Lizard Green is the greatest green.

Couldn't you have gotten a picture of Dick Cheney instead?

Is that like a lounge lizard?

The Lizard King himself? Jim Morrison?

Where's the beer.

It's a real lizard. No trickery. Click the picture for the story.

Is that leisure Suit Larry in the background?

coool!

Where is the GEICO Gekko? Can't be a party without him

OT

The Bush Guard documents are LEGIT after all. Go figure.

[Link: www.salon.com...]

Here is my favorite part:

"Indeed, no credible source has refuted the essential facts of the story."

Really cool, Charles. Next thing, that little guy will be selling car insurance!

Charles,
His *** is hanging out for all to see ! WTF ?
LOL
/this won't make it to Fox ... guaranteed.

Lounge lizard -- gathers with other lizards in a "charged" atmosphere

Couch lizard -- solitary Lounge lizard

re: #7 DesertSage

Is that leisure Suit Larry in the background?

Wouldn't that be Lizzard Suit Larry, in this case?

This sort of salacious content may scandalize the Lady Lizards!

Or... wait... is that a...

This sort of salacious content may overheat the Men Lizards!

Or maybe I was right the first time?

Charles, please help. Is this close relative a "Sir" or a "Ma'am"?

That looks a lot like my daughter's Chinese water dragon...but I don't think he has a purple chaise like that. He's not a fey dragon as far as I know.

That's so hawt!

Trained lizards? Could you train a Komodo Dragon? To be a watch lizard?

I'm not sure that I'd stop and chat with a guy who pulls lizards out of a bag.

re: #14 Max Darkside

re: #7 DesertSage

Is that leisure Suit Larry in the background?

Wouldn't that be Lizzard Suit Larry, in this case?

Leisure Suit Larry In The Land Of The Lounge Lizards...one of the very first games I had on a computer.

Now, that is one heck of a 3rd leg!

re: #21 TexasDude

5th leg

Looks like about a 2:1 junk-to-body-length ratio...

Not sure if this has been posted.
VA Joe to the rescue.

Which 2008 Presidential Candidate Agrees With You?

Answer the questions below to find the 2008 presidential candidate that best aligns with your beliefs. More than 350,000 people have already filled it out. Give it a try!

Charles got himself some tail. Good for him.

/Sorry Charles. I can't help myself.

One fifth of schoolchildren from ethnic minorities - Telegraph

White British children are now a minority in almost a fifth of education authorities in England, official figures have shown.

They are outnumbered at primary and secondary schools in 29 of the 150 local education authority areas, including Birmingham, Leicester, Luton, Slough and most London boroughs.

In some parts of the capital, children from ethnic minority families account for more than nine in 10 school places.

The figures were released on the day Government statistics showed it has been underestimating by a third the number of immigrants expected to come to Britain.

Not very well written, but worth reading about the changing demographics of England.

re: #24 MarineGrunt

I tried that earlier today. Lined me up with Romney. I'm not so sure about that one...I'm probably a lot more conservative.

Hilarious. Robe-less to boot! The Hugh Hefner of lizards.

That's a very long uh...er...ummm...tail?

He looks like he could use a beer to go with that recliner.

We need couches like that in the Lizard Lounge.

re: #25 rabidsquirrel

I'm rolling with laughter!

Apparently it is easy being green.

re: #10 SouthernFriedChickenHawk

OT

The Bush Guard documents are LEGIT after all. Go figure.

[Link: www.salon.com...]

Here is my favorite part:

"Indeed, no credible source has refuted the essential facts of the story."

Okay, I say Dan Rather is desperately trying to salvage a legacy he destroyed while selfishly trying to influence a national presidential election. No credible source has refuted that fact, making it so. Shades of Wilson looking for yellowcake!

I shall NEVER use the term 'hung like lizard" in a negative way again.

re: #10 SouthernFriedChickenHawk

OT

The Bush Guard documents are LEGIT after all. Go figure.

[Link: www.salon.com...]

Here is my favorite part:

"Indeed, no credible source has refuted the essential facts of the story."

Already answered that stupid article by Sid Vicious here.

they would just sit there like this. Don't really know why.

/probably because they were cold

Shades of Wilson looking for yellowcake!

I hear it goes really well with sweet mint tea.

More Lizards here

If you don't have any WMD's,or have a program to build WMD's,why would you ask to take "all the information on WMDs" with you when you leave the country?

re: #24 MarineGrunt

Not sure if this has been posted.
VA Joe to the rescue.

Which 2008 Presidential Candidate Agrees With You?

Answer the questions below to find the 2008 presidential candidate that best aligns with your beliefs. More than 350,000 people have already filled it out. Give it a try!

Interesting. The guys I like best happen to be the ones that match the best.

Must be coincidence.

re: #37 Killian Bundy

That's what I was thinking.

re: #19 windbag

I'm not sure that I'd stop and chat with a guy who pulls lizards out of a bag.

Psssttt...hey buddy. Want some lizard?

#10 SouthernFriedChickenHawk

Does Salon know that not only did Charles prove it, but a commission set up by CBS, including a former U.S. Attorney General, said they were wrong?

re: #43 MandyManners

re: #19 windbag

I'm not sure that I'd stop and chat with a guy who pulls lizards out of a bag.

That just sounds so...dirty!

Unholy alliance update...

Is anyone here familiar with Islamo-Punk music, also known as Taqwacore? The new edition of Rolling Stone has a glowing review of a recent Islamic-Punk tour featuring the bands the Kominas, Vote Hezbollah and Secret Trial Five. As rolling Stone puts it, "All of the bands share left-of-center politics and an antipathy towards the president."

I can't find the Rolling Stone article on the internet but here is an article from Newsweek: Slam Dancing for Allah

The nihilism of punk meets the nihilism of Islam.

Worry.

Hugging lizards.

Lizard style.

re: #47 MandyManners

Lizard pr0n. How low we have sunk.

The lizard looks happy and content.
Like he/she just ate a big fly.

re: #42 BignJames

I owned an iguana.

/they're incredibly quick when warm

Lizard foreplay

Fat and happy after a day of slinging scat at the angry, seething horde!
This is the lizardoid life, friends!

Lizard attacks news guy.

re: #24 MarineGrunt

Which 2008 Presidential Candidate Agrees With You?

This is a joke, right?

Kansas Senator Sam Brownback (R)
74.58% match

re: #48 Bunker Buster

re: #47 MandyManners

Lizard pr0n. How low we have sunk.

LOL! Indeed.

OT

"Lost" B-52 nuke cruise missiles were on way to Middle East for attack on Iran
Labor Day weekend incident was a revolt by US Air Force and other US intelligence agencies against Bush-Cheney plans for pre-emptive nuclear and conventional strike on Iran.

WMR has learned from U.S. and foreign intelligence sources that the B-52 transporting six stealth AGM-129 Advanced Cruise Missiles, each armed with a W-80-1 nuclear warhead, on August 30, were destined for the Middle East via Barksdale Air Force Base in Louisiana.

However, elements of the Air Force, supported by U.S. intelligence agency personnel, successfully revealed the ultimate destination of the nuclear weapons and the mission was aborted due to internal opposition within the Air Force and U.S. Intelligence Community.

PROJECT CHECKMATE was leaked in an article by military analyst Eric Margolis in the Rupert Murdoch-owned newspaper, the Times of London, is a program that involves over two dozen Air Force officers and is headed by Brig. Gen. Lawrence Stutzriem and his chief civilian adviser, Dr. Lani Kass, a former Israeli military intelligence officer who, astoundingly, is now involved in planning a joint U.S.-Israeli massive military attack on Iran that involves a "decapitating" blow on Iran by hitting between three to four thousand targets in the country. Stutzriem and Kass report directly to the Air Force Chief of Staff, General Michael Moseley, who has also been charged with preparing a report on the B-52 nuclear weapons incident.

I must have missed this one earlier - anyone else hear about this?

re: #51 rabidsquirrel

Lizard foreplay

*runs screaming into the night*

Lizards sans tails

Is that ChenZhen?

re: #56 Racer X

Ummm...from a blog titled "CRIMES AND CORRUPTION OF NEW WORLD ORDER NEWS"?

I think I've seen that guy and his lizards below DIA. I think they're trying to train some to go find certain people who are hard to find.

re: #58 rabidsquirrel

Lizards sans tails

And, hair!

That reminds me I have to renew my car insurance.

#56 Racer X
moonbat missile conspiracy

Is my screen dusty or does that lizard have a little green penis?

Want one! I would hug him, and love him, and pet him, and squeeze him!

re: #60 MandyManners

Haha!

Yes, consider the source. Talk about fantasy. It just seemed waaayyy out there. Had not heard that one before.

re: #59 Mich-again

Is that ChenZhen?

No, I'm pretty sure this is General Chen...

re: #66 Mongerel

OK, Lenny. Let me tell you about the farm...

/George

re: #6 Charles

It's a real lizard. No trickery. Click the picture for the story.

I was just about to... :->

re: #64 xenophobic

Oh man, it gets better!

#56, Racer X. Someone has a vivid imagination, a computer, and a blog.

re: #24 MarineGrunt

506K have taken the quiz. It popped up Fred for me. Go figure.

Good night, Lizards!

Moonbat fairy tales and presidents who learn to fly fighter jets as a hobby. Going to bed.

re: #72 gymnast

#56, Racer X. Someone has a vivid imagination, a computer, and a blog.

What does does Markos Moulitsas have to do with this?

re: #74 MandyManners

Good night, Lizards!

'Nite Mandy. Pleasant dreams.

re: #56 Racer X

Here's the original story about the nuke loaded B52.

[Link: www.freep.com...]

re: #76 rabidsquirrel

re: #72 gymnast

#56, Racer X. Someone has a vivid imagination, a computer, and a blog.

What does does Markos Moulitsas have to do with this?

Just different type of disinformation.

re: #24 MarineGrunt

If you select "Unsure" on every issue, you get matched up with Biden. Too funny.

    Okay, not OT, not HERE ...

    Islam invades the SitComs ... or help, they're dhimmifying our couch potatos!

    New on the CW: Aliens In America!

Justin Tolchuck (Dan Byrd, "The Hills Have Eyes") is a sensitive, lanky 16-year old just trying to make it through the social nightmare of high school in Medora, Wisconsin, with the help of his well-meaning mom Franny (Amy Pietz, "Caroline in the City"), aspiring-entrepreneur dad Gary (Scott Patterson, "Gilmore Girls") and his beautiful and popular younger sister Claire (Lindsey Shaw, "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide").

...

However, when the Tolchuck's exchange student arrives, he turns out to be Raja Musharaff (Adhir Kalyan, "Fair City"), a 16-year-old Muslim from a small village in Pakistan. Raja is thoughtful, responsible and wise beyond his years. To the Tolchucks and everyone else in Medora, he's also just about as foreign as a foreigner can be. While the rest of the family is slightly freaked out by the Muslim in their midst, Gary is comforted by the fact that the host family receives a monthly check to help with expenses. This fits right in with Gary's money-making schemes, and when he sees how hard-working and respectful Raja is, he's totally on board. As for Claire, she's too busy with her friends and her new boyfriend to pay much attention to their houseguest, but Raja is smitten from the moment he first sees her. After the initial shock wears off, Justin is quickly won over by Raja's humor, gestures of friendship and by their common status as outsiders. Despite the cultural chasm between them, Justin and Raja develop an unlikely bond that just might allow them to navigate the minefield that is contemporary high school.

...

"Aliens In America" is from CBS Paramount Network Television Inc. and Warner Bros. Television with executive producers Tim Doyle ("Jake in Progress"), Moses Port ("Just Shoot Me," "Mad About You") and David Guarascio ("Just Shoot Me," "Mad About You"), and co-executive producers Richard Day ("Arrested Development," "The Larry Sanders Show") and Michael Glouberman ("Malcolm in the Middle," "3rd Rock From the Sun").

    Where's Archie Bunker & George Jefferson when you need them?

}:P     [Dig the preview ... ]

Well. I might as well leave, too. Goodnight Alex, Goodnight Geddy, Goodnight Neal.

I am fighting a trufer movement at work. Oh its bad. I have no patience for trufers. Not one drop. I took on a pair of idiotos at work today for about 10 minutes but like always debunking a trufer is a mixture of mud wrestling with a pig and playing whack-a-mole. No one ever wins. You can't win a debate against an illogical opponent.

After having these discussions several times with various people I thought I knew, I am now of the opinion that trufers are just neo-nazis looking for a new angle on a very old theme.

re: #56 Racer X

I must have missed this one earlier - anyone else hear about this?

I don't hang out with the mentally ill, so, no.

The story is completely stupid and nonsensical anyway. There are plenty of nukes in the Middle East already, on board the carriers. I'd bet my last red cent that nuclear weapons are NOT an integral part of any regular strike plan on Iran. Officers flying B-52s don't "revolt" against "administration plans" they wouldn't be privy to anyway.

On the internet, you're never more than two clicks away from a crazy person.

re: #83 Mich-again

trufers are just neo-nazis looking for a new angle on a very old theme.

That's a useful way of recasting it. Gonna steal that from you, shamelessly.

'Night everybody.

The impending Iranian strike will look like a terrorist attack from one of Iran's several disenfranchised minorities. I predict a Mullahttack. Ah but which one? Pick the baddest one and make a big car swarm party.

re: #86 savage_nation

Well, I had one arrested a couple weeks ago. Boy, that was fun!

LOL! Thats funny as hell. I told them early on that I know of the tactic that every time I whack a mole and prove a single detail of the theory wrong that they would try to say that being able to prove it wrong only proved that it was a conspiracy. Man its like pouring water on a book of matches.

That photo is making the rounds. Here's more background on it.
lizard in coffee shop

re: #91 savage_nation

Is this the airport story? Tell it again!

re: #94 savage_nation

re: #92 Mongerel

That little saga starts right here...

That night was better than getting laid and as good as a fine T-bone steak.

will read and be back!

re: #96 savage_nation

Enjoy!

That's the thread/story I remember. "Terminal"...I just misunderstood. I am not a very worldly Lizard.

Purple and green- great combo.

savage_nation:

Forgot to mention how much I enjoyed your account of that event! Got a whiff of T-Bone all the way down here in Texas!

Lizards: Looking for some audio comedy that touches on some of LGF's themes? If so... for now you can download The New Phil Hendrie Show:

[Link: www.newphilhendrieshow.com...]

For September 25th... audio quality isn't the best, but check out his rants at these spots:

12;15 - islamic cabbies wanting special treatment at airports (continues after break at 14;30)

15;19 - marines barred from filming on the streets of SF

That fuzzy purple couch/chaise is a piece of Barbie furniture, for what it's worth, part of the "bordello Barbie" line.

I like the one they posted over at Death by a 1000 Papercuts better.

re: #101 infopimp

I *heart* free podcasts! Thanks!

Having a Martini

re: #105 savage_nation

Sweet dreams, and thanks again. *Salutes*

re: #106 Egfrow

Fastest Photoshop Ever!

re: #2 squarepeg
And speaking of, this blog entry is kinda funny...
[Link: thetreetopflyer.blogspot.com...]

New suggestions for rotating titles, all of which are anagrams of "Little Green Footballs":

Totaling Feeble Trolls
Rebels tell of totaling
Tell if globe's tolerant
lifelong ballot setter
lifelong ballot tester
tell of gotten liberals
get liberals toll often
liberal often gets toll

LMAO alert... Carson Daly about to have as a guest that famous flamer Perez Hilton, and a (fake) mahmoud ahmadigenerate calls the show repeatedly to announce ' We have no gays', then hangs up.
Well, you had to be there.

Having a Corona Light

re: #48 Bunker Buster

re: #47 MandyManners

Lizard pr0n. How low we have sunk.

I'm thinking that Little Green Dude would be on the cover of the premier edition of our new mag for LGFers - PlayLizard.

Just sayin'.

re: #113 Egfrow

I knew we could get better sponsors for LGF.

"I've got the greens, I got the fainting couch greens..."
/idea from Gary Larson, The Far Side

re: #66 Mongerel

Want one! I would hug him, and love him, and pet him, and squeeze him!

...and call him George?

I'd hit it.

awesome picture.

Wow. He's adorable!

You could make a LITTLE GREEN FOOTBALL out of him!

(Am I on the right track, Charles?)

Iguana porn!

Yeah, I'm kinda gonna have to caption that.

What a cool character.

Greetings Lizardoids!

I have a big favor to ask you, and please cut me some slack here since I just had a baby daughter and am really, really tired!

I would really like your creative contributions in the comments to my latest post:
http://www.israellycool.com/2007/09/28/terror-enta nglements/

I know you have it in you :)

I had a pet iguana when I was a kid

I named it "Charlie Iguana"

If anything was ever a 'must buy' then this is it for you Charles!

re: #124 israellycool
Excellent Icool, I loved it ^^

That's a sexy lizard!

Charles, your relative looks like a very handsome and distinguished sort of fellow!

israellycool, congratulations on your little girl!

Clicking the pic takes you to a flicker picture, and in the comments some guy says, "Oh, that's Henry the Lizard lover." More here:

[Link: www.todaysplanet.com...]

re: #124 israellycool

Greetings Lizardoids!

I have a big favor to ask you, and please cut me some slack here since I just had a baby daughter and am really, really tired!

I would really like your creative contributions in the comments to my latest post:
http://www.israellycool.com/2007/09/28/t error-entanglements/

I know you have it in you :)

I am so happy for you! :)
How many children do you have?
Going over to your site right now...

Ew! Gross! You can see his whole area!

re: #15 Pro-Bush Canuck

This sort of salacious content may scandalize the Lady Lizards!

Or... wait... is that a...

This sort of salacious content may overheat the Men Lizards!

Or maybe I was right the first time?

Charles, please help. Is this close relative a "Sir" or a "Ma'am"?

It's difficult to tell by just looking. I'm not sure, but I think that male reptiles keep their 'equipment' inside until needed. See here for some more info.
He/she is still a cute little lizard!

All he needs is a drink in one hand and he could be poster-boy..er "lizard " for the "Lizard Lounge!"

that's just waaay tooo cute! i want one to watch tv with me!

re: #117 too-old to-?

re: #66 Mongerel

Want one! I would hug him, and love him, and pet him, and squeeze him!

...and call him George?

Classic Bugs! They just don't make 'em like they used to!

Alright Sir Charles, the time has come to ask the other question, how did we become lizards anyway? I assume this is a derogatory term you chose to embrace as an endearment... can you share?

Charles, I'm shocked (shocked!) that you would post such a gratuitously risque photo. I had to cover my eyes.

/really...I'm not kidding...honest to murgatroid.

re: #131 Ma Sands

This was my 4th child!

I'm doing my bit to win the demographic war :)