The episode of South Park entitled 'Super Best Friends' was deeply hurtful to Muslims.

#1003456 on the list of things that are "deeply hurtful" to these thin-skinned douchebags.

Will the kuffar soon be using the name of the Last Prophet (pbuh) as a swear word, in the same way that they already abuse the name of Jesus (pbuh)

Kuffar? I'm offended!

The episode of South Park entitled 'Super Best Friends' was deeply hurtful to Muslims.

The episode of Islamist aggression entitled '9/11/01' was deeply hurtful to Americans.

Now STFU!

Will the kuffar soon be using the name of the Last Prophet (pbuh) as a swear word, in the same way that they already abuse the name of Jesus (pbuh)

To move my suggestion from another thread: What a great idea!

South Park is an equal opportunity offender.

Besides, since when do these same Muslims care about the sensibilities of others - like the Jews, for instance? We find it deeply offensive to be called the "sons of monkeys and pigs", "infidels" and everything else they throw our way.

Karski - I believe they're not thin skinned; they realize that whining & complaining actually works. I don't think I'm wrong here.

Jesus is greater than Mohammed, I might add. Mohammed was a false prophet. Jesus is Yahweh according to my religious beliefs.

My G-d, now they are out of shape over South Park. Islam, the anti-humor religion.

Maybe, just maybe, if these people learned to laugh at themselves and the world in general, we could all return to some level of sanity.

Ok, I am probably wishing too much, but the Muslims find so much to hate and issue fatwas against that they truly have seized the throne of being the ultimate KILLJOYS.

In that episode the 3 prophets were best friends, I thought it was rather a nice message.

Make your feelings clear to Channel 4. Please bombard them with calls and e-mails, making the following points:

Bombard them? Poor choice of words.

"Please bombard them..."

...they think they are funny, don't they ?

"Please bombard them" being the operative words of this press release.

The cartoon portrayed Muhammad in a ridiculous and offensive manner. He carried a rifle and amongst other things was made to fly around shooting fire from his fingers at a statue brought to life.

Muhammad wouldn't carry a rifle, would he? You could hurt someone with a rifle.

Uh, so if you find a program offensive, don't watch it maybe? Last time I checked, that's how TV worked.

I constantly see the complaint from the ROP members:

To Muslims it is very important never to make any pictorial representations of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh).

Well that may very well be so, but guess what, I'm not a Muslim and its not very important to me. If they don't like it they can close their eyes.

Personally, I find pictorial representations of Mohammed quite amusing...

mohammed (pffft) got much better treatment than he deserves on that episode.

are the arabs upset over the South Park that featured Towelie as well?

Unfortunately, many Muslims find fault with virtually everything about the West, and won't be satisfied until Shari'a reigns everywhere.

They complain that the West is too liberal. They complain that the West is too oppressive. They complain that the West supports Arab dictators. They complain that the West deposes Arab dictators.

We need to alert people to the insincerety of many of these complaints. Banning a cartoon that depicts Mohammed as a superhero won't stop them from creating cartoons that depict Jews as devils and baby-killers...

To UK Muslims, in the immortal words of Eric Cartman, I can only reply as follows: "Screw you guys! Respect my authoritaaaay..."

And to Muslims worldwide, I have only this to say:

"Timmmmayyyyy.!!!"

Very OT (sorry) --

Does anyone know of a published account of the incidents at Sabra and Shatila that is written by a party that is generally considered disinterested?

I'd like to learn more about that event, but I would like to try to find some sources that are lighter in the "axe-grinding" department.

Thanks.

It's things like this that make me want to start a web site that completely pictorializes (if that's a word) Muhammad running around acting like a monkey in heat simply to piss off the Muslims. If they want to complain, let's give them something to complain about!

Surely someone has beat me to this idea. Anyone know?

Is a tiny bit of respect really too much to ask? Will the kuffar soon be using the name of the Last Prophet (pbuh) as a swear word

Hey, wait! I thought Joseph Smith was the last Prophet?

The last prophet

#14 Kalmia

Uh, so if you find a program offensive, don't watch it maybe? Last time I checked, that's how TV worked.

That sure ain't how it worked in Afghanistan under the Taliban. Or in Iran. Or in Saudi Arabia.

We shouldn't fool ourselves into thinking they only demand control over how they are depicted. They want control over how everyone is depicted.

#14 kalmia

They don't want you to watch it.

Later in the same posting...

Muslims have no objection to people expressing disagreement with the teachings of the prophets.

Now that's funny...

The muslims have to get over it. They are only a small fraction of the viewing public. If they feel that some program might be offensive, DON'T WATCH. Other people have rights too, you know. I personally was offended by the white-washing of islam by PBS here in the States. I made me think that islam was like Willie Wonker's Chocolate Factory, all sweet and sugary--NOT!!

#6 Raj Against The Machine

I know.

But I think there is also a thin-skinned hyperdefensiveness here, though. At some level, they realize their beliefs are ridiculous and over-react to the slightest hint that someone is catching on.

ISLAM - THE RELIGION OF WHINING AND HYPOCRISY

Rather amusing that the young seethers did not see any importance in complaining about past episodes of South Park that involved Jesus and Moses.

Then again, maybe the YS actually believe that Jews make soap carving and pasta picture offerings to Moses.

So learn how to turn the telly off, already...

Why would mohammed make it so that no one can picture him? Was he terribly ugly or did he think he was more than human?

#19 Elias Israel 11/13/2003

Try Conor Cruise O'Brien's book "The Siege."

O'Brien was Ireland's UN ambassador for many years. He became interested in the ME because he sat next to the reps from Iraq and Iran.

I suppose it would be offensive to replace the phrase

lika a monkey fucking a football with

like mohammed fucking a nine year old...

Yes, sir, Amir. Nail on the head, right there, pal. My infidel, Kafir ass is going to stop using the name of my God in vain, and instead I'm going to use the name of yours. F

rom this day forward, I'm going to say "Allahdammit" or "Muhammed!!!!!" when I stub my toe, spill my beer, or when the phone rings when I'm screwing your mother.

featured the Prophets Moses, Jesus and Muhammad (peace be upon them) portrayed as ridiculous super-heroes

was deliberately offensive to all Muslims by subjecting no less than three of their most respected prophets to ridicule - Moses, Jesus and Muhammad

I think Jesus would be pretty important to the Christians, don't y'all agree. I think we can handle our own seething, thank you very much.

Oh wait, your not seething about Moses and Jesus after all, what you do not care about the Jews and Christians?

The episode of South Park entitled 'Super Best Friends' was deeply hurtful to Muslims.

Muslims are upset by the portrayal of their prophet in a TV cartoon? Their faith in their religion must be pretty weak if it can be shaken this easily.

Tom the Dancing Bug made this point a few years ago. I think he was referring to the movie "Dogma".

Screw you guys.......I'm going home.

Hey Neo,

Are you LDS a.k.a. Mormon, 'cause we also believe that.

I think one of the creators of South Park was Mormon (Matt?) and that's definitely influenced South Park. There was this funny episode where everyone was in hell except the Mormons. It was poking fun at the exclusiveness of some Mormons that believe only Mormons will go to heaven.

Gee, I'm offended. ;-)

religion is the problem

Muhammad depicted. Oy vey!

Here's a thought for people who are offended that has been utilized by many who dislike South Park:

TURN. THE. FUCKING. CHANNEL!

Yeah, I'll bet they're offended. Especially those scenes with Saddam in his bed.

Oh wait...

People offended by South Park? Nooooo... Blacks, Jews, Christians, Gays, Handicaps, celebrities, et. al. are absolutely abused on that show EVERY EPISODE! Jesus is a citizen of South Park, who has his own cable access television show "Jesus and Pals," and where is the outrage? Mohammed(PBUH) gets a cameo in an episode based on all religions and David Blaine and the turbans are in a tizzy. That's hillarious and one more reason to shut my ears off when I hear the ROP whine.

naw b

the problem is people pushing their religion on others violently.

whiny little pricks should spend a little more time trying to propel their culture forward 500 years than whining about a cartoon.

It is part of our aqeedah to defend the Prophets!

I don't know any Arabic, but in Hebrew, the akaydah refers to Abraham's willingness to sacrifice his son to show his faith. (In the Torah, God sends a ram to take the place of Isaac. In the version of the story that appears in the Koran, I believe Isaac is actually killed by his father!) I wonder what the connotation of "aqeedah" is to Muslims.

Where's that article on how Saudi Arabia has no humour and has to import humour from other countries? Or is it Egypt that has no humour?

Jesus and Moses carried guns on Family Guy. Why are they not outraged at this? Because Mohammed wasn't there too?

And since when was Mohammed a prophet? What phopheses exactly did he make? "Messenger of Allah" would be more correct.

They're just upset that Mohammad was never asked to be a guest on South Park's cable show, "Jesus And Pals."

I worship David Blaine (Peace be upon Him and his sacred lucite box) and live my life by his teachings. I'm offended too.

#43 whiner

Linguistically, the word aqeedah means, "to know, bind, fasten tightly, fortify, consolidate and cement." By convention, the word aqeedah means, "a firm, unwavering belief which is not open to any doubt with its beholder."

www.geocities.com/kkhaan/intro.html

By the way, the Hebrew "aqedha" means "binding" which is why its sometimes called "The binding of Isaac".

#19 Elias Israel

Don't know what your opinion is of the Kahan Commission, but many consider it the most through of the investigations. I'm not talking about the "parodies" of the report as filtered through the anti-Israel media, but the actual report itself. You can find it here:
[Link: www.us-israel.org...]

We all realize, of course, complaints of this nature are guaranteed to inspire Parker and Stone to be even more offensive.

This ought to be good.

I was terribly offended when Kenny's face was shown. All South Park worshippers know Kenny cannot have a face nor a voice.

As it is said in the Script (I:I:I):
MMm mm mm mm mm mMMm mm m mm

OT - Woo hoo. Exploding Qurans. What a religion. And this is from the ones who say others don't follow Islam close enough.

Copies of the Quran were booby trapped by Muslim terrorists seeking to kill and maim pilgrims to Islam's holiest city, Mecca, according to a Saudi newspaper

Saudi security sources say police found the unusual weapon amid arms caches discovered in recent raids of terrorist hideouts in Mecca and the Saudi capital of Riyadh, reported the London-based daily Asharq al-Awsat, according to Reuters.

Gotta love that wacky RoP.
Terrorists booby-trap Quran to kill pilgrims

#21 Milo,

Wrong. Joseph Smith is the first prophet of modern-day prophets according to Mormon theology. There have been 15 Mormon prophets since Joseph Smith. The most recent is Gordon B. Hinkley. He's usually referred to as the President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. He has 2 counselors and a council of 12 apostles . Just FYI.

Since I'm not a Muslim, I'm not sure what the big deal is about portraying Mohammed. It's not like he wasn't a living human being. Portraying Allah I might understand better because Muslims don't think he has a body as we know it.

Anyway, this guy should get a life. And why is a devout Muslim watching those foul-mouthed cartoon kids anyway? LOL.

hmm... wonder if they liked the stereotypes and jewish stuff made fun of and dammiti missed that episode sounds very funny oh and if you dont like it change the channel

The episode of South Park broadcast on 10th October 2003 at 11.40 pm

Muhammadammit! I missed that episode.

Who's David Blaine? Is he the guy who suspended himself in a plastic box for X hours?

#32 Bob

Hold that thought! I gotta go take a mohammed.

brb

#7

Jesus is greater than Mohammed, I might add. Mohammed was a false prophet. Jesus is Yahweh according to my religious beliefs.

Ah, they were both dirty, smelly hippies -- may peace be upon their bad-ass motherfucking selves.

Personally, i think that muslim group is ridiculous. I saw that episode and being American I believe in free speech. Besides it was funny.

A little perspective here: When "The Last Temptation of Christ" came out and had Jesus dreaming about being married to and having sex with Mary Magdalene as an alternative to his actual fate, Catholics (Pat Buchanan in particular, I remember) screamed bloody murder and demanded the film be withdrawn. So religious attempts to censor are not limited to Islam.

That being said, Pat Buchanan did not prevail, and neither should these would-be censors. They don't live in Egypt or Pakistan any more; in the West we don't censor political speech which mocks or is against religious beliefs. They certainly have the right to seethe and complain and whine to Channel 4, but if Channel 4 caves, they're not better than al-Jazeera.

Thanks, Gordon. That was extremely helpful, as always.

and I always thought the Germans had no sense of humour!

Is no sense of humour a requirement of Shria?

#58 Gordon
Thank you, Mr. Perspective. Where would we be without you?

Doncha just hate it when the TV program is "deeply hurtful" and there's just no way to stop it from appearing on the screen and it is just so "deeply hurtful" and you think that maybe it's time somebody invented a way to make it stop.

I'm thinking something like a channel changer thingy or an off button. If it was remote, why, you wouldn't even have to get off the couch to remove the "deeply hurtful" program from the screen.

You'd think that if man could get to the moon, maybe, just maybe, someone could invent a channel changer thingy or an off button or something 'cause it's just so "deeply hurtful" when you are forced to watch programs that are "deeply hurtful".

#19 Elias Israel

You will not find an unbias account of Sabra and Shatila. The best you can hope for is to read what exists from all sides and try to make your own conclusions.

I feel that the best way to approach the research into these events is to start with Damour. Here are a couple of links to get you started.

[Link: www.geocities.com...]

[Link: www.geocities.com...]

"Jesus is greater than Mohammed" etc.

PROPHET ENVY

Treatable, but treatment is fatal

#38 Muhammad depicted

My religion worships Mickey Mouse (cheese be upon him) and His Divine Concubine Minnie (may her frilliness be unruffled). That image was deeply offensive to me. I must now kill you.

Hey if I can swallow Mr Hanky hijacking Christmas anybody should be able to swallow anything.

But I can't swallow episode 9/11/01. Eat Hanky and Die! (PBUH)

Some real perspective for Gordon: The South Park cartoon featured Moses, Jesus and Mohammed (who was not depicted as a pedophile in the role).

Why don't you go hunt down some Christians seething at this South Park cartoon, and provide a link.
 

Thanks, James.

Fellow Muslims:

Even though you probably didn't see this episode of South Park and even though if you had, maybe you weren't offended by it, you should contact channel 4 and let them know you were offended.

Right. Got it./

Change the freakin' channel. I'm sure Al-Jazeera has some wonderfully uplifting photos of dead Jews.

[Link: www.memri.org...]

Its hard to be a Jew on Christmas!

I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, on Christmas!

South Park at it's best, unclefucker!

Gordon,

They also protested Monty Python's Life of Brian as well. While I can think of plenty of good Catholics who are very funny people, the Catholic Church has no sense of humor whatsoever.

Will the kuffar soon be using the name of the Last Prophet (pbuh) as a swear word, in the same way that they already abuse the name of Jesus (pbuh)?

I don't want to offend our friends and allies in the war against terror, muslims, so I just want to be clear about what is acceptable and what is not. Please let me know regarding the following:

Allah fucking damn it!
Muhammud fucking christ!
Allah damn bastard!
Holy fucking shit! (allah is implied)

I almost forgot, what about Muhammud H Christ on a popsicle stick?

Correct me if I'm wrong someone, but didn't this episode originally air about 2 seasons ago?

Super Friends

Has anyone noticed the language "tiny bit of respect" and "deeply hurtful" in other Muslim group's public statements?

Are these guys reading from the same playbook?

Ya think????

I wish I had the time to research that....

b

[Link: www.memri.org...]

warning!

Ordinarily, this kind of whining would probably get a show yanked, and an apology aired. I'm betting this show is successful enough that Parker & Stone have the pull to get away with it. These seethers ought to watch what they say, or they might find Mo (pigs be up in him) in bed with Satan, like they did with Saddam. Come to think of it, that might lend a sort of historical accuracy that the show is lacking.

Personally, I'm offended that they grouped Mo with Moses and Jesus. And I'm not even religious.

#2 H-Town 11/13/2003 08:42AM PST

"Kuffar? I'm offended! "

You gonna bombard the Yummucks with e-mails and phone calls? (*wry groan--er, grin*)

#7 Neo: I'll get you, Agent Smith
Jesus is greater than Mohammed, I might add. Mohammed was a false prophet. Jesus is Yahweh according to my religious beliefs.

I read he testified to that effect, himself--also, that he clearly briefed everyone on Mission 1: "He was handed the book of the prophet Isaiah. And when He had opened the book, He found the place where it was written: 'The Spirit of the Lord is upon Me, Because He has anointed Me To preach the gospel to the poor; He has sent Me to heal the brokenhearted, To proclaim liberty to the captives And recovery of sight to the blind, To set at liberty those who are oppressed; To proclaim the acceptable year of the Lord.'" Then He stopped: He did not read "And the day of vengeance of our God;"--*yet*! This is called a clue.

#13 James 11/13/2003 08:48AM PST

"Muhammad wouldn't carry a rifle, would he? You could hurt someone with a rifle. "

An obvious insult! Mo- would carry an automatic machine gun and tank-killer launcher at the very least, and shoot flamethrower-quality blasts from his whole fist. /sarcasm

#14 kalmia & #28 ESTEBAN

Uh, so if you find a program offensive, don't watch it maybe? Last time I checked, that's how TV worked.

Kufr! A fatwa on your Off buttons! /fanatimam

Short version: E-mail bombardment is e-jihad (a good way to draw in the squeamish).

#49 Mongo 11/13/2003 09:06AM PST

good idea everybody forward the thread or topic or url to southparks creators

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Hi-De-Ho!!!

"What is this, some sort of "Towley Ban"...

Name of the prophet as a swear word...

They must be mo-ha-mm-fucking-mad!!! (pbue)

Who wouldnt envy someone that could shoot fire from thier fingers?

#65 ZBeeblebrox

LOL!

Yet, Mr. Slave is okay to them on many levels.

All those who have pointed out the humorlessness of the Islamoids are correct. I just came across this great paragraph in Mark Twain's Mysterious Stranger

Will a day come when the human race will detect the funniness of these juvenilities and laugh at them - and by laughing destroy them? For your race, in its poverty, has unquestionably one really effective weapon - laughter. Power, Money, Persuasion, Supplication, Persecution- these can lift a colossal humbug - push it a little - crowd it a little - weaken it a little, century by century: but only Laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of Laughter nothing can stand.

More Islam and Mohammed humor, please.

65 ZBeeblebrox

I think your Mickey Mouse religion is just Goofy!

# 63 abu BIG wrote,
"You will not find an unbias account of Sabra and Shatila."

In total agreement.

By the pork breath of Muhammed, this is getting fun!

This just proves that Muslims have no sense of humor.
Muhammad had barely any lines in that episode and did nothing.

Meanwhile...
Moses was portrayed for the second time as a giant spinning driedel/computer face (The first time he was on the show he demanding macaroni pictures as sacrifices at a camping trip).

And Jesus hosts a regular cable access show in the town, has fought Santa Claus to the death, has fought Satan in a boxing match, and was shot in the back by an Iraqi soldier while trying to save Santa from torture.

And no one compained this much.

But I guess thats cause Muhammad is special, right?

Was there any seething about this. I am sure there was, even though it was hilarious.

Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate.

The full lyrics

Sorry for all the F bombs in there if there are any kids reading it, even though I am sure that they have heard it.

Why hasn't Allah weighed in on this yet?

Damn him and his day job.

They already got Amber Books Ltd to apologize:

Amber Books Ltd sincerely apologises for any offence that has been caused by the inclusion of a pictorial representation of the Prophet Muhammad on page 36 in the book entitled 'The History of Punishment'. Amber Books are currently discussing this issue with the Muslim Council of Britain who are advising Amber Books on the best course of action.

#63 abu BIG

Thanks for the links - I hadn't heard about Damour. How unsurprising - Muslims massacre Christians and no one mentions it. Christians massacre Muslims, and it's an international scandal.

Of course, as my rabbi said at the time - "The Christians kill the Muslims, and everybody blames the Jews!" I suspect the Sabra & Shatila massacre wouldn't have gotten so much play if Israel hadn't been involved.

Still, it's amazing how no one ever gives the context - that the Muslims had been killing Christians with abandon... Also, I noted on the Jewish Virtual Library page that of the hundreds dead, only 35 were women and children. This is of course still horrible, but it suggests the point wasn't just to wipe everyone out.

#33 RIP Ford 11/13/2003 08:57AM PST
make fun of jesus is nuthin ever see the episode where god showed his true face i hope the repeat this episode here in the us

The episode of South Park entitled 'Super Best Friends' was deeply hurtful to Muslims.

Coming late to this thread, so if this has been said, please forgive me:

Muslim: This is humiliating me. Your culture is humiliating me. Must destroy...must attach explosive belt to body and destroy infidels...humiliation making me kill many dhimmis...can't stop...

Here is the song:
Merry Fu**ing Christmas

OT (though this is a great topic):

Article in Debkafile on the new Ahmed Korei government. Debka describes what it says Korei has cited as his "nightmare scenario":

Supposing, one fine day, the Americans say ‘Mister Ahmed Qureia, this morning the British, Israelis and Egyptians gave us the names of the murderers of the three CIA men killed by a remote-controlled bomb blast on October 15 in the Gaza Strip. We asked you for those names but you did not oblige. Here they are now and we want you to head down to the Gaza Strip today, order your security forces to pick them up and hand them over to us.

This is what Qureia is most afraid of. He knows he can’t bring them in himself. He will have to ask Rashid Abu Shbak, Dahlan’s successor as head of preventive security, to hand the men over to him as prime minister. But he knows Abu Shbak will laugh in his face.

Sounds like a great scenario to me. It's pretty sad when a prime minister has a "nightmare" in which he's actually asked to prosecute murderers in territory he supposedly controls.

Don't tell me they're going to put a fatwa on Trey Parker and Matt Stone?

Then there'd really be hell to pay!

#72 JWarrior 11/13/2003 09:16AM PST

Its hard to be a Jew on Christmas!

I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, on Christmas!

South Park at it's best, unclefucker!

thought that was from adam sandlers cartoon movie

Karski--Er, Allah has no day job at the moment. The entries just take a really long time to write.

#102 Allah

My apologies, O Resplendent One.

Dear Channel 4,

I would like to voice my concern about your recent broadcast of the "South Park" movie because it included that nasty song "Blame Canada."

As a practising Canadian, I was outraged and deeply hurt by the way the movie subjected my country--which everyone agrees is a bastion of niceness in a cold, cruel world--to ridicule on an international level.

Moreover, it is unacceptable to characterize Canadians as malevolent toque-wearing, beer-swillers. Such depictions provoke Canada-haters to act out in anti-social ways.

I was also deeply hurt by your depiction of my recently departed leader (departed in the political sense), Jean Cretien. I know he is difficult to understand at times, but did you have to resort to English subtitles? After all, he was speaking English (I think; I'm pretty sure). As for having him break out in hives at the mention of supporting the American war effort in Iraq--well, again, I think you've crossed the line there.

I trust that you will not subject my country to any further abuse, and I hope you will agree that when it comes to Canada, one must put all kidding aside.

Yours truly,
scaramouche

> Hey, wait! I thought Joseph Smith was the last Prophet?

Hmmm, I'll see your prophet and raise by a couple.

Wouldn't the leader of heaven's gate be considered to have been the most recent "successful" prophet? Before him would be Rael of the Raelians.

And a half a century before that would be L. Ron Hubbard (and Charles Manson) of the Scientologists and the whole pantheon of "new age" religions that have been foisted on the gullible.

Of course, if one wanted to stay within just the muslim "abrahamic" mythology, then Baha'ullah was the most recent prophet who started a subcult of islamists.

#101 jimmytheclaw

Nope. It's Kyle.

#54 Occassional Reader,

LOL. Mohammadammit! Too bad it is too long. It might have caught on.

****

Now I get it. It is all about identity politics.

The episode of South Park entitled 'Super Best Friends' was deeply hurtful to Muslims.

The really go with the phrase to Muslims.

So next time you write a letter, make sure to use whatever religous/ethnic/socio-economic group you happen to be in and you'll get more sympathy from the powers-that-be.

9/11 was deeply hurtful to Christians.

The Arab press's bias is offensive to all Jews.

To Hindus it is very important to refrain from bombing trains full of people.

Is a tiny bit of originality too much to ask? In an article entitled "Publishers Insult Prophet (pbuh") on MPAC's web site (Muslim Public Affairs Commission) the same words appear

Complain about blasphemous picture of the Prophet (pbuh) with naked women.

MPAC apologises for having to show this blasphemous picture. However we feel it is important that Muslims are aware, so insh'Allah we can put a stop to this.

It has been brought to our attention that a British company has published the above 'portrait' of Allah's last prophet, Muhammad (peace be upon him) to illustrate the topic of Shariah in their book, 'The History of Punishment'. Why would anyone paint the prophet Muhammad (pbuh) surrounded by naked women?! Why have they chosen to cause so much hurt to Muslims? Is a tiny bit of respect really too much to ask?

#104 scaramouche,

LOL. You've got it.

#104 LOL!

Don't remember the exact lyrics but there was a line about "...that bitch Ann Murray..." Hilarious.

Is a tiny bit of respect really too much to ask?

I've been noodling over this plaintive query and I have concluded:

Yes, yes it is. Until you've earned it.

Insulting Muslims is one of my favourite pastimes. I'm going to do it more.

#110 Smitty

Here's the offensive song in question, including the line about national treasure Anne Murray (recently surpassed by the much sexier Shania Twain):
[Link: www.stlyrics.com...]

i remember that episode, it was one of their best ever. right up there with the pilot that featured Jesus fighting Santa Claus.

it is a well known fact that if south park pisses you off, the joke is on you.

bravo Trey and Matt!!!

i cant wait for BASEketball 2.....

Allah you built up a lot of comp time during the last milienium I suppose?

Well, I must say, this thread gave a jump start to my day. Muslims complaining about South park? That, in and of itself, is a laugh riot!

Mohammed (taking the advice from the link of using the name as a swear word!), these Muslims can be sooooo depressing that someone ought to pen their musical anthem (if they believed in music, actually), "Jihadi Blues."

I would think they would applaud the episode where Muhammed is destroying the Jew David Blaine. In fact, I am surprised we have not seen such a cartoon in Abu Dabby or some other moderate Muslim center of culture and follow-up.

Boy even scripts acting out their fantasies to kill Jews cannot soothe their humiliation. This must really be important to them maybe we shoud listen (peace be upon us for a change).

Jumping to the bottom of the threads...

Allah Damn!
Damn Mohammed!
Mohammed be Damned!

are the ones that come to mind.

#113 scaramouche

Mmmmmm...... Shania...

OT: shout out and a secret minion handshake (that I'm still working on) to my new homies OR, EW1, and SoCalJustice (pbut)...

#113 Thanks scaramouche! BTW, someone that can locate South Park lyrics that fast may require the aid of a 12-step program...

I think Amir2001 should lighten up on South Park.Which of the following main characters wouldn't any Muslim male seek to emulate?

Eric Cartman makes fun of Kyle by saying "I don't need to take that kind of s**t from a Jew",

Stan Marsh is the only character on South Park that is actually intelligent and girls like him ALOT.

Kyle Broslofki sings The song "I’m a Jew" because he doesn’t want to be Jewish. The refrain lyrics are: I’m a Jew A lonely Jew On Christmas

Kenny McCormick loves dying.

Is a tiny bit of respect really too much to ask? Will the kuffar soon be using the name of the Last Prophet (pbuh) as a swear word, in the same way that they already abuse the name of Jesus (pbuh)? It is part of our aqeedah to defend the Prophets! Or will we stand by silently?

Jesus Mohammeding Christ! These mohammeding islamokazes are just plain absomohammedlutely out of the mohammeding minds! I couldn't give two mohammeds what they think. I'd rather be mohammeded up the mohammed than have to listen to this class A bullmohammed.

And one other thing:

These islamokazes are major league mohammedholes.

These kids at the YMUK can all eat Shiite.

Not a Muhammedan swear word, but sums up my feelings nicely.

What the hell is "PBUH"??? Is he clearing his throat?

#126 Neo_Con

I think it's short for "piss be upon him". Or something like that.

#95 HalfLife

Thank you for your reply. Well, if you had never heard of Damour, then I am sure that you never heard of Hama Syria either.

Three years ago, you could do a web search on Hama Syria and it would have brought up articles about one of the worst civilan massacres of the 20th century. Today when you do a web search, all you will see is travel info and hotel stuff.

If you would like to read about the love one Muslim has for his brothers, I reccommend the following:

[Link: www.2la.org...]

[Link: www.shrc.org...]

wonder if they will dispatch a killer crew to go find south park colorado and go after the offenders lol

oh, I get it. As in "the Prophet Mohammad (STFU)".

Will the kuffar soon be using the name of the Last Prophet (pbuh) as a swear word,

Naaahhh, it's just too long, doesn't have that ring too it.

Hope you don't feel left out.

Can you imagine the outcry if a Jewish organization were to call everyone else 'gentiles'?

OT, but I was doing a little post lunch reading (if you know what I was talking about) and I learned something new. I was reading in the obituaries, and found a woman whose husband ( before he passed) had been mayor of Schulenberg, TX. This woman was a member of the Daughters of the Revolution, and the United Daughters of the Confederacy, along with being a founding member of Temple Israel in Schulenberg. I knew there were Jews in America back during the Revolution and the Civil War, but I didn't know there were Jewish Shriners (Her husband was Potentate of the Arabia Shrine Temple of Houston).

#47 James

By the way, the Hebrew "aqedha" means "binding" which is why its sometimes called "The binding of Isaac".

If you ever wonder of anyone appreciates your little details - I do. Thanks, you add to this blog IMO.

#132 Crill

Can you imagine the outcry if a Jewish organization were to call everyone else 'gentiles'?

Oooh! A moral relativist! The difference my friend is that no Jew is going to forcibly convert entire nations to Judaism. They don't even proselytise.

#43 whiner 11/13/2003 09:02AM PST

(In the Torah, God sends a ram to take the place of Isaac. In the version of the story that appears in the Koran, I believe Isaac is actually killed by his father!)

What Isaac? Don't you know the Bible is "tainted"? Qu'ran says the guy on the slab was Ishmael--and he was redeemed with a lot more than one little ram (As-Saffat 37:100-111.) As-Saffat 37:112 alleges to fortell the birth of Isaac. (As-Saffat 37-113 already condemns "some" of the descendents, BTW.)

I guess this Isaac stuff all happened after Abe and Ishy allegedly built the Ka'bah at Mecca (Al-Baqarah - 2:127).

(Please pass the moonbat juice. Reading surras makes me dizzy.)

Slightly O/T

[Link: www.faithfreedom.org...]

The truth is however that Muhammad was not a supper sexual. At his old age, he probably was impotent. But this does not mean that he did not have sexual thoughts and sexual reveries. He loved to fondle his young wives and play with them when they were naked.

Bukhari Vol.1 Book.6, Number.299
'Aisha said: "Whenever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle anyone of us during her periods (menses), he used to order her to put on an Izar (dress worn below the waist) and start fondling her." 'Aisha added, "None of you could control his sexual desires as the Prophet could."

#66 Kalb

Hey if I can swallow Mr Hanky

Whoa, dude, pick your words a little more carefully! ;-)

* To Muslims it is very important never to make any pictorial representations of the Prophet Muhammad

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Does really bad ASCII art count?

Why in the world would there not be Jewish Shriners? The Shrine, like the Freemasons, are open to any religion, or even people of no religion as long as they are willing to profess belief in one Supreme Being. There are Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, Zoroastrians, Wiccans ....

#74 & #75

Thanks for asking! Would you make an adjustment, please?

"Christ" is an old street-greek translation for "Messiah." (This means "anointed one," which is a godly honor in the Bible--priests, prophets and kings were anointed for G-d's service.)

So if you use christ with Mo-, you are digging at both Christians and Jews.

I have a suggestion for YMUK:

TURN OFF THE TV!!!!! GET A LIFE!!!

#131
Fred:
It's not too long to be used creatively.

To paraphrase the Professor from Futurama:

"Sweet creeping Zombie Mohammed on a gas-powered pogostick!"

#139 niall

It might be just me, but that kind of looks like Santa Clause...

Something inside of me tells me that South Park will issue an appology.

#135 Kaywanee
I'm not a moral reletavist at all! You don't know me, and I'm sorry that you misinterpreted my remark.

I wonder if Cox and Forkum will parody this one.

Using the name of Mohammed (PTUI!)
as a swear word??

Well, Mohammed H. Quraish! That's one damned fine idea!

From my days in the computer business, I could swear that the Last Prophet was Steve Jobs. (You had to be there.)

Speaking of some other people who can't take a joke...
[Link: ajc.printthis.clickability.com...]

Didn't they read the disclaimer at the beginning of the episode.

I have actually turned off a few South Park episodes. I'm not particularly fond of Jesus portrayed as a burnout, but the episode I found most offensive was when Butter's mom was trying to kill him, which I intepreted as a rather sick way to make jokes about the Andrea Yates tragedy.

Of course, I just switch to something else on the TV, maybe Animal Planet ( no, no Muslims there despite the name), or Discovery or TLC, as long as they don't have one of those retarded home makeover shows on. I used to love to watch "Wings" ( not the lame sitcom ), but now it is on channel 400 and my wife doesn't want to spend the extra money for a digital cable box.

Gordon, I remember the controversy about The Last Temptation of Christ". Remember how the Pope urged all Catholics to kill Martin Scorcese? Remember how Willem DaFoe had to go into hiding for fear of his life?
Remember how followers of the Rev. Falwell bombed Harvey Keitel's house? I'm sure you remember Pat Buchanan urging his followers to plant bombs in the theatres during weekend matinees.

You do remember all that, Gordo, don't you?

"... Is a tiny bit of respect really too much to ask? Will the kuffar...."

Ah, respect! Like this example in the very next 3 words....

;^p (Oops--where's my lovingkindness? Why should I stay down at *their* level?)

if they think that episode was offensive, wait until they see "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants" episode where the boys make fun of muslims and not just Mohammed! anyone else remember Cartman praying toward Mecca alongside Osama? HILARIOUS!

#143 Doug

I stand corrected, the "zombie Muhammed" gets the alliteration going... makes it work in a longish way.

#144 Smitty

Then I am even more successful than I hoped! I have rendered Mohammed in the likeness of a Christian icon with strong capitalist associations! BWAHHAHAHAHA!!!

If this offends muslims, then I'll be glad to stop as soon as they quit killing non-muslims, which is offensive to my religion.

I make a motion that we all start using Mohammed as a curse word instead of Jesus Christ.

Logically it makes sense to do so as Jesus never cursed while Mohammed was a curse on humanity.

Looks like the Jihadis need to learn to stop having a Mohammed over every little thing.

#145 veebee

Something inside of me tells me that South Park will issue an appology.

I seriously doubt it. I'd be looking for a full episode with Muhammed next. That seems to be the way the show works.

Wouldn't it be easier if the Islamics just issued a list of what doesn't offend them than what does?

Things that don't offend Islam
Honor Killings
Slavery
Female genital mutilation
Polygamy
Sex with Minors
Sex with Animals
Murder
Extortion
Rape

Things that offend Islam
(Anything not on the above list)

I'm offended by the YMUK. To whom do I write?

I have yet to hear of a Muslim with a sense of humour. I don't think it's possible to seethe and laugh at the same time so that may go toward explaining it.

Mohammadammit!

It does have kind of a nice lyrical flow to it. I like it.

Anyone else notice that ever since the IDF cracked the Syrians, it has been quieter in the land of roaming Jooo?

RIP Ford

I hope you are right. I don't watch South Park often, but from what I have seen the show, despite its reputation is fairly PC. The idea for this particular episode was to underline "our common Abrahamic (sp?) heritage".

As Kyle (the Jew) would say:
"You bastards"!

Logically it makes sense to do so as Jesus never cursed

On behalf of fig trees everywhere, I must object to this transparent attempt at historical revision...

They should all just go to Casa Bonita and do a little cliff diving and chill.

#163 AG abu He Hate Me

Me thinks that 90 miles of Security Barrier also is playing a role in the relative quiet.

OT, Mount Washington, NH ( where it is only 3 months to the First in the Nation Presidential Primary ) has 1/16th mile visibility in snow and freezing fog, temperature 17F ( -8C), but the 63 mph (~105 kph) sustained winds gives a brisk chill factor of -23C

Meanwhile, Winter Storm Warnings for much of New York State!

Back in Houston, temperatures are struggling to make 22 degrees with a brisk northeast wind and overcast skies after yesterdays October like temperatures near 30.

OT. Two suggestions.

1. In Canada and Europe, people critical of Islam have been sued because they have made "slanderous" comments or comments which defame or are hurtful (of course, usually factual comments which they don't like). But...what little reading I've done about the Koran and the Hadith tells me that there are plenty of rather vile things written in these books which are hurtful of Jews and Christians. So, I wonder why those books haven't been removed from the bookshelves in Canada and Europe? Perhaps someone can bring a lawsuit about it.

2. Just for shits and giggles, why not form an Islamic-sounding group, like, "The Supreme American Muslim Judicial Council"? And incorporate it and take the name? And a few other similar names and then issue statements. Just for the fun of it?

Casa Bonita?!
Thats my favorite place in the whole wide world!

Ed, thanks for the weather update. It is 80 and sunny here in the sunshine state. But I do detect a hanging chad in the forecast.

"Go back to San Francisco with all the other Jews."- Cartman

#150 Redneck

Didn't they read the disclaimer at the beginning of the episode.

I'm ADD (really) and I've never been able to react quickly enough to read it.

What does it say?

TIA

#158 RIP Ford

I'm keen to South Parks response to this one actually.

#161 Zulubaby,

What do you call an arab with a sense of humour?

Azif.

That was a great episode of South Park! Another good one was the 100th episode: "I'm a little bit country"

#169 Ed Moran:Jewish Shriners? Whats Next?

Meanwhile, Winter Storm Warnings for much of New York State!

Ed, are you an upstate New Yorker?

OT
John William Racine / Hacker Hero
Sentenced to "slap on the wrist" for hacking into the Al Jazeera site creating mayhem and lots of Arabic seething...

Let Freedom Ring!

#139 niall

Does this count?

(*)

#174 fred

Here is the usual SP disclaimer:

ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN
THIS SHOW--EVEN THOSE BASED
ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY
FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES
ARE IMPERSONATED.....POORLY.
THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM
CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE
AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT
SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY
ANYONE.

#33 RIP Ford

"Oh wait, your not seething about Moses and Jesus after all, what you do not care about the Jews and Christians?"

That too, but their noninterest has another cause: "those guys" just aren't up there with Big Mo-:

Aali Imran - 3:84
Say (O Muhammad SAW): "We believe in Allâh and in what has been sent down to us, and what was sent down to Ibrâhim (Abraham), Ismâ'il (ishmael), Ishâque (Isaac), Ya'qûb (Jacob) and Al-Asbât [the twelve sons of Ya'qûb (Jacob)] and what was given to Mûsa (Moses), 'Iesa (Jesus) and the Prophets from their Lord. We make no distinction between one another among them and to Him (Allâh) we have submitted (in Islâm)."

Notice how many beings have been hijacked--er, adopted into Islam.....

#19 Elias Israel

One of our regulars was there. He was kind enough to give us his account of what happened from his perspective recently.

Caton, hope you are okay and that you come back 'round these parts soon.

# 172 abu BIG:

But I do detect a hanging chad in the forecast.

Better a hanger than a pregger!

RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!

This cartoon is like swine shit. It is undoubtedly the work of zionist sons of pigs and monkeys. It even contains a jew character but no muslim. Another proof that americans are being brainwashed by the secret jewish world-wide conspiracy.

American men, stop watching this rubbish and raise up to the glory of Allah! American men, you have nothing to lose and all to gain for converting: your wifes will be your servants, you will be able to buy and sell human slaves at will, you will wear the same dirty robe every day and never shave but no one will dare mock you. And you will request five extra breaks every day to your boss to pray.

Infidels

We have issued a fatwa on the creators of this travesty, and for good measure, issued fatwas also on the authors of posts # 86 thru 165 consecutively.

Weather report for [bigoted word]s in Iraq:
100 percent chance of a heavy shitstorm today and tommorow.

#170 Seymour Paine

I'm not exactly sure, but I think in Canada that regligion can override hate laws.

# 178 Californican Crusadette:

From your link:

Web traffic from Al-Jazeera's site was redirected by Racine for about three days ending March 27, prosecutors said. In addition, about 300 e-mails were hijacked.

I wonder if any of the emails were flown into an Al-Jizzeera office building?

I think we need to make a lot more fun of certain anti-Semitic concepts so as to reclaim them and ultimately defuse them. For example, I'd like to see an animated cartoon a la Ren and Stimpy called "Ape and Pig". It would follow the adventures of a cunning but lovable Jewish Ape and a slovenly but adorable Jewish pig. They could have adventures all over the world, cavorting with Jew-haters in Muslim lands, as well as Europe. (Their visit to Paris should be an all-time classic!)

As part of the campaign to "Take Back the Hate", I have also written a musical version of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion."

Any backers?

186 Al-Hambri Al-Equifax Martyrs

Another fatwa? WTF? I've got more of those than I have had speeding tickets. I think I'll take all my fatwas and wallpaper a room.

They are far too easily offended to be able to live in civilized modern society. This is what happens when you strip a culture of its sense of humor. Where is the Arab Jackie Mason? That's the problem, no Mel Brooks. They would have hung the man if he wee a Muslim for his general irreverence to all religions equally.

DUDES, It's a Effin' cartoon !!!! But I guess now they will have to go out and blow up a synagogue or something becasue of this horrific humiliation be some kuffar college kid cartoonists.

BTW: If Jesus and Moses are so sacred to Muslims, THEN WHY THE EFF DON'T THEY PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THEIR TEACHINGS !!!!!

190 scaramouche

Any backers?

I've already put all my money into "Springtime for Hitler".

Self-victimization in perfection. Double standards in perfection. Who does actually take this seriously? They are humor-amputated, it appears... laugh at yerselves sometimes, it helps.

I'll simply call myself the Ayatollah of Rock'n Roll in the future - just to show I'm an uppish kufr! ;)

As a comics fan, I'd like to point out that the real offense of this episode was the heartless mockery of Aquaman by the inclusion of the characters of Seaman and Swallow!

#190 scaramouche

I'd like to see a parody of MAD Mahatir and his assertion that "jews rule the world".

President MAD George Bush would be Alfred E. Newman in disguise. Wait and see the laughs MAD Paul Krugman and MAD Mahatir have when they find out the world is really controlled by a bunch of shoddy jewish comedians in New York City. In next weeks episode we reveal which MAD character is undersecretary of Defense, MAD Paul Wolfowitz.

#54 OR and #55 Karski:

You guys owe me a new monitor and keyboard (I spewed my coffee reading your posts)... ROTFLMAO!

#58 Gordon:

I think some of the other posters are being a little rough on you. My first reaction was echoed (somewhere) above: Pat, et al, didn't call for the actors, director, theatres and movie-goers to be killed, which is pretty SOP for the Islamonazies.

OTOH, I don't think your post called for some of the body-slamming done above, either. It is a reasonable perspective that, whenever something controversial is produced (e.g. the Reagan miniseries, or Temptation, etc), it's bound to piss off somebody. IMO, the big diff is that (in general) non-Moooslims (and excepting Kim Il-Nutrcase) don't tend to call for actual death to the participants. That doesn't seem to me to be moral relativism.

Y'all make me laugh.
YMUK,YMUK,YMUK.

Apu RopMa - #185

And you will request five extra breaks every day to your boss to pray.

Does it matter what time these five prayers are? It seems to me that if they were evenly spaced, say 6, 10, 2, 6, and 10 or 7, 11, 3, 7, and 11, only 2 of the prayer times would need be during working or school hours.

There was some corn in my morning mohammed the other day.

Eeeeewww!

There was a Palestinian comic, Ray Hanania, who opened for Jackie Mason a coupe of years ago. Unfortunately his act bombed. The irony, huh?

With more parents like this we may not need arabs killing us to be on our last breth.

Girl dies in fire chained to her bed

back later, Gotta go take a mohammed.
(hey that is kinda catchy).

Is this any worse than someone saying "What will the GOYIM say next about xyz"?

Ah yes, I was wondering when someone was going to mention Seeman!

I'm hoping that the South Park guys will really ramp things up and have Mohammed (piss be onto him) in bed with Satan (or a pig or dog or anything really offensive to the ROP'ers)

# 191 abu Big

Yes, but wait until you see my big production number, "Three Cheers for the Zionist Entity!"

# 196 Jonny

Great idea.

Way OT: Serious enquiry - does anyone have bass tablatures or a MIDI file for Steely Dan's "West of Hollywood"?

#188 jonny

319. (1) Every one who, by communicating statements in any public place, incites hatred against any identifiable group where such incitement is likely to lead to a breach of the peace is guilty of...
(2) Every one who, by communicating statements, other than in private conversation, wilfully promotes hatred against any identifiable group is guilty of...

[Link: laws.justice.gc.ca...]
Sounds like the typical sermon at Friday prayers at the mosque and the koran would qualify as a Hate Crime.

#95 Halflife

You should read what Arafat and the PLO did in Lebanon from1972 till they were kicked out 10 years later. Funny but all those Europeans who find the Jews so terrible never said a word when the Lebanese Christians were being killed by Arafat.

Why do some Muslims cheer every single act of violence?
Assalamu alaykum,

Through my discussions with other Muslims there appears to be a few amongst us who cheer every single act of violence in the Middle East or elsewhere claiming it to be "Jihad in the Way of Allah" regardless of target , method used or innocents killed.

Shouldn't every single act be judged on its merit?

When it is pointed out that so and so number of innocents may have died and that we should remember them in our Du'as as well, it is assumed by such people that they are somehow collaborators because otherwise they would not have been killed!

Perhaps, for example, those behind the Riyadh bombing were not Mujahideen but Shayateen!

Any comments?

[Link: forum.ymuk.net...]

I was born within sight of Shea Stadium. My parents had lived in Jackson Heights, but joined the great migration of the pigmentally challenged to Massapequa when I was a child. I'm pretty sure I led the Massapequa Coast league one year in being hit by the pitch. I do remember the time I hit a genuine double, which was pretty rare, as I usually either struck out, walked, or got hit by the pitch. Massapequa was home to the Sunrise Mall, that had two pinball/video game arcades, and the worlds tiniest multiplex.

Anyway, after a brief sojourn through Massachusetts and Texas, I wound up in the US Navy, where I consumed mass quantities of adult beverages in Illinois, Orlando and Saratoga Springs, NY. I was lived in Saratoga Springs while stationed at the Naval Nuclear Power Training Unit, Ballston Spa. I consumed many Genesee Cream Ales, and learned of the Matt's Beer Ball. ( "You can count on Genny Taste, 'Cause its Brewed in Just One Place, Gene-seeing is Believing").

After that, I was sent to Reactor Controls Division, USS Chuck Boat (CVN-70) where I qualified as the #2 Plant Reactor Plant Operator. I really enjoyed shimming rods, and of course I loved the deep fast insertions. I was eventually promoted through sheer Naval negligence to the rank of Electronics Technician Second Class (E-5) before I finished my enlistment and got the hell back to ComNavSixPac. While serving aboard the Chuck, I consumed mass quantities in Africa, Australia, Hawaii, South Korea, Singapore, Diego Garcia, Hong Kong, Thailand and the Philippines. Only in Oman did I fail to consume mass quantities, as they weren't big on fun there. The Chuck Boat came within six hours of launching an "Alpha Strike" on Iran when we were in the Straits of Hormuz, but we didn't get to do it. I hated the Iranians. because they had nerve gas, we used to have to do "MOPP" drills, which involves wearing uncomfortable clothes, and sweating like a pig.

After a brief stint at Sky Chefs at the DFW airport, where I learned first hand that disgruntled Palestinians could easily smuggle weapons aboard American Airlines and Lufthansa flights, I attended the University of Texas, where the football team was making the transition from a truly sucky team ( losing games to TCU, for example) to a halfway decent team ( beating OU four years straight). Since I have graduated, they have gotten even better, except Oklahoma has really gotten even better, although if they keep Chance Mock on the sidelines next year at the Cotton Bowl, I think I like the 'Horns chances to break the horrid losing streak.

Anyway, graduated college with an engineering degree, logged offshore oil wells, got laid off, got a job with Halliburton that sent me to New Iberia, LA, met a fine Latina babe, couldn't get x-ferred back to Texas, quit, got a job here, and started making Irish-English-Apache-Jewish-Mexican babies.

My boss is at his house waiting for Sears to deliver a new washing machine, so I am taking a bit longer than usual internet break, to tell you about my relationship to beautiful Saratoga Springs, NY. Ah, Thursday nights, which was $1 Long Island Ice Tea Nights at Barclays, a bar that was in an old bank. Skiddie Kiddies at the Golden Grille. Fresh air, snow, mountains. if I ever get rich, I will have a house out in the woods near Saratoga Springs. I remember the Genesse Cream Ale ( see jingle, above), less than six dollars a case in 1984 dollars, nickle a bottle deposit, a quarter for the case itself. We always had enough empties around when funds were tight as the 15th and 30th approached to cash in for one final case of Gennies before payday. I remember my 1976 Chrysler Cordoba. I never got beyond second base with a woman there, but I still have fond memories of my seven months upstate.

Fareed abd'Wilmaa's Offensive Blues

Oh I'm a poor Muslim
And I'm deeply offended
Yeah I'm a poor Muslim
And I'm deeply offended
I'd feel so much better
If freedom of speech was suspended.

Kelly........

we can destroy ourselves.

all it needs is for good people to do nothing

[Link: www.washingtonpost.com...]

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Several Latin American countries plan to follow Mexico's example by issuing consular identification cards to illegal immigrants in the United States, despite FBI warnings that the cards pose a security threat, officials said on Thursday.

why the hell not?

pretty soon Libya and Bangladesh will issue their own cards

Muslims are always offended:

[Link: search.yahoo.com...]

We should not be PC, we should bomb during ramadan instead of risking troops.

#78 ted

Thanks, that's interesting. And worrying.

#203 sefton

Hell yeah!! Spread the word about the real mohammed!

By Muhammad's naked women, another thread on that board started by Amri2001 contains a death threat against GWB from another poster!

In other threads, Amir2001 decries the new UK Conservative Party leader, Howard, as a zionist, and objects to the Tate museum doing what art museum usually do: showing any art representing living things, least of all Muhammad's lolita (turns out it wasn't really her, though).

Latest New York City area wind damage reports!

#202

It's an atypical incident; the kind that produces wide condemnation in our society. I'm more worried about the territorial advance of the cultures where "honor" murder is not only accepted but required.

re: Arab humor.

They certainly don't have sense of humor the way we understand it: an ability to laugh at yourself. Self-mockery is a foundation of Jewish humor, and Jewish comedians are the industry standard. However, Arabs/Muslims do laugh. From what little I have seen, they usually have a taste for situational humor, and their laughter is usually directed at others. My guess is that it has something to do with the shame culture... May be somebody who actually read Patai's Arab Mind can tell us something about it.

er...maybe they'd feel better if muhammid was depicted truthfully --with a sword in his hand and his dick in a nine year old girl

#220

the truth is offensive also, it must be reworded in a more pleasant way.

OK infidels I'm really pissed now.

Attn # 191, 192, 192, 194, 195, 196, 197 and 198: fatwa, fatwa, fatwa, fatwa, fatwa, fatwa, beheading, fatwa.

#128 Ed

I am about 35 miles outside NYC in lovely NJ. Intermitent power problems (computer restarted thrice today), small to medium branches down, much light airborne debris. House shingles are holding strong and not a single spotting of flying cement lawn ornaments.

As far as I can see, the Arab/ Islamic problem is that they, like your average two year old, completely lack empathy.

Saying 'pbuh' after each prophet is like a pavlovian reflex. It's really kind of creepy, to me.

How, as human beings, are we going to survive if our minds can so easily be washed and programmed?

The only remote chance we have is the law. We have to outlaw mind programming, religious or otherwise. And we must do away with the programmers.

The entire muslim community needs a re-boot.

#219 veebee

Or perhaps they follow what Vonnegut said, that the only real belly laugh is at someone else's expense.

b

Three little pigs offensive to muslims
[Link: www.ananova.com...]

Reminds me a bit (a bit) about the Simpson episode in Brasil; the (true) mayor of Rio actually complained to Groening that he depicted the city so badly and demanded an excuse. I think Groening offered a fist fight between Homer and Brasil's president or something...

You know what? I love the Simpson episode with ze Germans, it was spot on! Unfortunately I didn't yet see it in English, but in German only, which certainly diminishes the humor content ;)

The capability to laugh at youself shows you can distinguish between real life and satire. Those who can't are scary.

#228 from the link:

But leading Muslims say there's nothing in their religious rules to stop children reading about pigs.

The word "pig" is in the Koran, in reference to Jews.

oink

#229 hans ze beeman

Ooohh. The scary Germans are coming to get me. :-)

#228 AJ

What a crock of M******d!

Sorry, the link is screwed up.

#192 Yassar Datsmibebe (CUTE!)

"BTW: If Jesus and Moses are so sacred to Muslims, THEN WHY THE EFF DON'T THEY PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THEIR TEACHINGS !!!!! "

KUFR! Don't you know that all those teachings have been *corrupted*?!?

()()8^P

/fanatimam

Here--why should I be the only one to get seasick on the ups and downs of Islogic [sic]? ;^}

Disclaimer: I am not making any of these quotes up!

Warning: Readers of this comment may require multiple moonbat-sickness bags.

Fussilat - 41:41
Verily, those who disbelieved in the Reminder (i.e. the Qur'ân) when it came to them (shall receive the punishment). And verily, it is an honourable respected Book (because it is Allâh's Speech, and He has protected it from corruption, etc.).

Funny he couldn't protect the book *before* CE 600ish, eh?

This alleged corruption exists *despite* the following assurances of authenticity that is "suddenly" within allah's power:

Verily We: It is We Who have sent down the Dhikr (i.e. the Qur'ân) and surely, We will guard it (from corruption). (Al-Hijr - 15:9)

Falsehood cannot come to it from before it or behind it (it is) sent down by the All-Wise, Worthy of all praise (Allâh). (Fussilat 41:42)

The next sentence adds injury to insult:

Nothing is said to you (O Muhammad SAW) except what was said to the Messengers before you. Verily, your Lord is the Possessor of forgiveness, and (also) the Possessor of painful punishment. (Fussilat 41:43)

Now, who's at fault for this "corruption"? allah!, who stopped the fight before the "corrupted" could be destroyed. (What kind of assurance can *this* moon-g provide, again?)

Fussilat 41:45:
And indeed We gave Mûsa (Moses) the Scripture, but dispute arose therein. And had it not been for a Word that went forth before from your Lord, (the torment would have overtaken them) and the matter would have been settled between them. But truly, they are in grave doubt thereto (i.e. about the Qur'ân). [Tafsir Al-Qurtubi, Vol. 15, Page 370] (Fussilat 41:45)

He spiked his own revelation?!?!? Then he pumps up the paranoia:
Aali Imran - 3:118
O you who believe! Take not as (your) Bitânah (advisors, consultants, protectors, helpers, friends, etc.) those outside your religion (pagans, Jews, Christians, and hypocrites) since they will not fail to do their best to corrupt you. They desire to harm you severely. Hatred has already appeared from their mouths, but what their breasts conceal is far worse. Indeed We have made plain to you the Ayât (proofs, evidences, verses) if you understand.

Here is a prime example of qu'ranic double-think (patent pending):

#206 scaramouche

Holy Muhamed! Funnier than Allah!

Amir2001 writes:

* To ridicule the Prophet Muhammad is infinitely more hurtful to a Muslim than any insult that could be directed against them personally. The Qur'an says, "The prophet is closer to the believers than their own selves" (33:6).

Remember that next time you go into PBUH mode, guys. When you piss upon The Last Prophet, all Muslims get pissed as well in more ways than one. Now, that's what I'd call personal... BTW, do I get a free fatwah, or do I have to write a book as well?

Scaramouche (190)

Love that idea of an Ape and Pig show!

There is a muslim comedienne - yes, a woman - who got a good few laughs at the Edinburgh festival, but I think it didn't go down too well with some muslim chauvinist men.

There was also a thing on TV about an American muslim comedian doing a double act with a rabbi in a mosque and a synagogue - must be very rare. Interestingly his humour was of the self-deprecating kind you normally associate with Jewish humour.

Of course both these comics were in the West - it's unlikely you'd get that kind of thing in Ryadh:

Swing low, sweet Sharia
Coming for to chop off your hand

Come Mr Taleban, tally me banana

etc

Call me kooky. But I would really not want to end up as big Mo'.

Eternal torment be upon Mohammed, the false prophet.

Is that insulting enough?

I don't believe in the Hindhu or Buddhist deities/gods, but I would never insult one. The average Hindu or Buddhist has no problem with me, I have no problem with them.

If the majority of Hindus thought their gods commanded them to kill non-believers, and blow up buses, and fly airliners into office buildings, then I'd probably start insulting their faith.

If the majority of Muslims start condemning suicide bombings, war against Israel, and the concepts of dhimmitude and jihad, then I'll show a little more respect to their god and prophets.

Since you guys are insisting upon expanding this Muslim comedian thing, Danny Thomas and Jamie Farr are Lebanese. I'm not sure about their religion, but I did hear that Thomas spoke Yiddish better than most Jews.

#241 Ed Moran:Yo naci en Flushing, Cd. Nueva York

I don't know Ed. We have a couple of Hindus here at work and they seem to find this sect of their religion somewhat humorous.

[Link: www.gunn.co.nz...]

To be fair to Gord he has a point..........the Last Temptation and Life of Brian were deeply offensive to Christians.........but as a Christian, I have to admit Life of Brian did have some real funny parts........'bigith dicketh' comes to mind......

However what Gord does not tell us, throughout all the worlds , the Christians protesting never advocated killing anyone and no one was hurt in all the protests........

The Muslims will threaten and kill over any ridicule of Islam which is an Islamic teaching in the Hadiths....

Yes some of SouthPark's stuff is deeply offensive to Christians.......they do it often........but note that not one Christian has threatened Trey Stone with death or maiming..........

Also this episode is like so old.........I can't imagine what Muslims thought of the Bin Ladin episode......there was some real mockery in there ..............

And yes, South Park does also have some searing humour and I do enjoy there knocks at the left.....

Devonator

#225 b

The only remote chance we have is the law. We have to outlaw mind programming, religious or otherwise. And we must do away with the programmers.

I know folks are going to get tires of me banging the drum, but the brainwashing has to be done in childhood.

The Childhood Origins of Terrorism

Somehow people have to be convinced of the damage they are doing. For so many Muslims the first step is for them to admit to themselves what miserable people they are. We are a looong way from that.

#210 James 11/13/2003 11:49AM PST

Why do some Muslims cheer every single act of violence?

Same as any other mixed bag of people: different reasons. Here are some

Hatered (especially of the "other" or "outsider")
Fear (*Anyone* else, just to keep anyone from noticing *my* sins)
Insanity
Brainwashing
Cultural conditioning
Conditioned response
Unthinking, conditioned rage
Social expectations of the ingroup ("thought police")
Stupidity
Ignorance (yes, this is different from stupidity--ignorance can be cured)

Danny Thomas's real name was Amos Jacobs

#241 Ed Moran:Yo naci en Flushing, Cd. Nueva York

If the majority of Muslims start condemning suicide bombings, war against Israel, and the concepts of dhimmitude and jihad, then I'll show a little more respect to their god and prophets.

Zactly!!!

Born in Flushing? Still there?

That's not mockery. THIS is mockery!

Danny Thomas was a Christian (probably either Catholic or Maronite).

He is the one who established the St. Jude's Children Hospital.

Catholics believe that St. Jude is the patron saint of difficult causes.

St. Jude was also Jesus' cousin.

One step at a time; today the Muslims issue a letter of protest and then maybe they'll picket or boycott. When they feel stronger and safer, they'll issue a fatwa calling for the death of the kuffars.

P.S. to Ed #218. Were you really born in Flushing, Queens?

#246 LightTower

Just to clarify, those words weren't mine. It was a post on an Islamic web site, by a Muslim. Basically he was asking why fellow Muslims on that web site cheer every act of violence in the Middle East even when it kills Muslims, referring specifically to the recent bombing in Saudi Arabia.

If you click the link I provided in #210 you'll see that the answer ranges from "uhmmm" to "well we don't know who did that bombing". In other words, the question posed in that post has 'em stumped. Why do they celebrate even when Arabs and Muslims are bombed by other Arabs and Muslims? It seems as if they fetishize violence as long as its Muslims doing the violence, no matter who gets hurt.

#235

ISLOGIC - Great word! Is it original or have I just missed it before?

One of those words that needs no definition, like LLL or idiotarian.

Haven't been to Flushing in years, although I did fly into LaGaurdia airport about ten years ago to visit the aunties out on the island.

Devon Hill

Personally I think the Life of Brian is one of the funniest films ever made. Many really devout Christians are not offended by it.

Humour would be a wonderful way of diffusing the Islamonazi tendency. But would a shame/honour culture like the Arab's be able to laugh at itself? And in such a macho culture, will they learn to let women pull their leg?

One major reason the Islamic world is so screwed up is their attitude to women. This gives the men a false sense of their own importance and worth, because the women have to respect them even if they are not worthy of respect.

Another is the inability to laugh at themselves. A sense of humour is a sense of proportion, and, by implication, an understanding of what really matters. That is why Islamonazis and humorless PC lefties both can't see that a cartoon character is not worth getting worked up about, but a suicide bomber is.

#242 abu BIG

Most Lebanese in America are Christians. That's why they (or their ancestors) had to flee to America in the first place, nu?

(Getting Syrians about religion....)

James,

Check your email :)

OT - EU and terrorism

Now, I knew that the EU was on the PLO's side. I knew that EU funds had been used for terrorism, and that the EU didn't really care enough to investigate. We all remember Patten talking about needing a hole in the head...

But German MEP Ilka Schröder, and Wiesenthal Center International Liaison Director, Shimon Samuels, recently testified at the British Parliament's International Development Committee Hearing on "Development Assistance and the Occupied Palestinian Territories".

Ms. Schröder, who had led a campaign for transparency, presented evidence of the paper trail of EU funding to the Palestine Authority being misappropriated for incitement to Jew-hatred and terrorism.

One of these documents was an order by the PLO Fatah-related Al Aqsa Martyr Brigades for 30,000 M-16 and 3,000 Kalashnikov bullets at 40 cents each. The Al Aqsa Brigades have claimed responsibility for some of the most devastating suicide bombings and this document is only a tiny indication of EU, ostensibly humanitarian, funds used for the indiscriminate killing of Israeli civilians.

Schröder and Samuels were lambasted about the abuses of Palestinian rights, of course. But not one of the Committee members asked about antisemitism or PA wrongs.

MEP Schröder concluded that the character of the inquiry puts the Mother of Parliaments in complicity with the EU's cover-up. "This was an exercise that did nothing for transparency, nor to correct the irregularities that result in contribution by the British taxpayer to Arafat's bank accounts."

"The Committee's lack of response was a measure of its concern," declared Samuels.

WIESENTHAL CENTER TESTIFIES IN BRITISH PARLIAMENT ON EU FUNDING OF TERROR

#225 b

"We have to outlaw mind programming, religious or otherwise. And we must do away with the programmers."

I don't think I'm prepared to let that *slide* through without pointing out a few things. ALL children are "programmed" to some degree. And there have been PLENTY of "programmed" kids who were raised Jewish, Christian, Hindu, etc. who lived out wonderful lives and greatly improved the human condition.

So, no, I don't think I agree with that statement at all. If you wish to make the case that radical Islamic "programming" is barbaric and inhuman, then we can combat that side-by-side, but I can't support your idea to throw out the baby with the bath water.

Yes, I was really born in Flushing, NY NY

Danny Thomas was not Lebanese. He was an American.

whatayamean--they have no sense of humor--the kkkoran is the funniest book i ever read--its the source material for our poster in arms--allah--who always makes me feel wet in my pants with his islogical wit--just because it says its ok to kill or enslave anybody who doesn't submit to the one true faith doesn't mean its not jolly, jokey and full of yocks--its the dr. strangelove of religious scripture--obviosly written by some desert phillip roth--lighten up kufrs --you are harshing my mellow :-]

Here's the House of Commons page on the committee meeting mentioned in #258.

Link.

"freedom of choice, is what you got...freedom from choice, is what you want..."

-Devo

Uhm, last time I checked...we have freedom OF speech and freedom OF religion in this country...

memo to channel 4, don't listen to the Muslim callers anyway, any good Muslim is not part of your current demographic anyway as they wouldn't be watching South Park even before the Super Best Friends episode...which was really funny. So there.

#252 James

No offense intended--I was just answering the question with real answers (alas).

#253 fred from AL

Thank you.

AFAIK, Islogic is original, for the very reason you cited. I've read too much consecutive qu'ran text to believe any other way....

8^{

*^P

>^O " " '

:^}

I also mutated "werewoof" from the post-defeat Natzi "werewolf" guerrilla fighters--kinda implies baying at the moon-god, if you get my drift....

i thought only infidels watch this kind of stuff
bet you those same guys are watching gay porn to check for offending passages too

#224 Devon Hill,

'bigith dicketh' comes to mind......

No pun intended?

Danny Thomas-

Danny Thomas

Producer, Actor
Born: January 6, 1912 in Deerfield, MI
Died: February 6, 1991 in Beverly Hills, CA


Born Muzyad Yakhoob, he began his show biz career in 1932 as a singer at a Detroit radio station; he began performing as an MC-comedian in nightclubs in 1938 and gradually gained popularity and national recognition over the next decade.

His birth name was Muzyad Yahkoob.

I'm not doing a web search. Just please tell me if Danny Thomas is of Lebanese descent?

One to three inches of snow possible on the road course at Watkins Glen, NY, where just a little over 3 months ago the RCR Cingular #31 Chevrolet Monte Carlo was really heating up the track.

There are around six thousand Danny Thomases in the U.S.

;p jinx

#270

He is of Lebanese descent.

Enough with the Danny. Let's talk about Marlo!

#270 abu BIG

Neither am I. And yes he was.

Wasn't Marlo Palestinian?

:-)

#245

I know folks are going to get tires of me banging the drum, but the brainwashing has to be done in childhood.

What about the two snipers? They seem to have been converts after reaching adulthood?

And the Buffalo cell were all somewhat normal children who got swept up after they were out of highschool.

I think we are more fragile than we realize to programmers.

How about Islamagic? That sort of sums up their world view for me.

Religions cause dark ages. And religious people seem to have no idea that they are programmed. Once you let anything into your mind on faith, without any evidence or proof, it seems to corrupt the entire mechanism. And you can get people to do dastardly things to themselves and others.

Looks like it has come down to 'embrace reason and logic' or die time. And to think that it was the muslims who copied Aristotle and the greeks' books and preserved them. History is forever ironic.

OT:

Al-Qaeda Bluster Alert

b
Aristotle was a believer.

#271 Ed Moran: Abu Muzyad Yakhoob

One to three inches of snow possible on the road course at Watkins Glen, NY, where just a little over 3 months ago the RCR Cingular #31 Chevrolet Monte Carlo was really heating up the track.

So do you live in upstate NY or western NY, or do you just love tracking NYState weather? ;)

good evening gentlemen and gentlemen....there was these two jihadis and one bombelt...a sunni, a shite and an ismali walk into a coffeehouse--take my wives, please--what are you an audience or a calligraphy--a mullah walks into a teahouse with a small goat on his shoulder--the fellaheen says sure you can stay but you have to sleep wth one of my sheep--i really like medina,but the people here drive so crazy --thank yeeew,mecca,g'nite

Yeah Ed.... 'sup with all the fanaticism on weather all over the place for a guy in Houston?

b

Most Muslims are not converts, and the most extreme of them tend to be Arabs. In the US most converts were converted in prisons, so perhaps there was some questionable conditioning going on with them already. You are right to say that perhaps there is something aobut Islam that brings up the worst in people. However, I would stop there I not involve other religions. Because, you know, Christianity did not cause the dark ages, the fall of Rome did. Err... you can say that Christianity was a contributing cause to the fall of Rome, since it promoted meekness in Roman would-be warriors, but that's a whole different story.

# 282 ND MN TX :

Must be Ed's nostalgia for snow. Houston only has two kinds of weather: Summer and simmer.

Yes, Life of Brian does have some offensive parts to Christians. Several times I turned it off - turned the channel when I was younger and more brainwashed.

But I've watched it through a couple of times over the years and I really like the name

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