today’s PSA

Sun, Apr 28, 2002 at 8:44:34 am PDT

Today’s Saudi search engine hit: “saudi girl ass photos.” This could become a regular feature. Then again, maybe not.

Welcome, poor stressed-out horny Saudi guys. Sorry, but in the not-too-immortal words of Bono, you still haven’t found what you’re looking for.

And I have some more bad news for you. When I mentioned the Ministry for the Protection of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice yesterday, I wasn’t kidding.

The WHOIS lookup for your IP address contains this friendly message from your lovely government:

Part of this IP block has been used for proxy/cache service at the National level in Saudi Arabia. All Saudi Arabia web traffic will come from this IP block.

Translation for horny Saudi guys: they’re watching you.

I hope that doesn’t, uh, ruin anything for you.

This has been a public service announcement.