Glenn Beck, Idiot: Where’s the Half-Monkey, Half-Human?

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I nearly resorted to four letter words to describe the sheer blinding idiocy of Glenn Beck’s moronic rant against evolution.

Deliberately ignorant anti-science boneheaded throwback stupidity, from the Fox News raving freakazoid nut sandwich.

I don’t know why it’s unreasonable to say this. I’m not God so I don’t know how God creates. I don’t think we came from monkeys. I think that’s ridiculous. I, I haven’t seen the half-monkey half-person yet. Did evolution just stop? Did, did, did we, did all of a sudden just, there’s no other species that is developing into half-human?

What a freaking moron. And this is the default right wing position, folks. Glenn Beck is speaking for a whole lot of ignorant people with this irrational rubbish.

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