Done.

a lizard in every pot

How about a pot in every lizard? ;)

Great Lizard One,

It shall be as you say...

You are my one and only one!

LGF got my vote for Best Overall blog. And Allah got my vote in the Best New category. And Charles, despite what the Congress of Physicists says, there is no law of gravity-the Earth really does just suck. Thank God for LGF! ;)

In the Name of Allah, the Compassionate, the Merciful - I voted for LGF.

I voted for you Charles.

LGF for Best Overall, but Allah (Piss Be Upon Him) for New AND Humor.

You'll win for sure! Speaking of votes... the results of the Watcher's Council vote for this week can be found here.

Allah has also voted for the Satan! Lizard Akbar!

voted

no Rantburg? no commiewatch? It's an outrage!

You're leading the pack man. You better have a lot of morlocks.

I also have done my civic duty. Remember the Democrat motto:

Vote early, vote often

:-P

Done, and done.

#10 Allah,

Allah has also voted for the Satan! Lizard Akbar!

And, I'm sure some lizards have voted for Allah.

Peace be upon those who have voted for Allah! Although Allah realizes that all Dave Barry or Scott Ott need to do is link to the poll and Allah shall see his glorious lead disintegrate like a shahid upon detonation.

voted LFG, of course

doing great so far Charles, as is allah

had trouble when I got down to voting for best liberal blog, I think my chad was left dangling or something.

There might be something wrong w/ the voting - when I clicked the link, it said that I had already voted. But I *never* had voted in this. Now I feel like I mean Gore but I picked Buchanan.

LGF stole the election.

/Gordymedia

We'll vote for you, Charles. You do a great job digging up news.

Allah curses women who pluck their eyebrows!

[Link: www.faithfreedom.org...]

The butterfly balot confused me! LGF Gets my vote. I think. ;-)

Why isn't LGF listed for Best Looking Blog?

Allah is way ahead in the Best Humour Blog and Best New Blog categories, as is how it should be.

Not only did I vote for LGF, I took my pom-poms with me when I did.

hands down

LGF stole the election.

/Gordymedia

That's funny.

Done. LGF and Allah are doing great! Deservedly so!

yesss, masssster, eye have voted for you as you have inssssstructed me to do. do eye get my ransssssssid hippie haunch now???

(Best LIBERAL blog? Could there actually BE such a thing?)

(I tried to vote for our Esteemed Lizardoid Master on my other computer too, but it indicated that I had already voted...wtf, over?)

immediate repeal of the law of gravity

Yeah, screw gravity! Woo hoo.

Now if only we could deal with my archnemesis, Mr. Weak Atomic Force...

New LGF category posted, only 3 votes total so far.

Direct link

free psychotherapy for idiotarians

Socialist!

;-)

You got my vote.

Though not nominated, Belmont Club seems to me clearly the best new blog (sorry, oh Moon God)... Fortunately someone else seems to have noticed this as well.

621 votes and you are easily winning Best Blog. Totally deserved.

What does a floating Lizard burping Morlock gas look like....Me! Need I also mention the new fondness for converted idiotarians

You way ahead Charles, won't even have to rely of the Florida Supreme Court for this one...

I have it on good authority that you are also nominated in this Ecosystem based category: Best Higher Beings & Mortal Humans Ecosystem Level Blog

Charles:

Before casting my vote:

1) Where do you stand on space based mind control rays? Fer' or Agin'?

2) Are the allegations of groping hairy, patchouli scented ISM "babes" true?

Another vote for LGF.

I voted for you Charles, where's my pot for my lizard? :)

I voted for the cursed Allah too, may fleas jump irratically in his mustach!

why isn't LGF listed in the "best conservative blog" category?

quark2

where's my pot for my lizard

I got slapped the last time asked for that.

I'm dead a'm I allowed to vote?

Liz

@38 Freaky Boy

Really? Was it a left handed or a right handed slap? *lol

#39 Liz,

.

I'm dead a'm I allowed to vote?

Only in certain democratic strongholds...you must be from Chicago if you are used to voting from the grave

I think CJ needs an election theme song...

ELECTED

I'm your top prime cut of meat, a gamy hippie haunch,
I wanna be elected,
I'm your green lizard master, the best of the bunch,
I wanna be elected,
Minions want a saviour, don't need a flake,
LGF's gonna be elected,
We're gonna kick triple-L ass on the Weblog that I make,
LGF's gonna be elected, elected, elected.

I never lied to you, in my master lizard role,
I wanna be elected,
I get rid of the moonbats, and I Cluebat the troll,
I wanna be elected, elected, elected,
Bwah-haha-ha, I wanna be selected,
Everyone in the whole blogosphere.

We're gonna win this one, take the Internet by storm,
LGF's gonna be elected,
Lizard minions together, green and strong,
Charles is gonna be elected, elected, elected,
Respected, selected, VFI ejected,
LGF's gonna be elected, elected.

"And if I am elected
I promise the formation of a new party
A third party, the LGF Party!
I know we have problems,
We got problems right here under the airport in Denver,
We have problems in the Middle East and anywhere Islam reigns,
Islamabad, Mecca, Medina, Damascus, Cairo,
Arafat, bin Laden,
All of these are problems,
And personally, I'll NUKE THE MOON!"

quark2:

Suffice to say it hurt. Not the best pickup line I've ever used. The herpetarium is a terrible place to cruise.

I am proud to have registered my vote for LGF and Charles' important fight against Darkness.

Thanks for your brilliant blog!

#42 Alice Clutch-er

I like it, I'm thinking it goes to a Hip Hop beat or did you have another melody in mind?

To Charles:

Skywalker shall join us or die...I mean, votes in for ya, boss.

To Allah:

Oh most wise and merciful Allah, this unworthy kaffir has voted for you. Now, when do I get my 72 virgins? And is the House of Fraud still hiring in these turbulant times?

Damn you, Charles! You said you wouldn't repeal gravity until after you won! So why am I bounced from place when I try to vote? And why does every category say I've already voted--oh, my God.

You repealed time itself.

30 someone

I think the Belmont CLub and Steven Plaut are both great

I voted for A-double-lizzle and the Lizardoid Master.

That would be a great name for a band.

At 4pm, the snow has let up just a shade in intensity, but is still coming down in all the NYC metro area, and temps are still 0C or below.

Looks like only the Patriots game still may have snow, but even there it should be tapering off by game time, but howling north winds should be blowing the powder around (the snow will be wettish and sticky tonight, but get fluffier as temps drop tomorrow) during game time.

The snow will be over in PHL, but since Eagles fans are generally goons, any remaining snow/ice will be used to pelt officials and Cowboys players.

@43 Freaky Boy

"Suffice to say it hurt. Not the best pickup line I've ever used. The herpetarium is a terrible place to cruise. "

Ohhhhh....wouldn't it be easier to slither around the herpetarium? The low blows aren't so traumatic in the let down! *lol

Looks like the lizardoid minions are carrying LGF to a commanding lead in the "best overall" category. More than twice as many votes as the next contender, as of two minutes ago (when I voted).

Number one with a bullet, he's a power pack (riffage)

Please note Merde in France and Dissident Frogman among the entries for foreign blogs!

Hey Allah, they like you. They really, really like you. As a newbie to laugh at, that is. Fitting, wouldn't you say, moon god?

Just voted and LGF is leading with 209 to the second place of 97 !

I was getting sick of this gravity thing anyway.

Did I see a Zogby blog under the category "Conservative Blogs?

How come LGF is not nominated in the best-looking category?

#45 John Gibbon

It's a hard rockin' tune by the same name that was originally done by Alice Cooper (which is why I called myself "Clutch-er"; itsa me, Clutch, guys, I am also el-VIS...). The tune can be heard on AC's 1973 release Billion Dollar Babies which features a beautiful green lizardskin (snakeskin?) wallet as the cover art. Elected was the single from the LP which first hit the airwaves in '72..

PS: You Allah are leading as well with 197 --just a little shy of the great Satan but well above second place of 46 who probably all have Fatwas issued on them by now.

veebee (#57)

I asked the same thing! I don't get it, LGF is gworgis!

#58 Alice Clutch-er

Come to think of it, I've spun than album many times...and I do believe one of my older brothers still own it!

Of course, Albums won't work anymore after our fearless leader repeals gravity. Tonearms won't stay down on the turntables!!!!

CD are safe though.

It was a cool album, I spent as much time playing with the cover as I did listening to the music.

Alice Clutch-er

Here's the link for a synopsis of the album:

Billion Dollar Babies

...I can almost feel that lizardzoid skin right now...I hear our own fearless leader allowed himself to be the mold for the Album cover...

Your're the man. You are piling up digital points in heaven.

#61, 62 John Gibbon

Still have the first edition LP and the two-CD remaster is sittin' on the desk (my two oldest boys are old enough and into creepy stuff, so Dad is sharing his Alice Cooper collection with 'em). And the Coop is definitly an anti-Idiotarian, from some of the press that I read...

You lead the pack Charles but be very careful when fiddleing around with extragravitational juggling.

zulubaby

Oh well... I guess justice doesn't always prevail... :)

#64 Alice Clutch-er

Before Goth, there was Alice Cooper. I heard he was a pretty good football player too, but a better golfer. Last time I saw him was in "Waynes World II"

Interesting quote from him on the IMDB:

I have never made fun of religion. Religion is something I don't even want to mess with, because I am really afraid of the clouds opening up and my being struck by lightning. Satanism is something else I don't mess with. I think that the heavy metal bands that do are playing with fire. I have never influenced people in a negative way, and I'm not about to start now.

Sounds like he has a moral compass

Still touring, although he looks a lot like my dad with makeup on!

Alice Cooper

...Now you got me going back in time

I had the first edition "London Calling" double live album from the "Clash", while all my other friends were listening to Jacko!

This voting process? Can we vote again and often?

Kinda like the electronic voting machines the the Republicans have developed

I {sob!} tried to vote, but it said {sob!} that I did already. I didn't! Did I? I don't think I did. I couldn't have. Could I? No way. Well, maybe. (Senility is not my friend...)

Ed Moran

The snow will be over in PHL, but since Eagles fans are generally goons, any remaining snow/ice will be used to pelt officials and Cowboys players.

I resemble that remark! ;-)

You were right Ed. Six inches of snow today. Another 6 tomorrow?! Vey iz mir! I have a Bat Mitzvah to go to...

Charles (if I may), you may be assured I voted for you wherever possible, but I am dissapointed that there was no vote for best appearing/working blog. Your format is far and away better than anything on the 'net, due, I am certain, to your talent and hard work.

In my bipolar delusional reveries, when I think of establishing my own Blog, I never dream except to dream that you would set it up.

Complain. They owe you that category. 'Struth.

yes
done
LGF
1

..who else?

DONE. LGF # 1

#14 Iron Fist

Vote early and vote often

I tried. I cleared my cookies and cache and they still know...

#22 zulubaby

Not only did I vote for LGF, I took my pom-poms with me when I did.

Ooh! If we vote the Lizardoid Ticket, do we get to see your pom-poms?

8^)

Hey Allah, they like you. They really, really like you. As a newbie to laugh at, that is. Fitting, wouldn't you say, moon god?

Oho! Soon the Scrappleface minions shall chase Allah from the field and bomb his planes from the air while they are still on the ground. Deja vu.

It is ironic, is it not, that Allah's main competition for Best Newbie is an Iraqi? Just one more reason to hate George Bush.

Thanks again to everyone who voted for me!

Charles,

I voted for you, you are way ahead. Why am I still sitting in my chair? I was prepared to be gripping the arm rests as gravitational law was repealed? Will the snow stop falling as gravity leaves?

9.8m/sec squared- not just a good idea, it's the law.

Done.

Even I voted for Allah in Best New Blog, and mine is in the running. What can you do when you're up against a deity but bow down? ;-)

#73 Allah

I love your blog, too, Allah.

Coca Cola bottles, an anti-Islamic Zionist ploy to defame Islam?
[Link: www.faithfreedom.org...]

Done! Thanks for all of the great information.

Charles

I helped! And of course, you're in the lead.

And imagine my surprise that I knew something about one of the liberal bloggers! Michael J. Totten, I voted for you, in addition to apologizing already.

#56 Ed Moran

Different Zogby.

delurking...

Longtime reader, firsttime poster.

Of course I voted LGF for best overall blog and best in the higher beings and mortal humans cagegory. And for Dave Barry in the best humor category (sorry, Allah).

Exciting news is that I'm waiting to see if my own blog gets listed in the Mollusks and Below category (coming later tonight). It should be--I nominated it myself! It's The G. Fishbone Blog, if anyone is interested.

A few votes, some comments, and a link or two would be highly appreciated. Thanks!

/delurking

And as of 6:42PM CST, LGF is in the lead!

My campaign pledges: a Morlock in every pot, free psychotherapy for idiotarians, and an immediate repeal of the law of gravity.

I voted for lgf, although grudgingly as I am rather fond of gravity.

Instead of repealing the law of gravity could we instead agree to certain amendments?

Spiny Norman (#72)

Ooh! If we vote the Lizardoid Ticket, do we get to see your pom-poms?

Oh yeah, but only if Charles wins.

#81 Thom

Instead of repealing the law of gravity could we instead agree to certain amendments?

Oooh, oooh, I gotta good one! Repeal the law on a woman's jiggly bits so that they don't become saggy bits (but not enough to where they become floaty bits)!!! And, and I want one written to where my barrel chest returns to its' proper location, it is NOT supposed to be down around my navel. And, and repeal it for asses on Fridays, so we don't have to drag 'em behind us...

At 8PM CST LGF was #1 but the puppy blender was a close second. All you lizards get over there and vote!

This is the latest:

Little Green Footballs 483
InstaPundit 478

We need more voters. Who can I entice with my pom-poms?

I voted for LGF in both categories, Allah in humor,
and I voted for you, Juliette, as best new blog.
Don't forget to vote for Meryl as best female-authored
blog.
I was torn between Merde in France and Bjorn Staerk,
so I'll probably vote some for both of them.
Remember, you can vote once EVERY 24 hours.

#83 Clutch

Excellent! How could anyone disagree with those suggestions?

Ah! Democracy at work.

Done!

Now where is my reward?

Jason Kottke, an old school blogger from New York who links approvingly to an interview with America-hater Howard Zinn, has taken the lead.

I'm not overly attached to awards like this, but it would truly suck if someone who admires Howard Zinn wins this one. You don't have to vote for me, LGFers, but get out there and vote against kottke.org...

Election coverage '03,dateline 12/05/03 7:11 PST

LGF trailing kottke.org by 101 votes in Best Overall Blog category,Allah is in the House running away with Best New Blog category with our own Juliette running 7th.Get out the VOTE and smite the evil competition!!

Now where is my reward?

No rewards unless LGF wins and some blog named kottke.org is winning (from where!?)

Oops. Should have refreshed the page before I posted. Anyway, very strange that this other blog is suddenly that far ahead, hmmm?

Does Kottke get that much traffic? Holy cow.

Did someone figure out how to spam the poll? Hey! They can't stuff the ballot box, only WE can stuff the ballot box!

zulubaby's lovely pom-poms receding into the distance...

:^(

LGF takes the lead...

Just in.............
In best overall blog.......
LGF leads with 932 votes
Kottke second 678 votes
The puppy blender sinks to third with 669 votes

Jeez, Charles. Havent you learned anything in all your time here??? Gravity is only a theory. Like evolution!

I done did it. Both places where LGF is nominated in fact. Oh and Allah, you bloodsucker you, I cast my vote your way. Even dogs need a bone every now and then.

voted, you are just ahead

To Jonathan (#99):

I have been posting here for over 2 years under the name "Jonathan", although my postings have been light over the past couple of months. Do you think you could post under some variant name -- e.g., with a last name, an initial, etc? Many thanks.