Title: Curmudgeon Goes Off, Phoebe Wins
Time/date: Mon, Jul 13, 2009 at 3:54:50 pm

A pretty good rant from The Sensuous Curmudgeon, triggered by a whiny complaint from Discovery Institute creationist David Klinghoffer (who’s upset because all the visitors to his blog “hate” him): Creationists: Crybabies & Nancy-Boys.

Why don’t all of you anti-science theocrats find yourselves another political party — you’re destroying the GOP. This should be the start of a golden age for the Republicans. There’s a raving socialist in the White House, a totally crazed Congress, the economy is in free-fall, and our foreign adversaries grow increasingly emboldened. But still the GOP isn’t poised for a return. Why? Because you guys are turning the Republican Party into the Noah’s Ark Stupidity Society.

In a related vein, I might be the only person in America who never saw a single episode of “Friends,” but here’s a classic montage of evolution-related segments from the show:

(Hat tip: Michael.)