virgins.

Okay,

One more really, really, sick slap at these fools, then I am done

Eh, so two guys stick it to each other in front of the wife of one of them. Ewww! How come she didn't begin ululating about "family honor"? How come nobody got whacked in an honor killing? The lesson to learn from this: honor is a rotten corpse amongst these folks. A man and a woman talk/look/think about each other/have sex and SHE gets whacked for destroying the family's honor. The patriarch of the family takes it up the butt from a guy in front of his wife and THAT doesn't affect the family's honor.

A new slogan for the Arab penis: made for a woman; best used on a man.

Do you remember that old ad..."I'd walk a mile for a Camel"?

Here another one for the Hamas & Fatah:

re: #240 rawmuse

Well, I live in SF. Nothing surprises me anymore. Although the gun thing is kinky. Anyone see the ad for the Folsom Street Fair?

Yeah. What's 'funny' is, without the Marines, soldiers, sailors and airmen, those nitwits wouldn't have any of that 'fun, frolick, and frivolity' they seem to enjoy so much.
/spit

I am finally able to grasp the true meaning of the word "jihad."

re: #252 George Bruce

I am finally able to grasp the true meaning of the word "jihad."

Which, strangely enough, happens to give a picture of the aforementioned Folsom Street Fair.

This one time...at jihadi band camp...

...while others performed sexual intercourse with males in front of their wives.” ...

Ewww... sick bastards.

re: #254 Ezekiel2517

This one time...at jihadi band camp...

Heh heh * snort * bwahaha!

Fatah officials in Ramallah refused to comment on the latest allegations. However, they stressed that it was not hard to forge such documents since Hamas was now in control of the security headquarters and of all the archives and files inside the buildings.

Don't be fooled my brothers and sisters... we know who is behind this! It was the all powerful Jooos who forged them...
You are being tricked by those clever criminal Zionists!
They are trying to make us look like corrupt criminal thugs... Don't let them get away with it... We must praise g-d and fight back at once in the name of g-d!
Baghdad Bob out here.

re: #241 mungagungadin

I bet their goats get jealous too.

re: #19 pink freud

Repost (sheesh, I finally post and the thread changes!)

Fall break for me is Monday and Tuesday. I am flying to Chicago, staying in the downtown area near the navy pier, and excited as hell to be getting away. I have to pack, I have to make sure all is set for my teenager and then I am driving to New Orleans in the morning to catch a flight.

Any of you learned folks have any fantastic restaurant recommendations for that area?

/in other good news, I've been unbanned from posting on my local forums as long as I agree not to mention Islam. Oh wait ...

Hi Noam! Heya Savage!

The best food in Chicago is the Valois, especially for a big unhealthy breakfast of french toast, muffin with butter, links, oatmeal, and coffee. The cost was laughably low. Lemon sauce fish for dinner was pretty good also.

See Your Food

“A Large Number of Homosexuals,”
Comedy gold, ha ha ha ha! Barny Frank joke? Nancy Pelosi gag? Where's that footage of the swishy Afghan/Taliban guys? Rapidshare/Torrent, plzkthx?

Let's give them their own country.

re: #261 gatorbait

Let's give them their own country.

Let's open up a condom concession at all check points.

re: #19 pink freud

I thought I sent you a lengthy email with lovely restaurants that were within walking distance of where you were staying. It simply died 3/4 way through. I can reconstitute it I suppose.

Did you get nothing? My email list shows nothing transmitted.

So, can we expect a series of assassinations, the suspected perpetrators of which might be fundamentalist islamists? I mean, they lop off heads for less over there...

Homosexuality is much more rampant among the Arabs/Muslims than any other peoples in the world.

It goes a long way towards explaining the penchant/fondness for Arabs/Islam in such European countries as the UK or France.

Now I know why the "Packers" are the most popular NFL team in gaza

Or the Netherlands, or Norway... or anywhere in Europe where "not blond" is hotter.

I imagine if this Gaza thing doesn't work out, these guys could all move to Massachusetts and run for congress.

re: #120 eastvillageinfidel

Good Lord! This is a "government" ?

Are you making reference to the Palestinian Authority or the San Francisco Mayor and city council?

The difference being that the PA apparently only diddles one another, while that Komsomol Summer Camp student government that runs San Francisco has a whole city population to bend over. Some of whom appear to enjoy it, to be sure.

Hmmm. Maybe burkas are not just for women anymore.

re: #2 Ojoe

The possibility of AIDS taking care of our political problem is just an idle fantasy. It would never work. Then no other country would accept them for sure, and Israeli do-gooders would promptly set about taking care of them, even if it meant taxing the Jews more to raise the necessary funds.

These people are just a nightmare and I wish they would go away as much as anybody else.

"The Hamas-Fatah power struggle has descended into the gutter ..."

What a whitewash. Those scumbags would have to *rise* to get into the gutter.

It's fun to stay at the G - A - Z - A
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys

Suicide boners.