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Kucinich Bails

Fri, Jan 25, 2008 at 9:23:35 am PST

The UFO candidate is dropping out of the race.

CLEVELAND - Democrat Dennis Kucinich is abandoning his second, long-shot bid for the White House as he faces a tough fight to hold onto his other job — U.S. congressman.

In an interview with Cleveland’s Plain Dealer, the six-term House member said he was quitting the race and would make a formal announcement on Friday.

“I will be announcing that I’m transitioning out of the presidential campaign,” Kucinich said. “I’m making that announcement tomorrow about a new direction.”

Shirley MacLaine will be devastated.

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1 jcm  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:24:14am

Kucinich -- waste of a carbon footprint.

2 Defector01  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:24:34am

beam me up scotty

3 debutaunt  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:25:21am

re: #2 Defector01

beam me up scotty

Beam him over and out.

4 saberry0530  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:26:13am

As the hamsters breath a sigh of relief,

5 JWM  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:26:15am
I'm transitioning out.

(Somewhere, the English language weeps.)

JWM

6 jcm  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:26:22am

re: #2 Defector01

beam me up scotty

Beam him, then lose the transporter pattern.

7 hailing frequencies open  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:27:04am

Good thing, too. America just isn't ready to have an Elf president.

8 Mrhbm  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:27:34am

“I will be announcing that I’m transitioning out of the presidential campaign,” Kucinich said. “I’m making that announcement tomorrow about a new direction.”


Transitioning... a new direction.

Sounds like he may be moving on up to the mothership in the sky. Look out Screwy Loui... Kucinich is on his way.

9 Shug  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:27:47am
he was quitting the race

In related news, Jennifer Anniston announced she is dumping Brad Pitt

10 debutaunt  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:27:49am

re: #5 JWM

I'm transitioning out.

(Somewhere, the English language weeps.)

JWM

We used to say we got our ass kicked, but nooooooooo.

11 haakondahl  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:28:00am
“I will be announcing that I’m transitioning out of the presidential campaign,” Kucinich said. “I’m making that announcement tomorrow about a new direction.”


Idiot. By then, nobody will have been listening to him for 23 hours and 45 minutes.

12 NoSubmission  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:28:13am

I'm wondering who all the Paulians will vote for once RP drops out.

13 VegasRick  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:28:17am

Who is this guy?
/

14 debutaunt  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:28:47am

re: #9 Shug

he was quitting the race

In related news, Jennifer Anniston announced she is dumping Brad Pitt



Whatever will he do.

15 MrSilverDragon  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:29:00am

Time to break out an oldie but goodie for Kucinich! Seems appropriate...

16 Eowyn2  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:29:09am

I'm transitioning out

rotating title nomination
anyone want to second it?

17 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:29:23am

I believe this has something to do with the UFO sightings in Willis, Texas last week.

He probably got new orders.

Walter in Golden, Co.

18 Shug  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:29:27am

Sorry for the OT

Tech question

I downloaded internet explorer 7 a few days ago and since then LGF is going VERY SLOW.
Other websites are OK

It's driving me nuts. I think it has something to do with all that firewall, cookie blocker, Norton stuff but I am clueless and wondering if anybody has advice.

19 jcm  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:29:28am

re: #13 VegasRick

Who is this guy?
/

A $200 Jeopardy question.

20 musicman  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:29:31am

re: #16 Eowyn2

I'm transitioning out

rotating title nomination
anyone want to second it?

"Second!"

21 Dianna  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:29:38am
“I will be announcing that I’m transitioning out of the presidential campaign,”

Transitioning? What is it with moonbats, they can't say, "I'm leaving" or "I quit", but have to use pretentious, inappropriate language?

22 FreakyBoy  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:29:44am

Is there a Star Trek marathon this weekend?

23 debutaunt  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:29:48am

re: #16 Eowyn2

I'm transitioning out

rotating title nomination
anyone want to second it?

Second or third.

24 Shug  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:30:02am

re: #19 jcm

re: #13 VegasRick


Who is this guy?
/

A $2000 Jeopardy question.


fixed to give credit to his level of obscurity

25 TMF  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:30:11am

Krauthammer on edwards.

Most fraudulent politician ever?

Hes got my vote.

26 FrogMarch  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:30:13am

Now Paul needs to drop out. Then Kucinich and Paul can join forces to save us from empire.

PAUL/KUCINICH - the real unity ticket.

*ahem*

27 VegasRick  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:30:24am

Under/Over on this thread is 100 comments. -110 to anyone interested.

28 jcm  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:30:32am

re: #18 Shug

Sorry for the OT

Tech question

I downloaded internet explorer 7 a few days ago and since then LGF is going VERY SLOW.
Other websites are OK

It's driving me nuts. I think it has something to do with all that firewall, cookie blocker, Norton stuff but I am clueless and wondering if anybody has advice.

Dump Internet Exploder.
Go Firefox.

29 blutonazi98  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:30:34am

first look i thought it said "Kucinich Balls"

not sure thats what i wanted to see first thing in the morning.

realy glad it is bail

30 Rodan[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:30:49am
31 Poitiers-Lepanto  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:30:51am

re: #16 Eowyn2

I'm transitioning out

rotating title nomination
anyone want to second it?

I am transitioning in favor of seconding it.

32 Sol Roth  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:30:58am
I’m transitioning out

Perhaps along the lines of Heaven's Gaters? Aren't we due for a Near Earth Asteroid concealing the mothership this month?

Just sayin'.....

33 Golem Akbar  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:31:18am

Good morning, Lizard nation. Computer problems keeping me out most of the early A.M.

I heard a great quote on Dennis Miller's radio talk show last night, regarding the Clinton's political tactics: If you find yourself in a fair fight, you have not prepared well enough.

Obviously Dennis Kucinich has spent too much time on Pluto to really get into the race.

34 Dianna  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:31:20am

re: #20 musicman

Add me to the list.

35 nolocon  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:31:37am

Transitioning?

Is this like "redeploying" from Iraq?

OTOH, I'm gonna miss the little guy. Of all the Moonbat candidates, he was the most Moonbatty.

36 victor_yugo  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:32:44am

re: #28 jcm

Dump Internet Exploder.
Go Firefox.

Or Opera.

37 haakondahl  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:32:52am

re: #18 Shug

Sorry for the OT

Tech question

I downloaded internet explorer 7 a few days ago and since then LGF is going VERY SLOW.
Other websites are OK

It's driving me nuts. I think it has something to do with all that firewall, cookie blocker, Norton stuff but I am clueless and wondering if anybody has advice.

www.firefox.com

Just shoot IE. Put it out of your misery.

38 redstateredneck  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:32:55am

I'll miss seeing the little elf.

39 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:33:57am

In related news, the street price of weed jumps 30% nationally as demand soars

I guess all the Kukies will have to vote for Doc Ron now.

40 VegasRick  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:34:20am

re: #19 jcm

re: #13 VegasRick


Who is this guy?
/

A $200 Jeopardy question.

I can see it now, none of the contestants answer the question and Alex says "What is Dennis Kucinich,.....oh wait I mean WHO is Dennis Kucinich" and everybody looks at each other and says "WHO?"

41 Ben Hur  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:34:23am

I guess his wife will leave him now. And I'm sure he'll lose in his next election. Then it will be over and out.

And I can't believe you all missed my post about the new movie "Teeth."

Chick with vagina dentata.

Well, no biggie.

Check this out.

42 'Nam Grunt  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:34:23am

Kucinich has always been a POS, just like Jack was always in the Hotel in "The Shining"!

43 loppyd  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:34:29am

Transitioning? How progressive.

44 victor_yugo  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:34:51am

Luap Nor: The Crazy Bigoted Uncle that Wouldn't Leave

At least Kucinich recognized a losing fight.

45 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:35:07am

re: #35 nolocon


The Littlest Moonbat!

46 Captain Midnight  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:35:16am

Call me evil, but when I first saw the title, I read it as "Kucinich Balls." My immediate thought was along the lines of "what power microscope did they need to find them?"

47 rwmofo  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:35:22am

He probably heard that while he was out campaigning, I had volunteered to spend more time with his family (hot wife).

48 realwest  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:35:24am

Just testing out keyboard and it seem to be just fine - just had that weirod problem on the prior thread!
Good to know that the keyboard isn't at fault!
Well, see y'all later!

49 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:35:40am

Meanwhile his recount in NH is finished. They found nothing.

50 loppyd  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:35:40am

re: #46 Captain Midnight

I did too! LOL LOL.

51 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:35:42am

re: #19 jcm

re: #13 VegasRick

Who is this guy?
/

A $200 Jeopardy question.

And nobody got it!

52 Summer  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:35:52am

Say it ain't so, Dennnis! Say it ain't so! E.T. go home...?

Re: #18

Try using a real browser like Firefox. =)

53 alegrias  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:36:11am

Isn't our country amazing, we function at the leading edge of the planet despite having outliers like Kucinichs and RPauls in government?

Thank heaven for the core of solid citizens to propel us forward & upward instead of down into the ditch.

54 RobCon  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:36:32am

Smell ya later Denny.

55 nolocon  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:36:43am

re: #22 FreakyBoy

Is there a Star Trek marathon this weekend?


This weekend.
Phoenix Cactus Comicon 2008

Jeremy Bulloch and Peter Mayhew, the actors who portrayed Boba Fett and Chewbacca in the Star Wars movies, are joining us. And with Walter Koenig, Tim Russ, and Wil Wheaton from Star Trek, along with "Star Trek: Of Gods and Men", we've got the strongest Star Trek guest list and programming seen at any convention in Arizona in years!
56 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:36:56am

re: #40 VegasRick

re: #19 jcm

re: #13 VegasRick


Who is this guy?
/


A $200 Jeopardy question.

I can see it now, none of the contestants answer the question and Alex says "What is Dennis Kucinich,.....oh wait I mean WHO is Dennis Kucinich" and everybody looks at each other and says "WHO?"

There were three blank stares

57 victor_yugo  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:37:02am

re: #46 Captain Midnight

Call me evil, but when I first saw the title, I read it as "Kucinich Balls."

I wasn't gonna be the first to admit to that...

58 loppyd  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:37:18am

Lunch bell is ringing.

BBL

Nam - it was so great to 'see' you. Send me an email and fill me in on your life!

59 haakondahl  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:37:25am

re: #26 FrogMarch

Now Paul needs to drop out. Then Kucinich and Paul can join forces to save us from empire.

PAUL/KUCINICH - the real unity ticket.

*ahem*

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

60 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:37:31am

re: #46 Captain Midnight

Call me evil, but when I first saw the title, I read it as "Kucinich Balls."

That makes three of us who saw that title wrong. I blame the small...

font.

(My thought was, "Kucinich's balls? WTF?")

61 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:37:32am

re: #53 alegrias

Kucinich would be mainstream in Europe!

62 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:37:32am
63 reine.de.tout  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:37:34am

re: #18 Shug

Sorry for the OT

Tech question

I downloaded internet explorer 7 a few days ago and since then LGF is going VERY SLOW.
Other websites are OK

It's driving me nuts. I think it has something to do with all that firewall, cookie blocker, Norton stuff but I am clueless and wondering if anybody has advice.

I see everyone is telling you to drop IE7. I have IE7 and no problems, now that I got rid of Norton and am using something else.

64 coquimbojoe  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:37:46am

How long before that redheaded wife of his dumps him? I get the feeling she was taking it for the team, and only there to burnish his image for the presidential campaign.

65 Eowyn2  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:37:52am

re: #21 Dianna

“I will be announcing that I’m transitioning out of the presidential campaign,”

Transitioning? What is it with moonbats, they can't say, "I'm leaving" or "I quit", but have to use pretentious, inappropriate language?

he's not leaving, he's transitioning. Perhaps he is transitioning to VP candidate at large? transitioning to Homeland Alien Alliance Chief?

66 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:39:06am

I heard the Kookcinich bails story yesterday afternoon on the way home.

67 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:39:18am
68 coquimbojoe  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:39:35am

re: #62 song_and_dance_man

Now if only Ron Paul would bail.

A debate between Kucinich, Paul and Gravel. I would actually pay for that. Just let the crazy out everyone.... No inhibitions....

69 Rodan[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:39:37am
70 Summer  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:39:43am

Everyone is telling Shug to drop IE7 for a reason. More than one reason. A lot of very, very, good reasons. =)

71 nolocon  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:39:46am

Why is it that VOTER FRAUD and SUPPRESSION has been claimed at virtually every Democrat Primary so far this year?

Can ANY Democrat EVER participate in an election without seeking to subvert the vote? Even among themselves?

72 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:40:07am

Breaking: Where Kucinich is going revealed...

73 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:40:30am

re: #66 Ward Cleaver

I heard the Kookcinich bails story yesterday afternoon on the way home.


I did too. I sat there wondering why he would make an announcement that, tomorrow he is going to make an announcement, that he is out. Was he hoping for a wellspring of support in between his announcements?

74 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:41:04am
75 rwmofo  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:41:04am

He's "...going in a new direction." I'd guess it's either clock-wise or counter clock-wise.

76 alegrias  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:41:05am

re: #61 Kenneth

re: #53 alegrias

Kucinich would be mainstream in Europe!

* * *
Speaking of Europe, would it be bad to trade one Kucinich for Geert Wilders the wildman who just told jihadists to "make my day" over his anti-jihadi movie? I'm tired of our jihad-deniers & ostriches in government and civilian life.

Is our heartland listening? Ohio? Iowa? Ron Paul's district? Anyone?

77 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:41:43am

re: #41 Ben Hur

I guess his wife will leave him now.

Not likely. They're two fruits in a pod.

I used to grudgingly respect him, because I thought his insanity was genuinely cultivated, but then I read an article a few months ago about his history as a vulgar race-baiting triangulator, so now he's just in the FOAD category with all the other sleazeweasels.

78 HD Woman  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:41:54am

Oklahoma presents! For your consideration as the next President of these United States, Jerry Curry!

[Link: www.curryforamerica.com...]

79 suboptimal  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:41:58am

What a long strange trip it's been.

80 The Other Les  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:42:00am
“I will be announcing that I’m transitioning out of the presidential campaign,” Kucinich said. “I’m making that announcement tomorrow about a new direction.”


Because simply saying that he is withdrawing from the race is just too clear a message. It would make him sound like a Republican.

81 CIA Reject  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:42:04am

re: #71 nolocon

Why is it that VOTER FRAUD and SUPPRESSION has been claimed at virtually every Democrat Primary so far this year?

They gotta get their technique down pat for November!

82 haakondahl  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:42:09am

re: #53 alegrias

Isn't our country amazing, we function at the leading edge of the planet despite having outliers like Kucinichs and RPauls in government?

Thank heaven for the core of solid citizens to propel us forward & upward instead of down into the ditch.

Well said! I think that this is the perfect thread to declare a moment of silence in respect for evidence that our political system is completely healthy despite several recent injuries.

God Bless the men who wrote our Constitution, and had enough sense to write it correctly (within the limits of the political realities of the time--I'm lookin' at you SLAVERY) the first time, so that we don' need no steenkin' "Living Document".

83 Ringo the Gringo  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:42:22am

Kinda busy at work today so I'll be transitioning out for most of the day.

84 nolocon  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:42:38am

Alternate Explanation #16 for Dennis' departure at this time:

SHOT Show at Vegas next weekend.
Maybe Dennis figures he better stock up on firearms and ammo for the anticipated alien invasion.

85 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:42:45am

re: #76 alegrias

Good question!

86 jcm  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:42:51am

re: #53 alegrias

Isn't our country amazing, we function at the leading edge of the planet despite having outliers like Kucinichs and RPauls in government?

Thank heaven for the core of solid citizens to propel us forward & upward instead of down into the ditch.

It's one of the benefits of free speech. IMHO it works like this we allow the "nuts" to speak out even participate in the process. As a result their passions have a chance to vent. This prevents the pressure from building so to speak and such off the wall views never build to that critical mass where violence becomes the only outlet. A broad generalization, but another testament to the wisdom of the founders.

87 Rodan[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:43:00am
88 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:43:19am

By the way, if you search for "Kucinich first lady" you get all sorts of links to moonbats fantisizing about the peace and prosperity of a Kucinich dynasty. Blech.

(I searched for that term because I thought the above-linked article had a title about what an unconventional first lady she'd make).

89 Ben Hur  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:43:21am

Insane, black racists scare the crap out of interviewer

90 jamgarr  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:43:26am

He's transitioning because his candidacy was impacting the meme in a less than empowering way.

91 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:43:53am

re: #68 coquimbojoe

re: #62 song_and_dance_man

Now if only Ron Paul would bail.

A debate between Kucinich, Paul and Gravel. I would actually pay for that. Just let the crazy out everyone.... No inhibitions....

On pay-per-view?

/cage match

92 haakondahl  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:44:01am

re: #64 coquimbojoe

How long before that redheaded wife of his dumps him? I get the feeling she was taking it for the team, and only there to burnish his image for the presidential campaign.

Man, what team is that?

93 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:44:01am
94 jcm  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:44:03am

re: #62 song_and_dance_man

Now if only Ron Paul would bail.

Too good for him he needs to be thrown from the RNC bus... with the words, AND STAY OUT!

95 Rodan[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:44:48am
96 JWM  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:44:55am

re: #90 jamgarr

He's transitioning because his candidacy was impacting the meme in a less than empowering way.


You must have done hard time in academia.

JWM

97 Shug  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:45:08am

I think I might have fixed my problem by allowing cookies for this website, which for some reason were being blocked , according to a little eye with a red circle/ line. Things are moving faster now

I am literally like the Apes throwing bones on 2001: a Space odyssey when it comes to this stuff.Actually, I'm worse. I'm like the apes who got clubbed to death by the bones.

I think if I tried to dump my current system, I'd disappear into the void forever ( or at least until the Geek squad came to my rescue )

I'm not even sure how the new internet explored downloaded. I didn't do it on purpose

98 alegrias  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:45:10am

re: #73 Creeping Eruption

re: #66 Ward Cleaver


I heard the Kookcinich bails story yesterday afternoon on the way home.

I did too. I sat there wondering why he would make an announcement that, tomorrow he is going to make an announcement, that he is out. Was he hoping for a wellspring of support in between his announcements?

* * *
It's about the free media face time. Celebrity-hood. Being recognized on the street. Narcisism.
Why else do we have perennial candidates for the presidency who have no chance at it?

99 elevenbravo1969  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:45:23am

I'd really like to say something meaningful about the tragedy of Dennis' failure to take the country by storm this year... but I can't. I have a couple of bean burritos that are transitioning out. Bye.

100 Rodan[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:45:30am
101 victor_yugo  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:46:15am

re: #75 rwmofo

He's "...going in a new direction." I'd guess it's either clock-wise or counter clock-wise.

That would be "disc-wise" or "widdershins."

102 Kaintuck  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:46:23am

"Peace Imp Wimps"

103 Golem Akbar  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:46:29am

re: #77 Pawn of the Oppressor

re: #41 Ben Hur


I guess his wife will leave him now.

Not likely. They're two fruits in a pod.

I used to grudgingly respect him, because I thought his insanity was genuinely cultivated, but then I read an article a few months ago about his history as a vulgar race-baiting triangulator, so now he's just in the FOAD category with all the other sleazeweasels.


I admire his taste in women. Just like I admired Bill Clinton's choices. Nothing to do with reality, however. I'll glance at a Playboy now and then, but only at the barber shop---I would never subscribe.

Buh buy, Dennis.

104 debutaunt  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:46:42am

re: #87 Rodan

re: #76 alegrias

Did you see Geert Wilders on FOX yesterday call Islam retaded!

?

105 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:46:42am
106 DistantThunder  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:46:54am

This is one hilarious video about Hillary and Reece Witherspoon in Election.

107 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:47:16am

re: #71 nolocon

Why is it that VOTER FRAUD and SUPPRESSION has been claimed at virtually every Democrat Primary so far this year?

Can ANY Democrat EVER participate in an election without seeking to subvert the vote? Even among themselves?

Don't complain. A lot of loopy lefties sat out the vote last year because "the Republicans were just going to steal the election anyway." No joke, I saw this on a certain popular tech forum filled with allegedly intelligent people.

I say we bring Dark Lord Rove out of retirement and orchestrate some paranoia. You know, fabricate an e-mail or three that says Romney did business with Diebold, that sort of thing...

Just musing... Disinformation is bad mmkay

108 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:47:17am

re: #87 Rodan

re: #76 alegrias

Did you see Geert Wilders on FOX yesterday call Islam retaded!

I see one steaming hot fatwa being served up right about now.

109 Eowyn2  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:48:46am

re: #75 rwmofo

He's "...going in a new direction." I'd guess it's either clock-wise or counter clock-wise.


whirling disease?

110 Gharqad  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:49:07am

Kucinich Balls For "A Nude Erection"

Kucinich Bails For "A New Direction"

111 DaMishMan  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:49:11am

Please! Please, dear God! Please let the people of his Congressional District wake up and vote this lunatic out of office! Please!

112 Shug  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:49:34am

Kucninch has already landed another gig

113 JammieWearingFool  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:49:45am

Tin foil futures just fell upon news of Kucinich bailing.

114 Silhouette  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:49:56am

We all knew that he would quit. It was just a matter of which date.

Who had Jan 25th in the pool?

115 jamgarr  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:50:12am

re: #111 DaMishMan

Please! Please, dear God! Please let the people of his Congressional District wake up and vote this lunatic out of office! Please!

He has 5 - count 'em - 5 democrat opponents!

116 HugoChavez  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:50:16am

I thought I saw a silver disc above the palace this morning.

117 Shug  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:50:20am

re: #113 JammieWearingFool

Tin foil futures just fell upon news of Kucinich bailing.

No blood for foil

118 alegrias  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:50:43am

re: #87 Rodan

re: #76 alegrias

Did you see Geert Wilders on FOX yesterday call Islam retaded!

* * *
Si! Well, I'm sure he meant to say it is so 7th century...

119 xtraBilly  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:50:44am
I’m transitioning out

not fast enough for me you pompous ass

120 Gang of One  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:50:52am

re: #3 debutaunt

re: #2 Defector01

beam me up scotty

Beam him over and out.

Widest possible dispersion.
/Spock

121 Golem Akbar  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:51:22am

re: #111 DaMishMan

Please! Please, dear God! Please let the people of his Congressional District wake up and vote this lunatic out of office! Please!

I don't know. If they can't vote for a Republican, then someone like Kucinich is a very colorful and creative choice. And a humorous choice. I say keep him. Comic relief.

122 Eowyn2  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:51:31am

re: #103 Golem Akbar

re: #77 Pawn of the Oppressor


re: #41 Ben Hur

I guess his wife will leave him now.

Not likely. They're two fruits in a pod.
I used to grudgingly respect him, because I thought his insanity was genuinely cultivated, but then I read an article a few months ago about his history as a vulgar race-baiting triangulator, so now he's just in the FOAD category with all the other sleazeweasels.

I admire his taste in women. Just like I admired Bill Clinton's choices. Nothing to do with reality, however. I'll glance at a Playboy now and then, but only at the barber shop---I would never subscribe.

Buh buy, Dennis.

My money is on divorce in about 8 mos and Shirley McClean directing a movie with her in it:)

123 Black George Bush  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:51:56am

I think he's going to be beamed back to the mothership.

124 bulwrk  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:51:59am

re: #113 JammieWearingFool

Do they still make tin foil?

125 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:52:25am

re: #113 JammieWearingFool

Tin foil futures just fell upon news of Kucinich bailing.

~sputter~ ROFL

126 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:52:26am

re: #123 Black George Bush

I think he's going to be beamed back to the mothership.

Will calypso Louie be there?

127 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:53:33am

Aww- couldn't have happened to a nicer kook.

128 Dianna  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:54:45am

OK, this thread was a nice appetizer, and got our fingers limbered up.

Now, where's the red meat?

129 Golem Akbar  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:54:50am

re: #122 Eowyn2

My money is on divorce in about 8 mos and Shirley McClean directing a movie with her in it:)

Maybe, but that would be too bad. Mrs. K. is fun to ogle, you've got to admit that. And who could ever take him seriously? Okay, maybe 3% of the population (the tin foil hat group).

130 RightOnTheLeftCoast  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:55:00am

re: #33 Golem Akbar

Good morning, Lizard nation. Computer problems keeping me out most of the early A.M.

I heard a great quote on Dennis Miller's radio talk show last night, regarding the Clinton's political tactics: If you find yourself in a fair fight, you have not prepared well enough.

Obviously Dennis Kucinich has spent too much time on Pluto to really get into the race.


Pluto? Damn... I was certain he came from Uranus!

131 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:56:17am
Kucinich married British citizen Elizabeth Harper, in 2005, ensuring his 2008 campaign would have one dramatic difference from his first campaign. Kucinich told New Hampshire audiences during the 2004 race that he was seeking a mate. Women then vied for a date with him during a contest arranged by a New Hampshire political Web site, but nothing romantic evolved from Kucinich's breakfast with the winner.

That's the saddest thing I've read so far today.

132 JammieWearingFool  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:56:17am

re: #124 bulwrk

re: #113 JammieWearingFool

Do they still make tin foil?

What's that on his head?

133 deseeded  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:56:18am

Well it seems like it's that time in Election Idol where all the William Hungs are voted off and start their careers throwing out pitches at Canadian League baseball games and trawling the Division C lecture circuit.

Good night and God Bless, Dennis, I'll keep your bobblehead safely wrapped in plastic (and tinfoil) until you make your amazing comeback...on Mars, or wherever your alien caretakers are flying you.

134 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:56:33am
135 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:56:38am

re: #118 alegrias

re: #87 Rodan


re: #76 alegrias

Did you see Geert Wilders on FOX yesterday call Islam retaded!


* * *
Si! Well, I'm sure he meant to say it is so 7th century...

"Retarded" means exactly what it says - Islam is retrograde, stunted, backwards, pick your synonym. He may not have known about the American pejorative use of the word, which is equivalent to the way teenagers call things "gay" when in both cases the meaning is something like "stupid".

Was he speaking in Dutch? Germans can use the word "spasti" as something like our pejorative "retarded" (or "retaaaahdid", as we say back home in New England). Does Dutch have an equivalent term?

136 haakondahl  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:56:53am

re: #89 Ben Hur

Insane, black racists scare the crap out of interviewer

Good Heavens! This is one link worth wasting some time on. Hell, I was worried for the guy!

137 victor_yugo  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:57:32am

re: #131 Sharmuta

Kucinich married British citizen Elizabeth Harper, in 2005, ensuring his 2008 campaign would have one dramatic difference from his first campaign. Kucinich told New Hampshire audiences during the 2004 race that he was seeking a mate. Women then vied for a date with him during a contest arranged by a New Hampshire political Web site, but nothing romantic evolved from Kucinich's breakfast with the winner.

That's the saddest thing I've read so far today.

It's far from over.

138 jamgarr  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:57:37am

re: #124 bulwrk

re: #113 JammieWearingFool

Do they still make tin foil?


Your post reminded me of Shep Smith's hillarious (unbeknownst to him) blabber last evening about the anniversary of the beer can. He closed the piece with a comment about how wierod it would have been back then to have to use a can opener to get to your beverage. He actually made a swirling finger motion to indicate the action of a can opener!

139 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:58:04am
140 maddogg  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:58:30am

See there you bunch of mean assed right wing lunatics! You won't have my silly flyweight ass to kick around anymore!

/Dennis the flyspeck

141 haakondahl  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:58:44am

re: #97 Shug

I think I might have fixed my problem by allowing cookies for this website, which for some reason were being blocked , according to a little eye with a red circle/ line. Things are moving faster now

I am literally like the Apes throwing bones on 2001: a Space odyssey when it comes to this stuff.Actually, I'm worse. I'm like the apes who got clubbed to death by the bones.

I think if I tried to dump my current system, I'd disappear into the void forever ( or at least until the Geek squad came to my rescue )

I'm not even sure how the new internet explored downloaded. I didn't do it on purpose

Yeah, that's another thing about Ubuntu and Firefox: You are in charge, and you certainly don't need the geek squad to stay there.

142 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:59:37am
143 alegrias  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:59:43am

re: #135 Pawn of the Oppressor

re: #118 alegrias


re: #87 Rodan

re: #76 alegrias
Did you see Geert Wilders on FOX yesterday call Islam retaded!

* * *
Si! Well, I'm sure he meant to say it is so 7th century...

"Retarded" means exactly what it says - Islam is retrograde, stunted, backwards, pick your synonym. He may not have known about the American pejorative use of the word, which is equivalent to the way teenagers call things "gay" when in both cases the meaning is something like "stupid".

Was he speaking in Dutch? Germans can use the word "spasti" as something like our pejorative "retarded" (or "retaaaahdid", as we say back home in New England). Does Dutch have an equivalent term?

* * *
Mr. Wilders the Dutch politician answered the question in colloquial English. But clearly meant a certain poisonous ideology is "retrograde"!

Wilders was there for the Cartoon Wars I.

144 jamgarr  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 9:59:59am

re: #142 buzzsawmonkey

re: #138 jamgarr


He actually made a swirling finger motion to indicate the action of a can opener!

Man's never seen a "church key?"


Apparently not!

145 DaMishMan  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:00:08am

re: #121 Golem Akbar

re: #111 DaMishMan


Please! Please, dear God! Please let the people of his Congressional District wake up and vote this lunatic out of office! Please!

I don't know. If they can't vote for a Republican, then someone like Kucinich is a very colorful and creative choice. And a humorous choice. I say keep him. Comic relief.

I suppose. I can't imagine that he's accomplished much in his 12 years in Congress. All he can be counted on for is to vote with the Democrats and to spout moonbatisms. And on top of that, he seems to embarrass the Democrats as much as everyone else.

Hmmmm...maybe I should change my prayer and ask that he be re-elected. He's living proof that anyone...ANYONE...can be elected to public office.

What a great country! God Bless America!

146 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:01:13am
147 Deseeded  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:02:08am

re: #135 Pawn of the Oppressor


like our pejorative "retarded" (or "retaaaahdid", as we say back home in New England). Does Dutch have an equivalent term?

Man that was fackin gay! It was so retaaaahded! Whateva!

148 Shug  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:02:21am

Yet another reason to hate Cleveland

Indians
Cavs
Browns
Kucinich

149 tfc3rid  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:02:31am

I guess his 'crowing' moment was the other day when he said he will introduce Articles of Impeachment on Monday, the day of President Bush's final State of the Union Address because we know that everything in the address will be a lie...

150 debutaunt  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:02:39am

re: #146 buzzsawmonkey

re: #144 jamgarr

Astounding.

How long has it been since churchkeys were used?

151 redstateredneck  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:02:45am

re: #138 jamgarr

re: #124 bulwrk


re: #113 JammieWearingFool

Do they still make tin foil?


Your post reminded me of Shep Smith's hillarious (unbeknownst to him) blabber last evening about the anniversary of the beer can. He closed the piece with a comment about how wierod it would have been back then to have to use a can opener to get to your beverage. He actually made a swirling finger motion to indicate the action of a can opener!

He is such an idiot. He misspeaks more than anyone I ever heard.

152 Deseeded  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:02:56am

re: #148 Shug

Yet another reason to hate Cleveland

Indians
Cavs
Browns
Kucinich

And Steamers.

153 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:03:05am

re: #139 buzzsawmonkey


Drugs.

154 coquimbojoe  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:03:10am

re: #110 Gharqad

Kucinich Balls For "A Nude Erection"

Kucinich Bails For "A New Direction"

A tumescent Dennis sounds fairly pathetic.

155 Shug  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:03:21am

re: #152 Deseeded

re: #148 Shug


Yet another reason to hate Cleveland

Indians
Cavs
Browns
Kucinich


And Steamers.


Dennis is the ultimate Cleveland Steamer

156 tfc3rid  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:03:36am

re: #151 redstateredneck

I still laugh when I see when he was doing that story and said blo* job instead of boob job...

157 jamgarr  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:04:45am

re: #146 buzzsawmonkey

re: #144 jamgarr

Astounding.


To me it's not so much the fact that he has no sense of history but the fact that he obviously has never opened a can of chicken broth or coconut milk or Milnot or motor oil or . . .

158 Maine's Michael  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:04:54am

" I will be announcing that I’m transitioning out of the presidential campaign" he said, and continued:

"It is a sad commentary on American's lack of tolerance for the 'other' that the personality quirks that resulted from the anal probing I suffered at the hands of the Alpha Centaurians during my abduction in the early 70's meant the American People could just not relate to me, I guess."

159 bulwrk  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:05:02am

re: #132 JammieWearingFool

I read in a recent study that the superior protective powers of aluminum foil is killing the tin foil hat industry.

160 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:05:08am

Ron Paul supporters are boobs.

161 coquimbojoe  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:05:11am

re: #136 haakondahl

re: #89 Ben Hur

Insane, black racists scare the crap out of interviewer

Good Heavens! This is one link worth wasting some time on. Hell, I was worried for the guy!

Abraham Lincoln? The Jury is still out. Tom Jones, Black. These guys are great to watch in Times Square. Their little HQ, or Bat Cave or whatever is pretty amazing. It looks like a Jewish Pimp lives there.

162 JammieWearingFool  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:05:46am

re: #138 jamgarr

re: #124 bulwrk

re: #113 JammieWearingFool

Do they still make tin foil?


Your post reminded me of Shep Smith's hillarious (unbeknownst to him) blabber last evening about the anniversary of the beer can. He closed the piece with a comment about how wierod it would have been back then to have to use a can opener to get to your beverage. He actually made a swirling finger motion to indicate the action of a can opener!

Geez, I remember those cans you needed an opener for. I was the gopher for all the older folks at parties. IIRC, the fliptop came in around the early 70s.

Maybe Shep just sticks to those doobies I'm told he's fond of.

163 gonecamping  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:06:10am

re: #26 FrogMarch

Now Paul needs to drop out. Then Kucinich and Paul can join forces to save us from empire.

PAUL/KUCINICH - the real unity insanity ticket.

*ahem*

living in the State of Confusion ( a moonbat enclave) RP and the Kook would have to be on the insanity ticket.

164 Summer  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:06:31am

"...because there are two Americas, people! There is the America where anyone can run for President of the United States! And that's the America I want! And then...then there is the America where only rich people who have tons of money for $1000 haircuts can run for President....and where UFO believing tin foil conspiracy theorists have to drop out of the race!"

165 JammieWearingFool  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:06:36am

re: #149 tfc3rid

I guess his 'crowing' moment was the other day when he said he will introduce Articles of Impeachment on Monday, the day of President Bush's final State of the Union Address because we know that everything in the address will be a lie...

Obviously Cheney got to him right after that.

166 Shug  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:06:47am

re: #160 Kenneth

Ron Paul supporters are boobs.


Looks like her support is sagging

167 redstateredneck  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:07:09am

I was watching some movie the other night with my almost 26 year old daughter. One of the characters popped the top off a beer can and she commented on what kind of beer was that with an opening that big in it? She's never seen pull ring tops.
How old does that make y'all feel?

168 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:07:22am
169 student  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:07:27am

Six terms? How could this fruitloop be elected even once? Whether it's his seeing of alien spaceships, his belief in strength through peace, his faith in the efficacy of infantile socialist remedies, or his mayoralty of Cleveland, there's plenty of reason for any sane person to run screaming from this clown.

170 CIA Reject  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:07:27am

re: #159 bulwrk

re: #132 JammieWearingFool

I read in a recent study that the superior protective powers of aluminum foil is killing the tin foil hat industry.

Indeed!

171 victor_yugo  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:07:31am

re: #148 Shug

Yet another reason to hate Cleveland

Indians
Cavs
Browns
Kucinich

And Cleveland.

172 debutaunt  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:07:35am

re: #165 JammieWearingFool

re: #149 tfc3rid


I guess his 'crowing' moment was the other day when he said he will introduce Articles of Impeachment on Monday, the day of President Bush's final State of the Union Address because we know that everything in the address will be a lie...

Obviously Cheney got to him right after that.

Riding shotgun.

173 Golem Akbar  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:08:13am

re: #145 DaMishMan

re: #121 Golem Akbar


re: #111 DaMishMan

Please! Please, dear God! Please let the people of his Congressional District wake up and vote this lunatic out of office! Please!

I don't know. If they can't vote for a Republican, then someone like Kucinich is a very colorful and creative choice. And a humorous choice. I say keep him. Comic relief.

I suppose. I can't imagine that he's accomplished much in his 12 years in Congress. All he can be counted on for is to vote with the Democrats and to spout moonbatisms. And on top of that, he seems to embarrass the Democrats as much as everyone else.

Hmmmm...maybe I should change my prayer and ask that he be re-elected. He's living proof that anyone...ANYONE...can be elected to public office.

What a great country! God Bless America!

See? You get him.

174 coquimbojoe  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:08:15am

re: #160 Kenneth

Ron Paul supporters are boobs.

He could sell his stickers as some kind of high priced cleavage maker. Might work better than duct tape.

/Just sayin'

175 Ben Hur  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:09:11am

Bill Clinton's Gay Love

176 Salamantis  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:09:22am

The fly in the ointment: Kucinich's supporters will most likely join the Paulbots and transition from being gentle Rainbow-Childish New Age Whitelight Fluffybunny-type moonbats into being rabidly zealous, CAP-text-screaming, mouth-frothing, internet-stalking fanatics. Expect a tiny bump for in polls and donations Paul outta this - and an increase in Paulian tinfoil hat web flak.

177 Eowyn2  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:09:23am

re: #114 Silhouette


its my grandson's birthday.
can he win the pool

178 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:09:30am

re: #148 Shug

Yet another reason to hate Cleveland

Indians
Cavs
Browns
Kucinich

Well, it is Ohio, Shug. Other than Cedar Point, what is there?

:-)

179 Silhouette  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:09:57am

re: #167 redstateredneck

I was watching some movie the other night with my almost 26 year old daughter. One of the characters popped the top off a beer can and she commented on what kind of beer was that with an opening that big in it? She's never seen pull ring tops.
How old does that make y'all feel?

I signed on to dial up internet at my parents, and it made the "fax machine/signing on to the internet" sound, and my kid asked what that noise was.

He's doesn't remember a world without wireless cable modem.

180 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:09:58am

re: #166 Shug

re: #160 Kenneth


Ron Paul supporters are boobs.

Looks like her support is sagging

I'm sorry, was there something printed on the sticker...?

181 Dar ul Harb  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:10:08am

re: #156 tfc3rid

re: #151 redstateredneck

I still laugh when I see when he was doing that story and said blo* job instead of boob job...

Is that on YouTube somewhere?

Why, yes.

182 debutaunt  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:10:12am

re: #168 buzzsawmonkey

re: #150 debutaunt


re: #146 buzzsawmonkey

re: #144 jamgarr

Astounding.


How long has it been since churchkeys were used?

They're still around. You may not need the bottle-opener end for most beers, but some imports and some microbrews still are not twistoffs. As for the triangular puncturing end, they are still necessary for large cans of tomato or pineapple juice, even if beercans and sodacans now have pull-tops.

What is really hard to find is the kind of key that used be necessary for opening coffee cans and sardine tins.

I still use a churchkey for large cans, but wondered if Shep has never had the need for one?

183 Eowyn2  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:10:28am

re: #120 Gang of One

re: #3 debutaunt


re: #2 Defector01

beam me up scotty

Beam him over and out.

Widest possible dispersion.
/Spock


I just had a flash to space balls and mel brooks ass in front.

184 Tumulus11  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:10:32am
'I will be announcing that I’m transitioning out of the presidential campaign,' Kucinich said.


. I'm skeptical. Genuine 'transitioning' requires a Ronulan Space Elevator.

185 maddogg  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:10:38am

re: #168 buzzsawmonkey

re: #150 debutaunt


re: #146 buzzsawmonkey

re: #144 jamgarr

Astounding.


How long has it been since churchkeys were used?

They're still around. You may not need the bottle-opener end for most beers, but some imports and some microbrews still are not twistoffs. As for the triangular puncturing end, they are still necessary for large cans of tomato or pineapple juice, even if beercans and sodacans now have pull-tops.

What is really hard to find is the kind of key that used be necessary for opening coffee cans and sardine tins.

That would be the P-38. You can still get a version in the camping equipment sections of some stores.

186 JammieWearingFool  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:10:39am

re: #175 Ben Hur

Bill Clinton's Gay Love

Dude, we are so on the same wavelength. Just beat me to it.

187 victor_yugo  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:10:40am

re: #168 buzzsawmonkey

What is really hard to find is the kind of key that used be necessary for opening coffee cans and sardine tins.

My Leatherman has one. It's the only can opener in the house.

188 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:10:40am
189 rappmandu  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:10:52am

Condolences to Kucinich, who's brother recently passed away.

190 Alouette  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:10:54am

re: #162 JammieWearingFool

IIRC, the fliptop came in around the early 70s.

They had those tearoff tabs in the '60's. The fliptop was developed because too many people would tear off the tab, drop it in the can and then swallow it.

191 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:11:01am
Once dubbed the "boy mayor" of Cleveland, he made an unpopular decision to refuse to sell a publicly owned utility that pushed the city into default and drove him from office.

After the city's financial troubles, the mayor faced death threats, and was forced to wear a bulletproof vest when he threw out the first ball at a Cleveland Indians game. He barely survived a recall vote.

Wow- people really like him. What is it with mayors in Ohio? Between this guy and Jerry Springer....

192 debutaunt  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:11:50am

re: #177 Eowyn2

re: #114 Silhouette


its my grandson's birthday.
can he win the pool

I think the prize was a shiny new churchkey.

193 alegrias  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:12:02am

re: #172 debutaunt

re: #165 JammieWearingFool


re: #149 tfc3rid

I guess his 'crowing' moment was the other day when he said he will introduce Articles of Impeachment on Monday, the day of President Bush's final State of the Union Address because we know that everything in the address will be a lie...

Obviously Cheney got to him right after that.

Riding shotgun.


* * *

During last night's GOP debate, PBS ran a Frontline program about Darth Vader Cheney and how "his people" ran the WH, and how 9/11 marked the beginning of our country becoming a Bush gulag basically, blah blah blah.

I dream of a P-BS free planet.

194 RightOnTheLeftCoast  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:12:07am

re: #150 debutaunt

re: #146 buzzsawmonkey


re: #144 jamgarr

Astounding.


How long has it been since churchkeys were used?

I still use one occasionally for bottled "microbrew" beers that don't use twist-off caps.

195 rappmandu  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:12:07am

re: #189 rappmandu

whose

pimf

196 Golem Akbar  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:12:08am

re: #169 student

Six terms? How could this fruitloop be elected even once? Whether it's his seeing of alien spaceships, his belief in strength through peace, his faith in the efficacy of infantile socialist remedies, or his mayoralty of Cleveland, there's plenty of reason for any sane person to run screaming from this clown.


Oh man oh man. There are chick magnets (sorry, ladies, I'm married), there are guy magnets (not that there's anything wrong with that), and there are moonbat magnets. DC is the latter. Do I gots to explain it to youse? We need our more colorful politicians, especially if they are democrats. What would late night comedians do for material without them?

197 Silhouette  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:12:24am

re: #177 Eowyn2

re: #114 Silhouette


its my grandson's birthday.
can he win the pool

Happy Birthday to Eowyn5!

198 gonecamping  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:12:57am

When the picture and story hit the paper the other day about a 'humanoid' figure seen striding across Mars, I immediately thought of Ron P and his minions. Perhaps I was wrong and it was the Kook the Martian was looking for? Have any follow up pictures shown the Mars rover with any RP or Kook bumper stickers?

199 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:13:08am
200 Golem Akbar  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:14:02am

re: #174 coquimbojoe

re: #160 Kenneth


Ron Paul supporters are boobs.

He could sell his stickers as some kind of high priced cleavage maker. Might work better than duct tape.

/Just sayin'

You had me at boob.

201 hans ze beeman  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:14:29am

Maybe he can take care of the Cats that look like Hitler now.

202 victor_yugo  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:14:56am

re: #200 Golem Akbar

re: #174 coquimbojoe

re: #160 Kenneth


Ron Paul supporters are boobs.


He could sell his stickers as some kind of high priced cleavage maker. Might work better than duct tape./Just sayin'

You had me at boob.

Didn't need the other boob?

203 konservo  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:15:06am

re: #181 Dar ul Harb

ROTFLMAO!

204 alegrias  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:15:24am

re: #178 Honorary Yooper

re: #148 Shug


Yet another reason to hate Cleveland

Indians
Cavs
Browns
Kucinich


Well, it is Ohio, Shug. Other than Cedar Point, what is there?

:-)

* * *
By a thread in 2004, precarious Ohio determined that JOhn F. Kerry would not be our president, n'est ce pas?

We need the heartland to get in gear, not become Moonbat central, governed by politicians like California's former governor moonbeam, Jerry Brown. That way lies madness & derangement syndromes.

205 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:15:27am
206 SDC  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:15:40am

re: #46 Captain Midnight

Call me evil, but when I first saw the title, I read it as "Kucinich Balls." My immediate thought was along the lines of "what power microscope did they need to find them?"

I don't know about his balls, but I think he'd either have to be independently wealthy (in which case he wouldn't be dropping out) or be hung like a blue whale to score with that wife of his.

207 AuntAcid  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:16:10am

Don't let the doggie door hit ya on the ass on your way out Dennis.

208 JammieWearingFool  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:16:12am

re: #190 Alouette

re: #162 JammieWearingFool

IIRC, the fliptop came in around the early 70s.

They had those tearoff tabs in the '60's. The fliptop was developed because too many people would tear off the tab, drop it in the can and then swallow it.

That's what I meant, the tear off tabs. OK, since I was born in the early 60's I do recall some beers that you still needed an opener for.

It was probably Rheingold or Schaefer, which were popular beers in NY back then.

I probably had my first beer at around age 12 or 13, and they were still tear-offs at the time.

Ah, fond memories.

209 Maine's Michael  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:16:25am

re: #188 ploome hineni

'Christian' palestinians, for the most part, are anything but.

They are vicious replacement theologists. Good bye and good riddance.

210 Silhouette  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:16:25am

This isn't goign to turn into a nostalgia thread, is it? We had one the other day that cracked me up.

"Back in my day, we only wished we could have nostalgia. We couldn't afford it. " /old lady voice

211 RightOnTheLeftCoast  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:16:28am

re: #168 buzzsawmonkey

re: #150 debutaunt


re: #146 buzzsawmonkey

re: #144 jamgarr

Astounding.


How long has it been since churchkeys were used?

They're still around. You may not need the bottle-opener end for most beers, but some imports and some microbrews still are not twistoffs. As for the triangular puncturing end, they are still necessary for large cans of tomato or pineapple juice, even if beercans and sodacans now have pull-tops.

What is really hard to find is the kind of key that used be necessary for opening coffee cans and sardine tins.


Oooh! Oooh! Mr. Kotter! I have one of those. :o)
It's in my drawer for all the crap I hardly ever use but can't bring myself to throw out.

I also used to carry one of the little can openers (also referred to as a "church key") they used to put in C-ration packets to open the canned meats on my keychain, but the little blade kept unfolding and making holes in my pocket, so I stopped carrying it. (besides... with the newer cans, it became unnecessary)

212 Golem Akbar[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:16:49am
213 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:17:22am

The 4th little piggy.

214 Endangered in MASS  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:17:24am

re: #175 Ben Hur

Do you know the guy behind Bill? It's Ben D. Him

215 Dar ul Harb  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:18:09am

re: #190 Alouette

re: #162 JammieWearingFool

IIRC, the fliptop came in around the early 70s.

They had those tearoff tabs in the '60's. The fliptop was developed because too many people would tear off the tab, drop it in the can and then swallow it.

And it was a big litter problem, as immortalized in Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville"'...

Blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop-top
Cut my heel
Had to cruise on back home

216 funkyfantom  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:18:09am

from wikipedia

In the book Best and Worst of the Big-City Leaders, 1820–1993, Melvin G. Holli, in consultation with a panel of experts, placed Kucinich among the ten worst big-city mayors of all time for reasons of temperament and performance,

The voters of Cleveland apparently felt the same, as they tossed him out of office after one term.

Yet, lefties consider him worthy to be President of the United States when he can't even handle Cleveland.

217 Pope Insouciance IV  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:18:12am

I hear Health Ledger is transitioning to an alternative address.

218 hans ze beeman  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:18:17am

Or it may be his teeth that force him to quit.

219 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:18:59am

re: #204 alegrias

Well, for some of us, it is deeper than that. Ohio may have won the battle, but we won the war.

220 loppyd  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:19:00am

re: #162 JammieWearingFool

This is my favorite pic of Drac Boy.

221 caliredst8r  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:19:01am

I hear he wants to devote more time to writing his book Candidates Guide To The Galaxy.

222 debutaunt  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:19:07am

re: #210 Silhouette

This isn't goign to turn into a nostalgia thread, is it? We had one the other day that cracked me up.

"Back in my day, we only wished we could have nostalgia. We couldn't afford it. " /old lady voice

Didn't have any, but we liked it that way, son.

223 nyc redneck  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:19:24am

re: #161 coquimbojoe

re: #136 haakondahl

re: #89 Ben Hur
Insane, black racists scare the crap out of interviewer
Good Heavens! This is one link worth wasting some time on. Hell, I was worried for the guy!
Abraham Lincoln? The Jury is still out. Tom Jones, Black. These guys are great to watch in Times Square. Their little HQ, or Bat Cave or whatever is pretty amazing. It looks like a Jewish Pimp lives there.

did you see the finger nails on that mumbo-jumbo man?
also the outfits looked like junque layers of rags from the goodwill store worn over sweat pants. they were probably squatting in an abandoned bldg.

224 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:19:32am
225 RightOnTheLeftCoast  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:19:55am

re: #179 Silhouette

re: #167 redstateredneck


I was watching some movie the other night with my almost 26 year old daughter. One of the characters popped the top off a beer can and she commented on what kind of beer was that with an opening that big in it? She's never seen pull ring tops.
How old does that make y'all feel?

I signed on to dial up internet at my parents, and it made the "fax machine/signing on to the internet" sound, and my kid asked what that noise was.

He's doesn't remember a world without wireless cable modem.


Ah... the good old days...
And I used to be geeky enough to listen to the sequence of beeps and bings and tell you what speed it was going to connect at!
Is that sick, or what?

226 Golem Akbar  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:19:59am

re: #202 victor_yugo Wow. Code explosion.
I meant to say ahhhhh, boobs!

227 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:20:22am
228 haakondahl  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:20:45am

re: #188 ploome hineni


The Pope has to recall these antisemites and replace them

Or assign them to churches in Gaza. Sha!

229 JammieWearingFool  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:20:48am

Stinky, someone rogered the thread.

Off to the market anyway.

BBL.

230 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:21:26am

Boobs!

231 victor_yugo  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:21:45am

re: #219 Honorary Yooper

re: #204 alegrias

Well, for some of us, it is deeper than that. Ohio may have won the battle, but we won the war.

And that's why we're stuck with Toledo?

232 rappmandu  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:22:00am

Kucinich sighted in Mobile, Alabama

/

233 sattv4u2  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:22:02am

All kidding aside, I for one will miss Kucinich

Talk about useful idiots. He was a thorn to Hillarys left side. As long as he was in the debates, he forced Hillary to show that she was just as leftist as he is. With that (pandering to the MOVEON's, the Code Pinks, ect ect) she would alienate real centrists and independents.

234 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:22:04am

'Korean Tom Jones' stuns nation by dropping trousers to prove gangster didn't castrate him

That's a relief.

235 redstateredneck  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:22:06am

re: #220 loppyd

re: #162 JammieWearingFool

This is my favorite pic of Drac Boy.

I do envy him his lower eyelashes.
;-)

236 loppyd  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:22:06am

re: #186 JammieWearingFool

re: #175 Ben Hur

Bill Clinton's Gay Love

Dude, we are so on the same wavelength. Just beat me to it.

I love both of your warped minds.

237 Silhouette  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:22:15am

re: #225 RightOnTheLeftCoast

And I used to be geeky enough to listen to the sequence of beeps and bings and tell you what speed it was going to connect at!
Is that sick, or what?

Impressive

238 Endangered in MASS  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:22:42am

re: #201 hans ze beeman

Perfect timing. I sent that to friend. I commented yesterday to them that their cat was a feline fuhrer.

239 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:23:19am
240 haakondahl  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:23:43am

re: #208 JammieWearingFool

re: #190 Alouette

re: #162 JammieWearingFool

IIRC, the fliptop came in around the early 70s.

They had those tearoff tabs in the '60's. The fliptop was developed because too many people would tear off the tab, drop it in the can and then swallow it.

That's what I meant, the tear off tabs. OK, since I was born in the early 60's I do recall some beers that you still needed an opener for.

It was probably Rheingold or Schaefer, which were popular beers in NY back then.

I probably had my first beer at around age 12 or 13, and they were still tear-offs at the time.

Ah, fond memories.

PULLTABS, for Chuck's sake.

241 Dar ul Harb  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:23:54am

re: #225 RightOnTheLeftCoast

And I used to be geeky enough to listen to the sequence of beeps and bings and tell you what speed it was going to connect at!
Is that sick, or what?

I remember that.

Listening to the modems auto-negotiate, and then a big burst of static, and you were "online".

242 coquimbojoe  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:24:52am

re: #223 nyc redneck

re: #161 coquimbojoe

re: #136 haakondahl

re: #89 Ben Hur

Insane, black racists scare the crap out of interviewer

Good Heavens! This is one link worth wasting some time on. Hell, I was worried for the guy!

Abraham Lincoln? The Jury is still out. Tom Jones, Black. These guys are great to watch in Times Square. Their little HQ, or Bat Cave or whatever is pretty amazing. It looks like a Jewish Pimp lives there.

did you see the finger nails on that mumbo-jumbo man?
also the outfits looked like junque layers of rags from the goodwill store worn over sweat pants. they were probably squatting in an abandoned bldg.

The nails were, uh, interesting. I liked the guy in chaps who came in towards the middle. It made me wonder what Village People video did he escape from?

243 redstateredneck  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:24:55am

My friend here is probably dressed in mourning today.

244 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:25:20am

re: #17 Walter L. Newton

I believe this has something to do with the UFO sightings in Willis, Texas last week.

He probably got new orders.

Walter in Golden, Co.

Yesterday the Air Force did an about-face, stating that they had ten F-16s in the vicinity of the supposed UFO sightings near Stephenville last week (they first said they had no aircraft in the vicinity). After seeing video shot by eyewitnesses, I'm not buying the Air Force's new claim, and neither is aviation historian and author Jay Miller.

245 maddogg  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:25:31am

re: #230 NJDhockeyfan

Boobs!


Be honest now! How many of you guys immediately clicked the biggest boob size and extreme activity?

/Me? why I never even clicked the link:)

246 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:25:38am

re: #206 SDC

re: #46 Captain Midnight


Call me evil, but when I first saw the title, I read it as "Kucinich Balls." My immediate thought was along the lines of "what power microscope did they need to find them?"

I don't know about his balls, but I think he'd either have to be independently wealthy (in which case he wouldn't be dropping out) or be hung like a blue whale to score with that wife of his.


Some women are attracted to power whether real or assumed.

247 Golem Akbar  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:25:48am

re: #230 NJDhockeyfan

Boobs!

That's dangerous. I may have to actually do some work today...

248 haakondahl  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:26:12am

re: #225 RightOnTheLeftCoast

re: #179 Silhouette

re: #167 redstateredneck


I was watching some movie the other night with my almost 26 year old daughter. One of the characters popped the top off a beer can and she commented on what kind of beer was that with an opening that big in it? She's never seen pull ring tops.
How old does that make y'all feel?


I signed on to dial up internet at my parents, and it made the "fax machine/signing on to the internet" sound, and my kid asked what that noise was. He's doesn't remember a world without wireless cable modem.


Ah... the good old days...
And I used to be geeky enough to listen to the sequence of beeps and bings and tell you what speed it was going to connect at!
Is that sick, or what?

Ah, the whalesong. Mating call of the TCP/IP stack.

249 haakondahl  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:26:58am

re: #229 JammieWearingFool

Stinky, someone rogered the thread.

Off to the market anyway.

BBL.

Thread not rogered in Firefox.

250 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:26:58am

re: #236 loppyd

re: #186 JammieWearingFool

re: #175 Ben Hur

Bill Clinton's Gay Love

Dude, we are so on the same wavelength. Just beat me to it.

I love both of your warped minds.

Bill Clinton was in Las Vegas campaigning for Hillary this weekend, when he had a little run-in with "the gays." Apparently, there was a national gay softball tournament going on -- with close to 500 gay athletes and their bats and balls invading Sin City.

Not goin' there. Nope.

251 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:27:25am

re: #249 haakondahl

re: #229 JammieWearingFool

Stinky, someone rogered the thread.

Off to the market anyway.

BBL.

Thread not rogered in Firefox.

It was for a minute there (2.0.1.1).

252 Golem Akbar  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:27:45am

re: #245 maddogg

re: #230 NJDhockeyfan


Boobs!

Be honest now! How many of you guys immediately clicked the biggest boob size and extreme activity?

/Me? why I never even clicked the link:)


I admit nothing...

253 El matamoros  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:27:50am

RON PAUL DROP OUT?
You're kidding right?
SO, what say you Lizards? I'm betting the farm that he will run as an independent candidate. (yes, i own a farm)
There is good news in that, however, the plain fact is he does NOT represent republicans. Based on the people I have seen support him its mainly "apolitical" people who in normal times would just not vote, they just watch X-files, put nipple rings in their penii, and smoke dope while reading "the protocols". If he runs as an independent it will not effect the republicans at all, it will only siphon off democrat votes from the LLL who consider Billary to be a "warmonger" establishment candidate. I say him and Bloomberg and the hildebeast should run. It will guarantee a republican win.

254 gonecamping  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:27:56am

re: #241 Dar ul Harb

re: #225 RightOnTheLeftCoast


And I used to be geeky enough to listen to the sequence of beeps and bings and tell you what speed it was going to connect at!
Is that sick, or what?

I remember that.

Listening to the modems auto-negotiate, and then a big burst of static, and you were "online".

Don't tell me I'm the only one here with dial up at home. Perhaps one day, DSL will be available in my neighborhood.

255 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:28:39am

re: #248 haakondahl

re: #225 RightOnTheLeftCoast

re: #179 Silhouette

re: #167 redstateredneck


I was watching some movie the other night with my almost 26 year old daughter. One of the characters popped the top off a beer can and she commented on what kind of beer was that with an opening that big in it? She's never seen pull ring tops.
How old does that make y'all feel?


I signed on to dial up internet at my parents, and it made the "fax machine/signing on to the internet" sound, and my kid asked what that noise was. He's doesn't remember a world without wireless cable modem.


Ah... the good old days...
And I used to be geeky enough to listen to the sequence of beeps and bings and tell you what speed it was going to connect at!
Is that sick, or what?

Ah, the whalesong. Mating call of the TCP/IP stack.

Yep, if it went on too long, or didn't make the right sounds, you knew you weren't there.

256 Clemente  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:28:51am
“I will be announcing that I’m transitioning out of the presidential campaign,” Kucinich said. “I’m making that announcement tomorrow about a new direction.”

Kucinich espouses CHANGE! - Clemente cheers!

Anything to reduce the catastrophic grammatical devastation his campaign has wrought against the English language is just fine by me.

257 RightOnTheLeftCoast  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:30:07am

re: #224 buzzsawmonkey

re: #211 RightOnTheLeftCoast


all the crap I hardly ever use but can't bring myself to throw out.

It's not like I use my saw, drill, hammer or screwdrivers all the time either. They are there for the occasions when I need them.


Oh, this is far, far more serious a packrattery problem than that!
Saws, drills, hammers, and screwdrivers are useful tools, even if you only find a use for them once a year or so...
I'm talking about stuff that hasn't been used for (or even had a use in existance for...) several years... perhaps decades. The type of thing that people stumble across in the drawer and exclaim: "Holy $#!t... I haven't seen one of these since I lived in the dorms!"

258 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:30:08am
259 Son of the Black Dog  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:30:10am

re: #144 jamgarr

re: #142 buzzsawmonkey

re: #138 jamgarr


He actually made a swirling finger motion to indicate the action of a can opener!


Man's never seen a "church key?"


Apparently not!

How did he ever get through Ole Miss?

260 funkyfantom  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:30:58am

re: #236 loppyd

re: #186 JammieWearingFool

re: #175 Ben Hur

Bill Clinton's Gay Love

Dude, we are so on the same wavelength. Just beat me to it.

I love both of your warped minds.

The guy in the picture who has Bill's back is Ben Dover.

261 Maximu§  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:31:11am

Time to board the Mothership Dennis, but be careful not to end up being served up on a menu.

~serving mankind~..anyone remember that Twilight Zone episode?

Maximu§
3/11 ACR

262 victor_yugo  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:31:11am

re: #245 maddogg

re: #230 NJDhockeyfan

Boobs!


Be honest now! How many of you guys immediately clicked the biggest boob size and extreme activity?

/Me? why I never even clicked the link:)

Then how did you know what I clicked?!?

263 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:31:20am
264 victor_yugo  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:33:02am

re: #261 Maximu%uFFFD

Time to board the Mothership Dennis, but be careful not to end up being served up on a menu.

~serving mankind~..anyone remember that Twilight Zone episode?

Maximu§
3/11 ACR

"To Serve Man"

265 haakondahl  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:33:02am

57.6K:

pkooooooopkeeeeeeeepkooooooo
eee-ooo---eee-ooo
ka-ping, ka-poo-ge-bonggggggg
boooooooo-waaaaaaa-wiiiiiiiii-weeeeeeeee-aw
wee-aw, wee-aw.

266 LeftJustAintRight  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:33:51am
Dennis Kucinich


Who?
Was he trying to be POTUS?
It must have been a SNL skit gone bad

267 sattv4u2  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:35:02am

re: #264 victor_yugo

re: #261 Maximu©


Time to board the Mothership Dennis, but be careful not to end up being served up on a menu.

~serving mankind~..anyone remember that Twilight Zone episode?

Maximu§
3/11 ACR


"To Serve Man"


yes ,,,, it was a cook book !

268 redstateredneck  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:35:32am

re: #254 gonecamping

Don't tell me I'm the only one here with dial up at home. Perhaps one day, DSL will be available in my neighborhood.


You ain't "gone camping" you "is camping"!
:D

269 RightOnTheLeftCoast  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:36:44am

re: #254 gonecamping

re: #241 Dar ul Harb


re: #225 RightOnTheLeftCoast

And I used to be geeky enough to listen to the sequence of beeps and bings and tell you what speed it was going to connect at!
Is that sick, or what?

I remember that.
Listening to the modems auto-negotiate, and then a big burst of static, and you were "online".

Don't tell me I'm the only one here with dial up at home. Perhaps one day, DSL will be available in my neighborhood.

I still have a dialup account as an emergency backup for my cable. And I know several people (including an honest-to-god computer geek who writes "Cold Fusion" code for server based internet applications) who have dialup as their primary or only internet connection!

270 Endangered in MASS  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:37:10am

re: #261 Maximu§


It's not a handbook. It's a menu.

271 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:37:59am

re: #261 Maximu§

Time to board the Mothership Dennis, but be careful not to end up being served up on a menu.

~serving mankind~..anyone remember that Twilight Zone episode?

Maximu§
3/11 ACR


Give me more info.
Was it a Twilight Zone or an Outer Limits (or was it a dream), these people wake up in a strange house and go outside and don't recognize things and it turns out that they are 'pets' in a model train like toy for a kid(giant). Do you remember this?

272 redstateredneck  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:38:39am

re: #258 buzzsawmonkey

Home for Purim.

273 RightOnTheLeftCoast  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:39:29am

re: #263 buzzsawmonkey

re: #257 RightOnTheLeftCoast


Oh, this is far, far more serious a packrattery problem than that!
Saws, drills, hammers, and screwdrivers are useful tools, even if you only find a use for them once a year or so...
I'm talking about stuff that hasn't been used for (or even had a use in existance for...) several years... perhaps decades. The type of thing that people stumble across in the drawer and exclaim: "Holy $#!t... I haven't seen one of these since I lived in the dorms!"

When disaster strikes, you will be prepared. In the post-apocalyptic dystopia, the Man With the Church Key will rule.

You mean... I'm a closet survivalist?!?! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

274 redstateredneck  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:39:36am

re: #259 Son of the Black Dog

How did he ever get through Ole Miss?


Daddy sent his man out there to open those for sonny boy.

275 RightOnTheLeftCoast  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:41:15am

re: #270 Endangered in MASS

re: #261 Maximu§


It's not a handbook. It's a menu.

Cookbook, actually. :o9

276 haakondahl  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:42:26am

re: #271 newsjunkie_ky

re: #261 Maximu§

Time to board the Mothership Dennis, but be careful not to end up being served up on a menu.

~serving mankind~..anyone remember that Twilight Zone episode?

Maximu§
3/11 ACR


Give me more info.
Was it a Twilight Zone or an Outer Limits (or was it a dream), these people wake up in a strange house and go outside and don't recognize things and it turns out that they are 'pets' in a model train like toy for a kid(giant). Do you remember this?

I do remember this, and I dimly think that it is a TZ, because I think it also made it into the four-part TZ movie. But I could be wrong. Even so, I think it is TZ.
Or perhaps I only recall reading it--ah, this sounds likely. Will research.

277 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:44:58am

re: #276 haakondahl

re: #271 newsjunkie_ky


re: #261 Maximu§

Time to board the Mothership Dennis, but be careful not to end up being served up on a menu.

~serving mankind~..anyone remember that Twilight Zone episode?

Maximu§
3/11 ACR


Give me more info.
Was it a Twilight Zone or an Outer Limits (or was it a dream), these people wake up in a strange house and go outside and don't recognize things and it turns out that they are 'pets' in a model train like toy for a kid(giant). Do you remember this?

I do remember this, and I dimly think that it is a TZ, because I think it also made it into the four-part TZ movie. But I could be wrong. Even so, I think it is TZ.
Or perhaps I only recall reading it--ah, this sounds likely. Will research.

Thanks in advance.
It wasn't in the movie. You may be thinking of the boy that held those people captive in the cartoon house.

278 Iron Fist  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:49:05am

re: #71 nolocon,

No. I think it is because democrats have such a sense of entitlement that they really can't believe the voters are stupid enough to vote against them. After all, they deserve to win, don't they?

279 mattm  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:49:38am

All three of his supporters will be sad.

280 AuntAcid  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:49:47am

re: #204 alegrias


* * *
By a thread in 2004, precarious Ohio determined that JOhn F. Kerry would not be our president, n'est ce pas?

Seems we all have to go through a pretentious phase. Enough already!

281 Kostya Lotz  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:52:51am

Okay Kids, heres the plan...
Dennis! (his campaign signs read this way) is my congressman. He's a dufus. A complete and total nut-roots whack-job who has over spent his 15 min. of fame. When he married the hot babe, he should have quietly finished is term, taken the retirement dough and moved to Maui, since he likes to spend all his "free-time" there anyway. So let's help him out OHIO!
1. Ohio is a modified Primary state in March 4 '08.
this means it is open to independents as well as confirmed party members. It also means that in a presidential year (this one), you can cross party vote.
2. Vote swarm against Dennis! I strongly encourage readers of LGF in the OHIO CD10 to support by vote only, Joe Cimperman. Joe has been an able Cleveland City Councilman and a supporter of economic recovery for the City of Cleveland and Cuyahoga County. He has also been significantly more moderate in Defeatocrat policy.
3. Do not support the other Candidates for Dennis! seat. They are all considerably more hard nut-wing and they are only there as spoilers to help ensure His UFOness is returned to the seat of objectionable power.
4. Ignore the Republican primary "battle" for CD10. There is none. The only credible candidate is Jim Trakas. If you look at Jim's website you'll notice that there ain't-a-hole-lot-there. He's waiting to see who he'll compete against. In November we'll have a slug fest.

This our best chance to end the tyranny of stupidity. We can cut him off at the knees in March this way! Even if we (Red state folk) lose in November, the Anti-Dennis! will be much better to deal with. He will actually do some work for his district.

Shoes for Thought! Shoes for Action! Shoes for Democracy!

282 Maximu§  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:54:02am

re: #264 victor_yugo

re: #261 Maximu©


Time to board the Mothership Dennis, but be careful not to end up being served up on a menu.

~serving mankind~..anyone remember that Twilight Zone episode?

Maximu§
3/11 ACR


"To Serve Man"

Correction noted, thanks to all the TZ fans who squared me away. That was a great episode. I think Lurch the butler from the
Addams Family was the alien.

Maximu§
3/11 ACR

283 Eowyn2  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:59:49am

re: #197 Silhouette

re: #177 Eowyn2


re: #114 Silhouette


its my grandson's birthday.
can he win the pool


Happy Birthday to Eowyn5!

I like to call him my precious.

284 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 10:59:52am

re: #265 haakondahl

57.6K:

pkooooooopkeeeeeeeepkooooooo
eee-ooo---eee-ooo
ka-ping, ka-poo-ge-bonggggggg
boooooooo-waaaaaaa-wiiiiiiiii-weeeeeeeee -aw
wee-aw, wee-aw.

You'll be alright in a minute. Just sit down right here, relax, take a deep breath and we'll keep you nice and warm in this pretty white jacket.

:D

285 Kostya Lotz  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 11:02:14am

re: #252 Golem Akbar

Ahh the wonders of animation!

Get that man a new set of shock absorbent shoes!
WOWZERS!

286 haakondahl  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 11:06:08am

Twilight Zone!

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Stopover in a Quiet Town

287 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 11:06:23am
288 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 11:09:47am

To Serve Man

289 Norm Chumpsky  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 11:15:31am

Kucinich said he will not endorse another Democrat in the primary.

Mama Clinton and The Great Black Hope breath a sigh of relief.....

290 TIM C  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 11:21:46am

Dennis had to get out now, he is in a dogfight with another strong Democrat for the Primary. Actually he is being challenged by 4 Democrats for the seat.

The Main contender has raised a fair amount of money and is now placing TV ads out. DENNIS! is in serious need of cash, he put out a lame video seeking contributions of at least $100 and help to raise $1,000.

Keep an eye out on March 4th, here in Cuyahoga County, Ohio you might not see Kucinich's name first in the vote totals.

People are very unhappy with him in the Democratic Party here in the 10th District.

291 Norm Chumpsky  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 11:26:57am

To Serve Man

Bush Lied, People Fried!

292 irongrampa  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 12:12:17pm

He withdrew? Well, damn, there goes the comic relief for the democratic campaign.

293 right_wing2  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 12:53:47pm

re: #77 Pawn of the Oppressor

Where does the masculine come in?

294 code red 21  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 1:52:28pm

I forgot he was even running...but I guess everyone else must have too.

295 cpuller  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 2:50:35pm

Sean Penn is devastated, too. I am pretty sure I saw where he gave a donation to the goofy little Kucinich.

296 Outrider  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 3:03:26pm
“I will be announcing that I’m transitioning out of the presidential campaign,” Kucinich said. “I’m making that announcement tomorrow about a new direction.”

transitioning? transitioning! What the hell is transitioning? In the Army, we would have called it quitting.

Whatever he calls it, I'm glad he is. Now if he would just "transition" out of his day job.

297 6pat6  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 3:10:21pm

Saw the thread headline, and I thought it read "Kuncinich balls"...I don't think he has any, anyway.

298 Ledger1  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 3:38:16pm

Dennis Kucinich:

It’s been a long successful galactic journey – financially speaking. But, I have milked my donors dry. I barely have enough money left to make the “Kucinich-Roswell Foundation” a reality.

Or, possibly I could stash the rest in Swiss bank account for a rainy day.

Thank you for your support.

And, remember is not whether you win or loose its how much money you can make.

299 BingoBunny  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 4:42:04pm

Same week Air Force covers up another UFO sighting.. Ku Ku Kucinich leaves.. last sighted standing in a Texas farm field.. using Edward's mirror at flash light signals into the sky.

300 EE  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 4:47:46pm

For a while, Cuckoo Kucinich was the 2nd most popular candidate of the Diggbats for the Dem nomination.

For the Republican nomination, the Diggbatts of course are overwhelmingly for Ron Fringeman Paul, who is the magnet for the kookiest.

301 aerosquid  Fri, Jan 25, 2008 6:53:36pm

Dayum.....I'm gonna miss that HOT redhead wife of his !

302 Captain Hate  Sat, Jan 26, 2008 9:02:55am

re: #77 Pawn of the Oppressor

I used to grudgingly respect him, because I thought his insanity was genuinely cultivated, but then I read an article a few months ago about his history as a vulgar race-baiting triangulator, so now he's just in the FOAD category with all the other sleazeweasels.

If you're talking about the article in the Cleveland Scene, that was a very good introduction into the political career of the little quisling, but it was far from complete. It didn't include items like the divorce settlement with his last wife which stated she could never talk to the media about their relationship. The laziness of the MSM has never been on greater display in their lack of coverage of his willingness to do anything for personal gain. He's facing the first serious challenge to his congressional seat and I hope the voters finally wake up and send him packing because he's never done a thing for them economically and the district reflects that. He does represent a lot of lowlives and dead-enders that consider a vote for him "sticking it to the man". Organized labor votes in lockstep for him despite the fact that no jobs have been created in his district. That he has made a career of being in political office while acting like a lunatic is one of the failures of our system.

303 chair  Sat, Jan 26, 2008 4:19:09pm

“I will be announcing that I’m transitioning out of the presidential campaign,” Kucinich said. “I’m making that announcement tomorrow about a new direction.”

Should read: "I've got my matching funds, so I'm going on vacation. The idiots in my district will re-elect me to Congress"


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