American Family Association Spokesman Fischer: Sexual Deviants Will Molest Sleeping Soldiers

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Raving right wing religious bigot Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association is apoplectic (his normal state) over the repeal of DADT: Bryan Fischer: Benedict Arnold Republicans destroy military and our national security.

Fischer is concerned that “virile young men” will be molested in their sleep by sexual deviants.

Character-driven officers and chaplains will eventually be forced out of the military en masse, potential recruits will stay away in droves, and re-enlistments will eventually drop like a rock.

The draft will return with a vengeance and out of necessity. What young man wants to voluntarily join an outfit that will force him to shower naked with males who have a sexual interest in him and just might molest him while he sleeps in his bunk?

This isn’t a game, and the military should never be used, as is now being done, for massive social re-engineering. The new Marine motto: “The Few, the Proud, the Sexually Twisted.” Good luck selling that to strong young males who would otherwise love to defend their country. What virile young man wants to serve in a military like that?

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104 comments

Obdicut Sun, Dec 19, 2010 8:50:34am

This guy seems really into virile young men.

I’m just sayin’.

PhillyPretzel Sun, Dec 19, 2010 8:52:29am

This person has his own twisted view of reality.

Dark_Falcon Sun, Dec 19, 2010 8:58:14am

re: #1 Obdicut

This guy seems really into virile young men.

I’m just sayin’.

I had the same thought. Methinks Fischer doth protest too much. Given the other evangelicals who have turned out to be gay, it would not be a surprise.

Vicious Babushka Sun, Dec 19, 2010 8:58:18am

These “Family-oriented” spokesmen have very vivid and detailed homosexual fantasies.

Political Atheist Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:00:07am

This is how you abuse religion to advance personal agendas. He sits himself in false judgment of us all.

Wozza Matter? Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:00:20am

Fischer is concerned that “virile young men” will be molested in their sleep by sexual deviants.

Has he uttered word one on the endemic state of male on female rape in the Military?.

I’m really trying to not burn out here over his comments - when the problem of heterosexual military rape is so plainly a current catastrophe thats destroying lives, careers and families as it is.

[Link: www.stopmilitaryrape.org…]

jaunte Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:00:23am

Sharp thinking, Fischer. Predators always focus on victims who are armed, physically fit, and trained in deadly force.

Dark_Falcon Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:02:59am

re: #6 wozzablog

Has he uttered word one on the endemic state of male on female rape in the Military?.

I’m really trying to not burn out here over his comments - when the problem of heterosexual military rape is so plainly a current catastrophe thats destroying lives, careers and families as it is.

[Link: www.stopmilitaryrape.org…]

I think he’d say that if women were to stay home and mind the children, as God intended, then there would be no problem. Of course, I’d call him a bigoted theocrat for saying that.

What, me worry? Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:03:07am

These are the same styled arguments that were going on when our armed forces were integrated, allowing Blacks to serve. It was bigotry then and it’s bigotry today.

Political Atheist Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:05:51am

re: #9 marjoriemoon

And Women in the armed forces, and or combat. Same old tired BS.

FreedomMoon Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:06:17am

Hmmm what would I rather do, be an alter boy to a catholic priest, or a boy in Ted Haggard’s congregation? Or, serve my country alongside ALL of the best and brightest soldiers the world has to offer? I’m pretty sure I know where I’d feel a lot safer. And when I say pretty sure, I really mean 100% sure that I wouldn’t be getting molested or sexually abused.

albusteve Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:06:42am

Bwa!….I’m not sure I can believe this dope….it’s just too far fetched

Kronocide Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:06:56am

Talk about dark ages.

Homophobes are fixated on sex, thing all gay people are sex addicts.

Projection?

nines09 Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:07:20am

Denies being a hate group but defends being stupid, bigoted and guilty of letting his slip show. Yep. How ya going to keep ‘em down on the farm after they’ve seen gay Paree?
Twit.

albusteve Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:07:28am

re: #7 jaunte

Sharp thinking, Fischer. Predators always focus on victims who are armed, physically fit, and trained in deadly force.

yes, exactly….pretzel logic extreme

Wozza Matter? Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:07:42am

laterz

jamesfirecat Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:11:42am

So allowing gays to return to serve openly will lead to the draft coming back?

It’s down right mind bottling!

albusteve Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:12:07am

get some money, set up your throne, then pursue extravagant punishment of consensual, victimless activities….what a way to express one’s lack of humanity

Killgore Trout Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:14:26am

Christmas eel, oh Christmas eel….

Liveleak Video

HoosierHoops Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:14:40am

I’m glad DADT was repealed…Everybody knows many gays died fighting for a free America..
They are brothers and sisters in arms..Sex has nothing to do with it…May I quote?
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;

Obdicut Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:16:42am

re: #20 HoosierHoops

Youtube Video

Kid A Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:18:53am

The new Marine motto: “The Few, the Proud, the Sexually Twisted.”

Good grief…

PhillyPretzel Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:19:44am

re: #22 Kid A

PhillyPretzel Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:20:18am

re: #23 PhillyPretzel
opps. Oy vey :(

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:21:04am

That’s what gays do. The sneak up on men in the middle of night, especially men who are very prone to violence and trained to kill, and violate them.

Those nutty gays!

jamesfirecat Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:21:13am

There is only one effective way to respond to idiocy of this level, release the LOL-Trollcat!

Fire!

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:21:28am

re: #20 HoosierHoops

Ding whore.

PhillyPretzel Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:21:30am

re: #20 HoosierHoops
Ahh Shakespeare. Henry V I think.

Stanghazi Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:22:27am

I love twitter.

alqaeda

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14 minutes ago via Tweetie for Mac
Retweeted by AdamSerwer and 64 others

sagehen Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:23:03am

re: #11 tacuba14

Hmmm what would I rather do, be an alter boy to a catholic priest, or a boy in Ted Haggard’s congregation? Or, serve my country alongside ALL of the best and brightest soldiers the world has to offer? I’m pretty sure I know where I’d feel a lot safer. And when I say pretty sure, I really mean 100% sure that I wouldn’t be getting molested or sexually abused.

Be fair — Ted Haggard’s sidepiece was both age-appropriate, and consenting.

jaunte Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:24:02am

From twitter:

maddow Rachel Maddow MSNBC
Read the comments here to see a small window on how the #DADT vote is moving real lives, in real time: [Link: is.gd…]

Kid A Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:25:21am

re: #25 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Not only that, they gaze upon their superiors with that “look.” THE INSANITY OF IT ALL!!!!!!!

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:27:07am

Are “Hummer” jokes out of line?

Walter L. Newton Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:27:37am

Let’s see… the logic here… or lack of it…

What young man wants to voluntarily join an outfit that will force him to shower naked with males who have a sexual interest in him and just might molest him while he sleeps in his bunk?

Hmmmm… I’ve spent almost 40 years working in regional live theatre. I’ve been in various states of dress and undress in many continental styled dressing room, male only dressing rooms or grabbing a quick change of costumes on the stage crossover or hallways.

And, if I remember correctly, we had gays and straights using those dressing areas… male and female, with various level of dumpy to buff bodies.

Nope… can’t remember myself or anyone else being molested or raped. Maybe a military setting is more romantic than a theatrical one?

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:27:51am

re: #22 Kid A

The new Marine motto: “The Few, the Proud, the ~~Sexually Twisted~~ HEAVY SLEEPERS.”

Good grief…

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:28:30am

re: #34 Walter L. Newton

Not a fair comparison. There are no gays in theater.

reine.de.tout Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:28:56am

You know, I never had a sexual interest in every man I ever came across in my life. I found I was drawn to/interested in men who seemed to show an interest in me. This was easily gathered information, just by having conversations with folks.

Are gays any different?

Kid A Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:29:35am

re: #33 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Considering the vile crap I read yesterday over at Snot Air, “Hummer” jokes would probably be a relief. Those fucktards are unreal.

theheat Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:29:35am

re: #37 reine.de.tout

You know, I never had a sexual interest in every man I ever came across in my life. I found I was drawn to/interested in men who seemed to show an interest in me. This was easily gathered information, just by having conversations with folks.

Are gays any different?

You know what they say: any port in a storm ;-)
//

Gus Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:30:32am

An individual with the propensity to “molest someone while they are sleeping” would not be guided by a regulation. Put another way, a sexual predator wouldn’t think “well now that I can serve openly in the Marines I can fulfill my predatory nature.” DADT did not prevent gay people from serving the military — they were always there.

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:30:33am

re: #37 reine.de.tout

They appear to be attracted to sleeping men with the ability to kill them.

(that is not saying that a gay can’t be tough too… you get the jist tho)

jamesfirecat Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:30:57am

re: #34 Walter L. Newton

Let’s see… the logic here… or lack of it…

Hmmm… I’ve spent almost 40 years working in regional live theatre. I’ve been in various states of dress and undress in many continental styled dressing room, male only dressing rooms or grabbing a quick change of costumes on the stage crossover or hallways.

And, if I remember correctly, we had gays and straights using those dressing areas… male and female, with various level of dumpy to buff bodies.

Nope… can’t remember myself or anyone else being molested or raped. Maybe a military setting is more romantic than a theatrical one?

//Of course it is, haven’t you ever seen how napalm really sets off a sunset?

Walter L. Newton Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:31:02am

re: #36 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Not a fair comparison. There are no gays in theater.

Considering some of the underclothes I’ve seen, you could have fooled me :)
///

reine.de.tout Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:31:13am

re: #41 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

They appear to be attracted to sleeping men with the ability to kill them.

(that is not saying that a gay can’t be tough too… you get the jist tho)

Well, I believe I would wake up. How does one … nevah mind.

Kid A Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:31:43am

re: #42 jamesfirecat

Stop making sense. You’re giving me a headache.

jaunte Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:32:06am

re: #44 reine.de.tout

Maybe Fischer is just using his own life experience to speculate.

albusteve Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:32:14am

re: #34 Walter L. Newton

Let’s see… the logic here… or lack of it…

Hmmm… I’ve spent almost 40 years working in regional live theatre. I’ve been in various states of dress and undress in many continental styled dressing room, male only dressing rooms or grabbing a quick change of costumes on the stage crossover or hallways.

And, if I remember correctly, we had gays and straights using those dressing areas… male and female, with various level of dumpy to buff bodies.

Nope… can’t remember myself or anyone else being molested or raped. Maybe a military setting is more romantic than a theatrical one?

stop it, I’m feeling funny

sagehen Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:32:31am

re: #37 reine.de.tout

You know, I never had a sexual interest in every man I ever came across in my life. I found I was drawn to/interested in men who seemed to show an interest in me. This was easily gathered information, just by having conversations with folks.

Are gays any different?

no… but men are different. They’ll fuck anything that’ll hold still long enough.

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:32:52am

re: #43 Walter L. Newton

Once I got past my homophobia… theater turned out to be a great place to have sex with women.

albusteve Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:33:16am

re: #40 Gus 802

An individual with the propensity to “molest someone while they are sleeping” would not be guided by a regulation. Put another way, a sexual predator wouldn’t think “well now that I can serve openly in the Marines I can fulfill my predatory nature.” DADT did not prevent gay people from serving the military — they were always there.

it’s not like they are the CC or whatever

What, me worry? Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:33:34am

re: #43 Walter L. Newton

Considering some of the underclothes I’ve seen, you could have fooled me :)
///

Ahh camouflage bikini briefs will be all the rage.

Walter L. Newton Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:33:45am

re: #49 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Once I got past my homophobia… theater turned out to be a great place to have sex with women.

I preferred waiting until we left the building.

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:34:28am

re: #52 Walter L. Newton

That too.

Walter L. Newton Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:34:49am

re: #51 marjoriemoon

Ahh camouflage bikini briefs will be all the rage.

I actually was thinking of the speedo underoo’s with the sewn in boa.

Nick Schroeder Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:35:11am

How dare these gays ram their giant, throbbing equal rights down my throat! Mark my words: this has destroyed our military. Now our virile, chiseled men will come off the battlefield, glistening with sweat, mighty chests heaving with exhaustion. They’ll have to hit the showers, and disrobe knowing that as they pull down their skivvies, and their thick, perfectly circumcised member unfolds beautifully along their muscular thigh, a gay soldier might see it and be aroused. Our nation is doomed.

Walter L. Newton Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:36:00am

re: #55 Nick Schroeder

How dare these gays ram their giant, throbbing equal rights down my throat! Mark my words: this has destroyed our military. Now our virile, chiseled men will come off the battlefield, glistening with sweat, mighty chests heaving with exhaustion. They’ll have to hit the showers, and disrobe knowing that as they pull down their skivvies, and their thick, perfectly circumcised member unfolds beautifully along their muscular thigh, a gay soldier might see it and be aroused. Our nation is doomed.

Are you speaking from personal experience :)

Dark_Falcon Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:36:20am

re: #52 Walter L. Newton

I preferred waiting until we left the building.

LOL!

BBL

HoosierHoops Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:37:11am

re: #44 reine.de.tout

Well, I believe I would wake up. How does one … nevah mind.

When I was working at MINSY during Gulf war 1 a few guys came back and told me of a story of a medic that got caught using cloraform during a rape..Glad he was caught

What, me worry? Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:37:21am

re: #55 Nick Schroeder

How dare these gays ram their giant, throbbing equal rights down my throat! Mark my words: this has destroyed our military. Now our virile, chiseled men will come off the battlefield, glistening with sweat, mighty chests heaving with exhaustion. They’ll have to hit the showers, and disrobe knowing that as they pull down their skivvies, and their thick, perfectly circumcised member unfolds beautifully along their muscular thigh, a gay soldier might see it and be aroused. Our nation is doomed.

ROFL Oh my! Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?

Randall Gross Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:38:19am

Right there on wavelength with Westboro Baptist…

reine.de.tout Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:38:21am

re: #46 jaunte

Maybe Fischer is just using his own life experience to speculate.

heh.
Really, people often do not know what they’re revealing about themselves, do they, when they say such things?

theheat Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:38:52am

re: #59 marjoriemoon

ROFL Oh my! Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?

Yeah, I’ll have a side of whatever marjorie’s having. To go, please.

Nick Schroeder Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:39:24am

re: #59 marjoriemoon

ROFL Oh my! Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?

I swear, sometimes I think these anti-gay ‘doth protest too much’ types missed their calling in life as gay erotic dime-novelists. The fixation is so bizarre. And obvious.

albusteve Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:39:52am

who exactly is the AFA?….are they a fringe outfit?…do they have any money or supporters?….have they ever accomplished anything?…I’ve never heard of them….does this Fischer guy have any juice outside of his neighborhood?

albusteve Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:40:41am

re: #60 Thanos

Right there on wavelength with Westboro Baptist…

in principle…but in practice?…I hope not, but I don’t know

What, me worry? Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:41:06am

re: #63 Nick Schroeder

I swear, sometimes I think these anti-gay ‘doth protest too much’ types missed their calling in life as gay erotic dime-novelists. The fixation is so bizarre. And obvious.

hehehe Well that’s going to last with me the whole day. Wait till I show my hubby. He’s gonna keel over!

Kid A Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:41:19am

Here’s some more DADT-repeal material from Snot Air. Nothing gets my Sunday off to a higher note than these!! Feel the love and tolerance!

1.) How soon will it be before the Uniform Code of Military Justice has to be rewritten? Now that homosexuals are given protected status in the military the rules are blatantly unfair. Also, what happens when a soldier has to ward off an unwarranted advance from someone of the same sex? Who now will be to blame? Will military law be followed, or touchie feelie california law?

Tommy_G

2.) They are bound to be disappointed in the reality they can freely tell other enlisted members they had anal sex with a man last night.

Conan

3.) Here comes the sensitivity training and now begins the full war on Christian chaplains who counsel against homosexuality in religious counseling sessions

Until the religion is rewritten, the activists will not rest.

4.) Question: What will be the criteria for combat deployments? Answer: How dare you disparage gay people, you bigot!!

Question: How does the military gain from this policy change? Answer: It’s wrong to make gay people lie, you homophobe!!

I wish I could retire.

CantCureStupid

5.) Throw out these 25 pro-homosexual Senators up for re-election in 2 years: Snowe (R-ME), Scott Brown (R-MA), Ensign (R-NV), James Webb (D-VA), Nelson (D-NE), Nelson (D-FL), McCaskill (D-MO), Tester (D-MT), Conrad (D-ND), Sherrod Brown (D-OH), Casey (D-PA), Feinstein (D-CA), Carper (D-DE), Akaka (D-HI), Cardin (D-MD), Stabenow (D-MI), Klobuchar (D-MI), Menendez (D-NJ), Bingaman (D-NM), Gillibrand (D-NY), Whitehouse (D-RI), Cantwell (D-WA), Kohl (D-WI), Lieberman (I-CT), Sanders (I-VT).”

Bullhead

Pro-homosexual!!!! You can’t make this shit up!

albusteve Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:41:45am

re: #58 HoosierHoops

When I was working at MINSY during Gulf war 1 a few guys came back and told me of a story of a medic that got caught using cloraform during a rape..Glad he was caught

might as well just pack a blow up doll in your gear

Stanghazi Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:42:57am

re: #59 marjoriemoon

ROFL Oh my! Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?

SERIOUSLY.

Walter L. Newton Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:43:45am

re: #53 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

That too.

But honestly… I suspect that my theatre analogy could be an interesting debating point on this issue. There are hundreds of actors and actresses, gay and straight, sharing close quarters with each other, in various states of dress and undress, up to six days a week all across the WORLD.

When was the last time you heard about a rash of gay related molestations in the live theatre business? How much different is spending almost every day, sometimes up close and personal, with numerous people with varying sexual preferences in theatre as it would be in the military? There is just as much chance and opportunity for sexual interactions, yet as far as I know there hasn’t been any rampant same-sex molestation in theatre anymore than any current molestations in the military.

There are already gays in the military. There is and always have been the chance to molest… when was the last time you heard of a gay soldier raping another soldier?

Stupid ass people.

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:46:17am

re: #70 Walter L. Newton

I remember talking to a gay cast member wondering why “teh gheys” never hit on me. He said, “Because you’re straight, dumb ass.”

Cured me of my homophobia on the spot.

jaunte Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:46:30am

re: #64 albusteve

who exactly is the AFA?…are they a fringe outfit?…do they have any money or supporters?…have they ever accomplished anything?…I’ve never heard of them…does this Fischer guy have any juice outside of his neighborhood?

It’s Donald Wildmon’s group. They own about 200 radio stations in 27 states, and organize boycotts of businesses that sell things they think are insufficiently conservative (like Hallmark Cards selling same-sex wedding cards).

sagehen Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:47:31am

re: #67 Kid A

And here I was thinking the big difference is that when the ship comes back from a long deployment and all the heterosexuals are greeted by huggy-kissy spouses, now the gays and lesbians can also get a warm welcome home.

Or the spousal support circle can include the gay guy’s boyfriend.

Or, should the worst transpire, the lesbian’s girlfriend will be officially notified, get whatever assistance the military offers the bereaved, and a front row seat and folded flag at the funeral.

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:49:02am

re: #34 Walter L. Newton

OH! Did you see “Red”?

albusteve Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:49:59am

re: #72 jaunte

It’s Donald Wildmon’s group. They own about 200 radio stations in 27 states, and organize boycotts of businesses that sell things they think are insufficiently conservative (like Hallmark Cards selling same-sex wedding cards).

thanks…quite a bit of muscle, and such a waste of money and energy to beat down gays as a priority…but I’m sure they sleep well at night

Shiplord Kirel Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:50:02am

re: #64 albusteve

who exactly is the AFA?…are they a fringe outfit?…do they have any money or supporters?…have they ever accomplished anything?…I’ve never heard of them…does this Fischer guy have any juice outside of his neighborhood?

AFA is huge. Their monthly propaganda sheet, AFA Journal, has a circulation of 180,000. They own the the American Family Radio network, with 180 stations in 28 states. Michael Reagan’s talk show is their most prominent program.

webevintage Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:50:59am

re: #59 marjoriemoon

ROFL Oh my! Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?

That was one pretty bit of slash there…..

albusteve Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:51:50am

re: #76 Shiplord Kirel

AFA is huge. Their monthly propaganda sheet, AFA Journal, has a circulation of 180,000. They own the the American Family Radio network, with 180 stations in 28 states. Michael Reagan’s talk show is their most prominent program.

Mike Reagan?….ouch
fuckers are everywhere

Kid A Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:52:52am

re: #71 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

LOL!

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:56:11am

re: #79 Kid A

True story. I was kind of offended. Not once did a guy hit on me. I remember thinking “I’m not gay. I’m afraid of gays, but WHY DON’T THEY WANT ME!?”

albusteve Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:59:11am

re: #80 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

True story. I was kind of offended. Not once did a guy hit on me. I remember thinking “I’m not gay. I’m afraid of gays, but WHY DON’T THEY WANT ME!?”

they can smell your fear

Walter L. Newton Sun, Dec 19, 2010 9:59:44am

re: #74 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

OH! Did you see “Red”?

Yes… the girlfriend and I seemed to think it was funnier than most of the other people in the audience did. I though it was very tongue in cheek humorous.

Kid A Sun, Dec 19, 2010 10:04:39am

re: #80 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I’ve had gay people throughout my life tell me that I’m handsome, and that if I wasn’t so damned vagina-friendly, they’d hit on me. Actually, I kind of felt flattered.

HoosierHoops Sun, Dec 19, 2010 10:04:50am

re: #80 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

True story. I was kind of offended. Not once did a guy hit on me. I remember thinking “I’m not gay. I’m afraid of gays, but WHY DON’T THEY WANT ME!?”

My little sister is gay..When we used to hit the party circuit in our 20’s..I would go out with her and her girl and guy friends…I know this as a fact…Gay guys attract tons of girls…I got a lot of dates hanging with those guys…Not only are they really cool guys and funnier than hell..Gay guys are chick magnets..
/hope that didn’t offend anyone..but that was my experience

kirkspencer Sun, Dec 19, 2010 10:06:33am

re: #71 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I remember talking to a gay cast member wondering why “teh gheys” never hit on me. He said, “Because you’re straight, dumb ass.”

Cured me of my homophobia on the spot.

FWIW, there are exceptions - homosexual men who want what they want and won’t take “no” for an answer. They’re usually a lot less successful than the heterosexual men who want what they want and won’t take “no” for an answer. That’s partly because our culture makes it easier for men than women to say “no”. It’s partly because a man doesn’t usually have a size/presence advantage on another man, but often has one on a woman.

I’ve known a couple. One wanted me, hated my wife, and had to be forcefully persuaded that no means no. The other wanted a friend of mine and needed similar persuasion. Oddly it made me more aware of what women have to go through.

Which brings us back to the core point. The objection to allowing women in the ranks is that men would lose all control of their sexual desires and want and do nothing else by sex in the foxhole. It happens, and to our shame it is sometimes ignored and sometimes not. Ironically, I think the repeal of DADT will decrease the number of times it is ignored to the overall betterment of our forces. Because “inappropriate sexual advances” can now go both ways.

Kid A Sun, Dec 19, 2010 10:06:35am

And back in the pro-homosexual, reality-based community, if any of you lizards are in your fantasy football playoffs (as I am), good luck to you all. Phillip Rivers was very good to me on Thursday night.

kirkspencer Sun, Dec 19, 2010 10:09:48am

re: #84 HoosierHoops

My little sister is gay..When we used to hit the party circuit in our 20’s..I would go out with her and her girl and guy friends…I know this as a fact…Gay guys attract tons of girls…I got a lot of dates hanging with those guys…Not only are they really cool guys and funnier than hell..Gay guys are chick magnets..
/hope that didn’t offend anyone..but that was my experience

In my experience it’s because the number one goal is NOT filling the donut hole. Thus they pay attention to the woman as a person first (and in their case only). Oddly, if a straight guy learns that lesson he too becomes something of a magnet. (Related - it is why so many recently engaged and married men see an increase in female attention. It’s not that they’re off limits, it’s that the situation means they pay attention to more than just sex.)

SanFranciscoZionist Sun, Dec 19, 2010 10:10:38am

What is the MATTER with these people?

(Please note, I am not talking about homosexual soldiers. I mean Bryan Fischer and his ilk.)

SanFranciscoZionist Sun, Dec 19, 2010 10:12:32am

re: #4 Alouette

These “Family-oriented” spokesmen have very vivid and detailed homosexual fantasies.

My experience has been that straight men, regardless of their beliefs about homosexuality, simply don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about what gay men get up to in the sack.

So I have to be suspicious of these guys who seems to want to spend a LOT of time coming up with different scenarios to worry and fret over, and share with the rest of us.

SanFranciscoZionist Sun, Dec 19, 2010 10:13:18am

re: #7 jaunte

Sharp thinking, Fischer. Predators always focus on victims who are armed, physically fit, and trained in deadly force.

“I joined the Marines to see the world and get killed by a dude I was trying to feel up in his sleep.”

Yes, that sounds plausible.

webevintage Sun, Dec 19, 2010 10:14:50am

No thread like this should ever end without a shout-out to my favorite Onion article….
Why do All These Gays Keep Sucking my C*&K?

It always makes me think of guys like Brian Fisher….

PhillyPretzel Sun, Dec 19, 2010 10:21:12am

Correct me if I am wrong I always thought that the Marine motto was: Semper Fidelis (Alway Faithful). The Few, The Proud, The Marines, is more of a tag line and good advertising.

SanFranciscoZionist Sun, Dec 19, 2010 10:38:56am

re: #91 webevintage

No thread like this should ever end without a shout-out to my favorite Onion article…
Why do All These Gays Keep Sucking my C*&K?

It always makes me think of guys like Brian Fisher…

I was thinking of that article, reading the thread.

Eclectic Infidel Sun, Dec 19, 2010 11:14:01am

Fundamentalism rots the mind. Makes you say stupid shit like this.

Kronocide Sun, Dec 19, 2010 11:14:56am

re: #91 webevintage

OMG, my wife is wondering why I’m laughing so hard. Never saw that one.

Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sun, Dec 19, 2010 12:33:29pm

The unusual, or perhaps blatantly stupid thing about homophobes like Fischer is their belief that gay men find all other men attractive, without exception. I suppose that’s part of the bigoted effect of dehumanizing homosexuals.

Good luck selling that to strong young males who would otherwise love to defend their country. What virile young man wants to serve in a military like that?

Hmm… I suspect Fischer may have some closeted predilections of his own.

William of Orange Sun, Dec 19, 2010 12:36:50pm

Thanks for that. I needed a clear explanation for the word “hilarious”.

My search is over.

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, Dec 19, 2010 12:47:08pm

re: #6 wozzablog

Has he uttered word one on the endemic state of male on female rape in the Military?.

I’m really trying to not burn out here over his comments - when the problem of heterosexual military rape is so plainly a current catastrophe thats destroying lives, careers and families as it is.

[Link: www.stopmilitaryrape.org…]

yes :(

Nah, this guy’s a neoklansman, plain as day

he sorta looks like a crazy villian from an 80’s movie

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, Dec 19, 2010 12:48:38pm

re: #89 SanFranciscoZionist

My experience has been that straight men, regardless of their beliefs about homosexuality, simply don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about what gay men get up to in the sack.

Lately it’s been a lot of reading comic books

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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, Dec 19, 2010 12:49:31pm

re: #7 jaunte

Sharp thinking, Fischer. Predators always focus on victims who are armed, physically fit, and trained in deadly force.

hahahahahahahaha

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Kragar Sun, Dec 19, 2010 12:51:38pm

Fischer is concerned that “virile young men” will be molested in their sleep by sexual deviants.

But enough about the Catholic Church…

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steve-b Sun, Dec 19, 2010 2:53:38pm

re: #3 Dark_Falcon

I had the same thought. Methinks Fischer doth protest too much. Given the other evangelicals who have turned out to be gay, it would not be a surprise.

By the way, out of curiosity, just a minor point, off the subject… uh, how many times do the anti-gay force guys have to get caught in gay trysts before everybody just realizes they’re all gay? If you wanna meet gay dudes, start cruising the anti-gay buffet because it’s out there, baby!
—Jon Stewart

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Summer Seale Mon, Dec 20, 2010 3:01:30am

More and more, people like Bryan Fischer are realizing that their time is coming to an end, and that is why they screech ever louder.

I could not be happier at the passing of this particular ancien regime.

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Yashmak Mon, Dec 20, 2010 9:01:04am

Trying to molest a sleeping marine would be about the LAST thing anyone in their right mind would try. Literally. That’s would be a seriously life-shortening idea, I would think.

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