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Ted Rall: Only Idiots Die in Iraq, US IQ Soars

Charles JohnsonFollow @Green_Footballs

10/25/07 9:12:35 am • Views: 3,937

Here’s a look into the squirmy, ugly mind of Ted Rall, whose latest cartoon about US troops in Iraq says: “Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared.”

(Hat tip: LGF readers.)

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