1 minute ago@realDonaldTrump How your parents whelped such a piece of phlegm like you will be an unsolved mystery. — ericfruitbat (@ericfruitbat) May 29, 2020
We haven’t featured one of these live press conferences in a while, so let’s do this. Everyone already knows it’s going to be non-stop lies and right wing garbage-think, but maybe he’ll surprise us and be presidential this time. Kidding! Had you going for a minute, didn’t I?