God Tells Another Fundamentalist Republican to Run for President

Rick Perry getting the message from the man upstairs
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Fundamentalist Texas Governor Rick Perry announced today that he’s starting to hear that call from the Big Guy.

“I’m not ready to tell you that I’m ready to announce that I’m in,” Gov. Rick Perry told The Des Moines Register. “But I’m getting more and more comfortable every day that this is what I’ve been called to do. This is what America needs.”

God sure is telling a lot of Republicans to run for President. I think He’s just messing with them.

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