We’ve reached another grim milestone at LGF, 242 days after the last grim milestone, another seven months and 27 days of tormenting (not necessarily in this order): CAIR, the legions of swarming mindless moonbats, and the occasional irate Euro-crypto-Nazi-trollsockmoby.

LGF lizard victor_yugo suggested a nice little database query that let me quickly find the actual five millionth comment, so without further ado, and dispensing with all of this folderol and lollygagging, I give you …

Little Green Footballs comment #5,000,000 …

… posted by …

The dreaded tarkus289!

Thanks to tarkus289 and to all LGF readers and commenters, and even to the trollsockmobies who’ve done their part to contribute to this grim, grim gateway to the next million comments.