I cannot resist. Hahhaha...

HuShields depart Iraq.

Yeah baby! But does he have a mini-Gaddafi, I mean mini-Quadaffi .. uh .. mini-Khaddafi ... uh, never mind ...

See,

I told you Momo was cool.

Seriously. If he cleans up his act, a cameo in a future Austin Powers movie isn't out of the question.

The first picture is definitely a woman. But PUH-LEASE tell me the person in the second picture is a guy...

Fellatio and security wrapped into one butch package. Yummy. I wonder if she has a tongue ring.

#1-What a bunch of hypocritical wienieheads they are!

#5: Its definitely the same person in BOTH photos: the camo pattern of the head scarf (nice touch, BTW), is the same in both photos, especially if you lay them side by side.

*Sniffs* a REAL james bond-ish Female Bodyguard would throw that guy right on his fat ass. They're definitely for looks only...

What struck me was the fact that the female bodyguard was still wearing an Islamic-style head covering, but in camouflage. Then I was picturing her marching around in Saudi Arabia, carrying her sidearm, and having the fashion police there accosting her for not being appropriately dressed...

Holy Qamoflaged Qaddafi, Batman!

I've seen this movie before: Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine. Vincent Price as Qaddafi (gotta love that 'Q'!) who surrounds himself with BVDs (Babes of Vavoom Destruction) hellbent on seducing the rich and powerful of the world so that all power and wealth goes to the Qman. Fortunately, Donald Rumsfeld, played by Frankie Avalon, learns of Qs ploy and...

BTW, I highly recommend Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine. Compare its high speed chase through the streets of San Francisco with the chase scenes through the same city in Dirty Harry.

Qaddafi is rad!

Wow! I bet she could win the Miss Nigeria contest too!

Say what you will about the murdering and bombing and what have you, the Colonel certainly has an eye for the ladies, doesn't he?

As for that little tiff with the Clown Prince, today, I think that was a pre-emptive strike before Col. Qaddafi himself got accused of being too cozy with the Americans. Remember, he's the one has been entertaining the beauty contestants and making noises about how he's in support of the War on Terrorism because it threatens all their countries, even Libya (it probably does). Ever since he decided to cooperate about reparations to the families of the Lockerbie bombing, he's been almost courting the West. I think he accused the Saudis before they could accuse him because his obvious taste for the western lifestyle certainly could make him an easy target amongs the Arabs.

But what next? Screaming matches between Qaddafi and Prince Abdullah, Human Shields leaving Iraq out of 'cold fear' and a major Al-Qaeda bust in Pakistan today--the other side seems to be coming apart at the (pardon the pun) seams!

does she do hair and makeup?

It always seems to be the claim of Muammar that he gives rights to women.

I'd take Qaddafi over Abdullah and Fahd. Lets face the facts, The Saudis are old men and Qaddafi is a fresh up and comer. If Muammar lives as long as Fahd has, then he will live to 2022

So Momo Daffy has been taking after L. Ron Hubbard?

she could accessorize with a ricin-tipped parasol

Can you imagine the rage the Fraudi's feel? Oh wait, they showed it

"You are a liar and your grave awaits you," he said, before Egyptian state television pulled the plug on the broadcast.

Ole Mo is a psycho, but he sure got the fraudi's goat, gotta love him for that.

Is I'd give her some Jewish loving or I'd jihad in her Mecca more unappropiate to say to Islamic fundementalist?

On another note, I don't think we should Gaddafi any different than Hussien or Arafat.

Hm. Would make for an interesting deathmatch to pair Qaddafi's Grrlbots against Dr. Evil's Fembots. Or, for that matter, Thumper and her pals from Diamonds Are Forever.

These guys are living the supervillain lifestyle...

SPECTRE

Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion.

She's hot, in a islamanazi way ;-)

Oriana Fallaci mentioned Khadafi's bodyguards during an interview with Robert Scheer in the early 1980s.

All dressed in green clothing. Khadafi has a thing about the color green.

My God! I knew he was a headcase before this, but now? He's crazy like a fox! YEAH! BABY! YEAH! I agree with the other posters... The Flint movies are no substitute for the real thing!

But seriously, the first thing that came to mind was Leto II's and his Grrl™ army of Fishspeakers. The boy has a god complex.

rumors abound about old muammar cross-dressing and prancing around in femme attire and lipstick--he's a walking,talking transvestite bedu crazy thug--i'm sure his fembot bodyguards put their gunbutts to good use as sextoys on him as well as threat devices--he joins goering and j.edgar in the power hungary dick smoker hall of fame--the guys completele mishug--but fabulous comic relief [mass murdering aside]--i see him as a character in mel brook's next movie,"the oil producers"

It's a shame she protects a tyrant; she looks like she'd clean up real nice.

Django...in islam...EVERYTHING is regulated...

Significance of the color green in Islam

Green is the symbolic color of Islam. Prophet Muhammad (PBUH, peace be upon him) wore a green turban, and green is believed to have been his favorite color. Green was also the color of the banners used on the battlefield and the color of the first Islamic flag.

The Quran and the Hadith, the teachings of Prophet Muhammad, describe Paradise as filled with green: the people of Paradise "will wear green garments of fine silk [The Noble Quran, 18:31]."

Islam also considers green significant because it is the color of nature. Therefore, green is popularly used in the flags of Muslim nations, as well as in art and architecture. Mosques are frequently decorated with green tiles.

[Link: www.sephardicstudies.org...]

(Jews)... were prohibited from wearing a green or white one, which were the traditional colors of Islam

[Link: lmeyer.threadnet.com...]

The meaning associated with a color could change substantially from country to country and century to century, and I haven't found color customs specific to al-Andalus yet. (If you find any good references, please let me know!) Meanwhile, here's a little general info from a fairly brief glance at Patricia Baker, Islamic Textiles, British Museum Press, 1995.

She says white is considered in Islamic law as most fitting for Muslim men, the color for Hajj (pilgrimage to Mecca) and burial.

Green in time came to be identified with the descendants of the Prophet and then as the color of Islam; 18th-century Europeans wearing green in Istanbul soon regretted it.

Baker also says that black was worn as a sign of mourning, especially in Shi'ite areas, but also as protection against the evil eye.

According to Sunni religious tradition, yellow was worn by non-Muslims in the Prophet's lifetime, and so along with blue, red and black it was occasionally stipulated for outdoor dress of non-Muslims.

Here's another Gaddafi tidbit: like another well known Middle Eastern tyrant, Gaddafi likes to dabble in writing, and an English language collection of his short strories is actually available through Amazon. Entitled Escape to Hell and Other Stories it features an introduction by none other than Pierre Salinger whose precipitous fall from respectable journalism has been as dramatic (and pathetic) as any I've ever seen.

"How Green was my Turban" coming soon to a multi islamoplex near you-- non viewing of idolic images temporarily suspended so the umma [thurman?] can see this exciting tale of islamic color coordination--see the messenger turn GREEN with jealousy as his son in law Ali vyes for the affection of a 6 year old girl--see the messenger turn GREEN with envy as the more successful traders of Mecca ignore his schizoid claims of talking to the moon god--see the parched inhabitants of arabia fantasize a heavenly paradise of GREEN gardens in contrast to their shitty dust laden existence on earth--see the cleverly devilish hordes of arabia spread their islamofacist vision throughout the world in search of GREENER pastures in one of history's greatest imperialistic marches--segregated seating--men at 7--women at 8--very young smooth boys anytime

i think the guy the blue beret is hot -imho

Ploome (message 26),

When I wrote thing about the color green, I meant thing about the color green.

I no longer have a copy of the interview, but (from memory) when Oriana Fallaci picked up one of the green objects in the room where the interview was taking place, Khadafi began to come really unhinged. She was able to calm him down by handing over the object.

I don't think that associations with the color green within Islam would have that much of an effect. It's more of something within Khadafi himself.

What's the bulge to the left there in the Amazon's camo-khakis?

yep-she/he dresses to the left

Based on my time in the ME, I'd long for as much green as possible to lay my eyeballs upon. Umm, but for camoflague? Hellooo?

Who knows, maybe Mo realized that life ain't so bad being the leader of a country and not hassling anyone. The whole "Death to Irael!" "Death to the Great Satan!" thing isn't getting anyone anywhere. And in fact, now that everyone's doing it, it's kind of lost it's shine. And what have the other Arab countries done for him?

Still, pretty amazing confrontations considering the "absolute Arab/Muslim solidarity" myth. It does sound like he's got a brass pair though stirring things up like that. And isn't showing up at the AL conference with fem-bots as creepy to them as if Tony Blair showed up in DC with assault-rifle toting 12-yr-olds?

if she wore that GREEN field camo in the desert she be picked off by Stevie Wonder at 100 yards no scope

Anyone taking bets on how long before these chicks end up in a rap video?

actually that AL conference had as much intellectual content as a "Rappers Againt the War' gathering--i see p.diddy as quadaffy--queen latifa and missy [misdemeanor] elliot as the fembot bodyguards and little kim as the imperial spinner--word to your muammar

Coming to a cosmopolitan runway near you, L(adies) L(ove) Cool M(oammar) fashions. It'll be a spring hit (no pun intended).

Anyone taking bets on how long before these chicks end up in a rap video?

I dunno. I think they'd work better rotoscoped into Palmer's "Addicted to Love". I can see them moving as stiffly as the original dancers...

Anybody look at the linked photo? Am I crazy and/or is she about to put the Mandible Claw on Barak?!? And WTF is he doing there?

In both photos chick has got that serious "jonesin'" look going on. Time for Charles to declare a caption contest on that one.

Got to give Ghaddafi credit..he got out of the terrorism biz at the right time...has lasted 30+ years in rule, and gets hot little femme nazi warbabes covering and protecting his lanky desert butt.

He has also done some impressive feats - the water projects in lower Libya have astonished people that couldn't imagine Ghaddifi would succeed.

This is a leader who has done well. And been treated to Miss World bikini'd swarms while other Arabs want to wrap trim in a tent. And, who had the balls to joust with the US, Brits, and Froggies in an earlier time and live to tell the tale...and now who has the balls to flip Arabs the bird and inform them that he is aligned with the black Africans.

You may dislike him, but Muhammar Ghaddafi has ruled adroitly..

gadaffi is definitely one of the most interesting rulers currently in power; and definitely governs with quite a bit of skill (he's managed to shift positions many times, and still keep hold of power). seems like an interesting guy to meet.

...Fallaci picked up one of the green objects in the room where the interview was taking place, Khadafi began to come really unhinged.

Really unhinged? As compared to merely unhinged? Qaddaffy seems to be quite adroit at staying in power, and I'm sure he well aware of the Mussolini dance Saddam's going to doing shortly, unhinged or not. I imagine he'll behave himself. (Line of Death? Oh, that was a little joke thing... not to worry.)

This sounds suspiciously like a Dave Barry Rock Band Name:
Qadaffy Duck and the Grrlbots

It seems Qadaffi chic is making a comeback. Anybody remember the Saturday Night Live spoof commercial from the 1980s featuring Qadaffi? It was modeled after a Jordache Jeans commercial with a lot of babes and had the tagline "the Qadaffi look ... the Qadaffi look."

david---this psycopath would like to meet your meat--are you crazy--muammar: "interesting how?--interesting why?--interesting?--do i amuse you with my interest?--manolo chute this piece of chit"--sorry for mixing dialogues--but you do get the picture don't you

she's havin my kafirbaby...

Yes, I've known about Mojo's Angels for years...Khaddafi (it has more spellings than Chanukah) has always come across as the Tom Jones of the camel-humping set to me.

She is kinda hot though...

she's not allowed to drive or go out unescorted by a male relative but she can take the entire saudi royal family in a wwf cage match

Let me guess... Qkauddaffei's chick posse escorts him to ringside at Wrestlemania XVII

Spiny Norman (message 42),

Yep. Really unhinged in a major spike from the run-of-the-mill unhinged.

#24 Hulugu
D'ya think she's Qadaffy's in-house dominatrix? Just a thought.
Ick! What if there IS a Momo mini-me?

Good grief, too many Dr. Evil images.

spiney--more like in-tent dominatrix--that is when the camels are tired

#40, Don't be so hasty, he hasn't died a natural death yet. Suggest you do some research on one of his former employee's named Edwin Wilson and a little C4 deal before you praise him too much.

One look at those smooth, hairless arms and you know this lady is married. Until the wedding, ladies are allowed to grow as much body hair as any western peace protester, but the night before the wedding they are smothered in sugar water which is allowed to dry then ripped off if what I can only imagine to be an excruciatingly painful way.

There was a story on Fox News' website a while back which mentioned Gadaffi's femme fatales. The story was about a trip he made around Africa, and mentioned that he was seen driving around in a convertible throwing money out the window to people in the street. He was also reported to have a ship full of goat carcasses and a bus filled with Kalashnikovs and RPG's, much to the dismay of the officials whose countries he was visiting. I think I saved the story on my computer at work, if so I'll post it here Monday, as it's quite entertaining.

ugh.. another one of goofy Qaddafi's fetishes. I don't want to know what's going on in that creep's mind, I really don't.

If Qadaffi is sowing dissension in the Arab ranks, then at least he's serving some useful purpose, unlike the rest of the parasites who siphon off the wealth of their countries.

An Israeli friend of mine mention this tome about two years ago. I was shocked but seeing the pictures just makes me laugh. All I can think of is Mel Brooks in history of the World :"Its good to be the King!"

LOL

I think I see a bulge in the left region of her crotch area. Maybe its a strap on for later to punish Qaddafi for being a bad boy; maybe he is a fan of the HBO show Oz.

Two things on this guy:

1) John Simpson, BBC, interviewed him and the Colonel farted all the way through.

2) The great Colonel went to Australia a few weeks back, along with 400 armed guards, several armoured cars and $5 million in cash. Musta had a hell of a time.

So how is this Ghaddafi chic different from Fidel or Mao chic that most people on this blog sneer at? This is the guy responsible for the plane exploding over Lockerbie Scotland. His creepiness has a certain sick fascination, but some of these comments are a bit too admiring.

ploome (#13)

does she do hair and makeup?

Yeah, but she's obviously not very good at it, I mean look at what he looks like! He needs to find someone with more experience.

Ploome #26

Red is the colour of the present day Hashemites and stems from the Khawarij and the Arab conquest of North Africa and Andalusia.

[Link: www.passia.org...]

Got to give Ghaddafi credit..

Well of course! Now if he were a Jew, then it would be a completely different story.

#61 Yehudit

He was also responsible for the shooting of a British WPC in the 1980s.

We all like freaks, in that let's-see-what-he-does-when-we-poke-him kinda way, but let's not forget that this is a murdering dictator.

Just a list of Libya's past forays in to terrorism:

[Link: www.ict.org.il...]

#66 Colt

Just a list of Libya's past forays in to terrorism:

Spot on. 'Past'. That's why Lybia is far down the list.

hottest chic ever

marc (#68)

hottest chic ever

Clearly you don't live in Los Angeles.

#67

True. But he is on the list.

Here's another shot of the bodyguard, with another one in the picture;

Bodyguard babe #1 with less attractive bodyguard babe #2 :-)

Is she crying?

# 46

Yes, I've known about Mojo's Angels for years...Khaddafi (it has more spellings than Chanukah) has always come across as the Tom Jones of the camel-humping set to me.

Or as John Crichton would say, "Does this guy scream 'Vegas, or what?!?"

And and the Grrl Body Guards in the background sing... "Shooo-bop, shooo-bop, shooo-bop-shoo-bop, shooo-bop!"

Hello,

I'm Muammar Khadafy and these are my fly girls.

(Hey, maybe we're looking at the next J. Lo)

#71
Can't he at least pick up the tab for matching uniforms?

I mean, are we trying to go for "a look" here or what...

#72: That "Egyptian" security guy, who seems very competent, sure does look Israeli to me. You think the Egyptians are farming out the security work to the real professionals in the Mossad? Maybe for a deal like, you guys keep everything quiet and we'll let you (the Mossad) put your big ears on? Just a thought.

#76: no, and no. it's clearly an actual egyptian (not even the arab rulers would be dumb enough to have a foreign/hostile intelligence agency guard them).

Momar has had female body guards for years. At one time they all looked like they stepped out of Vogue.

Re: #72

Caption: "Mustafa, we have to stop meeting like this! Moammar is becoming suspicious!"

Female bodyguards are nothing new; Castro has had them for a number of years (they're less obvious than Gadaffi's). Idi Amin also favored them back in the 70s when he was running Uganda. Interestingly, when Amin was overthrown in 1979 Gadaffi sent 3,000 Libyan troops to Uganda in a futile attempt to save the lunatic regime of fellow Muslim. Amin now resides in Saudi Arabia; living quite well (he favors Mercedes and BMWs)but with a reduced number of bodyguards.

"It's good to be the king!"

She looks a lot like Natalie Portman

Two possibilities.

1) Portman is on a MOSSAD mission during spring break
from college.

2) Gaddafi is a huge "Phantom Mence" fan, seen it
112 times and picks all his body guards to look like
Padme and her body doubles/ body guards.

Maybe Bush could start courting the youth vote for the 2004 election with an all-woman Secret Service detachment, composed of:

Elisha Cuthbert of "24"

The rapper Eve

Lucy Lu of "The View"

A couple of "Joe Millionaire" rejects

Shakira

Janet Reno (shamelessly pandering to the Barbara Bush demographic"

Folks,

I wouldn't be fooled by the "looks." These chicks could kneecap you in a second. That "girl" isn't trying hard to get in. But if she were, I wouldn't doubt she'd manage the "burly" guy. As for the "is she crying" pic, it didn't look like it to me. Looked like she was being told to back off by someone from behind her. Probably by that other "not so good looking" woman.

This isn't to say I support Quaddafi in any way. But I wouldn't underestimate things either. A well-ingrained islamosfascist "girl" could kick you in the balls and kill you just as dead as a "boy" could.

signed,

an american "girl" who refuses to take anything for granted any more.

Partizaner (#82): Only if he includes Jennifer Garner...

#55 tbone

Here's an article about 'Daffy throwing money from his convoy... I touched on this a while back:

The 'African messiah' woos crowd with dollars

Priceless!

I wouldn't be surprised if they show up in some comic book series.

I'd hit it.

(oops, forgot this wasn't Fark...)

Well, if we have to tolerate the existence of murderous dictators until it is expedient to deal with them, we can at save the fun ones for last.

She's kinda hot, though, isn't she?

Such a crying shame that we'll eventually have to cap her. What a waste of perfectly good babe.

Oh well...

Public Enemy used to dress kind of like that. Of course, some of their members didn't much care for Jews either...

"Say, baby, ever have your a**hole licked by a fat man in an over coat?" :)

Quote from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Hulugu - wow, you've been hearing the same things I've been hearing, about MQ.

This is a leader who has done well.

Ranbutan once gain reveals his true colours by fawning over a murderous despot.

Or perhaps Mossad was responsible for 103.

Hey - wait a minute!

SHE'S BARE FACED!

slut.

#93 -

I think Hulugu's speculations got Mr. R all hot and bothered.

These women are the real deal. Here's an old article about one of them dying in Gadhafi's place:
[Link: www.onlineathens.com...]

Remember the skit from the orig SNL? Momo has been on the cutting edge for 25 years.

Am I the only one who thinks it is terribly unfair that Moammar has never received the credit due for his fashion leadership? People obsess over some little terrorist whatnots in times past and overlook the good that he has done for the world.

Mo knows that to BE good, you have to LOOK good, and it's clear he gives every outfit his full consideration. What other world leader would get all dolled up in pink, including a matching hat?

[Link: story.news.yahoo.com...]

Of course, the grrrls are another expression of his artistry -- hey, even a dictator can only wear one outfit at a time. He needs those gals as extra canvasses for his revolutionary fashion statements. I bet they do a really rockin' choreographed march routine. Can we borrow them for Saturday Night Live? Lorne, are you listening?

When, oh when, will Vogue give this man the recognition he so richly deserves? By giving well deserved praise to an underappreciated Arab leader, it might be the beginning bridge to the peace that we all desire...

Here's the article I posted about Sunday, it's from Fox News' Website.

Libyan Leader Hands Out Cash Across Africa

Thursday, July 18, 2002
By Michael Dynes and Daniel McGrory

LILONGWE, Malawi — Throwing fistfuls of cash from his open-top limousine to puzzled villagers lining the route, Colonel Muammar Gaddafi and his flamboyant roadshow rumbled into drought-stricken Malawi Wednesday. It was the Libyan leader's latest stop on his charm offensive across southern Africa.

Police were brushed aside by Colonel Gaddafi's fearsome female bodyguards in their figure-hugging green uniforms as he made his triumphal appearance at the head of a cavalcade of 70 armored vehicles.

There was little danger of him running out of money to hurl at bystanders on his 218-mile drive from Lilongwe, the government capital, to the commercial center at Blantyre, because one of the cars in his entourage was reported to be stuffed with $6 million in cash.

His hosts knew better than to question why Colonel Gaddafi also needed to bring his own mobile hospital, 600 security personnel and a vehicle carrying a jamming device, which played havoc with Malawi's telephone system.

He paused long enough to admire troupes of dancing girls and allowed himself to be photographed alongside strategically placed placards proclaiming him "The Champion of African Unity."

For all his typical showmanship, the Libyan leader was in Malawi to use his oil wealth to enlist the country's support for his vision for the newly created African Union, which was launched in Durban last week.

Colonel Gaddafi never travels light. He showed up at the start of his African adventure with two Boeing 707s, his own personal jet and two transport aircraft, including a giant Russian Antonov, as well as a ship full of goat carcasses.

He insisted on making his own security arrangements, although some of his hosts balked when they discovered that this meant two 46-seat buses containing crateloads of submachine guns, AK-47 assault rifles and rocket launchers.

It is his plan to make the long drive home, stopping off along the way to preach his vision for the African Union, which he wants to mold into a powerful organization that will take on the United States and the West, with himself as its leader.

It helps that everywhere he stops he doles out millions of dollars in aid to cash-strapped governments and promises further, lucrative help if he is assured of that country's support.

Malawi's leaders were astonished by their guest's request to make the five-hour drive between their two main cities, as President Bakili Muluzi has hardly ever made the back-breaking, bone-jarring journey since he took power in 1994.

A 21-gun salute greeted Colonel Gaddafi at the sports stadium in Blantyre, which was packed with thousands of cheering onlookers who craned their necks to get a glimpse of him, smothered as he was by his security team.

When he turned up with all his firepower in the tiny mountain kingdom of Swaziland at the weekend, bystanders thought they had been invaded and ran for cover.

Colonel Gaddafi beamed with evident satisfaction when Swaziland's young ruler, King Mswati III, made him a Grand Counsellor of the Order of Sobhuza II, which is the country's highest honor.

From Malawi he was off to Mozambique and a banquet with President Joaquim Chissano, during which Colonel Gaddafi said ominously: "No one will teach us democracy. We have our tradition, and we have our own democracy."

Earlier he had hinted that Libya would forgive the interest on the $140 million debt that Mozambique has owed the Libya since the 1980s.

The Libyan leader is also busily buying his way into Africa's oil industry. Already he has a controlling stake in Zimbabwe's state-owned National Oil Company, as well as the country's refineries.

Colonel Gaddafi covets control of the oil pipeline that runs from the Mozambique port of Beira to Harare, the Zimbabwean capital. He is battling against Kuwait for a sizeable part of Mozambique's state-owned oil company, Petromoc, as well as storage terminals at Beira.

Western diplomatic sources say that Libya is acquiring land and assets in other parts of southern Africa, including Malawi, although the precise details remain sketchy.

He has paid part or all of the membership dues of at least ten African states, enabling them to vote in the new AU.

The Libyan leader said that he was travelling through the region "to see for myself the real condition of the people."

After completing his tour of Swaziland, Mozambique, Malawi, Zambia and Zimbabwe, he promises to draw up detailed plans to assist the region economically.

rumor has it he owns a couple of these, too...

Lamborghini Jeeps

When I was visiting some friends at The American University (Washington DC) a few years back, I saw one of these vehicles in the parking lot. Amazing. The car had Senegalese diplomat tags. I'm sure the car was worth at least one half of that country's Gross National Product. What a disgusting pack of theives.

No big surprise Gadaffi has female bodyguards.