Alien boobs

Obviously a bare naked creature from another galaxy.

Now where'd I put that tinfoil?
hmmmm....

What I want to know is, who PShopped the Israeli flag out of the background?

/

That is a six-foot tall nekkid woman. Cheney, you magnificent bastard! (That's not what most of us mean by "fly-fishing", but hey, he's the veep)

Looks like he is looking at the beast as she falls on her duff.

Nude female jogger? Look at his smile...has to be.

It's Mandy! I'd recognize those abs anywhere!

At the mother of all conspiricies.

thats one of the coneheads naked

Obama's blow-up doll. Clearly.

re: #4 Ward Cleaver

What I want to know is, who PShopped the Israeli flag out of the background?

/

I've always wanted to see what the Temple Mount would look like if the Dome of the Rock and the Mosque of Omar were PShopped out of the picture. Anybody?

Nude female alien zionist jogger who has assumed Hillary's guise in order to bring the zio-nazi New World Alien Order into absolute power.

/Did I miss anything?

Nude beach? or maybe bird hunting?Yep I think bird hunting.

a creature from another galaxy

Nah, he'd have shot it by now.

I examined it rather closely. It is a miniature of Hilliary Mounted on the hood of his SUV.

OT First day home from the Hosp, sure is good to be able to read LGF again.

Cthulhu. What, you thought it might be something innocuous as watching a friend fly fishing and hoisting a big fat trout of the Snake River?

It looks like a person in a light brown shirt holding a camera up to their face to take a photo.

A mannequin of a lawyer - fer practice shootin'....

What's Dick Cheney Looking At?

Dick doesn't look. He sees.

He looks rather happy, so I guess there are no G-d dam liberals around.

His expression suggests 'bare naked lady' of the attractive variety :)

considering the hat and obvious hunting jacket he's wearing ,,he's looking at his next "hunting accident" victim ,,,,,

Senator Leahy, perhaps ?

He just saw Nancy Pelosi fall on her face onto the pavement...

A rubber chicken. Its part of his gag kit......

what is that?

I saved the picture and have been monkeying with it.... I can't figure it out.

re: #19 lawhawk

Cthulhu.

Nope, not enough tentacles.

re: #16 Nevergiveup

I examined it rather closely. It is a miniature of Hilliary Mounted on the hood of his SUV.

Ha!

An Alien bOOb thread, with some Cheney in it. there's going to be a short cicuit in the internetz tonight for sure!

re: #31 Occasional Reader

Tied them behind his back.

/He is seriously evil, you know.

re: #16 Nevergiveup

I examined it rather closely. It is a miniature of Hilliary Mounted on the hood of his SUV.

You know, it looks kind like that to me. I was thinking a wooden lady on the front of a Viking ship. But are the neo-con Zionists war-mongers in league with the Vikings? Why is he smiling?

#17 OT First day home from the Hosp, sure is good to be able to read LGF again.

I hope you're better. I missed LGF for five days last year; I know the feeling.

Yesterday someone joked that 1/20/09 is not only Bush's Last Day, but--when Cheney takes over...wouldn't that burst a few baloons!

I have no idea, but it has boobs.

Definately looks like someone jogging... the right lens looks like only one leg is down and there's a sock and shoe.

I saw this yesterday and thought about posting it!

I saw a close up.

It looks like a topless chick floating on her back in the water.

Either just before or way after Dick SHOT HER!

The figure appears to be saying "I bury Paul".

It's Dick Cheney own arm, holding a fishing pole. There's a blownup picture floating around that confirms this.

re: #40 Ben Hur

Could it be Laura Palmer?

For certain: It's not a naked Code Pinko; he'd be gagging, at least.

re: #42 davidari

It's Dick Cheney own arm, holding a fishing pole. There's a blownup picture floating around that confirms this.

Cheney has arm boobs?

Randi Rhodes... falling down.... again.

Bicycle.

Fire hydrant.

RON PAUL!

re: #24 taxfreekiller

Cheap Sunglasses.

re: #12 SaracensAtTheGates

I've always wanted to see what the Temple Mount would look like if the Dome of the Rock and the Mosque of Omar were PShopped out of the picture. Anybody?

I'd rather JDAM them out of the picture.

I plead the Fifth. ;)

re: #31 Occasional Reader

Nope, not enough tentacles.

That's what it wants you to think.

I see... two elephants, making love to a mens' glee club....

/with apologies to Woody Allen

NOW I UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE!

re: #45 Occasional Reader

That's his thumb and forefinger.

I'm probably wrong, but it looks like he's fishing with Bugs Bunny.

Cheney smiles.
Garbo talks.
It's good to see Darth Vader enjoying himself in some undisclosed location. God bless the good servant.

re: #56 taxfreekiller

Ok,

He hunts in South Texas,
there are these reports of
a unknown creature that
eats little children, looks like
a half wolf, half dog, half mountain lion,
half this and that, must be he killed it
and its on a stick and will be mounted
in his den up in Wyoming soon.

That's alot of halfs.

re: #56 taxfreekiller

a half wolf, half dog, half mountain lion

Are you serial?

Wood nymph....again.

re: #53 Ben Hur

NOW I UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE!

This is just so wrong, and so many levels... I'd have preferred a Rickrolling...

Why that's the Rovian Weather machine, obviously.

DC takes it with him on field trips, ya know.

He's amused by the Tibetan Olympic torch runner accidentally ending up in Texas.

looks like a reflection of a chick in a bikini sitting on the ground, leaning back on her hands with her knee up to me.

re: #46 so.cal.swede

re: #46 so.cal.swede

Randi Rhodes... falling down.... again.

ROTFL

or maybe ROTFD (Randi on the floor drunk)

re: #63 Izzy Dunne

Why that's the Rovian Weather machine, obviously.

DC takes it with him on field trips, ya know.

Crap, then it's not protecting us in this here DC...

(I swear sometimes we DO have a weather machine here... it always seems that the huge storms (snow, heavy rain, whatever) batter everything around DC itself, but just skirt us)

re: #66 blue_like_jazz

looks like a reflection of a chick in a bikini sitting on the ground, leaning back on her hands with her knee up to me.

Does she dream of you too?

Naked female liberal being chased by an evil Neocon zionist alien?

re: #65 song_and_dance_man

Looks like he's packing.

That would be why Mrs Cheney is smiling

I did a gamma correction in Irfanview and reversed the image (it's a reflection, and it looks to me like a bald, naked store manikin standing over cribs, its back to him.

re: #69 Occasional Reader

Crap, then it's not protecting us in this here DC...

(I swear sometimes we DO have a weather machine here... it always seems that the huge storms (snow, heavy rain, whatever) batter everything around DC itself, but just skirt us)

I believe it's metro phenomenon- heat effect from the city.

Looks like a little kid with floaties on

[Link: www.whitehouse.gov...]

He is smiling... [insert favorite conspiracy]... but then it does look like someone on a boat... with a fishing pole... or the hot secret service gal decided to go skinnydipping... wait... that's obamasama's security detail...

re: #79 zmdavid

ba da bing! He's fishing!

It's a hand with a fishing pole in it you bunch of maniacs

It's either a fish, a sculpture or fauxtography.

re: #70 debutaunt

Does she dream of you too?

ummmm, i'm a girl, too! so i hope not. =)

So now he's ruthlessly killing fish for sport? What an animal!

/

re: #83 BabbaZee

Ah Babba, you never let us have our fun...[kicks stone while walking away]

re: #79 zmdavid

[Link: www.whitehouse.gov...]

reflection of hand and fishing pole. mystery solved.

next thread. ;)

Looks like he's shaking hands with somebody female.

re: #79 zmdavid

[Link: www.whitehouse.gov...]

Ahhh ya beat me

A photograph of Dick Cheney posted at the White House web site has a strange reflection in his sunglasses. Some are suggesting it shows Cheney appreciating a bare naked lady, others think it may reveal a creature from another galaxy. I’m leaning toward the latter explanation.

Dick is fly fishing on the Snake River. Whats not to smile about? There is nothing so good as the primitive sports in the Great outdoors, not even naked women (they do come in distantly second though).
The only thing better than fishing is hunting. And thats better than most anything.

Calm down, it's just a fly fishing rod.

[Link: www.whitehouse.gov...]

re: #75 Sharmuta

I believe it's metro phenomenon- heat effect from the city.

That's the story I spread. Truth is, by the time I get around to manipulating DC weather, I'm too tired to think of anything too horrible.

looks like the she hag giving Nancy Pelosi a lap dance.

re: #87 simonml

PETA?

re: #89 joncelli

lololololol

re: #96 bulwrk

GAH!

re: #93 maddogg

I prefer fishing but

huzzah
anyway

re: #93 maddogg

Dick is fly fishing on the Snake River. Whats not to smile about? There is nothing so good as the primitive sports in the Great outdoors, not even naked women (they do come in distantly second though).
The only thing better than fishing is hunting. And thats better than most anything.

Hunting must be pretty good, because I REALLY like females.

I googled it and saw that link at reddit (but it points back to the White House site).

re: #97 LanceKates

PETA?

No thanks. I prefer tortillas

re: #14 MES41067

Nude beach? or maybe bird hunting?Yep I think bird hunting.

I thought, back when I first heard the story, how it was touching that the Unfortunate Hunting Accident was making a comeback in politics. Used to be, Unfortunate Hunting Accident was a very common cause of death in noble households, especially when there were younger brothers around that wanted a shot at running the family lands.

But all VP Cheney got was a lawyer. Only winged it, too.

re: #93 maddogg

There is nothing so good as the primitive sports in the Great outdoors, not even naked women (they do come in distantly second though).
The only thing better than fishing is hunting. And thats better than most anything.

sorry brother man, nothing knocks a fine lady off the number one spot. have
you no testicals man!?!?! ;)

Looks like a nekkid conehead whose arms have been amputated to me.

re: #102 LanceKates

Hunting must be pretty good, because I REALLY like females.

So do I, Lance, better than anything, 'cept huntin' 'n' fishin'.

Charles!

Major Non-Dhimmitude in Canada Alert!

Muslim Convicted of Assault for Beating Wife-Despite it Being According to Cultural Norms!

I found out who it is

It's Admiral Akhbar, the new head of the Joint Chiefs of staff

Rove you magnificent bastard

re: #109 maddogg

So do I, Lance, better than anything, 'cept huntin' 'n' fishin'.

sorry man, unless you are 60+ years old, that is just kind of odd. sorry. if you are, advanced apologies. ;)

re: #107 song_and_dance_man

Ahhh song, lol!

BBL

re: #85 blue_like_jazz

ummmm, i'm a girl, too! so i hope not. =)

Ooops - I just checked your info. What kind of singing do you do?

After a careful examination of the photo, I think I can say with full confidence, we now know the real reason Randi Rhodes stepped down.

Their's was a love that could not be.

re: #53 Ben Hur

NOW I UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE!

Really Ben, what planet are you from? Yesterday, it was boobcheese, today's its VP crotch shots.

I'm concerned.

re: #83 BabbaZee

Darn, I thought it was Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy and Mike Moore going Quail hunting with him.

re: #106 Vergeltung

sorry brother man, nothing knocks a fine lady off the number one spot. have
you no testicals man!?!?! ;)

No. My wife told me they became HER testicles when I married her. But hunting and fishing were still better when I was single. I even took girls on hunting trips (that didn't usually work out BTW).

re: #96 bulwrk,

That was an image I didn't need in my mind! Brain bleach, please!

It's the reflection of Zombie that's missing from all her photos.

re: #29 coquimbojoe

A rubber chicken. Its part of his gag kit......

I agree, it's someone holding up a rubber chicken.

re: #118 ploome hineni

yikes, that is scary and sad all at once. can it really be coming to this?

Great.

Now we know his view when he pees.

There! I said pee!

re: #123 taxfreekiller

So, da ya, thank if Hildie Beast were to chose Ron Paul for a ruining mate, what would the off-spring be?

Baby Chtulus.

re: #109 maddogg

I'll find out this year how much I like hunting... Going for my first time at SOME point to hunt wild hog.

re: #113 Vergeltung

sorry man, unless you are 60+ years old, that is just kind of odd. sorry. if you are, advanced apologies. ;)

Not advanced, just obsessed. I even make my own equipment. Killed my buck with a rifle I built from scratch, last year and this. Make my own archery equipment, too.

re: #62 Occasional Reader

This is just so wrong, and so many levels... I'd have preferred a Rickrolling...

Who does that Dick Cheney think he is, anyway. :)

O.K.....Those of you who googled this and found the whitehose pic......what did you use for search terms......I tried CheneyReflection.jpg and got nothing....in images or web pages

Also, doesn't cheney actually look a lot like Beavis in that photo ?

re: #131 eschew_obfuscation

O.K.....Those of you who googled this and found the whitehose pic......what did you use for search terms......I tried CheneyReflection.jpg and got nothing....in images or web pages

whitehouse!~

re: #108 erisldysnomia

Looks like a nekkid conehead whose arms have been amputated to me.

And just how would you know what that would look like, eh?

/don't really want to know

Speaking of Laup Nor.

Presidential candidate Ron Paul to visit T.F.

Hope it's at the City Park and it snows that day. The band shell he'll be speaking from really catches the wind. :-)

re: #129 maddogg

I still need to find out what, apart from my rifle and ammo, I'll need to get.

I imagine green and brown clothing, or camo, I'm not sure if I need a blaze orange hat or not.

some of that scent killer stuff.

Something to drink that is not alcohol. heh.

ideas?

well he should of been fishin with this redneck babe

Definitely just Cheney's hands on something. Someone above said a fishing pole. That could be right. My gut tells me it is Cheney's hands on the steering wheel of some vehicle. On second look, the fishing pole may be right. Either that or alien naked boobies.

Dick is just smiling at on of his naked torture victims at his uber-secret, personal torture chamber, Camp 7.

This is the place where he keeps random moonbats, plucked off the streets at anti-war demonstrations.

I doubt it's a naked woman. The way Cheney's heart is, if he saw one, he might just collapse.

re: #113 Vergeltung

Any river where you have your naked woman can be the Snake River. A woman that fishes and hunts yet, man that's heaven.

re: #83 BabbaZee

It's a hand with a fishing pole in it you bunch of maniacs

Spoilsport.

I was c0nvinced it was Dolly Parton, singing him a tune, in the buff . . . .

He desrves it, as the only non-whore in this admin.

re: #128 LanceKates

I'll find out this year how much I like hunting... Going for my first time at SOME point to hunt wild hog.

Excellent, Lance. rule # 1: don't get excited, shoot quickly but slowly enough to place the shot. 1 shot kill is the game. Hogs have poor eyesight, but excellent smell and hearing. You can walk up on them if they are distracted and you are downwind and stealthy.

Easy for me, I never get buck fever, but I've seen people empty entire rifles at a buck 50 paces away and not get close enough to scare him.

Sheesh!

Naked aliens - LOL!

We need a hobby.

re: #83 BabbaZee

It's a hand with a fishing pole in it you bunch of maniacs

Well thats obviously photoshopped.

No globular clusters.

re: #137 LanceKates

I still need to find out what, apart from my rifle and ammo, I'll need to get.

I imagine green and brown clothing, or camo, I'm not sure if I need a blaze orange hat or not.

some of that scent killer stuff.

Something to drink that is not alcohol. heh.

ideas?

Where will you be hunting. What kind of terrain?

re: #145 maddogg

I won't know until I'm there, of course, but I'm generally able to calm my nerves.

And yes, one shot is my hope. I don't mind killing an animal, particularly for food, but I do dislike causing pain on an innocent creature.

re: #138 hayseed

well he should of been fishin with this redneck babe

that looks like a serious party.

It's the Black Oil !

Walter in Golden, Co. (the truth is out there)

re: #149 maddogg

It'll either be in oklahoma or texas, probably brush country.

I plan on having boots and also my sidearm loaded with those rounds filled with shot, in case we find a snake.

re: #138 hayseed

well he should of been fishin with this redneck babe

Hey! She uses the same bait that I do - Coors Light in a can.

/fishies love it!

re: #143 Widow'smight

Any river where you have your naked woman can be the Snake River. A woman that fishes and hunts yet, man that's heaven.

that I can agree with for sure. Women that love the outdoors add an inch, at
least, for sure. :)

re: #153 LanceKates

It'll either be in oklahoma or texas, probably brush country.

I plan on having boots and also my sidearm loaded with those rounds filled with shot, in case we find a snake.

Yum - crunchy snake.

re: #83 BabbaZee

It's a hand with a fishing pole in it you bunch of maniacs

It's funny to read what other people think they see in the glasses ...

re: #154 Racer X

Hey! She uses the same bait that I do - Coors Light in a can.

Coors? Looks like Busch. ;p

re: #151 Vergeltung
well he should of been fishin with this redneck babe

that looks like a serious party.

Take a sip of that. Kill two birds with one stone.

Walter in Golden, Co.

re: #158 Sharmuta

Coors? Looks like Busch. ;p

that's always good bait. catches me every time.

Look! you can see them planting the controlled demolition charges! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE~PEOPLE!

re: #157 Mirage

It's funny to read what other people think they see in the glasses ...

Yeah, but it looks a lot like Bugs Bunny's hand...

re: #158 Sharmuta

Coors? Looks like Busch. ;p

ROFLMAO!

/you're bad!

re: #153 LanceKates

It'll either be in oklahoma or texas, probably brush country.

I plan on having boots and also my sidearm loaded with those rounds filled with shot, in case we find a snake.

You should not need rubber boots then. Standard warm weather camo will do. Forget the scent killer, as you will need to wear insect repellant, unless you stay on the roads. Stay huning upwind. Take a rest if you can to steady the shot. Wait for a broadside if possible. Use a controlled expansion bullet like Remington core-loct, as large hogs have a thick cartlidge shield over their ribs sometimes that may cause a light skinned bullet to blow up prior to hitting the vitals. Place your shot carefully. When you get one down, reload your chamber, they sometimes get up if they can, and not in a good mood generally, though things get pretty sporty when that happens. If you have to take a shot oblique from broadside, place the bullet forward or rearward far enough to get both lungs, if you only get one, you will have to shoot at a running hog.

Hey I found Dick's fishing buddy .

re: #162 Catttt

Yeah, but it looks a lot like Bugs Bunny's hand...

Dick took this song literally.

Lance, if you kill a snake, eat it.

re: #161 Peacekeeper

Look! you can see them planting the controlled demolition charges! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE~PEOPLE!

TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF ME, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!

Well time to make a beer run so I can get my housework done and then get dinner prepped (Cornish Game Hen with orange sauce and wild rice).

See some of ya on the Early Morning thread. (Mondays suck)

re: #112 Shug

It's Admiral Akhbar, the new head of the Joint Chiefs of staff

It's a trap!

I have always said that Lynn Cheney is a lucky woman. I know, showing my age, but I think he is a damn fine looking man.

My favorite moonbat slap down when they start frothing about W? Sure impeach him, Dick Cheney would be a much better president. It then becomes really funny when they try to argue that my statement isn't true. They have no clue that Mr. Cheney would become president. LLL's have no idea how this country works. Only how they feel it should work.

S

And (ignoring the clear proof it's his hand on a fishing pole and pretending it is still a mystery) I'd guess Miss Scarlett, in the Library, with the Rope.

I approach fishing and women in the same way.

Catch and release. A fresh one of either beats one that's been around too long.

/

re: #163 Racer X

ROFLMAO!

/you're bad!

Someone had to say it- why not the sharmuta?

It clearly looks like a hand (probably Cheney's) holding a fishing rod.

Was that so hard?

The angle of light on the pole is wrong.

Clearly, this means Cheney shot JFK.

re: #155 Vergeltung

My Wife told me that Men's noses and ears continue growing throughout our lives. I asked her about the Lower appendage continuing it's upward quest, but she said "only in my mind".

Guess I need to make sure she a big enough bikini to hold a couple of beverages then.

What's Dick Cheney Looking At?

Okay, it's a trick question, right?  I've narrowed it down to three things ...

  1. Dan Rather selling memo gif t-shirts.
  2. Nancy Pelosi as she puts on her hunting jacket, shortly before accompanying him shooting ...
  3. Osama Bin Laden in heated moment with Rage Boy, a tub of Butter-Flavored Crisco, and a chicken, just behind the local 7-11.

}:)     [Let me take my meds and then look again ... ]

OK, it's a fly-fishing rod. Now for the important question:

What kind of hat is that?

It looks like an Akubra to me...

re: #153 LanceKates What good is it going to do you to have birdshot rounds in your boots?

re: #94 Pent.

Calm down, it's just a fly fishing rod.

[Link: www.whitehouse.gov...]

Yes, but he's smiling because he doesn't use traditional fly fishing lures- those Dick Cheney uses are made from the fur of strangled kittens, a hook carved from the bones of a baby seal, painted with the blood of his enemies and soaked in the tears of tortured liberals.

You don't want to know what the rod is made of...

re: #177 Silhouette

The angle of light on the pole is wrong.

Clearly, this means Cheney shot JFK.

Please, he couldn't take out a lawyer from 50 feet.

It looks like his hand grasping a fly fishing pole.
Maybe a boat gunwale in the lower background

OK, I am going to take a stab at it before I read any other comments:

It appears to be his own arm with his hand gripping something. I am guessing it is either the door of his vehicle (getting ready to close it), or a steering wheel. It is possible that he is gripping a rifle on another hunting excursion, but I think you would see reflections of fear in the faces of anyone nearby if that were the case.

PROVE it's a fishing rod! Maybe it's a pool cue. And he's playing billards. On a boat. For some reason.

OMG, it does look like a naked lady! That is funny!

You don't have to be Babba to know this is an abject disgrace:
Safford Middle School has a "zero tolerance" policy that prohibits possession of all drugs, including not just alcohol and illegal intoxicants but prescription medications and over-the-counter remedies, "except those for which permission to use in school has been granted." In October 2003, acting on a tip, Vice Principal Kerry Wilson found a few 400-milligram ibuprofen pills (each equivalent to two over-the-counter tablets) and one nonprescription naproxen tablet in the pockets of a student named Marissa, who claimed Savana was her source.

Savana, an honors student with no history of disciplinary trouble or drug problems, said she didn't know anything about the pills and agreed to a search of her backpack, which turned up nothing incriminating. Wilson nevertheless instructed a female secretary to strip-search Savana under the school nurse's supervision, without even bothering to contact the girl's mother.

The secretary had Savana take off all her clothing except her underwear. Then she told her to "pull her bra out and to the side and shake it, exposing her breasts," and "pull her underwear out at the crotch and shake it, exposing her pelvic area." Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between drug warriors and child molesters.

It's someone's hand holding a fishing rod.

re: #186 Silhouette

PROVE it's a fishing rod! Maybe it's a pool cue. And he's playing billards. On a boat. For some reason.

Yeah that's the ticket. A boat. Must be dumping the WMD's.

If America mistakes a fishing pole for a woman, is it time for American women to eat more?

re: #175 Sharmuta

A good woman knows how to handle a Pole (or Czech) for that matter.

The invasiveness of the search also has to be weighed against the evil it was aimed at preventing. "Remember," the school district's lawyer recently told ABC News by way of justification, "this was prescription-strength ibuprofen." It's a good thing the school took swift action, before anyone got unauthorized relief from menstrual cramps.

Look at all the blood on his hands.

re: #164 maddogg

You should not need rubber boots then. Standard warm weather camo will do.

The boots I have are leather boots with steel toe and boots. I'm hoping to go in september or october, when it is cooler. I'd like to go now, but I'm not able to as I don't have anyone to go with, and I'm not doing this alone. heh.

Forget the scent killer, as you will need to wear insect repellant, unless you stay on the roads.

I'll keep that in mind. Any idea of what would work but won't tip off the hogs that I'm there?

Stay huning upwind. Take a rest if you can to steady the shot. Wait for a broadside if possible.

Will do!

Use a controlled expansion bullet like Remington core-loct, as large hogs have a thick cartlidge shield over their ribs sometimes that may cause a light skinned bullet to blow up prior to hitting the vitals.

I didn't know that. I'm not sure if they make a 7.62x54r round, but I'll check.

Place your shot carefully. When you get one down, reload your chamber, they sometimes get up if they can, and not in a good mood generally, though things get pretty sporty when that happens. If you have to take a shot oblique from broadside, place the bullet forward or rearward far enough to get both lungs, if you only get one, you will have to shoot at a running hog

Yeah, I'm not looking forward to that part... but if I have to, I'll have to. I'll just pray that God keeps my aim true.

I plan on going with my m91/30 rifle, my ruger 9mm pistol with self-defense rounds and my kel-tec 9mm loaded with the shot-filled rounds for snakes.

I do know that I'll need to get a good knife, but I may hold out on that to see if I like hunting enough to continue doing it. I'm sure someone else will have a good knife for gutting.

Cheney fishing was my next guess.

re: #191 Silhouette

If America mistakes a fishing pole for a woman, is it time for American women to eat more?

sing it! many of us prefer a nice, fuller-figured, natural woman. oh yeah!
I can't be the only one here with that preference, that's for sure.

re: #181 chief long name

wakka wakka wakka.....

heh.

I think Cheney is one of the finest Public Servants this country has ever had. It has been an honor to have him as Vice President. And if he were a lizard, and you never know, I bet he would love this thread.

re: #193 Peacekeeper

"this was prescription-strength ibuprofen."

Thank heavens no one can ever take two of the non-presciption strength at a time.

Military Ghost Ride

re: #108 erisldysnomia

Looks like a nekkid conehead whose arms have been amputated to me.

I was going to say the Travelocity gnome.

re: #188 Peacekeeper

*facepalm* Honestly ... whiskey tango foxtrot are these idoiot school administrators thinking? Don't they have anything better to do than harass an honors student without any legitimate justification? This is one instance where the parents need to take that wingnut school administration to court.

re: #172 SusanL

I have always said that Lynn Cheney is a lucky woman. I know, showing my age, but I think he is a damn fine looking man.

My favorite moonbat slap down when they start frothing about W? Sure impeach him, Dick Cheney would be a much better president. It then becomes really funny when they try to argue that my statement isn't true. They have no clue that Mr. Cheney would become president. LLL's have no idea how this country works. Only how they feel it should work.

S

When the ice cream pic came out and got on the 'net, llls went nuts (no pun intended). They deeply resented the implications, to say the least. It was fun.

I also like this article for the same reason: The Elephant in the Bedroom

Democrats often need something incredibly erotic—like Meet the Press—to get revved up, particularly on a Sunday morning (there are only so many sections of The New York Times). Republicans, on the other hand, don’t even need Fox News to get it up. They understand that foreplay is about sex. And lots of it. Democrats are too busy checking if the condoms you keep in the jar by the bed are good for the environment. And by the time they %uFB01gure that out, we’ve all lost our erections.

OT
US Airways is a bad, bad company.

re: #188 Peacekeeper

Funny.... I thought rights were important to the left.

They're always ranting about freedom of speech and privacy rights.

I guess that just applies to ACTUAL drug dealers and child rapists.

re: #161 Peacekeeper

Look! you can see them planting the controlled demolition charges! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE~PEOPLE!

You're right, it is. And you DON'T want to know what's in Soylent Red or Soylent Yellow.

looks like his hand and a fishing rod to me. He could be reeling in a naked babe from another galaxy.........

re: #198 Vergeltung

sing it! many of us prefer a nice, fuller-figured, natural woman. oh yeah!
I can't be the only one here with that preference, that's for sure.

well here ya go....fuller figure

re: #195 LanceKates

I plan on going with my m91/30 rifle, my ruger 9mm pistol with self-defense rounds and my kel-tec 9mm loaded with the shot-filled rounds for snakes.

I do know that I'll need to get a good knife, but I may hold out on that to see if I like hunting enough to continue doing it. I'm sure someone else will have a good knife for gutting.

Lance why not just upload your brain into an automated killbot?

In honor of a Dick Cheney huntin' & fishin' story... COCKTAILS FOR TWO

re: #207 newsjunkie_ky

OT
US Airways is a bad, bad company.

plance travel, in general, has been in decline for a long time. deregulation started the decline. now, it's nothing more than a bus in the sky. it's like public transporation. it used to be a glamorous way to travel. not anymore.

re: #211 hayseed

well here ya go....fuller figure

I like her attitude! :)

That TOTALLY looked like a naked chick...until you see the close up.

re: #216 thebronze

That TOTALLY looked like a naked chick...until you see the close up.

Ain't that always the truth!

re: #206 Catttt
Good link!

Like this

re: #212 Peacekeeper

HAHAHA!

Film at 11

re: #172 SusanL

Ahem... by the looks of this picture, Lynne Cheney is indeed a very lucky woman.

re: #207 newsjunkie_ky

OT
US Airways is a bad, bad company.

I like US Airways

[Link: noblesseoblige.org...]

What did they do now?

re: #212 Peacekeeper

Lance why not just upload your brain into an automated killbot?

That's so 2005.

re: #221 Kenneth

Ahem... by the looks of this picture, Lynne Cheney is indeed a very lucky woman.

he's just storing an extra zuccinni down there. that's all. if she enjoys fresh produce, well, then you are correct!

re: #221 Kenneth

!

He looks just like this dude.

re: #219 Peacekeeper

ouch my neck hurts from laughing

re: #188 Peacekeeper

AFAIK, this is standard policy at public schools all over the country and has been for quite a while.

Another rarely mentioned public school practice is to "randomly" pick one student at the beginning of the year to make a disciplinary example of. I suspect that is what was done to the honor student in your link.

Note that the US public school system is one of only two places in the nation where the US Constitution is null and void. The other is the US prison system.

EXAMPLE
SURVIVOR,
R

re: #195 LanceKates

Steel toes are too heavy, Hiking or hunting boots by Rocky are better.

Any insect repellant stinks to high heaven, hogs and deer smell it for a mile.

I didn't know that. I'm not sure if they make a 7.62x54r round, but I'll check.

Fortet it. Factory ammo for the 7.62X54 is quite limited, so use any soft point you can get. Thats why I reload, if you slug the bore you will probably find that you can use .303 British bullets, and there is a much greater selection of bullets for that bore.

I'd like to go now, but I'm not able to as I don't have anyone to go wi
th, and I'm not doing this alone. heh.

I like to hunt alone, been hunting alone for years. I'm one of the few people who likes my company:)

re: #228 Render

Well, when you take away the ability of someone to defend themselves from evil people, you'd better strip search everyone every day.

me? I'd prefer that we be allowed to make the same use of the 2nd amendment that we can of the others.

If that happened to my kid I'd give the principal a swirlie, an indian rub, a wedgie and the dreaded Rear Admiral.

re: #228 Render

Parochial school , FTW!

re: #229 maddogg

lol... well, I don't think my first hunt should be a solo hunt against wild hogs.

If I do like it, it would be a nice way to make a living.

I have a bit of a dream of owning dozens of acres of land, setting up some hunting cabins to rent out and do guided hunts (assuming I like hunting and get good at it)

It'd also be nice for hosting LGF get togethers in the off season.

A higher resolution version of the photo puts this mystery to bed.

He's holding a giant praying mantis!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

re: #223 LanceKates
OK hunter drowns in four feet of water. Weapons load, steel boots dragged him down.

re: #207 newsjunkie_ky

How is that OT? heh.

re: #235 Peacekeeper

Should I laugh or be sad? Probably sad.

re: #237 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Should I laugh or be sad? Probably sad.

Lance is a good man, just a bit enthusiastic. I used to be the same way.

re: #235 Peacekeeper

I'm 6'2... what the heck am I doing that I can drown in 4 feet of water?! heh.

nah, my ketec, loaded, is about 1 pound. My ruger is a few pounds loaded with the extra mag.

My boots are getting worn, so I might get a new set like maddog described. (I used to need steel toed boots at a former job and I kind of got used to them)

I'm mostly worried about snakes, ticks and pissed off hogs.

re: #233 LanceKates

I have a bit of a dream of owning dozens of acres of land, setting up some hunting cabins to rent out and do guided hunts (assuming I like hunting and get good at it)

Dozens won't do it, you'll need thousands of acres.

I was hoping it was a pole dancer. Woo! Who!
/can a brother get a lap dance?

Yeah, but is it a fly rod or a spincast?

re: #61 song_and_dance_man

It's funny that the drummers name is Beard and he doesn't sport one.

That's what's always cracked me up about them.

/frank beard

re: #238 Peacekeeper

Lance is a good man, just a bit enthusiastic. I used to be the same way.

lol... I'm just wanting to come home alive.

With a big hog in tow.

mmm... bacon... ham jerky... pork chops.... ribs...

re: #222 Thanos
I am experiencing dizzy spells and have vertigo and my doctor said i could not fly until we figure out why.
He gave me a letter, but usairways will not refund my money. They will give me a credit, but I will have to pay another $100.00 to use it.
I'm just really ticked off. Don't think I will ever fly with them again.

re: #62 Occasional Reader

OK, here's a rickrolling for you!

But after many seconds of deeeeep thought? The image on Cheney's sunglasses looks like a giant lizard to me.

re: #240 maddogg

I was thinking like 48 at a minimum.

I have seen ranches for sale in Texas and Kansas that were 400 or so acres.

Getting to be hard to find land.

Of course, it is all moot. I'm not rich.

re: #245 newsjunkie_ky

Did you buy a non-refundable ticket?

re: #206 Catttt

If your man don't want to lay Pipe with you, you've got some serious problems. For some reason, when I show my friskyness, my wife replies "Don't you have something better to do", DUH, NO

Ticks?, You're gonna need something special for them critters...

re: #142 song_and_dance_man

ROFL

re: #249 Widow'smight

Eat, sleep, sex.

If I'm not tired or hungry, that doesn't leave many options.

re: #248 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
That's what they tell me. I just asked for a fricking ticket.

re: #250 Peacekeeper

no youtube at work.

re: #253 newsjunkie_ky

probably why they gave you the nonrefundable kind.

Airlines are in a bit of a hurt, so they're not wanting to do refunds at all.... better to trap you into paying more to fly with them later.

re: #239 LanceKates

Just don't bend over Lance, some hog might check your Bore.

re: #249 Widow'smight

What's better?

/unless you're Mrs. Cheney. Bless her heart apparently.

re: #256 Widow'smight

"No, I will not pick up the soap, mr pig."

re: #1 pat

Alien boobs

Pat,

Heh, you rang?

re: #247 LanceKates

I was thinking like 48 at a minimum.

I have seen ranches for sale in Texas and Kansas that were 400 or so acres.

Getting to be hard to find land.

Of course, it is all moot. I'm not rich.

400 acres ain't a ranch, its a hobby :)

re: #259 bebe's boobs destroy

Gah! STranger!

howdy.

Lance this should make you think

re: #255 LanceKates

probably why they gave you the nonrefundable kind.

Airlines are in a bit of a hurt, so they're not wanting to do refunds at all.... better to trap you into paying more to fly with them later.

There shouldn't even be any kind of 'nonrefundable ticket'. I can't sell it to anyone else like a concert ticket. This is really ticking me off big time. I don't have money to waste. I have to buy a train ticket to get to NYC because I CANNOT fly.
I'm about to cry over this.

re: #260 maddogg

heh... let me put it this way.

I make less than 34k a year. I pay out of pocket for college AND pay college loans from last time I went to college.

re: #242 godfrey

From his grip I'd guess he's spin casting.

re: #262 Peacekeeper

Yeah... I don't want one that big. I hear the BIG ones are good for trophys but the meat isn't very good.

re: #166 Sharmuta

Dick took this song literally.

ohmygosh! it's hobbiton!

re: #257 m

That's one list I hope I don't have to write.

How's the Hubby doing?

The real question is why would Cheney hold his fly rod so close to the driver's side door of a phtographer's car, for crying out loud? Fly rods are expensive and damn near sacred in these parts.

Must be a White House staff photographer whom he knows really well. Really well. Because no one comes near the rod.

re: #263 newsjunkie_ky

don't let it get to you, if you can avoid it. Airlines really are screwing people these days... so you're not alone.

Now, if an airlines like Southwest would honor tickets from these other airlines, they'd be scoring MAJOR public relations points.

Cheer up news... you could be holding a Sky Bust ticket

re: #164 maddogg

I have no idea what you all are talking about, but I enjoyed reading it so much, I dinged it up and saved it to my favorites.

re: #35 wolfie

You know, it looks kind like that to me. I was thinking a wooden lady on the front of a Viking ship. But are the neo-con Zionists war-mongers in league with the Vikings? Why is he smiling?

Because that's no minature of Hillary, that IS Hillary!

re: #264 LanceKates

heh... let me put it this way.

I make less than 34k a year. I pay out of pocket for college AND pay college loans from last time I went to college.

Lance, there is only ONE hope for you. Marry a rich ugly woman who is over 70, and some paper bags, and a flag...... and some Burbon....

All the grounded flights, the termianls ought to be open... An airline that HASN'T grounded its planes, all of a sudden, for 'inspections' can mop up if they'd accept tickets from other airlines. They'll take a hit now, but treat the tickets from other airlines as standby passengers.... first come first serve for empty seats.

Make it public.

Yeah, you'll lose money on the deal, but you'll make many loyal customers.

People remember being screwed like that.

TTFN™, gonna ckeck with the medicos, wifffeee finally went to recovery after 8 hours in surgery.

re: #276 maddogg

Sorry, I just CAN"T fake interest in Teresa Heinz Kerry.

re: #278 BenZacharia

TTFN™, gonna ckeck with the medicos, wifffeee finally went to recovery after 8 hours in surgery.

Glad she's done ok. Now the recovery begins, I hope she's fine. :D