The Fiskie Award

It is my great honor to announce the winner of the First Annual Robert Fisk Award for Idiotarian of the Year (Fiskie for short). And the winner is … the man known to Simpsons fans as “history’s greatest monster” … the 39th President of the United States … Jimmy Carter.

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Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public. -- A quote in response to criticism of "Jewish Princess" ("People" magazine, circa 1979)