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Sun, May 11, 2003 at 9:34:24 am PDT

Jonathan Foreman has a piece on the feckless whining international NGOs in Iraq that has to be read to be believed: The Real Scandal of Iraqi Relief.

Ask any soldier who patrols this city, and you'll hear the same thing: The NGOs have been here for weeks, but they're not out in the streets. They cite "security concerns" - though journalists and soldiers alike move around the city, using common sense and taking precautions. ...

TO catch the NGOs in "action," you must go to the daily meeting at 1700 hours at the palazzo occupied by CMCC - that's the Civilian Military Coordination Center. (It used to be CMOC - the civilian military operations center - but the NGOs complained that the name implied that they were operating together with the military!) ...

A few of the civilians are Iraqis. The rest are international bureaucrats, most of them shiny with privilege, all of them bursting with self-righteousness.

Army officers stand all along the walls. Compared to the aid workers (with their new clothes and expensive haircuts), they look dirty and tired.

The soldiers must doff their rifles and sidearms before they enter the area because the NGO folk - who depend on these men and women for their protection - object to the presence of firearms.

Many other complaints follow the lines of: I was over there yesterday. You said it was safe but I heard a shot....

"All they do is complain," said a colonel who attends these meetings. "And you know what, I'm getting school supplies here with the help of my church at home quicker than all these NGO guys. A lot of units here are doing the same." ...

Certainly almost every question is delivered in accusatory tones. Indeed, more often than not they aren't really questions but statements: "You should understand that the military should not occupy schools because that's an abuse of civilian structures," admonished one NGO leader on Sunday.

A little later, another informs the room that "we as an organization will adhere to humanitarian principles and not use any military aircraft. . . . It is unacceptable for humanitarian supplies to come in on military transport."

The issue of moral pollution by contact with U.S. forces sometimes seems to be the NGOs' main focus. ...

A blond girl from a group called "Innocent Victims of War" asks a question basically accusing the armed forces of not caring or doing anything about cluster bomblets and the children they injure. A British engineer major then calmly explains that there are 10 unexploded-ordnance teams all over the city and that a special U.N. dog-team is coming into town next week. The task is huge because "this whole country is a vast ammunition dump, and a lot of the stuff is booby trapped."

She doesn't relent: Next week "is a little unacceptable to me." The major moves the subject on, assuring her that the children injured by munitions are "something that truly pains us all."

ONE of the many sulky Frenchmen demands that the Americans remove the roadblocks on the road from the airport into town, only to be told by a bullet-headed Maj. Watkins that this simply won't happen: The Army has to keep its main supply routes secure.

Then an armor major stands up, says that there's a young girl in his area with a brain tumor, and asks: "Are there any NGOs out there who can arrange specialized treatment for her?" The answer is silence.

There’s much more. Read it all and weep.

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1 BigFire  Sun, May 11, 2003 7:40:56am

And this is a surprise? Come on, we're getting to a point where nothing surprises me any more.

2 Colt  Sun, May 11, 2003 7:41:48am
I was over there yesterday. You said it was safe but I heard a shot...

It says it all. You go to a warzone and expect safety. By the time the shooting stops, the people you went to help will either be dead or be alive thanks to the US/UK forces.

"There's 2 million people living in that little spot. It's so poor it reminds me of Haiti. That's where the NGOs could make a huge difference. But you know who's the only people coming in to help? The Iranians."

And that has to stop. Now. Once they owe their lives and welfare to Iran...

3 darren  Sun, May 11, 2003 7:43:59am

OT: Thomas Friedman...what an asshat.

[talking about President Bush] He will have to halt the attacks on Colin Powell from the Pentagon and make clear, for once, that he stands behind his secretary of state; tell both the Christian right and the Likud-run Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations that he is not going to let them block his path by their support for the lunatic Israeli settler movement; and tell the Arab leaders it is put-up-or-shut-up time: that means helping to ease out Mr. Arafat and taking steps to accept the Jewish state. Asshat

4 ploome  Sun, May 11, 2003 7:47:08am

...seems like a good opportunity for cameras...

lets film the good works, these NGOs' do...

:-P

5 Caton  Sun, May 11, 2003 7:47:53am

Hmm.

One U.N. program is active - the food program - but on its first day on the job, one of its workers was caught looting and arrested by the U.S. Army.

Didn't anyone told him Iraq isn't the U.N. cafeteria?

6 ploome  Sun, May 11, 2003 7:48:44am

Friedman, a triumph of mediocrity and banality

7 Geepers  Sun, May 11, 2003 7:49:32am
"And you know what, I'm getting school supplies here with the help of my church at home quicker than all these NGO guys. A lot of units here are doing the same." ...

That is just so right in so many ways! Let the NGO's carp and complain and spend their budgets on lunch and haircuts. All the while the people of Iraq are being aided by *gasp* churches.
And I'm sure after the Iraqi people are back on their feet, they will praise those well-groomed do-gooders with all the accolades they deserve.

8 someguy  Sun, May 11, 2003 7:49:57am

BROKEN RECORD ALERT:

For those who haven't read it yet, here's some good insight on the real agenda of NGOs:

Liberal Democracy vs. Transnational Progressivism: The Future of the Ideological Civil War Within The West

Major props, as always, to my man SDB.

9 Ibn Battuta  Sun, May 11, 2003 7:51:51am

#5 Caton -- HA HA HA!! Good one!

10 ploome  Sun, May 11, 2003 7:52:38am

i hate pdf file...please warn..

14 pages is too long, unless its an inventory of jewelry...

11 Craig  Sun, May 11, 2003 7:54:39am

Instead of firing Jayson Blair they should have given him Friedman's job.

Blair wrote better fiction.

12 someguy  Sun, May 11, 2003 7:56:39am

ploome (#10)

Sorry for lack of warning. ROFLMAO!!

I had to print this and read it over a couple of days.

Really, REALLY, worth the effort, though.

My feeling afterwards reminded me of that Far Side cartoon where the kid asked to be excused because his brain was full.

Sorry!

13 ploome  Sun, May 11, 2003 7:58:39am

Someguy..:-).no problem...

that little grasping hand freaks me out..

and the page doesnt scroll smoothly...

and I cant copy stuff off it

and finally...I dont know how to retrieve it..

so its somewhere in my computer.lost for all time...

14 seth the zionist occupational governor  Sun, May 11, 2003 7:59:57am

NGOs have always been style over substance

15 Geepers  Sun, May 11, 2003 8:03:04am

ploome (#13),

that little grasping hand freaks me out..

You need to over come that. :-) They're just trying to be friendly.

16 Susan  Sun, May 11, 2003 8:04:46am

OT but sweet: Iraqis harass Al-Jiz crew in Basra:

[Link: www.guardian.co.uk...]

And al-Guardian actually reported it.

17 Raoul Ortega  Sun, May 11, 2003 8:05:30am

It used to be that to become a "war profiteer" you had to deal in weapons and associate with the scum of the earth. Now you form a 501(c)3 or 4, talk a lot about how caring you are, get some grants, and avoid at all cost the people you are pretending to help, while what you are really doing is only finding a new pay for that home in Montana's Gallatin Valley.

To misquote Fernando-- "It's better to look like you are doing good, than to good."

18 ploome  Sun, May 11, 2003 8:08:14am

Chris Hitchins now on FOX

19 Jolly Roger  Sun, May 11, 2003 8:20:25am

#17 Raoul,

That's all you need to do??? Sign me up! I think I'll call it my "P.T. Barnum Retirement Fund". 'There's a sucker born every minute'...and of course I do feel morally obligated to take their money from them, lest they spend it foolishly.

20 someguy  Sun, May 11, 2003 8:23:47am

Ploome (#13)

Go figure! When I was in high school, the icon of computer geeks everywhere was the punch card.

If ONLY I had as many brown hairs as gray ones!

Just someguy feeling old...

21 Ben Noah  Sun, May 11, 2003 8:25:20am

OT, but the Israeli ambassador on MSNBC now, and all Israeli spokespeople are idiots. They suck at realtime debating.

They need to inform the ignorant viewers of how violence against Israelis predates the Israeli presence in the West Bank..

22 ploome  Sun, May 11, 2003 8:29:38am

someguy...

I remeber those punch cards...LOL

23 someguy  Sun, May 11, 2003 8:33:54am

Ben Noah (#21):

Yah, by about 2800 years (C.E.)

24 ploome  Sun, May 11, 2003 8:35:12am

Ben Noah

the Israelis are determined that no amount of hasbaraa, (PR) will help..

and this attitude is perverse and suicidal and persists..

I keep writing letters to anyone I can think of...doesnt seem to help..

by the way..some NY firm was doing PR work for Israel...

but to no avail...they just wont listen..

although they managed to stop Sharon from public speaking...hes a great man..a terrible public speaker..

25 Zack Nachman  Sun, May 11, 2003 8:40:50am

I don't recall hearing objections from NGO asshats back when Saddam's genocide operations were in full swing. Or was all the bad stuff due to the sanctions? Oh, sorry - the sanctions came mostly after Saddam murdered his hundreds of thousands.
It's time to face the fact that the "peace movement" today means passive genocide, and these posturing cowards are the absolute scum of the earth of all time. Their dishonesty makes them lower than the genocidal creeps they support, who at least have the guts to carry out the atrocities these cowards pretend to condemn. The "peace movement" scumbags show their true stripes by their opposition to the forces of freedom.

26 Robert Crawford  Sun, May 11, 2003 8:41:04am

Boot the NGO's out and replace them with a Berin-style airlift.

27 Paladin  Sun, May 11, 2003 8:47:01am

Formula for successful humanitarian relief: Keep all Euroweasel NGOs at least 1000 miles away from the people they claim to want to help.

If you and your children are starving, do you really care about the religion or nationality of the hand offering you food?

28 Caton  Sun, May 11, 2003 8:51:53am

#27 Paladin

If you and your children are starving, do you really care about the religion or nationality of the hand offering you food?

Alive and starving is still better than dead and poisoned. I'd be wary of any Islamic NGO.

29 Paladin  Sun, May 11, 2003 8:58:45am

Never heard of one of those. It seems as if everything is Islam in interconnected.

30 someguy  Sun, May 11, 2003 8:58:58am

Paladin (#27)

If you and your children are starving, do you really care about the religion or nationality of the hand offering you food?

Giving this a try. If it works, it's your answer...

Day By Day, 22 April 03

31 ploome  Sun, May 11, 2003 9:04:37am

explosion cargo hold of plane, SF airport...

32 Model4  Sun, May 11, 2003 9:13:30am
A little later, another informs the room that "we as an organization will adhere to humanitarian principles and not use any military aircraft. . . . It is unacceptable for humanitarian supplies to come in on military transport."

Hopefully this will be remembered should any of these peace creeps come under attack. Wouldn't want and military men in military uniforms with military weapons riding up in military vehicles to help them out.

Sickening but illuminating that no credit can be given to military people and resources who've helped millions around the world. Hopefully this asshole's quote will be hauled out whenever an earthquake or other disaster hits, and military cargo planes are the best means to get assistance on scene as quickly as possible. Let's also not forget the policing, peace-keeping, public-health /disease prevention, construction, de-mining, food distribution and medical care ranging from the medic in the field to MASH units, to air-evacuating patients to the Mercy and the Comfort, or world class hospitals for treatment.

Time for the Pentagon and other military headquarters to lay the smack down on these agendized NGOs, especially with vivid interviews from people who's lives have been saved or improved because of military humanitarian efforts.

33 someguy  Sun, May 11, 2003 9:15:23am

Ploome (#31)

I don't get FOX here in Italy. I only see the breaking news stuff on the web.

WHAT'S HAPPENING???

34 ploome  Sun, May 11, 2003 9:22:14am

plane was being loaded..

apparently, small explosion in a shipping box...'no one injured, baggage handler shook up..plane was on the ground

may have been a 'battery pack'..people are just speculating now
dooesnt seem to be serious...

35 Paladin  Sun, May 11, 2003 9:22:52am

#30 someguy

Sorry, I really don't get that one.

A container in the cargo hold of a United Airlines popped its top. More noise than anything else according to Fox News.

36 gymnast  Sun, May 11, 2003 9:27:53am

These NGOs are going to be as benificial to the future of Iraq as the recently imported mullahs from Iran-maybe less so.

37 kirk  Sun, May 11, 2003 9:43:38am

> Read it all and weep

More like "read it and rage." I think we ought to tell every single one of these whining NGOs to FOAD--and then just go ahead and do the rebuilding ourselves.

38 Alex F  Sun, May 11, 2003 9:47:07am

How do I get chosen to represent one of these NGOs? I'm sure the G.I.s would much rather have me there, getting s--t done and getting their backs.

Better yet...how do we make our own NGO to go take care of s--t there?

39 Kirk  Sun, May 11, 2003 9:54:06am

We need names and point of contacts for these worthless NGOs.

40 someguy  Sun, May 11, 2003 10:32:40am

Paladin (#35):

Sorry! Evidently, it's not a direct link.

Just go to the calendar on the main page, go back to April, then click on the date above.

Didn't mean to make it a snipe hunt.

41 Bleeding heart conservative  Sun, May 11, 2003 11:15:58am

#26 and #32, Exactly! The Berlin Airlift is a seminal example, but one wouldn't have to search very long to find many others.

They seem to have the sinister malaise, to be entrenched in a negative framework, a moribund pessimism.

They should be positive. They should be all about "Yes..." Be yes, NGO.

Be "Aye," NGO.

42 JamesW  Sun, May 11, 2003 11:17:53am

The US armed forces is run by conservatives.

The NGOs are the territory of liberals/leftists.

`nuff said.

43 Oengus Moonbones  Sun, May 11, 2003 11:19:27am

These NGO-zoids sound like pathetic, drooling nitwits.

Their "humanitarianism" is worth about as much as shriveled and desiccated swine dung.

44 piglet  Sun, May 11, 2003 11:20:59am

I think its telling that the Gates foundation has to take on basic aid such as vacinations that the UN has failed to provide in Africa. I quess the UN guys were too busy trading food for sex from starving woman and chldren.

Malaria
Malaria is exacting an enormous toll on the health and economic development of hundreds of millions of poor families. It is estimated that 2.3 billion people, that's over a third of the entire population of the world, are at risk of infection. Sadly, every 3 seconds, a child dies of malaria.

[Link: www.gatesfoundation.org...]

45 Jewels  Sun, May 11, 2003 11:38:05am


These people give Leftist/Democrats a bad name...

46 Dale  Sun, May 11, 2003 12:19:37pm

After reading in the pdf file posted above (#8), I think I know what Kerry means when he says we need a "regime change" in the U.S. See p. 12.

I am not sure how to counter the effects of the Ford Foundation. Bill O'Reilly seems to be aware of it, and so does Michelle Malkin, but almost no one else is concerned about the efforts to challenge every deportation order or part of the U.S. immigration system.

I am impacibly opposed to transnational citizenship.

47 Paladin  Sun, May 11, 2003 12:33:13pm

#40 someguy

Sums it up rather nicely.

48 jdwill  Sun, May 11, 2003 1:08:39pm

Lets see:

UN General Assembly - bizarre circus
UN Human Rights Commission - Headed by Libya
UN Security Council - deadlocked by France

Then we are told the UN should still be given a role in Iraq because of the NGO's it can bring to bear.
Scratch that.

What's left. Is there any value to the UN?

I think not.

49 Robert Brandtjen  Sun, May 11, 2003 1:12:44pm
"All they do is complain," said a colonel who attends these meetings. "And you know what, I'm getting school supplies here with the help of my church at home quicker than all these NGO guys. A lot of units here are doing the same." ...


ehh, Just another welfare program in action, the same thing goes on in America every day. Nothing new or surprising here. Government bureaucracies are all the same, just ask a member of any socialist state.

50 SpoogeDemon  Sun, May 11, 2003 1:41:04pm

Wow, it's almost like the NGO's care more about bashing the US military than about helping the Iraqi people. How shocking. I never would have expected that.

/sarcasm

51 S.K Hui  Sun, May 11, 2003 3:14:47pm

I was over there yesterday. You said it was safe but I heard a shot...

I was over there yesterday. You said it was safe but I heard a shot...

I think my brother said that to his landlord once in Philly, but he didn't mind...

Berlin airlift, anyone?

52 Elizabeth  Sun, May 11, 2003 3:44:00pm

Bunch of toffy-nosed wankers! These NGOs couldn't hold down a real job (too much like work) if they tried and their graduate school money has run out and the folks won't pay for anymore, so they take a job with an NGO--not because they can do any real good (God forbid!) but because it'll look good on their resume and they can swan around in white SUVs while they're doing it, all the while feeling smug and supeior. Asshats!

53 R. McLeod  Sun, May 11, 2003 4:56:21pm

Wait folks there is good news:

CARE official faults Bush for corporate contracts

PRIVATE companies are getting humanitarian aid contracts. Hopefully, they'll cut out these freelancers and get some real work done...

Hoo-ah.

54 someone  Sun, May 11, 2003 6:16:53pm

We let a Frenchman into Iraq!?

What the hell is wrong with us? We should at least make every single one wear a prominent sign that identifies them as French so the Iraqi people know on whom they can vent their long frustration.

55 really grumpy  Sun, May 11, 2003 6:32:27pm

I would humbly suggest that as a gesture of democracy and free speech, the "occupying" forces should widely diseminate an Iraqi translation of the proceedings of these NGO hate-fests and announce that out of respect to the outrage felt by the NGO's at the oppressive militaristic presence of the U.S. and our allied forces, that we will respect their opinion and withdraw to outside 3 miles from where the next meeting is to be held; and of course, give the exact date and time of the next pissfest to the Iraqi people.

That way they can express their newfound freedoms in a positive way without "oppressor" influence.

Of course, it might be necessary for the military command to report an unfortunate incident involving a civilian riot, with "a number of casualties" among the NGO's.

Oh well. I think I have more empathy with the insects I've encountered lately than the do-nothing NGO's and their attitude of entitlement.

If I was in command over there I'd ship them all out, and let them know that they won't be treated so kindly should they attempt to worm their way back in.

56 nextcube  Mon, May 12, 2003 4:43:44am

#51 (S. K. Hui)

I was over there yesterday. You said it was safe but I heard a shot...

I think my brother said that to his landlord once in Philly, but he didn't mind...

You beat me to it! :)

57 Dirk Diggler  Mon, May 12, 2003 5:11:17am

These NGO's are loathed in Afghanistan as well. The Christian Science Monitor in an article entitled "Despite Iraq, US raising its presence in Kabul" (2/20/03) reported:

By giving money to these NGOs [non-governmental organizations], the world has made it so that the money has vaporized without any result," says Masood Khalili, Afghanistan's ambassador to India in New Delhi. "All the money goes to big houses, big cars, big salaries, and where is our money? President Karzai is not able to point and tell the people that I can deliver something on my promises."

NGO's were vocal opponents of American campaigns in both Afghanistan and Iraq. I have always been fascinated by how these NGO's can claim to care so much for the "poor and oppressed" of the world yet can be so adamant in opposing any changes that could possibly remove the regimes which impoverish and oppress them. I liken the situation to a twisted doctor/patient relationship.

Doctor NGO: "I'm sorry to inform you that you possess a malignant, but treatable form of cancer."

Patient: "Treatable...What are my options?" the patient asks nervously.

Doctor NGO: "We intend to give you enough morphine to make your days as comfortable as possible."

Patient: "That's it?" "No chermotherapy?" "No surgery?" the patient asks incredulously. "How will I beat the cancer into remission?"

Doctor NGO: "Unfortunately, you won't. Even though those options are available. I believe that those procedures are too invasive, too fraught with risk. I have decided that it is better for you simply to come to terms with your mortality and accept the inevitable." The doctor continues sanctimoniously "To that end, I am prepared to prescribe whatever painkillers are necessary to make your last days as comfortable as possible because as Doctor NGO, I care about you."


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