God, I had to get out of that last thread.

What is this idiot trying to say?

Never said anything? I think flying planes into buildings is saying something, douche bag.

re: #1 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

God, I had to get out of that last thread.

Me too!

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Rage boy?

Buffaloes stupid, that's a new one!

re: #5 lawhawk

Bravo Sierra.

I always liked Buffalo Springfield. Is it like that?

What is the deal with muslim email rants and the inability to spell out the word you? Especially after the three-syllable 'buffaloes stupid' attempt at insult.

re: #2 VegasRick

All your buffalos are belong to us?

Does he mean "Bible" by bibal and Torah by "Taurat"? By either of those HE is the evil one personified. If not believing in islam means I'm going to their hell, open the pearly gates St. Pete, cause I'm headed your way!

Who's counting syllables now?

u guys are blind idiots and buffaloes stupid

Oh! Oh! Mr Kotter! Mr Kotter!

Raising hand and voting for a new rotating title!

BUT U GUYS DID LOOK AT YOURSELF FIRST

Sounds kinky

Charles have you ever gotten an email from an angry jihadi that was articulate? I bet you haven't.

No, u!

re: #10 jaunte

Read to many Prince liner notes.

blind idiots and buffaloes stupid

Perfect rotating title.

buffalos stupid?...they invented buffalo wings..thats much more than we can say for moes' lil scamps.

I will take a CONSONANT, Vanna!

Do they even HAVE buffaloes in Pakistan?

Instant rotation.

/Anyone care to second?

Hmmm...I think there's a rotating title in that one.

"blind idiots and buffaloes stupid"

It would be a hell of a lot funnier if these muckin' forans didn't have nukes.

re: #14 Crimsonfisted

GMTA?

I can't decide whether to be a buffaloes stupid for the muz or be a global warming cannibal for Ted Turner.

I think I'll have a Guinness and think on it.

Charles,

Ever since you posted that picture of the crazy moonbat holding the chemtrails sign from my website, I've been getting mail too...from crazy people, thanking me for helping to spread the word.

They've even linked me at their websites.

I like Buffalo's.

I'm a Taurus
:')

Hate say it but I consider Buffalo, NY stupid too.

re: #1 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

And He did provide a way. Is He not good? Did you thank Him? :)

Sorry, Mandy, I didn't see yours, too, before I posted again.

re: #30 DesertSage

figgers.

re: #28 Sifty

have two after all,thats a big decision.

This guy is Buffaloe Stupid

re: #36 Boondock St. Bender

ow! you twisted my widdle arm.

Buffalo or Bison?

I love mail days.

WE NEVER SAID ANYTHING AGAINST U BUT U GUYS DID LOOK AT YOURSELF FIRST

Any idea what he's trying to say?

Makes perfect sense to me.

/not

re: #33 Ma Sands

oops...yeah. And thanks to Charles too.

re: #23 Crimsonfisted

Of course they do. Water buffaloes.

Icanhazbuffalo!

re: #41 Ringo the Gringo

Any idea what he's trying to say?

He who cast the first insult, would be my guess. Flying planes into buildings isn't insulting?

Buffalo Springfield

we muslims got 4 books

Too true.

Fan mail from the madrasa?

My wife asks if she gets to have buffaloe hair rays with that.

re: #45 dammad

u canhaz mai buffalo

Someone needs some Hot Sweet Luvin!

/or not...

re: #41 Ringo the Gringo

Morons who repeat "you started it" are usually the ones who started the shit.

Here's what I've been doing today:

for pid in `ps -U "nobody" -o comm,state,etime,pid | awk -v com="httpd" -v st="S" '$1 == com && $2 == st && $3 ~ /:[0-9][0-9]:[0-9][0-9]/ { print $4 }'`; do { echo "Killing process $pid"; kill -9 $pid; } ; done

Can anyone tell me what that Linux command line does?

Such eloquence! Clearly we are the unenlightened fools...

Somebody has to say it

"BIG STUPID BUFFALO IS RIPPING US OFF"

OT-

Just got here, has this been brought to light?

Mexico reconquers California? Absolut drinks to that!

The latest advertising campaign in Mexico from Swedish vodka maker Absolut promises to push all the right buttons south of the U.S. border, but it could ruffle a few feathers in El Norte.

The billboard and press campaign, created by advertising agency TeranTBWA and now running in Mexico, is a colorful map depicting what the Americas might look like in an "Absolut" -- i.e., perfect -- world.

The U.S.-Mexico border lies where it was before the Mexican-American war of 1848 when California, as we now know it, was Mexican territory and known as Alta California.

re: #47 DesertSage

Buffalo Springfield

Look how young Stephen Stills looks.

re: #53 Charles

that opens a hermetically sealed jar on Fun & Wagnals porch.

Does this email person get the Charles Award for "Most Stupid Email I've Received Today"?

re: #53 Charles

No, but I assume that's to kill your leaky MySQL pids.

re: #53 Charles

Shit. A pop quiz from the Lizard Master. And on a Friday night.

I'm sooo going to bolo this one.

"WE NEVER SAID ANYTHING AGAINST U BUT U GUYS DID LOOK AT YOURSELF FIRST"

...so sayeth the projectionists, the people who claim to know your mind and what you are thinking...how an animal you behave, when in truth, it is their own soul they judge...

re: #32 song_and_dance_man

I think its intended as an insult to Americans.

Ya think? Buffalos conjures up images of:

Western art
Wings
Soldiers
Bill

Nothing insulting there, hmmm, I think he has NO clue what a buffaloe really is except maybe this type?

And not this.

re: #41 Ringo the Gringo

hmmm...let me hit myself in the head with a ballpeen hammer until the proper level of stupidity is achieved...ouch...ouch...ouch...almost there...ouch...here we are...i believe he is claiming that the innocent muslims did and said nothing to deserve these heinious attacks on their religion.they are very hurt and are much to kind and gentle to endure sush onslaughts..
gotta go take a motrin...

Charles should add "We are Buffaloes Stupid" as one of the random titles that come up on the home page.

heh

re: #46 jcm

He who cast the first insult, would be my guess. Flying planes into buildings isn't insulting?

He who cast the first insult, would be my guess.

Oh yes...Just add some punctuation and it begins to make sense, sort of.

These Mohammedans never stop ragging on other religions. Geez!

Hit this guy with a cluebat.

Well... it's true. We did look at ourselves first.
What the hell does that mean?

Excellent mind-meld going on tonight.re: #34 Sarge1984

Sorry, Mandy, I didn't see yours, too, before I posted again.

Excellent mind-meld going on tonight.Excellent mind-meld going on tonight.

re: #53 Charles

Here's what I've been doing today:

for pid in `ps -U "nobody" -o comm,state,etime,pid | awk -v com="httpd" -v st="S" '$1 == com && $2 == st && $3 ~ /:[0-9][0-9]:[0-9][0-9]/ { print $4 }'`; do { echo "Killing process $pid"; kill -9 $pid; } ; done

Can anyone tell me what that Linux command line does?

It clears the room of buffaloes stupid?

re: #56 Rancher

OT-

Just got here, has this been brought to light?

Worked over hard for the past two days.

we muslims got 4 books

Pedophilia for Dummies

1484

Yertyl the Butchered Turtle

Koran

re: #53 Charles

activates the lizard ray-o-death...or the history eraser button...

re: #53 Charles

Here's what I've been doing today:

for pid in `ps -U "nobody" -o comm,state,etime,pid | awk -v com="httpd" -v st="S" '$1 == com && $2 == st && $3 ~ /:[0-9][0-9]:[0-9][0-9]/ { print $4 }'`; do { echo "Killing process $pid"; kill -9 $pid; } ; done

Can anyone tell me what that Linux command line does?

You have been killing zombies :)

That should not at all be surprising. Pakis are a terrorist base.

I think the 10th Cav would take offense to this guy.

re: #53 Charles

Here's what I've been doing today:

for pid in `ps -U "nobody" -o comm,state,etime,pid | awk -v com="httpd" -v st="S" '$1 == com && $2 == st && $3 ~ /:[0-9][0-9]:[0-9][0-9]/ { print $4 }'`; do { echo "Killing process $pid"; kill -9 $pid; } ; done

Can anyone tell me what that Linux command line does?

Looks like pure buffalo poo to me.

re: #30 DesertSage

I like Buffalo's.

LOL. Me too.
Plus... they're tasty.

re: #53 Charles

It's an auto generated email response.

The reply is "I will keeel you!"

re: #50 jaunte

Ha ha..you must be a fellow fan,,,

re: #70 MandyManners

?

Sounds like a typical Dell or HP support person, and just as effective.

May he sit next to Yazid in Hell.

re: #80 Racer X

Silence!

You forgot the SILENCE!

This is what the guy sounds like when he talks.

[Link: www.mytalkingstain.com...]

re: #79 shanester

Sorry about your avatar?:)

re: #53 Charles

Here's what I've been doing today:

for pid in `ps -U "nobody" -o comm,state,etime,pid | awk -v com="httpd" -v st="S" '$1 == com && $2 == st && $3 ~ /:[0-9][0-9]:[0-9][0-9]/ { print $4 }'`; do { echo "Killing process $pid"; kill -9 $pid; } ; done

Can anyone tell me what that Linux command line does?

My answer.

re: #84 Crimsonfisted

Duh-oh!

*slaps forehead*

re: #69 ethanxxx

Ethan , have you opened the Scotch?

re: #72 Bobibutu

Worked over hard for the past two days.

The best part:

“Many people aren’t going to understand it here. Americans in the East and the North or in the center of the county -- I don’t know if they know much about the history."

But just a couple of paragraphs earlier:

"The U.S.-Mexico border lies where it was before the Mexican-American war of 1848 when California, as we now know it, was Mexican territory and known as Alta California.

Following the war, the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo saw the Mexican territories of Alta California and Santa Fé de Nuevo México ceded to the United States to become modern-day California, Texas, New Mexico, Utah, Colorado and Arizona."

Seems to me that the people that obviously 'know much about the history' obviously have chosen to ignore some of it...

Tauruses of the world unite!

We can take over... nah... we can... uh...
ah heck. Hand me the remote.

I personally believe, that the reason blind buffaloes are stupid is because they don't have glasses, and, therefore, and such that, in Lahore,Pakistan, and in Syria, maps are important, but not without glasses, when you can't read, you don't know where you are.

re: #87 jcm

My answer.

They told me there would be no math.

Buffaloes

Isn't that the way Dan Quayle spells it?

.

Well, while we are falling in our spelling, math, and science in comparison to other countries... at least we will wipe the floor with wherever this guy is from!

Spelling be, I mean Bea... er, Bee anyone?

.

re: #82 MandyManners

?

Me, too. ?

?

?

;)

re: #71 Crimsonfisted

It clears the room of buffaloes stupid?

Kills hung http sessions?

re: #72 Bobibutu

I got to keep up.

Anti-CAIR alert: *Terror-Supporter Nihad Awad Participates
At Capitol Hill Roundtable Featuring Keith Ellison
(Article)

re: #7 snowcrash

Buffaloes stupid, that's a new one!

Isn't it spelled Buffalos?

Is there a hunting season for buffalo ?

I prefer the term "Bison stupid" myself.

re: #53 Charles

Here's what I've been doing today:

for pid in `ps -U "nobody" -o comm,state,etime,pid | awk -v com="httpd" -v st="S" '$1 == com && $2 == st && $3 ~ /:[0-9][0-9]:[0-9][0-9]/ { print $4 }'`; do { echo "Killing process $pid"; kill -9 $pid; } ; done

Can anyone tell me what that Linux command line does?

Oh G-d, I look at this stuff all day at work...not here too, please not here! ;-)

re: #101 mama winger
I love buffalo as a steak and as a burger. YUM.

re: #7 snowcrash

In Thailand (and the Thais tell me in many SE Asian cultures) calling someone a buffalo is HARD-CORE INSULTING, Snow!

re: #101 mama winger

Is there a hunting season for buffalo ?

Yes, but it ended in 1868.

re: #12 galloping granny

Does he mean "Bible" by bibal and Torah by "Taurat"?

Yes, M'am.

"We Muslims got 4 books"

It's not the quantity, it's the quality.

Anyway, we Americans got the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights. I think we got the better deal.

re: #89 conservgirl

Why... Yes... Yes I have. A Toast!...

Here's to you and here's to me. Friends for ever we will be. But if by chance we disagree... F**K you... Here's to me.

DRINGK!

re: #100 Globular Cluster

Isn't it spelled Buffalos?

See #94

re: #101 mama winger

Is there a hunting season for buffalo ?

There are still very few buffalo available to hunt. The Sioux have some and do have a short hunting season. Most buffalo available for food are farmed in the same way the cows are - though they are range fed rather than penned and usually organic.

re: #106 Ringo the Gringo

Yes, but it ended in 1868.

I guess my tags are expired then. Oh well, turkey season opens May 5th.

HE is the greatest man ever

Great men don't f*ck 9 year old girls.

re: #100 Globular Cluster
That is the preferred Pakistani spelling. /

OMG. It's Fri. evening, had a couple of drinks already and there's a pop quiz?

What do we win.
Just curious, I'm a lowly accountant. No chance here.

I think we're missing the point. Maybe if we can figure out who he is, we should let the local authorities that he was trying to look upon the dreaded cartoons. Then he'll figure out if his version of heaven is right.

OT:

I would like to cast my vote for worst job in the world as of 6:21PM PST 4/4/2008:

PR Spokes-hole for Absolut Vodka.

re: #108 Tigger2005

"We Muslims got 4 books"

It's not the quantity, it's the quality.

Anyway, we Americans got the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights. I think we got the better deal.

LOL! Best post I've seen all day.
thx

re: #14 Crimsonfisted

u guys are blind idiots and buffaloes stupid

Oh! Oh! Mr Kotter! Mr Kotter!

Raising hand and voting for a new rotating title!

I second that.

Beuller? Any one?

I'm a Taurus born in the Chinese Year of the Ox, but if I were buffalo stupid, I couldn't hold the job I do.

.

If he would only accept Mormonism, he would have 7-books!

.

re: #96 Sarge1984

My post repeated what I said twice.

re: #116 shanester

That and the whole gator thing...:)

Islam is the real religion

oh, it's real all right.

/however, like Scientology, it's not a real religion

re: #122 RememberSekhmet?

I'm a Taurus born in the Chinese Year of the Ox, but if I were buffalo stupid, I couldn't hold the job I do.

I could.

/Adding to To-Do list: Check Monster.com.

Robert De Niro starred in Raging Buffalo.

re: #108 Tigger2005
right on!

re: #101 mama winger

Is there a hunting season for buffalo ?

Bison season!
Buffalo Season
Bison season!
Buffalo season!

Sounds like on eof those disjointed rants that you find on the DU.

Buffalo Soldier!

re: #109 ethanxxx

You missed me last night. I was tipsy.

Thanks for the toast, I drank.

re: #105 Karridine
Well he did seem very angry. I always consider the source when it comes to insults, so I think I'll be ok.

Who is this H. E. the emailer speaks of as the greatest man ever?
Henry Edams?
Hank Eron?

.

its infectious! "...on eof..."

.

re: #53 Charles
ummm...err...VERY SMALL ROCKS!

Parcing this so it makes sense, since insulting people in English is a second language for him (thank you Peace Corp):

This is all wrong. HE (Mu-Ham-head) is the greatest man ever. You guys are blind idiots and buffaloes stupid (can't deal with this). Islam is the real religion. Face the reality, or you will go to hell. Are you ready? Well, we Muslims have got 4 books: Quran, Bible, Zabur and the Torah.
WE NEVER SAID ANYTHING AGAINST YOU, BUT YOU GUYS DID (against us). LOOK AT YOURSELF FIRST...

Not saying I are with Nimrod, here...just trying to help.

/keep your friends close...

~ENT

re: #133 conservgirl

I heard. Two Martinis... It's been the Buzz all over the internet today.

Obviously an exchange student, returned home after US public High School...

The Sioux we'll be pissed! Of course, they'll immediately be accused of being Islamophobes...

re: #137 datadude

aarrgghh!don't turn this into a python thread!

re: #125 conservgirl

That and the whole gator thing...:)

heehee.
Wait 'till September... Yeehaa!

/hopeing, praying and sending donations to the football gods. :0)
/Have mercy... I come from a long line of FSU fans. Imagine that day when I told the folks I was going to UF. LOL. Scary.

//FSU sux

re: #139 ethanxxx
Really? Who knew!

Where The Buffalo Roam

Lest we forget, Ted Turner owns 40,000 buffalo, but not the Bills.

What would Ted say?

re: #143 shanester

No I am from the school that owned you all a couple of years ago at home and away. You only play us sometimes. In the west. We almost beat you last year too. Close game.

.

Very good re: #138 EtNorskTroll

Parcing this so it makes sense, since insulting people in English is a second language for him (thank you Peace Corp):

Not saying I are with Nimrod, here...just trying to help.

/keep your friends close...

~ENT

Very good! Great work. You may want to look into getting a job for the CIA. the question is can you translate what I just said into a language the person you translated from could understand?

;/

.

It's the buffaloes stupid! The Buffaloes! Buffaloes in burkas!

Believe or suffer damnation. Pretty clear to me, find a buffalo in a burka and be saved.

O//T, but what the hell. It's Friday.

Testament to advances in safety in NASCAR

And the driver's fine. He walked away from it.

re: #53 Charles

Here's what I've been doing today:

for pid in `ps -U "nobody" -o comm,state,etime,pid | awk -v com="httpd" -v st="S" '$1 == com && $2 == st && $3 ~ /:[0-9][0-9]:[0-9][0-9]/ { print $4 }'`; do { echo "Killing process $pid"; kill -9 $pid; } ; done

Can anyone tell me what that Linux command line does?

gah! now does everyone see why i hate linux?!

re: #112 mama winger

I guess my tags are expired then. Oh well, turkey season opens May 5th.

And then it's the E-mailer's turn to run!

Buffalo.com

re: #53 Charles

Here's what I've been doing today:

for pid in `ps -U "nobody" -o comm,state,etime,pid | awk -v com="httpd" -v st="S" '$1 == com && $2 == st && $3 ~ /:[0-9][0-9]:[0-9][0-9]/ { print $4 }'`; do { echo "Killing process $pid"; kill -9 $pid; } ; done

Can anyone tell me what that Linux command line does?

Killing zombie processes.

Note to the Lizard Master:

The "new comments" button is about the most useful button I have ever seen on the internet. Period.

/I may need a life, but that's my opinion and I'm stickin' to it!

re: #147 MandyManners

What would Ted say?

Nugent, not Turner.

re: #142 Boondock St. Bender

heh.

Say, is that a buffolo in your pants or are ya'll just happy to see the burka?

Why do jihadis write like LOLcats?

If your second language was English, you had to go to a lot of trouble to learn that "you" is spelled that way. What's with the weird "U"?

It's like if I were writing in Spanish and wrote "ola" instead of "hola," or whatever.

re: #148 conservgirl

No I am from the school that owned you all a couple of years ago at home and away. You only play us sometimes. In the west. We almost beat you last year too. Close game.

I think you must be mistaken. No team OWNS the GATORS!

I give up... who?

I'm in Denver now. Yeah... great selection of "B" teams to see locally. CU and CSU look like Friday night High School games back in Fla.

re: #149 papa_giorgio

.

Very good

Very good! Great work. You may want to look into getting a job for the CIA. the question is can you translate what I just said into a language the person you translated from could understand?

;/

.

Yes.

I believe the translation that he would (and does!) understand goes something like this:

heh.

~ENT

re: #157 song_and_dance_man

Buffalo Springfield

that's a really early clip.

What I'm amazed about is that he (she?) had time to formulate all those typos and/or fractured grammer and spelling while bowing to Mecca 153 times a day, not to mention time out for foot baths and jihad training !

Buffalo girl won't you come out tonight.
Come out tonight.
Come out tonight.

I thought Jim Carrey would become the next Jimmy Stewart...sigh.

re: #161 Palandine

Why do jihadis write like LOLcats?

If your second language was English, you had to go to a lot of trouble to learn that "you" is spelled that way. What's with the weird "U"?

It's like if I were writing in Spanish and wrote "ola" instead of "hola," or whatever.

E-mailer is from Pakistan "U". "PU"

This guy shoots water buffaloe stupids fer breakfast.

re: #155 Opilio

Killing zombie processes.

Yeah, but with extreme prejudice, note the -9 ...

ok, I'll bite at translation too:

This is all wrong. HE is the greatest man ever. Youse guys are blind, idiots and buffaloes, are stupid. Islam - the real religion? Face the reality. Or youse will go to hell? r u ready for heaven? Well, muslims got 4 books Quran, Ishkabibble, On the Road to Zanzibar, Borat's greatest hits.
WE NEVER SAID ANYTHING. BUT U GUYS DID. LOOK AT YOURSELF! AMERICANS HAVE BEEN TO THE MOON!

WE NEVER SAID ANYTHING AGAINST U

Sure about that?

And slay them wherever ye find them

surah 2:191

re: #157 song_and_dance_man

Neil Young looks almost normal there.

I never thought the opportunity would arise on LGF to post this link and still be on topic. Never say never.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

we muslims got 4 books

Four books for 1 billion people. That explains a lot.

re: #166 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

..aaaAAANNND...dannnce byyy the liiight of the mooonnn...

re: #171 Sharmuta

It's the elusive 'we'
'We' act on what was written, but 'we' didn't necessarily 'say' it.
/definition of jihai 'is'

HE is greatest man ever.

GREAT men don't need swords to be great.

re: #85 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

This is what the guy sounds like when he talks.

[Link: www.mytalkingstain.com...]

OMG! if you mouse over the stains really quickly, the stains get, er, agitated. just like rage boy! bwaaahahahaahahaha!

LOL!

Weeeze got 4 boooks.
very niiice!

which reminds me ,,, my new standard line to any of these fervent beleivers will not be "Oh, go fly a kite', it WILL be "oh, go stand in a herd of stampeding Buffaloes "

A buffalo is beautiful. Can the islamists say "I-Thou" to a buffalo? Not to a sea turtle, it seems.

re: #161 Palandine

Why do jihadis write like LOLcats?

If your second language was English, you had to go to a lot of trouble to learn that "you" is spelled that way. What's with the weird "U"?

It's like if I were writing in Spanish and wrote "ola" instead of "hola," or whatever.

Yeah, but "ola" means wave, like in the ocean.

When we write without the Spanish punctuation, sometimes it creates bad confusion. For example: "100 años" is 100 years, but "100 anos" is 100 anuses. That's where the humor would come in!

I hope we are drinking, because even if we are not drinking, I am...

Got my 50 dollar rebate from Smith and Wesson and extra mags. This is a great country.

re: #173 Opilio

Great! :)

re: #174 Stringart

Four books for 1 billion people. That explains a lot.

SNAP! thx for that post. Although it made me shoot beer out my nose. Icehouse to boot! Argh! :0)

re: #162 shanester

I am actually from FWB,FL, the panhandle.

Ole Miss. We beat you at Oxford and then when to the Swamp and beat you the next year. We almost beat you last year.

Of course you had Zook, who turned out well at Illinois. Do you remember hearing about the man who called the call in show saying he was going to kill himself because the gators lost to the rebels. He said he had the gun in his mouth. We listened to it in the car on the way home.

I was kidding about owning you, we did beat you though twice in a row.

It's like a crazy haiku.

This is all wrong. He.
Is the greatest man ever.
U guys idiots.

Blind Idiots and
Buffaloes stupid. Islam
Is real religion.

[weeps]
so beautiful...

re: #157 song_and_dance_man

Dude...#47!

re: #166 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

...aaand dance by the light of the mooonnn!

re: #174 Stringart

Four books for 1 billion people. That explains a lot.

and not all the pictures are colored in yet !

re: #169 Thanos

Yeah, but with extreme prejudice, note the -9 ...

Well, you do want them to stay dead, undead, er, um, ...

Oh, this buffalo thing prompted an odd, old memory. When I moved to Boulder Colorado, home of the CU Buffaloes, many years ago, the first headline I read in the local paper was "Buffs Beaten". I did a double take. I really had reservations about the culture at that point coming from a Midwest environ where that word was more than a bit derogatory. I only relate this because it is true, and says how far society has come since MLK etc.
/Jihadis of a different stripe (racist) back in the day...

re: #184 Thanos

I hope we are drinking, because even if we are not drinking, I am...

i resemble that remark.

re: #184 Thanos

I hope we are drinking, because even if we are not drinking, I am...

Ditto.

The more everyone here drinks, the less buffalo stupid I look.

re: #175 datadude

beat me to it.

Is buffalo stupid anything like coyote ugly?

discuss.

DRINK!

His writing style reminds me of some of the You Tube comments. Wiki says English is an official language in Pakistan while Urdu is the national language. Does any one speak Urdu so we can learn some replies?

re: #199 Crimsonfisted

Is buffalo stupid anything like coyote ugly?

discuss.

not to mention dog tired

re: #199 Crimsonfisted

Is buffalo stupid anything like coyote ugly?

discuss.

Betcha wouldn't call a buffalo "stoopid" to his face...

re: #179 Kirly

OMG! if you mouse over the stains really quickly, the stains get, er, agitated. just like rage boy! bwaaahahahaahahaha!

I've been spending a lot of time on that site. Sitting alone, running back and forth over the stains and giggling.

Must---get---life!

Oh give me a home where the buffaloes roam
And the lizards and zombie play
Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word
And the jihadists seethe all day

re: #151 Sarge1984

Wow!

That was a nasty hit. Straight into the wall at 180mph. Miracle he walked away.

They got Bibal, huh?

re: #181 sattv4u2

Y'cain't roller skate in a buffalo herd,
Y'cain't roller skate in a buffalo herd,
Y'cain't roller skate in a buffalo herd,
but you kin be happy if you've a mind to.

re: #173 Opilio
How weirdly interesting. Really.

John F'n Kerry and Skeletor are idiots!

re: #206 song_and_dance_man

cat fight

Bull shit!...Oh wait,...that does not really work.

re: #209 Watcher

And Zabur... Don't forget Zabur.

re: #171 Sharmuta

surah 2:191

They think we're "Buffaloes Stupid" enough to not notice what they say or what they do.

re: #208 Racer X

You're not kidding. He watched the video after he got out of the infield care center and was amazed by it.

The famous white bufffalo, named Big Medicine

re: #213 VegasRick

Bull shit!...Oh wait,...that does not really work.

I think it fits!

I think Marianne Faithful has the answer to the question of broken English.

re: #218 Crimsonfisted

I think it fits!

So do I.

re: #206 song_and_dance_man

Made me flash on Kramer in that Seinfeld episode. Couldn't find it on YouTube.

re: #181 sattv4u2

There is a Roger Miller song that says

"You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd,

But you can be happy if you've a mind to"

re: #189 conservgirl

Gun in his mouth? Never heard anything. That's f-ed up. Just a game.

You'll have to excuse me 'cause I'm in Colorado now. When you said "Out west", I wasn't thinking Miss.

I remember that. That was with Manning, no? Ol' Miss was dangerous (still is). They always finish strong. Always.

I'm so old, I remember when UF was owned by everybody. I went to school there before Spurrier. Yeah, sad times... but I was drunk, so it didn't matter. :0) Although I did get to see Emmitt Smith play college ball. Niiice.

I can honestly say this... almost ANY team in the SEC can 'own' almost ANY team in any conference.

Yeah... we're that good.

/It's been 4 months since college football. Starting to get the shakes.

re: #218 Crimsonfisted

I think it fits!

Wait, I got it!
Goat f**ker!
There ya go!

re: #214 ethanxxx

And Zabur... Don't forget Zabur.

Bibal trumps Zabur.

re: #224 VegasRick

Wait, I got it!
Goat f**ker!
There ya go!

ding! ding! ding! we have a winner!

re: #208 Racer X

Wow!

That was a nasty hit. Straight into the wall at 180mph. Miracle he walked away.

Second worst hit I've ever seen. Michael Waltrip wreck at Bristol was the worse.

re: #186 Ma Sands

Great! :)

re: #211 snowcrash

How weirdly interesting. Really.

It's that sort of thing that makes me glad English is my first language.

ya know in way i kinda feel sorry for this poor bastad,you live your whole life bein'fed this malarkey,you aren't exposed to any real alternative thought.it's very sad.islam,the worlds biggest cult.

Oh ya'... I forgot.

re: #222 Ojoe

There is a Roger Miller song that says

"You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd,

But you can be happy if you've a mind to"

re: #207 Shug

Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word

Been here when the A topic has been discussed?

/Not trying to start anything...

Ooooh, a MoMail thread.

Here are three I got today in rapid succession from the same person -- he'd type a sentence, email it, type another sentence, email that, and so on:

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From: free Expression
Subject: Freedom

THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FREEDOM AND INSOLENCE

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From: free Expression
Subject: advice

WHEN YOU WANT TO BE CRITIC, YOU HAVE TO KNOW EVERY THING ABOUT THE PERSON FIRST, OTHERWISE IT WILL BE RUBBISH.

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From: free Expression
Subject: the history
To: stupied

One of your depictions ,about war and killing people,please read the history carefully when european controll the world there are a blood in everywhere like now till now you cannot spread the peace but muslim spread it in the past in few years

please read the history

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re: #199 Crimsonfisted

Is buffalo stupid anything like coyote ugly?

discuss.

Coyote Ugly is hot chicks dancing on the bar- clearly hara'am.

Buffalo stupid is...murtadds who drink?- possibly enough to dance on the bar, but the hotness might be in question (although not mine).

I prefer Zabar's.

My Uncle used to love me, but she died.

Speaking of Buffalo Girl and Jimmy Stewart...One of my favorite movie lines...

George Bailey: What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.

re: #216 Sarge1984

I have been to Bristol and seen some of the cars that hit the gate and got cut in half. It's amazing how they lived. then I was at daytona when Dale was killed and I could not believe it.

re: #229 Boondock St. Bender

I feel sorry for him when he's little, but after the age of reason, well no. He's made a choice. Sorry.

re: #234 Sharmuta

Coyote Ugly is hot chicks dancing on the bar- clearly hara'am.

Buffalo stupid is...murtadds who drink?- possibly enough to dance on the bar, but the hotness might be in question doesn't matter after enough drinks (although not mine).

Better?

re: #223 shanester

You didn't hear about that? It was even covered on ESPN. The radio host was like, man it's okay, put the gun down. It was crazy.

I was kidding about we owning you, I should have put the SEC WEST.

It's fun, I guess we will go to Florida this year, we go to all the away games.

re: #63 Crimsonfisted

Ya think? Buffalos conjures up images of:
Western art
Wings
Soldiers
Bill
Nothing insulting there, hmmm, I think he has NO clue what a buffaloe really is except maybe this type?

And not this.

BINGO! Excellent choice of photos, too to make the point. Lahore Guy's buffaloes are WATER Buffalos which are domesticated dumb - led around by the nose. Even Africans would wonder and scratch their heads - their buffaloes are the perpetually bad-tempered and decidedly un-domesticatable CAPE Buffaloes - massive grass grazers which kill more people than the predators. They'll knock ya into the next time zone.
OUR buffaloes are built like freight trains - in fact they've derailed a train a time or two.
So, as usual, a cross-cultural communication gap. Hapless fellow, totally convinced that he'd delivered a good one, but missed completely, a victim of his own ignorance. Maybe if he'd spent a little more time reading about geography, history, or biology instead of constant rote memorizing of only 4 books he'd been more savvy.

re: #168 Sifty

Yeah, Sifty, but do YOU get the anti-American slant to that cut? GI killing Vietnamese as fast as he can, rationalizing "...anyone who runs is a VC, those who stand still are well-disciplined VC...", giving himself license to kill everyone outside, in Vietnamese garb...

Was this movie directed by Stone?

Beware the Believers

Oh give me a hooome, where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the atelope play. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the sky is not cloudy all day. HOME, HOME on the RANGE, etc.

How dare he make fun of buffalos ?

re: #53 Charles

Here's what I've been doing today:

for pid in `ps -U "nobody" -o comm,state,etime,pid | awk -v com="httpd" -v st="S" '$1 == com && $2 == st && $3 ~ /:[0-9][0-9]:[0-9][0-9]/ { print $4 }'`; do { echo "Killing process $pid"; kill -9 $pid; } ; done

Can anyone tell me what that Linux command line does?

/stops indexing spiders in their tracks?

What the frak is that?!

re: #235 MandyManners

I prefer Zabar's.

Yummy.

re: #233 zombie

Ooooh, a MoMail thread.

like now till now -

That at least sounds like a Harlequin romance novel.

Or am I being buffalo "stupied"

Is it wrong that this makes more sense translated into LOLCat?
From The LOLCat Translator:

DIS AR TEH ALL WRONG HE IZ TEH GREATEST MAN EVR U GUYZ R BLIND IDIOTS AN BUFFALOEZ STOOPID. ISLAM IZ TEH REAL RELIGION FACE TEH REALITY. OR U WILL GO 2 HELL R U READY?WELL WE MUSLIMS GOT 4 BOOKZ QURAN BIBAL ZABUR TAURAT WE NEVR SED ANYTHIN AGAINST U BUT U GUYZ DID LOOK AT YOURSELF FURST

/k thx bye

re: #231 guzziguy

A profound song. Thank you.

re: #189 conservgirl

I was only there for a year. Had to finish at junior college and USF (Go Bulls).

Lost my scholarship as the funding ended for it.
I remember to this day my guidance counselor asking me if I had any "Indian" blood in me. If I had at least 1/16th, I could get a free ride.

Such is life.

re: #226 Crimsonfisted

ding! ding! ding! we have a winner!

Well thank you! "I do have to thank a few people that helped me get this award, I must thank all of the jihadi scumbag motherf**kers for motivating me to achieve this award. Without these s**t for brains and worse for morals I would have never thought to say that. Thanks to all of you pedophile animals of the cult of islime!"

re: #239 Ojoe

thats the problem,most of these folks never reach the age of reason,it gets beaten out of em'young.(don't get me wrong,i got no problem putting down a rabid dog,it would be better if the dog didn't get rabies in the first place)

re: #253 shanester
That's interesting. I would pull for Uof F over FSU any day, BTW.

re: #205 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I've been spending a lot of time on that site. Sitting alone, running back and forth over the stains and giggling.

Must---get---life!

no! stick around and laugh yourself buffaloes stupid with me! LOL

HE is the greatest man ever

Send this loser some more books.

re: #256 Boondock St. Bender

There's the big tragedy of islam, every day how many young souls fall into its grip, and at what age? 5, 6 years old?

Every day, how many thousands?

re: #188 shanester

SNAP! thx for that post. Although it made me shoot beer out my nose. Icehouse to boot! Argh! :0)

Oddly enough, drinking during the FNDT can be a less than wise idea.

Sorry 'bout that. :)

Noticed he never said anything about what he was originally searching out, The Cartoons. Why was he going to look at them ? That alone would have put him in seethe mode. So I'm wrong about Islam how ?

re: #248 lawhawk

Just something to fool the censors.

re: #255 song_and_dance_man

I dig Miller.

He was so uncool he was cool.

re: #238 hayseed

Hello, my friend. Good luck to your side tomorrow! You handled them well Wednesday - a good game. Should be tomorrow, too.

I think Man U will coast home with the title again this year, but will have to get by Barca to make the CL final in Moscow. That will be a very interesting semi. You may be facing a trip to Turkey, again, for the semis!

Am going to try streaming the game tomorrow on the 'Net; not on Fox, so will miss it otherwise. Will be thinking of you.

re: #255 song_and_dance_man

Dancing girls on pedestals in the background are cool !

re: #251 Palandine

Is it wrong that this makes more sense translated into LOLCat?
From The LOLCat Translator:

DIS AR TEH ALL WRONG HE IZ TEH GREATEST MAN EVR U GUYZ R BLIND IDIOTS AN BUFFALOEZ STOOPID. ISLAM IZ TEH REAL RELIGION FACE TEH REALITY. OR U WILL GO 2 HELL R U READY?WELL WE MUSLIMS GOT 4 BOOKZ QURAN BIBAL ZABUR TAURAT WE NEVR SED ANYTHIN AGAINST U BUT U GUYZ DID LOOK AT YOURSELF FURST

/k thx bye

I like the Gizoogle translation better:

This is all wrizzay HE is tha greatest dawg ever u guys is blind idiots n buffaloes stupid fo gettin yo pimp on. Islam is tha real religion fizzle tha reality . Real niggas recognize the realness.. or u will go ta hell r u ready?well we muslims gots 4 books Quran Bibal Zabur Taurat WE NEVER SAID ANYTHING AGAINST U BUT U GUYS DID LOOK AT Yoself FIRST

[Link: www.gizoogle.com...]

Doggone Jihadi trolls.

re: #255 song_and_dance_man

I dig Miller.

keep on the sunny side of life

how true

re: #231 guzziguy

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

Must be that kind of a week. I linked a Little Jimmy Dickens song on Wednesday. With video clips of JRockers - no clue why!

Since its inception fourteen hundred years ago, Islam has been at war with the people of this planet. Millions of people have been literally butchered with the sword of Islam.

Some may argue that all religions at one point in time have committed crimes against humanity. That may be so, but none of the existing world religions' foundation has been based upon shedding the blood of its innocent conquered "victims."

Islam lives, breathes and grows on blood. Once we take away this red element from Islam, Islam will vanish completely. Islam cannot possibly live in the hearts and minds of its believers. Islam needs to shed the blood of the infidels, meaning all non-Muslims. Islam is about world domination. Fear of pain and punishment for non-conformism is part of being a Muslim.

[Link: www.amilimani.com...]

No buffalo, but an elephant, a couple of monkeys, and Steve Martin. Set to the prettiest song ever.

re: #110 DesertSage I always though it was "buphalow".

re: #171 Sharmuta

surah 2:191

Ceiling Cat sez:

AN SLAY THEM WHEREVR YE FIND THEM, AN DRIV THEM OUT OV TEH PLACEZ WHENCE THEY DROOV U OUT, 4 PERSECUSHUN IZ WORSE THAN SLAUGHTR. AN FIGHT NOT WIF THEM AT TEH INVIOLABLE PLACE OV WORSHIP TIL THEY FURST ATTACK U THAR, BUT IF THEY ATTACK U (THAR) DEN SLAY THEM. SUCH IZ TEH REWARD OV DISBELIEVERS.

/I love the smell of blasphemy in the evening. Come get me, UN ;)