Wow. Just … wow.

Dr. Kevin Pezzi is a new writer for Andrew Breitbart’s “Big Government” website, contributing two pieces yesterday that continue Breitbart’s smear campaign against Shirley Sherrod. He says Breitbart asked him to write for Big Government.

And you may not believe how completely bugeyed insane this guy is: Meet Breitbart’s Sherrod writer: Racist sexual ‘expert’ and inventor (who cured cancer).

In two posts on Andrew Breitbart’s BigGovernment website, Dr. Kevin Pezzi smears Shirley Sherrod as a racist, claiming that “if someone deserves to be put on a pedestal for overcoming racism, it isn’t Sherrod.” The racism criticism is ironic coming from Pezzi, who has repeatedly used racial epithets like “Japs” and “Chinks,” and claimed Native and African Americans should have been grateful for their subjugation by whites.  

Pezzi, who says that “Breitbart asked me to write for biggovernment.com,” has a peculiar self-described history. Pezzi claims to be responsible for “over 850 inventions” and schemes such as a “magic bullet” for cancer, a “robotic chef,” and sexual inventions like “penile enlargement techniques” and “ways to tighten the vagina” (because “men like women with tight vaginas”). Pezzi has started multiple websites, from term paper helpers to a sexual help site that answers “your questions about sexual attraction, pleasure, performance, and libido” (Pezzi is qualified to do so because “No doctor in the world knows more about sexual pleasure than I do”).

Pezzi also claims to have “beaten Bill Gates” on a math aptitude test, turned down a blind date with Katie Couric, and says he’s “bigger than some porno stars.”

Read the whole thing. Unbelievable.

UPDATE at 8/5/10 12:04:02 pm:

But wait. You haven’t seen anything yet. Breitbart writer Kevin Pezzi’s sockpuppet MySpace harem.