ROTFLMAO!

We are truly blessed by Cox & Forkum.

Isn't it LGF, though? (minor, minor nitpicking).

BTW, which one of us is munching on the ISM fool?

Smack !!!!!

Another home run by C&F.

Allah knew you were into the asses, Satan!

LFG is correct.

This is the forum with which we use our super Jew powers given to us by the dieties from Aidemydny.

Too damn funny! "His gamy buttocks are mine" should be on the title bar.

Congrats, Charles! Your own C& F cartoon! Cool ;)

Morlock recipes anyone? They shall taste good, I'nsalizard may it be so.

The telephone is ringing. It must be Maassssster.

That's amazing, simply amazing.

AWESOME !

Actually, in my novel The Time Machine, the "Morlocks" were a warlike race of cannibals while the peacenik pacifists were called "Eloi".

In short, you are using my terms incorrectly, but thanks for the plug anyway.

#8 spidly

Roast ISM Activist:

Tenderize activist with fork.

Marinade:

1 clove garlic
Olive oil
Salt and pepper.

Liberally rub activist with marinade. Roast on 450 for the first 15 minutes, then at 325 for 20 minutes per pound.

Serves 13 minions.

Great collaboration, Charles!

In a way I feel sorry for anyone who's new to this site and attempting to figure out WTF this is all about. Lotsa catching up to do! :-)

Meanwhile, how does one go about getting one of those cool Lizaroid hats and hi-tech communicators?

Charles,

Too cool

I am definetely laughin' my ass off over here in chilly D-town

To have a sense of humor about one's self... is a beautiful thing indeed. It's intellectual honesty; it means you understand that taking your situation seriously doesn't mean you take yourself seriously. Here's hoping the other side gains that kind of perspective.

Incredible - I love the artwork.

I am the one munching on that morlock! Morlocks taste like chicken! Mmmmm Goooood!

I like the LFG logo, very stylish.

Recipe for Fire Spit Roasted Morlock:

Take 1 Morlock - wash thoroughly with Kosher salt.
Rub down with Thyme, Garlic, Pepper, Rosemary, Kosher Salt and Pepper.

Place spiced morlock on iron spit and suspend over hot coals turning frequently for 4 hours -

Serve and enjoy.

#13:

Tenderize activist with fork

Much more efficient to tenderize with a Caterpilar bulldozer.

Exsssssselent!!

The sour pusses at IMUK removed my post with the original LFG lizardoid 'toon before the sun rose on the Thames. It was a perfect satire of their paranoid drivel. Unoffensive and lighthearted. I hoped someone there would appreciate the humor, but Nooooooooo!! I wuz censored, a chill wind blew, and all that.

Wait, I get it. They are making fun of the fact that Indymediots constantly refer to us as "LFG".

Ahhhhhh. Brain transplant occurs next week.

Why is that minion munching on the head? Doesn't he know the Peacenicius Atallcostis is renown all over the world for a lack of meaty substance in the cranial cavity? Similar in capacity to fullfill the hunger as cotton candy or chinese food.

Much more efficient to tenderize with a Caterpilar bulldozer.

Only if you're catering a large Bar Mitzvah.

Has the not-so-secret cabal meeting been held yet?

Us lizardroids in the US would like to hear how our fellow minions meeting went.

I'nshalizard!

Umm... how do I clean up a laptop display?

Hilarious, thanks C&F! But I guess the Little Futbols Green conspiracy is indeed level 5 for any newcomer...

Ahhhhhh. Brain transplant occurs next week.

Whereupon all the well-meaning Indymediots epiph and get banned for dissent.

"Little Fiendish Goofballs"

Uh, where's the cigar?

If they do an animated version, I suggest Mr. Cogswell from The Jetsons for the voice.

Considering that the tasty morlock take-down illustrated above was happening in London, clearly it's Colt & JohninLondon procuring a peacenik for Charles' pantry.

I can hear Colt munching across the Atlantic.

BTW, Thanks Charles, Cox & Forkum for dramatically improving my mood.

#18 "I am the one munching on that morlock! Morlocks taste like chicken! Mmmmm Goooood!"

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Actually, in my novel The Time Machine, the "Morlocks" were a warlike race of cannibals.

The passive victims who lived in continual danger of cannibalism were called the "Eloi."

My idea, you see, was that far in the future the human race would evolve into two different races - one race unable (or unwilling?) to defend itself, and a second group all to willing to prey on the first.

So please, read the novel before you start throwing my words around!

I have spoken about this problem (ie., the appropriation of literary coinages by non-readers) with George Orwell (also here in the afterlife) and he too is very upset by the way some of his coinages have been misappropriated and abused by people who haven't even bothered to skim, much less and digest his works.

On the other hand, if George cannot summon sufficient backbone to tell you this himself, it's not my job.

What is my job? To ask that you please use the terms "Morlocks" and "Eloi" correctly, or cease and desist from using them.

Alternately, you may write your own dystopian novel, and use your own coinages (eg., "GAZE") however you wish.

Thank you.

An incredible likeness there, eh Charles?

From my personal stash of recipes, prepared and vetted for LFG consumption:

Stuffed crust morlock- Good for the occasional late night snack.

Morlock toes- Chicken fingers, they aint. Chicken don't have fingers; and we've found that toes are more tasty.

Jack Daniels morlock- Combine two of your favorites in one heady dish.

Morlock-kebabs- for the health conscious LFGer, prepared with a dash of thyme, balsamic vinegar, and olive oil.

Morlock couscous- another light and fluffy dish (try to get extra lean Morlock for this dish or you'll have to spend more time trimming away fat)

Vegan morlock surprise- Morlock brains are surprisingly tasty, and vegetarian to boot. Vegans eat to your heart's content.

A "No Occupation" T-shirt.

LOL.

#35 SoCalJustice

I love the way the minion is grabbing the fool by his neck.

Take one morlock. Run over it till it's good and squashed. Brush the flattened morlock with melted butter and toast on a hot grill until done. Then prepare a stuffing.
To make the stuffing, gut one Arafish and put it on a rotiserie, then turn slowly over a bed of coals until done. Wrap the Arafish in the morlock then toss the disgusting mess away, and go out for a celebratory drink.

Hey Charles, why don't you market:

LFG

badges, shoulder flashes, and Super-Hero shirts for the Eloim, as pictured on the chest of the Lizard-Lord.

This is just too funny, Charles! I especially love your hat and cool hand-held communication device.

Lizardoids Fascinatedly Gaze

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Charles, how does it feel to have fame growing right under your very (green) tail?

A morlock a day . . . .

That was friggin' hilarious! I am going to print that out! OT, what does LLL stand for? I keep thinking it is Liberal Leftist Loser, it's probably close to that.

BillinDC -

Loony Liberal Left

#32

Doing a little quick research into the term "Morlock" here turns up these comments:

1
2
3

A "No Occupation" T-shirt.

At least some of these unemployed losers are honest.

Allah is once again compelled to mention what royal bullshit it is that Satan gets Cox & Forkum while Allah gets Ted Rall. Level the playing field, kufr!

Now Charles, you make sure and clean them things good. And land's sakes; cook 'em all the way through! You can get cholera and I don't know what all if ya eat 'em raw!

Charles,

How about asking Cox & Forkum to design a new LGF T-shirt?

OT

Drudge home page has the following quote from Rush Limbaugh:

LIMBAUGH: 'WE SUPPOSEDLY HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN THIS COUNTRY'

How Dixie-Chickish of him.

What next? Will he start talking about that "chill wind" blowing through America?

Very unimpressive.

Other Possible Morlock Entrees:

The Rachel Corrie variety pack:

Morlock pancakes in real maple syrup

Flounder in Morlock Sauce

Morlock and Veggie Supreme Pizza

and of course, to start the day off right there is:

New Morlock brand cereal with even more fruits, nuts and flakes!

Brahhaha! And yes, the PLOT .....THICKENS-

SoCalJustice,

Rush Limbaugh's comments were stupid and illustrate an appalling ignorance of the sport he is so lucratively paid to comment on, if nothing else. Donovan McNabb is one of the NFL's premier quarterbacks and an incredible talent, regardless of his race. Personally, I'd take him over the reckless Brett Farve anyday.

WARNING

Preparation (skinning, portioning and filleting) of Indymediot must be done under the most stringent conditions, and is best done by a trained expert with several years of experience. Just as a slip of the knife can contaminate an entire plate of puffer fish with paralytic poison, accidental puncture of the vile gland(s) will contaminate Indy flesh with an enzyme that has an effect similar to LSD.

People infected by this enzyme have been reported to engage in utopian fantasies; hold joint meetings of communists, socialists and anarchists, then complain of lack of democratic process at said meetings; defend communism as an experiment that “hasn’t been done correctly yet”; and of course, dozer diving.

Of course, after proper butchering, the meat can be served raw or presented in your favorite recipe.

(#51) Dirk Diggler:

I agree, except that Brett Favre in his prime was simply awesome. But comparing them today, I'd take McNabb in a heartbeat.

But if that quote Drudge has is correct, Rush's post-incident comments are just as stupid as his theory about McNabb.

What, no matzoh? No hamentaschen? Everyone knows that we can't ingest out enemies unless they've been transformed into tasty holiday baked goods.

I see the cartoon is signed Johnson, Cox and Forkum. Are you an artist Charles?

The next one should be of Charles picking his fangs with a bone and emitting a loud, satisfied belch.

LOL

By the way, LGF is the way you would do a monogram for Little Green Footballs. The last initial is in the center and larger than the other two.

I agreed with Rush's comments in principle. Even sports is not immune to the multi-culti social engineering that the Leftist Political Front is trying to push on us, ie. demand for more black head coaches and quarterbacks in college/NFL football, regardless of whether they can produce or not.

Where he totally fudged up is criticizing McNabb. Talk all you want about McNabb's mechanics and stats, but all he does is win. Two NFC title appearances in two years, he must be doing something right. Now, if he repeatedly goes to NFC title games but can't win the big one, then comparisons to Dan Marino and Vinny Testevarde are gonna start to creep up on him (McNabb can't win the BIG GAME, yada yada yada). But for a guy who's been in the league such a short time, he's doing well.

Rush probably would have been better off with an example such as Akili Smith or Charlie Batch. Smith was a total flop, and Batch never impressed me.

8 spidly

Morlock recipes anyone?

Braised Morlock
1. Wash and clean 1 medium sized morlock (remove foreskin, feed to pigs)
2. Chop into bite size pieces.
3. Sprinkle *liberally* with kosher salt. (liberally, get it?)
4. Saute in 2 cups of fresh SHMALTZ until
browned.
5. Remove to heavy baking dish. Warning: Do not use 'Le Creuset.' Remember the French boycott?
My advice: re-gift them to your cleaning ladies as a X-mas present or donate them to the Shul Second Best Sale.
6. Bake until tender.
7. Throw in garbage or feed to pigs.

...the question remains what is worse: a full-blown morlock with an "OIL=EVIL" tattoo on his ass, or a semi-morlock according to whom the truth is different from what is reported by those armchair pundits? Time will tell...

Donovan McNabb is black? Who knew?

I heard Randall Cunningham was black, too, and we here pinned our hopes on him as well. I'm pretty sure it was because we LIKE TO WIN FOOTBALL GAMES, though.

littleoldladyfromphiladelphia

As a devout Lizardoid, I may be out of line, but why must we keep ingesting these morlocks? Honestly, they have the nutritional value of head lettuce, absolutely no protein, and taste like watered down, well...water.

If world domination is our goal, well rounded meals would be a good idea.

(#58) Jetstorm:

And Rush is entitled to his opinion (on McNabb or anything else), as are you.

So the second place Rush "totally fudged" is whining about free speech when people jumped on him for his comments.

This is no more a free speech issue than was Natalie Manes saying she was embarrassed to be from Texas.

#45 Allah.

Allah is once again compelled to mention what royal bullshit it is that Satan gets Cox & Forkum while Allah gets Ted Rall. Level the playing field, kufr!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Life sucks, but, hey!, you made it right?

Oh, may this kufr point out to Allah that his link to "PDM, the scourge of Latuff" doesn't work?

{scurrying away from the anticipated lightning blasts, freezing blood and so on}

Re: #12, #32 HG Wells

Yes, his Morlocks were underground monsters, while the Eloi were the peaceful sheep the Morlocks raised for slaughter.

Since the Morlocks of Indymedia often cherish their progressive, "underground" heritage, and usually promote policies and governments that in the past century have led to (depending on the body count) hundreds of millions of innocent deaths for their own aggrandizement, I believe the use of the name is apt.

Also, if I recall correctly (or was it just in the movie?), Morlocks couldn't stand the sunlight. Indymedia also can't take the light (or heat).

Shine on, LFG. :)

How about some morlocks with a side dish of (Ara)fish?

Oh, may this kufr point out to Allah that his link to "PDM, the scourge of Latuff" doesn't work?

That is because PDM has failed to provide Allah with a link--a decision for which he shall pay dearly when he appears before Allah to receive his virgins.

I did my part today to piss off the morlocks on Indymedia SF. I am Californican and voiced my comments on a certain Bustamante ad

Warning: if you are offended by the liberal use of the F word, dont link...Beware! sarcasm ahead...

SCJ Re: #64

That's a big 10-4, Breaker 19. Rush is a big boy, though, and he can handle himself in a mudslinging contest. He's just racheting up the rhetoric a little bit, IMHO.

It's like Charlie Daniels said in an interview with Bill O'Reilly, after he had explained that the Dixie Chicks had every right to say what they said, and all sane, rational Americans had every right to vehemently disagree with them and not listen to their music anymore:

"In this country you CAN say whatever you want. But once it's out of your mouth, you've got to live with it," (it being the consequences).

Hey! That wasn't bad at all!

Joel #67 -

That would be... ummm... quite a pungent dish, shall we say?

It would take a month to get the odor out of the kitchen.

#61 - Rayra -

Since their bathing routine is usually lacking, they make GREAT salt-licks.

ROTFLMAO!! :D

#68 Allah: You mean virgin raisins.

#69 That was fun I must say. I wonder how fast it will be censored?

Charles: Have you ever thought about having a daily "watercooler" post so all the OT stuff can blossom?

# 63 FreakyBoy

Morlocks are easier than noodling

Catfish are smarter!

axiom,

Do you mean a LGF chat room in which Charles won't have to worry about wasted space with unrelated talk that won't be saved permanently like the rest?

#77 rusta 

Re: Morlocks: I know, but this diet makes me feel so rundown and forces me to take supplemental vitamins.

Re: Smart Catfish: Another diabolical plan! When do unleash them?

#78 MG lazer

Yea, that sounds about what I was thinking.

...but we should not underestimate the Morlocks. For example, if we look at some Morlock Members, we have Caliban, who is a mixture of Cannibal and Taliban. Further, there is this Mole, who has the

ability to create holes in objects and then re-seal them once he passes through,

which obviously refers to Morlock heads. a more typical example is Brain Cell, who is

telepathically linked to all other Morlocks.

It's their only braincell, obviously. And the tastiest one is certainly Chicken Claws, although he is barely more than wings and claws.

It must be quite fun to be a morlock...

axiom,

I don't think you need charles for that

I am sure there are ways in which you can use a third party tool to freely invite LGFers to chat while viewing the site in two separate windows out there

Google it

Wonderful stuff.

Ages ago Frank IBC made a "gamy buttocks" comment that still makes me chuckle.

C&F are superstars. Must remember to buy their book one of these days.

#68 Allah,

Do you really think you can lure us jews with your offer of virgins? Don't you know that jews control the world with sex?(sign me up).

Ha! 72 virgins dressed in white, how BORING, Satan has promised me 72 hot wenches in flaming red taffeta. Much more exciting.

End Raci$m Now

No Blood For Oil

Eet Mor Chikin

"There seemed to be no indication of their actual agenda from their web site either."

Still got them fooled, don't you

#53 SoCalJustice & #51 Dirk Diggler

Listen, if Charles Lord Barkley had made that same comment, we all'd just be nodding sagely and saying, "Yeah, McNabb's second rate" (second-rate in the NFL is STILL really damn good) The defense has carried the team. Remember opening night against the Bucs?

Rush says it and everyone who's been waiting for him to fuck up pounces.

Now Vick was doing great and seeming to come into his own this year before the leg, and McNair is plugging along as well as anybody, but they're not putting up Plummer or Manning numbers. That's a fact.

Was Rush boneheaded and walking right into a trap? Yep, but he's still right.

LMAO at rayra's salt-lick comment...
Did you guys notice Charles is credited too? "Johnson, Cox & Forkum". COOOOL!!

Haha, this Stalinmedia post made me laugh.
[Link: rockymountain.indymedia.org...]

#83 Wild Justice

Actually, I really hope that they come out with some more t-shirts. Nothing like advertising to the LLL and watching them seethe with hatred. ;-)

The best part about being a lizardoid minion: the really cool hats we get to wear. :-)

Thanks Cox & Forkum.

OT,

The AP actually wrote something about the Western Wall and Israel that was not critical of Israel!

Letters to G-d End Up at Western Wall

(#87) hobgoblin:

double standard != "free speech" issue

African American comedians make fun of White people all the time - for some, it's their whole routine. It's not as easy for a White comedian to make fun of African Americans.

That's a double standard, but has nothing to do with free speech.

That's all I'm saying. If Rush wants to complain about societal double standards, fine - but about free speech? I wish he didn't go there.

Who said the Joooos don't control the world media?

SoCal

On the free speech tip---agreed

OT: point me towards a good link with Koran quotes if you please.

I have a nonbeliever friend who still thinks that Bin Laden "corrupted" the core beliefs of Islam. I'd like to show him the actual verbage.

thanks

Ok, if I am one of the minions, I'm the one who isn't licking the unwashed hippy.

# 79 FreakyBoy

Release the hounds...err...
Catfish

eww Wash the morlock before you eat them.

#96 newname

you could probably find some of what you are looking for here -

Embracing Islam

#96 newname,

Some interesting stuff on the Koran and Islam can be found at hindu unity.

I recognize our Fearless Leader (shiny and green may his scales be!) but who are the other two minions? reganite? mr. pol? Ed-many-names? Iron Fist? Colt? Who? Who? (Who blowed up da owl?) They are definitly male minions, so I know it can't be zulubaby or mommydoc or Celissa or Stormi or....

Are those bugs flyin' 'round the morlock's head? Could one of them be hans ze beeman?

#102

Uhh, that didn't work well (my faux-Roman name got truncated, Burnus Outis Declutchus; maybe I should just be Poppus DeClutch Ann Burnrubberus).

OT

Speaking of Nazis and Jew-baters=Jew haters

Here's what a high school in Dallas did.

[Link: www.theparisnews.com...]

DALLAS -- A high school band director has apologized for a halftime performance that included "Deutschland Uber Alles," the anthem closely associated with Adolf Hitler, and a student running across the field with a Nazi flag.

The Director then said it was bad timing because it was the Jewish New Year.

Meaning there is a “good” time to wave the NAZI flag in America?

#104 So?

WTF were they doing "commemorating" the goddamn Nazis' role in WW2?

HG or should I call you Mr. Wells,

Loved the movie, never read the book. (The first movie, of course! The remake was a dud!

I'm getting addicted to LGF and this kind of stuff only makes things worse. I used to have a sense of humor: humane, gentle. I'm ruined now for life. And those voices in my head: bwa haaaa haaa!!! (ps: thanks!!)

Colt,

Beats me, read article. There's another on Drudge site

When cooking Morlocks, be sure to let them simmer in their own joooooooooooooooses.

Also, they keep yelling "No blood for oil!" as I stuff them in the pot. What is the current blood-for-oil exchange rate? I have several gallons of the stuff saved up and I need to get some oil for my Lizardmobile. Thanksssssss!

Kirk

“The show all along was intended to honor veterans of World War II. It was very patriotic in nature. Our intent was certainly honorable, but we made a mistake. We didn’t know that it was a Jewish holiday, and we didn’t intend on the negative reaction. It was just for historical purposes only and wasn’t created to offend anyone, only to honor the veterans of World War II.

“It wasn’t that we were condoning what happened during that war, but to be historically accurate, you have to include it,” Grissom said of his reasoning to include the Nazi flag.

How stupid is this person?!

#104
It was actually in Paris(!), Texas; some distance from Dallas. Perhaps they will rename it Vichy.

#104
they need to give a good firm bitch slap to the kid and the teacher. Ear ringing slap.

#2 Yair and later

Sorry to have come late to this thread. About the initials on the diamond-shaped patches in the cartoon: it's common practice in monogramming towels, sheets, tote bags, etc. to put the person's last initial in the center and slightly larger than the other two, particularly when the initials are arranged in a diamond pattern. I'm not sure when that custom got started, but it's still listed as an option by both Lands' End and LL Bean on their customer service pages. Not trying to be pedantic-- just remembered that this question came up on an earlier thread about a C & F cartoon. Maybe it's C & F's way of saying that Charles knows how to do things with style!

113 Connecticut Yankee

The "LFG" is not a monogram. The original indymedia thread that this all started from was filled with illiterate morons who couldn't even get the three initials correct. It's nothing but a play on their stupidity. C&F were well aware why they put it LFG instead of LGF.

New Whittle essay! Power.

#114 reaganite

Is there a link to that indymedia thread? Maybe Charles should have some kind of historical archive along with the faqs-- so that the background info is there for relative newcomers. In any case, it was still clever of C & F to use a diamond monogram to spoof the L3s-- makes the joke even better, IMO.

#116 Connecticut Yankee

Charles has a link at the top of this thread, see " the terrible truth" it should have the link to the morlocks.

Newcomers who didn't follow the C&F link or who did but didn't nose around their page alot should note that this is by no means the first C&F cartoon dedicated to LFG. Others are listed on the right-hand side under "OTHER C&F ART."

My personal fav is Troll vs Facts.

#117 reaganite

Thanks-- didn't know the folks at indymedia were dyslexic in addition to being terminal cases of recto-cranial inversion.

Renna-thanks! I'd seen all of them except Troll vs Facts-no clue how I managed to miss that one.

#43

Your "research" is wrong. I wrote "The Time Machine," not this "Jules Verne" fellow.

I see your links go elsewhere within LGF. Hardly a way to research a possible misappropriation - a recursive search through the source of the original error!

There is a good article about the movie adaptation of my novel here - since it's by John Derbyshire of NRO, and not those communist 5-columnists at Time magazine, Reuters, or the NYT, you may be more inclined to grant it more credibility:

[Link: olimu.com...]

"H.G. Wells’s novel The Time Machine is the greatest of all works of pure science fiction. I read it at age eleven, when I knew little and cared less about the organization of society, and had no patience with preachers of any sort. I fell in love with the book at once. I can still remember its precise position on the shelf in my school library, the color of its binding, and of course the opening sentence: “The Time Traveler (for so it will be convenient to speak of him) was expounding a recondite matter to us...” I have just read it through again, on the Project Gutenberg database. It is a beautiful, beautiful book. At the time I read it, I was so taken by it that I went on a Wells binge, sucking in even those novels of his that were in fact written to make a social point — even The Passionate Friends, which for a time I believed must surely hold the key to all the great mysteries of adult life, but coded in some way inaccessible to me. (Vladimir Nabokov, who knew a thing or two about literature, thought highly of The Passionate Friends.)

The Time Machine is a rather obvious candidate for misinterpretation. The Time Traveler — in one of those touches that make Wells’s early stories glow with creative genius, we never know his name — goes off to the year A.D. 802,701. He finds that the human race has separated into two species: the frivolous, elfin Eloi, who live on the surface of the earth and occupy themselves in childish play, and the Morlocks, a subterranean race of lemur-like creatures, tending the machinery that provides for the needs of the Eloi — not entirely from disinterested motives, as the Eloi constitute their principal food group. Obviously a scathing comment on class relations in late-Victorian England... except that the novel shows no trace of a “position” on this issue, no particular sympathy for either Eloi or Morlock — the Time Traveler comes to regard both with disgust, though the disgusts are of different kinds — and does not take the idea anywhere. It is just something Wells came up with when he tried to imagine what life would be like in the distant future."

There's a much cruder cartoon featuring Arafat and Sharon over at Merde in France. (The French seem to have an abysmally low standard when it comes to drawing these things.)

[Link: www.merdeinfrance.blogspot.com...]

#37

"Take one morlock. Run over it till it's good and squashed. Brush the flattened morlock with melted butter and toast on a hot grill until done. Then prepare a stuffing."

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Typical. Your comments show a complete misunderstanding of my work.

Again, the "Morlocks" were cannibals, while the Eloi were pacifists!

As an aside, I should add that if you fantasize about dining on human flash, particularly the flesh of left-leaning peaceniks, then it would be far more appropriate for you to style yourself a "Morlock."

To claim otherwise betrays nothing more than a perverse refusal to understand my novel, or even worse, a deliberate attempt to "re-imagine" its meaning in the postmodern fashion.

The truth about the connection between Saddam and Osama revealed here EXCLUSIVELY (unless you've been to the grocery store recently).

OT:

Dunno if this was posted before or making the rounds on the Internet:

Asking a retired US Army Sergent to translate your anti-American slogans - PRICELESS

JG

So? (#104)

Yahoo! filed that one under Oddly Enough. Oddly enough, my ass. Disgraceful!

Oh Lizard Master, our plans to bring a Hurricane to Florida this week are coming to fruition

The recon has found a lower pressure ( 1005 mb), 65 mph flight level winds ( about 50 miles/hr) and a warm core ( 25C at 355 M)
I am gaining confidence this will either be named Tropical Storm Larry or Subtropical Storm Larry in the next half hour.

Ed

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#127 JG

That was photoshopped (duh).

Ed Moran:

Tropical storm Moe forming in the shape of a ballpeen hammer to the Southeast of Larry, just as planned.

More from HQ later.

#129 Ed Moran

Since your dagblasted tinkering with that Lizardoid Weather Control Apparatus wrecked my vacation to Outer Banks, NC can we PLEASE leave the west coast (specifically Las Vegas) alone for about a month or so. Please please. I know you are on a time line to get it done for the Great One, but just this once let a man lose his shirt in peace.

And yet another weather request:

Access codeword: Bovinacious

Trajectory: Flattulus Maximus 69

Reason for request: Long anticipated white-water rafting trip on the Gauley river this weekend.

Anticipated repurcussions: Whining, seething, ect.

And BTW Great cartoon!

To H.G. Wells:

While on a superficial level we might seem like we are violating your intent behind the Morlok and Eloi races, a closer inspection reveals why we choose the term "Morlock" for the LLLs.

Morlocks are loathesome subterranean creatures who cannot bear the light of day, scurrying sporadically to the surface to feed and quickly retreat.

The Morlocks need the Eloi for their continued survival. Though they consume the Eloi, if the Morlocks were ever to destroy the entire Eloi population then the Morlocks, unable to fend for themselves, would helplessly succumb to the real-world consequence of starvation.

The Eloi, despite being pacificsts and sticklers to tradition and superstition, were social beings capable of developing and maintaining a rich culture. While the Morlocks in your novel possessed a superficial form of intelligence that made them good at puzzles and engineering tasks, they were generally mindless, ravenous creatures whose ability to communicate, cooperate, and form societies was little more advanced that of a wolf pack.

Therefore, the minions of the LLL are more akin to Morlocks than to Eloi.

Again, the "Morlocks" were cannibals, while the Eloi were pacifists!

We know. Who says you can't eat a cannibal and who says we think we are the Eloi? As for the IndyIdiots bring the Eloi, the "peace" activists and "pacifists" have proven time and again that they are not for peace (as they support the ones who both start the war and keep it going daily), neither are they pacifists (as they have no problem engaging in violence and destruction when it is against America or free markets.) Therefore they best fit the description of the Morlocks.

Next week: Indymedia: Star-Bellied Sneetches or Sneetches-Without-Stars-Upon-Thars?

Ok, ok a bit off topic: RightWingNews has compiled a new list (since January) of the 125 most popular political sites on the web. The Lizardoid Dominion is now #55 on the list, having moved up an astounding 17,000 places since January. Charles, you seem to be doing something right. (or maybe we just love the BWAHAHA)

#13 Yair

"Tenderize activist with fork.

Marinade:

1 clove garlic
Olive oil
Salt and pepper.

Liberally rub activist with marinade. Roast on 450 for the first 15 minutes, then at 325 for 20 minutes per pound."

Sounds like a recipe that ruins a perfectly good Marinade. :-)

OT: Israel dismisses "biased" UN report on security fence

A United Nations report that calls Israel's security fence "an unlawful act of annexation" is being dismissed by Israel as "biased and one-sided."

The report, released on Tuesday in Geneva, was written after a week-long visit to the West Bank in June by the UN's 'Special Rapporteur for the Occupied Palestinian Territories of the Commission on Human Rights,' South African law professor John Dugard.

...Last year, Dugard's released a report on the humanitarian situation in the West Bank and Gaza that blamed Palestinian suicide attacks on Israel's response to terrorism. At the time, the Foreign Ministry's legal advisor Alan Baker called on the UN Human Rights Commission to review Dugard's appointment.

96
newname

Islam Q & A i-- [Link: 63.175.194.25...]

But this is a good one with an index for topics for specific subjects:[Link: answering-islam.org.uk...]

For example –Jizya

JIZYA
The poll-tax or rather "protection money" that has to be paid by the DHIMMIS under Islamic rule:

Fight those who believe not in Allah and the Last Day and do not forbid what Allah and his messenger have forbidden - such men as practise not the religion of truth, being of those who have been given the book - until they pay the tribute out of hand and have been humbled (humiliated). Surah al-Baqara 9:29

#134

The Morlocks need the Eloi for their continued survival.

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And vice versa. The Eloi were able to enjoy relatively frivolous, effortless and carefree lives precisely because the hard work of the Morlocks sustained the existence of both races.

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Though they consume the Eloi, if the Morlocks were ever to destroy the entire Eloi population then the Morlocks, unable to fend for themselves, would helplessly succumb to the real-world consequence of starvation.

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In much the same way, if we humans were to consume the entire chicken, cattle, pig and fish-farm populations, we too might starve.

We do depend on our livestock, much as the Morlocks depended on the Eloi.

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The Eloi, despite being pacificsts and sticklers to tradition and superstition, were social beings capable of developing and maintaining a rich culture.

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Nonsense. The Eloi were idlers, star-struck dandies, slackers, living in a sort of infantile trance. Remember when one of the Eloi drowned? The rest simply gazed in wonder and allowed their compatriot to die - the thought of actually lifting a finger to save their fellow Eloi, and so risk drowning, effort, inconvenience themselves, was simply too much even to contemplate.

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While the Morlocks in your novel possessed a superficial form of intelligence that made them good at puzzles and engineering tasks,

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Superficial? If it wasn't for the Morlocks, the Eloi would have become extinct!

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they were generally mindless, ravenous creatures whose ability to communicate, cooperate, and form societies was little more advanced that of a wolf pack.

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They were able to enslave another race and use it as a food source, all while doing the requisite work to support and maintain their own race as well.

The Morlocks, as a more technologically advanced race, were at the top of the food chain. The Eloi were simply passive food.

It is in the interest of the top predator to ensure that the food supply neither suffers nor dreams of escape.

OFF TOPIC

I saw this in an AP report ...

"Palestinian security officials said Israeli undercover
troops opened fire without provocation on Badawi
outside the camp's sports club ..."

Sports Club? A refugee camp has a SPORTS CLUB?

And the terrorist lovers say that Israel making
Judea, Samaria and Gaza District into a Nazi
concentration camp?

Did Birkenau have a SPORTS CLUB?

#140 HG,

Perhaps the Indymediots are Eloi, that are serving the arab morlocks.

Cause when you think about it, the Indymediots are generally "pacifist", but the arabs they support are whore mongering, oh I mean war mongering psychopaths.

Completely OT (and a funny topic it is, too!), but....

Kuwait foils smuggling of chemicals, bio warheads from Iraq

What? I thought that Iraq never HAD any weapons of mass destruction?? I guess I should stop relying on ABCNNBCBS for all my news!

#44, Jax:

ROFL!

There's an interesting little report popping up in the Hindustan Times, out of Kuwait, that Kuwaiti cops have arrested some guys who were smuggling $60 million worth of chemical stuff and biological warheads from Kuwait into an "unnamed European country'.

I hope we hear more about this later. The link is on lucianne.com

Anyone got a recipe for a really rich chocolate morlock pudding?

(Saliva drips from the two fangs protruding from green lower lips...)

And can the morlock part of the recipe be optional, please?

#135

We know.Who says you can't eat a cannibal and who says we think we are the Eloi?

In my novel "The Time Machine," the Morlocks are technologically superior predators while the Eloi are pacifist daydreamers - glorified livestock.

Nobody says you can't "eat a cannibal," of course.

Widespread cannibalism among our ancestors may have transferred genes to some modern humans which provide protection against so-called prion ailments, such as Creutzfeld Jacob disease, the human variant of "mad cow disease".

The University College of London Science journal has published a study this revealing that some of our prehistoric ancestors are believed to have been frequent consumers of human flesh, which can spread "prion" diseases.

The practice of cannibalism was widespread, and "not just some rarity that happened in New Guinea", study author John Collinge said.

This meant that natural selection allowed the spread of mutant versions of the prion protein genes, which would have given prehistoric humans a better chance of surviving prion disease epidemics.

"What we are showing here is evidence that selection for these polymorphisms (mutations) has been widespread or happened very early in the evolution of modern humans, before human beings spread all over the planet," Mr Collinge said.

[Link: www.abc.net.au...]

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As for the IndyIdiots bring the Eloi, the "peace" activists and "pacifists" have proven time and again that they are not for peace (as they support the ones who both start the war and keep it going daily)

I don't know any pacifists who supported the war against Iraq. I take it you mean that they are unwittingly supporting the enemies of civilization? Of course. In my novel, the Eloi too are frivolous, oblivious to the real world, unwilling to fight even to defend themselves, etc.

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Therefore they best fit the description of the Morlocks.

Nonsense. Stop mischaracterizing my work and read it instead.

If you follow the link to the Hindustan Times, they also have this bit of good news: Instead of it being only 1 PIJ leader captured and one killed, it turns out that it was 1 killed and 14 captured.

Maybe the lizardoid army should consider feasting on Cruz Bustamante's sister-- you know, in the state where they have people from every planet on earth. This little tidbit is from the San Francisco Chronicle:

Quote:

SISTER ACT: Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante isn't the only rising star in his family -- his 39-year-old sister, Nao Bustamante, is making news for herself as well, as an avant-garde performance artist.

Her more notable performances include:

-- Wrapping herself in clear packing tape and emptying an entire can of hair spray into her hair while perched atop a 15-foot ladder.

-- Exploring the pop cultural relations between Mexico and the United States by traveling to fast-food restaurants dressed up as Ronaldo McDonald.

-- Strapping on burrito-dildos, upon which white males feast in an absolution ceremony for 500 years of colonial guilt.

Vegan burritos only -- no meat.

/end quote

Link: [Link: www.sfgate.com...]

Doesn't say who gets her gamy buttocks, unfortunately.

#148 Ariel,

I was quite disspointed that the hindustan times referred to them as "leaders" and not as "terrorists" like they have in the past.

Somewhere I read that our Great Green Leader and His minions are "cannibalistic" in regards to consuming morlocks. Uhhh, the last time I checked, morlocks are a different species than our mighty Lizard race of beings, so it ain't cannibalism! Duh...

Two cannibals, eating Jerry Seinfeld; first one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

#92 Yuvalien

"We have hundreds and thousands of letters sent to either God or Jesus Christ and for some unknown reason they all come to Jerusalem," said Yitzhak Rabihiya, a postal spokesman. "Dear Sir," begins one letter whose address reads "God of Israel" and whose request is for assistance landing a job as a bulldozer driver.

Am I the only one that followed that link?ROTFL

#151

You're correct, of course. Cannibalism can only take place within one species, not between two different species (such as the Morlocks and the Eloi).

Mea Culpa.

As a side note, where does the LGF "Lizardoid" self-designation come from?

Is this some sort of reference to the reptilian brain?

The reptilian brain, the first highly complex neural bundle to appear in evolutionary history, supports the basic physiological functions; circulation, respiration, digestion, elimination. It is also involved in mating and territorial behavior; pecking order, defense, aggression and the emotions of anger and fear. In the human being it sits atop the spinal cord and while it has evolved from its original form in lizards and snakes it performs similar functions while at the same time communicating with the two subsequently developing brains, the limbic and the neocortical.

[Link: www.emotional-literacy.com...]

#152, Mike M

I noticed that too!

#151 Clutch,

....does this taste funny to you?......

Funny how? (hahaha)

Mmm, I guess I'm just a little worried about what sort of visitors we'll be having, now that the search term "gamy buttocks" leads one to LGF... (sorry, LFG)

By the way, I want a drumstick.

Thanks everybody!! Allen and I dig the savvy vibe y'all promote. As long as y'all are craving whacky. gin-fueled, ink-derived lunges into surreal cross-species humor....WE ARE GOOD TO GO.

p.s....Doing some LIZARDOID SHIRTS would be the cooooolest.

RUMP ROAST ANYONE?

#156 cox:

Doing some LIZARDOID SHIRTS would be the cooooolest.

In fact I was just over at your site, chuckling at the "Celebrate Diversity" T-shirt. A C&F/LGF tee would be, just, ahhh, I have no words...

"My dad became a Lizardoid Minion, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"

You always were naive about the Reds, H.G.

Consider:

The morlocks lived underground; the indymediots refer to themselves as an underground.

The morlocks had technology; indymediocy is based on this marvelous 21st century "internet" contraption (even though their server seems to be powered by 12 volt organic solar-cells hung from the roof of the unabomber's outhouse).

The morlocks preyed on vapid and intellectually defenseless eloi, the indymediots prey on vapid and intellectually defenseless college students.

The morlocks hated the light of day, the indymediots hate the Enlightenment.

The morlocks butchered their victims, the indymediots support Muslim butchers.

The morlocks were of proletarian descent, the indymediots claim to speak for the proletariat.

The morlocks lived on eloi flesh; indymediots live on similarly repulsive fare like kit-kat bars and patchouli oil.

Identifying them as morlocks does not imply that we are the eloi; far from it.
LGFers are to morlocks as morlocks are to eloi.

Re #159- I LIKE KIT-KAT BARS!

#127 - JG -

I was crying, and now my stomach hurts. Whoo boy, that was funny!!

[Demonic laughter]

I want his liver, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti :-)

I’ll let someone else eat the chitlins.

:-P

Dudes, Florida is doomed!!!!!!!

I have no clue why NHC didn't name a warm core cyclone with 60 mph winds at least a Subtropical Storm at 4 pm today, but the end game remains the same, Gulf Rig Evac upgraded to FAIR !!!!

WONT41 KNHC 012230
DSAAT
SPECIAL TROPICAL DISTURBANCE STATEMENT
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
630 PM EDT WED OCT 1 2003

DATA FROM THE RECONNAISSANCE AIRCRAFT INVESTIGATING THE AREA OF LOW
PRESSURE IN THE SOUTHWESTERN GULF OF MEXICO INDICATE THAT THE LOW
HAS LITTLE FRONTAL STRUCTURE REMAINING...AND THEREFORE THE LOW IS
BEING UPGRADED TO TROPICAL STORM LARRY. A SPECIAL ADVISORY ON
TROPICAL STORM LARRY WILL BE ISSUED WITHIN THE NEXT HOUR OR SO.

FORECASTER FRANKLIN

Morlock breast with pea pods and black bean sauce anyone?

OT:

New Brain Terminal video

Not sure if this was posted earlier.

#127 JG- that is just too damn funny! Thanks for sharing. I've forwarded it to Emperor Misha for his (and hopefully the Empire's) enjoyment.

I followed #92 OT link about the letters to God that end up in Jerusalem and just about fell off my chair as I read:

"Dear Sir," begins one letter whose address reads "God of Israel" and whose request is for assistance landing a job as a bulldozer driver.

Is it me or is that just way too funny?

I have a bone to pick with the Many Faces of Ed Moran. Damnit, it's cold here in the upper Midwest - you're f'ing up big time, Mr!

Please don't overdo the Morlock munching, because it's a known fact that too much Morlock has the same effect as eating a head of cabbage or a can of beans. They're filled with so much hot air that overingestion of an LLL may lead to embarassment at work tomorrow.

Eric Blair,

It would seem our pedantic HG Wells impersonator has no sense of humor.

We are mocking the simple minded scheming fools that like to style themselves as an "underground movement", and that they are fond of accusing us of being blood-thirsty reptilian monsters.

I believe they got that part came from unfunny comedienne Janine Garafalo's astounding discovery that in the dictionary, "republican" comes just before "repugnant" and "reptile".

BTW, it is remarkable that a century-old sci-fi novel is still such a good read. As a general rule, nothing seems so dated as the previous generation's vision of the future.

Donna V.,

They're filled with so much hot air that overingestion of an LLL may lead to embarassment at work tomorrow.

Thank God I work at home.

Unfortunately, I work too close to the fridge: I have decided that the combination of quitting smoking and working from home have some rather "unfortunate" consequences...

#157 JamesW

Okay, but no chuck roast, or someone will take a bite out of your ass.

171 Spiney Norman:

Congrats on quitting smoking! That's a tough one. In your case, you're entitled to eat all the Morlock you want - just go light on the mayo.

Why not have the morlock's gamy buttucks in a French dish? (especially if he's French) Perhaps a coubiliac. I would imagine the gamy buttocks wraped in a brioche pastry with a beurre blanc sauce and a side of steamed ISM toes a gastronomic feast. Bon Appetite!

#171 Spiny Norman:

Congrats on quitting! If you need some support staying quit, try the WhyQuit site.

It seems like a number of LGFers have recently quit or are thinking about it. Maybe they should form a support group.

BTW, to head off your question: no, I never smoked myself, at least not actively. However, I grew up a passive smoker since my mother wouldn't even tell us how many packs a day she smoked. She still smokes on the sly and will probably continue to do so until she finally succumbs to emphysema (only 2% more of her lung function to go and then she's there). So the whole smoking topic is a bit personal to me, and I'm thrilled when people quit--especially people I care for.

Charles, it seems that someone is yet again posting your articles on Indymedia with the implication that it's you. You're probably already on top of this, but I thought I'd mention it.
[Link: www.indymedia.org...]

Donna V., cba,

Thankee muchly. :^)

Honestly, quitting was pretty easy... this time. Not like the first time I tried, about 4 years ago. I just didn't have any desire for cigarettes anymore. I just got to the point where I couldn't stand the smell or the taste of them. I only had nicotine cravings for a couple of weeks, and that was it. It's been about 8 months now.

Spiny Norman: Good for you for kicking the nails! My Dad dropped 2 packs of Pall Mall Red down the trachea for 40+ years; I can't express how I mourned when he died of cancer at age 57.

It's tough, but you can do it.

Back to the thread:

This reminds me of the recipe for planked Cal-Sag carp from my yout':

-Fillet one carp, preferably caught near the Laflin Street
storm drain.
-Get a cedar plank, about 4" by 12" by 3/4".
-Cover the plank with sliced onions, chopped garlic, minced celery, chopped oregano and parsley, thin sliced tomato and zucchini, chopped red and green pepper, drizzle with olive oil, and sprinkle with salt, pepper, and paprika.
-Arrange carp fillets on vegetables and brush with melted butter.
-Bake at 450 degrees until fish is flaky.
-Throw away the carp and eat the plank.

#70 Spiny Norman:

-Julia Roberts, the (as Tim Blair puts it) duck-faced actress, has also spewed out the Republican-reptile-repugnant routine.

"America's sweetheart" can bite my schween.

#178 blammo:
Hugs.

So you understand my crusade (you should excuse the expression).

#181 cba: I like a hug as much as the next guy, know what I mean, know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge.

Seriously, I was 22 years old, and he died in my arms at the hospital. I myself will smoke an occasional cigar, but cigarettes are like huffing off a roofer's tar bucket.
And I swear that the enjoyment comes after the addiction, so why start?

Plus, a recording of a long term smoker coughing his lungs out in the morning....... well, enough said.

159, 170 etc.

It has always struck me as the height of arrogance to claim to know what the author "really meant" without a record of some sort from the author to back up a claim.
That being said, I'd always kind of hoped to already be somewhere besides haunting chat rooms over 50 years after I died.

BTW, Spiny, Have you read Paris in the Twentieth Century by Verne? It's... somewhat creepy, in how close to the mark it was, written a century earlier.

OT I guess: "The Time Machine" was one of my first boyhood science fiction reads. The part I remember best is not the Morlock/Eloi conflict (labor vs. capital?)but the Time Traveler's voyage to the end of Time and a dying Earth. Wells wrote a number of stories that were made into movies of mixed quality: "The War of the Worlds", "The Island of Dr. Moreau", "The Invisible Man", "The Shape of Things to Come", etc. He's still a good read.

Meanwhile, we're expecting frost tonight in the benighted suburbs of Milwaukee. Winter's coming Donna V.

OT:
vote in Dilbert's Weasel poll. Please, 'cause it was
sent to a group who are definitely not going to vote
for Chirac.
[Link: www.dilbert.com...]

Gee - they have Latuff and we get Cox and Forkum. Who do you think wins that one eh?

#2   Yair 

The LFG arose from the dyslexic Indymediots. It's another (semi) subtle slam on the goofballs.

#125   HG Wells

And you obviously don't understand that the IndyMediot types are hardly pacificists. Most of their demonstrations end in violence of one kind of another. At a guess, their most recent Hollywood demonstration probably lead to the anti-semitic, neo-nazi grafitti spray painted throughout Beverly Hills.

Additionally, the Indymediot types typically idolize those who could, at a stretch, be charcterized as cannibals. (Stalin, Castro, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Mihn) Mass murderers at the very least. Beginning to sound like your Morlocks now?

Cool! We're part of the Illuminati now according to Indymedia. *makes secret Network post*

Jewels:

there is actually a nice "illuminati football" badge designed by PDM. It's already in use and will be on the new LFG uniforms.

ill find a link for you...

#187

And you obviously don't understand that the IndyMediot types are hardly pacificists. Most of their demonstrations end in violence of one kind of another.

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The civil rights marches in the 1960s often ended in violence too. The black wannabe-voters got german shepards and firehoses sicc'ed on 'em; nowadays the SF hippy dippy "yoga for world peace" types get rubber bullets and tear gas shot at'em in Oakland.

So, I guess if you want to argue that yoga enthusiasts (or negroes) possess some sort of supernatural personal magnestism that compels hapless riot police to respond to their presence with overwhelming force, then yeah, they're pretty violent.

On a more serious note, the peace marches in SF last spring were not (except for in scattered pockets of fringe types) violent at all. Out of 100,00 people there were 200 violent ones causing minor vandalism, breaking windows, knocking over garbage cans and graffitti tagging Starbucks? That's better odds than the average rock concert or football game.

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At a guess, their most recent Hollywood demonstration probably lead to the anti-semitic, neo-nazi grafitti spray painted throughout Beverly Hills.

I would guess that you are responsible for the anti-semitic, neo-nazi grafitti spray painted throughout Beverly Hills. Of course since I have no evidence for this assertion, it remains mere wishful thinking. Thus my use of the word "guess."

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Additionally, the Indymediot types typically idolize those who could, at a stretch, be charcterized as cannibals.
(Stalin, Castro, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Mihn) Mass murderers at the very least.

Idi Amin was a cannibal the rest are mass murderers and dictators.

I should add, BTW, that I know about as many leftists who admire these people as you know rightists who admire Rudolph Hess or Adolf Hitler, that is to say, none at all.

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Beginning to sound like your Morlocks now?

No. They sound like Eloi.

Dear unknown person who's calling him(her)self HG Wells,

I'm starting to worry about your fixation. You are not HG Wells and you did not write those books.

You've worked yourself into quite a tizzy over LGF'ers using the term Morlocks. Almost demanding that those here submit to your interpretation of who should be called "morlocks" or "eloi". You are not going to get these folks to agree to use the labels like you want them to use the labels.

Take a deep breath and say over and over "I am not HG Wells"

If that does not seem to help, please seek professional counseling.

#190 HG Wells

Allow me to introduce you to the

quote tag.

You might find it useful.

The civil rights marches in the 1960s often ended in violence too. The black wannabe-voters got german shepards and firehoses sicc'ed on 'em; nowadays the SF hippy dippy "yoga for world peace" types get rubber bullets and tear gas shot at'em in Oakland.

What an interesting analogy. Civil Rights protestors of the 60's seeking to gain rights and civil rights protestors of the new millenium seeking withold rights from the Iraqis. Very nice!

So, I guess if you want to argue that yoga enthusiasts (or negroes) possess some sort of supernatural personal magnestism that compels hapless riot police to respond to their presence with overwhelming force, then yeah, they're pretty violent.

WOW! Rubber bullets have become overwhelming force hmm? oooooooookay. Interupting supplies going to our forces overseas steps over the boundry of peaceful protest into the arena of giving aid and comfort to the enemy. In my book the police showed remarkable restraint.

I would guess that you are responsible for the anti-semitic, neo-nazi grafitti spray painted throughout Beverly Hills. Of course since I have no evidence for this assertion, it remains mere wishful thinking. Thus my use of the word "guess."

IndyMediot types
Israel = Nazi IndyMediot Types
Ignoring the truth IndyMediot Types

Idi Amin was a cannibal the rest are mass murderers and dictators.

can·ni·bal n.
1) A person who eats the flesh of other humans.
2) An animal that feeds on others of its own kind.

I submit that my definition is correct. Stalin, Castro, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Mihn, Mao Zedong were all animals feeding on their own kind.

Oh yeah, always sweetness and light from the pacifistic Eloi victocracy.

Did I waste entirely too much time on you "H.G. Wells"? You betcha!

#192 NTropy

can·ni·bal·ism n.

1) The final stage of socialism

H.G. Wells!

Old Chap! How are you!

Good to see you have joined the ranks of the living dead and are commenting again. Or are you merely commenting from your time machine?

What is more important, have you heard anything from dearest Rebecca West? We would like to hear more from her. Finished reading her book "Black Lamb and Grey Falcon". Great read. Brought the slaughter and loss of civilization in the Balkans much nearer to home. Especially the part about the vanishing Jews.

You do remember the Charming Ms. Rebecca West?
Do you not?

If not we might think you were just another silly eloi trying to channel the spirit of poor old Mr. Wells from the beyond. And that would be a shame now would it not?

the dark riders

P.S. we think morlock or eloi with lots of garlic, tszatziki, retsina and an ouzo would be quite tasty!
Yammas!