Now he looks like Admiral Akbar.

Careful, Charles--you're one step away from turning this site into Something Awful.

Marlins, marlins, marlins by the millions!

Another one of Fatty. Has not been altered:

[Link: fluxxx.members.easyspace.com...]

Here's our jingle for Arafish
We wrote a song for Arafish
The loathesome snack
That fights back
Until you knock their home down
Didja know they're really Egyptian
And pay for killer gunmen
The snack that fights back-
ARAFISH!

Ahhhhh, don't be mean to the poor little fishy. It's not his fault he looks like Arafish. Poor thing, he was born that way.

Reminds me of the time one Halloween when a friend of mine, Craig Russell, the female impersonator who's since passed on, was dressing us up and doing our makeup. He glued sequins on the cat. 'Bogart' was not amused!

LOL!

Let's see if his lookalike can swim.

Beautiful placement. It just goes to show that you can stick a keffiya on anything and make it funny.

The fish looks more life-like. arafat looks like corpse these days.

Looks like a Pali Gefilte Fish to me

Thanks. I really needed to spew my drink all over the keyboard.
Chortle...

ROFL!

[Link: www.idiotarian.com...]

Terrorfish

BTW.The word 'gefilte' in Yiddish means 'cooked' as in
'stick a fork in him, he's done".

dennisw: Thanks for that disgusting picture. Interestingly, it looks like at one time he had his eyelids done--note the scar running across his upper eyelid. Too bad he didn't spring for the whole package. Man, is anyone uglier than Arafat? I think I once proposed that as a contest here. The mechanically disfigured didn't count...

Laurence Simon: ROTFLMAO. I will never be able to get that out of my head, especially when the commercial comes on.

Speaking of something awful, a Saudi Precious Moments®.

Is it a trap?

updated terrorfish

"We will drive the Izra-ay-leez onto the land!"

Dr. J--Thanks; nightmares for a week, now. Love your site, BTW.

Off topic--have you ever seen a commercial front-loader? Way heavy. I doubt they could have gotten to the plug nearly as fast, and I'll bet they never thought about the breaker box.

Pelagic Liberation Organization

is currently distributing the infamous anti-jewish forgery the "Recipes of the Elders of Zion" .

Among the purported 'facts' it relates:

The fish have dwelt in the Ocean for as long as fish history has existed.

The fish have been victims of Zionist Culinary Schemes.

The Jews use ground up fish in their holiday delicacy, Gefilte Fish.

Unsuspecting young fish are plucked out of the water, and hideously chopped up to serve the Zionists' appetite for fish flesh. Old and young alike ravenously devour the martyred fish as they plot domination of the oceans, seas, and aquariums.

`for the kind words mommydoc.

You are right about the front-loader. They are monsters. I don't think I would have had the presence of mind to kill the power either.

For those that don't know what we are talking about, a child got caught in an industial washer, and had to be rescued. link

Sorry mommy doc. I don't know why the top of my last post got cut. It read "#19- Thanks for the kind words"

Anyway...

#15 and #20 - ROTFLMAO!!!

BTW, gefilte fish means "filled fish" - you take carp and fill it with whitefish... Never mind...

Charles,

Thanks for the laughs. Much, MUCH needed today.

Pisces Liberation Organization?
Poseidon Liberation Organization?

#20:

Ha! Ha! You made my day!! :)

So that's why Jews eat gefilte fish on holidays...I always wondered about that...

"Is this acceptible?!" (quiver, quiver, quiver) "I ask you! Is this acceptible?!"

We had a black molly once that ate her young about as quickly as they were born. Dunno why Arafish made me think of that though.

#4 Laurence Simon: That was so damn funny.

Man, that was called humor, Charles. Why'd ya cut my comment?

OK, I'll do it without beating aroun the bush. LGF attacks the Arab media for their cartoons featuring Israeli's as apes and pigs, then turns around and posts something like this. When I point it out, my comment gets 86'd. WTF Charles?

Wanna see ugly?Wanna see scary? Remember, you've been warned. [Link: story.news.yahoo.com...]

#29: DEAR GOD!!!! I'm probably scarred for life! Heck, my children will probably be scarred for life (once I have them).

Thanks a lot.

Only in America can a poor black boy become a rich white woman.

red: the reason we attack the Arab media is because they are spiteful, and seriously believe that what they are depicting is true. At LGF, it's all in fun. Charles found a funny picture, and exploited it. Just like the ones that compare Bush to monkeys. I mean, geez, lighten up, wouldja?

Red: I didn't delete your comment. You apparently forgot where you posted it:

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

red writes:

LGF attacks the Arab media for their cartoons featuring Israeli's as apes and pigs, then turns around and posts something like this.

As a wise man said to me today, take a chill pill. It's a joke.

But come to think of it, I don't believe LGF has ever commented on any Arab cartoon where Israelis are compared to pigs or monkeys. LGF has commented on sermons in the Arab world where such comparisons are made, quite seriously, as justification for genocide. There is no comparison whatsoever between the poison that spews out of some Eichmann-wannabe in Sana'a, and the irreverent personal mockery of a public figure that Charles has engaged in. They aren't even similar in concept.

#29:

Egad. That's the nastiest thing I've seen on the Web since I clicked on that goatse link on Slashdot.

[I didn't ever see the rushthroat or Daniel Pearl videos, thank G-d.]

Red. I think Arafat is a legitimate target for caricature. Look at any political cartoon in any newspaper which features Arafat. Cartoonists try to outdo each other when it comes to ridiculing Arafat's appearance. We're not talking about all Arabs here, just one particular ugly Arab.

The reason Arafat's appearance attracts so much attention is because it really reflects his slimy, deceitful character. In any case, he deserves it, and much more.

The reason Arafat's appearance attracts so much attention is because it really reflects his slimy, deceitful character.

There is an apt Russian proverb about just such a phenomenon:
Bog shel'mu metit. ("God marks the scoundrel.")

PaxAmerica (29):

I believe we have a winner in the "Who's Uglier than Arafat" contest!

Glora M. at #35 said:

So that's why Jews eat gefilte fish on holidays...I always wondered about that...

Be careful! You don't want to start spreading that fish libel.

The bottom-feeding Arafat fish is followed everywhere he goes by little scavenger fish, whose main occupation is living off the filth and debris that collect on Arafat fish. Those little fishes are called "Adam Shapiro" fish. Neither fish is considered kosher.

Oh, and I forgot to add:

If you decide the Arafat fish would make a stunning addition to your home aquarium, you need not bother with placing castles, fake reefs, or other such junk at the bottom of the tank. However, a minature box of baby wipes is essential for the wellbeing of your pet.

#32 Charles
*You must be accurately when you are speaking to General Arafish!*
1.I really must tell you that to me much much funnier than the Arabfish itself is the uncanny nunaced way you captured the very essence of the President-For-Life Chairman's speech pattern. Every time I read it I just simply ROTF.My favorite Arafat quote; Remember,we are for the 'piss' of the brave. Thanks!
2.I knew you didn't delete red's message because I went through the thread and couldn't find any thread numbers missing.
#34 darl ur harb
I really must extend to you my most genuine heart-felt condolences for being exposed to "goat se" probably THE most horrific thing available on the mainstream web.

Arafat sleeps with the fishes! Now that's worth a Nobel Peace Prize. Can Carter go with him?

I can't stop laughing every time I look at that picture. It doesn't even need a caption.

#9 foreshadowing, perhaps?

Do the Bartman, man!

I can't stop laughing at this picture!

But now how disgusting is Michael Jackson exactly? And did you see that he arrived at the trial with a mask on? When I saw that picture of him, my blood started flowing in the opposite direction.

red,

Would you just relax already. It's a joke honey, just a little joke. Arafat deserves to be mocked.

Michael Jackson is Arafat's luv child -- it's the only explanation.

And Michael used to be such an adorable child, which is more than I can say for Yessir Arabfat. I just love being so mature.

I don't get it---what's the joke about the picture of Arafat?

Personally, I don't get it. My mind's eye sees him as Chairman AraFART. I don't have all that fancy photoshop equipment to share this image, but if you draw two beady eyes above a runny butthole, you'll get the picture. N'est-ce pas, Suha?

At least that's what I see when I'm looking into my neighbor's ass as I kneel at prayer during Ramadan

QueenEsther, gross.

What kind of mosque do you attend? The All-Nude Butthole Surfing Sufis?

Dr. Jal Hampson

Helluva site you got there.

Reccomended viewing for all LGF-ers - go to hampson's site (idiotarian.com) click on MUST SEE VIDEO - SEEDS OF HATE - a chilling and sickening 10-minute education in palestinian hate

Thanks Moose! I'm glad you like it.

Inspired humor here tonight folks. Submitted for your approval, the history of Michael Jackson's face. With snotty commentary.

mommydoc, that page is a riot! The latest pic of him is so disturbing that I just about vomited when I pulled up the Drudge Report page and saw it there, front and center.

mommydoc

thanx for the link to the Michael Jackson Freak Show. When I first linked to the most recent photo, I was actually going to ask you, or any other medical practitioners who frequent this site, WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED TO HIS NOSE!!?? It looks like it's rotting off!
Several questions come to mind;

Is it possible for real doctors (who actually graduated med school), and expensive ones at that, I'm sure, to fuck up someone's face this bad?

Did not one of these expensive doctors refuse to perform further butchery on this guy's face, or at least try to counsel him against it?

Is this actually legal?

Considering the poor performance of his last album, his reported shortage of cash, and his perpetual victim-pimping, why is he not suing the ass off of several rich, white beverly hills plastic surgeons?

I don't know all the specifics, but a couple of surgeries ago, the tip of his nose necrosed. It can happen; the blood supply can become compromised with continuing surgery and scar tissue. I understand he had to have a graft. I can't help but wonder whether this started back when he had that accident (1985 or so?) filming a Pepsi commercial, when he caught on fire from some fireworks.

Bottom line: if he was informed of the risks, and if he pressured his docs to keep doing repeated revisions, it's quite possible he doesn't have a good case. It costs him to sue, too.

So sad. I think he's been mentally ill for a long time.

I can laugh at the fishafat or arafish or terrorfish or whatever since it's Photoshop work (I think) - and it's truly funny. I have a difficult time laughing at Michael Jackson. No Photoshop work there - it's the real thing. That just makes me sad.

No, Steve in BDA,
its just the regular garden variety mosque where we all huddle together and sniff eachothers butts while facing Mecca (a city where an infidel like you is not allowed!)

Here's a very flattering view of a sea of AraFARTistinians:

[Link: www.en.eun.org...]

And here is another view:
[Link: usinfo.state.gov...]

Still, I do believe that this is what the Prophet Pee Wee meant when he proclaimeth "Mecca Likka Hi, Mecca HEIN-IE ho."

Forgive me, it's late. I am glad their praying. It keeps them from blowing up Jews.

Charles, what's up? First it's being blacklisted by MSNBC, then it's getting shived by Rasheed in the Arab News, and now you are getting PETA and ASPCA up in arms by victimizing the poor little fishy by making him Arafish? The trauma that entree at the sushi bar must be feeling......not even a babywipe in sight!?

Mommydoc - the sight of Michael Jackson's mug, front and center on DrudgeReport (a photo by Reuters - which strangely enough, wasn't in their oddly enough section) was very frightening.

A Napolean Wrasse at that!

Diving will never be the same.

Charles, your wonderful.

No wonder Micael Jackson wears that surgical mask all the time - he's trying to cover up the results of his latest Diana Ross/Elizabeth Taylor Facial F*ckup.
I almost feel sorry for this self-hating, race-baiting, living-in-a-fantasy-world pedophile.

Almost.

I do feel sorry for him. He's a mess. What scares me most is that he has children. How did he go from genius to dud? As mommydoc says, it seems he's been mentally ill for some time now.

zulubaby;

I normally dote on your every word, and believe me, no disrespect is meant....

but by what stretch of the imagination can you characterize MJ as a genius?

This word is overused in general, especially in referring to musical stars. I've heard Courtney Love, Eminem, Alex Van Halen, Sting, even Elvis Presley referred to as geniuses. Pardon me for choking on my Zam-Zam.

That said, you're right, I probably am being too harsh on the self-hating, race-baiting living-in-a-fantasy-world pedophile. He obviously has mental problems. But in my opinion, that does not resolve him of responsiblity for his actions. He obviously has money for endless nose- and chin-jobs, why can't he afford a good therapist?

Charles, thanks for the pic. What a hoot! Loved the comments as well. Much needed laughter.

Then came the Jackson pics. Thankfully, I seldom find myself feeling such a revolting, visceral pity for people -- true pity, as opposed to compassion. I remember him as a child, and it has been difficult to watch his decline. One can usually see the physical consequences of severe psychosis, but this is a level seldom achieved. I guess it takes lots of money. It's very sad, and sickening. And pathetic. God, how pathetic.

I'll just think of Arafish. He's truly earned his face. And a very funny face it is, in a disgusting sort of way.

Thanks to the Drs. mommy and J. for their contributions. Ya'll done made my day.

Dee

moose,

LOL! I'm sorry I've disappointed you. Truly.

However, I used to love MJ's music. I thought he was brilliant. In fact, I'll always love his earlier stuff. His last couple albums were duds though, no doubt about it.

I personally think that he's way beyond therapy. He's sliced his own face to pieces! He reminds me of that Cat Woman. I can't remember her name, but she's addicted to plastic surgery, and her eyes are now behind her ears. Do you know who I mean? I wish I could remember her name.

I also have a weakness for men who can dance, and no-one moves like MJ does ;-)

Now he's just sad and pathetic. He's ruined himself.

moose,

Dee says it better than I do.

Zulubaby-

Is it Eartha Kitt you're thinking about? She's the only Catwoman I can think of.

And then there's Kenny Rogers - remember he got a face lift about 10 years ago...and then started complaining that he had to shave behind his ears! I really felt sorry for that guy, too. (Snort)

Anyway, really, I do have compassion for anyone with serious mental illness, and Jackson certainly fits the bill.

But now I ask you, and every LGF-er, in all seriousness; does it put me beyond the pale to make fun of someone like Jackson, to crack jokes about him? And by extension, to any obvious weirdo in the public realm? He's obviously put himself, and all his flaws, shamelessly before the public. Is it wrong to ridicule him? I used to watch the Howard Stern show occaisionally, and he had Hank the angry drunken dwarf, and Beetlejuice on frequently. I feel sorry for these guys, too. But I feel I can laugh at them, especially when they put themselves before the public looking for approval. I would never make fun of them to their face, of course, but I can still see the humor in their pathetic attempts at celebrity.

This country has been taken over by the PC police, and I'm sick of it. When people say you shouldn't be judgemental about a "victimized" person who does something stupid/criminal/immoral, what they're really saying is you aren't entitled to an opinion about someone else, because you haven't walked in their shoes. BULL!

Anyway, zulubaby, please don't take this as a personal comment - I really love reading your posts and agree with 99% of your opinions. I'll probably wake up in the morning and regret what I've posted. Just chalk it up to the twelve-pack of Wachusett Country Ale (a very pleasant micro-brew in the central Mass. area - try it if you ever get up here) I've downed while perusing tonight's LGF.

I guess that's my cue to go to bed. I'll check in tomorrow. Ta Ta, all.

moose (#68)

But now I ask you, and every LGF-er, in all seriousness; does it put me beyond the pale to make fun of someone like Jackson, to crack jokes about him?

No. Not with me anyway. MJ's a mess, for sure, but I make fun of him all the time. I hate PC more than anyone. I'm a lot more polite on LGF than I am in the real. Believe me ;-)

I do not take your comments personally at all. I have to admire you for being able to drink a 12-pack of anything and still manage to be coherent. I'd have died of alcohol poisoning long ago :-)

It's not Eartha Kitt. It's some other freakazoid. I'll do a google on it. See if I can come up with anything.

Sleep tight.

moose,

I was refering to Jocelyne Wildenstein, who is a freak of note.

zulubaby, I knew immediately who you were talking about. I've seen her lots. Another pitiful case.

I caught her on Oprah one day while flipping through the channels. The site of her stopped me cold - you know, like what happens to you at the scene of an accident. Oprah had pictures taken of the catwoman when she was a young model; a stunningly beautitul young woman. When asked whether she thought she looked better now, she stated that she looked exactly the same! She gives a whole new meaning to the term "willful blindness."

Dee

A Napolean Wrasse at that!

So that's what that fish is!

Interesting. Next time someone whines about the Arafish, point out that the original was named for its resemblance to Napoleon -- specifically his hat. If it's OK for Napoleon...

I also have a weakness for men who can dance

Guess I have no chance, then. ;-(

I'm hooked on Hamas!

AraBabelFish, the newest water-dwelling internet phenomenon:

Input: "Chairman Arafat, please comment on the portion of the PLO Charter calling for the destruction of Israel..."

(Translation process)

Output: "You must be accurately when you are speaking to General Arafish!"

Zulubaby;

Just woke up (feeling like I just swallowed Arafat's socks - being able to drink a 12-pack does have its drawbacks) and re-read our posts. I guess I don't sound nearly as foolish and belligerent as a I feared I would when I went to bed. What a relief!

But that picture of Jocelyn Wildenstein - GAH! What a thing to wake up to

Then there's Cindy Jackson, the Living Barbie Doll, who has turned plastic surgery into a career--and not by practicing it. OTOH, the results are good--so far. She's not done.

I wonder if Arafat's fishy twin will be calling for an end to the occupation of the sea when Israel builds Islands off the coast.

My grandfather spawned in this sea, only to be taken up by a zionist island.

Mean, mean, mean......to take an interesting creation of Gods, like that fish....and compare it to that reptilian humanoid......downright blasphemy!

As for Mikey. That's human tragedy. Every bastard doctor that found him/herself "preassured" to feed into Mikes tragic need to correct a low self-esteem, should have their genitals mutilated......so they could not breed a heartless, greedy humanoid in their own fucked up image. I am going to pray for Mike. The love of God is what he needs right now. iMHO

"What flavour is it?"

"It's a fish, innit? It's a bloody sea fish... it's not any bloody flavour! ARAFISH!"

"Do you get wafers with it?"

(apologies to Monty Python)

Ranbutan,

Do you have any opinions on the concentrations of fish in the oceans?

Their loyalty to the non piscine ocean inhabitants is suspect, and they may unfairly be promoting their agenda, to the detriment of the sea mammals . . .

God, those pictures of Michael Jackson are depressing! To me, it's an indication of what self-hatred and narcissism can do to a person with enough money to indulge all of his fantasies and no one to give him a good shake.

And that claim of having Vitiligo is a crock IMO - I'll defer to mommydoc's expertise, but I know people who have that condition, and it causes the skin to lose color in patches, creating a startlingly contrasted and blotchy look, not evenly all over. He obviously had some kind of chemical treatments to lighten his skin.

Mommydoc -

I read the article about the living Barbie doll. My favorite part - she's talking about how great her life is now that she's become the woman she always dreamed of being - the new Mercedes, the society boyfriend, the flat in London, her "beautiful" cat, and she says

And I earned it. Anyone who says otherwise is just being mean-spirited

Hey, I have no problem with her having the life of her dreams. More power to her. But to say she "earned" it by slicing and dicing herself, well....I gues I'm just mean-spirited.

moose (#76),

See, I told you that you were doing an admirable job on a 12-pack!

Q (#73)

Guess I have no chance, then. ;-(

I could teach you ;-)

Maine's Michael (#81)

LOL!

Why does the world ignore this?

eliyak: because they want to.

Dar ul Harb and Maine's Michael--LOL

Amy--eventually, it does all coalesce. I once knew a nurse who had the most gorgeous creamy skin and a Hispanic surname. She was in her mid-twenties. I complimented her on her beautiful complexion, only to have her tell me that it was the end-stage of viteligo, and that she had really suffered during high school. So, it's possible, but I'm not totally buying it. Nor do I much care.

Thanks, mommydoc,

I was thinking that it would take many years for the loss of pigment to coalesce, as you say, and Jack-o-lantern never showed signs of the preliminary blotches. Anyhow, you're right - who cares.

Arafat going down on his wife: Hmmm you smell so Arafishy tonight dahling, I feel like I'm licking my own gills.

Okay, swordfish--that's a truly disgusting mental image. Nightmares for a week!