This just in: Michele Bachmann has received some more messages from God.

God will come and heal the land and bring “a new day to the country,” presidential candidate Michele Bachmann told an audience at an evangelical Christian church in Waukee on Sunday. …

She noted that the church members had a replica painting of “Prayer at Valley Forge” in the lobby, the same image of a kneeling, battle-ready George Washington that Bachmann has in her office in Washington, D.C.

“We, too, are at a crucial time today. And I think it is for us to remember, that if we do as Chronicles tells us, if we humble ourselves, and pray and confess our sins, and turn away from our wicked ways, and ask an almighty God to come and protect us and fight the battle for us, we know from his word, his promise is sure. He will come. He will heal our land. And we will have a new day.”

God is not partial, she said. “What he will do for one, he will do for all. And it is the same with nations as well. And as we seek him, he’s there for us. I have seen it. I have lived that in my own life since I came to him, out of his grace, in his mercy, back on November 1st of 1972.”

The date is a reference to when Bachmann, at age 16, gave her life to Jesus Christ.

Unfortunately, some members of Bachmann’s audience heard a very different divine message. God told some of them that Bachmann is forgetting her place as a woman.

Later on Sunday in Le Mars, protesters greeted the Minnesota congresswoman, who was on the second day of a new bus tour in a full-size coach emblazoned with her name.

Sean Lang, 21, and Justin Wentz, 22, both of Le Mars, held signs that read “Real Catholics wouldn’t vote for a woman” and “Amend the Constitution to outlaw Michele Bachmann.”

To top off the festivities, this excellent quote:

Energy is “the most easy problem for America to solve,” Bachmann said during her stop at the Wells Blue Bunny Ice Cream Parlor & Museum in Le Mars.