Here’s a new web tool for fans of Pamela “Shrieking Harpy” Geller’s crazed illiterate rants: The Pamela Geller Blog Generator!

Can’t get enough Pamela Geller? A lot of us can’t. Yes, many of us love her incoherent and often quite sloppily spellchecked rants on the Atlas Shrugs blog, and she’s gracious enough to provide us with at least one bout of xenophobia and Godwin’s Law a day. Alas, she is just one person, and can only express so much teeth-cracking hatred toward Muslims, liberals, and cable television for so long before she has to rest and recuperate.

That’s where this Pamela Geller Blog Generator comes in! Now you too can weave your own conspiracy theories, your own plots to take over America, tailoring Geller’s own phobias to your needs! The possibilities are endless!