I'll be darned. Last week when Israel shelled his bedroom it looked like there was baby wipes on his night table. You know, in the pic with the giant dildo on his bed. It just seemed to bizarre to contemplate so I assumed I was seeing things.

Damn. You got it before I did.

I think it means Yassir's gotta "leakage" problem.

Either that, or it's because he's so full of shit the people talking to him need to wipe themselves frequently.

The Depends were too big to fit on the table?

You don't suppose that every visitor gets the privilidge of cleansing the Chairman?

When I had haemorrhoids I found that baby wipes could ease the itch - though they made the problem worse in the long run.

I'd put my money on Haemorrhoids!

Russell

My guess is that it's for the convenience and comfort of diplomats who are through kissing the Chairman's butt.

If I shook that guy's hand, I would want SOMETHING to get the smell off.. or maybe since Yasser never wants to get caught with his pants down (or off) he uses baby wipes to cleanse himself...

or maybe, just maybe, he likes to have soft and supple skin for Mrs. A when she gets back to town ..

Maybe he thinks they're made from real babies.

Charles:
I also found the wipes next to Yasser's bed (now we're getting really creepy) on June 6:
[Link: www.buzzmachine.com...]

The baby wipes are there because no matter how hard he tries, Yasser just can't seem to wipe the blood of Israeli babies and children off his hands.

Scorecard of Spanniest Explanations for Yasir's Baby Wipes:

1. Toren
2. Robert Crawford
3. Toren
4. E. Nough
5. Les S.

Um. . . that should have been "Snappiest". Not sure what happened there.

I always wondered why Yasser looked like he never bathed. Now I know that he just cleans himself with baby wipes instead!

See the cute little baby face on the box of wipes? Arafat uses it as a model so he can practice looking sweet and innocent.
"Look at my big, goo-goo eyes. Aren't I harmless? Yassie-poo isn't a terrorist, he's a good boy, yes he is, yes he is!!!"

Remember "Out, out damn spot!" from Mac
beth? Maybe, old AraRat is having trouble with the many damn spots of blood he's responsible for shedding and is trying to wipe them out. But nah, that would mean he has a conscience and there's absolutely no evidence to support that.

Travelers to the Middle East are often recommended to take baby-wipes in case fresh water for washing is not available. This is especially important when you remember that many traditional meals are finger-food, such as fresh fruit or pita-hummus types of combinations.

Um, I know what you're thinking, having read the thread. Remember that the left hand is used for cleaning THAT area (though the "modern" practice actually goes for a hose/sprayer device rather than even putting it down there) precisely so that the right hand may be used for eating.

I've heard he carefully folds each wipe into the shape of Palestine before using it.

Has running water been restored to the PA offices? Probably not. So he's resorted to baby wipe baths. Other wise you're gonna have a riper than usual Yassir, which is just gross.

What's most disturbing is that he seems to expect Miguel Moratinos and whoever the hell else is in the picture to help him get at those "hard to reach" spaces.

I'll bet you're hating me for putting that visual into your head...

They look like an Israeli brand of baby wipes. Maybe it'd be a good idea for the Israeli company to put nails in his bombs boxes of baby wipes.

Baby wipes are handy to have around :-D

(But I thought in the middle east they executed guys who...)

Almost nobody I'd rather see suffer from painful rectal itch than this guy.

They're there to wipe the sh*t off his d*ck after he's through sodomizing the 'bodyguard du jour'. Or the 'future martyr' du jour. Why do you think pedophile Belgian politicians get on so well with this swine?
(I apologize for the insult to pigs.)

I think you'll find some additional insight (or at least something to smile about) here:

[Link: www.worth1000.com...]

I think they're most likely to wipe off the putty that holds his face together. Gets hot under all those TV lights, and nothing would be more unsightly than a big gooey run right in the middle of yet another BBC puff piece. Sorta like Inspector Clouseau in "The Pink Panther Strikes Back" (I think it was).

Just proves that Proctor&Gamblereally are a front for a Satanic cult. Who else would pay for product placement in a photo op with the antiChrist.

I'd have to go with the out out damn spot. Or... maybe its the equivalent of people putting up their enemies so they can get motivated. And everyone knows that babies... especially "white" babies are enemies of these people just from the sheer number they have bombed to death. I'd like to tie them end to end and then choke his fat ass.

The baby wipes are used to make new ragtops.

The Baby Wipes are for when Israeli tanks roll into town and Yassir craps his pants.

may be this big pig has conceived new bastards while Suha is in Paris!

maybe his got a cocaine drip habbit.

I think it has something to do with Al-Islam.
You know that whole ablution thing.
It could happen!!!

Ararat uses the babywipes to clean the filthy iraqi dinars he receives, which are used to spill the blood of baby's, and the elderly. Arafat is a real POS.

Judging from the above comments I believe jesus is hanging out with Yasser; And sending all you sef-righteous sickos to hell!!!

Where do I begin? All of the above posts
could apply to the old P.O.S.

In that packaging is a recording device so that Yasser will remember how much the EU is depositing into Yasser and Ruha's joint accounts in Paris banks.

Hummus is pretty messy stuff!

I think the Powell left the baby wipes with Arafat as a present, after Bush told the Chairman he had better 'clean up his act'. You know, the State Dept always tries to translate White House policy into concrete action!

you're all on the wrong track due to a lack of understanding of the devious arab mind :
There is no one in the world who would willingly put their hand in the proximity of Chairman Arafat's rectal opening . This includes the Chairman himself.
He therefore has no choice but to eat them .