Let's just pray that they're being their usual asshat.cowardly,throw a rock and run selves.

"previously they were displaying an image of Osama bin Laden in front of a scuba diver"

maybe that was a subtle message that Osama is sleeping with the fishes.

I dont get it - Osama and a scuba diver? Do they mean he's swimming with the fishies?

Getting a bad feeling.

#4 Colt:

You too, eh?

They better not fuck with new York again.

Pre 911 terror warnings were for overseas targets. if they're threatening mainland US now, are they really aiming at - Paris?

Umm, on their link page is [Link: www.sraya.com...]
Is evariste around to give a little insight into this. Please. evariste. You there.

Well, since this group only has 24 members, I think it's pretty much a smoke and mirrors thing

hide your women and children, the mighty warriors are coming.

seriously, sitting in midtown Manhattan, I'm not in the least bit scared.

these a-holes are just trying to spread fear in fury at their impotence.

unsubtle reminder: we have mirrors:

I N T E R N E T - H A G A N A H

consider using them (there are many thousands of you folks).

#3 Jim in Virginia: Osama has drawn his inspiration from Arafish.

Charles, thank you.

#5 revenge of chalmers

I've been getting it for a while. It's been too easy, somehow.

fear not
If they do pull off something devastaing to LA or NY the fearless L-cubes will be right there to tell us how we provoked it by invading Iraq.

#13 John N.

Or that President Bush is was slipping in the polls so he devised a diabalical plan (together with Mossad of course) to attack us and blame it on Islam, you know, the religion of peace.

What the hell is "diabalical" Diabolical. :-(

But why would just Muslims be warned to leave? I thought the freedom fighters' resistance was only directed at our government and military, in opposition to our policies. This poorly thought out statement makes it sound like they want to sow carnage amongst all Infidels.

I do remember Monsoor Ijaz being on a jag lately about al Qaeda strikes on Western shipping, though I tend to see him as a doomsayer of dubious veracity. He certainly sounds good, and many of his claims are admittedly hard to prove. It's just that not much of it has panned out. Yet.

#5 revenge of chalmers: While I certainly hope not, why would they worry? NY seems to this outsider to have slipped back to LLL mode.

Hope they step on my property. They will be shot on sight.

The cities of New York, L.A. and Washington are'nt the only cities that islamists should have to clear out of if another attack comes.

It is my belief that if you are a devoted muslim who understands and follows the koran, the very meaning of your belief makes you against me, makes you my enemy.

Just want to make that clear.

Meanwhile the Saudis battle Islamic extremists in Mecca:

Just for grins, I signed on to the group. Anyone with a Yahoo Group membership may do so. The files page is particularly interesting. Check some of the titles:

Files > new mojahideen important files 19342 Kb used of 20480 Kb total

Name Size
9.zip 7 KB
almotafajeraat aldafe3ah_5.zip 9 KB
almotafajeraat alqasemah_4.zip 17 KB
almotafajeraat nesf al7asaasa_6.zip 31 KB
alqaam sha3beyaa.doc 25 KB
alsawa3eek_11.zip 206 KB
build.zip 1691 KB
dawra-mtfajerat.zip 53 KB
deffrent kinds of bombs_15.zip 145 KB
khattab001.zip 733 KB
khattab002.zip 873 KB
khattab003.zip 809 KB
making bombs_2.zip 27 KB
militiry mind_14.zip 13 KB
motafajeraat 7asaasa_7.zip 15 KB
tasnee3_almotafageraat.doc 123 KB

Files > new mojahideen important files 19342 Kb used of 20480 Kb total

FWIW, Homeland Security alert status hasn't changed. While the feds obviously can't know and see all, this probably reflects what they think about these particular e-threats.

#21 Model4

Assuming they know about them, which is hardly a given.

If Muslims actually started leaving, then I'd worry.

Model4
That's if they even know about them.

Anyone DL the files, they've already exceeded their DL quota

#20 Ernie G: Enjoy the next 20 years of consecutive IRS audits, and florist vans with satellite dishes parked across the street. Heheheh.

So these guys think they're going to make an attack we won't forget? They obviously missed some other attacks we haven't forgotten:

"Remember the Alamo"

"Remember the Maine"

"Remember Pearl Harbor"

I wonder if they "remember" what happened to the countries that caused us to come up with slogans such as these?

#20 Ernie G.

Sounds like some Jihadis in the 'Hood having some "fun".

For what it's worth, I live very close to LaGuardia Airport in Queens and there's been a lot of helicopter activity today.

**shhhhh. Be very quiet about this. I have it from an unnamed source in the Whitehouse that this is all a ruse to get the islamofascists out of our country. When they pack up and head out, they won't be let back in. That Bush is one sly trickster. Shhhhhhhh **

Any of you LGF regulars use Yahoo messenger ?

If so, don't publish your nick here. Just wondering ?

#26 Model4

LOL. Just get CAIR to represent you Ernie G.

#27

Interesting that you never hear the phrase "Remember 9/11.

#26 Model4

Damn that was funny!

Still here in DC... we drained three phasers, and still they came...

Sorry, I just can't get worried about this. I'll file it under Mullah Omar's threat to "destroy America" from November 2001.

No problem, Model4. They can google on "Ernie G" and know just where I'm coming from.

Now how did that big black SUV parked out front get here so fast?

Scuba diving

I saw that, and thought to myself, "what next, Osama on a hang glider?" Nyuk nyuk.

But then I remembered The Night of the Hang Gliders, and the silly smile was quickly wiped off my face.

I'll file it under Mullah Omar's threat to "destroy America" from November 2001.

What is it with the hyperbole? I guess they really believe it. Kinda like a Islamofascist game of Dungeons & Dragons.

Would it help to add I've had feelings of premonitory dread over the weekend?

And I'm not talking about the kind where you have to stock up on Tampax.

I had just finished warning my DH of impending apocalypse, when I asked for the time, which I can never seem to keep track of in November, when the weather has been so clear and summer-like. It always seems much later than it really is.

He had to cough, cause it was 9:11.

Aw--can't we and/or the Israelis tell if this is serious? And if it is, does the US and/or Israel have something akin to a plan for stopping them (and their supporters) in their tracks--before they reach the finish line?
Superpower and Sword of Gideon--why are they being used like a Swiss Army Knife?

Have a read from this MEMRI translationTwo Options for Allah's Enemies - the Jews and Christians: Conversion to Islam or Death
Just scroll down or read all.

The following can also be found:
Controversy Within Al-Qa'ida Over the Bombings in Saudi Arabia and their Effect on Fundraising

Look, if I was a jihadi freak and I knew that my buddies were posting b.s. warnings around the net and getting picked up by Debka et al, I'd post one of my own, which is how I read this Yahoo Group. I think all these "the Muslims better leave NYC" stories are designed to freak us out. Al Qaeda has never indicated that it cares about the innocent Muslims who die in its attacks--remember how many Muslims died in the embassy bombings?

#37 Frank:

Is "The Night of the Hang Gliders" anything like Night of the Lepus? If so, then I'd run for the hills!

I guess they assume if they keep on yelling 'wolf' we'll start ignoring the warnings. But if we are smart we'll take each one seriously, whether anything happens or not.
I believe they mean what they say, and say what they mean....they want to kill all of us.

Q: How many Islamo-fascists have we killed today?

A: Not enough.

Faster, please (as Michael Ledeen puts it).

I can't help but suspect that the Feds have an eye on Aaron, just in case he comes upon something with merit. Of course, I also thought that the Feds would have taken steps to ensure someone couldn't pull a Tom Clancy esque passenger liner attack before 9/11.

Who warned 4,000 Muslims not to go to Knott's Berry Farm? Who?!

We don't really need to worry until the Jews are warned to get out of these cities. After all, if another attack comes it will obviously be a Jewish plot to smear Islam [sarcasm].

This is the last call for muslims to flee NY and LA?

When was the first call for muslims to flee NY and LA?

#23 snopes, If Muslims actually started leaving, then I'd worry.

I wouldn't worry even then. A lot of Muslim's tend to have a fantasy version of the world and are possibly more likely to believe this garbage than other people.

Since they have never warned Muslims out of the area before an attack, and they have given lots of false alarms to spread terror, it seems logical to assume that this is just bull$hit.

When (if) I get home tonight, ill be able to tell you all if Moslems are fleeing NYC.

It will be instantly apparent.

What's my ip?

#51 Bender

Will all the 7 elevens be closed?

no - i live on a corner of Atlantic Avenue (you know - the home of that famous mosque on atlantic avenue) in Brooklyn. If you are familiar with the area, youll understand.

This is a lot of hot air. Right after 9/11, I remember some fat Al-Qa'ida jackass on videotape warning Muslims to "stay out of high buildings." They are full of crap - and lying is a big part of their M.O.

As you pointed out in a previous thread John, the call by Muslims for all Muslims to flee is reminiscent of 1948. The next predictable stage is for Muslims to demand New York as their homeland, since they were "forced to flee."

Haven't we heard this song and dance before? I mean, aren't they always just about getting ready to strike us hard? I don't think they have the capability. Also, what do you think the reaction of this country would be to another WTC or worse? Personally I would hope that we would show them what 'The Wrath of God' actually looks like by turning Saudi Arabia into a sea of glass. Nah SA is too close to Iraq, damn all our enemies are too close to Iraq. I guess we'll just have to judge the wind direction to pick which Muslim (may pigs pee upon their trousers) country ceases to exist.

#54 Bender

I used to live on Bergen Street, b/w Hoyt and Smith . I know exaaaaaactly what you mean.

#2 Catbert - scuba gear

I think this is one of those third-grade symbolisms that Usama is so fond of (btw, rumor has it that a certain part of his anatomy is on a third-grade level as well). When Usama gave his warning prior to the attack on the U.S.S. Cole in Aden, he was wearing a yemenese dagger.

However, the terrorists should know that we are more prepared this time around. I'm having fantasies of a U.S. Navy SEAL coming up silently from behind and slitting the throat of one of these ambassadors of peace.

"I dont get it - Osama and a scuba diver? Do they mean he's swimming with the fishies?"

Finding Osama?

For 9/11, the saying is "never forget".

The next predictable stage is for Muslims to demand New York as their homeland, since they were "forced to flee."

The Chrysler Building is the third holiest site of Islam!

#57, The Great Swami

Do you think we have the stomach to do what you propose in case of another WTC? Your language--"I would hope we would show them..." suggests you have as many doubts as I do. Retaliation in the subjubctive doesn't look so good to me.

My fear. Because I just can't seem to hear the moderate Muslims, do you think that the terrorists have come to believe that those Muslims living here and prospering are doing their part in the war against Western civilization? Therefore, they have proven themselves, unlike the infidels at the WTC, to be true Muslims. Could that be the reason for the warning this time?

I would be curious to read what Robert Spencer has to say about this latest warning.

#54, #58

i too know all too well what you mean (formerly of Pacific Street)

I hate the fact that the united sates has to put up with this cocky pish as well as we do... the USA is one of the few countries in the world were anyone can live prosper ,practice their religion freely, and be treated as an equal... unbelivable that THATcan threaten anyone, but there you go... please dont walk around terrified however, folks,, that's part of terrorism , just making you feel scared and vulnerable.. we get these imminent warnings sometimes twice daily here in Israel. very very occasionally , if there is alot of warning for jerusalem specific, ill put off a planned trip to a public place without alot of security,, but usually not. dont let them scare you! if you do, they win without even firing a shot.
chazak ve amitz!

#63, No I don't honestly think we have the stomach. And I guess, long term that's a good thing. Wouldn't want to sink to their level and all. However, I firmly believe that Islamic Extremism is a plague. And unless it either A) reforms or B) is eliminated, this is going to go on and on. I don't believe that Islam is capable of a Reformation as Christianity was. Unfortunately I can't explain why I believe this to be the case.

#62 Colt:

The Chrysler Building is the third holiest site of Islam!

I'll be on the ramparts defending the Chrysler Building to the last. My all-around favorite building in NYC, and possibly in the world.

The Javits Center, on the other hand, they can have.

#66 lizzy; thanks for your words of support.

OT:

[Link: story.news.yahoo.com...]

Hussein Was Sure Of Own Survival

In separate interviews with The Post, several former high-ranking Iraqi generals not held in detention offered similar views. Hussein "had an inferiority complex," said Maj. Gen. Walid Mohammed Taiee, 62, chief of army logistics as the war approached earlier this year. "From a military point of view, if you did have a special weapon, you should keep it secret to achieve tactical surprise. . . . But he wanted the whole region to look at him as a grand leader. And during the period when the Americans were massing troops in Kuwait, he wanted to deter the prospect of war."

Interrogators asked Aziz whether Hussein was also trying to bluff Iran, fearful that his hostile neighbor might be developing weapons of mass destruction. Aziz replied, according to the senior U.S. official familiar with his interrogation reports: "Every time I brought up the issue with Saddam, he said, 'Don't worry about the Iranians. If they ever get WMD, the Americans and Israelis will destroy them.' "
In the end, say investigators, all of this fragmentary testimony about Hussein's thinking about special weapons is uncorroborated by hard documentary evidence or an unimpeachable inside source.
"The question we all have is, 'What was so damned important that you were willing to go through all of this?' " said Killip of the Iraq Survey Group. He continued: "I've not heard any totally convincing explanation that's backed up with facts. And it's truly puzzling."

Aziz has told interrogators that French and Russian intermediaries repeatedly assured Hussein during late 2002 and early this year that they would block a U.S.-led war through delays and vetoes at the U.N. Security Council. Later, according to Aziz, Hussein concluded after private talks with French and Russian contacts that the United States would probably wage a long air war first, as it had done in previous conflicts. By hunkering down and putting up a stiff defense, he might buy enough time to win a cease-fire brokered by Paris and Moscow.
Aziz's account, while provocative, has not been corroborated by other sources, said U.S. officials involved in the interrogations. They said they were aware that Aziz might be trying to pander to his American captors' anger at French and Russian conduct before the war.
In discussing Hussein's failure to use chemical weapons in the defense of Baghdad, officials said, the generals often rant sarcastically that Hussein's government did not even prepare land mines and other basic military defenses to block or slow the U.S. advance. Why, they ask, should chemical weapons be any different?

#69 isn't the real Colt, we have a troll imposter here.

Charles?

#69

That's something we have NO tolerance for whatsoever.

So FU

"Colt" #69 - FOAD. "Imitating" other posters is just not OK.

OR #68 - It is a great building.

Chrysler building as 3rd holiest site in Islam?

Thats hilarious, but don't give them any ideas, okay?

Colt:

The Chrysler Building is the third holiest site of Islam!

The second holiest is the UN building. That ugly hunk of rock in the UN Meditation Chamber is actually the true stone of Mecca. The Saudi version is a polystyrene knock-off that only fools tourists.

The holiest site of Islam is Detroit, Michigan. That was the home of Allah, whose real name (as any Nation of Islam member can tell you) was Wallace Fard.

Colt must be important, if he warrants his won pet troll.

"own" pet troll.

Preview....

#76 I would ask you to stop but like getting your mom off the corner that ain't going to happen.

OT, but it looks like someone wants his political career trashed.

Peace loving Muslim brothers?

Mini-Colt, surely ye jest.

Yum, more moonbat for dinner. I usually try not to have moonbat twice a day, but that big iron skillet is still warm from the fried moonbat breakfest.

OT
Speaking of mini-colt, has anyone heard from minigun lately? I'm starting to worry.

Occasional Reader:

I'll be up there with you, protecting the magnificent gargoyles that they would surely wish to destroy in the same way the did those magnificent statues carved into the side of that mountain in Afghanistan.

I'm not worried about this, really. I think at some level they know that if they did anything to an American city (esp. NYC or DC), the capital cities of Saudi Arabia, Iran, Syria and Pakistan would be lit up like roman candles.

Colt the Troll,

A frequent poster at LGF already has the nick Colt. Blog etiquette requires you to use a different nick, but since you've already displayed your lack of manners, I doubt you will comply. Get lost.

#68 Occasional Reader

I'll be on the ramparts defending the Chrysler Building to the last. My all-around favorite building in NYC, and possibly in the world.

A big freakin' Amen to that.

Don't want you to feel left out. Besides, Colt's just a kid. And yes, preview is your friend.

#79 JimC, wow that's a witty come back. Been thinking up that one for long? Loser. Besides, my mother is deceased thank you. And if she were still alive she'd kick your ass.

81: From the same happy web page

Christian/Jewish Theocrats, Oilmen and Central Bankers Moved the World to War by Mark Dankof

#85 Andrew: unfortunately no. it's been some time

#68 Occasional Reader

I'll have to agree with you on that. One hell of a building.

#75 Glen Wishard

LOL!

this is the last call for all muslims in newyork, east side and LA to start leaving.

I wondered why it was so hard to catch a cab this morning.

A scuba diver? Hmmm.... Got it! Al-Qaeda's been infiltrated by Glenn Reynolds! Who says the blogosphere is all hot air!

My feeling would be that this warning is just a ruse.

(Besides, we just had the Staten Island Ferry crash, leave us downtown NYers alone!)

Bizarro-Colt and Faux Ed:

Say something worthwhile or get lost.

And how am I 'imitating' someone? I have used the 'Colt' moniker for years. So, FOAD to you.

However, you seem to know a lot about our Colt.

Besides, Colt's just a kid

My goodness. I think I already have a pet troll, thank you for the offer.

Troll-Colt was at least honest about one thing: his declaration in post #69 (of all numbers).

#87 sharona: thanks for the backup! You get first shift on gargoyle guard duty.

Great, a Nick-shifting troll with no point to make. Loads of fun... ehhh.

Perhaps Mini-Colt is actually Minigun. He seems to know all about us.

iagofest:

Blog etiquette requires you to use a different nick,

You might add, state and federal law requires that he not bugger little boys, but by his own admission he pays no heed to that, either.

He doesn't qualify as a genuine troll, though. Only a faint, greasy troll-like residue.

Look, mini-colt, what those nasty gang kids did to you at the detention center is not our fault.
You should have realized that there are badder places in the world than your junior high playground and some of those guys have been there.
It's probably like the time you said "fuck" to that old lady in the grocery store and her old man whipped your ass.
Who were you to know that old people knew what it meant too?

Real Ed and Real Colt:

Get your pet trolls neutered and on some troll downers or I'm bringing my dog over and have it pee on your rug.

I don't suppose it would do any good to ask why Saddam resisted inspections quite as hard as he did if he had nothing to hide.

He threw the inspectors out and withstood a rather large cruise missile attack back in 1998 ( when Bush wasn't President). But he had no WMD (and they haven't been smuggled ( with French assistance, perhaps)) to Syria/Syrian controlled Bekaa Valley.

I guess since catch phrases count as arguments now (#100), I can just simply say... Saddam is wack let's give Iraq back.

There. thats my new justification for freeing iraq for the LLL's, that should hit em on their level.

Mini-colt:

Go take a flying f*** at a rolling donut.

Actually, this mini Colt reminds me of a troll that called himself Afro man. He must be a muslime because they all like buggerring little boys.

#106 Dull Troll,

That's just freaking wrong dude.

What? You mean that you have got a sense of right and wrong all of a sudden? FOAD you little twit.

what's really bad for the left is my subconscious will now automatically associate LLL's with pedophillia now.

not much of a suprise though.

Plan Q, just in:

We re-name it the Mercedes-Benz-Chrysler Building. Mercedes-Benz is the second holiest Ding in Germany. We get the Mossad to trick the Muslims to attack it, just as they did with the WTC. In response, the Germans re-activate the Wehrmacht, including the Afrika Korps, and invade. Sieg, but no Heil.

#100

Last I heard, our troops had only been able to thoroughly search a few of the sites. So there may well be WMDs in there. Also, even if there aren't any after all, how does that automatically make Bush the liar. Spies have been known to lie to get bonuses. IMO Bush said what he said in good faith.

Wait - a guy who's impersonating someone else is upset that "Bush lied"?

Gelding, I'll answer 100 if you answer why even Hans Blix thought they weren't being forthcoming with the truth.

Explain why Tom D'Asshole Daschle approved a resolution in 1998 approving military action against Iraq?

Unless you think Clinton and Daschle were part of the big Republican conspiracy to steal the world's oil.

C'mon son, sniffing paint thinner is no way to live your life.

#117 BC

LOL!

#110 Mini-Me

That was the lamest slam I have ever seen.

During WWII the Japanese-Americans VOLUNTEERED for war duty to prove they loved this country. This even though they were stuck in places like Manzanar. They were forcibly relocated, stripped of most of their belongings, and yet, they fought valiantly for America. Remember the 442nd? They didn't form a Council on Japanese American Relations (CJAR), or Japanese Public Affairs Council (JPAC). Today, moslems in this country do not speak out aggressively against the moslem enemies of America. Nor do they volunteer (in large numbers) for civil duty such as translators, spies, intelligence analysts. Do something pro-American??? No fuckin' way!!! So, am I to conclude that secretly they hope for the destruction of America and installation of Sharia??? I could be wrong. But the moslems have to prove it to me.

suggest we all get together and circle the chrysler building seven times in proto-worship mode thereby declaring its superioity over the aesthetic travesty that is the meccan k'aaba with its silly pebble of a meteorite--saalam alaikam chrysler building--peace be upon you oh magnificent ediface--glory be to highrise art deco design and the civilization that produced it--walter chrysler ackbah--allahu nakba!!

#122 Hulugu:

thereby declaring its superioity over the aesthetic travesty that is the meccan k'aaba with its silly pebble of a meteorite--

Hey, we can go one better, if we want to get into full Clash o' Civilizations mode.

In one of the stained glass windows in the National Cathedral here in DC, there's a motif that incorporates an actual moon rock, brought back by one of the Apollo missions.

In the k'aaba, as you note, there's a piece of meteorite.

So, summing up: one religious site contains a piece of rock that fell to earth, and continues to be worshipped by that religion's adherents for its supernatural qualities.

The other religious site also incorporates a celestial rock, but purely for decorative purposes; it just looks cool. And, unlike in the previous case; this particular rock, we went up there and got it ourselves.

Evil Twin Colt,

If you had hung out a LGF for while, you would know that most of us (excluding trolls and VFI) supported the war in Iraq because getting rid of Saddam was good for us and for Iraqis (and other living things). I was disappointed that Bush #1 didn't finish the job in 1991. Because Bush #1 gave into the appeaceniks of the U.N., we left the Iraqi Shiites and Kurds to be massacred. The U.N. dithered and 200,000 Iraqis were murdered. But rather than gather facts, you'd rather just spout some mindless little jingle. Get a life.

Don't bother calling Homeland security! There is a dumb ass that answers the phone and he has no clue who to transfer you to. What a JOKE!! Im so pissed, I cant see straight! I have never in my life spoken to a bigger idiot than the operator at Homeland Security..oh and another BIG SURPRISE..they no longer take "tips" WTF???? He told me to contact my local law enforcement agency. OUR TAX DOLLAS AT WORK!

None of you supported the war for the purpose of freeing Iraqi's [sic] until all of Bushes [sic] fantasy excuses were proved wrong.

Damn, what an idiot.

#126 Colt,

Is that really you?

#127 iagofest a.k.a. fly killa

LOL! How would you tell? :-)

Yeah, it is.

I've grown kind of fond of the surburban office tower here by the shopping mall/office building complex.

I must admit, around 9/11/2002 I was thinking it would make a great jihadi target, but now I realize even with a Neiman-Marcus and Sak's in the mall/office building complex, there probably aren't enough Jews here to make it more than a secondary shaheedi target.

#68 Occasional Reader -- "I'll be on the ramparts defending the Chrysler Building to the last. . . . "

With what? Your ballpoint pen? Face it, NY and NJ are two of the worst States in the union for giving you the right to defend yourself against any threat and it's only getting worse.

If the Islamists come hunting again in the NY, your only defense is to cut and run and hope to live another day. The cops can only do so much and the Dem politicians that run both States from top to bottom are pretty much PC invertebrates that line up with the Jihadis.

we went into iraq to say to the arab world--do not fuck with us or you die--we had to solidify the paper tiger--all other reasons were window dressing--who fucking cares what the political motives were--the symbolic power motive is the only operative meme--hegemony now!!

Did Colt's personal pet troll, Gelding, leave us already?

Bah

I guess this guy is one of the brilliant to 15% that they talk about over on indymedia all the time.

Looks like it. Oh well :-)

Best case scenario- Nothing happens, Qaida is shown to be full of shit. Again.

Worst case scenario- Something does happen, and we finally begin to get this over with.

Plan 9 scenario- Our Democrat candidates for president secretly meet with al Qaida and negotiate a settlement where parts of our west bank/coast become an Islamic state under sharia law, in exchange for peace in our time.

Meanwhile, at Foxnews.com, perhaps the stupidest poll question ever:

In the Genes?

Do you think mitochondrial DNA is a good source of courtroom evidence?

Yes, I think it is.

No, I don't trust it.

I'm not sure.


Watch DaySide with Linda Vester
weekdays at 1 p.m. ET
This is not a scientific poll.

I suppose it beats CNN's poll a while back about the merits of "string" theory.

@Colt (the real one)

Remember our troll discussion? Someone has listened... You have have now approached the vicinity of the reaganite troll-magnet spheres, doesn't he have a whole bunch of trolls?

#66 lizzy

Well said. As a good American once said, "you have nothing to fear, but fear itself."

I personally believe in (measurable) statisitics and the numbers tell me I have more chances of being killed driving home this year than murdered in a terrorist attack.

I also think that with 70 million armed Americans on top of law enforcement and the military, the won't find us easily intimidated. I have told several european friends regarding we "insane" yanks, the problem isn't the Americans understanding the world, but the world understanding America.

OT: EU Asks the Questions But Does Not Like the Answers

An embarrassed EU today disassociated itself from an opinion poll it commissioned that revealed a majority of Europeans believe Israel is the main threat to world peace.

....Citizens were able to choose as many of the 15 nations as threats to world peace as they wanted, and the final ranking was: Israel, Iran, North Korea, United States, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, Libya, Saudi Arabia, China, India, Russia, Somalia and the EU itself.

These idiots have been trying for a long time now. Hopefully, they will screw up again. But sooner or later they WILL make another successful attack. Unfortunately.

www.faithfreedom.org

#138 hans:

(sulking) why can't I have my own personal troll-doppelganger?

Speaking of reaganite, has he been heard from lately? Someone mentioned this before, but reaganite's one of those LGFers who makes me nervous when he's too busy to post.

#138 hans ze beeman

Yeah, he has several. I have a ways to go :-)

#142 Occasional Reader

Less than a week ago, I was that sulking LGFer. An unlikely nickname, months of LGFing and not a troll to my name.

And now look at me.

Vcolts troll was none other than your favourite and mine, the one and only rob. rob used " twit" in his posting yesterday as well, as well as other pseudo English- isms... besides being nauseating, a coward( he wont come play bus rides with me in Jerusalem, ) CRIMINALLY UGLYand an intellectual midget, he is obviously and English- wanna- be
well rob, lets try another fun language now,, can you say
lech lezdayan, ya cus achotuch manyak! mut maher, ya zevel ben zevel! walla ezi charra.

#140 -

So does Israel get, like, douze points? (obscure euro cultural reference)

Yo, troll:

Eema shelcha Kemo yadeit coolam mekabliem seivuv!

More about trolls.

Was pretend-Colt a fully fledged troll or merely a shrunken troll?

Or was he something more sinister - one of the undead?

And my favourite: Lech techapes et hachaverim shelcha, ya ben zona, koos achotcha hazola'at shetamoot amen veterakev bageheynom!

Note the name change since I joined the Yahoo Group.
I am sure that Allah is pleased.

Mekka lekka hai, mekka heiney ho!

Mekka lekka hai, mekka chonni ho!

The wish is granted, long live Jombi.

Why is "World Opinion" wearing a kaffiyeh? Earth isn't an islamic planet....yet....

#150 Ernie,

LOL! We should all join the group and add Abu to our nicks. I'm Abu iagofest, fly killa. Muah-hah-hah!

COLT
lolololol
let me translate,, your mothers like a door handle, evryone gets a turn
lololololol

#142: Occasional Reader

Heh!

I think reaganite posted yesterday and the day before.

#144: Colt

Indeed, you've stirred the curiosity of the Grand Lizard Master now - you now have a personal troll (not general trolls adressing you, that's too cheap)! ;)

lizzy #154--keep translatin', please!

The line you already translated reminds me of a favorite put-down from my middle school days: "your mother's like a potato chip: Frito Lay."

Translate that into Hebrew.

Colt (#86),

LOL! This is great :-)

You're lucky at least you get to see yours, Charles deleted my imposter before I even got to see what I said. :-

Firsthand interview with the al-Aqsa executioner of a Palestinian "collaborator"

LGF, February 19 2003:
One of pseudo-colt's own refutes his pile of Goebbels droppings in #100

"i'm just tired of hearing about how this war will be just great for the iraqi people;"

Why was he tired of hearing this if nobody here was saying it?

202-282-8000
That's the phone number for Homeland Securtiy. Just TRY reporting the jihad website and see if you have any better luck. Tell me. Just what is this agency for anyway? I was under the impression that if we had information on terrorist activity, we could count on them to check it out...

uhh, I guess not.

lollolo colt your killin me, kid! lolol
im not going ot translate the second one, too nasty! love the rot in hell bit though! lololol

#155 hans ze beeman

I've already signed two clothing deals.

#157 Geepers

You'll get your turn :-)

#161 lizzy

LOL! Yeah, best keep that last one to yourself. I'm getting pretty good at swearing in Hebrew :-)

#159: Abu Indy

Why was he tired of hearing this if nobody here was saying it?

It's the voices.

On behalf of New York: Bring it, assholes.

LMAO!

"Lekh taaseh amidat yadaim al hagag, vetekhavan et hazain layareah"

I Googled for more insults, and...

LMAO!

#142 Occasional Reader
I haven't been that kind of busy! I'm just stuck doing base wide exercises. BTW, I bought a new laptop so when I'm on the road I can post (well, pay my bills) so you can rest easy! :-Þ

lizzy, is what I wrote in #165 used by Israelis? It sounds kinda... weird :-)

lolo occasional,, sorry cant translate that, becuase we dont have frito lays here... i can make one up along simialr lines...
but it would translate soemthing like this,,
ema shelcha kemo tapu-chip.... yevesh, meluach, ..... errrr. help me,, i said your mothers like a chip,, dry salty and ..nahhhhhhhhh,, ( punch line please)

#165 hans

The voices. Yes.

#162: Colt

I wasn't sure anymore - they were deleted already, and they were babbling the same nonsense anyway. Still - what a haul for a day! If there was an official LGF-troll-o-meter, ranking regulars, you'd just steeply gone up!

#85 andrew

Sorry. I have just really damn busy. In addition to fighting Ahmed and his car swarming cohorts, I am also helping alongside of a certain crimefighter. I know you probably don't know this, but the islamofascists have even infiltrated our universities. I swear, these f'ing Ahmed's are everywhere. Even the captain of The Love Boat is one.
Thats alright though, the frickin pussyfootin' occifers down at the pentagon are gonna give us some new toys to play with. First up, is the http://www3.sympatico.ca/j.ednie/gyroimage/avaintw in.jpg, I will tell ya what, that baby can pull some J's. Yeeehaaawwww, boys.!!! Also packing some serious firepower.
PS I know some of you still don't believe I flew in GW1, so here ya go:

In action over Basra

Running out of challenges for my flight skillz, I think I may have to become a groundpunder for a while.

PSS- Hey LGF, get off the damn phone :-)

PSSS- That troll was not me. Kept on getting falshbacks of the movie "The Thing." Are we going to have to start testing our blood to know who is who.

welll colt , i personally dont say" do a handstand on the roof and point your dick at the moon" but maybe some do.. LOOOOLOLOLLOOOOLOLOLLOOOOLOLOLLOOOOLOLOL

#157 Geepers
Charles banned my first imposter a year ago, his nick when he wasn't impersonating me was Dr Liberty.

#111 Big

"Afro"'s reincarnation last week was "Verga", er, "Verge" in the "Is the Pope Catholic" thread.

#172 lizzy

Well, that's the thing. Does anyone say that?

Never mind. PMS.. Nobody cares about this but me.

#176 Californican aka Paganinfidel

[Link: tips.fbi.gov...]

??

Californican:

Nah, we *care*. I guess its just that I was already so aware of just how INEPT most of our government is that when they announced that the creation of a NEW *government* agency was part of the "solution" to terror, I just shook my head and mutterred to myself "They STILL don't get it!"

We were NEVER lacking in government agencies obstensobly devoted to protecting us from harm--what we were truly lacking was one that UNDERSTOOD that political correctness can never supercede survival.

And sadly, more than two years after 9/11, we as a nation STILL DON'T GET IT.

A bit OT but related - check this out - rather long but best thing I ever read.

[Link: www.techcentralstation.com...]

OT:
EU embarrassed as poll labels Israel world's biggest threat
[Link: story.news.yahoo.com...]

do a handstand on the roof and point your d**k at the moon

Further OT, but Just One Soldier can do you one better... (story is about 2/5 down the page; c/o Sullivan)

A few days ago we're all working on disassembling and assembling the M249 machine gun (aka "SAW" for squad automatic weapon)...After the guys got tired of this, we started working on taking it apart and putting it back together while blindfolded. This can be really tricky, by the way. While James (another city cop in real life) was taking it apart, he was having trouble with one of the parts and asked, "Does anyone have a Gerber? [multi-tool]" and he puts out his hand. Without missing a beat, M______ says, "Yeah, here.", whips out his d**k and puts it in James's open hand. Everyone was on the floor in tears. For about a good ten seconds, James didn't seem to know how to handle this unprecedented violation, and continued to work on the weapon before finally taking the blindfold off and making an attempt at trying to find some sort of physical retribution for the affront.

#179: Curious

I agree, Lee Harris is one of the best writers out there. Another fantastic piece - on anti-Americanism - can be found here, if you haven't already read it.

#158 executions
If you remember a month or so ago there was a series of uncannily accurate 'executions' of 'leading' Palestinian terrorists by Israeli missile attacks. That had to make the rest of those guys seriously nervous, they had to suspect somebody on the inside was giving them away. Maybe I over-respect the Mossad, but if I was them, I'd have planted seeds that other guys I wanted killed, but couldn't find, were the ones giving out the information. So are all these executed 'collaborators' REALLY collaborators?

#181 Frank IBC

LMAO!

colt,
ive never actually heard that one,, seems quite a mouthful when you just want to let that friggin taxi driver have a piece of your mind when he goes to downtown Jerusalem via eilat,, lololololo
when im not in ladylike mode( very rare) i will usually compare somebody to a piece of doggy do.
but that's just me.
lololo
ps,, the taxoffice and govt employees, and bank managers do often benefit from some muttered curses but never about the moon, and private pointing at it.

Hans ze Beeman

Thanks for that Lee Harris article.

By the way, I'm British, and what worries me is the idea of joining the Euro (single currency). This means, in effect, being told what to do by Froggistan and the Euroweenies. Before Sept 11 I hadn't given the matter much thought, but believe me the Brits don't like the Froggistans and the Islamofacists, whatever you hear in the lefty media.

Britain will not go down the Sharia route, whatever the other Euro-Islamoids do.

Please can you Americans not lump Britain in with the EU - nochs!!

Thanks

The Islamic Terrorism Club

The web, of course, is full of nasty sites and inflammatory postings. Such things are bound to crop up in a widely accessible medium that is uncensored. What makes alerhap--an al Qaeda website--interesting is that it offers an example of hate-mongering tolerated in a virtual environment that is actively censored: that of Saudi Arabia.

Sure enough, the same Riyadh regime that continually promises to curb incitement by its state-supported Wahhabi clerics and media--the same regime that successfully blocks websites airing enlightened attitudes toward women, Islam, pluralism, freedom, and democracy--leaves unimpeded inflammatory websites that recruit for violent jihad.

Curious- I never lump Britain in with the Eu-nochs.
I'm curious, however: if the EU constitution goes ahead, how will that impact Britain's ability to act on it's own behalf? I've read that the Queen is concerned how it will impact her role? True? Britain won't lose her sovereignty I hope.

Mpax

It worries me. However, I think the Queen and the Civil Service have a lot of behind the scenes power, ie they know which side their bread is buttered. And they know it's America, Australia etc rather than Froggistan, Krautistan who are buttering it.

Likewise, whatever impression you may get from the Guardian, there is very little anti-Semitism in the UK. The Brits, by and large have too much of a sense of humour to go in for that goose-stepping malarky. And PC, to my way of thinking, is just another form of goose-stepping.

#186: Curious

By the way, I'm British, and what worries me is the idea of joining the Euro (single currency). This means, in effect, being told what to do by Froggistan and the Euroweenies. Before Sept 11 I hadn't given the matter much thought, but believe me the Brits don't like the Froggistans and the Islamofacists, whatever you hear in the lefty media.

I understand that at this point, I must say. I have always been pro-Euro in the past (both currency and political union), but the recent developments (the undemocratic constitution? France simply not caring about the stability pact at all while Germany is struggling to push through reforms? etc.) have made me wary too. I don't want Germany to be France's brainless political battering ram for their goals in the EU, and you habe seen what Sweden did. At this point, I'd trust your British feelings that the Continentals are going strange ways again. And as to islamofascists, the biggest problem of Europe is indeed France, and as to others it is too (agricultural subsidies? centralist structures instead of federalist structures? the EU as a counterweight to the US? brazenly bullying little EU countries in Breshnew-style?). And though the French are an important partner of the Germans, I trust the British more, though you may laugh at that.

Well said, Curious. I'll use that sometime to enrage my PC friends.

Well, here in sleepy Bedford, VA, the main talk is about the apple and grape harvest, whether Co. Supervisor Kirby Richardson is guilty of all those counts of forgery, and who you are going to be sitting with when the eclipse of the moon happens.

The Sons of Confederate Veterans are worried about the police sharpshooting nuisance deer in the cemetery on Sunday nights, as some of the historic gravestones might be damaged. And everyone is gearing up for this year's Christmas parade in a month, as it kicks off the 250th anniversary celebration.

No, I'd say we're not real worried about any Muslim attacks here in Bedford. The closest thing we have to a Muslim (in people's minds) is Harjeet Singh, one very unobtrusive Indian convenience store owner and his family.

Now, if someone were to sabotage the Nascar track in Martinsville, or blow up Jerry Falwell, that would be big news.

Shalom.

Hey Colt, the real one

The swear word sight I recommended to you yesturday is up now. They have swear words in 121 languages now.

[Link: www.insultmonger.com...]

I live in Jackson Heights, Queens, which has a substantial Muslim population (Bengalis, Pakistanis and some Arabs). After reading this thread, I went outside for a little walk to check out the happenings on 74th Street and 37th Avenue, where a lot of these “Halal”-oriented shops are. As of now, they’re still open. Lots of Muslims are walking the streets. Even the Muslim-themed vending stands (they primarily sell copies of the Koran and scarves for women) were open as of this writing. Who is to say what the case will be tomorrow or the next day, however.

The real test, in my opinion, will be Friday night. Every Friday, a group of Islamist “students” protest on the Southwestern corner of 74th Street and 37th Avenue, calling for the US and the rest of the Western world to institute Islamic law. I should snap some pictures of this as it is quite hilarious. Needless to say, these are – I’m assuming, as they speak perfect, unaccented English – American-born youth holding these ideas and preaching them around. Anyways, if these people are still around Friday evening, it’s safe to say that this threat was indeed bogus.

Julia the Horrible #192

Sounds like It's a Wonderful Life there in Bedford (Falls)!

:-)

gammar mistakes?

Stupidity knows no bounds, as proven by the soon to be again banned troll.

peace

There it is again. These freakers come in here, say the most hateful things, and then sign off with "peace"!! Something not right about that. Who is this tool?

ahhh....I finally figured out what FOAD means. Must be getting old.

Dar ul Harbarian (#199)

ahhh....I finally figured out what FOAD means.

It's all laid out on the FAQ page.

#198 Zulubaby

I have noticed that too.

It is a small fiction they use to somehow trump all the evil bilge they just voided. By saying this they fool themselves into thinking they are, deep down, really good and decent people at heart. It is a weak perfume used to cover a big stench.

FO, Verga. Go get some good lovin' from Daddy.

Another Whore for Howard wrote:

You guys are pathetic. My 4 year old could easily school you in a debate.

I'm sure the child would do a better job than you. For one thing, I'll bet his opening statement wouldn't be "I like to bugger little boys."

My 4 year old could easily school you in a debate.

Ah, so that's were he's getting his rhetorical training.

And should I point out the grammatical error he made?
Ya know, just to be helpful, not to mock him or anything.

Maybe Charles could add code to automatically delete all posts ending in "Peace"?

#205 Frank IBC
Umm, didn't your's just end in "peace"? ;-Þ

#129 Ed Moran: Abu al Jaro

OT/

I don't know if you'll be back to see this, but that link that you provided brought back some fond memories. That there, is the tallest structure outside a Central Business District in the world. Not bad ehh? I used to sit and watch the sunset reflect off the glass from my balcony.

Note: the pest who has recently discovered web proxies, and ends his obnoxious comments with "peace," is Patriotboy. His web site is:

[Link: patriotboy.blogspot.com...]

Not that I would advocate any reciprocal action against this mentally ill creep.

Why doesn't he troll his own blog then?

#209 Gelding again
I know I speak for all of us here, FOAD.

#209 zulubaby
That was not directed at you, the troll's post dissapeared.

I sent this URL to an arabic speaking friend:
http://www.sraya.com/nuke/
and he said it scared him shitless, and that the music in the backround was chants of jihaad is great and such.
I asked him to tell me if his imam told him to evacuate LA :>

Another friend of mine sent me this, which seems like a nicely made and well thought out effort, except it is available in English, Spanish, and German. whoops. Not a lot of junior shaheeds speaking spanish Ill wager. Not that I support evangelism, but its certainly preferable to the alternative here.

As for the adorably inane troll: ima shelcha notenet min orahli tov meod. lchazirim.

And I have new definitions that may come in handy:
peace: not the absence of war but the absence of threat

war is not the answer
war is the question
the answer is yes, when necessary to protest ourselves from the forces that wish us dead or worse

Please stop answering this monkey, people. That's what he wants. Every reply feeds his illness.

reaganite, no worries.

littleoldlady:

"Sounds like It's a Wonderful Life there in Bedford (Falls)!

:-) "

Yeah, the moon is getting full, my neighbor Caroline has passed her Kidney Stones, the skunks have made a detour around my patio due to my mothball placements, and all is well at Oakwood Cottage.

LOL.

#213 Charles
I won't reply again.

RIP Ford, when my name is mentioned, I log on.

I have that 7th sense, I know when it is time to hit the internet.

BTW, I could be wrong about the ethnicity, but there appears to be a most hot Hispanic Jewish doctor on TLC right now. If I heard correctly, her name is Pilar Levi. She has the cool South American accent.

Of course, incase my wife is reading over my shoulder, she is not as hot as my wife.

So, Ed, is she or isn't she?

Don't try to wiggle out, just answer the question! :-)

Did someone mention The Wiggles?

220 Ed Moran: Abu al Kaha'al

You weasel! :-)

#206 Reaganite:

It was a close call, but the quotation marks and the question mark at the end saved me. :)

War

#194
DMV - you're kidding, there are actually protests to bring on the Sharia in Jackson Heights?

I'm surprised they're not on Atlantic Avenue.

But I get the sense that there is definitely something afoot on Court Street. I saw a group of young Arab boys throwing rocks at some Jews in a car. There is just a weird vibe on some blocks. Too many young (male) kids with nothing to do. (where are the girls? probably at home learning how to serve the men hand and foot)

Piano gal: I kid you not. I see this shit every Friday on my way home from work. It was pretty shocking at first, especially considering that these look like the normal run-of-the-mill college students with the baggy jeans, black t-shirts, et all. I’ll snap some pics if they’re still around at the end of the week.

You know, it’s scary what you mention on Court St. It wasn’t that bad before 9/11. Actually, they got along pretty well with everyone. Now, I see a lot more “scarves” and “beards” compared to before. Could be that I am know what to look for now, but I have always been a pretty observant person.

It's not just you who notices the difference. Soon after 9/11 I started wondering, where did all these burqas come from? Pardon my French, ahem, Freedomese, but they can take their sharia and stick it...well, you catch my drift.

I knew it was patriotboy!

Here is what Boy Wonder sounds like when he's not huffing spray paint:

I have a masters in political management from The Graduate School of Political Management at The George Washington University and ten years of campaign experience -- I did it for a living for three of those years. I was good at it. Every campaign I had complete control over succeeded and I'm talking about Democrats in Utah ... now I think I need to dust off those old skills to help put this country back on track.

And to think we ourselves have now had the opportunity to witness those amazing skills. Our grandchildren will be totally enthralled when we tell them about this.

I'm not angling for a campaign job. I'm just going to try to move my medium sized swing Republican county from red to blue where it belongs. I'll do that by getting people excited about Howard Dean.

Yes, this foul-mouthed cretin is a Howard Dean enthusiast. Bet you didn't see that one coming, did you?

See you all in Atrios' comments section,

Tim

Yes, he's an Atrios groupie, too. I can picture the amazed expressions on your faces.

[This is from his demented blog; I won't link to it, you can look it up]

A little suspicious, no? If Islamists were planning another attack, why would they announce it on the Internet, in English? And since when are Islamist terrorists the least bit concerned for Muslims in the vicinity of the areas they attack?

And besides, wouldn't an attack on the United States be a distraction from the war on the infidels occupying Iraq (where they seem to be murdering just as many innocent Muslims as U.S. soldiers)?

These people make no sense.

#226 - Addendum

Oops, I see Charles already posted a link to patriotboy's blog. Please don't disrupt his comments section as it is as pristine as the Alaskan wilderness.

Glen Wishard (#228)

Please don't disrupt his comments section as it is as pristine as the Alaskan wilderness.

LOL! You crack me up.

Although website or forum wasn't explicitly named, I think the DEBKAfile report is refering to this message in the Global_Islamic_Media Yahoo group:
[Link: groups.yahoo.com...]

This Yahoo group is reported by many terrorism experts to be directly connected to al-Qaeda. The English translation of the Arabic post is provided below by the 'Northeast Intelligence Network'.

[Link: www.hagmannpi.com...]

and check out this report of a threat to the 'Northeast Intelligence Network':

[Link: www.hagmannpi.com...]

Research into "daleel_almojahid" (files, links provided in Yahoo site) indicate that he is directly connected with al-Qaeda's Global_Islamic_Media group.

#226 Glen Wishard

Yes, this foul-mouthed cretin is a Howard Dean enthusiast. Bet you didn't see that one coming, did you?

Total shocker, to be sure. OTOH, I'm perfectly satisfied to have him beat his littLLLe drum to Howard's tune -- he's completely unelectable in the general election, so it would almost be a positive thing if he gets the Dem's nomination.

-dg

Zulubaby:

Aha! THAT explains why I suddenly found myself at the bottom of the stairs at the Halloween party.

(I drank Idiotic, went indiscriminately wild, and trusted the Shover Robot.)

:)

Yes, Frank IBC but did you crush that dwarf without handing the pliers?

Naughty.

Interestingly enough, I joined the group just long enough post a reply to thier "last call".

"Don't let the screen door hit you in the ass on the way out, pig****ers!"

Oddly, enough, it hasn't shown up in the message index yet...

Frank IBC (#232)

What did I do?

Zulubaby -

You clued me in to the Secrets of the Universe, in your #200.

Smit -

It was too late for the pliers. The dwarf was right at the bottom of the stairs.

:)

OT, but Infrared Channel Four Imagery suggests a chance for a sub-tropical storm with gales and brief heavy rain for New Orleans.

Unfortunately, the 30C Gulf waters of early September are gone, and the water is only about 26C, so the development of a truly tropical system that could strengthen to Hurricane force before landfall is low.

Severe weather for DFW tomorrow?

Ed Moran (#237),

Here's on for you:

WOW! Solar Storm Photo.

#237 Ed Moran

Ah, well. At least I'm off & don't need to go anywhere tomorrow. (And if I do, my SUV can handle up to half a meter of water.) Anyhow, after two tropical systems in the space of a week last year, a sub-tropical gale's not much to worry about.

Frank IBC (236)

Aah, okay. Too early in the morning for me.

Ed Moran: Missing his true calling as a weather reporter

Lileks talks about the weather today too.

;)

So what about the Kellen Winslow episode?