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Sat, Apr 27, 2002 at 5:27:58 pm PDT

A message to the guy from Saudi Arabia who just found us with a Google search for “Saudi women nude:”

The all-seeing American Eye is watching you do that dirty thing you’re doing.

And reading between the lines of your WHOIS lookup, so is the Ministry for the Protection of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice.

Have a nice evening.

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1 addison  Sat, Apr 27, 2002 5:13:05pm

I got hits from some people looking for "Sexy Kurdish Women" and "syria sluts".

Saudi women nude...isn't that a contradiction in terms? They are, by law, always covered. tsk tsk.

2 Jason Rubenstein  Sat, Apr 27, 2002 5:22:33pm

I don't know if this is true, so caveat caveat caveat...
From a somewhat reliable collegue of mine who says that "jewish women nude" or words to that effect is a very, very popular search from Arab states. Said collegue insist it is the most popular search string for XXX among arabs, but my friend is prone to hyperbole.

I hope its true. How funny would that be? Especially in a shame-based culture like the Arab one?

Wheee!!

3 James  Sat, Apr 27, 2002 5:36:02pm

I did read in a 'Confessions of a Madame' type article once that Saudi 'princes' on vacation always ask for Jewish girls. She keeps a supply of Chai or Star of David necklaces for just such occasions.

Certainly wouldn't surprise me if true.

4 Tiger Lily  Sat, Apr 27, 2002 7:39:34pm

Ahhh, touche!

What a thing of beauty.

5 Michael Levy  Sat, Apr 27, 2002 8:59:31pm

Just to help you out, CJ, I've posted a **SPECIAL** link to LGF on my blog. When Google scans my page it will send more Arab porn surfers your way.

6 Michael Moynihan  Sat, Apr 27, 2002 9:49:56pm

Some lecherous lad located my website by entering the following search terms into Google (chanced upon while reading our often hilarious log files): "sierra leone women pulling their knickers down"

Anyone want to assist me in cornering the niche market of "African civil war porn?"

7 Dan Rector  Sat, Apr 27, 2002 10:15:44pm

I've got two words: GOOGLE BOMB

8 Jeff  Sun, Apr 28, 2002 1:10:48am

Personally, I think that totally nekkid Muslim chicks would be cool to see...some of them are quite lovely. Dark eyes send me to the moon. Then again, I'm a white guy with blond hair, green eyes, etc. Opposites attract. And a man can dream, can't he? Or am I being offensive?

Before you answer my last question, consider the attraction most Arab men feel for blondes. I've seen it, and seen it dealt with it (my sister - blonde, blue-eyed, fine-featured - putting off unwanted yet insistent suitors of the Saudi Arabian persuasion). It ain't pretty. Not at all.

9 Jeff  Sun, Apr 28, 2002 1:20:31am

P.S.: What's a "GOOGLE BOMB?"

10 Mike Jackmin  Sun, Apr 28, 2002 5:37:39am

Geez, the least you could do is to help the poor guy out. Does the world really need one more ignorent, sexually frustrated Arab?

This is the best I could find:

[Link: www.sonofsnake.com...]

11 Hey I'm a poet  Sun, Apr 28, 2002 6:33:04am

There was a young man from Qalqilyah

To jews, he said, 'I will kill yah"

He surfed the net all day

For jewish girls at play,

While he packed his bomb with nails, bolts, and rat poison.

12 file13  Sun, Apr 28, 2002 7:39:09am

I get a bunch of net.sa hits on my mIRC tutorial. Since most of these proxies and caches can't tell the difference between displayed and commented-out phrases, I think I'll toss in a seditious note calling for the overthrow of the Saud regime and some observations on Fahd and Faisal's love of sheep in commented-out subliminal messages.

13 Sean Kirby  Sun, Apr 28, 2002 8:47:54am

Google bombing involves using the fact that links coming from blogs rate far higher than other links, so a cabal of bloggers can usually corner the market on certain terms, sending traffic whereever they wish. WE all did this a while ago on the "afgan civilian casualty" thing.

I just got a hit for "arafat+villanelle". I'm glad to know i fill a niche, but i think they may have thought that Villanelle was french for villian, which it should be.

Does anyone know how i would do a WHOIS lookup?

14 Brown Line  Sun, Apr 28, 2002 10:20:18am

To do a "whois" query, point your browser to: [Link: www.netsol.com...]
The form is self-explanatory.

15 Michael Levy  Sun, Apr 28, 2002 4:01:37pm

"Google Bombing" also relies on the fact that Google identifies web sites not only by words in the site itself, but by words in the links on other peoples' pages. Google lets other people define your site for you.

So even though the main page of LGF never had the words "Syrian Sluts" on it, if you search for that on Google, you might come up with LGF (if a lot of bloggers add the link to their page, it will happen).

16 Rob Carlson  Mon, Apr 29, 2002 9:55:26am

I banned the nation of Saudi Arabia back in August 2000 when my "secret" nph_proxy CGI was found through a web search for "nph_proxy.cgi" found my stats pages. I went on vacation for a week and when I came back found almost 10 gigs of porno had been downloaded through my URL. When my complaint landed on deaf ears, I blocked the whole nationwide proxy.


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