So far this week, we’ve filed 31 emails in the “Abuse” folder, and here are a few of the most vitriolic and/or inadvertently funny ones. Profanities and pathetic grammar left intact for full effect.

First up, we have a reader in New York City who followed a link from a Google search for “little green footballs,” feels in his soul that global warming is a hoax, and has an aversion to typing spaces after punctuation marks. Poignantly titled “AGW:”

So you are falling for the money grab also.I knew you were a shcmuck.TIME magazine knows best?Was it not the lefties when they were basking in Al Gores warm shadow that every hurricane was because of AGW?We poke fun during a blizzard but it is because we know it is stupid to blame any extreme weather act as proof for anything.It is just it always seems to come at bad times for the libs.During conferences and protests it always seems to snow hardest.Charles,just because you fell for the Himalayas disappearing in 35 years,don’t take it out on the rest of us.Now go ride your bike into a moving bus and save us all from your stupidity.

Our New York admirer followed this up with a postscript, 40 minutes later, titled “Dummy Charles:”

That Baqua guy made you look like the little scummy faggot I always knew
you were.

As always, homophobia is a very common theme among right wing rage-a-holics. And they often show a disquieting familiarity with the more abstruse details. Case in point: one of our creepy obsessed stalkers is still at work, sending frequent emails with our contact form using proxy IP addresses, with innocuous titles intended to manipulate me into reading the hate messages; here’s one of his latest, titled “Global warming sample size:”

Hey little green fudgepacker. Let me ask you, when you’re gently parting the ass cheeks of a hirsute Latino in order to tongue his hickory nut, what goes through your mind? Will I go with the overhand reach-around next? Walk me through that.