US War Crimes
US military interrogators are breaking down the resistance of Iraqi prisoners—by forcing them to listen to Metallica, the Sesame Street theme, and Barney the singing dinosaur.
Reached for comment, Ramsey Clark wailed, “This is a clear violation of the Geneva Conventions! Dear God, what’s next? America’s ‘Horse With No Name?’ The Captain and Tenille?? The … the … gulp… the monstrous ‘Hokey Pokey???’”