Time to break out the secret handshake.

What is our agenda, by the way? I've always been a bit fuzzy on that. -_-;

Just clicked the link...it's worth it for the chuckle. Absoletely clueless!

LOL!

Oh, and the only comment posted includes this gem:

There seemed to be no indication of their actual agenda from their web site either.

Keep looking! ;-))

My hats off to all of you.

What must this poor, undeserving gecko do to be promoted to fully fledged "Lizardoid"?

All hail our King Lizard! Long may his scales shine and his nails click.

Satan! Think carefully before you mock the loony left! Anger them too much and they are liable to, uh, whine or pout or something.

Simply call the Police the minute the unwashed Trots arrive. The Met are always looking for an opportunity for an off with the Crusties.

Ask for Assistant Commissioner Trotter.......

The agenda here is TRUTH.

[They'll have to look it up themselves.]

# 5 Craig:

Lizardoids have no nails, just claws. All the better to shred the idiotic terrorists, and their supporters, everywhere.

Uh, riiiiiiiiiiight. Please, step away from the Microwave oven, sloooowly.

Another 'Blame Israel (Sharon) for the war' investigation in Al Guardian.

I wonder when the use of the Jooooos as a scapegoat will end?

a unique glimpse into the inner workings of the mob mentality. this is quite funny

#8 JD
dont confuse them... their brans can't handle a concept like TRUTH. for them it must all be hate or bigotry.

i think psychologist callit projection. Gordo would know, I'm sure his thearpist has told him all about it.

um.. that should be " their braIns cant handle..."

preview..

What is our agenda, by the way? I've always been a bit fuzzy on that. -_-;

The same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the world ;)

It was a special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.

[/denis leary]

Facts, damn facts, I hate when they get used against us because all I can do is whine and seethe.

[/lll]

"LGF, for those who don't know it, is a website for rabidly anti-Arab, anti-Muslim right-wingers who stir up hate and spread distortions at every opportunity. "

Did this dude miss his dose of Methadone today? The only distortion I've come across is his wacky drug-induced statement.

Rock on LGF, the emperors are finally realizing that they be naked!

#2 Crill

What is our agenda, by the way? I've always been a bit fuzzy on that. -_-;

Haven't you been reading these threads? LGF is a neocon movement to spill the blood of poor minorities in the never ending quest for lucrative oil contracts; well, that, and to destroy Islam. /sarcasm off

# 12 bigdog:

Actually, I liked the typo. Since the LLLs are so full of sh*t, I thought "bran" was appropriate.

Highly versed in coordinating their attacks on media outlets that dare to question, say, the legitimacy of the war in Iraq, LGF supporters have also proven themselves a major pest on Indymedia websites all over the world.

That means you are doing your job Charles. Keep up the good work.

LGF is in violation of amendment X
must....not...hear.....criticism

Highly versed in coordinating their attacks on media outlets that dare to question, say, the legitimacy of the war in Iraq, LGF supporters have also proven themselves a major pest on Indymedia websites all over the world.

translation: THE LIZARDOIDS ARE COMING!!!

Wait until they find out about the secret weapon (codename: BRAIN)

Ambulances will be standing by to treat LLLs blinded by a strange electromagnetic phenomenon (codename: TRUTH)

By the way,

I don't think anyone has signed up for the London 'Meetup LGF' website, much less have an Lizardoid get together.

I thought the LLL wa much smarter than that.

I wish I could get an E-Fare to London for this - not just to spit at the protesters (all three of them, lol), but I want to meet the great, omnipotent Colt.

That alone would be worth the trip!

what happened to my hat tip for finding this posting? :(

#7 AndyP

You wouldn't be APHull by any chance, would you?

All those who can should try to attend some of these meetings and talk to the people who support such a rabidly racist website in order to find out more about them, what drives them and who they are supported by.

This is a ripe opportunity to spread some disinformation! We should hand out agendas with a nice logo showing a UFO with star of David. Introduce yourself to the crusty ones as a traveller from the planet Mossad. Complain that the zionist elders are late with their checks.

Is the meeting still on for 'you know when'?

Are we going to meet 'you know where?

Is the subject still 'you know what'?

Glad I cleared that up.

on the topic of the meetings: if there are any Portlanders thinking about it - the Blue Moon is on NW 21st, not NE 21st. but you'd probably know that

@23 sharona

Spot on! Getting to meet the great Colt would be very nice. Think he'll be there to truth blast the L3's?

#25 Spidly

Not guilty, M'lud.

It would be nice to meet Colt. I hear he has a Birthday coming up!!!

Seriously though, guys... a comic book store!?! I like a good comic as well as the next guy, but c'mon! The lizardoid army needs to maintain a dignified appearance. Surely you could find some dank, gritty pub with a suitable "discuss the secret agenda" atmosphere?

LOL

I don't know about you guys, but my secret agenda is an excuse to go socialize and drink beer ;-)

Highly versed in coordinating their attacks on media outlets that dare to question, say, the legitimacy of the war in Iraq, LGF supporters have also proven themselves a major pest on Indymedia websites all over the world.

Steeeerike!

The Tin Foil Brigade is on full alert. Perfect time to screw with what little grey matter they have left. Quickly, where's our Propoganda Machine?

Quark:

I'd enjoy kicking back with the other LGF-Londoners, but
if he wasn't there, I'd be tempted to hop back to Heathrow and attempt fly home on "standby".

He's no longer jailbait, you know, as the precociously wise one turned 18 this week, lol!

the latuff clown decided to add his two cents about the IDF pilots that will not fly.

[Link: atlanta.indymedia.org...]

Most of the British Nazimedia readers will be members of the Socialist Workers Party - the most brainless, badly organised, fuckwitted crypto-Communist shitheels of all time.

They could be outwitted by Wesley Clark on a bad day.

@10 AG in Houston

These useful idiots are determined to commit suicide and take us all with them!
So blind and deaf to the clear and present danger. Is there a plane leaving the planet anytime soon?

All those who can should try to attend some of these meetings and talk to the people who support such a rabidly racist website in order to find out more about them, what drives them and who they are supported by.

I thought that it was apparant that LGF is funded by the Jooooooos. And driven by the Jooooooos to wipeout a peaceful, loving culture who, through no fault of their own, have a high rate of spontaneous combustion, especially around civilians.

Since the article is about that site meetup that we discussed on another thread I'm wondering if a troll didn't set Charles up?
I'd be afraid to even breathe the same air as these people, it might cause brain damage. Not to them, but to me. *lol

UK supporters of racist website Little Green Footballs to meet at London venue.

It may be significant that the venue of choice for high-minded political discussion among the supporters of the racist website latte green footballs is an Oxford Street comic book store, but that shouldn't put people off going along, because maybe you will find a mint-in-box 'Spawn' #1 or a marked-down set of X-Men commemorative action figures.

LGF, for those who don't know it, is a website for rabidly rabid anti-Arab, anti-Muslim right-wing hyphen-hymies, who stir up hate and spread distortions and microwave confusion and parboil a souffle of zionistical racism in the George Foreman grille of Israeli mind control.

Highly versed in coordinating their attacks on media outlets that dare to question, say, the legitimacy of the war in Iraq, or, say, the worldwide jackboot Jew control of the media, these diabolically clever LGF supporters have also proven themselves a major pest on Indymedia websites all over the world.

By posting racist comments, hurling abuse and generally clogging up servers with the discarded Tampax containers of zionist invective, these people have blackened the Louisiana redfish of free discussion and cut grassroots information exchange with the Toro Lawnmaster of zionist oppression.

All those who can should try to attend some of these meetings and talk to the people who support such a rabidly racist website in order to find out more about them, what drives them and who they are supported by. But don't go right up to them and say something like "Hi! What drives you and who are you supported by?", or something like that, because that would be a dead give-away. Instead, try something like this: "Oy vay! I just got back from a bar mitzvah! Who wants a nice glass of Mogen David to celebrate the latest IDF killings of Palestinians?" This might raise a few suspicions, since these types are notoriously cheap and unlikely to "buy a round." If any of them question you, just say your Uncle Sol got the wine "retail." Then, when they're all hopped up on the free MD 20-20, dancing that Jew circle dance, BLAM! That's when you ask them the questions.

Greetings, fellow rabid racists. Sorry I’m late, but the Kill a Commie for Christ Crusade meeting ran a little long.

#12 bigdog

Funny you should mention Gordon, that was my thought as I read the link.

Maybe you guys should move the meeting. Weren't the ISM Suicide Bombers from London?

Don't want to give Imam Hook or one of his followers a chance to earn his raisins off you, do you?

You're all RACISTS.

Hang your heads in shame.

Newname-

Thats pretty funny.

And also speaking of the meetup, the Detroit contingent stalled out at 4. That's not a beer-drinking quorom. Where are the SE Michiganders?

As I mentioned somewhere, we can all take a recon to Dearborn. C'mon!!

#43 I believe Captain Hook, or Abu Hamza as his disciples call him, is currently residing at her Majesty's pleasure.

Lets hope he's on the nonces' wing, eh?

Is that you, Right Wing Conspirator.??????

ROTFLMAO

#38 Quark2

Is there a plane leaving the planet anytime soon?

Headed for California? Gray Davis said people from all the planets on Earth are represented there.

#43 Ed Moran:

eww! bad visual! "Don't think yer going to getcher raisins off with me, Mister! I ain't that kinda goyl!"

iowahawk lmao masterful as usual.

You guys are too much! Ive been LMAO since I started reading this thing today..Last Nights escapades with the whirlybird choppers had me howling and now THIS!! I'll never get any work done today if you keep this up.

Sometimes, when it seems that the LLL can become no crazier, they pull a stunt like this. I suppose this means we are doing this right. I can't wait for some indymedia morlocks to show up at LGF meetings, and discover we aren't a bunch of jack booted thugs with stars of david instead of swatzikas on our arms. Of course, they will refuse to believe it, but still, the look on their faces should be worth it.

newname:

I love race. Horse race, rat race, cockroach race. All your race belong to me!

#32 BH

a dank basement pub might be a bit too much like some proto-indymidiot beatnick type event....

"....and we're here to coordinate our attacks on media outlets that dare to question the legitimacy of the war in Iraq, be major pest on Indymedia websites all over the world!"

snap..snap..snap....dig it.

Gee newname, or should I say 'sad little troll who shall remain anonymous':

If wanting to see the end of political and media favoritism towards tlying, misogynist, terrorist scum is being "RACIST", than I accept the label proudly.

I'll be sure to announce as I enter the LGF meetup "Hello, my name is Sharona and I'm a RACIST!"

@35 sharona

Oh no not Heathrow! *yech! *lol

I'd be hopping back on a plane at Gatwick, after a little pubhopping.
I bet Colt's glad he's not jailbait anymore. hehe

Cool! I'm highly versed!

Bring on the paranoia...

iowahawk @ 41

You are going to blow my cover as an "employee". I am supposed to be "working". My work is not "funny". My keyboard is not supposed to be draining soda onto my desk. Tssssssst!!

Unfortunately, I missed the latest congregation of the Houston Lizardoids. Did we discuss our "diabolical hidden plans" for the Texas gulf coast? Anyone here have the minutes for that meeting? Or an updated project plan perhaps?

The Lizardoid Minions are proving to be quite "a pest" at Indymedia sites. Payback's a bitch, ain't it. These assholes inflict their dimwitted world view on every major city and we are "a pest"? Bwahahahahaha!

sharona & quark2

I'm flattered :-)

I bet Colt's glad he's not jailbait anymore.

LOL! Er, TBH I wasn't entirely observant of certain laws to do with age.

Me? A racist? Just the mere mention of my name makes them bust out in chorus "kill the infidel, kill the infidel"...being a paganinfidel and all...

@41 iowahawk

Once again... ROTHLMAO!

I truly appreciated the part about the Tampax. But I thought they believed we used used tampax as ear/nose plugs. hehe

Highly versed in coordinating their attacks on media outlets that dare to question, say, the legitimacy of the war in Iraq

Oh yes, the brave defiance of that single dissenting voice: Reuters! er, and BBC, NBC, CNN, al-Guardian, Time, Newsweek, NYT, etc...

Anybody see that movie with Brendan Fraser and Steve Buscemi as musicians who take over a radio station? Remember that scene where the guy tries to explain to them that their band name, "The Lone Rangers" doesn't make sense because there are three of them?

#41 iowahawk: Masterful as always. Thanks for the laugh!

@49 Senor CC

Hell no! I'll stay on this planet in earth before I plane into Kalifornica!! *lol

sharona

"Omnipotent"? LOL! My head is inflating as I type...

#56 Sharona

I hope you are making a joke of a joke of a joke. I was obviously kidding.

And please refrain from calling me a troll you racist scum.

be seeing you.

#69 newname

I doubt disrespect was intended; we get some real loons here :-)

Hey there, "gang"! I just found out about Litte Green Footballs, from its numerous links with the corporate-dominated non-grassroots media! It's so refreshing to find a place where we can "let it all hang out" racism-wise, and Zionism-wise. ;)

Anyhoo, I was thinking that maybe we could chat a little bit about "who we are" and "what drives us," or maybe "who we are supported by" and so on. Of course, we already all know that, but I think it would be a fun conversation "ice-breaker".

Whose gonna be at the Toronto meetup?

#64:

ROTHLMAO!

Rolls On The...

Hibachi?

Hors D'Ouvres?

Highway?

Ummmmm.....what have we gone and done this time?

))iiiiiiiiiiiiD......kiss this Morlocks

OT
U.N. Finds More Weapons-Grade Uranium in Iran

In Washington, the White House said Iran had "one last chance" to comply with nuclear safeguards and threatened to take the dispute to the U.N. Security Council if Tehran refused.

"The international community is expressing the same concern that we have been expressing. So this is one last chance for Iran to comply, and if it doesn't, then we believe it should be reported to the (U.N.) Security Council," White House spokesman Scott McClellan told reporters.

#75 MikeO

threatened to take the dispute to the U.N. Security Council if Tehran refused.

Wonderful. Bush does have the memory of a goldfish.

#71 Newbie,

Most of us are just people who are disgusted, outraged, and terrified by Islamic Jihadi culture, their attitudes towards women, jews, infidels and the west, as well as their oppressive and racist rulers and institutions.

#75 MikeO
That right! This is their last chance I tell you! The last chance and if they dont cooperate this time, we swear we will have to make up another resolution! That will teach them!

@71 not even going to bother with your name

*YAWN

My agenda is to live a life free of atomic Tuesdays and to see that all plane's land on runways like they're supposed too.

If I have to make someone's miserable life more so in order to keep with my adgenda, so be it.

If the UN found that much uranium, then I think we can take it for granted there is a whole lot more in Iran. So that means the Iranians almost certainly have the bomb. Just wonderful.

#60 Dirk Diggler

Unfortunately, I missed the latest congregation of the Houston Lizardoids. Did we discuss our "diabolical hidden plans" for the Texas gulf coast? Anyone here have the minutes for that meeting? Or an updated project plan perhaps?

Actually, Dirk, we were finalizing plans for implementing the weather machine when I casually mentioned that Lite Beer tastes great. Somebody else argued that it was less filling, and a third reminded everyone that the whole concept of LGF ("Less Great Filling") was itself a compromise we'd previously reached on this whole Lite Beer argument, and then the whole thing just spiraled out of control.....

Off Topic-

Umm - hey, can someone elaborate on who "ernst zundel" is? And how did he get to America?

When I do google i get tons of "support Earnst Zundel" stuff that I don't want to read, clearly he is a neo nazi, but where did he come from?

I'll check back later, have to "bus" a bunch of girls to swim practice.

The UK Indymedia types are way off base. Here are folks in their own backyard that are positively obsessed with race.

What's with the picture in the background. Is that like some Woodstock freelove-in groovy happening going down man?

I’ll never understand why these punks identify with the 60's. The PC multi-cults split apart the world the 60's attempted in vain to bring together (of course disco came in between, which might explain a lot).

As per the topic-

Nex thing ya know, LGF will be labled a "hate group".

#77 Jonny

Oh now you've done it. You have revealed one of the carefully guarded agendas of LGF and it's racist intollerance of the peaceful (misunderstood) nature of the Islamofacists. Hang your head in shame..you may no longer use the secret handshake.

#69 newname:

Sorry about that, but I didn't recognize your name and frankly ...

You're all RACISTS. Hang your heads in shame.

... looks an awful lot like the droppings of ugly little troll-like creatures. My mistake, but I still claim my rightful "RACIST" title, lol!

Charles, did you get that bazillion dollar check from the corporate-dominated non-grassroots media this week? They are a little disturbed over your 16 hour absence and feel you have not been earning these vast sums.

I believe the agreement is you are supposed to coordinate attacks on media outlets that dare to question the legitimacy of the war in Iraq, and be a major pest on Indymedia websites all over the world once every 4 hours minimum.

#81 FH

Agreed. Iran has been terrible news since 1977 or so. And hopefuly, the worst is not yet to come.

#83 Robert

I tried searching Ernst Zundel site:www.canada.com at google.

The link should give you better results.

#89 Dearest spidly:

I hearby order you to 'ceast and desist' before I send you a bill for my occluded monitor!

Hey, my boss just gave me 6 $47.50 cent tix to see the Texans-Jaguars game and two blue lot parking passes.

AG in HOU, if I don't get the full quorum of inlaws, wanna come up to the northside and go to the game?

Noon game, I'll go to Saturday evening vigil Mass so I'm good with "The Man Upstairs".

I will say, last year I saw the Texans blow the game to Buffalo, and the beer was like $5.50, so I recommend a pre-game buzz to minimize alcohol costs.

#62 Colt:

Er, TBH I wasn't entirely observant of certain laws to do with age.

[cough] what my client means to say, Your Honor, is that he has always been a strong opponent of age discrimination.

That's cease and desist - damn, now my keyboard is screwed, too!

Now, if you take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up and go on believing whatever Indymedia wants you to believe. If you take the red pill you see how deep reality goes.

#94 OR

LMAO!

LGF LIZARDOID MINION MEETING 9/??/03

AGENDA

I. Call to order.

II. Minutes from last meeting.

III. Old Business.

A. Opposition

1. Indimedia: It's working
2. ISM: Results of pancake vs. waffle study


IV. New Business

A. Security
1. David Icke - If he exposes us, will anyone listen?

B. Control of Bush Administration
1. New chip to be implanted in Wolfowitz
2. Sniper positions for minority polling stations

C. Global Domination
1. How can we improve our mind-control rays so that tinfoil hats won't block them?
2. Oil, oil, oil - how can we rationalize an invasion of Venezuela?

D. Zionism
1. Fences vs. Walls: proposed study of barrier methods.

E. Anti-Arabism
1. JDAMs vs. Nukes: Which for Mecca?

I meant #96 for newname.

#62 Colt:

Er, TBH I wasn't entirely observant of certain laws to do with age.

Hence my inclusion of the descriptive adjective "precocious". You were always ahead of your time, lol!

#89 Spidly

Whoa, dude, if you mock the Lizardoid King like that he'll reduce your insect rations. ;-)

Yes, your honour, I vehemently oppose such intolerance and illiberal thinking.

And she told me she was 17.

What they don't understand is that all messages here are encoded by a special, Zionist-developed code mechanism that encrypts parts of letters.

Plus, when we meet, we can speak in our special language of clicks and burps.

#83 Robert

As well, the ADL has some information on Zundel.

#93 Ed Moran, Beenj drunk on Mojo and San Miguel

Sounds strangely like a super-secret LGF meeting disguised as a harmless football game...OH THE TREACHERY!

#100 sharona

LOL! Gotcha :-)

#94 OR: Well, I wasn't planning to shampoo my nose hairs with soda today...but thanks for the hygiene help.

@93 Ed Moran...of the many changing names

Damn I am jealous! ***emitting the colour green***

...and 17 she was.

#71 Newbie

Email me and I'll give you my address so you can come over for tea. I live in San Francisco, and I am "driven" by Muni, as I have no car. I am covertly funded by Mr. Paul Wolfowitz. I can do the LGF "secret handshake" in seven-and-a-half languages. My responsibilities at LGF include (but are not limited to) the weather machine, hidden asshat cameras, and slipping Whoopee* cushions under the seats of notable Bay Area liberals and anti-war types (you're next Tom Ammiano & Justin Raimondo!!!!) to embarrass them.

*emits a real Bronx cheer!

Here I am up to my snout in the ginger jar and then I read #69. Ginger everywhere! HISSSS!!!!

#46 It may have something to do with the fact that we've been moving to the southeastern US where we can be evil racist lizardoids in a much nicer climate.

Oh no, they've stumbled onto our agenda! Time for some fancy code words!

The green lizard croaks with a rusty voice at midnight as the blue pigeons fly overhead.

I repeat:

The green lizard croaks with a rusty voice at midnight as the blue pigeons fly overhead.

That is all.

#107 EW1(SG): I always suspected you had a "drinking problem"...

(yes, I saw "Airplane!" again recently)

#101 FB

sorry regis reptili, I will go back to installing the pro-zionist anti-oil tick RF chokes on the cable lines now....

I'nsalizard, may it be so

Surely, they're not referring to thisLGF. They must have us confused with some other Little Green Funsite.

#98 Guy Smilee

e. WCMD. CBU 87 to be exact.

Exactly what Solomon X #59 said. Except not just Iowahawk. Spidly 55 and cc Senor 42 are guilty too.

#110 mickthemick:

My responsibilities at LGF include (but are not limited to) the weather machine

Speaking from Washington, DC Lizardoid World Domination Headquarters, I'll say that at the moment, you're doing a fine job. But as for last week, you've got a lot of 'splainin' to do.

I'm surprised no one posted this article, it was not on national review online. One of Victor's davis hanson's better

article[Link: www.travelbrochuregraphics.com...]

Okay that's it. No more plane rides for any lizardoid minions, back to the brooms!

The green lizard croaks with a rusty voice at midnight as the blue pigeons fly overhead.

The infrared budgerigar sings "My Funny Valentine" in C sharp major.

#116 kufr

I'm sure that's a very good point. Unfortunately, I have no idea what it means?

Oooooo, this is soooo Coooool. Bring 'em on!
Heh, heh, heh...

#112 Sydney Carton

The green lizard croaks with a rusty voice at midnight as the blue pigeons fly overhead.

According to my LGF codebook, you just said "I've discovered the weather machine can make chimpanzees sing".

Maybe there is some covert operation involving "singing chimps" or I need to update my codebook?

#118 OccasionalReader

RE: Your weather last week in D.C. Awful sorry about that one, old chap. But that was Carl, the new guy.

The green lizard croaks with a rusty voice at midnight as the blue pigeons fly overhead.

Oh Great! That's the cue for me to take the poison pill to prevent from being captured and taken to a Dixie Chicks concert. Oh well, it's been nice knowing you guys.

I for one think our absolute dominance of the media is not effective, there our still those who oppose us out there!

What is called for is DIRECT ACTION! So everybody get your buckets of lizard piss ready and we'll show 'em we need to be taken more seriously!

NO ONE EXPECTS THE LIZARDOID INQUISITION!!!!

#85 FreakyBoy

i could be wrong, but i believe that is a picture of a british may day parade. i had to put up with it last year while i was working in london...

raving loons, the lot of them. there is nothing like walking up oxford street and nearly every store front is boarded up waiting for the coming hurricane. there might be something wrong with these "workers parades" when the british nickelodian headquarters looks as if they are preparing for war. interestingly enough, the only major retailer open that day was starbucks...an easy target of the left. except for the 2 security guards of course.

uh....are

The LGF weather machine still has a few, er, bugs. In our West Texas test area, it was sunny and 102 yesterday, 63 and raining today.
Unfortunately, the Aztlan media collective continues to expose some of our minor activities (like the B-1 death ray test) and this has caused some disruption.
News is better on the earthquake front. We will soon have the Mk II geo-magnetron up and running, then it's off to Berkeley.
The nano-bots we've seeded into shade-grown coffee stocks are returning some fair intel. It would be better if the bastards would actually drink more of the stuff instead of just posing with it.
As a diversion, the LGF Indy-borg squad will be putting on a full court press to coincide with the London meeting.

Re: The Weather Machine-

I've got a "cookie" in the programming.

Hence I knew from a week in advance that the Zionists planned a Hurricane in North Carolina and Virginia to shut down the Pentagon and divert attention from Project CBU-69, and I know as a fact MtM plans to flood Florida something fierce next week, and make it really cold in Nebraska to so Bush and Cheney and the Halliburton gang get rich off natural gas prices!

#128 RIP Ford

I got caught up in a BZ'er march in Copenhagen. They smashed all the bank windows along a 3 - 4 mile route. Banks don't give loans to drug addled punks with no jobs...THAT'S WRONG!

BTW, is that London, Ontario or the other London?
[snort, cackle, cough, snuffle...heh, heh, heh!] This should be fun, don'cha think?

"By posting racist comments, hurling abuse and generally clogging up servers with rubbish these people have blackened the atmosphere of free discussion and grassroots information exchange. All those who can should try to attend some of these meetings and talk to the people who support such a rabidly racist website in order to find out more about them, what drives them and who they are supported by."

I don't know which emotion to prioritize: Indignation at their poor grammar and sentence construction; wry amusement at the dime-store novel way in which these twits seem to approach real life; sorrow that I can't attend the LGF meet in London.

All LGF'ers who do attend should use bizarre code words and occasionally strange and significant looks while talking to one another.

Also, perhaps carry small bizarre tools. Murmur softly about "antidotes" and "being on the other side of the looking glass."

I just saw Dayside with Linda Vester.
Its on from 1pm-2pm EST in the US.

She had on Reverend Ken Joseph, Jr.
He's a powerful radio voice in the US and especially Japan where he grew up. He's an Assyrian Christian Iraqi whose family exiled during the attempted Holocaust, (it says at his site) in 1917.

He was against the War strongly and went to Iraq as a
"Peace Activist" and has now written a book.
"I WAS WRONG"
Here is the article "I was Wrong" written by him at his site.
Human Shield Wannabe Admits He was Wrong - Newsmax
I Was Wrong

Bernard Koerick was on the show as well.

Instapudnit.com has got some great roundups on the news coverage of Iraq. Reporters like Olberman of MSNBC, Hennenberg of Fox on Hume's show last night, and others have said the turn around in the amount of life and vibrancy in Baghdad alone in the 5 months is astoudning.

#131

But what about our Zionist meeting to discuss how to invade Saudi Arabia with furby lawyers?!

Ship Lord Kirel-

Don't forget it was MY idea to re-route the Hayward fault right through the football stadium so the big earthquake could be televised live during the Cardinal-Bears football game.

For the indymedia-challenged Lizardoid minions, I will try my best to translate:

"All those who can should try to attend some of these meetings and talk to the people who support such a rabidly racist website in order to find out more about them, what drives them and who they are supported by."

I'm a little rusty and the google translater was down, but I think it means:

"Since as a group we have nothing valid to say, as usual, bring a cream pie as a statement of our liberal agenda."

Ship Lord Kirel wanted to run the fault through the Greek theatre and set off the quake during a Moby concert, but I finally convinced him we'd kill more LLL this way plus get endless re-runs on ESPN.

#122 Guy Smilee

[Link: www.fas.org...]

#136 CharlesH,

But what about our Zionist meeting to discuss how to invade Saudi Arabia with furby lawyers?!

I thought we were going to invade with Jewish commando barbies.

Bring it on ISM !!!!!

#130
did you try pulling back on the cyclic to establish a safe translational lift attitude yet?

#131
what the hell happened to project GBU-30! how are we going to be effective if we all are not kept abreast of these changes!

** Always preview - Preview is my friend **

Indymedia damnit. Not ISM, at least not at this time. However, I guess anytime is a good time for some ISM stomping.

OT, via BOTW:
Aging Actor Tony Randall Fantasizes About His Funeral

I love this line:

He said his 6-year-old daughter, Julia, is old enough to appreciate the subject of death, and actually revels in it.

"She loves to talk about death," Randall said. "She loves stories about death. If I start a story, she says 'Does anyone die in this?' and I say 'No,' she doesn't want to hear it."

Who knew Tony Randall was a muslim?

#131 Ed Moran CBU 69

Shhhhhh...we're huntin' wabbits.

Sorry about that Ed. It was indeed an excellent suggestion on your part. In recognition of this contribution, you will receive the Imperial Expansion Media Medal in iridium, plus a year's supply of ginger snaps.

#98 Guy Smilee

Are we gonna be serving the same old roast hippie haunch that we always serve at these meetings? Damn, I'm getting so tired of that same old hippie haunch, can't we have morlock meatballs this time? They really aren't made out of their balls, since it would take about a bazillion of them just to whet the appetite of the average Lizard whelp, but Mom says that this recipe is really, really good, especially with a nice Chablis. Can I get a vote on it here? (Begging your pardon here, oh most exalted Lizardoid king Charles, grovel, grovel...)

Oh Great! That's the cue for me to take the poison pill to prevent from being captured and taken to a Dixie Chicks concert.

Say, who worked on our "Poison Pill Program" (PPP or P3, as it was sometimes called)? I took this thing quite a while ago, and I still don't have a buzz.
#137 Ed M., drinkin' Mojo'n'St. Michael

Don't forget it was MY idea to re-route the Hayward fault right through the football stadium so the big earthquake could be televised live during the Cardinal-Bears football game.

At least that will get people in the Bay Area to quit referring to Cal-Stan as "The Game". 'Cuz everybody knows that "The Game" is Meeeeechigan vs. Ohio State.

#131 Ed Moran

Hence I knew from a week in advance that the Zionists planned a Hurricane in North Carolina and Virginia to shut down the Pentagon and divert attention from Project CBU-69

Didn't get the memo on this guys. Had to also divert my attention from my Bacardi rum, Fighting Cock bourbon, and my vacation. Thanks a lot everyone.
Dagblasted weather control devices.

#148 Clutch

Chablis with morlock meatballs? Everyone knows a hearty red goes with that.

I would love to attend any meet in London, UK - but will be travelling on 4 October.

But for any LGFers who will be attending - have a good time !!!

#148 Clutch

Are we gonna be serving the same old roast hippie haunch that we always serve at these meetings?

Clutch, you should come to the California LGF meetings. We serve only free-range hippies. They lead carefree lives running through fields listening to the Grateful Dead (we didn't want to give 'em music, but the E.U. started implementing all those rules about providing toys and entertainment for livestock).

RE: Katie Couric Fembot

To all lizard minions; snap it up or the wrath of the Lizard King you will feel in all its fury, I'nsalizard may it be so. The plants are to be in full operation BEFORE ramadan and I'm not seeing the progress we need to get it done.

PS extra insect rations for the first team done and don't forget that Friday is indy-skin shirt day.

I have just read these news and... it is important, and it makes me feel so good.

all hail the Great Lizard!!!

To all LFGers in Houston:

Les sanglots longs des violons de l'automne.

I'll repeat that.

Les sanglots longs des violons de l'automne.

Also:

Jean a de longues moustaches

again

Jean a de longues moustaches

That is all.

"...find out more about them, what drives them and who they are supported by."

Send the comrade Beria to investigate.

(Silence).
(Screams from the basement)

"I don't know him, I just met the page and I liked it..."

(Screams from the basement)

"September Eleven drives me "

(Screams)

"I am not supported even by myself"

(Suffocated boom of a gun).

Maybe the last post from the rabid Poitiers...

Mycroft

Tu oublias:

Il fait chaud en Suez

#153   mickthemick

Out here in the midwest, hippies are raised in sweltering incense filled barns, mature in two by three foot stalls, grain fed, shot up with antibitoics, and never see the light of day until the are taken outside and electrocuted on their way to the packing plant.

Probably aren't as good as your west coast free range variety, but certainly cheaper.

There is a huge waste management issue though.

@157 Mycroft Holmes

Oh that's too bad, mine is broke.
Pssst! The horse sat on it.

Remember the horse sat on it.

Clutch:

Sorry the morlock balls are synthetically made, how would you like them maximized? Fried or smoked?

Okay: Here's the official menu

Appetizer: Morelock meatball in indimediot consumme

Entree: Roasted Free Range West Coast Hippie Haunch

Dessert: Corriecakes with ice cream.

Attention, all SouthEastern Lizards! Take note!

Min hovermaskine er fuld med åler.

and

Moj poduszkowiec jest pelen wegorzy.

@139 Ed Moran...of the many changing names

So...you're the one..
That caused that danged shaking of the ground in Alabama!
You hurt my mares feewings doing that.

You need to rework the schematics of wiring that goes to the ATM controling the shifting of plates.

Good Stuff.

I'm thinking of suitable LLL-bashing attire when I make a meet-up. Got my Dead Che (sample) t-shirt transfer artwork completed.
Maybe just a shirt with a yellow megan david on it.

#127 billhedrick 9/25/2003 01:06PM PST
NO ONE EXPECTS THE LIZARDOID INQUISITION!!!!

(Now THAT was funny!)
'Minigun' sure didn't.

#162

So, a good Cabernet for the appetizer (#161, I like mine deep-fried in pressure-extracted patchouli oil, preferably from under-30 hippie-chicks with extra zits) and a chilled Chablis with the free-range haunch. May I suggest a generous helping of MD 20/20 raspberry with the Corriecakes?

#157 Mycroft Holmes:

Blessent mon coeur d'una langeur monotone.

(So I should start blowing up French railroad tracks now, right?)

The Longest Day-

Was that a movie or what?

Tora! Tora! Tora! was on last night but my wife made me come to bed. She said I already knew the ending.

I pointed out the guy playing Doris Miller, and my wife asked if that was the role Cuba Gooding Jr. played, and I said, no he played a diver, and finally after some discussion I realized my wife was talking about bad Ben Affleck movies.

Make that "d'une langueur". Preview, yarrr.

Special double secret LFG initiation meeting in Houston

Tonight 11:37 pm

12747 Northwest Freeway

At the door, do the following:

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge ...

then

You think... you wink... you do a double blink. You close your eyes, and JUMP!

Pay your $5 cover and go right in.

Bring plenty of those freshly minted LFG twenties.

#169 Ed Moran:

Tora! Tora! Tora! was on last night

In honor of Yom Kippur, natch.

I actually saw the 'Dead, Kaiser auditorium, St. Patrick's Day, 1988.

Not a bad show at all. Dude next to me and my buds wearing a "Frosted Freaks" t-shirt smoked about a pound of Yerba Buena.

I thought about roadtripping to LA to see the next show, but didn't.

My sister got me tix back a few years ago to see "Phish" at MSG New Years Eve, but I don't see the similarity. Doped out fans, sure, but Phish music didn't do much for me.

@167 Occasional Reader

Yes, but keep the blowups in black and white.

@166 Clutch

Of course you realize we need a special license from the Lizoid King hisself for patchouli oil. I'll get right on it, as an aside: if there is no chilled Chablis, how about a Pinot Grigio?

Ed Moran, Dr. Strangelove & President of Strange Brew, Inc.

My wife's only day off is Sunday. I wish I could go and thank you very much for the invitation.

But I must politely decline for fear of my Edward Saids being ripped off.

#104 Jonny-

THanks- most of the google links had little or no information- I wanted to know where he had lived, both in the US and before Canada.

His looks remind of Sargent Schultz from hogan's heros.

Attention:

The next part of the evil plot is a rainy gale for Nova Scotia Monday night

[Link: www.nhc.noaa.gov...]

Ha got my comment on that IMUK site but the Cox & Forkum LFG Lizardoid 'toon didn't take. Ah well. Let's see how long before they yank it.

AG

Woman like football too......

#176 Ed Moran

Not meaning to question the great lizard's plans, but why Japan?

104 Jonny-

Nice search engine there at ADL-

found this when I did a search on "mecha"-

One event of particular note took place at California Polytechnic State University, located in San Luis Obispo, California. In early November, the campus MEChA (the Mexican-American Student Association) organization sponsored a statewide youth conference, drawing approximately 1,200 college and high school students. Astonishingly, the printed conference program began by welcoming the participants to "Cal Poly State Jewniversity" and including a reference to the city of "Jew York." Such references reflect the rhetoric and style of Khalid Abdul Muhammad, who had been a featured speaker on campus the year before.

As a result of the work of ADL and the campus Hillel, the Cal Poly MEChA organization issued a formal apology, a repudiation of the anti-Semitism and expelled those students who had been responsible for the production of the printed conference program. In addition, the president of the University as well as the chairs of the Academic Senate and student government issued a strong statement denouncing the distribution of such anti-Semitic material on campus. The statements were circulated throughout the campus community and sent to all those who had attended the MEChA conference.

I got this when I googled for mecha

I'm not on the Asian earthquake watch this week. My schedules is at home, so I'm not really sure who is.

Hey, it says up there [not once, but twice] that we're rabid, so I just went and got tested, and the test came back negative. But can I stay anyway?

When's the get-together somewhere a bit more convenient? Chicago? Indianapolis?

#44 newname,

Between the creativity with which you chose your handle and the erudite quality of your argument, I believe I can approximate your I.Q.

[Licks finger, holds it in the air]

The answer is: 72!

Bet I'm accurate to 10 points plus or minus :-)

The problem with people with a room-temperature I.Q. isn't their I.Q.

It's that their body temperature exceeds their I.Q.

Fix their body temperature problem, and the whole I.Q. thing goes away :-P

[Demonic cackling]

#184 Robert Crawford

[Link: lgf.meetup.com...]

**Sorry to be late!**

From the Maine LGF chapter:

Our project to sabotage electric prayer mats is progressing on schedule. Currently we are experimenting with a pressure-sensitive switch that is activated by contact with a vacuum.

(key code moose is in effect until further notice.)

#179 spidly,

Read Sun Tzu

18. All warfare is based on deception.

#187 Jimbo

Headquarters says abrogate contract for vacuum parts with Electrolux...I repeat stop. Security has been compromised.

Electrolux = Peace

New orders: Lobsters swim at dawn in the mist.

Freakyboy:

Coleman flame wraps.

The skiff departs Matinicus at midnight.

All those who can should try to attend some of these meetings and talk to the people who support such a rabidly racist website in order to find out more about them, what drives them and who they are supported by.

This quote speaks volumes about the mentality of the LLL.
Criticism of their neo-Bolshevist ideas or of Islam is racist, even though Islam is a "religion" not a race.
People cannot come together because they share the same ideas... OH NO. They must be "supported" (read: funded), by someone.
I guess they are so closed minded that they believe anyone who has a thirst for truth--no matter how ugly and scary it may be--is a "racist", a "neo-con", or (Jesus please us) a JOOOOOOOOOOO. If the truth doesn't fall into their microscopic pigeonhole, then it's a conspiracy or some other such nonsense.

Sad, sad, sad, people.
Funny, but sad.

Genius, genius! Clap, Clap, Clap. Yay! Go Team. Y'all are awesome. This is the funniest stuff I've ever read. But, y'all owe my boss a new keyboard. When will I learn not to drink while reading LGF? All hail the Lizard King!

127 billhedrick 9/25/2003 01:06PM PST

NO ONE EXPECTS THE LIZARDOID INQUISITION!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

#172 Ed Moran

I actually saw the 'Dead, Kaiser auditorium, St. Patrick's Day, 1988.

I've seen 'em a bunch me own self. I'm partial to the "Terrapin Station" and "From the Mars Hotel" albums.
#160 Freaky Boy

Out here in the midwest, hippies are raised in sweltering incense filled barns, mature in two by three foot stalls,

See, I used to live in Ann Arbor, and we could get the free range kind ("they don't have to live in their own filth....they can run around in everybody else's, too!), but they were real expensive. Me and my friends would just poach 'em off State St. or the Arboretum or something.

#188 Iron Fist

II. 6. There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare.

Why did LBJ and Vietnam spring to mind when I read that?

Thanks for the link. His book is one I have wanted to have in my personal library for years.

Are they going to show the newest additions to the Lizardoid Motor Pool? Those black SUVs are awesome! The biggest Suburbans they make, all black, no chrome, with HEAVY tint on the windows. They're sight to see as they roaring out of the secret underground garage.

And these new outfits are to die for! All black canvas with more damn zippers and velcro than I've ever seen.

See you at the gathering! We can talk about how all this stuff fits in with the agenda.

Convert to LGF or DIE as LGF knows best.

join the minions and the hot chicks shall be yours

#41 iowahawk 9/25/2003 12:06PM

LOL, truly memorable!

I'm not a racist. I'm an infidel.

Interesting comment about agenda and support.

I wonder if the author only knows groups and agendas with some unknown supporter in the background?

Maybe the author can't comprehend people who think and act for themselves? Perhaps the author's world is framed by groupthink?

Hmm, seeing as how I'm Imperial Falconer to His Majesty Misha I, do I dare ask to see if I could get a promotion to Lizerdoid Trainer?

MonkeyPants
Imperial Falconer

P.S. Someone should point these asscrumpets over to Misha's site. Their heads would explode.

Mheh.

Ah the Cox & Forkum cartoon finally posted on the INUK site!!!! I did it twice because it didn't seem to work (sorry for clogging the server dudes). CHECK IT OUT (click the original link above)!!!!!

#163 Clutch

Min hovermaskine er fuld med åler.

Moj poduszkowiec jest pelen wegorzy.

I've these with my Little Orphan Annie decoder ring and both keep coming out "Drink More Ovaltine". Can that be right?

#179 spidly 9/25/2003 02:28PM PST
#176 Ed Moran
Not meaning to question the great lizard's plans, but why Japan?

C'mon! One simply must have the proper introductory disasters before the arrival of the biggest Lizardoid mascot of all - Godzilla!

He'll be attending the Tokyo Meetup / - Correction - he'll be stomping the living crap out of it. Note to all ZOG-members -
The Tokyo meetup is an LLL ruse.
I say again,
The Tokyo meetup is an LLL ruse.

Are they going to show the newest additions to the Lizardoid Motor Pool? Those black SUVs are awesome!

I just got mine the other day! They're eeevil.

It shall come to pass

I'nsalizard, may it be so.

All hail Charles!!!

You did it again. This is still the best (and often funniest) site on the entire web.

LGF Regulars-I read daily and rarely post. Most of you are brilliant and wonderful seekers of the TRUTH.

G-d Bless and may the force continue to be with you!

Zion Lion Red SOx fan

Required viewing:

Minigunsmoke
The Man with the Golden Minigun
Have Minigun, Will Travel
The Miniguns of Will Sonnett
My Minigun Is Quick
The Miniguns of Navarone

Here is a picture of me in Eyerock!

[Link: world.guns.ru...]

#163

Den blå hund fnyser

That burning sensation in my face is from the Pepsi which has found it's way through my nostrils and onto my keyboard,Great post.

#111 Niall:

Heh, I got the ginger reference...Harry Turtledove wrote some interesting stuff, but recently his work has been pathetic.

As for gatherings, I'm a college student without much of a travel budget at the moment. Are there any LGF'ers in the Richmond, Virginia area?

#209 spidly 9/25/2003 05:04PM PST
#163
Den blå hund fnyser

Funny (whack), now my Lizardoid Decoder Ring (whack) translates that as 'Drink more Ovaltine'

(/joke stolen from CC Senor)

To the cheese-eating surrender monkeys:

Le lézard vert coasse avec une voix rouillée à minuit pendant que les pigeons bleus volent au-dessus.

Je répète :

Le lézard vert coasse avec une voix rouillée à minuit pendant que les pigeons bleus volent au-dessus.

#209 spidly

The blue dog dinks Ovaltine?

Damn decoder ring.

Die grüne Eidechse krächzt mit einer rostigen Stimme um Mitternacht, während die blauen Tauben obenliegend fliegen.
Ich wiederhole:
Die grüne Eidechse krächzt mit einer rostigen Stimme um Mitternacht, während die blauen Tauben obenliegend fliegen.

Or even

绿色蜥蜴呱呱&# 22320;叫以生锈的 768;音在午夜当൉ 3;色鸽子飞行在 头顶上。 我重覆: 绿色蜥蜴呱呱&# 22320;叫以生锈的 768;音在午夜当൉ 3;色鸽子飞行在 头顶上。

Hey, being relatively new here, I want to join this world domination thing too.

Could someone send me the application form and orientation tape?

Do I get a cool decoder ring and uniform?

How's the Austin Chapter?

Oh great, I go off to to improve my world domination skills and no one sends me the memo! Anyway, I got this on the 19th holelesson, listen carefully.

Frogs have pockets, repeat, frogs have pockets.

They carry hand guns.

Snakes don't f*ck with them.

@71 Newbie

Hey thanks for asking new guy, let me fill you in.

Who I am:
Monkeyboy, Gentile 3rd Class. Being a Goy and not even a lizard, I don't get to be involved in the serious stuff, but I help out where I can. You know, change the plugs in the mind control ray, bury extra body parts, clean out the cages, that sort of thing.

What drives me:
The whips of my Jewish Masters (joke!) No really, its my irrational hatred of anyone poor and brown of course!

Who I am supported by:
Well they did show a big line and block chart at orientation, but I wasn't paying close attention. I work for Charles (Shiny may his scales be) and I think Scaife gives me orders through Murdoch, (or is it Rove?)
Anyway the important thing is that it all goes back to Prime Minister Sharon.

Thanks for asking! See you at the meetings!

#214 CC

snorts
**************
The Almighty Lizard King shall crush them!

#217 Ms. Andi 9/25/2003 05:20PM PST
Hey, being relatively new here, I want to join this world domination thing too.
Could someone send me the application form and orientation tape?
Do I get a cool decoder ring and uniform?

"We want... a shrubbery! "
[dramatic chord]
"You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... aliiiiive."

(and the Head of Abe Greenhouse on a Plate would be nice, too)

I love islam, my brothers a Muslim, I just think Islam must be reformed or else WWIII will never end, and I believe that any who spread fascist ideology through murder and hateful propaganda must be defeated on every level. I invite lively debate, and I think most here do the same. Baathism, Khomeinism, Islamofascism of all kinds must be confronted militarily and ideologically or, simply put, we can kiss our liberal butts goodbye.

#204 CC Senior

Oh, man, I have seen that problem before! It's because your LOA Decoder Ring is still running the beta firmware. You need to send it back to Q (no, not that Q, the OTHER Q) and get the firmware flashed to the latest release and then use this initialization string LLL-ID10TZ-BLVE-NE-THNG.

Meanwhile, think "snake", British snake, funny walk, pinin' for the fjords.

And just what the in the name of our Benevolent Leaders Blessed Green Scales about us getting Suburbans?!?! Word from Central was that they were sending us all full-boat armoured Hummers, H-1's, not them wussie H-2 mommie-mobiles. Are we still getting them with the gas cards that get paid directly by our Zionist masters? Also, I heard that we may be getting the ones that have been converted to run on jellied liberals' blood!!!

#207

Sox lead 12-2 as we speak with magic number 1!

Wind them up and watch them go. Not only did I sign up [it was the only MANLY thing to do... besides, what's Judge Dredd up to these days?]... but I wanted to chum for morlocks.

BTW, watch for "Jean Baudrillard"... and have a fun read. Join in if you so wish...

the DROLL TROLL wonders if they would treat yall so mean if the name were changed to LITTLE GREEN SOCCER BALLS or RUGGERS OF THE WORLD UNITE or THE ORDER OF THE STICKY WICKET. But then nothing goes so well with cold beef than warm whine

And just what the in the name of our Benevolent Leaders Blessed Green Scales about us getting Suburbans?!?! Word from Central was that they were sending us all full-boat armoured Hummers

That was so they would be looking for 'burbans, dummy. Sheech! Just for that, you have to ride in the Aztek.

#221 Rayra

Working on the head, though I do not own a sword. However, my Wusthof collection is pretty impressive.

I'll get back to you.

#218 reaganite,

I thought snakes ate frogs.

At least the female of the species :-P

#37 Andy P- Most of those morons could be outwitted by Wesley Crusher on a bad day.

"Our hovercraft is full of eels"

"The exquisite corpse drinks new wine."

NRO has a special on education with VDH as the first author.

[Link: ads.nationalreview.com...]

#228 Ms. Andi 9/25/2003 07:45PM PST
#221 Rayra
Working on the head, though I do not own a sword. However, my Wusthof collection is pretty impressive.
I'll get back to you.

Use a dull spoon. Make the most of the experience.

and #231 E. Brown - "Our hovercraft is full of eels" - now THAT is a direct Python steal (isn't it?).
And my decoder ring STILL translates it as "Drink More Ovaltine"

to whomever posted the c&f cartoon: perfect!

i can`t say how proud i was to see that many great posts from lgf readers on their site!

isn`t it just like an idiotarian to automatically assume that lgf is a tool of some more sinister force. "yes, that`s it! there`s a cabal behind this somewhere!" gimme a break!

people; we are fighting ignorance and fascism of exactly the kind that those people accuse us of.

please keep up the good fight.

and for laughs, don`t miss allah`s latest rant at [Link: allahakbar.blogspot.com...]

best wishes!

Charles, have you received your suitcase full of money recently? From that Indymedia page:

PS: As to whether they are backed by any organisation: as a whole, probably not. But it's a well known fact that "media" outlets such as LGF do get covert support from certain agencies because they represent a "respectable" and "independent" opinion on affairs. The suitcase full of money turning up on a doorstep isn't such a weird concept in this context. Look at the history of supporting bands, art groups, newspapers, publishers etc during the Cold War. PsyOps is alive and well and living in the blogosphere.

I have to say that my doorstep has been sadly bare of late, but perhaps our Glorious Leader has had more luck than this minion.

#236 Lizardoid Minion #32603

You didn't get it? It was on my doorstep this morning. Full of cash, and with instructions on how to print more.

#236 Lizard Minion #32603

I checked my doorstep this morning, no bag 'o money, just a stray kitten. It was delicious!

The suitcase full of money turning up on a doorstep isn't such a weird concept in this context.

Mine arrives via garbage bags full of $20 bills and 100 N.I.S. notes, dropped through the chimney.

I am trying to talk the boys into a Hurricane for Florida on Tuesday. To see if we got all the bugs out of 2003.3 version, we're going to try to hit Nova Scotia with a Cat 1 Hurricane Sunday night.

We have alerted the Canadian govt. Be aware, if we could hit the Frogophone portions of Canada, we would have just snuck it in.

[Link: www.atl.ec.gc.ca...]

That big ice storm in Montreal, that was us, BTW

I commute to London everyday. When is there a meeting? I know a few good pubs, better than going to a graphic novels store (do not say comics).

#243 Doc:
Sadly I cannot attend (being on a different continent) but have a few pints o' the dark stuff for me too.

#238 Clutch
I checked my doorstep this morning, no bag 'o money, just a stray kitten. It was delicious!

There's a guy running for premier of Ontario that was described as "Dalton McGuinty: He's an evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet".

[Link: www.canoe.ca...]

Is he one of Charles' minions? If he is, y family in Ontario would vote for him.

There's one serious flaw in this world domination gig.
Secret funding - check.
Secret support - check.
Secret handshake - check.
Secret password - check.
Black Suburbans/Aztecs - check.
Bags of money - check.
Watches synchronised - ??????

Everyone knows that if you don't synch the watches, the plan is doomed to fail. Doncha watch the movies??

#239 SoCalJustice

The suitcase full of money turning up on a doorstep isn't such a weird concept in this context.

Actually, I'm the guy who is supposed to deliver the suitcases. Its nice here in the Bahamas......

Urgent Message:

As the camel rides north, the crow flies east.

Menu for the next Houston meeting:

Corriecakes with a light oil dressing
Kittens with ginger and a Greenhouse salad

Charles, I must confess to how, I am afraid, the LLLs at Indymedia infiltrated the LGF network. I purchased what appeared to be a garden troll for a lawn decoration. The next thing I knew, my LGF VRWC Handbook for Rabid Racists was gone, along with the decoder ring. The garden troll had vanished and left dirty footprints to where I kept my handbook. I am prepared for the fate that awaits me. (Gulp)

Q: What does Abu Hamza fear more than anything?

A: Jock itch.

250th!

You all have been great. Glad I found this opportunity for merriment.

And it being at the IndyMidiot's expense is just gravy. Roast hippie gravy.