Title: Breaking: Obama Throws Church Under Bus!
Time/date: Sat, May 31, 2008 at 3:29:23 pm

Now the headline at CNN.com:

Barack Obama has resigned as a member of the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, his campaign says.

He’s doing it on a Saturday afternoon to try to avoid as much media frenzy as possible.

UPDATE at 5/31/08 3:58:19 pm:

Why isn’t this the leading story on the cable channels? Is “Sex and the City” more important — or is it the DNC meeting?

UPDATE at 5/31/08 4:05:42 pm:

Fox News has their bidirectional scrolling yellow emergency! banner going now.