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Silky Bails

Wed, Jan 30, 2008 at 9:04:44 am PST

The Nutroots’ favorite candidate (after Dennis Kucinich) is bailing out, and the Associated Press’ Nedra Pickler is crushed: Edwards to quit presidential race.

DENVER - Democrat John Edwards is exiting the presidential race Wednesday, ending a scrappy underdog bid in which he steered his rivals toward progressive ideals while grappling with family hardship that roused voters’ sympathies, The Associated Press has learned.

UPDATE at 1/30/08 1:40:28 pm:

Quiet rewrite alert! There’s now a second writer on the piece and the opening paragraph is drastically different:

NEW ORLEANS - Democrat John Edwards bowed out of the race for the Democratic presidential nomination on Wednesday, saying it was time to step aside “so that history can blaze its path” in a campaign now left to Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama.

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1 MandyManners  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:06:31am

He wants more time to spend on his hair.

2 Birkenstock Cowboy  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:06:39am

I'm heartbroke. Such a tragic waste of humanity

3 nyc redneck  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:06:40am

what took him so long. damn is he stupid.

4 zombie  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:06:43am

Bye bye, Mr. Pony.

5 newsjunkie_ky  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:06:50am

NO! Don't go john, you are such an easy target to make fun of for us.

6 musicman  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:06:58am

Good riddance!

7 zombie  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:07:18am

Now we have a solid, relentless year to obsess over Hillary and Obama.

Ughhhhhhhhhhh......

8 newsjunkie_ky  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:07:48am

Watching Rush on the dittocam, he has Rush '08 signs in the background and is making his concession speech. LOL

9 mean Gene  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:09:50am

Why would Florida have been the make-or-break for Edwards?
It didn't even count and he didn't campaign there (only Hillary did.)
Was it something Obama offered him?
AG perhaps?

10 brent  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:19:27am

He also may or may not have fathered a child out of wedlock... Silky, we'll miss you like a period.

Seriously, he was still in the race? Really?

11 keyword  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:19:56am

Ah, there's more money in suing insurance companies, anyway.

12 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:20:21am
13 HugoChavez  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:20:38am

He had to run, once he heard this.

14 Ringo the Gringo  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:20:54am

This is a sad day for the sons of mill workers.

15 HugoChavez  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:22:03am

re: #14 Ringo the Gringo

This is a sad day for the sons of mill workers.

Tsk, tsk, who will represent the eight year olds enslaved in the sweat shops?

Oh wait, wrong century!

16 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:22:26am

Yawn.

17 chinesearithmetic  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:22:41am

I wish I had a grenade for Pickler to dive on.

18 Iron Fist  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:28:29am

re: #2 Birkenstock Cowboy

I'm heartbroke. Such a tragic waste of humanity skin


Fixed.

19 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:29:00am

re: #5 newsjunkie_ky

NO! Don't go john, you are such an easy target to make fun of for us.

Well we still have RonPaul!

20 DoubleU  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:33:34am

Go back to your cancer stricken wife, Clinton and Obama are just better at manipulating and using the poor.

21 eon  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:36:36am

re: #12 buzzsawmonkey

To whom will he Pony up his delegates?

Best guess- he'll play dodgeball on that one. There's a very good chance that neither Obama or Shrillary will have a clear edge in delegate count going into the convention, meaning a probable failure to nominate on the first ballot. At which point Silky offers his delegates up as the tie-breaker to whoever agrees to make him their running mate.

I'm looking for the 2008 Democratic Convention to be a replay of the 1968 edition, in more ways than one. God help whatever city is hosting it.

cheers

eon

22 chinesearithmetic  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:40:43am

#20 That's ugly.

23 formercorpsman  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:41:16am

Being totally honest.

He needs to go to his home.

He has young children, and no matter what my opinions are about him, his children are going to dealt a very heavy burden that is not of their own making.

It is time for him to depart political motivation, and go back to being a dad for the time being.

24 bolivar  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:48:00am

For goodness sakes is this "reporter" giving this guy some action? She sounds like he took a bullet for the team or something - he is dropping out of a losing race - jeez louise!

25 uptight  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 10:00:44am

VERY, VERY SHODDY JOURNALISM.

To describe someone's politics as "progressive" means we think they benefit & advance mankind.

Many people would see Edward's brand of Champagne Socialism as retrogressive - a watered down echo from the days of the cold war. They might think we should know better these days.

Regarding Edward's ideals progressive or retrogressive, really depends on one's political opinion. That's fine in an opinion piece....but this WASN'T as opinion piece.

When Nedra Pickler labels Edward's ideals as "progressive" in what is supposed to be straight reportage, she is simply dressing up her political opinion as some kind of empirical fact.

shame on her

26 uptight  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 10:02:53am

When will Ron Paul bail?

That Stormfront money won't last forever!

27 Anthony (Los Angeles)  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 10:22:20am

Glad to see the AP is maintaining it's high standards of impartiality.

/sarcasm

28 realwest  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 10:31:12am

"ending a scrappy underdog bid in which he steered his rivals toward progressive ideals while grappling with family hardship...."
Yup, sure is good to know that AP's standards of "journalism" haven't changed any - they still don't have any.

29 DistantThunder  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 10:32:33am

I feel bad for his children, and his wife with cancer - but the man has created social and financial chaos by suing the innocent and driving real doctors out of business and away from private practice in rural communities. How many babies have died because the mother had to drive 60-80 miles to see a doctor?

John Edwards is a menace to a functional fair society.

30 DistantThunder  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 10:33:06am

re: #26 uptight

When will Ron Paul bail?

That Stormfront money won't last forever!

But he's a penny pincher remember?

31 mattm  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 10:38:50am

Awwww. Too bad.

32 Sharmuta  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 10:40:20am

He should have dropped out when his wife got ill- it would have been understandable and placed him in a much more sympathetic light in the future. Staying in the race made him look like an ambitious jerk, imo.

33 shimauma  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 10:53:08am

I can't believe this comment has been made yet...

what took him so long. damn is he stupid.

Sobbing hysterically with a towel over my head: "LEAVE JOHN EDWARDS ALONE!"

/sarc off..

Whew, that was fun!

34 gman  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 11:53:46am

I wonder which candidate (Hillary or Obama) will get the paulbot vote when he quits?

35 zmdavid  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 11:59:39am

What the term Silky Pony references. I think it was Laura Ingraham who first named John Edwards Silky Pony.

36 RoyalCanadian  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 12:01:20pm

And the barbers wept.

37 hurricane_jimmy  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 12:21:14pm

The biggest phony of them all finally dropped out of the race. Then again, he was never really in it.

Good riddance.

Hey, did y'all know he was the son of a mill worker? It's true, his pappy worked in a mill.

38 FredWM  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 12:36:58pm

"ending a scrappy underdog bid in which he steered his rivals toward progressive ideals while grappling with family hardship that roused voters’ sympathies"

Wow, is that fair and balanced or what?! How about:

"ending a losing bid in which he side-tracked his rivals with socialist pandering while playing off family hardships that embarrassed thinking voters."

39 Shr_Nfr  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 12:51:45pm

Probably nobody is more grateful than Edwards himself. Now he will not have to wear that artificial goofy grin 24/7.

40 kenblgf  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 12:56:40pm

AP must have been at least a little embarrassed by the article, because it looks as if it has been completely re-written. Or maybe they were not embarrassed, but since he held his press conference, they were able to fill the article with quotes and reactions from others.

I wonder if anyone has the original Edwards' campaign press release. I mean AP article.

41 Cicero05  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 12:57:50pm

Edwards was quoted as saying, "Thank heavens I can stop pretending to care about those stupid unemployed hicks who wind up on my juries."

42 kansas  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 2:00:32pm

Democrat John Edwards is exiting the presidential race Wednesday, ending a scrappy underdog bid a typical slimy lawyer campaign in which he steered his rivals toward progressive ideals while his law firm after minor auto accidents and pretending to grapple with family hardship that roused voters’ sympathies surprisingly didn't fool nearly enough nimrods, the Associated Press has learned. He did, however, not muss his hair during the whole affair. Does it get any worse than Edwards? Rhetorical question. Subliminal guy......Hillary.

43 ZK273  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 3:44:34pm

That was so obsequious (sic), I bet it made even the chief editors at AP puke.

44 huckfunn  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 7:32:04pm
"It is time for me to step aside so that history can blaze its path," he said.

Gee; how did history ever blaze it's path without him?! History will probably blaze better without him.

45 Scottcs  Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:26:19pm

Boohoo, another slip and fall trial lawyer with no experience running a serious business is gone.


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