Title: Palestinian Work Accident Watch
Time/date: Sun, May 11, 2008 at 9:44:44 am

They’re terrorists, and they were carrying explosives meant to kill Israelis, but of course the Associated Press calls them “militants” and tells us they were on a “holy mission:” Hamas militant killed in Gaza explosion.

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip - A member of the militant group Hamas has been killed in an explosion along Gaza’s fence with Israel, the group said Sunday.

The Islamic group’s military wing says the member was killed and another injured during a “holy mission.” Such language is used when explosives meant for an attack on Israel explode prematurely.

No virgins for you, Ahmed.