The religious apartheid kingdom of Saudi Arabia has announced they will attend the Annapolis “peace in our time” conference, but don’t ask them to shake hands with any Israelis.

CAIRO, Egypt - Saudi Arabia and other Arab nations decided Friday to attend next week’s U.S.-sponsored Middle East peace conference. But the Saudi foreign minister said he would not allow “theatrics” such as handshakes with Israeli officials, insisting the meeting make serious progress.