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Fri, Nov 30, 2007 at 3:11:58 pm PST

Here’s a thread for the hostage situation at a Clinton campaign office in new Hampshire: Man takes hostages at Clinton office.

ROCHESTER, N.H. - A deranged man wearing what appeared to be a bomb strapped to his chest walked into a Hillary Rodham Clinton campaign office Friday, took several hostages and demanded to speak to the candidate, authorities said.

The man released at least three hostages as the afternoon wore on, but nearly four hours after the standoff began, police said they were still dealing with a hostage situation and the man had not been taken into custody. “We’re confident we have the resources available to end this safely,” Capt. Paul Callaghan said at a briefing. He repeatedly refused to say how many hostages were taken and how many remained.

Clinton was in the Washington area at the time, and extra security precautions were taken to protect the former first lady, who still has a Secret Service detail, said a law-enforcement official, who spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to discuss the situation.

The man entered the simple storefront office along the town’s main street around 1 p.m., ordered people onto the floor and then let a mother and her baby leave, said State Police Maj. Michael Hambrook. About two hours later, a woman in a green sweater was led away from the building by a SWAT team member. Authorities, some carrying shields and guns, had the building surrounded. ...

The suspect was an older man known around the town to be mentally unstable, the law enforcement official told the AP. He walked into the campaign office and opened his jacket, revealing what appeared to be a pipe bomb.

The law enforcement official confirmed the name of the man as Leeland Eisenberg and said Eisenberg demanded to speak with Clinton. But authorities did not know what Leeland wanted to talk to Clinton about.

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1 pegcity  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:12:57pm

Bush's fault yet?

2 SecretInternetDoucheBag  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:13:48pm

I question the timing.

3 rahmanager  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:14:01pm

Drudge is reporting it's already over.

4 RTLM  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:15:05pm

John Gibson is mocking the Kos/ crooks & liars/huffpo twits.

5 Sarge1984  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:15:31pm

Yup. They've got a guy on the ground now.

6 SecretInternetDoucheBag  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:16:28pm

I was being sarcastic in comment #2

7 Sifty  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:16:43pm

48 hour rule.

I don't believe a word of it.

It's probably a weather balloon.

8 zombie  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:17:02pm

The good news is the hostages have been released.

The guy needs to be taken down and locked up in the looney bin ASAP.

There is no good side to this story, no way to "spin" it. I don't care what his political affiliations were. He's a violent psycho. Period.

Whether he's obsessed with Clinton as a devotee, or if he hated Clinton, is irrelevant: NOBODY should be using violence and endangering innocent people in order to promote their "beliefs."

9 Sir Lurksalot  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:17:28pm

It's just Bill.

This is the only way he can get her to talk to him.

10 WayDownSouthInBama  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:17:28pm

It's a sad story and,thankfully,it ended without anyone being hurt. Mental illness is just as serious a problem as any other disability and making fun of someone with a mental illness is no different than making fun of someone in a wheelchair. I hope this guy gets the medical help he needs.

11 Charles  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:17:34pm

They just took someone into custody, but he was wearing a shirt and tie. No evidence of a bomb.

12 Sifty  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:17:43pm

Congratulations Mr. Loony Hostage Taker!

Please report to Hollywood for your Reality Show with Paris Hilton.

13 darkpixel  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:18:23pm

With any luck, no one got hurt.

Working for the Clintons should only imperil your mortal soul, not your physical well being on the material plane.

14 bottehond  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:18:33pm

Are all lizzards accounted for?

15 nolocon  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:18:45pm

Sadly, this will likely trigger copycats.

16 debutaunt  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:19:11pm

re: #14 bottehond

PIYF

17 bottehond  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:20:00pm

re: #9 Sir Lurksalot

ROTFL. She's the boss nowadays, isn't she. She makes me think of Sherry Palmer.

18 Ojoe  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:20:03pm

In my mind it is not a good recommendation for Hillary that she attracts this type.

19 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:20:34pm

Just one of those bizarre things, like the mental case that accosted Rather.

20 missouri boy  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:20:54pm

You know this caused Hillary to cancil her open debate with Edwards and Obama...Hmmm. Maybe on purpose?

21 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:21:17pm

re: #17 bottehond

re: #9 Sir Lurksalot

ROTFL. She's the boss nowadays, isn't she. She makes me think of Sherry Palmer.

Who is Sherry Palmer?

/ig-nernt

22 zombie  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:21:20pm

I predict now the following:

The Left will insist that the guy is the "typical right-wing nut" and use this incident to smear all non-Hillary supporters as violent dangerous creeps.

The Right will accuse the Hillary campaign of staging this whole thing as sympathy-generating false incident.

I can almost already guarantee that they're both wrong:

There are many unhinged people in the world, and they get focused on and obsessed with celebrities. This is likely to be no different. It's not about his "political beliefs" whatever they may be, but about his personal lunacy.

However, my voice will be a voice in the wilderness. I can already hear the onrush of a million conspiracy theories, beating their little wings.

23 nigella  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:21:45pm

On the other threads today there were some pretty wild conspiracy theories going on. I understand being skeptical of anything regarding the Clintons, but some were way over the edge.Happy all are safe.This is in stark contrast to Kos if Rudys' election quarters were taken hostage. They would have been rooting for a massacre.

24 Occasional Reader  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:21:51pm

I'll float the standard conspiracy theory that comes up on LGF threads in these situations (sad, but true), just to get it out of the way: "Could this be a jihadist trial run? And the government and press and now covering it up to lull us back to sleep?"

25 Sifty  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:22:00pm

re: #18 Ojoe

In my mind it is not a good recommendation for Hillary that she attracts this type.

You mean aside from the horns, hooves, pants-suit, and bifurcated tail she has additional warning signs?

sheesh. the woman needs more labels than a pack of menthols.

26 bottehond  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:22:01pm

re: #16 debutaunt

Do you know the meaning of humor?

27 redshirt  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:22:08pm

re: #8 zombie

Zombie, are you talking about this, or slyly commenting on islam?

28 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:22:20pm

re: #22 zombie

I predict now the following:

The Left will insist that the guy is the "typical right-wing nut" and use this incident to smear all non-Hillary supporters as violent dangerous creeps.

The Right will accuse the Hillary campaign of staging this whole thing as sympathy-generating false incident.

I can almost already guarantee that they're both wrong:

There are many unhinged people in the world, and they get focused on and obsessed with celebrities. This is likely to be no different. It's not about his "political beliefs" whatever they may be, but about his personal lunacy.

However, my voice will be a voice in the wilderness. I can already hear the onrush of a million conspiracy theories, beating their little wings.

And we'll hear cries for "conservative control", and forcing people register their conservatives.

29 Sifty  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:22:52pm

Has anyone contacted Jodie Foster about this?

That broad is a trouble maker.

30 debutaunt  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:23:07pm

re: #21 Ward Cleaver

re: #17 bottehond


re: #9 Sir Lurksalot

ROTFL. She's the boss nowadays, isn't she. She makes me think of Sherry Palmer.


Who is Sherry Palmer?

She was the first lady in the best year of 24.

/ig-nernt

31 commander_vimes  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:23:21pm

mo' bear ebay auction canceled? it was to go through 12/6
ebay link

32 nyc redneck  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:23:27pm

can't wait to hear what he wanted to talk to shrillary abt. of course he may not remember since was he drinking for 2 days straight, according to hannity. ( this nut case needs help.)

33 Neo Con since 9-11  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:23:31pm

re: #18 Ojoe

This sad episode says nothing about Hillary. Jodie Foster attracted the same kind of attention.

34 Occasional Reader  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:23:45pm

re: #22 zombie

The Right will accuse the Hillary campaign of staging this whole thing as sympathy-generating false incident.

Who do you mean here by "the Right"?! No remotely serious or responsible conservative will float this theory. OTOH, the MSM will eagerly gobble up any "conservative" trait they can find about this guy.

35 zombie  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:23:58pm

re: #15 nolocon

Sadly, this will likely trigger copycats.

Thinking back on it, the Boobs Not Bombs incident at the San Francisco Hillary HQ that I documented is not as funny in retrospect as we thought it was. The nude women could have been a real threat. People are scary sometimes.

36 Killgore Trout  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:24:07pm

re: #22 zombie

The Koskidz had a diary early that Clinton staged it herself.

Is Hillary Clinton wagging the dog, as Bill did to distract us?

37 commander_vimes  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:24:18pm

re: #30 debutaunt

re: #21 Ward Cleaver

re: #17 bottehond


re: #9 Sir LurksalotROTFL. She's the boss nowadays, isn't she. She makes me think of Sherry Palmer.


Who is Sherry Palmer?She was the first lady in the best year of 24.

/ig-nernt

not the wife of leland and mother of laura. whole different show.

38 Sifty  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:24:29pm

re: #22 zombie

Garden-variety loon. Most towns have some. Nothing more, I'll wager.

39 WayDownSouthInBama  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:24:32pm

re: #22 zombie

I predict now the following:

The Left will insist that the guy is the "typical right-wing nut" and use this incident to smear all non-Hillary supporters as violent dangerous creeps.

The Right will accuse the Hillary campaign of staging this whole thing as sympathy-generating false incident.

I can almost already guarantee that they're both wrong:

There are many unhinged people in the world, and they get focused on and obsessed with celebrities. This is likely to be no different. It's not about his "political beliefs" whatever they may be, but about his personal lunacy.

However, my voice will be a voice in the wilderness. I can already hear the onrush of a million conspiracy theories, beating their little wings.

Excellent post! Political beliefs aren't even in the picture here to me. Make that two voices in the wilderness.

40 Occasional Reader  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:24:55pm
The nude women could have been a real threat.

Rotating title nominee?

41 zombie  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:25:11pm

re: #27 redshirt

re: #8 zombie

Zombie, are you talking about this, or slyly commenting on islam?

I'm talking straight. Not a sly comment on Islam or anything else.

42 Alberta Oil Peon  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:26:01pm

re: #22 zombie

I'm sure you are right about this, Zombie. It's another Hinckley, or another Mark David Chapman. Nutbars that are fixated on their targets' celebrity status, and nothing else. They are probably too far gone to even have a cogent political thought.

43 razorbacker  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:26:07pm
Clinton Campaign Office Held Hostage

Bad Office! Bad, bad Office! Now you go sit in the corner, and I don't want to hear of any more of your hostages.

44 debutaunt  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:26:10pm

re: #26 bottehond

re: #16 debutaunt

Do you know the meaning of humor?


I love humor. It's one of the best things in this world and is the way I do my ab exercises. Laughing is wonderful. I understand it adds years to your life.

45 Killgore Trout  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:26:10pm

Kokid komedy...
How Hillary should respond to the NH bomb scare

Hillary needs to show she's strong. She needs to impress the serious pundits in Washington who think President Bush is strong. I suggest that she should do like George did. It would impress them. When terrorists of mostly Saudi extraction supported by Al Queda (headquartered in Afghanistan) flew planes into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, George Bush invaded Iraq.

I suggest that Hillary ought to invade Florida and blame the Florida Replubicans for this bomb scare. Seriously. Think about it. The Florida Replubicans are bad people, they stole the election from Al Gore in 2000.

I know what you're saying. But those Replubicans had nothing to do with the bomb scare. Well ... who cares if they had nothing to do with the Rochester, NH bomb scare and hostage situation. Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11 ... so there ... It worked for George Bush!

46 jcm  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:26:28pm

re: #22 zombie

He proof 9/11 was an inside job. Now "the man" has him and the proof in custody.

47 Occasional Reader  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:27:14pm

re: #36 Killgore Trout

re: #22 zombie

The Koskidz had a diary early that Clinton staged it herself.

Is Hillary Clinton wagging the dog, as Bill did to distract us?

So zombie's prediction was half-correct: The LEFT accuses the Hillary campaign of staging this whole thing as sympathy-generating false incident.

48 Live4Truth  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:27:51pm
...But authorities did not know what Leeland wanted to talk to Clinton about.

As if that's the least bit significant. Heck, I'd like to talk with Mrs. Clinton too (I have no idea what I'd say, but given the opportunity, I'd try to come up with some good questions). Do you suppose that the media will now report that?:

"'Live4Truth' wrote at Little Green Footballs on Friday, that he'd like to speak with Clinton. But it is not known what he wanted to talk with Clinton about."

But, threaten violence and hold people hostage, and then everyone wants to know what's on your mind? Something's just not right about that. Once a person takes it to that level, then "what's on his mind" should be irrelevant to everyone (except maybe his shrink...).

49 Mazeman  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:28:08pm

re: #11 Charles

They just took someone into custody, but he was wearing a shirt and tie. No evidence of a bomb.

It was Sandy Berger, retrieving some documents.

50 Sifty  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:28:35pm

re: #46 jcm

re: #22 zombie

He proof 9/11 was an inside job. Now "the man" has him and the proof in custody.

At last! I knew some town drunk (ala Otis from Mayberry) wacko held the key to the whole thing!

Is Rosie on Ham Force One to the scene yet?

51 pegcity  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:28:50pm

re: #49 Mazeman

re: #11 Charles


They just took someone into custody, but he was wearing a shirt and tie. No evidence of a bomb.

It was Sandy Berger, retrieving some documents.

It was merely street theater

52 debutaunt  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:29:07pm

re: #37 commander_vimes

re: #30 debutaunt


re: #21 Ward Cleaver

re: #17 bottehond

re: #9 Sir LurksalotROTFL. She's the boss nowadays, isn't she. She makes me think of Sherry Palmer.

Who is Sherry Palmer?She was the first lady in the best year of 24.

/ig-nernt


not the wife of leland and mother of laura. whole different show.


President Palmer - from 24 - his wife.

53 DANEgerus  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:29:42pm

My guess is one of the 'plants' for the cancelled CBS debate was so brokenhearted that he was denied a chance to ask Hillary what her favorite color is that he was driven to desperation.

The Obama campaign offices in NH have also pants-wettingly girl-screamingly fled in terror... I mean "evacuated". John Edward's campaign staffers also fled in terror from the hostage situation.

Not to be outdone... Hillary(D) evacuated all of her Iowa offices...

All three (D)emocrat party candidates are reportedly advocating pulling the police out of the city to allow the problem to 'go away', since such hostage siezures are a consequence of our occupation of prime office space, although Barack Obama insists he is willing to invade Vermont.

54 redshirt  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:29:46pm

re: #41 zombie

re: #27 redshirt

re: #8 zombie

Zombie, are you talking about this, or slyly commenting on islam?

I'm talking straight. Not a sly comment on Islam or anything else.

yeah, I know you were serious. I am only remarking that the use of violence is the jihadi way as well. They are all nutjobs like this guy. Only difference is the numbers.

55 Geepers  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:29:55pm

Sifty (#7),

48 hour rule.

I don't believe a word of it.

It's probably a weather balloon.

LOL.

56 razorbacker  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:29:55pm

All kidding aside, I'm sure that this unfortunate incident will be helpful in bringing to light the scandalous ease with which just anybody can obtain flares. Oughtta be a law. And soon, probably will be.

57 lostlakehiker  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:31:17pm

Some parties have more crazies than others.
Gallup poll findings on mental health
It's one thing to mock the insane. Not me. But what is fair game for mockery is the insane notion that the insane should be deinstitutionalized. We don't count it progress to turn orphans out of orphanages or centenarians out of nursing homes.

Well, maybe we'll get there, if we can enact the Hillarycare version of European-style national health care. The French have a truly Jonathan Swiftian answer to centenarians. They just wait for a heat wave in August, send the staff on vacation like usual, and when the air conditioning fails, nature takes its course. French heat wave story

The toll exceeds the prior government count of 11,435, a figure that was based only on deaths in the first two weeks of the month.

The new estimate includes deaths from the second half of August, after the record-breaking temperatures of the first half of the month had abated.

The bulk of the victims — many of them elderly — died during the height of the heat wave, which brought suffocating temperatures of up to 104 degrees in a country where air conditioning is rare. Others apparently were greatly weakened during the peak temperatures but did not die until days later.

The new estimate comes a day after the French Parliament released a harshly worded report blaming the deaths on a complex health system, widespread failure among agencies and health services to coordinate efforts, and chronically insufficient care for the elderly.

58 juan  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:31:42pm

At the lounge enjoying the EggNog.

Interesting that Hilyer may sueee CNN for Campbell Brown's "Hit Piece" on Citizens United.

Maybe now, some of the traitors on MSM will have some second thoughts before airing their treasonous comments.

Sorry, prolly not --

59 RAXTSFK  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:31:50pm

So i guess no one cares about the completely staged CNN debate anymore huh?

I guess we're not talking about the DNC/Hillary plants at the debate.

Debate? What debate?

60 Mazeman  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:32:30pm

In a weird way, this elevates Hillary in "presidential" status. You'd never see anyone taking over a Kucinich office. But nuts try to storm the White House all the time. Plus, she (or her campaign, anyway) is now a "victim".

Happy ending, except for the fact it was a great PR day for Satan's Prom Queen.

61 Ojoe  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:33:14pm

re: #33 Neo Con since 9/11

Jodie Foster would also be a terrible president.

62 darkpixel  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:33:29pm

re: #40 Occasional Reader

The nude women could have been a real threat.

Rotating title nominee?

Absolutely. With powdered sugar.

63 jcm  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:34:06pm

How long before the MSM has a piece on the Bush Administration cutting mental health care funding?

64 commander_vimes  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:34:08pm

re: #52 debutaunt


not the wife of leland and mother of laura. whole different show.


President Palmer - from 24 - his wife.

I knew. In fact, I think she was intentionally modeled on the hil

65 Mazeman  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:35:29pm

re: #53 DANEgerus

My guess is one of the 'plants' for the cancelled CBS debate was so brokenhearted that he was denied a chance to ask Hillary what her favorite color is that he was driven to desperation.

The Obama campaign offices in NH have also pants-wettingly girl-screamingly fled in terror... I mean "evacuated". John Edward's campaign staffers also fled in terror from the hostage situation.

Not to be outdone... Hillary(D) evacuated all of her Iowa offices...

I'd be LMAO if I didn't already know this was all true.

66 FrogMarch  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:35:42pm

re: #53 DANEgerus

Heh.

67 debutaunt  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:36:31pm

re: #64 commander_vimes

re: #52 debutaunt


not the wife of leland and mother of laura. whole different show.

President Palmer - from 24 - his wife.

I knew. In fact, I think she was intentionally modeled on the hil

She was horrible - sneaky and extra horrible. Just like the hil person.

68 commander_vimes  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:37:50pm

re: #67 debutaunt

She was horrible - sneaky and extra horrible. Just like the hil person.

Actually, she was more likable than hil

69 Sifty  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:38:41pm

re: #65 Mazeman

John Edwards order all the hair salons closed in his home state, just in case.

70 debutaunt  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:41:56pm

re: #68 commander_vimes

re: #67 debutaunt


She was horrible - sneaky and extra horrible. Just like the hil person.

Actually, she was more likable than hil


That's true. Slightly nicer. In comparison. I'm really yammery this afternoon after eating some intense dark chocoate. Maybe I'm re-shingle the roof or vacuum the street...

71 debutaunt  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:42:36pm

re: #69 Sifty HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA

72 Mazeman  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:44:30pm

I live in the Granite State.

I wonder if Hillary will show her leadership and rush here to "help us heal".

73 pegcity  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:45:53pm

re: #55 Geepers

Sifty (#7),

48 hour rule.
I don't believe a word of it.

It's probably a weather balloon.


LOL.

Maybe Swamp Gas?

74 Sifty  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:47:19pm

Can we get video of Hildebeast staring off into space for 12 seconds while being told about it?

Did she continue reading a book to children?

These things were apparently very important news items when 9/11 happened. I wonder if we'll be asked to judge Hill's immediate reactions to bad news as well.

75 pegcity  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:48:00pm

re: #74 Sifty

Can we get video of Hildebeast staring off into space for 12 seconds while being told about it?

Did she continue reading a book to children?

These things were apparently very important news items when 9/11 happened. I wonder if we'll be asked to judge Hill's immediate reactions to bad news as well.

yeah right, she probably yawned and barked what was for lunch

76 Mazeman  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:49:53pm

re: #74 Sifty

She wasn't reading to children.

She was distributing condoms.

77 stevieray  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:52:07pm

re: #72 Mazeman

I wonder if Hillary will show her leadership and rush here to "help us heal".

Don't use the words "Hillary" and "rush" in the same sentence... its like matter - antimatter!

78 Sifty  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:53:12pm

Hillary is definitely going to have to go to the ashtray range to unwind tonight.

79 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 3:53:34pm

re: #35 zombie

The nude women could have been a real threat.

They are a real threat, at least to my libido anyway. I think their slogan should be "Breast as Bombs", as both seem to be falling.

Seriously though, I've seen so many naked people in my life (most of them unattractive) that now I almost feel like a doctor when looking at average nekkid folks; no attraction, no repulsion, just clinical disinterest.

80 bottehond  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 4:00:42pm

re: #44 debutaunt

That's better. Since Charles seems to offer me hospitality I consider LGF a Free Place on the Internet. As such, I am to be considered to be a lizard, no? Therefore my joke was appropriate.

81 spidly  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 4:01:26pm

heard on the news from some guy who knows him. he said the guy has wanted to talk to her for a while about the bug the army put in his head but he didn't think the guy had really been in the army.

82 commadore183  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 4:06:29pm

The police have rendered the device the man had safe with a robot. They are now gonna go through the building, just to be safe. Hillary will travel to NH to thank the law enforcement officers and the workers at the building.

83 MrScribbler  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 4:08:41pm

re: #61 Ojoe

But Jodie Foster would be a good-lookin' president.

Prettier even than Silky Pony.

84 Sifty  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 4:10:09pm

re: #83 MrScribbler

re: #61 Ojoe

But Jodie Foster would be a good-lookin' president.

Prettier even than Silky Pony.

Quid Pro Quo Mr. Putin.

85 pegcity  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 4:11:01pm

But on to more important matters, whats happening with Nancy Holloway?

86 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 4:11:46pm

re: #83 MrScribbler

Careful with that kind of talk, you might start a cat fight, and I hear Johnny likes to scratch eyes and pull hair.

87 spud on wgrd  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 4:12:02pm

I blame talk radio.

88 pegcity  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 4:14:15pm
89 so.cal.swede  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 4:18:23pm

re: #14 bottehond

Are all lizzards accounted for?


hahaha!

90 spud on wgrd  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 4:21:58pm

re: #59 RAXTSFK

You know what? As crazy and paranoid as that is, it's definitely interesting timing.

I just don't think the Hillary plants at the debate would have gotten much coverage anyway, though. All the loyal Democrats at the networks have already deemed it "non-newsworthy".

91 happyface  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 4:27:57pm

So let's see. Deranged man takes hostages in office of deranged candidate who wants to take entire country hostage. I see the Clinton agenda in microcosm.

92 Edgesitter  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 4:28:48pm

He probably wants to talk to her about Hillarymentalhealthcare.

93 spidly  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 4:30:25pm

bug in head

Must be a Ron Paul supporter.

94 Ojoe  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 4:58:40pm

re: #83 MrScribbler

Cher for pretty president

95 Penemue  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 5:01:03pm

You know this will be another attempt by the vast right-wing conspiracy to stop another Clinton!

96 jingoisticirredentist  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 5:11:58pm

This may very well be the first time the democrats did not throw their support behind someone who strapped a bomb to himself.

97 frankp_63  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 5:12:47pm

Right now, typing furiously in a basement in Chappaqua, is a screenwriter hard at work on "Fahrenheit NH1": The opening scene finds Her Majesty addressing a classroom of Iowa schoolchildren when advisor JoDee Winterhoff suddenly walks up and discretely whispers in her ear "The HQ in New Hampshire is under attack". In an instant, the Queen throws her prepared remarks to the floor, kicks the podium aside with her pumps and shouts "Get these f*&ckin' kids out of here! I've got a crisis to manage! Fire up that Learjet, take me to New Hampshire!

Ah, it's gonna be great...

98 easy  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 5:29:07pm

re: #22 zombie

I predict now the following:

The Left will insist that the guy is the "typical right-wing nut" and use this incident to smear all non-Hillary supporters as violent dangerous creeps.

The Right will accuse the Hillary campaign of staging this whole thing as sympathy-generating false incident.

I can almost already guarantee that they're both wrong:

There are many unhinged people in the world, and they get focused on and obsessed with celebrities. This is likely to be no different. It's not about his "political beliefs" whatever they may be, but about his personal lunacy.

However, my voice will be a voice in the wilderness. I can already hear the onrush of a million conspiracy theories, beating their little wings.

It's the church (Catholic).

In September 2002, a Leeland Eli Eisenberg, formerly known as Ralph E. Woodward, Jr., residing in Bridgewater, Massachusetts, filed suit against Boston Archbishop Bernard Cardinal Law. The suit alleged that around 1982-1983, Father Richard Buntel, a priest at St. Catherine's church in Westford, Massachusetts, would take Eisenberg to the rectory of the church, offer him alcoholic beverages, bring out pornographic material, and sexually molest him
99 mrsieber  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 5:50:02pm

Looks like it's over. Glad to hear everyone is okay. Hopefully this guy will get the help he needs. Even if it was hillary's office, I would hate to see anyone get hurt by a troubled man.

But the conspiracy theories are going to be fun to read!

100 Timbre  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 6:03:03pm

I wonder if "Troy Stanley" is going to win millions from Fox News, as Carl Cameron basically stated he was the hostage-taker? Shouldn't state someone's name unless it is verifed...

101 kingronjo  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 6:24:00pm

This incident could solve all of Hillary's problems. All Hillary has to do is mount a grass knoll with a high powered sniper rifle and take him down. It shows:

A) she's pro gun
B) she's pro capital punishment
C) she's down with the conspiracy crowd

2 for the conservative's and one for the moonbats. Perfect.

I also read that the hostage taker's ex-wife said he is a paranoid schizophrenic who has not been taken his meds. And that differs from 99% of Dems in what way?

102 Ledger1  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 7:03:11pm

I wonder how CNN will spin the news when they find out the guy is an unstable moonbat who had ties to Clinton 8^0>

103 muckdog  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 7:14:51pm

You know, I'm becoming so jaded that I find myself wondering if the whole hostage taking thing has been engineered by CNN.

104 Ledger1  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 7:39:10pm

A Beautiful Mind?

Stanley's ex-wife said she had been married to him for 20 years and he experiences delusions that there is a chip implanted in his head.

Witnesses reported that the assailant had flares, not a bomb as he claimed, strapped to his body. Federal law enforcement officials monitoring the situation from Washington confirmed to FOX that the suspect had flares in his possession that were purchased earlier at a local hardware store.


See: Fox news

105 tommygum  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 8:48:45pm

re: #60 Mazeman

In a weird way, this elevates Hillary in "presidential" status. You'd never see anyone taking over a Kucinich office. But nuts try to storm the White House all the time. Plus, she (or her campaign, anyway) is now a "victim".

Happy ending, except for the fact it was a great PR day for Satan's Prom Queen.

SATAN"S PROM QUEEN! That's the best yet!

106 kevinmumaw  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 9:00:12pm

re: #22 zombie

I predict now the following:

The Left will insist that the guy is the "typical right-wing nut" and use this incident to smear all non-Hillary supporters as violent dangerous creeps.

True dat...

The Right will accuse the Hillary campaign of staging this whole thing as sympathy-generating false incident.

That was my initial thought, I admit...I am now positive it was a random nutcase...but likely with some sort of anti-war tendencies.

I can almost already guarantee that they're both wrong:

There are many unhinged people in the world, and they get focused on and obsessed with celebrities. This is likely to be no different. It's not about his "political beliefs" whatever they may be, but about his personal lunacy.

However, my voice will be a voice in the wilderness. I can already hear the onrush of a million conspiracy theories, beating their little wings.

107 Roentgen  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 9:19:54pm

Zombie nails it, as usual.

108 mrbeans  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 9:41:58pm

Why does the news cycle mosly cut to the Clinon side?
Stoopid Qwestion, I know.
CNN debate plants bs gets burried by a nut case, and Her Highness decides to fly up and be a faux hero?

109 charlesincharge  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 10:08:37pm

The truth is trickling out of the city jail in Rochester. The hostage taker was actually a CNN news producer. He was assigned to gather up "undecided voters" from workers and volunteers at various Hillary HQ's. These were to be used as questioners at the next Republican Presidential Debate.

Well it seems the moonbat lost it when he was told repeatedly by these workers that they, in fact, had decided. That's when he was heard to exclaim "You just don't get it" and opened his jacket to expose a bomb taped to his chest.

...This just in CNN is reporting their producer did not have a BOMB taped to his chest...IT was actually a BONG taped to his chest.

110 roguejew  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 10:33:07pm

This is officially the first time CNN and the Demoncrats have NOT supported someone with a bomb strapped to them. Pig in Flight!

111 Watergate  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 10:50:40pm

The hostage taker is obviously deranged. Anyone who really wants to see Hillary just needs to funnel tens of thousands of dollars through a postal worker's house near SFO. That's a guaranteed ticket to a personal visit.

Seriously, I'm glad that everyone is okay. Hillary supporters aren't my best friends, but I don't wish to see them come to physical harm. Merely suffering a crushing defeat on election day is all that I need from them.

112 tradewind  Fri, Nov 30, 2007 11:43:18pm

That's insignificant compared to America Held Hostage, starting in January of 2009, which is what happens if HRC wins the election.

113 charlesincharge  Sat, Dec 1, 2007 12:52:17am
charlesincharge
#109
The truth is trickling out of the city jail in Rochester. The hostage taker was actually a CNN news producer. He was assigned to gather up "undecided voters" from workers and volunteers at various Hillary HQ's. These were to be used as questioners at the next Republican Presidential Debate.

The above was not an actual "news item". Except for those of you in "Rio Linda", I assume you know that.
I always thought that "news reporters" were supposed to report the news. Not "make the news". So why are news organizations in charge of putting on Primary Presidential debates.

Shouldn't the Democrat Party organize Democrat debates in each state, and Republican Party in each state "produce" the debates. Including who is invited to participate and ask questions. The "media" can then decide which debates they want to cover.

114 big L  Sat, Dec 1, 2007 2:28:33am

112-tradewind- sure. Hill's response was to close campaign offices 109 states away in IOWA! Just a great rsponse. She can't "hit the ground running" she has no core beliefs. she has no experience in anything. When terroriststake over a school or an military base somewhere, hIlls response will be to clse the AM and PM in Des Moines.
/what an ass she is.

115 Eugene McGovern  Sat, Dec 1, 2007 4:56:05am
#56 razorbacker
...this unfortunate incident will be helpful in bringing to light the scandalous ease with which just anybody can obtain flares. Oughtta be a law. And soon, probably will be.

I'm glad somebody shares my concerns, razorback. New Hampshire is notoriously soft on road flare control laws. We superior Massachusetts residents have tried to crack down on these devices for years, but there's a steady stream of untraceable, illegal road flares crossing into our worker's paradise from the north. Gang members can get road flares whenever they like. The only solution is to outlaw them completely. Now.

116 Clutch  Sat, Dec 1, 2007 5:54:29am

#74 sifty

Shillary, Obamalamadingdong and the Silky Pony all had evacuations. Of their bowels. In their pants. D'Nzz Ku'Znn-ech did not, but that is because space-aliens from Uranus do not have an anal orifice, but retain their s#it internally and dissipate it orally, when they speak.

John Kerry applied for another Purple Heart, citing mental injuries and flashbacks.

117 FrogMarch  Sat, Dec 1, 2007 6:31:01am

from the comments section at Althouse blog:

The more I think about it, the Hillary! campaign is just a Hollywood production. Actors/actresses, people pretending to be somebody their not, showing up on various stages, cameras rolling, production people there to facilitate, provide narratives. The other candidates, be they Dem. or Rep. are mostly on their own.


I concur.

118 FrogMarch  Sat, Dec 1, 2007 6:33:24am

The biased unprofessional in-the-tank-with-the DNC media is already spinning this as "Look at how cool Hillary is in a crisis!"
"look how much better she is at saving everyone from Katrina"

119 dentate  Sat, Dec 1, 2007 8:23:13am

He wasn't sure where he was or what he wanted to talk about--he was uncertain--no wait, that's Heisenberg.

120 MJBrutus  Sat, Dec 1, 2007 9:17:26am

Definition of redundancy:

A deranged Clinton staffer

121 AuntAcid  Sat, Dec 1, 2007 9:38:26am

It takes a bomb to raise an office.

In my next of the woods, you walk into an office and light up a cigarette and you'll find yourself in a 9-1-1 situation.

122 HBob  Sat, Dec 1, 2007 10:24:03am

The Clinton campaign LIED! They claimed the man had a had a bomb! A weapon of mass destruction! They lied to us and sent our armed police into a dangerous situation without cause! I support our police, but I don't support the mission! The guy didn't have a bomb! What a quagmire that was! All LIES!


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